#eldin is next

[lulu2992]

What's your favorite order to kill the Heralds in and why? <3

I don’t really have a favorite order, simply because I wish I could have not killed them 😅 In my first playthrough, I did John-Faith-Jacob, and in my second, Jacob-Faith-John, but I still started with the Holland Valley. I only went to the church for my Atonement when there was nothing left to do in the county.

That said, I think that what the game wants us to do is either Jacob-John-Faith (because of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse and the Seven Seals) or John-Jacob-Faith.

Dutch says to go to Fall’s End first because it’s the heart of the Resistance, and Holland Valley is also the mildest region since you mostly deal with regular cultists, not super soldiers and mind-controlled wolves or hallucinations and Angels everywhere. I kind of regret going to the Henbane River so early in my first playthrough because this region really took a toll on me. The Whitetails Mountains felt less intense in comparison.

In a way, John is the least powerful Herald and the easiest to take down (as frustrating as that dogfight can be) and, from what I understand, anyone who joins the Project has to meet The Baptist first, so I think it makes sense for the Deputy to do the same. After Jacob’s death, Wheaty motivates the Whitetails to end Eden’s Gate, but in my opinion, his speech implies that the fight against the cult is far from over, so killing The Soldier last seems a bit weird. Then, while her brothers each take only one Deputy, Faith captures two people, one of them being the Sheriff who, when she’s been defeated, says it’s time to go after Joseph, so taking down The Siren last feels right to me.

Also, in the Holland Valley, no major Resistance member dies, but in the Whitetail Mountains, one person is killed (Eli), and in the Henbane River, the Deputy loses two allies (Virgil and Burke), so if you play the regions in this order, things get more and more violent as you progress. And if you do John-Jacob-Faith, Joseph’s eulogies also get increasingly sad: he doesn’t cry for John, cries a bit for Jacob, and cries a lot for the last family member (Faith in this case).

Anyway, I think Holland Valley-Whitetail Mountains-Henbane River is the most logical order. Then, it makes sense to me to do either John-Jacob-Faith (for gameplay reasons) or Jacob-John-Faith (because of the prophecy).

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Oh wow ok then we straight up talk to the golden goddesses themselves in this game 👀

This Zelda’s gonna have everything LOL: blood of Hylia, royal authority, blessing of the ancient goddesses, and the Triforce 😂 y’all I’ve found the most OP Zelda in the series HA, and she’s the most petite little one 😂

Side note: the deku scrubs in this game are both adorable and hilarious 🤣❤️

[orlaite]

David Lean after finding out there's this Russian book called Anna Karenina about forbidden love and war and class and where the main character kills herself by train after having an affair but that there's already a movie adaptation of it with Omar Sharif

[funsizedcrow]

eow update condé is my new best friend

[odvunir]

i’ve probably put at least 60 hours into totk so far and i just refuse to advance anything. i have spent the past 3 days collecting ingredience and cooking and making a fortune and spending it all on arrows and more cooking ingredience. and getting Pony Points. i have not been below 200 arrows yet

i go to the lake behind kakariko and catch a bunch of fish then i go cuho mountain in hebra and get a bunch of wheat satori mountain has a tonnnn of forageables and just keep traveling around shops to pick up salt and other stuff

[paper-mario-wiki]

it's hard to appreciate the frigid snowfields of the Tabantha region when you haven't had a proper night's sleep in a month. your sleep cycle tends to unravel in the Abyss. many would tell you it's because the place seems designed to kill you, flora and fauna alike. what bugs me more than that is the creeping awareness that the sun will not come out, no matter how long i wait there.

many explorers prefer not to stay more than 3 days underground, though this time i spent 30. i'm more of an adventurer than a researcher so perhaps i was better equipped to take this trek than them, though i didnt intend for it to be that way. sometimes you lose the reigns over your own journey. at times there would be opportunities to leave when i had every incentive to keep pushing forward. very rarely did those opportunities come when i needed them the most.

my last moments in the underground were spent fleeing from a something gigantic that i could not see. as soon as i could hear the sound of the freezing cold wind above only a few layers of stone and soil, i started clawing through fistfuls of dirt until i emerged to a grey, snowy sky near the top of a mountain. Mount Drena i think. i'll ask a local as soon as i get to a lodge. i'm looking forward to a proper bed of course, but more than that i'm looking forward to a warm bath. my body, as it tends to go on my expeditions, is currently sustaining itself through adrenaline. even still my muscles are aching. i still have dirt under my fingernails from all the digging too.

