#elliot alderson headcanons

[nr1rattlesfan]

rewatching mr robot and getting the urge to make personal sexuality headcanons

[dino-boyo-agere]

Okay,

more about my CG Argyle (Stranger Things) + little Elliot (Mr. Robot) head canon, because I am obsessed..

(tagging @froggy-clubhouse again, because he gets me)

At first, their like super awkward, Elliot doesn't trust Argyle, because he doesn't know him all that well. And Argyle, just knowing glimpses of his past, is overly cautious as to not scare Elliot away. This results in Argyle often stammering/ blabbering incoherent sentences and Elliot just looking at him like: "What the hecc is his problem? What does he want? Why is he so weird? Is he hiding something?"

But!!! After just a few weeks of hanging out (Argyle got notified by Eddie, whenever Elliot hung out with them and would find an excuse to 'stop by') they basically became inseparable!

Elliot feels safe with his CG and not only enjoys cuddling with him, he even initiates physical contact. Argyle is so proud, every time he noticed his Kiddo coming out of his shell a little more and he adores his dude so much. Seriously, he would die for this kid.. It's just heart eyes whenever he looks at him, so, SO much love and affection! <3

Elliot generally seems happier and way less stressed, no matter if he's regressed or not. (especially when Argyle is around)

Argyle, aswell as Eddie and Steve, also teach Elliot that stimming is completely normal and nothing weird to be ashamed of... He's trying to unmask, bit by bit, he is getting there, it just takes time. They are still so proud of him!

Also, this is little Elliot, every time he sees his best friend and play pal Stevie... No, really.. Every. Single. Time. No matter if one of them just had to go potty real quick, when they reunite it's always exactly this overly excited energy... He's the cutest!

Little bonus:

Halloween!

Stevie didn't show up on time (he was 3 min late because Eddie couldn't figure out the buttons on his darn pumpkin costume) Elliot already prepared himself to be stood up and disappointed but tried to play it cool Infront of Argyle. The ladder obviously saw right through his little muffin and assured him that they would come as planned, while already typing an angry message to Eddie for worrying his baby. However, he deleted the message, because the doorbell rung, before he was even able to send it.

So all was good in the end!

(I actually might try drawing little Pumpkin Stevie and Vampire Elliot, because this mental image is just so heccing cute.. I can't-)

[manyrandomfandoms]

I was laughing and then I got to the last one and my jaw DROPPED

guyss

Guyssss

GUYSSSS

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

oh shit oh shit oh shit

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKk

yo this character headcanon generator is getting a bit too real

[tinylittlet]

Mr Robot headcanon!

Tyrell is very diligent in his care for Elliot. Especially when it comes to how he’s fed! Elliot struggles with food sometimes so when he’s small Tyrell gets him to help cook! He lets Elliot sample little pieces of the chopped veggies. (Right now his favorites a little slices of sweet peppers) He’ll also make Elliot’s food in fun shapes to make him excited to eat it! Tyrell tried to be sure his babies diet is healthy and balanced! But sometimes all Elliot will wanna eat is a McNugget Happy Meal and Tyrell will always get him one, cause he literally can’t tell his baby no.

Omgg yes, getting Elliot to eat when he's big is a tough task so when he's little it takes so much more creativity!

Sampling the chopped veggies is a good way to get him some vitamins bc small bite sized snacks are so much easier to eat and hold and they're fun!! I feel like Tyrell would make these cookie cutter sandwitches with all the different shapes and sizes. Or he'd try to make egg-shaper fried eggs (with varying succes but a couple of eggs had to be sacrificed to make a perfect egg flower <3)

I imagine Tyrell had to join multiple facebook mom groups to find all the best advice and tricks on feeding a fussy eater when he had trouble convincing little Elliot to eat more (He accidentally gets invested in the groups, following the drama, baby trends and discussions, and even getting into quite arguments with fellow moms (good thing his internet connection is protected bc he made quite a few mom enemies on his way of becoming the most popular mom))

Maybe, when Ellie is too tiny for solid foods, Tyrell makes him some special protein formula drink that he can feed the little guy from the bottle while making sure that it's enough

Ellie always gets so much prise and cuddles for managing to eat his whole meals, but Tyrell thinks that maybe an extra treat of chicken nuggies from time to time couldn't be that bad <3

[fear-is-truth]

What is a random headcanons you have of Kai? Like the type of headcanons that would make him seem really human and not like he's constantly a murderer or psychopathic.

