#elias squad imagine

[michelasnook]

NOBODY'S SOLDIER

Sergeant Francesca Herrald doesn't like being in the military. She is one of the best snipers and the most meticulous medic. But at nineteen she desires to just live her teenage years. Inside the Fourth Squadron she just has to work. And she hates it.

Lieutenant Johnathan Price sees in the sister of his Captain a sad teen that wishes to escape that reality of blood and death. Even if she works with extraordinary focus and energy. He tries to make her life a bit more cheerful, but just when he thinks he is doing some progress, she turns and leaves. However, he just can let her go.

Now, something is wrong with her, more than usual. And he will do his best to understand her.

Words (for the chapter): 2503;

Warnings and tags (for the whole story): Lieutenant John Price, angst, depictions of violence, age gap, eventual smut, fluff, brother-sister relationship, panick attacks, minor character death, eventually more warnings.

A/N: So I started writing this story and I am now ready to start publish it all around. I fell in love with Francesca since the first chapters, and I hope I can manage to bring this story to conclusion (I've never finished a story in my life, but I feel confident). English is not my first language, but I hope there aren't any errors.

I. The Emptiness Machine

LONDON , 23rd of October, 2009. 

   I can imagine them all screaming my name, in unison, and then headbanging at the rhythm of my music. Even if my eyes are closed, I can see them all, while I move my head and strung the chords of my imaginary guitar. The riff is hard, but I know I'm nailing every note, making them all scream in awe. 

   I reach the most difficult part, my left hand going up and down the air and pressing on the right chords, with the right pressure, and when I almost nail it completely- one of my earbuds falls.

   No, it doesn't fall: Elia has yanked it out. He is looking at me, slightly disappointed.

   The pub all around me takes form again as the other people at the table chat. I sigh and pause the music on my iPod.

   "Care to grace us with your presence, Franny?" Elia asks me with a smile. I respond with a playful face, sticking my tongue out. He chuckles, turning back to his beer as the others laugh and talk.

   I swirl my shirley temple and then take a sip from the straw. I hate when my brother forces me to go out with our squad. He wants for me to socialize outside our job, but it's hard if you can't even drink alchool and all you want to do is just read and listen to music. It's even harder to try and make friend at base if everyone sees you Captain Herrald's little sister, or as the child of Major Herrald and Colonel Pearson-Herrald. Yet here I am, Sergeant Medic of the 4th British Squadron.

   I pluck the cherry from my drink and pop it into my mouth, just as Lieutenant Price sits down beside me with a dark beer in hand. I glance at it, wishing I could take a sip.

   "It's a Guinnes, right?" I ask, clear longing and sadness in my voice. John turns with shy smile and nods to me, then turns towards my brother and checks him. Slowly, without drawing attention, he slides the pint over to me. Grinning, I take a quick, satisfying sip before handing it back.

   "Thanks" I mutter, still savouring the dark tones of that good and cool Guinnes on my tongue.

   "Didn't peg you for a beer person" he says taking a drink from the same spot I pressed my lips on.

   "I enjoy a fresh Guinnes," I admit, "It's harsh to just drink it every now and then only when you pass me illegal sips." I pocket my iPod and earbuds in the big and old hoodie.

   He chuckles deep and smiles, shifting on his stool. "So, are you in on this mission?"

   Lieutenant Jonathan Price is the only one in the squad that actually tries to empatise and understand me. All the men and women at the table have enrolled because they wanted to, because they needed to give all their life to our country. But me? I don't want to risk my life only to save people I don't even know.

   I enrolled in the military academy at sixteen, but already at twelve I was trained by my father and deep in medical books under the scrutinous eyes of my mother. They wanted for me to be a military medic, a trauma field surgeon. And they got that, even if every night, at least until at seventeen I accepted my fate, I cried until I fell asleep. Under the command of my brother they now have total control of my being. Them and the United Kingdom, even if I just want to disappear in my old room in Bournemouth reading stories of dragons and fairies.

   John doesn't know the full story, but he listens when I talk. He's my sounding board when I need to vent, and I ignore his growing nicotine addiction as a form of silent gratitude. Sometimes, we share a cigarette when my brother isn't around.

   "I have no way out, so Afghanistan here I come!" I say mocking a tost and then take another slow sip. "Again, I suppose".

   John doesn't laugh, but just tries to smile to encourage me. "You can still leave, you can't stay out of coercion" he whispers, trying to not be heard by my brother that is just in front of him on the other side of the table. Elia is laughing at some joke Private MacGavin has said.

   "Except I can't if I want to stay in touch with all my family and not be disinherited" I suck even the last drop of my drink and then push it with the other glasses that have gathered from the others. "You know, I still would like some kind of family. So... I am stuck".

   I have two families: my actual blood and all family, and my gunpowder and injuries family. If I walk away, I would lose them both.

   "You wouldn't lose me, Sonne" he says, cues another one of his cute smiles. But I cringe at him for using my code name. 

   "Oh, don't worry. My brother would make sure of that" Elia thinks exactly as my father, even if he is more pleasant to be around and he cares about me more. 

   Elia and John are best friends, my brother has took the young Lieutenant under his wing, almost making him de facto his second in command. There isn't one single thing John wouldn't do under Elia's command. 

   "I have a mind of my own. Elia can make sure of whatever, but I think I'll never stop sneaking you sips of Guinnes" he chuckles at the end of the phrase and then pats me on my head, a few strands of ash blond hair falling on my forehead. I look at him, admiring him a few seconds. 

   If just he looked at me the same lovingly way I am looking at him now.

   "Thanks, Price" I say with a half sigh, then I turn to the little stage where three young teens are performing a Radiohead's song. I don't dare look at the Lieutenant for the rest of the night, not if I can avoid it.

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HELMAND PROVINCE, AFHGANISTAN, 25th of october, 2009.

   The base is rumbling with action: trucks rolling in and out, squadrons full of privateers marching around, weapons firing off in the distance. And the dust, there is too much dust, that is around our boots, that deposit on our faces and threatens to get in our eyes. It's not a place I like, it's not where I can find myself, opposite of my brother. 

   I look at him while he talks off in the distance with a Corporal that has orders to pass to him. His hands are on his hips, nodding and moving his hands if he needs to explain something. In his uniform and combact gear he looks the part; hell, he is the part. Elia thrives in this life. Meanwhile, I am here, just surviving it. 

   Captain Herrald returns with a piece of paper that the Corporal has given him, and looks at us with a sigh. He looks displeased.

   "The Chinook's been delayed. We're stuck here until tomorrow afternoon. They need us to work in the meantime. Franny, report to Role 3. John, head to JOC..." His voice is commanding, as always, but I barely hear the rest. I gather my gear and head to the Combat Support Hospital without waiting for further instructions.

   Role 3 is where I find a sense of purpose, if not belonging. After stowing my things in a small office, I report to Major Sheffield, the hospital's commanding officer. She's tall, redheaded, and carries herself with quiet authority. 

   "Seargent Herrald, I heard many great things about your operations. Care to walk with me?" Major Sheffield asks me, and I nod when she starts walking like she owns the place. Because she does, she owns the place. This is her hospital. 

   "So young and already putting your hands inside men's stomach to make them return home to their families, you must be proud" she says while we walk up the stairs and enter the surgical floor, where the many wounded soliders are awaiting their surgeries or to be discharged, ready to go home or back to action. 

   I mentally sigh when she saysthose words, because I don't know how to answer. But I smile, put myself practically on attention with my hands together behind my back and give her a cordial smile. "Yes, I am" I simply say, lowering my military medical surgeon mask. 

   "We have one surgery where we could really use another set of capable hands. Can I count you in?" she asks, while another doctor gives her a chart. 

   "If we finish before dinner, sure" I say with a smile, she returns it and leaves the chart for me to study. 

   Here I am, back to work. And the only thing I hope is that this base has good hiding spots. Even in this place, which should feel like my sanctuary, I still feel trapped.

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   The desert wind feels fresh on my skin, like the vanilla ice cream I'm eating while sitting on the rooftop of our barrack. I can look at the stars clearly, like they've been painted just for me. One thing that I can surely be happy about this job is that it makes me travel around the world. Sure, it doesn't let me be a proper tourist, but at least I get to watch the sky from different parts of this planet. And this ice cream is actually really good. 

   I moan quietly with closed eyes when I savour in my mouth the last spoon of this wednesday's base dessert, then sigh at the sight of the empty cup. Even the small pleasure of life are short-lived here, and I am now left with the spectacle that is the base ahead of me. 

   It's dinner time, even if in half an hour everyone has to go to sleep, the base is still alive with activity. Everyone is busy with something, and me... I am just hiding. 

   Rooftops are my speciality, just like operation rooms. It's the duality of being a sniper and a doctor. I have two hiding places, but with time even these places feel so wrong to me. I don't belong. 

   I lean back on my elbows, listening to the rhythm of the soldiers marching below. I close my eyes and I take a big breath. Trying to convince myself that I belong here, that I am doing something actually right for me and for the people. But which people?

   Behind me, I can sense someone is climbing up the pipe to reach the roof, and then I hear the unmistakable sound of my brother's footsteps. Elia sits besides me with an non-alcoholic beer in hand. I didn't realise they would give beers out at base. 

   "Ugh, are you here to remind me that I'm still to young to drink?" I ask with a sigh. In response he hands me the green bottle. I smile and take a swig, but immediatly girmace at the taste and give it back in disgust. "Why do you drink this blonde shit?" I ask, wiping the drops around my mouth. 

   "I am blonde, we are blonde. Of course I am going to like a blonde beer" he says with a chuckle in his voice, looking out the base, but his expression is different from mine. 

   I can see it in his face, in his eyes. He is surveying his domain, his land, like a King. His dream is taking our father's position, rise to his rank. So yeah, he wants to be the King of this land. 

   "Everything good at the hospital?" he asks, still not looking at me, his diamond-like eyes reflecting the moonlight as his golden beard gleams.

