#elevator hitch blog

[stuck-with-protag]

< " i just.. i cant fucking do this right now- I'm sorry. I'll be back soon. "

< [ He opens the front door and just leaves like that. ]

[the-tired-protag]

( Intro 📁 )

(Ask box is opened!)

(Also my sib told me to draw the phone as a banana cause they said that it was funny, which it is ngl-)

[infinite-protagonist]

> [ Not even a hello. ]

> [ There was a harsh knocking on the newbie's desk before Jasper forced the doors open. ]

"It was YOU!? You little SHIT!!"

( @doppelcoworker )

"ARG- FUCK-"

>[He seemed to have almost falled off his chair, hitting his elbow on his desk.]

"Jas- oh shit. I uhh... What are you talking about?"

>[He pretended to not know what he was talking about.]

"Did I do something wrong?"

[cowrkerhitch]

/ ooc ; / I'm so lost with the Philibert Pierluigi name for Protag rn someone catch me up on this if it's canon or fanon or something 😭

[greyintrviews]

Boss, I found these rats eating a cookie in @un-favoredprotag's desk drawer. I think he's making a rat army or something, can you do something about this, without harming the rats or Protag?

> . . ❝ . . Ah yes well I'm afraid we'd have to get disposed of them. Don't want any more pests in our corporation for health reasons , now do we? ❞

[coworkers-office]

OOC/Mod: this official art of coworker.......... HIM WHEN PROTAG'S BEING TOO SEXY !!‼️

art credits to racheldrawsthis :3

[greatestcoworker]

>...

[He can be seen smoking quietly, lost in thought.]

[c0worker-bryce]

...WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

*cries really fucking loudly*

W-what- why is everyone crying!? Did I do something??

<[he starts panicking and looks around nervously]

Please stop crying!

[normalest-employeer]

YO GREY DUDE-

[He pours a bucket of rainbow paint on the poor guy.]

YOU'RE COLORFUL NOW!!/REF

>" . . . . Why?"

[wordsofthespirits]

✦Ready to start over...?✦

Welcome to the home of many others like you. You're one of the unfortunate souls with an unfortunate ending.

Lucky for you, you have a solution. Start over. It's as simple as that.

These are the inhabitants. All are free to talk, though the camera is off. Allow us to help you identify who is who.

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🩵 Angelica

🩸 Augustine

🎵 Protag.

🍷 Rody

🎀 Bok Su Go

tags and occ notes will be underneath.

tags:

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❌️ faceless viewer -> anon

❌️ data viewer -> usernames

❌️ post notes -> reblogs

❌️ notes -> answered asks

❌️ tapes -> rp

❌️ hello -> in character response

❌️ the author -> occ response

❌️ polaroids -> fanart

anon list:

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anon that decorates

dove anon

Rules to engage with the inhabitants.

a post written by Augustine.

1. Isn't it obvious? Use your common sense and just be decent. No inappropriate talk.

2. Unless you're lightly flirting, in which case, go ahead.

3. Please use English, none of that slang.

4. I'm not sure about this thing called... "anon magic", try to make sure that these things are appropriate.

5. Do not hound the Author's DMs. This blog was meant for fun.

Huh... that... wasn't there... anyways.

6. Have fun, but always remember to use common sense.

blog is run by: @officialjuhin .

[stuck-with-protag]

Hello~!

<[Nam nam nam]

- @c0worker-bryce

" ....stop biting me. "

[polaroid-angel]

>[While sipping away at a rather mediocre coffee, Coworker looks up to see... another himself? No- this guy isn't quite him, hair's too long, and the clothing he's wearing is... yeugh. Coworker stands, approaching curiously but warily]

"Uh, excuse me sir?"

>[He waves slightly to get his attention, the look on his face only worsening when he sees just how perfectly his the facial features of the other man are.]

"...Oh yikes."

>[ @classified-coworker]

Valefar was reading a book on reincarnation. His eye narrowed, his expression serious as he studied every word in the book.

"... so why...?"

Before he could ponder any further, he heard a familiar voice. His own.

He turned to the grey man, stunned by his appearance. Not that he didn't mind the monotone. Oh no, he looked...

Eugh.

"Hm? Thou look ill, and exhausted, too. Dost thou rest at all?"

[infinite-protagonist]

"You..... You!!!!!"

[Delta kicks your lower part]

"What THE ACTUALLY F@$¥ DID YOU DO TO UNCLE BRYCE?!!"

[You looked up to see a 15-year-old teenager glaring at you with rage. You noticed that they're holding a bloody knife. You know what that means. Death season is early today, Protag!]

[You tried to get up.]

"I wouldn't get up, if I were you."

[The smell of the knife made you remembered the bloodly scissors that you used to stab Bryce Stryker. The knife is in front of you.]

"Now let's have a nice.... FRIENDLY..... Conversation here, shall we?"

"Shit- ow! What the- Who the fuck are you!?"

>[That smell of blood clotted his senses. It was intoxicating, yet only brought him flickers of regret and anger. He deserved it, he knew it, but still everyone was blaming him. Protag wasn't in the wrong here. Bryce was. He knew it well even if nobody else did—and he would die on that grave if he had to.]

"Jasper already gave me a "talk", now get out my office!"

[cowrkerhitch]

>"you look 🏳️‍🌈"

'.. What does that suppose to mean, Newbie? I'm not gay. ' ( denial deniaaal DENIAL DENII- )

[greyintrviews]

❝ I love capitalism. ❞ - normal guy

[the-tired-protag]

...not to be judgemental, but why do you like rats? ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ

> "Because rats are cool! They're my little chicles!"

> [It's been a while since he had smiled like this.]