#elijah’s decent into madness

[c0gito]

guess who just finished a lamb design after 6 hours but now i immediately hate it so im starting over again 😋💞💞

[katsuthelittlekitten]

Fluff alphabet for yandere Elijah mikaelson x fem human reader

Asked by @catmikaelson20

A - Affection

Elijah is an affective man despite what people usually think. With his princess he always feel like kissing or hugging her closer to his body. Honestly, he literally just need her around because it makes him mad when she isn't.

B - Beginning

In the very beginning, Elijah was the one crazy in love with you, always being around and keeping an eye on you. He just wanted you and in the end he got what he wanted...you.

C - Cuddling

Oh god...he loveeeeesss cuddling with you. It really isn't a problem were you are or what you do when he want to cuddle with you, it's right there and now. Usually you never complain about it because you do love it really bad to.

D - Domestic

Elijah is a big help in your domestic life. He is the only that cook, always and that's because he is extremely good at it. He help doing the laundry and the dishes when needed, a real gentleman, your gentleman.

E - Efforts

In the start, Elijah was giving way much more effort to get your attention and show you how much you meant to him. However, when things got serious between the both of you it became a good share. You both have effort to make your relationship work perfectly.

F - Feelings

Because of how badly he experienced love in the past at first it isn't the easiest thing for Elijah to tell you how he feels all the time and what his emotions are. Yet, once he gets to open up it all get better and easier.

G - Gifts

I mean common~ We are talking about Elijah Mikaelsons here. Of course he give you gifts...all the time at a point that you need to tell him to stop and relax because it's just to much. Dresses, expensive jewelry even a new car because you once complain you didn't had one. It all was nothing for him, Elijah just love to spoil his princess.

H - Hugs

Just like the cuddles, he absolutely live the hugs even if he is more of a kisser. The times he loves to hug you the most is when you both are around other and he feel the need to get you closer and show you affection.

I - Intimacy

Elijah is a gentleman and it follows him in bed when you both get intimate. He will make sure you feel comfortable and that everything is ok for you at all time. He will be gentle and sweet not wishing to hurt you or anything. He will take care of your desire before his and make sure you are absolutely satisfied before comes his turn.

J - Jokes

Your vampire is not really the one that does the jokes, it's more of your department. Yet, he does laugh a lot when you do them and he think you are the cutest and funniest person on earth.

K - Kissing

Elijah is the best kisser. You honestly never felt that good and addicted to anyone's lips that you are with his. After all, because of his long life he does have a lot of experience even if you hate to think about the fact that other women kissed him before you.

L - Little Ones

This is not even a question, he wants you to carry his children. Elijah wants a girl and a boy and he already chose their name : Elizabeth and James. she can't stop thinking about you all pretty and pregnant around the house.

N - Needy

Elijah can get really needy when he wants. He'll just literally ask for your attention all the time. Then, he would just hug your body to his to make sure you don't move and keep you there until he is satisfied, sometimes it can last hours. Not that you complain of course.

M - Mornings

Your original boyfriend is an early waker, yet since he met you and started sleeping with you it all change. It's impossible to get out of bed before ten because he will make sure you can't more out of his grip. Elijah just seems to be more affectionate when he wakes.

O - Obsessed

He is decently obsessed of you, he thinks about you all the time and consider that you are his little princess. He can't be separated from you even one day and when you aren't with his he will call you multiple time and send you text to know if your fine and ok.

P - Patience

Elijah is a really patient man, be learned this quality during all his years as a vampire and he would wait for you forever it it's needed.

Q - Quizzes

He remembers everything about you and things you've told him, Elijah is an extremely intelligent man and he have a amazing memories for things that are important about you.

R - Remember

He would never forget your anniversary or special date that he has to remember because you are the only thing on his kind and the only one that matters.

S - Security

Elijah is like a security dog for you, literally. He would never let anyone hurt you and he make sure that people around knows what they will face If they put you in arms way. He killed and tortured already for you. The only idea of his princess being in pain is enough to make him want to burn a town down.

T - Trust

Elijah trust you with everything he is, he would give you his heart in a platter if you asked for it. The one he doesn't trust however, are the people around you. Your friends especially guy friend and strangers that could harm you.

U - Ugly

He absolutely hate when you say things involving your physical appearance and body in a negative way, for him you are persecution on earth and he won't allow you to even think about this word.

V - Vanity

Hummm....it's Elijah the man that always wears suits and look like a freaking model that we are talking about. Of course he take care of himself and like to look absolutely perfect and handsome at all time. It's literally his mark of commerce.

W - Whole

Before meeting you he was empty and was a shell of himself. However, now that he found you it's just like he revived and he feel whole again.

X - Xtra

Theirs in nothing in the world he wouldn't do for you, anything. Theirs is nothing that is to much or out of reach.

Y - Yuck

Honestly their is nothing Elijah doesn't like about you, he tried to find something but he never succeeded. You just seems to be perfect.

Z - ZZZ

Sleeping with you is the best thing in earth for him, he got used to be asside if you all the time and feeling your body against his as you sleep just makes him feel happy and relaxed. Sometimes, when he doesn't feel sleepy but you do, Elijah just caress you hair and looks at you sleep.

[riderofblackdragons]

Now I'm Golden

two fics in one day? When I'm not even doing any challenges for this month? Insane! But I had another thought, inspired by @witchcraftandgeeknes, and I just had to write it, yknow. Had a lot of fun writing it, too. There's potential for me to turn this into an AU, but for the moment, it's just staying as a oneshot

Enjoy!

If there was one thing Kol had learned not to underestimate, it was his older brother’s spy network. Honestly, it seemed as though Elijah knew everything, and it wasn’t that uncommon for Kol to see some peasant or another slipping up to whisper into Elijah’s ear, low enough that even the other vampires couldn’t hear what was being said.