arriving at the stable, i'm greeted by the clerk who saw me off when i began my trek through the underground a month ago, who tells me he's relieved to see me return in one piece. the look on his face when i collapsed onto one of the spare beds after setting down my backpack told me he meant that sincerely.

taking off my chest plate and chainmail gaiters, my coat, my protective chest padding, my undergarments, underpants, shoes, socks, and finally the hair tie that kept my vision clear, felt like emerging out of a cocoon. or maybe shedding my skin like a snake. my body breathes in the fresh air as if i needed every pore to fill my lungs. dipping into the hot water made every ache and pain i'd earned during my time underground scream all at once, only to get quieter, and quieter, and quieter, until it turned into a tranquil numb tingling. clean water, piping hot, doesn't seem like a luxury until it is kept from you. the underground had lakes, but the water stank like rainwater from the bottom of a vase left outside.

maybe next in my travels i'll spend some time in Eldin. the hotsprings are the first things people i've met on the road tell me about whenever it's brought up. i let my mind sink into that idea as i crawled into the wool covers of the bed i bought for the night. even with the stable being as rural as it was, i was lucky enough to get a privacy curtain. i appreciate this, because i'd prefer not to wear anything to bed. although it's still freezing cold just outside the lodge's door, i won't deprive even an inch of myself from the fresh air tonight. the delicious, fresh air.

[polarspaz]

Eldin Ring DLC is coming out next Friday!!!

[silvrash-797]

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Chapter 1: Pinned down

In all his visions of the past and future, in all his prophetic dreams, Sky had never once imagined he’d ever see something so horrible.

He strained against the ropes and men holding him fast, shouting incoherent threats through the gag in his mouth at the Hylian monsters who dared touch his brother.

It took ten men to keep Twilight still: two men held each limb in a bruising grip, one extremely large man wrapped powerful, crushing arms around his chest, and the final man hung doggedly from his neck. Even still, Sky could see them sweat as Twilight fought to free himself.

“ENOUGH!” A male voice roared behind him; Sky shuddered as the keen edge of a dagger pressed tight against his throat. “Stop resisting, or your friend dies!”

Twilight glared, eyes as proud and fiery as Eldin Volcano. His breath came in harsh pants, blood dripping from a split lip and a laceration near his hairline. He spat at the ground, then glanced toward Sky.

Sky had no idea what expression he wore; whatever it was, it made Twilight back down, albeit begrudgingly. 

“Much better.” Now that the voice wasn’t yelling, Sky could hear an accent, cultured and refined, like some of the Chains' Zeldas had. “We can be civilized, I trust?”

“What d'you want?” Twilight snarled.

“I was told you know of a wolf, a domesticated wolf, and I want him for my collection. I’d pay you handsomely for him, of course.”

Twilight scoffed. “That wolf ain’t domesticated, and even if he were, he definitely ain’t for sale. No deal.” He sounded confident, but Sky knew him well enough to hear the fear hidden underneath.

Sky choked on a scream as the knife left his neck, only to plunge into his upper arm. The gag was suddenly too much, too tight, too close. Sky grew dizzy from the pain and from the insufficient oxygen.

“Stoppit!” Twilight cried, “Leave him alone!”

The man behind Sky tutted in disappointment. “I tried to be civilized,” he sighed, walking toward Twilight. All Sky could see of him was the fine, calf-high, deer-leather boots and a long, dark green coat made of a rich velvet. 

The noble nodded at the men holding Twilight. Two of them kicked the back of the Rancher's knees, dragging him to the floor and pinning him there. The man crouched nearby.

“Here’s how this will work,” he said, all business. “You will bring me the wolf within the next three days.”

“Or what?” Twilight bared his teeth in fury.

“Or I’ll have your friend killed.”

Armed guards rattled into the room, surrounding Sky with swords bared

Sky met and held Twilight’s eyes, doing his best to convey yes, I’ll be fine, go get the others and make a plan.

Twilight searched his face for a long moment, brows furrowed with worry, distorting the tattoo that rested there. Finally, he sighed and hung his head.

“Fine,” he said, defeated. “You win.”