   "I did four GSWs, a fasciotomy, and cleaned so many burns and immobilized so many fractures that I lost count" I say, groaning as my shoulders scream for rest. I give in, lying down with a tired sigh. "I was in the OR for nine hours, then spent the rest of the time in the trauma wing." My muscles ease as my back hits the ground.

   I open my eyes and see Elia's usual proud smile when it comes to my work. When it comes to be happy about what I accomplish, Elia does it for me. He covers joy and proudness for all my family, decanting my successes in the field, from the lives I save to the enemies I take down. 

   "You've been awfully quiet, Fran" he says, setting his beer aside and turning towards me for the first time this evening. 

   "I always am" I say, avoiding his gaze. 

   I look at his forehead, his cheeks, even his lips- anywhere but his eyes. If I look at him in his eyes he'll see that I am scared to be here, that I don't want to be here. Just like how when we were kids and he could always tell how much I hated our father's training. And he would take the beatings for me. 

   Elia doesn't know still don't want to be here. He thinks I found some deep sense of patriotism at sixteen when I enrolled. He doesn't know what convinced me to stay.

   I can't let him see how scared and angry I am. It would be misinterpreted as a lack of confidence in my ability, and even though I hate it, I'm damn good at my job. This whole setup is insane, but I can handle it.

   "If you are bothered in some way, you can talk to me. I'm here as your brother, not as your Captain" he says, trying to meet my eyes. My eyes fall on his collar, where his insignias are, then his chest, decorated with medals. 

   Here, he's just my Captain. He doesn't get it. He never will. This is his land, not mine. 

   "I am fine, Elia. Just need to get through this mission" I say with a deep breath, moving my eyes back up, to the sky, to the indifferent dying stars. 

   He nods, staying by my side for a few more minutes. Then he finishes his beer, pats me on my shoulder and climbs back down. I sit back up, look down and can see my brother meeting with his Lieutenant. 

   John looks relaxed, though a bit tired from the work day. However, he looks like he could do it all over again. He's twenty-three and already a lieutenant; at this pace, he'll have Elia's job in a few deployments.

   I see Elia telling him something, and then John looks up in my direction. I stay where I am and wave. He returns the gesture, touching the visor of his cap and flashing me a small, kind smile. 

   Oh, I really liked that smile. Damn as hell I need to get to Lucy after all this shit. 

[navree]

Jonah Magnus

ugh number one guy, enough of sam trying to find out about martin blackwood and helen richardson and more research of the magnus institute involving research of jonah fucking magnus, also he just needs to return to me at once, i miss him dearly

How I feel about this character: I really like him. A fair amount of that comes from the fact that I've always had a natural affinity for villains and also that Ben Meredith's performance was just really good and I appreciated that. But I just enjoy him, I've always enjoyed villainous characters who are unapologetic in their villainy and aren't in a constant moral quandary about their bad deeds, and Jonah really just has no problem with any of the objectionable acts he does. I like his villainous traits, that he's duplicitous and manipulative and a bit sadistic (he didn't need to go that hard against Martin or Melanie, he did that because he wanted to), I like that he has his own agenda that he works at no matter what and no matter who it hurts, and I like that there are layers to him. 102 is one of my all time favorite episodes because we get to see things like Jonah having some kind of consideration (mild though it is) for other people, his curiosity, his enjoyment at things when he feels it unbridled, his sense of humor, and beyond that, Jonah is clearly not just a determined and driven individual, but there is some interiority in themes of choice, creation, and transformation intrinsic to the very nature of how Jonah extended his life the way he did. I dig him, he's real neat, he's legit my second favorite character in the show. Plus, when he snaps, he snaps, that's always so much fun (one hit would have killed Leitner and Martin and Melanie would have both been cowed with far less, but when Jonah gets mad he gets vicious and violent and that's why he pulverizes Leitner's head and goes way farther with torturing people who've irritated him and it's really fun that he has that side that just kinda loses it when pushed, I love it).

All the people I ship romantically with this character: I do actually ship Jonelias, it's an interesting dynamic and i wish it had been explored more post season 3. I also enjoy all of Jonah's romances that he definitely had with, like, every member of his original squad back when he still was Jonah Magnus. But number one OTP is always gonna be Lonelyeyes, andnot even in a meme way. Like I genuinely enjoy them as a couple, I have a LOT of thoughts on how that went on and what they meant to each other in the grand schemes, and I wholeheartedly believe there was emotional investment from Jonah's part (there kinda has to be, because Peter by nature isn't gonna be actively pursuing anything except potential victims, certainly not romantic partners). I have a post about this somewhere, but Peter is also the only person who has died in Jonah Magnus's ten million lifetimes that can be laid squarely at his feet. Anyone else who dies was likely gonna die around the same time in similar circumstances even without his involvement, but Peter, assuming he and og!Elias were the same age (which I do) is the only one who dies because of Jonah's actions and nothing else, if only because he's in his, like, mid-forties, and I can't pass up the thematic richness of someone who was so afraid of death he found a way to legit not have to deal with having a lover who dies well before his time as a sole result of your involvement in his life. I'm heavily invested in them as a couple, I could talk about it for days, not just because Jonahlias is my second favorite character and Peter Lukas is legit my fave.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: I know it's not canon but given my issues with season 5 I can elect to ignore it, I like imagining him and Rosie as buds and her as someone who doesn't take his shit and them just vibing (was always big into Web!Rosie or even just Eye!Rosie as long as she was specifically into just observing). To me, they just spent season 2 staring at the Archives and being judgy while sharing a coffee.

My unpopular opinion about this character: Again, I like villains, I don't mind Jonah as an out and out villain, but I think I preferred what we were getting out of him in season 3 than the turn to big bad. Like, season 3 Jonah seems to operate honestly similarly to Gertrude on a wider scale. He wants to stop Rituals, by whatever means necessary. And he wants to keep control over the Institute, his center of power, and is willing to do whatever necessary to keep it as well, and has no problems being cruel or awful in the process. And he has different motives for ending Rituals than Gertrude does, clearly, because he's not a very good person, but I just prefer that kind of grey/neutral affinity, regardless of him personally being bad or evil, and that role that he was playing. It was more fun for me, and I think it had more creative potential for Jonah as a character while still keeping him in a sort of villainous personality, which as I've said, I love. Also I think that all non-Elias enjoyers need the word "capitalism" taken away from them and they can only have it back when they prove they understand wtf they're talking about because a lot of the critiques are not only weird but straight up inaccurate to the character and don't make sense. Not gonna elaborate much on it too because I have a post about it already on my blog in some detail, but another major unpopular opinion of mine is that Jonah, specifically Jonah, was not seen as a bad boss or hated by wider employees at all, canonically, it's only Tim that starts turning on him in season 2 because of his issues and everyone else only hops on board after he legit reveals that he killed someone in cold blood and framed their coworker for it, they liked him as a boss and thought he was good this is literally canon even if it's an unpopular opinion.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: That he shows tf up in TMAGP. Like, where is he? I'm pretty sure he's involved in the computers, because "jmj errors" are not actually a thing and very specifically for this show, and it makes sense that the three people in the Panopticon in 200 were the ones transported to the computers, but that's TMA!Jonah. There was a Jonah from this show's universe too, one that created the Magnus Institute and very obviously had plans, even if they diverged from what we know. And I don't think the fire at the Institute, stopped him, so where is he? Can he show up? God I hope he does, and if he doesn't I still have a draft of something that I might write down eventually.

[senka-mesecine]

Not to be overly angsty, but could you write headcanons for trying to break up with the various platoon characters? And maybeee if you want (and since it’s been previously discussed they’re all a *little* obsessive) some of their reactions could be on the darker side? Thank you.

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― I imagine everyone would think that a break up with Chris Taylor would be a normal affair; you think so, everyone who knows him thinks so and even Chris himself thinks so about himself --- fact is, he doesn't envision himself as the type to flip out, have a dark side or a messed up reaction where the prospect of you actually leaving rears its ugly head or really, Taylor doesn't think he'd have a nasty reaction regardless of the situation and the context --- he'd ironically be convinced with his whole entire being that's the domain of men like Barnes or Bunny, not him. See, he thinks he's above these day-to-day suburban notions too, dating, break ups and make ups --- all that everyday jazz. If he wanted all of that he would've stayed in college. He's a nice guy regardless. Cool. Righteous. Level headed. He can handle a rejection no problem. He knows right from wrong. He can move on. And all of these traits are genuine in him except when they're not anymore, though. When the break up ceases being a theory just hanging in the great ether without actually happening and becomes a reality now that's when everything dormant inside of Chris begins flooding out and he starts being scary. He'd be so shocked you're actually serious about this he might go the route of smashing things up, getting in your face, arguing with you and even attempting to restrain you from physically leaving. It's not that Taylor's a bad person. Not that he'd do this with malicious intent. He didn't plan on this...at least not unfolding the way it ended up unfolding. It's just that when he's impassioned about something or someone he can end up seeming over zealous and even over-attached to the degree he starts becoming everything he'd never in a million years describe himself as.

― King tells Rhah and Rhah tells Crawford and Crawford tells Big Harold and Big Harold tells Chris and Chris tells a bunch of other people within Elias' squad in the platoon, and regardless if they're still in the army or have already rotated back into the world somehow these boys all find enough mutual solidarity to meet up amongst themselves, communicate, correspond, make plans and discuss the matter of King's break up like it's a tactical issue of great importance (maybe have some weed to commemorate the good old times while they're at it too; swap tales and all that shit) and confront you about it at a later date as well. They function like a brotherhood. React to this like a brotherhood. You break one heart and you've broken everyone's because they possess enough innate togetherness to have each other's back, even if having each other's backs in this case means demanding closure from you or maybe even a one last ditch to try and persuade you to get back with their friend as an united front. All several of them at the same time, yes. Functions suspiciously like an ambush even though they swear, all smiles and jokey attitudes, that that's not what it is. In fact, it feels like breaking up with King you've invertedly ended a relationship with various other people too because it's admittedly a little startling to have a barrage of people, some of which you don't even know and perhaps only just met now, there wanting answers out of you, practically pestering you to give it another shot. They're not wholly unpleasant about it, but yeah, it's all maybe a tid bit obsessive when one really thinks about it; how you're cornered into this. Meanwhile, King himself could be there with the biggest shit eating grin ever like he knows exactly what he's doing.

