#eli the elephant

[the-ultimate-squish]

[anadorablekiwi]

Pictured: my weighted microwavable elephant plushie that smells like lavender (i think theres real lavender in it), doing its duty and being smashed between myself and the fridge door as i fail to find food before i have to go pick up Aria from school

[heart-buzz]

commission for @gingerweed-man !

[espressotyme]

And now an elephant, according to Google AI.

[dipstar1489]

Elis Elephant

Name: Elis Elephant

Nickname: None

Age: 36 (spirit’s original death), 51 (spirit’s age of death + time in animatronic)

Gender: Male, he/him

Species: Elephant

Skills: great memory, intelligent, resourceful, quick speed, best hearing of the group, trunk works as an arm, was an engineer in his life, was apart of the park since the very beginning

Disadvantages: impulsive, difficulty moving arms, cluttered bag, scatter brained, can’t stand being stared at, won’t attack if he sees the name tag says Katie Holt, Marlo Holt or Jessica Holt

Refrence: https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/2km24i/mitzi_mozzarella_from_the_chuck_e_cheese/

[ninebaalart]

Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant

I feel like towards the later end of the series the crew wanted to do something with "Eli" here but it never fully cohered together and they picked up the Maja plotline to help end the show in a different way. Dunno if a focus episode on Eli and Maja was ever planned but it would have been interesting especially with the sort of weird implications we get about Eli in "Something Big" that aren't really followed up on.

[goldendaydna]

Concept idea

Lisa is over at Robbie's house ya know common thing, nothing new. She gets some frosting in her hair cuz she was baking at his house and goes to the bathroom to wash it off, it's only a little so she can just rinse it off in the sink with some shampoo. Though one look at the bottle and she lets out this horrified scream.

Robbie rushes in and and she just turns to him in absolute shock and goes "Robbie, please tell me you don't use 2 in 1 shampoo."

Robbie does not see the problem, and a long conversation goes on from there. Lisa almost screams again when Robbie said he's contemplated on getting that 3 in 1 bottle.

The next day Lisa comes back with a tub of shampoo, conditioner, lotions, face masks, etc, and of course snacks. She is insistent on a spa day; Gabe is absolutely excited about it while Robbie is a bit grumpy but he goes along with it anyway cuz it makes both Gabe and Lisa happy.

He ends up having fun so he's not against having more spa days again. He soon after tosses that 2 in 1 bottle in the trash (thank goodness).

[thepals]

Going to eep gn yall but be prepared I am plotting art of the works for tmr !!

[k0juki]

Since u asked for mafia max prompts- max takes revenge on ur father for keeping him away from you for so long. And now they are finally a family together. Just max you and eli, not that you'd have to know how or what happened to your father you're just happy max is such a devoted husband and father.

OMG?! Yes!!!

Mafia!Max Verstappen x fem!reader

Revenge

English is not my first language so feel free to point out any mistakes or errors! Also the picture is not mine! Credit goes to owner!

More mafia!Max here.

Wc: 1457

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You and Max had a lot to catch up on, not only he wanted to be a good dad, but a loving husband as well. But that has to wait, first things first. The first few days he had spent in your penthouse, he wanted to know what Eli liked and disliked, what is his favorite Disney movies and what food he loves.

He discovered that Eli loves pancakes with homemade strawberry jam. For Max, it was too sweet, but he had made sure that it was always on the shelf, right next to sugar. Next was his favorite movie, Cars. He was really like his father with cars and nobody could change that, but what Eli absolutely didn't like was some itchy clothing and when it was raining. Strange.

And that surprised him, because you love rain and when you live in a place like London where rain is a daily occurrence, he didn't want his little boy to be scared.

That was one of his main reasons why he wanted you back in the Netherlands. Next of his reasons was your father. How he hated that man.

Not only did he have to leave behind the woman he had loved and still do, but he never got to know how Eli slowly grew up, yes he is still pretty small, but he wanted to experience it.

His first steps, he wasn't here. His first words, "mama", he wasn't here either and on his birthdays, again, he wasn't here.

Max knew that it wasn't your fault, he never took it out on you. He knew who's fault it really was. Yes, in some ways it was Max's fault too, but your father had a lot of chances to say anything to him and he didn't say a single word.