The noble patted his cheek condescendingly. “Good man.” He turned back to Sky. “Take him to the cage. And somebody bind up that wound, hmm?”

Sky flinched as one of the guards removed the dagger from his arm. The last thing he heard as the guards dragged him away was the noble's falsely sweet voice.

“You have three days.”

[improbablescience]

Zelda didn’t want to give the weapons back: Chapter 10 (Complete!)

Summary: Summary: Zelda and Link leave Eldin behind, and they spend some time testing her echoes and talking.

For @zelinktines prompt, "Familiar Feeling"

You know, I don’t think you actually need me for the echoes.” Link started. “We should do some experiments, maybe try out of line of sight and different distances. But my gut says you don’t need me any more.”

“Your gut is probably still digesting that rock roast you tried, so that feeling is probably indigestion. But you’re right, experiments would be a good idea.”

[Read the rest of chapter 10][start at the beginning]

I can't believe I actually finished a fiction piece over 10,000 words. Thank you so much to everyone who's reading, and especially to those of you who've left words of encouragement as I struggled to figure out how to finish this. You all helped me so much and it was incredibly motivating to know some people were excited to see the new chapters! This month or so of posting has been so incredibly fun. If you know of another event like zelinktines I should try to do next, please let me know! (Assume I know nothing; I've only been doing this for a couple of months.) And while this is the last chapter I had originally planned, see the end note for what's next.

[ofcowardiceandkings]

What kinds of animals (if any) do Gorons keep as livestock?

[slaps the desk]

FINALLY i have results for everyone

the huuuuuuge rift of time between when i like .. got this ask and now means i at least had a good long time to think about this lmao

so, my first (silly) thought was if any enterprising and perhaps foolhardy Gorons had tried to keep Eldin Ostrich ? people keep ostriches for meat n eggs irl after all

but yknow thats probably like ... a bad idea, eldin ostriches are stinky

next thought, travelling might not have been SUPER common for people during the era after the Calamity but surely there must have been some kind of consistent demand for fireproof elixirs over the years for people to just have them on hand to purchace. PERSONALLY i feel like collecting all those wild critters would be um annoying and depending on how healthy the environment around Eldin is, maybe not an awesome idea lmfao so ??

Local Friend Keeps Smoky Butterflies In Conservatory?

Kiddo and his chill lizard population ???

there's also what i'd call the Tarrey Town factor!

Gorons are very large and strong, and friend shaped and helpful so i doubt any Hylian would pass up employing a Goron at a loose end for some farm work ! I'm sure there are gonna be some of them out there who have a passing knowledge of animal husbandry just from proximity to Hylians at least :3

this made me think a lot and also consider whether Zora might gently curate fish populations in certain areas because that feels sensible !

gerudo livestock || rito livestock canon animals || exploring animals 1 || exploring animals 2

[yourlocaltreesimp]

Valentine’s Special: Wild

Yeah!!! Two down, 16 more to go. No TW, hope yall enjoy!

۵♡۵

Wild

Valentine’s spent in or out on the town?

He’d definitely prefer staying in with you as opposed to going out. Now of course, we must take into consideration that this is the Hero of the Wilds we’re talking about and he most certainly has a list of places that are absolutely stunning for a picnic date. You won’t be ‘in’ so much as being inside, He just prefers to not make a whole big affair out of his love for you.

He’d spend days -maybe months- in advance gathering your favourite foods and meal prepping exactly for valentine’s. He’d take many trips and photos of each location of Hyrule and narrow it down to whichever one he believes you’d have the most fun and enjoy yourself.

The picnic may extend into a whole camping trip/expedition/quest/adventure but you’ll hardly notice the days bleed into one another with the endless entertainment he brings. Afterall, he did pick out a place not only for scenery, but where his beloved would enjoy the most. He’d find a place in Eldin if that’s where you’d most enjoy.

I could see him making you jewellery with stones he mined. Taking a few lessons from the jeweller in Gerudo town on the weekends is surprisingly manageable.

I don’t see him as the type to enjoy Valentine’s until he meets you. It just made him sad about his life before, what he’d lost, what he could never return to. But it’s you who teaches him that there’s more to love than idolization, that it’s something far softer and fragile that it’s no wonder people made a holiday to fawn over it.

He’s a bit emotionally dense so good luck ig!