― O'Neill is an occasional coward in his own right, sure, and as a result one might think he could be too much of a doormat to actually do anything necessarily too awful if he was ever broken up with, but see, I think that's astoundingly untrue because I feel it would be shocking how quickly he could technically go from someone willingly servile and deferential to you to someone downright mean. Making fun of you, being faux-threatening, being a little cruel, going from being your lover to being your very own personal bully, outright lying that he has someone else lined up somewhere waiting for him and that he's flying out to (throws dart) a base in Okinawa to meet up with someone special and have some fun and this is all your doing because you don't know what you're losing out on by being the way you are --- it's all part of the special O'Neill menu under which he covers up just how devasted and afraid of losing you he actually is --- which yes, he wants and needs to cover up to seem tough because if by chance he showed you how he truly felt, he could reveal himself as the losing side over here and that's just no good in his books. So, he overcompensates. There was never a leech so difficult to get rid of as getting rid of Red actually is. He stalks. He prods. He pokes. He taunts. Might give you puppy eyes the next minute. Could whine. Act sleazy. Act smarmy. Could revert to being mean again. But thing is, there's no getting rid of him. It's difficult to tell after a while if his efforts are pathetic, weirdly endearing or both but one almost feels sorry for him. Almost. Funny thing is, O'Neill might just win you back on account of how awfully persistent he is.

― Everyone would assume a break up with Bunny would be unhinged and that's because it would be unhinged; he doesn't accept this pussy shit, as he calls it, and as a result he might do anything from shooting your neighbor's dog, shooting your own, breaking your windows or attempting to personally set your house on fire as retaliation; to him, this is free reign to do just about anything he wants. Heck, Bunny thinks he can do whatever he wants anyway (a notion he developed in the war) but when you give him an excuse as strong as this, all bets are off --- it's like you've left the gates to Disneyland and the Hugh Heffner's Playboy mansion simultaneously wide open for Bunny boy to browse and peruse as he wishes with zero consequences. He doesn't care if you love him or hate him after all of this, so long as you pay attention, even if it's of the most negative variety, he'll be gleefully content because it means he's on your mind and you scarcely have time for anything else seeing as how you're constantly fending off the crazy things your sick ex is doing to mess up your life. He rather relishes this a lot. The role of a sick ex. It's quite funny to him, actually. Bunny might love being your sick ex just as well as he likes being your actual boyfriend. Not a grand difference for him. It's almost hotter this way in his eyes. He gets into it. One could even say he's happy about it because there's seldom been a time this kid hasn't been smiling from ear to ear ever since the titular break up. It is undeniable it turns him on and that he views this as a bizarre form of foreplay and in fact, he ignores the fact you're not together anymore altogether; he meets you at a public place and he might just grin and throw his arm around your shoulder because that's his piece of ass right there.

― You break up with Wolfe and after the initial shock of that wears off on his end he immediately turns it around on you and makes it seem like he's actually the one taking authority and initiative and breaking up with you after you've already done all the legwork of starting this difficult conversation and breaking the ice around it. He's like a General ready for combat after the battle's already been done and concluded. Naturally, this is a self defense mechanism on Mark's part; a slightly spineless one, admittedly. But, no, this was his idea all along, you see, and he doesn't care anymore. Actually, he's walking away from this conversation altogether, so watch him go. That's it, he's going, all exasperated and up in arms. Going before you can actually pitch in with a counter argument that this was actually your decision and he practically usurped it making it seem like he's come up with it and somehow, you're the one seemingly ending up dumped, having no clue how or why it happened. I mean, you did want a break up...and you could be initially relieved it happened so quickly and seamlessly but part of you might have a bruised ego. Perhaps part of you is surprised at this turn of events. Wolfe might've never vocalized this once and now somehow he's the aggrieved party in control. All of this could serve as a bit of clever reverse psychology on his part, see, because now you might actually be tempted to question him why he wanted the break up when he's been nothing but happy up until like...yesterday or confront him that he's being manipulative; but you so long as you're still pursuing him and actively interested in his train of thoughts and he has the upper hand over you. He weirdly enough has a teensy, tinsy hook you in you don't even realize is there. Ironically, he's keeping you around through pretenses. It's a little sleazy but it works.

― Rhah calls you a Jezebel, Desdemona, Eve Accompanied by the Serpent itself, a Siren, the Whore of Babylon, more deceitful than Delilah, Salome and her Seven Veils, a Maneater, a Witch, a filthy Red and any number of creative, poetic epithets you can only really imagine nonironically, in all seriousness coming out of Rhah Vermucci's mouth and nobody else's. In fact, the insults are so flowery and highly decorative at times (even seeming...oddly flattering if you squint) one almost spots the barely concealed twinge of admiration and attraction still very much present even as you attempt to break up with him because while technically offensive, the ways Rhah theatrically describes you to your face in a feverish, passionate heat almost come off like he's describing the most desirable, vicious, alluring person alive and the subject of all his yearnings, all of that being peppered with sexual tension galore. It's like you're standing on the precipice of trying to end things with him or being dragged along for a round of angry hatesex just about now; either outcome is possible, with things weighing closer to winding up with you two desperately heaving and griding up against each other seeing as how Rhah might just be inches from your face, hot breath in your nostrils as he rants and raves how foul you're doing him now. Things could really quickly escalate from a shouting match to a frenzy of hungry, needy kissing where you're practically wrestling against each other and still arguing in between smooches because Rhah might be still there accusing you of being the equivalent of a trickster minx harlot and you very well could be trying to defend yourself. In either case, it's possible this break up goes nowhere because somehow both of you wake up the next morning properly fucked dry, high, sore, groggy and exhausted.

― While Elias might be the one who'd handle the break up with most grace, understanding and even outright forgiveness he also just downright wouldn't move on, in fact, you guessed it --- drugs and narcotics are his prime comfort. He gets high and he decides not to come down because now that you're out of his life there's not much worth coming down for. Not that he's hopeless. Man's sad. Melancholic, is all. He just wants to preserve the sole semblance of all the good feelings he had while you were here replicated in the form of the consolations and the escapism opioids offer; heck, he might even affectionately name his favorite combination of hallucinogenic dry plants rolled into a blunt after you personally because it's that obvious that the only way wants to cope with your absence is by effectively being on some figurative cloud of smoke somewhere, pretending you're there, and if you ever got worried because you did part on relatively good terms, feeling it's only right to check up on him every once in a while for old times sake you might find him entirely buzzed, smiling at you blissed out and vaguely relaxed and happy seeming because he doesn't think you're real. Something a break up from him and King might have in common. In fact, Elias could be all tenderness and emotion seeing you, pulling you close like you could disappear in a whiff of smoke any minute now and say something genuinely tender about how there's so much good in there world and how much of it is contained in you. How long has he been like this exactly? He seems loosened up and generally content but has he simply been in this den all the while smoking? His eyes are glazed over, joyful and distant and he thinks you're a waking dream and there's something bittersweet but a little disturbing about that.

― If you ever wanted to break up with Barnes he might nonironically hand you a gun and say something of the likes 'Go ahead. Do it.' in regards to the fact that if you want to end things you might as well end him. Kill him. He is coldly daring you as well as wholly meaning it with every nonplussed, frighteningly calm bone in his body. Because that's the only way this will ever actually end is if you effectively murder your partner. Widow yourself --- and you either have the guts to do that or you don't and if you don't then go around starting shit you ain't capable of going through with in the first place. That's his whole stance on the matter. If you hesitate he might just grab and turn that very gun, knife, firearm, weapon of murder of any variety around on you and hold the prospect of doing to you dangerously close to completion so it has time to settle into your head. It's a bit like Russian Roulette. That's what a break up technically is in his eyes; it's either or. Total finality. He isn't some sort of snot nosed, green boy, breaking up. Heck, those two words alone sound funny and unnatural even when he says them outloud to the degree he'd much rather do something entirely bloody and murderous to either you, himself or both than ever actually let you go and continue living with that. If he had to live with that he'd much rather return to warfare as a career and keep killing until he's eventually killed or keep the corpses piled up so high he's no longer himself. Either way, leaving him isn't really an actual possibility. He's giving you a way out, but it involves being just as coldblooded, murderous and cruel as he himself tends to be at his worst along with embracing every bad instinct he has as your own. Effectively, to break up with Barnes you need to kill Barnes...and to kill Barnes you need to become like Barnes. He knows and understands it and is goading you into it like a trial of fire. If you're not capable of going down that extreme route you'll never be rid of him.

[one-strugling-bean]

Update on my TMA binge: 1st season has been finished.

Below are my main sticking points:

The voice acting is so gooooooood!! Im loving everyone's voices - they all portray their characters emotions and personalities so well!

Jon kinda has the golden medal tho, since hes by far the most prominent voice

Abt the side characters - Martin took me by surprise so hard when he first spoke. I was expecting like..... A big, chill himbo. Kinda like Kronk or Launchpad but less loud, with a grave voice. (Ig part of me had imagined the Martin from Adventure Time?) I was def not expecting the voice of a prepubescent teen.

Anyway, he's baby. Precious to no end but also surprisingly useful and smart? He's an absolute 10/10 I mean. Would buy him sweets and listen to his rambles abt spiders (jon how can you call him a useless ass, he's so un-insultable??? q~q)

Sashaaaaaaa what happened to my favorite gurl???? And also the only one... She was literally the only reason everyone else escaped the worms, Sasha saved everyone's butts. By far the most competent and brave of the squad - a true Gryffindor u-u

But im afraid she died from whatever got her in the storage unit... I've been skimming through the comment section on each episode's youtube video, and some of them seem to imply she's dead for good... I reaaaaally don't want that to be true, she was so cool!! and the single holder of the Archives braincell!! I dont want her to die ;-;

And Tim!! Tim had the least amount of recorded time, but he's already a fave too. Him pretending to be Jon right before Sasha tackled him was so so funny. Also, ig he's kinda what I thought Martin would be. So no losses there!