He knew what he had to do, even if his choices could have consequences, but he couldn't get over it. He had to do it. By all means necessary. For his son and for you, his love of his life.

Max had a lot of people here in London, one of them was Lando, he was one of the best and Max needed him to watch over you and Eli, as he had some important things to do.

That's what he had said to you, but you knew better. You knew what he was going to do, by just a look in his stormy, blue eyes and you let him to do it.

Of course you knew Lando, you saw him many times before you and Max broke up. He was his good friend, not just a colleague, but truly a good friend, someone that everybody deserves for life.

"I won't be gone for long, Schats." Max said as he took your head in both of his hands and softly kissed your forehead. "I will be back before you know it."

"Be careful Max." You answered, always so worried for him and hugged his waist as he held you. "Do you wanna see Eli before you leave?"

Max knew that Eli was sleeping, it was right after his lunch, but still, it is his son, so Max just nodded his head yes and you took him to his bedroom where he peacefully sleeps.

Max carefully came to his sleeping form, that was holding his stuffed elephant. He got from Max a day before and Max carefully kissed his cheek as not to wake him up. "Love you Eli, I will be right back."

He turned around and softly closed the door. "Lando will be there to watch over you both, before I come back." It wasn't a question, more like a statement.

"Lando? Lando Norris?" You asked and Max nodded. You took Maxs hand and led him to the front door. Just as you were about to say something, there was a knock on the door and Max opened.

"Hey mate, how are you doing?" Lando said happily and pulled Max in a half hug he patted him on his back. Then, as he turned around, he saw you and his never ending smile brightened up more.

"Y/n, love, how are you doing? You look amazing...like always." He said and whispered the last part in your ear as he wrapped you in a full hug. You really missed him.

"Ehmr..." Max growled and spoke as you and Lando let go of each other. "Lando, you know what to do." By that, Max means to keep you and Eli safe, don't let anyone else in and if something, anything happens, call him.

"Of course I do mate." Lando answered.

You took a few steps forward and stood right in front of him. "Be quick, alright?"

"Of course." Max answered and pulled you for a quick kiss on the forehead. "I love you Schats." With that he left.

"So, where's the little smurf?"

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Meanwhile Max got into the car in which Charles was waiting. Charles wanted to see you too, but he and Max had some killing to do. He made a mental note to visit you later.

Charles was another mafia boss. His territory is in Monaco and everybody knows that he owns every corner there. He and Max are long time friends, since like preschool. Charles knew how important this is to him, so he didn't wasted any time and hopped on the plane to get to him.

"You ready?" Charles asked as Max got into the car. He didn't care enough to buckle himself and started a car.

"I was born ready to kill him." Max informed "Let's go."

As they arrived in front of your fathers house, Max was first to get out of the car and he was also the first to kick the door open. Gun in his hand, he shot everyone who crossed his path.

As he moved to the last door, which he knew was your father's workroom, he opened to see him sitting in his chair, with his back towards Max.

"Your father will be furious when he finds out." He had said, he didn't even try to beg because he knew it was useless, it would only hurt his ego.

"Don't forget that I have a son too, and he won't stop looking for you, till he kills you." Yes, you had an older brother, Mark. What a fucker.

His dislike for him was about as great as for your father. But he was harder to find, not many people knew where he was or what he was doing, that's why you were with Lando right now.

"I think he will understand me."

"You really think that? I guess that you don't know your father very much then, just like your son." He whispered the last part, but loud enough for Max to hear.

That was Max's last straw. He raised the gun and pulled the trigger. The blood was everywhere. Max was breathing heavily, then turned around and without a single word left the room. He needed a shower, knowing that he can't go to you like that, all bloody and sweaty.

"We will stop somewhere, so I can clean myself."

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When Elijah woke up and came to you, he was all sleepy and confused, he didn't notice that Lando wasn't Max. His new uncle. When he did notice him was as he sat down next to you.

"Eli, this is your uncle Lando. Say hi." He turned to Lando, but then got all shy and climbed in your arms, where he knew it was safe. "C'mon Eli, he's not going to bite."

Eli turned his head to Lando and quietly said, "hi" and then he put his head back to your chest.