۵♡۵

The cabin was by no means luxurious, it’s wooden beams dipping inward with the weight of itself and the cold of Hebra slipped through the cracks. The wind whistled within the cracks of the wooden walls, blending in with the ambience of the fire crackling away within its hearth. You sat on the counter as Link finished up lunch— a hearty stew to replenish your energy from hiking all the way up here with him. He beamed, handing you a bowl and sliding up onto the counter next to you, watching eagerly to see your opinions. Though to the world he held up the character of indifference for the sake of strength, for you he was worlds away from such a standard. You hummed in contentment with the warmth that came with the meal he presented to you, and his eyes lit up even more. To him, you were his heart. You were the source of all the feelings he was taught to suppress and still, you drew them out of him. He owes every daring grin and glower in anger to you. You who taught him not how to feel —such a thing is innate to most people— but how to accept what he feels. To read them.

“Hey… do you wanna go shield surfing after this?” But maybe that was just because you knew how to read him.

[cutthroatcarnival]

Revered Deity, Unknown Hero (1/10)

This is a special one! Thank you @bokettochild for allowing me to write a fic using your God of War!Warriors idea! It was super fun to write. :)

Read chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

Find it on AO3 here!

Divine and Draconic Differences

The skies were clear and the weather was pleasant as the heroes congregated outside of Wild and Flora’s Hateno home. It was peaceful, a nice and welcomed reprieve from the era before.

Wind, a still growing teenager, was overflowing with energy, tugging around an equally as eager Hyrule, to explore everything possible. He had his spyglass out, sweeping across the vast land of the Wild Era. Every so often, he’d hand his spyglass over to the traveler to allow him a go.

His telescope was focused on a chasm far out, watching the remaining wisps of gloom fade into the air. Mesmerized by the red-purple, he didn’t fully register the white-blue on the edge until it had blocked his view.

“Wild! What the fuck is that?!” Keeping his focus on the serpentine creature in the sky, he heard Wild approach his side with the familiar sound of him activating his slate’s scope mode.

“That’s Naydra, one of the dragons.”

That… didn’t look like a dragon. Dropping his spyglass from his eye, Wind fixed Wild with a stare. The scarred hero stared back.

“Don’t look at me like that. There’s three dragons, they’re all servants of the springs. Naydra happens to be the servant of the Spring of Wisdom, which is,” he grabbed Wind’s shoulder and spun him around, pointing to a mountain peak covered in snow, “right on that peak over there.” Wind moved his gaze to the mountain peak, following Wild’s finger. He could see the vague shape of pillars.

“Huh… so you have dragons too? They look different from mine.” Wind began walking back to the rest of the group, who had been listening in on the conversation, no matter how hard they tried hiding it. Wild took a few seconds to decipher the information, and ran to catch up with the sailor.

“What do you mean “you too”? I didn’t know anyone else had dragons!” Wind shrugged.

“Like I said, mine are different, like Valoo. He was a sky spirit I met during my first adventure. And the only one that didn’t try to kill me.” He plopped down next to Warriors, who offered the young hero one of the apples he had.

“Still! Does anyone else have dragons?” All hands went up except for the smithy, who looked utterly confused as he mouthed dragons over and over, eyes swirling different colors.

“In my defense, all of my dragons wanted to kill me.” Hyrule exclaimed, being seconded by Time, Twilight, Warriors, and Legend.

The five heroes delved into further conversation about their draconic enemies. Wind wiggled into the group, chattering about the gleeoks he fought. Wild chimed in about having to fight gleeoks as well, explaining about the King Gleeoks residing in hard-to-reach locations.

“The dragons I know serve Hylia.” A few grimaced at the mention of the goddess, but the dislike was outweighed by the curiosity of Sky’s dragons.

“The three of them were assigned to watch over different provinces of the Surface. They also protected the sacred flames, and held parts of the Song of the Hero.”

Wild was immediately upon Sky, spitting out questions with very little breaths between, all centered on what they looked like, if they had any powers, and anything of the sort.

“Of course they have powers, they guard and protect the Triforce. Even the gods wouldn’t be able to reach it with them guarding the key to it.

Gods and Goddesses were a touchy subject. Some were openly hostile towards them, others in the middle, and some revered them. Yet, the topic always raised an interesting thought; just how many are there?

“Do you think there’s more than just Hylia?” Came Four’s voice, eyes shining a curious violet.