Elias is.... Weird. Weird in the sense that he seems so obviously suspicious, i hesitate to pin the blame of anything on him. Like it's too easy to be true you know??? Like they're making him look shady on purpose to distract us from the actual shadiness going on. Idk though. He's shown up so little until now he might just have nothing to do with nothing, or be the big final boss. He's got me very confused (also his voice is sooooo cool, i love it. He gives me stern professor vibes)

How much the statements creep me out highly depends on what they're abt. Like, so far, the scariest have been Piecemeal 14#, Lost John's Cave 15#, and Infestation 39# purely because of all the screaming.

And abt the bigger story..... Idk about anything yet, but I'm very curious indeed.

The Dreamer #11 keeps coming back to me when i try to piece it together. Wth was supposed to happen to Gertrude?? Did it come to pass, and it was somehow how she ended up shot, or... did she find a way to kill herself so as not to have to face that fate?? And now Jon has to because he's in her place???

I rly dunno abt anything yet. Im just vibin and listening to all these spooks and having fun. I shall continue doing so rn actually.

End statement or whatever :p

(part 3 has been posted)

[justagalwhowrites]

im pretty sure you've been asked for all the ocs at this point separately but i have a tiny pea sized brain and cant remember LMAOOO but who are your fcs for the ocs? doc/andrew/jess/derek/kristen/marta/elias/etc. (im sure im missing some)

my brain definitely manifests them a certain way but im curious to who you imagine!!

AHHH YES OMG HI!

So I left a lot of these non-existent or vague so people can plug in themselves and people they love BUT here’s who I picture 😍

Doc: I don’t really have an actor who fits her so I made this AI thing when I was thinking up the character? But I’ve pictured her as fairly petite (5’2”-5’4” ish?), small but not skinny, rounded but not thicc. Basically just the personification of softness and femininity. She’s got a lot of hair that’s wavy/curly that gets out of control easily and her personal style is the thrift shop version of Jess from New Girl. She looks like someone the apocalypse will chew up and spit out.

Andrew: my sweet baby angel! When we first meet him, he is 110% Lucas from Stranger Things. Fairly baby faced but brave in the face of it all - and still able to find happiness and joy. By the time Doc leaves the QZ, I’m kind of leaning Donald Glover? Someone mentioned they cast him as Andrew Garfield and I kinda love that too lol

Jess: Our third member of the codependency squad (who was honestly way understanding of her boyfriend/husband’s weird attachment and we love her for it) and resident comedian is, in my head, Doctor Who era Karen Gillan. Red hair, vibe of sass and strength but also naïveté (and so pretty that we can’t blame Andrew for gawking at her for months) we love her.

Derek: the good guy who might have been if it weren’t for trauma and Joel! He’s 40 year old James Marsden. Just… *chef’s kiss* Look between him, Joel and Tommy? Doc can PULL. Someone said they cast Oscar Isaac here and look… Oscar is like maybe the one man I might find more attractive than Pedro, it depends on the day BUT I cannot cast him as anything but a leading man. Oscar and Pedro can only be end game in my book (but I will accept any and all HC castings lol)

Kristen: Our favorite, competent as HELL trauma nurse! I pictured her as being unexpectedly feisty coming from a small, pretty, blonde package. Does she seem like someone you’d underestimate? Poor choice on your part but that’s her. Malin Akerman is who she is for me!

Marta: our tough still figuring it out assistant turned expert nurse! I wanted someone sweet but strong who could be both naive and brilliant, so Ana de Armas it is! Only realized just now that her name in Knives Out is also Marta lol I FORGOT THAT BUT OH WELL!

Elias: Our stalwart dogooder under the umbrella of FEDRA turned exhausted man trying to keep people alive, Elias is a kind hearted leader trying to do the best he can with what very little he has. His caring and drive I think are exemplified in Jimmy Smits - especially West Wing era Jimmy Smits at the beginning of the fic.

So yeah! That’s how I see all these lovely lovely characters! I hope this enriches or informs the reading for you. Thank you so much for reading and asking! Love you!!

[gunnrblze]

It seems I’m on a Walker brothers kick ‘cause I’m back with another Walker themed batch. 😗 Still, hope you enjoy!

Amen - Amber Run: HESH. This pathetic man drives me a little insane I stg. I always think it’s fun to play around with how he deals with grief. Take that how you will. The ending is the absolute best part and makes me think of Hesh screaming on the beach after Logan is taken.

Divine Loser - Clem Turner: This one is very much Logan to me. Ik most people headcanon him as having a pretty energetic side to him, but I’ve always clung to a more “reserved” personality personally. (Perhaps because I relate to it lol) It’s mentioned more than once that Logan is colder, more methodical. I think he’d like to connect more but finds it hard sometimes “Connect yet stay opaque, I cannot have it both ways.” Not to mention he lives in his brother’s (and father’s) shadow. He very much watches what he says and does because he has so much to live up to. What he does is never enough, they must think he’s a nuisance right? The little brother and nothing more. There’s always a part of him that nobody will ever see. I imagine it’s suffocating sometimes.

Mt. Washington - Local Natives: No idea why, but this is kind of just a Walker brothers song to me. Nothing more to it lol. Feel free to drop your own opinion on it. 😭

The Weight of Us - Sanders Bohlke: Back to Hesh! Makes me think of how he had to raise both him and Logan. Elias was around, sure, but how present can a military parent really be? The military doesn’t care you want to spend time with your family, they want the job done. Anyway—yeah, I think Hesh very much had to be the adult long before he should’ve. It’s scary to have another life to take care of on top of your own, especially one you hold so dear. I think a lot of the lyrics sound like reassurances, both to himself and Logan. Also, the brothers were always destined to be launched into the military after their father’s footsteps. That’s a lot to live up to on day one as the eldest son.

Hateful - Cane Hill: Fed Logan, my best rageful boy. It think this song captures his fury and slight unhingedness after the pit. Rorke was twisted to believe his best friend abandoned him. Logan was twisted to believe his entire family and squad abandoned him. Talk about a kick to the balls lmfao.

Okay this is getting way too long and I feel bad, so I’m cutting it off here!!! Sorry for the literal paragraphs help. Nevertheless, thank you for taking the time to read :)

- cold blooded

Cold blooded, my beloved! Thank you so much for the recs, never apologize for sending too much lol cause I eat these up ≧◡≦

Amen- saw Amber Run and my eye twitched lol, their emotional ass music is 10/10, this is a good one. Very poor pathetic Hesh vibes *tears up*

Divine loser- YOUNGEST CHILD LOGAN my beloved omg. I really like this song after listening & ur words read ME. “What he does is never enough, they must think he’s a nuisance right? The little brother and nothing more. There’s always a part of him that nobody will ever see.” Bye I feel personally attacked lmfao, I love ur interpretation of him being more reserved/colder (I tend to agree w/ that tbh), this fits so well

Mt. Washington- another 10/10, I hear the Walker brother vision actually. “Digging like you can bury something that cannot die. We could wash the dirt off our hands now” there’s something there with this line 😭

The Weight Of Us- parentified Hesh will always kill me omg. “Im not ready, for the weight of us/for the weight of all of us” weeping actually, this whole song is perfect for him. “Secrets are mine to keep, protected by silent sleep/ The time has come, let us be brave”. Very very fitting for the occasion I’m afraid

Hateful- first of all, the vibe switch up had me giggling out loud immediately💀 fed Logan is something that can be so personal! “Every thought I’ve ever had, killing me, killing me. Everyone I’ve ever known, following, following” etc etc yeah this is perfect, esp with the brainwashing he’d have been put through. also the guitar solo in this song? I came

Obsessed 10/10 all of it 🤌🏼

[liverobinreaction]

Jon comes back from his smoke break to see not Leitner's corpse but a teenager (Tim Drake) kicking his ass. Elias decided to not brutal pipe murder because 1) said teenager can and will kick his ass on sight 2) said teenager currently hangs around a bunch of assassins who can and will kill him if something happened to him. 3) said teenager has other teenage friends who can and will kick his ass if something happened to him. 4) said teenager has a vigilante detective family who again can and will kick his ass if something happened to him. 5) really who is he to interrupt such a touching family reunion?

YOU HAVE PULLED THE SCENE DIRECTLY OUT OF MY MIND i am literally imagining tim barging into the archives while everyone is running around in the tunnels, too busy to notice, and tim stumbling across this old man just after jon has left for a smoke.

And tim is conflicted bc on one hand. Jurgen is an old man. On the other.

Hes jurgen fucking leitner.

He does get a groin kick in for his mom.

And YES ELIAS IS ABSOLUTELY WATCHING LIKE: i was gonna pipe murder him but this family reunion is far more interesting also this kid has an assassin squad who belongs to the only avatar/worshipper of the extinction so elias isnt gonna do SHIT (im choosing to interpret ra's ecoterrorism as a form of Extinction)

[itsohh]

If you could marry any of the R6 operators, who would It be? (You can marry one or multiple) If you had to chose a squad to be in, which one and why? And finally, out of all of the operators which ten would you chose to be you friends and why?

Oooo this is an interesting one cause there's a lot of operators that I love for real but realistically would probably not be the best to marry.

The first that comes to mind is probably Alexsandr, but then again we haven't actually ever seen his face and then my age gap is really large so hmm. While I love Kali to bits I feel like getting in an argument with her would be the worst thing in the world. Lion's super catholic and I feel like long term I wouldn't be compatible.

I think I would probably want to marry Elias, he genuially seems like someone who would just be the most compatible as a person. Hes fun, chill but caring. While he's still like almost double my age, its far better than Alex. Probably after Elias would be Jordan, again he's a chill funny guy. Both perfect husband material. Maybe Gustave, he's very down to Earth and emphatic but also realistic.

Maybe Eliza? I prefer males more with my bisexuality but I do like Eliza a lot. While she's pretty shut in at time her determination and care for her teammates is really admirable and frankly shes certainly someone I would not exactly overlook her flaws but they're not deal breakers.