It was why, when he’d started creating his golden dagger to take down their half-brother, Kol didn’t even try to hide it from Elijah. From the rest of the family? Oh yes. Rebekah would absolutely snitch on him, and whilst Kol didn’t really consider Marcel family, the others did, and the boy would also tell Klaus if given half the chance.

Kol could not let them find out about this.

The best case scenario, as he saw it, if his half-brother found out about this, was that he’d be daggered. Wait, no. Klaus did still rely on Elijah for a lot, and despite Kol’s attempts to hide it, he was sure that Klaus knew that Elijah was the only one he’d really listen to. So the best case scenario was Klaus handing him over to Elijah for punishment, not knowing that he already knew.

Elijah could be downright nasty with his punishments, although they’d never gotten as bad as their father’s. Mikael had been truly horrible to them all, even though Kol knew Klaus claimed it was only him that was targeted.

The worst case scenario? Klaus tortured Kol, made him watch as his co-conspirators, his friends, were turned into vampires, and then picked off one by one, before Klaus daggered Kol and left him like that for the next 8 centuries, like Finn was.

Desperately, Kol hoped that that scenario didn’t come to pass. But sometimes, a dice needed to be loaded, so he went hunting. Not for food, this time. For one of Elijah’s little shadows, who liked to go and tweet into his ear about things.

Elijah would be mad if Kol killed one of his spies, anyways. And upsetting Elijah would be the quickest way for Klaus to find out about Kol’s little dagger.

The spy reported in to Elijah later that night, Kol thought. He wasn’t entirely sure. It wasn’t that often that anyone caught Elijah listening to his little shadows, but the way his eyes followed Kol afterwards gave him a decent idea.

He went to see his brother when summoned, near midnight. Klaus was out, Kol didn’t know why, as was Rebekah, although Kol thought that she was sneaking out to meet up with Marcel for their little courtship. Honestly, the only person who didn’t know was Klaus. Kol wasn’t sure if Elijah did, but he assumed that if he did, so did his older brother.

“It’s just like the silver daggers he uses on us, Elijah,” Kol explained his plan fully.

How he hated the daggerings, how he knew that Elijah wasn’t exactly happy with them (his brother twitched a little at that, but ultimately didn’t say anything to it. Kol counted it as a win anyways). It really was supposed to work just like the silver daggers did on them. Just to dagger Klaus for a few years, to give him a taste of his own medicine.

Kol was somewhat hopeful that it would give Klaus pause when he went to dagger them again, although only somewhat. There was a reason that Elijah and Rebekah were the ones to stick closest by Klaus throughout the centuries, though even they had to leave him from time to time. Klaus played favourites, and Kol knew that if he stepped one toe out of line, Klaus would dagger him once again.

He could tell that Elijah was thinking along the same thoughts as him. Klaus was incredibly liberal with those daggers, especially with the knowledge that they couldn’t hurt him back with them because of his (sealed) werewolf heritage. One time he’d daggered Kol, just for talking back to Elijah in an argument.

Kol just wanted to make sure that Klaus felt the same fear of the dagger that he did, that’s all. He was sure that his big brother wouldn’t deny him that (he hoped. This entire plan, telling Elijah everything first, was based on the hope that Elijah wouldn’t decide to just go and reveal everything to Klaus first, and get Kol daggered before he could do anything).

Elijah nodded slowly along to Kol’s words, and he felt a bit of the tension inside his body relax. Elijah was agreeing with him. He probably wasn’t going to turn him in, if he was agreeing with Kol’s plan.

“I will grant you some of my witches to help,” Elijah offered, after Kol had finished talking. “But if Niklaus finds out, I have no part in this whatsoever.”

Kol hesitated, before agreeing to Elijah’s conditions. Extra witches to help would be welcome, especially since Elijah tended to only work with the best of the best. And if they weren’t the best at magic, that just meant they were the best at... other things.

Like running. And hiding.

It was far later, when Kol was working on the golden dagger with his witches, and Elijah’s witches proved to only be on par with Kol’s own, that he realised the true gift Elijah had offered. His brother was sly, sneaking this in without Kol immediately noticing, but he found himself grateful.

No matter what happened, the knowledge of how to create the golden dagger wouldn’t end with them. Elijah had ensured that regardless of whether or not Klaus found out, he couldn’t know of Elijah’s involvement, and Elijah’s witches would be able to continue creating this dagger in secret, when Klaus thought all the conspirators for it were rounded up and dealt with.

Kol never verbally confirmed it with Elijah, though. He wouldn’t confirm or deny it, Kol had done this dance with his brother before, and decided to spare himself the annoyance. But Klaus never caught Elijah’s witches, and as he stared up into his brother’s carefully blank face, Kol tried to project his gratitude for it into Elijah’s mind, even as Klaus sunk the silver dagger into his own body.

Nearly a century later, flames burning around them, Elijah stared down into his little brother’s terrified face, and decided not to kill him for good, after all. He released his grip on Klaus’ heart, instead reaching into his jacket pocket, and shoved the golden dagger he’d left there into Klaus’ heart.

Now, with the words fresh from Klaus’ mouth, Elijah had all the time in the world to look for his missing siblings, without his half-brother doing anything to prevent him from it.

He really did have to thank Kol for the golden dagger, as well. It had changed everything.