"Hi Eli, I heard you like cars?" That got Elijah's attention. Cars? Now he won't stop talking about them.

Just as Elijah got to talk about his car toys and movies he saw, the front door of your penthouse opened and Max walked in. Eli didn't waste any second and ran up from your arms to him. "Daddy!"

"Hey Eli." Max said as he bent down to pick him up. "Were you good for mommy?" Elijah nodded his little head and wrapped his small arms around his neck. It's unbelievable how quickly he got used to Max.

"Well, I guess I'll let you guys be." Lando said as he hugged you for the last time and then left the apartment.

"Are you alright?" You asked Max as he sat down next to you and put Eli between you two.

"Of course." Max smiled a little and put his arm around your back. "I'm just glad I'm home." He finished and tilted his head to give you a soft kiss on the lips.

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I need more mafia Max prompts!!🩷🫶

Don't copy or translate my work!

[a-sad-mage]

It will never not be upsetting yet hilarious to me that Eli Shane is 15.

I mean, seriously, this kid spends an entire year, just fighting in Slugterra, he's been betrayed on several occasions, like he straight up let's Twist and Tad in his home, calls them his friends and they stab him in the back.

Is either being compared to his dad, or blamed for things his dad did.

Is probably dealing with the dilemma that his father is a murderer, as we still don't know what exactly happened to Tom Por or if Will Shane actually killed him.

Saw his dad tackle Blakk and the Goon into that Terra portal thing, after having him back for probably less than an hour.

Burpy, his best friend, almost died.

Was under the Goons influence and hurt in friends, probably causing some self-loathing.

Eli Shane is a kid, barley a teenager. He is put into an adults world, to be the symbol of hope, and the figure to rally behind.

Eli Shane is a kid, barley a teenager. He should not have to run head first into danger just to inspire others to fight for what's right.

I get having a figure that can be seen as pillar of strength can rally people to do the impossible, but why does that figure have to be Eli?

Why must it be a Shane?

But of the other foot,

This 15 year old kid is doing what should have been done since his father's absence was noticed.

He makes bad puns, intentionally antagonizes people he knows could crush him, and once tricked Nacho into taking a fake map that had a crude picture of Nacho himself on it.

Eli is such a good boi, it's not funny.

He reprimanded a group of slug hunters then they were looking for the Enigmo Slug.

To Sargeant Slugs face, tells him that his(Eli's) Slugs won't be partaking in the 'training' and he's just there for the pool. To freaking freeload. And yeah, Pronto paid the Club Slug fees already, but it has to sting knowing you have a Shane in your establishment, but there only there because they kinda had no choice and for your waterslide. Like imagine the profits that would bring in having a local celebrity using what you advertised.

Pranks is team in Deadweed in the most hilarious way. Before getting them inadvertently trapped like an idiot.

Being a smug little flopper as his Slugs come crashing in on a humongous elephant mecha, effectively convincing everyone his Slugs know how to drive.

Just the last few minutes of Roboslugs

"You thought we were building a robot to beat yours, in forty-five minutes?!"

[Sounds of Breaking Glass]

"How dumb do you think we are? We were just building a can opener!"

[Hops into Quentins mech, hopefully not getting his hands cut on broken glass]

"And you were cocky enough to let me get close enough to do this!"

[Drops a metric crap load of slugs on the guy with molluscophobia]

Eli Shane is many things, but most importantly, he is a 15 year old boy just trying his best. And when his best isn't enough, his friends are there to back him every step of the way.

I also like to think Eli would like Pikmin.

[spell-fox]

Don't think I ever shared the various alive/pre-embrace Eli sketches.

Eli's mum died when he was young, so he was raised by his aunt Adeline in London. She was basically a child at the time she took him in. He's a Lancashire lad by birth, until London claimed him. (From Pendle.)

The baby Eli pic is with his mum, who I never really designed, hence her facing away.

His first year in London was the last time the Thames fully froze over. They used to host markets, ice skating, there are even stories of an elephant on the Thames.

He grows up to be a little street thief before turning to fraud, with a brief stint in law which only taught him how to better conduct his fraud. Before embrace, he was to be hanged for issuing false government bonds. His claws, beard and longer hair are a result of him being on the run from the law.