KAI ANDERSON // headcanons

a/n: here goes.. but i fear he’s just as fucked up bc i was trying to be realistic ya know

judges people by their handshakes. a weak grip disgusts him, and he’ll never respect someone with gross clammy hands.

watches old footage of leaders like hitler, stalin, or jfk to study their body language, hand movements. kai practices in front of a mirror until it feels natural. every gesture he makes while speaking is rehearsed. the way he waves his hands, points, or clenches his fists is meant to manipulate emotions.

practices subtle gestures (touching someone’s shoulder, making intense eye contact) to make people subconsciously trust him.

enjoys watching true crime documentaries and infodumps about jonestown or heaven’s gate.

remembers oddly specific details about people but weaponises them later in arguments.

thrives on debates, especially when he can dominate someone intellectually. he’ll derail conversations just to win, even if it’s about the dumbest shit like the best way to eat a subway sandwich.

has entire passages of nietzsche and shakespeare memorized, knows random latin phrases and sprinkles them into conversations to seem cultured.

hates losing at anything—he’ll rage quit a game of monopoly if it’s not going his way.

when fixated on something—a person, an idea, or a goal—he becomes consumed by it. spends hours researching or strategising, often at the expense of his health.

has casually invested in bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies. checks his coinbase and binance accounts obsessively. has strong opinions about dogecoin being a joke.

occasionally reads self-help books.

his library consists mostly of power-centric books. his favourites include the prince by machiavelli, the 48 laws of power by robert greene, the art of war by sun tzu, and nietzsche’s thus spoke zarathustra. also delves into russian literature like dostoevsky’s notes from underground and tolstoy’s war and peace.

collects super offensive internet memes in a private folder. posts pepe memes on 4chan ironically but secretly thinks they’re funny.

leaves people on read for hours, just because.

desensitised himself to gore.

loves gta, rdr2 and civilization VI. played cod religiously in his incel days.

follows elon musk on x (formerly known as twitter) and admires him as a disruptor of society. or maybe it’s a tech bro thing idk. retweets his memes but also calls him a sellout for pandering to the masses.

loathes andrew tate for his shallow and illogical takes but agrees with 10% of his misogynistic rhetoric.

posts inflammatory tweets that toe the line between radicalism and satire, carefully wording them to avoid getting banned.

an avid user of letterboxd. some of his reviews are super scathing—but for some reason, they always blow up. he’d open the app to find that his hate review on la la land got 7.2k likes. screenshot compilations circulate on reddit and instagram.

his letterboxd favourites are: american psycho, fight club, the social network and the matrix (all 5 star ratings)—but claims he likes them for their philosophical depth.

his favourite show is mr. robot, saying elliot alderson is “the closest thing to a genius on tv.” he also likes the twilight zone and breaking bad.

obsessed with eminem—he’s been a fan ever since d-12. the marshall mathers lp are his go-to rage anthems. thinks lose yourself is the pinnacle of motivational music.

thinks kanye west is a misunderstood genius and frequently defends him online.

uses dark mode on every device.

apple loyalist. owns a macbook, iphone, and airpods because he appreciates their sleek and minimalistic design. calls android users “peasants.”

never charges his phone until it has like 2% left.

brilliant with tech—can hack into nearly anything. knows how to code in several languages, always staying on top of the latest tech trends and occasionally contributes to dark web forums.

builds custom pcs for fun. dabbles in coding and hacking. knows how to create computer viruses.

used to spend wayyy too much time on forums like 4chan, r/RedPill, r/foreveralone and r/incels, though he’s mostly active on subreddits like r/iamverybadass, and r/unpopularopinion. also lurks r/atheism just to mock people with religion.

frequently visits r/AmITheAsshole to judge people, always siding with the “bad guy.” bro has the potential to be a criminal defense lawyer that the DA despises.

lowkey obsessed with angelina jolie, specifically from her tomb raider days. probably has a pinup poster stashed somewhere in his room.