[alex-supremacy4]

rating my own charactars with a twst

i rate them but i act like theyre NOT mt xharacyeds amd from some tv series or whatercrr

why is carl si SILLY like hes the silliest goober ever like SOOOK silly i love how silly he is.. pls stop forgetting ur bfs name but 10/10

AND SIMON SILL6 TOO CARL AND HIM ARE THE SILLY GOOFY GOOBERS SO SILLY S ILLIEST EVER I SWEAR.. BEST DUO 10/10

virder can die i hate him. -7/10

ALEX IS SO N. Demon that all also have Yametzk'mrl Shemg as Rama Ramnachms' Demon Kaka Tsek KanmandiaUirelelelel3p3o3okriwjfnwjnfjebgjdbfnnsnfkwoo4oroor3p393949o49kfmfmksn(×*$)!*¥¥\◇●◇oekfksf /Pos 11.5/10

veronica slays.. tom is INFERIOR to her id let her step on me with her high heels but ehhh 9/10

rory.. no explanation. 10000/10

jose is a 9.5/10 hes so silly but the 0.5 is taken off because he can be manipulated QUITE easily.. (judging by what happened with nao..)

micheal 10.5/10.. blud is both the main protagonist and antagonist ☠

erm.. okay so.. dont get mad ar me for this but... coly is just 8/10. even though he saved alex from fucking dying and losing his soul to virder once, hes.. um. decent but not completely good.

elijah. automatic 7/10. fuck you you killed alex but 👍

natashia 807/10 Auywuayahgshwhehehjshejskosjenfowjrkksnekwkrjwkrrj1jtirqlohjkakrjgjskrjqjwkktkakrkhkksktkdkskrkkgkekwktjwlkkhkkejg 🥰🥰

amaya 19/10 am sad sje die :((

elliot is 6/10 i will never forgive them for what they did to alex and kathy but just alright overall

nao.. well erm. shes complicated. :D

khel is also complicated but maybe like a solid 8/10.. cannibal guy yk??

yeah that it i will make mor soon

[lightkeeping]

Elijah was a much brighter person when he was human. As a doctor he was absolutely in his element, able to put his kindness and calmness to good use. Playful, confident and capable under pressure, he was well-liked by most of his peers, and a few of the nurses on his ward certainly had crushes on him.

A bit naive and overconfident, Eli believed in the goodness of most people. He often thought his decent reputation could protect him from any harm. He made friends easily. He trusted easily. He even fell in love quite easily �� and broke a couple of hearts as a result. His relationships often ended up short-lived due to his work commitments. Something he regretted.

After the incident with Claudia and his turning, he became much more withdrawn. He felt disconnected from his life, unable to reach out to anyone for help. His ability to trust was shattered — even towards himself and his own judgement. How could he have let something like that happen to him? He had a profound sense of isolation and helplessness. The only one who knew what had happened to him was the one who inflicted it in the first place. Who else would believe it? And even if they did, he couldn't control himself. How could they see him as anything other than the same monster she was?

Over time, Eli lost his natural spark. He was afraid to accept his new existence, and he was afraid to die and lose everything. He persisted with a half-life kind of reality, barely surviving on the required amount of blood and living in isolation at the lighthouse. He was weaker than he should be, and the first year or so was quite hellish to experience, another kind of madness that he only survived through Claudia's help. He felt indebted to her. Yet as a result, he learned the hard way how to control his appetite, even around people.

After many years, the lack of proper feeding took its toll on him. He started to show signs of aging. Ironically, it worked in his favour, helping him blend in with the small fishing village he called home. In the end, Elijah began to settle into his new reality, straddling the line between human and vampire, but not really feeling like he belonged in either world. He became accustomed to his loneliness. He stopped wanting to reach out to anyone, and again, he buried himself in his work.

[carbonateddelusion]

jus random thoughts...

sane universe Mads def gets hit hard by gifted kid fatigue. they never really felt like they were a part of their family because they're so much younger than most of their siblings, so they slowly distance themself from their family to suffer alone after they graduate and try to go to college.

their early 20s are Really Rough. they're in a constant depressive fog that consumes everything around them; it eventually chases off their gf because Camila can't take being around someone who is such a constant drain. the depression meds aren't working, they pretty much only see their family on holidays, and despite talking to their parents at least once a month, it's more them lying to them about being fine than having someone to turn to.

Isaac has a boyfriend, a stable job, and a good home, Elijah has a girlfriend and a decently paying job, Jack has his kid with his long-term girlfriend and has severely mellowed out, but they're just kind of... There. as an outlier. the only sibling of theirs that feels like a sibling is Isaac because they grew up together. everybody was always too caught up in stuff that happened either before they were born or when they were very young. they immediately had all of that trauma in common, and Mads was constantly playing catch up to struggle for a relationship with their family. and when their depression, self-loathing, and general distaste for socializing got worse, they shut everyone out.

they get better Eventually but. times are tough.

[majiburger]

so, i finished the devil judge. spoiler-laden thoughts about the show under the cut

never have i seen a show that made me WILDLY oscillate between enjoyment and frustration like this before. i swear my opinion changed every single minute of every single episode and that was the case with the last episode too, but before i get ahead of myself, i do want to note that the casting choices for this show were excellent and i enjoyed all the actors' performances. i think they all did a great job and i'd love to see more of whatever they're in.

as for the show itself and the writing – idk! it frustrated me! there were definitely moments where i enjoyed the twists, especially the reveal that yo han had been protecting elijah all along but there were some glaring plot holes and plot twists that felt goofy and unearned. i enjoyed the live court concept and i think the show did have a nuanced portrayal of what would happen if something like that came into effect, but sometimes it stretches credulity an insane amount and you'd have to suspend your disbelief a whole lot to accept some of the events. even if it's a fictional dystopia or whatever, i feel like it still has to have some believability, but the amount yo han and the other main characters get away with is crazy. the only thing that redeems it from being completely outrageous is that the villains are rich and powerful, and i can't find it in myself to be too mad that they get cornered and punished in brutal ways with little to no opposition. clearly the show understands the public frustration with the wealth gap — the last episode having the 99% vote guilty and the 1% vote innocent is an on-the-nose representation of that sentiment, and i really liked it, but sometimes i wish the show took itself seriously! it felt rushed in a lot of places, and the lowkey ableist resolution to elijah's character arc was annoying. re-arrange some of the existing scenes and it would feel like a more tightly-knit show but as it exists now, in its current state, the pacing was all over the place.