So list:

Elias (Blitz)

Jordan (Thermite)

Eliza (Ash)

Gustave (Doc)

Alexsandr? (Tachanka)

Friends are a lot different and I decided to opt out the ones I would marry. Max and Tori, top of the list. Those two are so damn funny and cultural wise I feel like I could vibe with them even realistically I'm not really an active person. I would say I'd love to get to know Yumiko, she seems pretty damn cool. Grace, as someone whos into gaming I'd like to chill with her. Ooo certainly Tina, that woman is the biggest nerd in R6S and damn I'd love to hear that woman rant. Miles is always described in lore at being super chill and just great to be around so enough said.

Sam is old as balls but I think he would be a cool dad friend, he seems to be able to see things seriously but also the humour in things. Certainly would give good advice. Jack is a lil nerd and I actually have a friend similar to him. I'm into music a lot while I'm not into a huge amount of like hardcore metal like he is, I listen to a lot of Jmetal (I like a huge amount of different genres) so I think I could bond well with him on music and stuff. Marius is a hard one, he's also a super big nerd (we already know he's into Star Trek) so I imagine I would like him a bunch as a friend or just wouldn't get along with him at all. No in-between.

Max (Mozzie)

Tori (Gridlock)

Yumiko (Hibana)

Grace (Dokkaebi)

Tina (Frost)

Miles (Castle)

Sam (Zero)

Jack (Pulse)

Olivier (Lion)

Marius (Jäger)

I'm open to what everyone else feels and what other people would pick cause on the bottom line everyone interrupts all the operators differently (and I certainly lean more to operators I play more often and therefore hear more voice lines) There was a couple of people up on the chopping block like Seamus cause I like argumentative but honestly I don't know if he's right wing or left and that could def be a friendship dealbreaker. But yeah feel free to put your own preferences in the comments or whatever. 🤙

[classic80sand90smovieloves2]

An orgy with the 25th division would include~

(Not my gif)(Requested by anonymous)

(I’m pretty sure that this is what you meant but your request is included in this either way)

- Logistically, even if you wanted to, you couldn’t handle taking all of the platoon at the same time: it’s too much for any one person to take and frankly, after a certain point, it would just become a hassle.

- So, realistically, if you were intent on offering yourself up in the name of strengthening the troops resolve, you’d probably have to take them in; at least, two separate groups. And obviously, the selection for these two groups would come down to Elias’ squad and Barnes squad.

- Elias’ squad would probably come first; no pun intended, because they’re a) friendlier and b) have weed.

- Even though that sounds like you being high played a big part in this scenario occurring, it really didn’t. You were pretty much completely sober when the idea came up in conversation, just a little more relaxed than you would be without the help of a joint.

- The whole thing had started off as one big joke. You were off duty and sitting in the Underworld with the usual group of boys when one of them had jokingly asked how much it would take for you to let them have a go at you; most likely after they’d all eloquently whined about how they miss “pussy”.

- You; in an equally humorous manner, had said that you’d let them do it for free; prompting them all to holler and laugh.

- But there’s always some truth to every joke and by the time most of the parties members had left, the idea had ruminated and been on the back burner of the entire rooms minds for at least an hour. By then, the group was down to Rhah, Lerner, King, Elias, and Chris; all of whom you were particularly close to, and you were all sitting in a comfortable silence.

- That was when Rhah brought it up again, teasingly but also in a tone that was more serious than before. “So,” he’d said “you’d let us fuck you for free?”.

- Initially, you’d snorted, thinking that he was playing his typical game of taunting, but after you’d assured him that you would; still partially joking, he didn’t let the matter go and you realized that it was less of a gag than you’d previously believed it to be.

- As he continued to ask questions, you finally decided to put everything down on the table and asked “Why? Are you interested?”; suggestively but in a way that could pass as you merely messing with him just in case it was all an elaborate trick.

- He relaxed back in his chair with a wolfish grin and immediately agreed; asking if it was a “group affair” or if the two of you should go and find someplace more private. You answered that it was up to him and King spoke up, saying something along the lines of “Shit, I’m in.” before the rest of the room responded equally as enthused. Things took off from there~

- Before I get into the specifics, let me mention how your experience with those boys would lead to your experience with the other group of soldiers; then I’ll write down some details for each participant so you can imagine your dream dick rotation.

- Even if it was supposed to be kept a secret, in an area with close quarters where the only real privacy there is, is the Underworld and maybe a makeshift office or in the jungle somewhere, things don’t stay secret for very long.

- So, with it being nobody’s fault, word gets out to at least one of the members of Barnes squad; in one way or another, and they confront you about it.

- Even though you’re typically on Elias’ side, you’ve chosen to adopt an isolationist standpoint on most issues that occur in the camp and remain on relatively good terms with everyone. To you, it’s better to have friends in all different places since you never know who will be left after the platoon takes a hit.

- Which is why you weren’t completely opposed to spending a night with the men that your typical friends viewed as their enemies.

- It started with a comment made by Bunny. Like the little prick he is, after he found out about your escapade with their enemy, he’d made a bunch of insinuations and suggestive remarks to you while he tailed you around the base camp; letting you know that he knew.

- His comments culminated into the other members of his circle finding out about the night in question and asking about it themselves; probably while you were sat in the barracks with them. One thing led to another and you provided them with a little relief as well.

- Keep in mind, I’m going to write this part as if orgies are a regular occurrence for you just so that they’re as in character as they can be. But, now that we have that out of the way, let’s talk about the specifics~

Elias’ squad:

- Elias tends to put everyone else before himself, he’s also the most patient out of the whole group so while the rest of the boys are itching to get their turn, he’s willing to sit back and wait. But don’t worry, he does enjoy watching, he’ll usually tease you while you’re being touched and exchange comments with the other boys; things like how much you seem to be enjoying yourself and so on.

- He loves when the others are finished and you get to crawl up to him, paying him special attention while the others sit around completely sated but happy to watch. He’s slow and gentle in whatever he does, careful not to hurt you after the ravaging you just received. He’ll take whatever you’ll give him and take care of you afterwards.

- Most of the time, it winds up being him who gives you aftercare but occasionally, one of the other boys will help or want to do it themselves; it all depends on how touch starved they are that week.

- Chris is pretty shy about the whole thing and will usually wind up participating later on during the whole thing; especially at the start of your arrangement. He’s a little apprehensive; not because he doesn’t want to but because he’s unsure about having an audience, but the others will entice him enough to throw his inhibitions aside.

- He’s one of the boys whose behavior isn’t easily predicted. Some days he’s vanilla and soft, other days he’ll be rough and kinkier; it does tend to depend on the company and what his moods like. If he is being rougher, the other boys tend to holler at and goad him on so you’ll really wind up being fucked seven ways to Sunday.

- He’s likely to stick around for aftercare along with Elias; especially in the cases of him being rough. Having the older man and a soft woman like you around really does make him feel a lot better no matter the mood he’s in. He’s the least used to the war and moments like those bring him a temporary sense of normalcy that keep him sane.

- King is the one who is doing the hollering, and is the closest to Chris; besides maybe Elias, so that’s usually who he tends to share you with. He’ll take you from behind while the newbie takes you from the front; if you want to be dped that is. He’s also usually okay with just having your mouth on him so he makes it a lot easier to pleasure all your boys at once.

- He’s unabashed about the whole thing so while he typically isn’t necessarily impatient, he will just jump into things when the ball starts rolling since there’s no apprehension about what’s happening. He’s typically average when it comes to sex; not too rough and not to soft, but he’s always willing to go harder or faster whenever you ask.

- He usually checks in with you and makes sure you’re alright when he’s finished but leaves the aftercare up to the other guys for the most part. He’ll still stick around though: zipping up his pants and taking a seat somewhere while he calms down and shoots the breeze with the other guys. His presence is comforting in itself.

- Rhah sort of gets off on having other people there but he’ll almost always insist that you to look at him whenever your eyes start to wander to anyone else in the room. He likes to mutter out filth whenever he can and affectionately calls you a “dirty girl” quite often.

- He’s one of the more impatient members of the group so if somethings going to happen, he’s more often than not the one to initiate it. He’s also pretty versatile in his positions so he’s happy to fill in any role; or hole, that you want him to; and will usually bluntly ask where the others want to go or say where he wants to be when things are just getting started.

- He enjoys having you in his lap or pressed up against him so any position that has you resting on him or looking into his eyes is his favorite. He’s also secretly pretty cuddly so he’ll definitely steal you away during aftercare from time to time.

- Lerner tends to go along with Rhah whenever he has his hands on you. He’s a nice contrast of softness to the older mans domineering and oftentimes somewhat rough way of doing things. He’s also pretty lax about where he fits into things; though he favors being inside of you the good old fashioned way, so he works well with the oftentimes equally lax Rhah.

- He tends to be sweet on you, pressing kisses to your neck or back and stroking his hands across whatever skin he can reach. He also praises you whenever he opens his mouth; usually in between groans.

- He’ll typically just sit back with King and Rhah when they’ve finished, but he’s always happy to have you sit next to him whenever everything is said and done; even if he doesn’t mention it. He’ll always ask if you’re alright though; even if he doesn’t engage in much aftercare, and is usually the one to go and grab something if you need it.

Barnes squad:

- Barnes takes control of every situation he’s in and will typically throw out commands to anyone who’s involved. He’s incredibly dominant and will be at least somewhat involved during every step of the way; even if he’s only watching for most of it.

- Depending on the day, he’ll either go first or last, and will typically growl out little comments to you, gripping your face tightly in his hand as he “explains” to you what you’re “going to do”. He’s typically fairly rough but that’s sort of just how he is, he doesn’t baby people and if you go to him then you better be sure that you can handle him.

- He isn’t big on aftercare but he makes sure that you’re alright and that the other boys will look after you before he heads out.

- The little demon himself; aka Bunny, is always raring to go and probably the most impatient out of everyone. He’s pretty much got no shame and will whip it out the minute something is going to happen, pouncing on you the minute Barnes or you will let him.