His final tattoo in life is a taunt at the hangman, though it wouldn't be long until his sire and quences caught up with him

Otherwise known as I spent way too long researching Victorian tattoos. The Ada tattoo is for his aunt, as it was common to have names of loved ones.

[the-ultimate-squish]

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[anadorablekiwi]

We going on an adventure (to pick up Aria from school)

[sirenlulls]

you're losing me → e. hewson

pairing —elijah hewson x singer!fem!reader

summary —where you release a new single that sends your friends into a heartbroken panic

sarahskeetz guys, before you go crazy about the eli and y/n rumours, please use some common sense and reevaluate. y/n's wrote countless songs about how elijah is her soulmate AND how media is often so wrong and invasive in regards to their lives and that people shouldn't believe things unless either of them say it directly. plus, these pictures of them were literally posted last month. she'd hardly have prepped you're losing mebto be released in that amount of time

username no fr, even if they did split, they don't deserve the harassment they're both getting online for it

joshjenkily litch. they should be allowed to deal with it in their own time

ynbridgerss okay but the clear parallels between these songs and ylm....

pheebrodrighoe no I get you but y/n hasn't interacted with any of the inhaler guys in a month despite being active online for her tour and even camilla (the number one eliyn stan) hasn't mentioned them since those photos

ynkissmeee lowk hope the rumours are true, he's been leeching off her for years 😭

judebellinghams omg shut up what are you even talking about 💀

yourusername thank u for all the love tonight, la! it's been a hectic week at best so it was lovely to just enjoy the night with you all 💞 but onto the elephant in the room.... i'm still very happily in a relationship with my little babygirl. "you're losing me" is written about my former relationships (mostly platonic) with others that i finally realised were TOTALLY MESSED UP after being with someone who loves me wholeheartedly for so long xx thank you all for the people who did send kind messages my way but please stop listening to gossip sites 😭

sahraskeetz THANK YJE LORD

camillamorrone guys my tweet was bcs y/n ditched me to get food w 🤢eli🤢

yourusername i brought u back a tiramisu shut up

ynxcamistan QUEEN YOU HAD US GAGGED

gracieabrams mother!!

ynhq thank god, we didn't want to leave elijah completely alone in the divorce 💔

robertkeating ❤️❤️

phoebebridgers so in love with you

devonleecarlson stop girl i was giggling over the articles 😭

bellahadid ok stunner

[thermodynamic-comedian]

i love it when fiction podcast characters have absolutely unhinged outfits. nurse scrubs, wizard cape, pink cartoon elephant mask?? ok. was All That necessary, eli. black suit, covered in blood, no shoes or socks???....girl. what are you doing. put those grippers away kayne

[angmarenthusiast]

Tales of Arcadia incorrect quotes

the obligatory thing I do when I get a new interest

Claire, to Jim: If Toby doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check. Toby, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!

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Steve: *angrily presses Eli against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?! Eli: ... Eli: Are we about to kiss-

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Douxie: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”? Krel: Krel: …Should I not have?

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Steve: Last night, I had a dream about sandwich pizza. Douxie: What? Steve: It was pizza with bread on the top and the bottom. Douxie: So a calzone? Steve: You can’t just name things I dream up.

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Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent. Toby: I choose to waive that right! Toby: *screaming*

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Jim: Strickler! I thought you were dead! Strickler: No, just in deep cover. Jim: ...But it was an open casket. Strickler: It was very deep.

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Aja: Live, laugh, love! Varvatos: Die, cry, hate.

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Krel, as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because... Krel, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you.

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Toby: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it. Blinky: ...what happened? Toby: I made a VERY bad mistake.

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Eli: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us. Jim: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this: Jim: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."

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Eli: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes? Steve: Making four accounts. Eli, tearing up: Really...?

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Blinky: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange? Aaarrrgghh: Which came first, the orange or the orange? Claire: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago. Jim: What was the color called before then? Toby: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

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Douxie as a child: I can’t wait to grow up and have cool adventures! Douxie now: I can’t wait to go to bed.

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Claire: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase? Steve: I accidentally fell down. Zoe: ARCHIE PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay THEIR part of our rent! Krel: Steve bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money. Douxie: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Krel.