the silver lining of this show is that even in its wildest moments, the cast is very likeable. i liked every single character (except the villains), even if i felt like some of them were underwritten/their motivations were not believable for how much the show has told us about them. that being said, they're all charming. i don't usually like numerical ratings but i'd give the show an 8 for yo han's face alone (i'm docking two points off because they made sun-ah and minister cha kill themselves though. gorgeous evil women deserve to live forever etc etc). i liked that the show was bold enough to actually let yo han get away with blowing up a bunch of rich people, i definitely thought ga-on would successfully talk him out of it😅 but i also liked the vague implication towards the end that the world isn't necessarily "fixed" because of what yo han did, and that even if yo han started a movement, its quick hype-and-die-down probably wouldn't have a long-lasting effect, but that's not what he had hoped for anyway, as his general goal as a character was to take down the srf and he did exactly that. it was realistic, even amidst the unrealistic chaos of it all, and i thought it was a decent concession for the show to make in exchange for yo han getting his revenge 😂 when the show first began, i thought we'd have more court cases but i can see how that would get monotonous after an episode or two so maybe this is the wisest route to take for a thriller. the court room scenes were very well shot though, even though i feel like the show uses the conceit of a live court WAY too much as a writing shorthand to resolve some of its plots. but. at the end of the day, i did enjoy my watch-through and i had a good time, so i consider it time well-spent

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

We're All Mad Here

by konohaflameninja Ben parked his car in the so far empty driveway, trying to take a subtle deep breath while preparing himself for the impending disaster. Welcome to the school for Bad Parents… Clueless people that had somehow procreated, decent but overachiever assholes that shouldn’t be there taking up space, drunktards and junkies that had gotten their kids back and wanted to keep them, poor helpless souls that had ended up choosing a child they couldn’t handle… All those cool dudes were surely gonna be there. Sure, where else would he want to spend the first week of July but trapped in the middle of nowhere with all that messed up guys? Words: 2180, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Cobra Kai (TV), The Originals (TV), The Boys (TV 2019), Batman - All Media Types, Green Arrow (Comics), One Tree Hill Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Johnny Lawrence, Robby Keene, Miguel Diaz (Cobra Kai), Carmen Diaz (Cobra Kai), Klaus Mikaelson, Mikael, Elijah Mikaelson, Kol Mikaelson, Finn Mikaelson, Rebekah Mikaelson, The Homelander | John, Soldier Boy (The Boys), Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Dinah Lance, Connor Lance-Queen, Roy Harper, Mia Dearden, Dan Scott (One Tree Hill), Lucas Scott, Nathan Scott Relationships: Dan Scott & Lucas Scott, Dan Scott & Nathan Scott, Connor Lance-Queen & Oliver Queen, Roy Harper & Oliver Queen, Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne, Mikael & Finn Mikaelson, Mikael & Kol Mikaelson, Mikael & Elijah Mikaelson, Mikael & Klaus Mikaelson, Mikael/Klaus Mikaelson, Mikael/Esther Mikaelson, Carmen Diaz/Johnny Lawrence, Miguel Diaz & Johnny Lawrence, Robby Keene & Johnny Lawrence, Dinah Lance/Oliver Queen, Dinah Lance & Soldier Boy (The Boys), The Homelander | John & Soldier Boy Additional Tags: Family Feels, Parent-Child Relationship, Father-Son Relationship, Father-Daughter Relationship, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, attachment disorders, Eating Disorders, Childhood Trauma, Soldier Boy tries to be a good parent, Oliver Queen tries to be a good parent, Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent, Johnny Lawrence tries to be a Good Parent, Soldier Boy is bad at feelings, The Homelander | John Needs a Hug, Robby Keene Needs A Hug, Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Roy Harper Needs a Hug, Klaus Mikaelson Needs a Hug, Elijah Mikaelson Needs a Hug, Finn Mikaelson Needs a Hug, Kol Mikaelson Needs a Hug, Mikael is Bad at Feelings, Non-Consensual Spanking, Dysfunctional Family, Family Drama, Family Issues, Family Therapy, Adoption, Dan Scott tries to be a good parent via https://ift.tt/Rr4WhbS

[ao3feed-johnnylawrence]

We're All Mad Here

https://ift.tt/Bs46nFl by konohaflameninja Ben parked his car in the so far empty driveway, trying to take a subtle deep breath while preparing himself for the impending disaster. Welcome to the school for Bad Parents… Clueless people that had somehow procreated, decent but overachiever assholes that shouldn’t be there taking up space, drunktards and junkies that had gotten their kids back and wanted to keep them, poor helpless souls that had ended up choosing a child they couldn’t handle… All those cool dudes were surely gonna be there. Sure, where else would he want to spend the first week of July but trapped in the middle of nowhere with all those messed up guys? Words: 2180, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Cobra Kai (TV), The Originals (TV), The Boys (TV 2019), Batman - All Media Types, Green Arrow (Comics), One Tree Hill Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Johnny Lawrence, Robby Keene, Miguel Diaz (Cobra Kai), Carmen Diaz (Cobra Kai), Klaus Mikaelson, Mikael, Elijah Mikaelson, Kol Mikaelson, Finn Mikaelson, Rebekah Mikaelson, The Homelander | John, Soldier Boy (The Boys), Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Dinah Lance, Connor Lance-Queen, Roy Harper, Mia Dearden, Dan Scott (One Tree Hill), Lucas Scott, Nathan Scott Relationships: Dan Scott & Lucas Scott, Dan Scott & Nathan Scott, Connor Lance-Queen & Oliver Queen, Roy Harper & Oliver Queen, Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne, Mikael & Finn Mikaelson, Mikael & Kol Mikaelson, Mikael & Elijah Mikaelson, Mikael & Klaus Mikaelson, Mikael/Klaus Mikaelson, Mikael/Esther Mikaelson, Carmen Diaz/Johnny Lawrence, Miguel Diaz & Johnny Lawrence, Robby Keene & Johnny Lawrence, Dinah Lance/Oliver Queen, Dinah Lance & Soldier Boy (The Boys), The Homelander | John & Soldier Boy Additional Tags: Family Feels, Parent-Child Relationship, Father-Son Relationship, Father-Daughter Relationship, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, attachment disorders, Eating Disorders, Childhood Trauma, Soldier Boy tries to be a good parent, Oliver Queen tries to be a good parent, Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent, Johnny Lawrence tries to be a Good Parent, Soldier Boy is bad at feelings, The Homelander | John Needs a Hug, Robby Keene Needs A Hug, Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Roy Harper Needs a Hug, Klaus Mikaelson Needs a Hug, Elijah Mikaelson Needs a Hug, Finn Mikaelson Needs a Hug, Kol Mikaelson Needs a Hug, Mikael is Bad at Feelings, Non-Consensual Spanking, Dysfunctional Family, Family Drama, Family Issues, Family Therapy, Adoption, Dan Scott tries to be a good parent source https://archiveofourown.org/works/51715768 November 20, 2023 at 02:10AM