“There’s the light spirits in my era,” Twilight rested his chin in his palm, “Ordona, Lanayru, Eldin, and Faron. They protect the regions they share names with.”

“Oh, and the Golden Goddesses! They’re the ones that submerged Hyrule!” Wind piped up, leaning against Warriors, who grimaced as the sailor’s sharp elbow dug into his thigh.

A soft hum emitted from Time, who had been running his fingers along his markings, a pensive look across his face. Wild bounded off of Sky, and settled next to Twilight.

“I know of one! Legends talk about a Fierce Deity… they say that if one dons his armor and mask they gain godlike power.”

Time gave a sharp inhale, and his fingers dropped from his face.

Others shook their heads, either not having any other gods, goddesses, or deities in their time, or having the same ones as someone else.

“Not anymore.”

Eight heads turned towards Sky, who had found a stick and was whittling absentmindedly, a stormy look across his face. They all shared a few glances- curiosity, and a little bit of fear.

‘Not anymore’?

“Oh! There is another- the Deity of War.” Hyrule broke the silence, fingers tying blades of grass into circles while his gaze rested on the other heroes.

“Isn’t that the same as the Fierce Deity?” Twilight cocked his head.

Legend scoffed.

“Many think that, but”, he stood up and turned so he was facing all eight heroes, “they are different. He’s the Deity of War, exactly as his name implies; a powerhouse on the battlefield, calculated and quick. The Fierce Deity doesn’t focus on war, he focuses on ferocity, on power, on courage. It’s in their names, it really is that simple.”

The veteran launched further into an explanation about the two, pointing out the similarities and differences, both surface level and deeper. Pointed ears all upright, revealing without words how invested they were in this newly learned-about deity.

Wild shot up out of his seat and ran to the house, slamming the door open, sounds of rustling and clanging could be heard, and the heroes remaining shared concerned glances. The current era’s hero came racing back out- not bothering to shut the door- with a book in his grasp.

“Legends Throughout the Ages” read the title of the book in intricate gold. The book itself seemed to be in good condition, missing the normal wear and tear they had seen on other things in the champion’s era.

“I know about him! Flora was talking about some books she had found in the castle,” he thumbed through the pages, “and she thought I would like this one… Aha!” Wild smoothed the book to lay flat on pages marked with blue fabric scraps.

On the pages were long paragraphs of stories and legends of the deity, exploring where he originated from and what eras his legends came from. Taking up a sizable portion of the right page was an image.

“Hey, he kind of looks like Warriors!”

Wind grabbed the book from Wild and pranced back over to the captain, who only raised an eyebrow at him, his now finished apple set off to the side. The sailor raised the book next to Warriors and basked in the ‘oohs’ when they realized that their youngest was right.

The picture and the captain looked nearly identical; only differentiated by the gold and blue markings on the deity’s face, blank eyes, and the color of the armor- a vibrant gold- and the tunic- a pale cream.

Snatching the book, Warriors scanned over the page, lingering on the photo a little longer.

“I don’t see it.”

That caused an uproar, as Wind and Wild both pounced on the captain, claiming that he was wrong and everyone could very well see it, while Hyrule just looked at the captain like he had grown a second head. The others groaned quietly.

There goes the relaxing day they were hoping for.

[saibasimian]

Still in the midst of refining Yusaru's concept a bit with his face, mask and how I'd imagine his weapon of choice would be as a high ranking Blademaster in the Yiga Clan, but I wanted to brush up on some more headcanon stuff too.

I'd like to consider, as far as ranks go for the Yiga, Yusaru would be on par to the likes of Sooga in terms of status. I know that Sooga's existence came prior to the release of TotK with the expanding hideouts + the Depths...

(which I have plans on making something cool to add with the designs of Yiga outfits and such)

... however his role as right hand man is to act as the next in charge in case Kohga were to wander off from the main hideout and he'd stand by. In my mind this is where I'd place Yusaru and the other high ranking members of the Yiga.