uses arctic fox’s poseidon blue hair dye.

firmly believes in the efficiency of 3-in-1 body wash, shampoo, and conditioner.

wears dior sauvage because it’s “masculine but sophisticated.” probably bought it after seeing johnny depp in an ad.

when he’s in a mood, kai loves sneaking up on people to startle them. he’s perfected the art of standing silently in doorways until someone notices.

prefers dogs because they’re trainable, loyal, and trusting on their owner. in other words they are easy to manipulate and control.

constantly rolls his shoulders and cracks his neck. it’s both a habit and a way to intimidate people.

his lust for power stems from feeling powerless in his youth, particularly after witnessing his father’s abuse to his mother and the lack of control he had over the situation.

struggles to process complex emotions like guilt, shame, or empathy. often suppresses them or redirects them into rage.

swings between grandiosity (believing he’s destined for greatness) and crippling self-doubt (thinking he’s fundamentally unlovable)

finds it almost impossible to open up emotionally unless it’s to manipulate someone.

criticism, even minor, eats away at him. he’ll stew over it for days, replaying it in his head while devising ways to “prove them wrong.”

gets uneasy if someone expresses affection without clear reason—suspects ulterior motives.

goes online to stalk whoever winter’s dating at the time. sends cryptic, vaguely threatening texts from a burner number or straight up dox them. half of it is for shits and giggles, the other half is rooted in jealousy.

he’s attracted to girls who are intelligent and opinionated. independent but emotionally vulnerable, so he can swoop in and “save” them (he has a saviour complex). loyalty is non-negotiable, and she has to make him feel like her top priority.

anyone resembling winter is immediately his type, but he’d never admit it.

freakishly good at darts and chess.

knows how to pick locks and also, how to build a perfect pipe bomb.

his clown mask is inspired by satan in dante’s divine comedy (based on this convo with @porcelainlipgloss)

alternates between ice-cold showers and scalding hot ones depending on his mood.

drums his fingers or shakes his leg while sitting. can spin a pen around his fingers like a pro. learned it during boring college lectures and now does it absentmindedly.

can’t stand slow walkers, or when someone scrapes a fork on their teeth. his reactions to these are disproportionate and borderline hostile.

prone to road rage.

has read elliot rodger’s manifesto once, mostly out of curiosity and boredom, but ended up getting weirdly immersed in it. he disagreed with the bravado and entitlement, though—he finds it pathetic and would mock it, but still, he couldn’t put it down. deep down, he understands the mindset too well, which makes him uncomfortable.

selectively polite. says “please” and “thank you” when it benefits him but will completely ignore social etiquette in other situations, like cutting lines or taking the last slice of pizza.

his workout playlist consists of nine inch nails, rammstein. aggressive rap like eminem (“till i collapse” is a staple) and dmx. sometimes mixes in orchestral movie scores (the dark knight rises soundtrack pumps him up)

brushes his teeth aggressively, so his toothbrushes always wear out quickly.

loves gas station beef jerky and bags of plain popcorn with way too much salt.

doesn’t drink often, claiming alcohol dulls the mind. but when he does, it’s always something hardcore like everclear or absinthe. has a surprisingly high alcohol tolerance.

can literally live off black coffee or monster zero ultra (white can). claims he doesn’t need caffeine, but drinks it constantly because he “likes the bitterness.”

his handwriting is pretty neat, but only when he’s focused—otherwise, it’s chicken scratch.

loves the smell of gasoline and sharpies.

can’t sit his ass down during phone conversations—kai paces back and forth like a caged animal.

rarely gets more than four hours of sleep.

and when he does sleep, he sleeps on his stomach with one arm dangling off the bed.

sleep talks under extreme stress.

secretly likes it when someone takes care of him. whether it’s bandaging a cut or insisting he eats when he’s been working too hard, he fucking melts. he’ll complain about being babied, but it’s a front.

[bonsoir-tyrelliot]

So I’ve read like most of the Tyrelliot on AO3 at this point (minus the high school and college AUs because that stuff isn’t my jam) and I wanted to post my recs! I have tagged authors wherever I’m aware of them. Keep in mind this is my personal taste, which tends toward the soft. In no particular order:

1. Last Request (series) - This author’s instincts for romance are better than 95% of the published romance market. It’s unfinished but by the time you get to where it stops you’ll believe in Tyrelliot’s love so hard you’ll believe they can get through their final obstacle. AU.