[gerardofontenelle]

Dillon Francis - GO OFF (Nuthin' 2 It) [Official Music Video] from The Dads on Vimeo.

Lead Talent - John Gemberling / Dillon Francis

Director / Editor - The DADS Director of Photography - Geoff Taylor

Colorist - Josh Bohoskey (The Mill) Line Producer -Steven Taylor 1st AD - Chris Taylor BTS Photo/Video - Jake Herman 1st AC - Travis Lynch 2nd AC - Marijo Saulon Key Grip - Travis Becker BBG - Matt Turve Gaffer - Adam Dinihanian BBE - Connor Burns Production Designer - Frankie Latina SPFX Foreman: Alex Hill SPFX Technician: Maggie Goll SPFX Technician: Dave Mesloh SPFX Technician: Michael Engel Artist HMU - Fara Conley HMU - Abigail Smith Wardrobe Designer - Paola Erazun Movement Coach - Mimi Cave Production Assistant - Set - Tyler Hock Production Assistant - Set - Jack Clarke Production Assistant - Set - Andrew Bowman

Location - Silver Dream Factory

Featured Talent - Mary D May Featured Talent - David Cardenas Featured Talent - Vimala Nowlis Featured Talent - Carol Hannan Featured Talent - Ladi B Featured Talent - Marilyn Price Featured Talent - Nick Reid Featured Talent - Steven Wills Featured Talent - Elijah Baughman Featured Talent - Andrew Searles

Label - IDGAFOS / Mad Decent Artist Manager - Nick Palmacci Commissioner - Lillie Wojcik

Production Company - AVOИИI Executive Producer - Dillon Francis Executive Producer - Reed Matthews Executive Producer - Steven Taylor

[creppersfunpalooza]

( @radvercity )

COMING IN AT 8TH PLACE, we have SAGE!!! i have nothing against sage i just have never interacted with him literally ever and know close to nothing other than the fact that he’s slightly more mentally stable than raymon, he’s a band kid, and he broke into someone’s house. all pretty green flags but alas…..

IN 7TH WE HAVE…. ELIJAH!!! i think he’s neat. he’s married or was married. i think he dies. honestly i like him a lot. he seems neat and pretty cool. and like he’d probably make really good tea for some reason idk. maybe it’s also the fact that (if i remember right) he’s a decent father to celo and i think that kid really needs it….

FOR 6TH PLACE, WE’VE GOT THE KID IN QUESTION!!! CELO!!!!! i fucking NEED this kid to be okay. i will start ugly sobbing. they are so squishy and also strange and i love him very very very much. need to save him. he gets the world.

AY… WE’RE INTO THE TOP FIVE NOW…. WHO WILL WIN??? WHO WILL TAKE HOME THE PRIZE OF A BLUEBERRY FLAVORED HONEY STICK????? WHO IS THE ULTIMATE FAVORITE!??!??!!??!

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WELCOME BACK! NOW, BACK TO THE RANKINGS!!! WE’RE IN THE TOP FIVE NOW!!!!

UP FOR 5TH PLACE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR LOCAL ELDRITCH GOD, JOCE!!! honestly they fought celo for this spot and won because everyone knows if i have an affinity for anything it’s fucked up gods (and mad scientists but that’s not on topic). like joce i understand u……. i get it….. it’d be awesome if you left my scrungles alone but at the same time like…. i get it. also very pretty eyes!!! i love it when i stare into the abyss and it stares back!!!!! thank you for giving these guys issues!!!!! i love you /p!!!!!!

IN 4TH, WE HAVE GRENADIER!! HONESTLY THEYD BE HIGHER BUT THESE LAST FEW UP TILL SPOT 1 ARE REALLY TRICKY BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM. but grenny’s got everything going for them. they’ve got an awesome design. they’ve got an awesome wife. they’ve got a thing for hot moms (respectfully). i also love the fact that they’re like. a fish. that’s cool as fuck. also their whole dynamic with joce from what ive seen is so awesome and id love to see more of it some time. love them. they’re so cool. everything about them makes me wanna sink in my teefs and rip off their skin :3

IM SORRY TO DO THIS TO YOU AND I SWEAR IT WAS PRACTICALLY A TIE BUT RAYMON, ONCE AGAIN YOU’RE COMING IN SECOND TO YOUR BROTHER (sorry that was mean), IN OUR 3RD SPOT!!! god where do i begin. i wanna dunk him in water. he’s so soppy…… so pathetic i love him dearly… anyone surprised by this high ranking underestimates my love of sad sad mentally unstable men. like guys he’s so squishy. also just the idea of him being totally fine with vian practically torturing him as long as vian does the bare minimum of complimenting him or smthn is so funny to me like god he is desperate for validation /pos. anyways moving on….