I also want to add some extra fluff to the armaments of the Yiga Clan. Since their main objective is to take revenge on the Hyrule Royal Family I like to imagine as a ploy to expose weaknesses similar to how the Blights were in BotW and as bosses in AoC, the Yiga in the regions with a residing Champion would focus on the arts used by those who live there:

-Hebra's faction using ranged weapons like bows, kunai, kukri or slingshots to attack long range. Yusaru technically breaks this method by using a Polearm but as a personal choice however he is also a weponsmith and uses stolen Sheikah tech that allows him to retract his spear after he throws it long range like it was attached to a thread no matter the distance

-Eldin's faction relies on the use of clunky weapons that would break the hard defensive stance of the Gorons and stagger them. They'd focus on sledges, mallets, clubs and claymores to do so. I'd like to think the leader of the faction would use something similar to Daruk's Boulder Breaker but would have an elemental affinity that could break and melt through sturdy fireproof armor in case their foe isn't native to the Death Mountain area

-Lanayru's faction would focus primarily on polearms with combat but I'd like to think that this faction is pretty tactical when it comes to combat, exploiting their weakness to electricity to their advantage with infused weaponry, special throwing items or, to be very creative, use a crude makeshift version of a net launcher to snag Zora who dive in the water. If the Sheikah and Zonai are capable of mimicking modern technology then I'm certain the Yiga wouldn't have problems fashioning weapons themselves or through stolen schematics from either tribe

-Though not a specific region I'd like to expand on Akkala and shed more light on the fact that they flat out ransacked Robbie's lab and claimed it their own. Though not specifically focusing on a weapon type, but I'd like to think the Yiga who decided to hide out in Akkala would be full of researchers or have the smartest members out of all the factions, using the Ancient Furnace to craft ancient weapons from the scrap Robbie would've left behind. They'd also focus on the environmental advantage of the region with it being open and on a giant slope. They'd use special shields as their main form of combat and transport with the head of the faction I think exploiting this a lot and I'd like to imagine their outfit would also double as a wingsuit to glide about in the open areas like Link using the paraglider

-Lastly I want to touch base on Faron's faction. I know I said before they'd use camouflage to their advantage and focus on Guerilla Warfare but with weaponry I thought of a clever idea when I was looking for reference material and remembered playing Assassin's Creed IV growing up and remembering the blow darts that the Assassins from Tulum used to throw Edward off (and Edward later getting the chance to use one to which I exploited to hell and back) and with that I'd like to see the Yiga of the Faron region behaving similarly and if they'd need to be up close they'd most likely use daggers or smaller sickles and then sneak back into the thicket. I know that the faction leader would most definitely have a special hidden blade as their main weapon of choice and I liked to think it would be close in design to the design from 3 that Connor uses which flips into a mini dagger

Aaaaannywaayyy.... that's all I have to share about my headcanon with my take on the Yiga Clan. Been mulling this over a hot minute in between being an adult and I'm really excited to flesh out the other leaders. I excluded the Depths for a reason since I want to cook a little more with how I'd redesign the Yiga who were left to explore the vast underground

[abbyz-elda]

A Link to the Stars Chapter 16 Sneak Peek

Now, Ganondorf expected to be spurred on to the next step to taking the crown. But Nabooru, being the ambassador to Hyrule, had other matters to attend to. So Ganondorf lounged in a chair at a huge dining table, sipping the most delicious coffee he had ever tasted, and watched her work.  After a few minutes, one of her eyebrows drew up in surprise. “Apparently the Hylian Princess and that general of yours have recently departed to Eldin to do research on that strange moon.”  Ganondorf leaned back in his chair, flashing a crooked smile to mask the jealousy that suddenly sprang up in his chest. Why did they get to go on adventures while he had to sit here and wait for Nabooru to finish her paperwork? “Just the two of them?”  She nodded, swiping through the report on her tablet with her fingers.  Ganondorf couldn’t contain his chuckle. Link and Zelda, alone, on a trip to save their planet? It was inevitable, then. Link would not be returning to Hyrule a single man. “Guess I better start working on my best man speech.”

[constellationmelody]

My thoughts during the episode: (spoilers obviously, plz excuse my grammar and spelling errors)

Deidre and Verge, They are so cute.

Way to go Bertbert! You may not be able to save earth but not allow the injustice of the TEDs has done to earth to stay in the dark. Get Fucked TED empire! lol Bertbert is a class president. Sounds about right.

Is this how the TED empire is punishing the rebelling planets in the triad? To 'canceling' their comfort show? A-holes. (Love them tho)

I can imagine tavrock riding that mungo like the outdoors viking man he is.