2. Lend me your heart, I swear I won’t break it - Does anyone else get a literal physical response from sweetness in fic? I do, and I spent all 27,000 words of this in that tingly state. There’s angst but it’s so worth it for how sweet they are to each other. The ending is either happy or sad depending on your personal headcanons.

3. Beside the white chickens - A cute, longer oneshot where Tyrell comforts Elliot. I got the tingles from this entire thing too.

4. Lacunae - As I think the name implies, this fic gives us scenes from in between canon scenes. It also gives new takes on some canon scenes. WIP. Some of the best writing I have ever seen, no exaggeration. You have to read it to believe it. @auntarctica

5. the two-body problem - Elliot saves Tyrell after 404 and plays grumpy nurse. Both are incredibly in character. Tyrell high on morphine is cute but heartbreaking. Excellent writing. @cainightfics

6. This world will always be here - Technically this is Tyrobot, but it’s too good not to include, and it’s all Elliot anyway right? Incredibly sweet, incredibly well written. The softest Tyrell you'll ever meet. @the-fossilized-writer

7. In the dread of night and it’s sequel Sleeping at last - Two one shots that fix Tyrell’s death. I never knew I wanted Tyrell to be good with a wrench but it turns out I did want that.

8. Reboot to Recovery - A oneshot inside Elliot Alderson’s mind. Very cute and sweet and satisfying.

9. On your side, always - This is the most straightforward post-canon Tyrelliot get-together I’ve come across. Almost no angst, some pretty good smut.

10. I, Robot - A oneshot where Mr. Robot gets to relax for a minute with Tyrell. Very in character and adorable. Tyrobot.

11. Know you by heart - Tyrobot scenes from the basement in season 3. Expands on Mr. Robot's character in very cool ways. @zeiskyte

—Bonus-three recs that are PWPish.

1. Tender are the hands of god - Robot-Elliot strangles Tyrell during sex to celebrate the successful hack. Also, weirdly, this is some of the best prose I have ever seen on AO3.

2. World full of uptight gentlemen - Elliot makes Tyrell wear a vibrating butt plug during an E Corp meeting.

3. The evolution of Elliot Alderson - Elliot as power bottom. Sex in a limo. @deviantdarkbelle

[asentraa]

elliot lover again… considering we got the same brain wave about elliot and elliot being all rough on morphine, i think it’s necessary to ask just ur general smutty headcanons for him ? i personally can picture him being both dominant and submissive just depending on the vibe/ur guys’ moods (i see it even in a nonsexual way 2), and he usually gets rougher when he’s super upset/just took morphine. but i think normally in a dominant mood he’s intent on marking u up in any way, being all sweet and cooing at u, petting over u while ur weeping for another orgasm

and sub!elliot…. don’t get me started ill be drooling like a dog

⚝Elliot!Alderson NSFW Headcannons⚝

He doesn't mark you up in places where others could see, he prefers if only he sees them, he wants you to be his more than anything else. He doesn't care about showing you off, he just wants you to know that you're his and he is yours!

Sub/Dom with him strongly depends on his mental state in the moment honestly. Bad day and he's angry? He'll put his pent up anger into you, fucking you rough into the pillows. But if he has a worse day, he'll come to you like a puppy asking to be used or asking for you to take his frustrations out of him cause he has enough of taking the reins<3

My brain cannot fucking comprehend him whining like oh my fucking god I'm a subby brat-bottom, but jesus christ...He makes me wanna top him and make him cry while i ride his thick cock Geez... His little whines when he takes morphine before you ride him and he's just looking at you through teary eyes ,,P-please, please, please ngh~ 's too much!'' while grabbing your hips with bruising grip(he doesn't want you to stop)

Anon...Ily, please keep the reqs coming hrhrhrh

[canidkid]

fine..I'll do it myself...

inspired by agere-stims Mr.Robot posts >:]

MISCELLANEOUS LITTLE DUDE ELLIOT ALDERSON HEADCANONS 🩹🧃🪐

agere focused 🌈❕

Sensory seeking!! It's one of the first things I kinda assigned to him. He's very visual and tactile. Things like lava lamps, marbles, bouncy balls and aquariums almost fascinate him. He'll be content just turning something small and smooth over in his hands - but also enjoys more "extravagant" things like mood lighting or projectors.