IN 2ND, MY FAVORITE GUY…. THE GUY…….. SLOANE!!! honestly like i was saying him and raymon were really close here. like the main reason he wins is because of his awesome mustache. like god that thing is unbeatable. like you’re telling me there’s a catboy and he’s got a mustache. deal. peak design. also i love how he’s absolutely terrible but still so lovable like god fucking damn i can’t hate him even if i try. he’s just so fun. he’s also so messed up and honestly that just makes me love him more. like wdym he’s hurt the people he loves and is also tormented by a god… that’s like my favorite things to be…. honestly i can’t even blame joce because if i could i’d also love to run sloane over with a train at full force and speed.

AND NOW, FOR THE FIRST PLACE SPOT, THE MOMENT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR…. THE ONE AND ONLY AMITIE!!!!! is that really a surprise. i think ive made it abundantly clear that this girl never leaves my mind. she’s always there. like god she is so relatable (she has killed before she has undergone so m) she’s so me. she’s so me. like girl we can ignore red flags together it’s ok. god i love everything about her. what the fuck do you mean she was a part of the mafia at one point and what the fuck do you mean she’s also dead and a streamer and a tgirl. she’s so iconic and i fucking love her. like she probably makes lameass references and i would watch an entire show just because she made a joke about it once. i cannot stand how much love i have for her i will explode. i am the number one amitie fan move over grenadier. the real reason grenadier isn’t higher is because i am JEALOUS of them (/j). god nobody can ever beat amitie or her impeccable failgirl swag. she’s amazing. she has so much going for her. she’s such a loser and i love her infinitely.

hi reply to this if you want me to make a personal list of my top favorite characters of yours in order and with reasons because i feel silly rn :3

[darth-nikeon]

Damon: so tell me what happened.

Elena: ok, but you can't get mad at us.

Damon: Elena, I could never be mad at you.

Caroline: Well we were minding our own business when-

Damon: BULLSHIT!

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Klaus: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Caroline: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Klaus: Absolutely not.

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Klaus: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Caroline : This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Caroline: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Klaus: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Caroline: No! Four to five seconds!

Klaus: Too late!!!

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Kol: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Elijah: Alright, what's 30x17?

Kol: 47

Elijah: That's not even close.

Kol: But it was fast.

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Klaus: So that’s my plan.

Elijah: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Klaus: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Elijah: It fucking sucks.

Klaus: That���s not constructive criticism.

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Jeremy, texting Bonnie: Bonnie! Help I’m being kidnapped

Jeremy: Where are you?

Jeremy: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Bonnie: I’ll call Elena.

Elena, answering their cell: Y’ello?

Bonnie: Where’s Jeremy? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.

Elena: Jeremy? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-

Elena:

Elena: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Elena: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Jeremy: WHO ARE YOU?!

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Jeremy: Where are you going?

Damon: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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Jeremy: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Damon: Only if you also don't ask why

Damon: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Jeremy:

Damon:

Jeremy: This one is fine

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Jeremy: Hey, Damon? Can I get some dating advice?

Damon: Just because I’m with Elena doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Stefan: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Klaus: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Stefan: Yes!

Rebekah: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Stefan: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Klaus: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Rebekah isn’t as mean

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Stefan: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Klaus: Stop romanticizing the past

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Stefan: What is your biggest weakness?

Damon: I can be uncooperative.

Stefan: Okay, can you give me an example?

Damon: No.

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Stefan: Okay, truth or dare?

Damon: Truth

Stefan: How many hours have you slept this week?

Damon:

Damon: ...Dare

Stefan: Go to bed.

Damon: I don’t like this game

[countrymusiclover]

8 - He's Actually Alive

Part 9

Her Life Means Everything

@mrs-fanfiction-2001 @the-big-bad-klaus

"Elijah...he's gone...Klaus's gone!" I shutter stumbling into his waiting arms still sobbing where I stained his suit shirt with tears. He wrapped his arms around my frame feeling my body collapse into his embrace.

The bedroom bursts open for me to see a moarning Becca. Her eyes bloodshot from crying with a bottle of wine in her hands. I get on the edge of my bed, dragging the covers wrapped around me along. "Rebekah-" I trailed off my nose still stopped up from hours of sobbing, eyes bloodshot red and marks from where I was digging my nails into my skin.

She embraces me in a hug and I death grip her yellow jacket as we both cry in tears. I didn't have a connection with Finn so his death only physical hurt me. Instead Klaus has hurt me mentally inside too. Rebekah breaks the hug warning me suddenly. "Maddie duck!"

We barely let go of one another and she pushes hair behind my ear. I spin around to see a dart shoot into my arm and Becca gets one in her stomach dropping to the floor before me. Everyone around me blues as I fall on my knees mumbling out as everything went dark. "Becca...."

My eyes open slowly and once I'm awake I tug my wrists up on to feel a shock of pain shoot through my body. Rebecca thrashes next to me but my sister's voice stopped her. "Vervain ropes. Looks like Alaric outed us all out to the council." She paused seeing needles sticking into my skin. "They thought you were a vampire like me, Mads."

Suddenly a truck crashes into the front of us, knocking the three of us around when the truck gets tipped over. Tyler broke open the door, snapping my chains with ease. My twin asks in disbelief that her boyfriend was actually alive. "You're alive?" He broke her free as I go for Becca but he pulls at my forearm once Care is out of the truck.

"Wait Mads, what about me?" Becca asked struggling with her restraints. Tyler gets me out of the truck where I grabbed his arm holding him still.