I'm amused that Verge is winging it with the town people's quirks, Trinkett's role of the town's healing medicine lady is not fazing them anymore.

lol Trinkett can't wait, she needs to see what's the healing properties from the space's foot. That collective 'oh shit' moment from everyone. That's humanity for ya, Let's fuck around and find out.; the old trial and error approach, good if we lived (which side effects, good or bad) or bad if we died from it. Ain't that's how we figured things out. She's a legit mystic from her new powers now. I love her. She's one of my favorite characters.

Frank, Weed is important at a time like this, especially when the world is upon us?-- A FUCKING SLIDE MACHINE

Earth is fucked, aw man. Eldin is cool for looking out for Verge... The clashing between what Deidre and Verge over what they wish for each other because they want each other to be safe and alive... I can see why verge went off to her little journey.

LOL Trinkett's hallucinating in the middle of town holding Eldin, They are forced to be included into trinkett's psychedelic journey.

"You're worse than frank!" "How dare you!"

I'm dying! Frank didn't want to reveal his new secret identity and June "I CAN HEAR THE THEME MUSIC!" "Steve, I mean this wholeheartedly: Don't be in my debt" "Frank, you're on fire"

Doug, that better not be a goodbye message.

Oh verge, My heart break for them whenever they are alone and bearing their heart out. And the earth gods heard them. ;u ; 'You ask for help for living and nor I or the universe didn't kill you. Start living, this is your home now'

TBH I'm still a bit confused on what happened, Is the entire town ... taken to the star gate? (Honestly, IDK What the means, I never watched it.)

With the weird stuff happening in town lately parallel when the diner was stuck on a planet earth- Is the sheep's eye (or the entire town) now part of a franchise? Or the Mountain just like to appear and disappear from earth from time to time every few hundreds of years?

Post credits:

LOL Frank got traumatic flashbacks when he got told someone's is unconscious at the parking lot again.

LEIF?! How did you lost your arm and foot?--Groc... Why would they want your arm and foot? Did he get hurt and some kinda kind aliens gave him limps and dropped him off there?

THAT ENDING THO! What a horrible implication to what happened to everyone! Have they lost their limps too? Will Caspar return with an eyepatch? Not a great intro to space travel and adventure for David. Groc is a-hole, they were minding their own business, zero threat to you unless that's gonna be revealed why he choose to attack them Ugh, Everyone else. Please be okay...whatever's left of you that is...I'm now scared of what's going to happen in the next and last episode of the season.

Ugh, I listen to this show on repeat and yet the turskians(sp?) ... very familiar and yet forgot who they are. Help remind me? I may need to make an excel spreadsheet on the aliens in this show to remind myself. I have terrible memory.

[christian-zelda]

The fourth Golden Goddess

Ok, so I know Nintendo has already debunked this theory, but screw that. I'm going somewhere in between level 2 and level 3 headcanon territory. Here's what I would consider evidence for this theory: so there's the fact that a fourth Triforce piece is seemingly missing(this is further backed up by Ocarina of Time's Hylian Shield.) This is what I've seen most people talk about in regards to this theory.

I however, have gathered a few more points that could be taken as evidence for this theory: there are four Light Spirts in Twilight Princess: Ordona, Faron, Eldin, and Lanayru(3 of these names references the Golden Goddesses: Farore, Din, and Nayru.) These next few points are a bit more of a stretch: there are four elements to craft the Four Sword(also, Four Sword, not Three Sword) and yet again, 3 of these reference the Golden Goddesses: Wind element = Farore, Fire element = Din, and Water element = Nayru. And finally, of the 4 colors of the Four Sword, what a suprise, 3 of them reference the Golden Goddesses!: Farore = Green, Din = Red, and Nayru = Blue.

So, using all of these points, I have created a concept for the fourth Golden Goddess, along with a rough backstory.

The forgotten goddess: her name was Ordonia, her color scheme was purple/violet, and she was associated with the Element of Earth. Her Triforce piece would be Mercy, Justice, Truth, or Hope. Her contribution to the creation of the world, was magic; she is the reason magic exists(I'm not fully sold on this idea, but it's the best I got right now.) Pre Skyward Sword, Ordonia did something that the other 3 didn't like. So as punishment, they cursed her to reincarnate as a mortal. They also shattered her Triforce piece and hid the fragments across the land; they completely erased her from history.

This is what I was talking about when I said "I'm going somewhere in between level 2 and level 3 headcanon territory."