He hides. When everything gets too big, too loud, too busy. He hides. Depending on headspace, it's not always easy to find him. When he's small he just wants safety, so he seeks it out by backing into corners, under blankets or beds. This doesn't always mean he wants to be alone.

Terrible communicator!! At least to those without practice. It's a lot of learning his nonverbal & unintentional cues. Tends to speak most through his eyes and expressions - will NOT hesitate to roll his eyes or quietly sulk/glare at people when he's frustrated or annoyed.

Forgets to take care of himself in like,, all the aspects. Even something like building a Lego kit can end up in a fuss because little dude's forgotten he needs to take breaks for snacks and rest. As much as he hates it, reminders do help. Visual and tactile reminders are even more helpful. A sticker chart, a list, a scribbled note. He likes to check on his to-do, even if it's just mealtimes and bathroom breaks.

Things get emotionally turbulent fast and often. Whoever is watching him has to be prepared for nasty surprises and lots of reassurance.

Toys!! He likes to collect a bunch of things. Marbles, as mentioned earlier. He has a box full of them! Likes to run his hands through it and feel the cold glass move & listen to the sounds. I feel like he'd also collect little figurines. Dinosaurs, animals, etc. Not huuuuge on plushies - if anything, he's just really picky with them!

Not a huge fan of many traditional kiddo mode things. Though, reluctantly accepted sippy cups have prevented disaster before. Owns a few pacifiers, they're seldom used but he's always glad he does have them when they're needed.

Often needs to be redirected to chewlery or stim toys instead of eating his own fingers or clothes. His hoodie strings have seen terrible things. Also has a tendency to pick at threading in his clothes - which has lead to a a couple of shredded sleeves and hems.

Dinosaur kid. Just. Yeah.

Will point out the scientific inaccuracies on his figurines and occasionally set them up from most to least accurate. For science, y'know?!

"food is evil and I don't want it near me...except that. I want all of that and nothing else." - Elliot, probably

He does better when someone else is having meals with him, otherwise he will just straight up forget that things are supposed to go into his mouth.

I'm not picturing anyone specific as a CG here - it's up to interpretation!

I'm also barely into S2 of the show so please bare with me if there are any canon character inaccuracies I haven't gotten to yet :']]

[vigilantebullshit]

questions for muns. what character have you never written, but  have wanted to ? & what is a headcanon you have for jess that you haven’t  posted ?

@poaeise // MEME.

what character have you never written, but have wanted to ? : martian manhunter, charles boyle, elliot alderson, veronica mars ( she's on my roster but i don't think i've ever gotten the chance to write her ), iilya kuryakin, and melanie king, to name a few !

what is a headcanon you have for jess that you haven't posted ? - i wrote it up but then backtracked because i felt like i wasn't wording it exactly like i wanted to, but it was about jessica, re. how safe she feels around luke and that standing out to her when she was deciding whether she wanted to pursue a relationship with him.

[yns-world]

Do you think yandere! Elliot has any kinks?

Yandere Elliot Alderson Kinks

YES HE HAS KINKS TRUST ME I'VE SEEN THEM 🤭

gender neutral, poc friendly, size not mentioned

TW: somnophilia

First on the list: voyeurism. No question about it. All he does is watch. Observe. Listen. It's not his fault that he caught you during your private moments. 

Elliot would have fantasies here and there about you being the one that watches him, but it's only for a fleeting moment.

Next on the list, praise kink-- giving and receiving. He needs all the praise in the world. Poor boy has been pushed around and neglected for his whole life, all he wants is to be enough in someone’s eyes. This also leads to the next kink--

Body worship, as part of the praise kink and as its own thing by itself. Elliot worships you like you created this entire universe in a blink of an eye. He quite literally kisses the ground you walk on, he whispers your name like a prayer. He just wants his god to give him the validation he so desperately thirsts for.