- He’s rough and oftentimes slightly degrading, which will probably lead to you being rougher with him, though that’s honestly just giving him exactly what he wants. He likes taunting you and kinda likes when you taunt him back but it usually only ever leads to a cycle of filthy aggravation in the best way possibly.

- He typically isn’t big on aftercare but if Barnes is telling him to look after you, he’s gonna look after you. The fact that he was desperate for pussy prior to having the option to going to you also helps with his proclivity towards being nice. And, if you choose to curl up to him, it strokes his ego enough to be sweet and wrap an arm around you or absentmindedly card his fingers through your hair; like someone who typically dislikes cats having a kitten fall asleep on their lap.

- Junior tends to get the short end of the stick because he’s a little shit in Barnes eyes. Very little gets past the sgt. and if the cowardly man messes something up, he makes sure that he pays for it in one way or another. His impatience and mouthiness also annoys the older man so he tends to make him only watch for quite some time or will only let you use your hand on him.

- He’s on the more vanilla side and is typically looking to just get off as soon as he can so he doesn’t usually make a whole production of things. He gets in, gets things done; maybe with a little dirty talk to stroke his ego, and then let’s someone else take over. Bunny would love to mess with him while it was his turn or if he was being forced to just watch; taunting him or telling him to shut up whenever he’d whine.

- His aftercare really just depends on the day. Sometimes, he’ll just want to leave but other days, he’ll let you cuddle up to him while he talks with Bunny. Honestly, Bunny would probably get a little jealous seeing the two of you so comfortable and ask why you “never do that with him” which would prompt Junior to snort and say something snarky.

- O’Neil is borderline submissive and would probably get off on Barnes ordering him around. He probably gets to go first on good behavior and “warms you up” in one way or another. He’s typically fairly vanilla and “average” with his movement so he’s a good way to get yourself ready for the ever-wild and rough Bunny.

- With the other guys around, he’d probably be more compelled to try and act all hard so he’ll dirty talk quite a bit but it’s nothing like Bunny. It’s a lot of “yeah, you like that” sort of comments and doing whatever he can to make you moan. He’s the most concerned with your pleasure out of the group, even if he doesn’t make it seem that way a lot of the time.

- He probably gets sort of embarrassed by how arguably soft he is in the bedroom so aftercare is kind of a no go with him. He’ll be too concerned with keeping up his tough guy image that he’ll make sure you’re okay, maybe get you something to drink or clean you up, and then leave.

[mellifluousoctopus]

Let me just tell you that seeing Victor Veloci in the year 2021 was NOT something i was expecting today

lol Im so glad to know that show was not just some fever dream I had.

[barrenwomb]

listen!! the "straight guy worries he’s being homophobic to gay roommate, realizes he’s fallen in love with him" trope (it's a trope at this point) is PERFECT for filippo and elia

[annefraid]

skam italia s5 liveblogging

all episodes

episode 1

• i’m already emotional because i just watched the season 4 finale but it makes me so happy to see all of them again :’)

• idk why i’m realizing it just now but getting another ‘boy squad’ season with most of them at uni is the best case scenario i hadn't dared to imagine a few years ago

• martis face being the first thing i see is the universe giving me a present :)

• and in true skam italia fashion we're starting with a party scene. it’s still one of the things this show is excellent at

• being able to party any day of the week without having to worry about school in the morning is indeed one of the best things about that time 

• noo elia stopping by the window at school where they used to hangout :(

• aw i already love this elia & filo roommate arrangement. wholesome!

• i love all of them being friends so much !! and it’s believable. one of the many advantages of marti’s season following eva’s. uniting the friend groups so early was so important for the unique feeling of the show

• elia i already love you, idk what to say.

• gio talking to elia in the car like dont lie to you mother!

• lmao the last scene. good thing i already know what this season is about because i dont know what i would have thought about that

episode 2

• new school psychologist ?? well he definitely looks competent and like the opposite of the mess that was spera

• i love the shows commitment to have everyone live at filos apartment at one point. i’m not complaining, it obviously means they’ll have way more scenes together and i never look a gift horse in the mouth.

• aw that marti and elia hug reminds me of the earlier seasons. i love them <3

• mago dell’ amore is back 😁

• skam italia always including the protagonists parents and having their issues feed into the conflict of the season is soo good

• the main guy being pressured by someone into helping out with some school activity is pretty funny tbh

• marti trying to help lol without really saying anything

• elia actually having to work while in school is a good decision. did any other characters do that? i don’t think so but i’m not sure

• omg the secret way into school ba chicco rodi 😂 insane idea, but also incredibly funny because schools definitely have these iconic forbidden stories that live on

• seeing all these scenes from the trailer in the episodes is giving me flashbacks. i was so sure it wasn’t gonna happen this time but it’s marti running towards a door all over again

• the sock omfg

episode 3

• the breakfast scene omg stop. poor elia living with all these guys

• wait they keep in contact with spera? did not expect that but i fear it means elia is not gonna talk to anyone else about his problems

• they all play football with the others :))) hi guys i know you 😌

• the girls coming to beat up elia omfg

• very interesting choice regarding the ‘political’ group elia had to join which then wants to cancel his friends project

• ok the ping pong scene is very cute

• i’m definitely curious how this whole thing will play out but body issues that prevent you from being able to pursue serious relationships…. i feel you elia

episode 4

• elia taking the flowers from that other grave……………..

• are they really not gonna show us who it is? i guess it’s his mom. it would explain the scene with his dad during dinner. but does that also mean his dad doesnt visit the grave because there are no fresh flowers

• oh no he’s driving a car. i remember a scene from the trailer. pls

• okayyy what the hell did he find in that car. why are you not showing me.

• this band performance is exactly how i remember band performances from school (they felt better when you were 18)

• what the hell is going on with luchino

• filo is watching the dark finale OMG

• i want more scenes of him talking about his parents and in general i need to spend more time with these characters netflix why are you only giving me 20 minute episodes

• ngl i’d be pissed too that was the last 10 minutes of the series finale it’s an important moment

episode 5

• a nico and elia scene yay but it should have been longer. why are these talks between characters so short… there is so much to talk about that would benefit them

• that gift is super cute

• yeah ok he lives with gay guys but girl he literally brought you to his room and kissed you… what are you even wondering about

• ok finally pls go talk to someone. hopefully he’ll get some wisdom from the psychologist

• engagement party!

• intervention! at the engagement party

• wait first he’s telling nobody and now all his friends at once? that’s so much pressure i’d never be able to handle that

• you know, actually yes, let the girls do the talking.

• i need more people to talk to elia and tell him stuff they’re feeling please he needs to actually understand how much other people struggle too

episode 6

• a talk with luchino, finally, why aren’t with talking more? what even is going on with him

• elia actually apologizing to sana is something i wanted to see ever since her voice message to the girls in s4 where she complained about how lightly everyone takes it and how dumb it made her feel

• edo! on my rewatch i decided that he’s actually a hilarious character and should mostly be used for comedic purposes

• halloween party !!!

• where is gio? did i miss something

• a luca and edoardo scene was not on my bingo list

• marti and nico are celebrating their anniversary by going to the pool omg

• everyone casually revealing that marti tells every detail of his and nico’s first few weeks is so funny to me. he’s unbearable. if you think marti won’t tell you how many times they kissed on the first date you are a fool.

• the scene at the pool is actually so sweet 🥰

episode 7

• this season has so many scenes set at filo’s apartment and characters going in and out but i like it that way. actually i think it’s really good for elia to be surrounded by his friends while he’s the only one still in school and struggling. imagine him living with his dad….no

• oh no alessia that’s so terrible

• fede and elia scene ! i love that. and yes please let these kids realize what some of their behaviour is doing to others

• the other thing skam italia will always have is a fight

• OMG noo i was wondering why they brought up spera so much WHAT

• so is this wine thing real or just a story they tell. because i remember a scene with federica and wine….

episode 8

• the metal band members are actually really nice lol

• nico giving him a lift to school, such a small thing but i like it

• omg it’s elias moment. i love that he still doesn’t really care. i get it. don’t worry you’ll be out ouf there soon and able to move on

• yes talk about spera i want to know everything about this situation

• they did the right thing having a badass soundtrack for every time the girl squad enters a scene

• are gio and eva together because it doesn’t seem like it

• oh no oh no fede

episode 9

• why are the most interesting things happening at the end of the season

• filo and elia are very good together. i think fillippo basically works with every character that can put up with his sharp comments, that’s why he also worked well in earlier seasons with eleonora, marti and sana

• oh no is this about whatever elia found in his car

• the scene with elia telling the boys is great. skam italia actually did something here. smart choice. marti looks so hurt, basically grieving the idea of a person huh. and everyone hugging <33

• oh i’m tearing up at this 😭

• playing real ping pong now, i like that a lot

episode 10

• the scene with fede <333

• don’t tell me i’m gonna be emotional in every scene this episode because i can feel it

• elias calm demeanor and silent comfort when other people have problems is something i think about a lot (season 2 flashbacks)

• the speech during the last radio show :))))))))

• this made me realize how little sana we had this season. i know s4 was her season but still. elia needed an intelligent girl for some wise thoughts

• they’re honoring their elders by inviting chicco rodi

• ah the good old locking two people in a room trick 

• everyone going to bracciano….. guys where the hell do you think you will fit. it was already full when only the girls and boys were there last season

• and that’s it. they wrapped up way more storylines from earlier seasons than i expected. i have so much more to say and rewatch etc but first i need to process

• i swear this season only made me want to spend more time with these characters, i love them all so much!!

• all in all skam italia season 5 good !!