"We have to free her too, Tyler." He grabbed mine and Caroline's hand vamping us into the woods seeing a police car coming towards us.

Caroline started getting it on with Tyler and I turn away looking at the woods, not sure of what to do. But I picked up on something Tyler said to her. "Easy, love. Wrong time, wrong place and wrong equipment." Tyler would never call her that - he's not British. The only 2 people who are is klaus and kol. Oh my god....it can't be.

I take a few steps up towards the pair when she pulled away realizing what he'd said. "Did you just call me 'Love?"

Tyler or maybe Klaus replied looking at her. "I don't know, love. Did I?" He leans his back against the tree still wearing no shirt. "Listen... I didn't have to risk exposure to come save you."

"Oh, you do one semi-decent thing and now you're my hero?" She puts her top back on scoffing at him. "Put Tyler back!"

I gasped in a breath nearly stumbling and fall against a tree for support. My vision started to blur so I pressed my back against the tree trunk in shock that he's somehow alive right now. My sister runs her fingers through her hair until Tyler/Klaus vamped over to me arms on either side of my head blocking me in. "Maddie.." He smirks in Tyler's body and I clearly show I don't like it with look of discomfort. He cups my face in his hands as I labored out in full disbelief.

"Klaus - Nik...you're alive...I...this isn't possible." Shaking my head side to side my chest heaving up and down. "I felt the stake go through your heart...you...you should be dead!" He gently wiped my tears away with his thumbs seeing a shocked smile on my face that he's here right now. He leaned down to kiss me but I push my hands against Tyler's chest. "Sorry too werid, get back in your own body first please..."

He nods finishing my note "Gladly, my love." Caroline watched us trying not to throw up at the sight then spinning around on her feet throwing her arms up in the air.

"Wait what is happening here. What did you mean when you said you felt him die!" Klaus and I just stared at her while she freaks out stomping around in her boots. "Are you two together, gag. Mads, how could you not tell me!"

Moving out from underneath his arm I take my sister's hand in hers only telling her half the truth. If I told her I might be falling for him she might try and kill him which would result in her getting hurt by him instead. "Care, lisen when Esther tried to kill the Originals I found out that I am linked to all the brothers. I can feel their desires and when they die I feel their pain too. That's why he's close to me and I to him...are you mad?"

"I should be...but you didn't have a choice in the matter. So all I can hope is that they treat you well." She glanced over my shoulder towards Klaus who just smiled our direction now wearing a shirt again. "If you ever hurt her or any of your brothers do the same I will shove a stake in you. Understand that Klaus!" She flashed her fangs at him when he nodded.

Night had come I lay on my bed about to fall asleep until something hits my window making me shoot up. Caroline was asleep in her room down the hall. Sliding off my bed I opened the window seeing Klaus standing on the ground in his actual body finally. Covering my mouth with my hands I giggled as quietly as I could knowing he would hear me still. "Klaus Mikaelson, what are you doing. It's the middle of the night. You can't be here."

He shakes his head vamping off the ground now sitting on my windowseal grinning a proud smile. "I couldn't wait another second to see you. Elijah told me that you hadn't been leaving your room for a few days. I'm sorry I couldn't tell you that it was all taken care of. That I would come back Maddie." He rests his hand against my face that I leaned into.

Not wasting a secound I grab the collar of his black jacket pulling him inside my bedroom crashing my lips onto his. He gasped taken back at first then cups my face in his hands deepening it slowly. Wrapping my arms around his neck I moved my fingers through his hair driving him crazy where he breaks the kiss. "Jump love." Following his words I wrapped my legs around his waist putting my lips back onto his tugging at the collar of his shirt until we fell back onto my bed never breaking the kiss.

"Maddie, as much as this is tempting we can't. I promised that I'd wait until your fully ready." He finally broke the kiss hovering above me for a second. His hair is a curly mess with a small smirk on his face where he flopped beside me on the bed.

Throwing my head back on the pillows I rolled over laying my head in the crook of his neck sighing in relief. "Please don't die again, Nik. I couldn't handle it." I whispered feeling my eyes getting heavier so he wrapped his arms around my waist pulling me closer to him.

"I don't plan on it. Goodnight Mads." He whispered kissing my forehead closing his eyes too.

Comments really appreciated ❤️

Do you all want Maddie to have scenes with Kol and Elijah??? If so give me ideas I am not sure on scenes for them with her

[gccdwitch]

It had become pretty much the norm for Nick to cook for people he slept with, even if it was never meant to go anywhere. Usually, he does it because he was probably going to cook anyway and making one extra serving is just the decent thing to do. Admittedly, he’s never before done it at someone else’s place as he usually brought people back to his but… well, he supposes there’s a first time for everything.

“Oh.” He awkwardly scratches the back of his neck, avoiding looking at Elijah. “I woke up early and I thought leaving without saying goodbye might be kind of rude?” Nick gently nudges the food with the spatula, feeling a little awkward and out of place. Sure, Eli doesn’t seem mad or anything but there’s still a part of him that feels like he’s majorly overstepped. “I guess using your kitchen without permission is also rude but uuuh, how do you like your eggs again?” / @popcultr

OPEN TO: anyone!

TEST MUSE: eljiah miller / 26 / ??? / pansexual

PLOT: i can't find the post but its "ohmygod we hooked up, i thought u left but ur just making breakfast in my kitchen" x

eli's alarm went off, he sat up with a groan, turning it off, rubbed his eyes and realised the other wasn't there. his heart dropped a little, he didn't want this to be another failed one-night stand. as he became more awake, he could smell something, someone was cooking, his roommate was away for the weekend, eli was confused.

he climbed out of bed and threw a t-shirt on, padding down the hall and into the kitchen. then eli sees the other, he can't help but smile, "shit. i thought you'd gone"

[akwardlyuncool]

The Faculty (1998) - Review

Strange things are happening inside of this Ohio High School when Casey Conner (Elijah Wood) finds a weird specimen on the football field and suddenly his teachers are all infected.