But some days, it’s not validation Elliot craves. Some days, Elliot wishes to be treated like the absolute shit that he thinks he is. I’m talking stepping on his throat, spanking, tying him up in ropes, gags, the works.

Yandere Elliot would also have somnophilia. It all dates back to the first time he broke into your house. 

This was a few months after Elliot laid eyes on you and has been watching you since. He doesn’t remember how or why, but he just had the clawing need to be close to you as you slept. That’s what pushed him to crack open your window and be able to smell your perfume up close. That’s what really drove him over the edge. 

He couldn’t stop himself, he just had to have you. He was finished within a couple strokes-- pathetic, he knows-- but he was too excited. He made sure to pull out into his hand just before he came and he cleaned up the mess. The next morning, you felt….off…but you just shook them off as the Monday blues.

Another thing that yandere Elliot would be into is roleplay-- stalking roleplay (ironic), serial killer chasing his prey, robber (breaking and entering, plus some somnophilia involved 😏)

All in all, he's a freak <3 he's MY freak 🫶🫶🫶

a/n: don't be a ghost reader! comment and interact with me, i promise i won't bite <333

this was so much fun to write! this is what i mean when i write suggestive content so thank you for this request <3

as always, check my pinned post for request rules!

i hope y'all have a great day! i'll see y'all in the next post ;)

[nr1rattlesfan]

i will never understand the people who watch south park, you, mr robot, etc - people who can watch a show with canon lgbtq characters and other good representation, but then also just sit here shitting on people's headcanons and if people perceive the show differently???

tyrell wellick is not your badass alpha male who only loves his wife, he's a bisexual wet cat, i don't fucking care. (the same could be said about joe goldberg lol)

elliot alderson isn't some mysterious guy who is better than anyone else and will save the world, he's mentally ill and queer.

okay i'm done. fuck you

[dino-boyo-agere]

Tiny Elliot hc! Elliot being the most curious kiddo! He loves watching all the learning shows! Maybe he likes being taken to science museums and children’s museums! Perhaps a caregiver gets him a nat geo kids subscription!

Oooo, I absolutely love this!! (I know you send this ask a while ago, sorry for answering so late, I kinda forgot it in my drafts hehehe)

Elliot is also absolutely obsessed with geology and archaeology, anything about ancient relics that can be found in the ground.

╰→ He collects rocks (and even bones) he finds when he's playing outside or exploring the woods.

His cg also definitely got him a metal detector and he loves going on "treasure hunts".

╰→ Elliot absolutely also collects those treasures. So far, he has about one bucket full of "treasures" he found... Most of which are bottle caps. (But only ones with pretty colors).

He has multiple childrens books on dinosaurs, cavemen, astrology, physics, geology, the human body, history, biology.. anything and everything, really.

Elliot's rewards are also vastly different from most other kiddo's..

╰→ His cg gives him pe- and elementary school learning books, buys all different kinds of experiment kits, takes him to the mentioned museums, prepares experiments to do at home (or outside) and even creates "homework" for him to do, on topics that interest him.

Elliot also definitely loves learning shows for children.. Especially older ones, he watched growing up, though he also enjoys newer ones aswell.

╰→ Examples: Bill Nye the Science Guy, Breakman's World, Sid the Science Kid, Sesame Street, Blaze and the Monster Machines, The Magic School Bus, Science Court, Nina and The Neurons, Backyard Science and pretty much all shows from the Xploration Station Block.

╰→ And he absolutely idolizes William Sanford „Bill“ Nye, Paul Zaloom and Katrina Bryan aswell.. They're what ironman or hulk are to most other kids.. They're his heroes!

That's all I can think of right now, will most definitely add to it though, because I am so darn obsessed with this adorable little guy.

Thank you for reading!!

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[rami-hoe]

YAY HC are open!!!! A spontaneous road trip with Elliot! To anywhere, doesn’t matter! I’d love you forever for this!