[senka-mesecine]

Once again not really a request but more of an idea, imagine being anyone’s sister or friend and regularly trading letters with them (it can whatever character you like) and another character of your choosing (probably a friend of the first one, maybe even an enemy) seeing a picture of you or reading your writing and becoming enamored and trying to to discreetly find out more about you without being obvious

-and at this point if it’s ok I’ll call my self idea anon lol

-

― Barnes? Discreet? Yeah, maybe, as discreet as the grave, actually, but it's more in the vein of him ordering, yes, ordering Wolfe to pull up a file for him off the records on so and so's family members and civilian life back home and deliver it to him pronto; for him, it's as easy as just asking for a thing and getting it because, while Wolfe might protest and initially say that's not exactly ethical or goes against regulations, the man, even though Barnes' superior, could just crumble beneath one look from Barnes' --- and there it is, Bob doesn't even have to elaborately snoop and find out things on his own. A folder is given to him like room service so he can collect whatever intel he wants on his subject of infatuation, doing so it to his heart's content leaving none the wiser. Nobody ever even really discovers he developed a fixation on, say, a platoon member's female relation back home because he neither lets on that he did and he leaves no trail of crumbs behind himself that could possibly compromise him. He's a bit like a brick wall. Can't get a read on him if he doesn't want to be read, especially concerning things that could be labelled as 'weaknesses', but regardless of his poker face, Barnes might just go as far as blackmail and intimidate Wolfe to get the intel he wants. Doesn't go as far as pointing the barrel of a rifle to his head because he doesn't have to; everyone's well aware he's capable of doing it and in that very fact is where all the fear is stored. Lets him pave an open road to whatever he wants, you included.

― Which is hilariously and hypocritically enough what Wolfe does for himself in case he's interested in a platoon member's family member back home except he doesn't say a word about it to anyone either seeing as how the man's rank is high enough for him to be able to get away with it if he wanted to but not so high as to ensure he has too much of a spotlight on himself. What's better, not too many people inside of his own platoon take him tremendously seriously, or in other words, while he's technically the go-to authority figure of the bunch nobody's all that convinced he has it in him to take charge of things enough in the first place, leaving most of the actual shot calling to battle hardened and more experienced veteran members of the squad, and ironically, this serves as a perfect smoke screen for Wolfe to find out whatever he wants about you mainly undisturbed and take relish in it entirely on his own time; he could be there corresponding with you for months and quite literally nobody knows jackshit about it, making him something of a dark horse. Would be wholly hilarious if Wolfe just survived the war and only later does it come out he got hitched with you during an R&R break and was actually married to you throughout the whole duration of the service and...nobody was aware of it whatsoever because he almost entirely flew under the radar of most of his compatriot's notice.

― I think Elias would be obvious concerning his affections, and in fact, he'd be so obvious he'd outright say it to however is receiving your correspondence from the outside. Might be as blatant as him having a blissed out smile after a particular high once he spews the undeniable truth that he likes you to whoever's lucky enough to be trading letters with you. See, the world's full of hate as is. One moment you're here and another, boom, you're a goner. Might as well spread the love while you can, because tomorrow, it could be too late and saying the truth? Well, that cannot possibly ever be wrong. That's Elias' philosophy. But even though he's tremendously upfront and transparent, he comes off as oddly dignified and respectful about it all. Almost like he's asking for permission in a weird way. Might have a private one-on-one conversation with your letters' recipient himself, separating the chat from unwanted jeers and comments in your general direction or making the whole thing into an elaborate joke the platoon can swap stories around. No. He's incredibly sincere. To the point that even squad members that don't like him take a second to listen because he had the balls to just come out and say what he had to say and really, you gotta (begrudgingly) admire a man for that. Suffice to say, if Elias is enamored, he doesn't hide it because he doesn't think things like that should be hidden. Probably handcrafts a little trinket that is meant to remind him of you because he has nothing else. Treats it like his special charm.

― While Elias is open, I think Bunny's open too, except in a completely different manner; his way of handling things is just bluntly saying 'I wanna bone your sister / cousin / friend, man!' and leave it at that and guess what, the whole platoon knows because Bunny brings it up whenever and however and it's a fact of life pretty much impossible to ignore seeing as how he is deliberately obnoxious about it; from intercepting letters, stealing them so he could read them or often times downright ensure the recipient never gets them because took them, sniffing the very envelope it came in, or just throwing in comments how the recipient should write home and bring him up in some shape way or form, especially and almost certainly if this is a platoon member considered weaker and greener than him, and namely, someone he can push around and bully a bit without too many consequences, Bunny will make his infatuation just about public knowledge. He will be perverted. He will be snide. Sarcastic. He will cackle. His conversation starts are pretty much always 'So, how's my girl back home?' even though, by all means...that's not his girl. He will be a show off. He will mess with the recipient. Telling them what lascivious (and often disturbed) detail they should add in one of the passages or doing something harrowing like giving the recipient a, say, human molar or nail of suspicious origin and insisting they include it in their next shipment out into the world.

― O'Neill asks Barnes what he should do when faced with the matter and yes, it's potentially as hilarious as it sounds, because Red could be there all twitchy and nervy, fully immersed into all of this, ranting and raving about his heart's desire for god knows how long to an otherwise silent Bob and in fact, Barnes doesn't even have to say anything to any of this as such; Red knows him well enough to deduce his answers and opinions from the man's expressions and eyes alone even if the conversation might very well be one-sided most days, but regardless, chances are Barnes gets saddled with the bigger brunt of O'Neill's lovestruck self to the point he gets outright sick of it. Might go as far as Barnes openly saying 'Will you shut up, Red!?' and pacify the man by doing something about the problem, simultaneously guaranteeing himself an even stronger allegiance to his own side by ensuring O'Neill gets whatever information necessary to get in contact with you. Yes, chances are, Wolfe gets intimidated into coughing up intel again. But, you gotta give something to win something and in Barnes' case, he made Red a happy camper and ensured the man would just about follow him and his orders straight into hell's fire. And all it took was getting the poor, salivating, lovestruck fool a picture of you.

― Chris Taylor pines. He's the king of pining. In fact, the only person who might initially know about his feelings for you could be his grandmother thousands of miles away and that's because Taylor writes about you to her extensively while you're there, writing someone else entirely within the platoon and the irony isn't lost on him and in fact, he internally constantly reminisces about it and how close yet how far you are, but the minute it becomes noticeable he's got that dreamy, far away look and that he's clearly drifting away, deep in thought more often than not, he might get a barrage of various people looking to influence what he should do on the subject and these advices go anywhere from very practical, to very unhinged, to very lewd to very wise. Barnes might not really care, so long as that sort of shit doesn't distract any of his men enough to get blown to bits while someone like Elias might encourage Taylor to pursue what makes him happy, because, it's good enough to feel good and if the thought of you makes Taylor feel good, he should embrace that sensation with both hands and never let it go, all while someone like King and Rhah could relentlessly tease Chris to no end. His decision, while a mosaic of all the various standpoints and opinions he finds himself surrounded by ultimately leans towards Elias' counsel, by the end of his service he musters up the courage of asking the original recipient of your letters for your contact personally and he gets it, because he has a little of Barnes in him too and he becomes toughened enough to do more than just pine.

― King composes a letter himself, baby and you best believe that; a letter intended to be sent to you, and provided the original recipient of your letters is a friend of his he'll just approach the man, hand him his attempt at a written declarations of love and cheekily, with the widest smile imaginable announce that it should be included in the envelope when mail's next shipped out and irregardless of the fact that, realistically, everything on that piece paper's a badly composed (possibly horny?) mess riddled with clumsy grammar errors, the heart and the intent is undeniably there and the guy's excitement is positively infectious. Possibly asks for someone to proof read it for him just in case and is very close to having someone else play Cyrano De Bergerac in his stead and compose a letter instead of him, something that sounds good and poetic, meant to leave a nice first impression right before he changes his mind because a love letter should come from the heart no matter how haplessly put together, coming off as shockingly idealistic and even something of a romantic about the whole thing, with an occasionally perverted remark thrown in there, of course. Probably gets so euphoric about it all he writes letters to you in advance right before the first one is ever even sent to you and he already has several lined up before he even gets a first ever actual response from you. Might even read it out loud to his friends with the brightest grin imaginable because he can't contain how happy he is. Life's good, man.

― Junior doesn't necessarily do anything about his infatuation per se because he's hellbent on getting the heck out of here first, 'here' being the army and 'Nam as a whole because there isn't a point in writing, getting his hopes up or even lingering on feels if he might be dead tomorrow, so he could go to some pretty extreme lengths to ensure he gets rotated back into the world by any means necessary and these extreme measures verge on self harm seeing as how he prefers to take his chances and get sent back hurt or crippled so he can seek you out in peace than get sent out in a body bag and never get a chance at all and the fact he's fixated on someone makes this desire all the worse and more potent, making him nervy and agitated. He's here breaking his ass on the daily and being pushed around when he could be out there, with you. Some people really get dealt a deck of shit. He doesn't have to know you at all. He never had to correspond in the first place with you. But, just the very idea he's enamored drives him to do reckless and even dangerous things because his pile of reasons is stacked ever higher and higher, with you like a cherry on top. If he drinks malaria infested water on purpose or downright hurts himself to get sent back home, it is genuinely in ways, inspired by you, because he ain't gonna be left shorthanded where a chance at normalcy and happiness is concerned. In fact, he'll do anything to acquire it and you. Even hurt himself.

― Similarly to King, Rhah might compose a letter intended for you himself, but unlike King, his is filled with complex philosophical prose, long winded descriptions, existentialism and almost esoteric explanations why he loves you and why he cares --- something or other about his soul, how it's been in a conflicted stalemate between good and evil for so long but he thinks he's finally a found a place he'd much rather belong and that's next to you. He probably carves out your likeness from a piece of wood or stone and cradles it while he writes and re-reads these passages or simply whenever he feels idle --- the closest way he could physically get to you right now, if ever --- and the more information he discovers about you, the more profound his pathos gets. The more you become a muse of sorts. Might burn some of the letters because he's convinced they ain't meant to be read or sent. Might roll up some of them with bundles of weed and if at all possible, smoke them and get high on them, the symbolism of that not at all lost on him. Might save some for himself almost like a manifesto of his inner life and thoughts, both hopeful and hopeless about his feelings, keeping them close to his heart (quite literally). Whatever the case, he's extremely introspective about how enamored he is with you and how it ain't realistic to act on any of it when any minute could mean death, choosing to do so from afar, inside of his own head, at least for the duration of the war. Man compiles enough letters written to you to be technically able to compile them all into an analytical novel.