I recently got this movie on VHS, cause I’ve been wanting to dip my toes into more horror movies, but only fluffy pop culture, baby-thriller type of stuff, no actual Conjuring flicks over here. I know it’s a stretch but I saw my nephew watching Teen Wolf the other day and figured he would be a decent person to watch this movie with. The movie wasn’t actually all that scary, but I can say that having him around to commentate with definitely took the edge off.

The strong suit of this movie was the cast, which is probably what drew me to it in the first place. I was a big Usher fan growing up, so I knew about this movie, just never got around to looking into it further and actually watching it. That being said, spoiler (not really) Usher was probably in the movie for maybe a max total of 5 minutes and that’s pushing it. The poster spot for him was just marketing, but that’s not surprising especially if you’ve paid attention to his cinematic career. I could be wrong, but if Usher’s not singing, his acting roles seem rather small. Basically elementary school Jai is very disappointed.  

Outside of the actual Pop-Star though, there was some pretty good personal hits, cast wise, like with Salma Hayek, Jon Stewart and Bebe Neuwirth, who played the aunt in Jumanji. Obviously the “teens” in the movie were cool and all that, however I like watching older movies for the first time and connecting people to stuff I’ve already seen and loved. Like Jon Stewart plays in Big Daddy, which is a true favorite of mine and in this he plays a curious Science Teacher. I may not remember everything, but this is partly how my brain works. Mostly useless information.

Now to rate the horror or the “scary” element of the film. This was a sweet spot for me, you have the 90′s teen drama, with some high action thriller moments mixed in. There’s a lot of bugs or parasites in this movie, which is what really made me uncomfortable, cause no one want to see weird alien bugs crawling around everywhere. Beyond that, and this is super personal to me only, Josh Hartnett’s character, Zeke sold drugs and put them in pen casings, totally a edgy high school thing to do. Now the reason it made me uncomfortable and why I frequently had to turn my head was because pens gross me out. I get the urge to upchuck a little bit when I see people chewing on pens, among other things and because that was a slight theme in this movie, I was just as uneasy watching those moments as I was with the parasites under the skin. So that being said, no it wasn’t all that scary, I will be able to sleep with the lights off tonight.

Overall I think this was a solid pick in the genre of pop-y, horror, that’s really just thrilling drama with some gross bits in there. Pieces of it could have been better, but for what it was, I’m not mad at it. My nephew called it cliché, but he’s been conditioned with harder stuff than this, so his bar is already fairly high when it comes to this stuff. He’s right though, this is a teen drama with all the classic tropes, so cliché is it’s middle name. It will probably get a re-watch down the line, now that I’ve “broken the seal,” but I have a few more 90′s pop-horror watches to go before I pop this one back into my VCR.

Side Note: The soundtrack is a rather decent listen and has some pretty nice stuff on it, so that’s worth a check out as well.

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

We're All Mad Here

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/Rr4WhbS by konohaflameninja Ben parked his car in the so far empty driveway, trying to take a subtle deep breath while preparing himself for the impending disaster. Welcome to the school for Bad Parents… Clueless people that had somehow procreated, decent but overachiever assholes that shouldn’t be there taking up space, drunktards and junkies that had gotten their kids back and wanted to keep them, poor helpless souls that had ended up choosing a child they couldn’t handle… All those cool dudes were surely gonna be there. Sure, where else would he want to spend the first week of July but trapped in the middle of nowhere with all that messed up guys? Words: 2180, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Cobra Kai (TV), The Originals (TV), The Boys (TV 2019), Batman - All Media Types, Green Arrow (Comics), One Tree Hill Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Johnny Lawrence, Robby Keene, Miguel Diaz (Cobra Kai), Carmen Diaz (Cobra Kai), Klaus Mikaelson, Mikael, Elijah Mikaelson, Kol Mikaelson, Finn Mikaelson, Rebekah Mikaelson, The Homelander | John, Soldier Boy (The Boys), Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Dinah Lance, Connor Lance-Queen, Roy Harper, Mia Dearden, Dan Scott (One Tree Hill), Lucas Scott, Nathan Scott Relationships: Dan Scott & Lucas Scott, Dan Scott & Nathan Scott, Connor Lance-Queen & Oliver Queen, Roy Harper & Oliver Queen, Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne, Mikael & Finn Mikaelson, Mikael & Kol Mikaelson, Mikael & Elijah Mikaelson, Mikael & Klaus Mikaelson, Mikael/Klaus Mikaelson, Mikael/Esther Mikaelson, Carmen Diaz/Johnny Lawrence, Miguel Diaz & Johnny Lawrence, Robby Keene & Johnny Lawrence, Dinah Lance/Oliver Queen, Dinah Lance & Soldier Boy (The Boys), The Homelander | John & Soldier Boy Additional Tags: Family Feels, Parent-Child Relationship, Father-Son Relationship, Father-Daughter Relationship, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, attachment disorders, Eating Disorders, Childhood Trauma, Soldier Boy tries to be a good parent, Oliver Queen tries to be a good parent, Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent, Johnny Lawrence tries to be a Good Parent, Soldier Boy is bad at feelings, The Homelander | John Needs a Hug, Robby Keene Needs A Hug, Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Roy Harper Needs a Hug, Klaus Mikaelson Needs a Hug, Elijah Mikaelson Needs a Hug, Finn Mikaelson Needs a Hug, Kol Mikaelson Needs a Hug, Mikael is Bad at Feelings, Non-Consensual Spanking, Dysfunctional Family, Family Drama, Family Issues, Family Therapy, Adoption, Dan Scott tries to be a good parent read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/Rr4WhbS