Elliot doesn’t always handle real life so well

He tends to block it out when things get overwhelming

And you know that’s not the healthiest of coping strategies

So when you see him slipping into that state of isolation he gets stuck in sometimes

You make a suggestion

A road trip

You don’t have a destination in mind

What you do have is a car and a long weekend coming up

And all you want to do is spend it on the open road with Elliot

It doesn’t take as much convincing as you expected

Elliot’s pretty impressionable, especially when he gets this way

It doesn’t take more than ten minutes for him to agree to the trip

You do have to take care of the packing

But that didn’t take you very long

You just threw a couple changes of clothes in a bag, along with the essentials

And off you went

You got in the car and just started driving

Elliot stares out the window as you drive out of the city

You put on some music, and enjoy the scenery together

You end up driving west

You still don’t know where the hell you’re going, but it’s really about the journey

When you see a tourist spot, you pull over and take a look

You do all that cheesy shit people do on road trips

You take selfies in front of landmarks, wade through seas of people to see something that was definitely not worth it, buy the stupidly expensive food from stands

But you have to admit, it’s a lot of fun

And you see Elliot cracking a smile every now and then

He seems to relax more the farther you get away from New York

And you’re glad to see it

He needs to take his mind off of things

You’re getting a little too old for crashing in the car

So you get a cheap hotel for the night

You don’t have sex every time it stop, but when you do it’s sweet and passionate

Despite his low sex drive, Elliot knows exactly how to make your toes curl

Neither of you wants to turn around when the weekend is over

So you don’t.

You both call in, and you spend a few more days on the road

Eventually, you do have to go home

But you’ll never forget your impromptu trip

It’s easily your favourite vacation

[justice-for-shayla]

What if shayla was never killed? Would her and Elliot still be together? What would their relationship be like?

Tbh I don’t think she and Elliot would stay together. She was putting her life back together and really working to improve herself. As much as she likes El, I think she would have realized that all his issues dragged her down. 

She would move on but stay in touch and leave the door open in case he decided to really put the effort into therapy and taking care of himself. Once he did that, yeah, I think she would be open to getting back together with him. 

Their relationship would be slow at first, but once they start to figure each other out, it’s a really good match. She’s sweet and not complicated and she never lies, which is totally different from basically everyone else he knows. He respects her and never pushes her boundaries because she respects his too. 

They swap coping techniques and cuddle together to watch movies or he’ll be on his computer while she works on her art, just sitting in silence but enjoying not being on their own. 

Christ I wish she’d gotten to live the life she deserved. Sam Esmail meet me in the Denny’s parking lot at dawn; I just want to talk. 

[dream-girl-stuff]

𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐌𝐫.𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐃𝐚𝐛𝐢.

𝙀𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮 :)

TW: chocking, murder

Elliot Alderson: A bug is never just a mistake. It represents something bigger. An error of thinking that makes you who you are.

Tyrell Wellick: Two days ago I strangled a woman to death just with my hands. That's a strange sensation. Something so tremendous done by something so simple. The first ten seconds were uncomfortable, a feeling of limbo, but then your muscles tense, and she struggles and fights, but it almost disappears in the background along with everything else in the world. At that moment it's just you and absolute power, nothing else. That moment stayed with me. I thought I'd feel guilty for being a murderer, but I don't. I feel wonder.

Elliot Alderson: Oh, I don't know. Is it that we collectively thought Steve Jobs was a great man, even when we knew he made billions off the backs of children? Or maybe it's that it feels like all our heroes are counterfeit? The world itself's just one big hoax. Spamming each other with our running commentary of bullshit, masquerading as insight, our social media faking as intimacy. Or is it that we voted for this? Not with our rigged elections, but with our things, our property, our money. I'm not saying anything new. We all know why we do this, not because Hunger Games books makes us happy, but because we wanna be sedated. Because it's painful not to pretend, because we're cowards. F*** society.

Elliot Alderson: What I wouldn't give to be normal. To live in that bubble. Reality of the naive.

Elliot Alderson: Daemons. They don't stop working. They are always active. They seduce. They manipulate. They own us. And even though you're with me, even though i created you, it makes no difference. We all must deal with them alone. The best we can hope for... The only silver lining in all of this... is that when we break through, we find a few familliar faces waiting on the other side.

Elliot Alderson: I suppose a bullet through the brain is peaceful in its own right.

Elliot Alderson: How do I take off a mask when it stops being a mask, when it’s as much a part of me as I am?

[personagensautistas]

O personagem autista do dia é: Elliot Alderson, da série Mr. Robot.