[asparavalentina]

Headcanons about Guilty Parade Characters!

Hans once asked Yakov to prepare a love potion to make Helga fall for him.

Yakov asked for something else in exchange, and Hans had nothing to give that could satisfy the Grey haired soldier.

Helga often tries to escape Ruf, who desesperately searches for her beloved.

While Hans tries to make Helga fall for him and Ruf searches for her, Nemo and Helga often stay up at night and have interesting, mature, conversations together. They both feel understood by the other.

Helga feels appreciated for her mind and not her appearance, which is a relief for her.

Oliver LOVES flowers. Since he sweats a lot, he thinks that putting a flower on his shirt will prevent him from smelling bad. Though he never asked his comrades if it worked.

Yakov once tried an experiment, and his test subject was Nemo. The amnesiac soldier had a bad headache and stomach ache for the rest of the day.

The experiment was a failure, and Yakov gave him some pills. But Nemo refused to eat them because he wasn't sure if it was medicine or something else, and Yakov didn't even bother to make it clear.

Wolfgang often gets lost in the barracks. Strangely, it's Elias who shows him the way.

One day, Doris put the kitchen on fire. Thankfully, Ruf was quick to react. Wagner forbade Doris to enter in the kitchen for five weeks, and gave her additional chores.

Ruf once stole a bottle of whiskey from Wagner's office. She shared it with the others, unless Oliver.

Yakov is a really fussy person, when it's about cleaning. When he is on cleaning chores, he doesn't stop until the hole barracks shines and smells disinfectant. But he refuses to do it when Oliver asks him and mess up his bed.

Oliver has a good knowledge of every subject, thanks of books. He would love to talk about Flaubert's Mrs Bovary with someone, but unfortunately, no one seems to hold the same passion that he has for litterature. (Wolfgang is not very talkative, plus, he easily forgets what he reads.) But Nemo promised him to read it one day.

Everybody agrees to say that Nemo is the prettiest boy of the squad. Even Yakov, though he added that it was an other reason for him to be a good spy.

Nemo is really really embarrassed about this.

Why do I feel like Nemo and Yakov would totally become best friends??? A real love-hate relationship.

Oliver often sends Nemo to ask some things to Yakov because it seems like Nemo is the one Yakov dislikes the less.

#thepowerofthemaincharacter

Hans loves music, but he also enjoys dancing, and is pretty good at it!

Wolfgang definitely whishes to publish a romance book about Ruf and Helga after the war. His only advicer is Oliver, who is a great supporter.

Elias has a huge imagination. Even though he is blind, it doesn't prevent him from creating beautiful scenes in his mind.

[fudgetunblr]

Ok now that OG skamverse is over, instead of contributing with anything of value, allow me to share my favourite remake versions of OG ships and characters. (There’s a PowerPoint that I won’t show)

Characters

Eva: Hanna (Druck) - Was her Eva season the best? no besties. But there was just something about her that I really, really freaking loved.

(Honorable mentions: Eva (eskam), Emma (skam fr), Isa (skam nl)

Noora: Eleonora (Skam it) - Look besties, this is one of my fave Noora seasons. I feel like it didn't drag shit out and Edo was actually not a piece of shit?? And Eleonora is great and I love her whoops...

(Honorable mentions: Zoë (wtFock), Mia (druck), Liv (skam nl), Nora (eskam)

Vilde: Kiki - who else besties?

(Honorable mentions: Daphne but like in season 6 (Skam Fr), Engel (skam nl), Kelsey (Skam Austin), Viri (eskam)

Sana: Amira (druck) - I just love her, and druck on top of that which helps. All Sana versions are good though, fight me.

(Honorable mentions: Amira (eskam), Yasmina (wtfock), Imane (skam fr)

Chris Berg: Janna (Skam NL) - I feel like she captures the spirit of OG Chris the best, whoops...

(Honorable mentions: Luca (wtfock), Cris (eskam), Jo (skam austin), Sam (Druck)

Isak: Matteo (Druck) - legit saw the first episode of Druck and knew this fucker was going to be my fave. Am I fucking wrong tho?

(Honorable mentions: Shay (Skam Austin), Lucas (Skam fr)

Jonas: Giovanni (Skam it) - one of the only Jonas versions I actually liked in season 1. A chill dude.

(Honorable mentions: Jonas (druck), Marlon (Skam Austin), Yann (Skam France)

Mahdi: Elia (skam it) - look, I don't know

(Honorable mentions: Arthur not including season 5 (Skam Fr), Abdi (druck), Tyler (Skam Austin)

Magnus: Basile (Skam France) - let's be real, season 5 him and forward owns our hearts

(Honorable mentions: Luchino (skam it), Carlos (Druck)

Even: David (druck) - my beloved

(Honorable mentions: Joana (eskam), Sander (wtfock)

Elias: Idriss (Skan fr) - not all the time, but sometimes

(Honorable mentions: Elias (wtfock), Essam (druck)

Yousef: Mohammed (druck) - THE HOMEMADE BAKLAVA !!!

(Honorable mentions: Sofiane (skam fr), Younes (Wtfock), Malik (Skam it)

Eskild: All of them tbh ... but mainly OG

Linn: Esra (Skam NL) - they said, fresh take of a character. And it worked.

(Honorable mentions: Lisa (skam fr), Linn (Druck), Lisa (wtfock)

William: Edoardo (Skan it) - no one come for me besties

(Honorable mentions: Alejandro (eskam), Alexander (druck), Senne (Wtfock)

P Chris: Alexandre (Skam Fr) - the only p Chris with an ounce of a story

(Honorable mentions: Jo (Skam Austin), Sam (Druck)

Ships

Joneva: Hanna & Jonas (Druck) - AM I WRONG? the only good joneva ship, periodt!

(Honorable mentions: Eva & Gio (skam it), Eva & Jorge (eskam), Marlon & Megan (Skam Austin)

Noorhelm: Eleonora & Edoardo (Skam it) - I just love them besties, it's mental illness at this point

(Honorable mentions: Nora & Alejandro (eskam), Mia & Alexander (Druck), Zoë & Senne (WtFock)

Evak: Davenzi (Druck) - :)

(Honorable mentions: look, most versions are good)

Yousana: Amira & Mohammed (Druck) - THEM !!!

(Honorable mentions: Yasmina & Younes (WtFock), Imane & Sofine (skam fr), Sana & Malik (Skam Italia)

Vilde & Magnus: Kiki & Carlos (Druck) - my beloveds

(Honorable mentions: Viri & Hugo (eskam)

Squads

Girl squad: Druck Squad - at least they weren't racist (imagine that being the standard at this point)

(Honorable Mentions: NL Squad, Eskam Squad pre season 4)

Boy Squad: contrabbandieri (skam it) - besties, this is the best boy squad periodt. They radiate the vibe of people who've been friends since childhood. Remember their band sjsjsj or when Marti & Elia had like the same hairstyle sjsjsj

(Honorable Mentions: France, Eskam, Druck)

Balloon Squad: Las Labass (eskam) - they did them DIRTY !!!

(Honorable mentions: no one, do better)

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that's it. maybe someday I'll rank the remakes OG seasons sometime.

[lucidpantone]

I prefer anon if you don't mind, I avoided to talk on it because I hated how dramatic the tag got, so annoying...but now it's all over, I don't think it matters that much...

So...I remember like you said Moyo was on that fight scene and I believe the fight was for the same reason we got on s5.

I also remember that the b squad was different as what we got, there was 1 or 2 of them we got on s5 that we didn't got on s4og and we got a Bel Mikael he's an actor that now is gonna play on Panna.

They filmed some kind of reunion/party but was something unplanned as in the boys were skating, the b squad was gonna play football and g squad got there because of Yasmina talking to Elias or something like that and all that was on a park. I remember Sander got there and was an akward moment between him and b squad and Sobbe but they got away after that, didn't seem like there was drama there.

There was a scene where it seems like Robbe was talking with Bel! Mikael (Or who I assumed was Bel Mikael) and he seemed kinda annoyed until Yasmina got there.

I assumed this person was Bel Mikael because he was part of the B squad and he seemed to get along with Bel Yousef very well, what is interesting here is that it also seemed like Sander was ok as like kinda friends (like something as how he is with the boy squad and Senne) with the b squad specially Bel Mikael and Yousef.

Moyo also seemed more closed to Sobbe they were kinda joking all 3 more often.

Sander got uni friends I never saw them but Moyo mentioned something around that.

Sander got bleach hair still and he was doing some kind of uni painting proyect why is that relevant? Don't know hahaha

Zoë and Senne get into a little fight nothing dramatic actually all the contrary but is not because of Yousef don't know why...

At some point it seems like muslim squad was getting along with blond ambition and the girl and b squad really good...

Sobbe kissing interrupt scene was interrupted by the b squad and Yasmina if what I saw was that actual scene.

Sobbe and Zoenne seem to be doing great honestly also Amber and Aaron seemed super in love and Jens plus Jana were mentioned but I never saw them film together.

It also felt like they were filming extra plots at the beginning and quick to later focus on Yasmina so any of all of this Im saying was probably gonna get too much screen time.

NOW this is all what I saw plus assumptions on my part so I could be all wrong on what was actually happening.

ok so I got told that sobbe kissing scene may have been filmed but luca wasnt the one to catch them like in s5. So its nice to know it was yasmina and the bsquad. Ohhhh i am sad hearing all this sobbe stuff sounds so cute and Sander was gonna get uni friends (finally....) but nevermind its done now. Cant cry over spilled milk. Thanks for telling us anon I guess we can imagine it in our heads now. Also when you say the muslim squad you mean the muslin girl squad got along with blonde ambition? So the girls did film in s4? I know they got cut in s5 but they did film one scene or they were seen at least once filming. Also question anon how do you feel about the season we got and do you want a newgen from wtfock?