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Is no one going to talk about this?

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I'm sure they'd still hate them if they didn't think they were white, but I'm sure it does make it easier for them to hate Jewish people,

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Why is his name Puss in Boots? It's like calling a rooster wearing socks Cock in Socks

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HAHA!! ALICIA RISES FROM THE DEEP!!

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my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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What do you think each of the chain's reactions would be if they found out they were immortal?

anon this is an awesome question oh my god

Time would probably have a whole identity crisis about it but not immediately. He’d initially be like “oh” and procrastinate the panic attack until Malon has passed and Zelda has passed and everyone he knows is gone and he hasn’t aged a day. And then he’d freak out about it and probably go back to the woods if he doesn’t become hell bent on running Lon Lon forever

I think Warriors would hate it, and I think he’d actually get really angry about it because he’d think about it like he’s staying “young” and “perfect” forever and he’ll never stop being a symbol and he’ll never be able to be free from it all because he’s going to be around FOREVER. After the initial breakdown he’d become a menace in the sense that he would get himself a spot on the council and piss everyone there off because he argues on behalf of the people and the rich politicians cant even get rid of him because he won’t fucking die. They try to kill him and it doesn’t work, they cant even out LIVE him. He’s around forever and he makes good change in the government and the people love him and the rich people fucking hate him

I think Twilight would assume its a joke and then after 30 years it’d hit him and he’d be like “oh fuck oh shit…” and then eventually become something of a myth. The guardian wolf that defends lost travelers in the woods and protects people from monsters and is never seen in the same place twice

Sky would be fucking RELIEVED. He’s never going to die?? HE’S going to stay around forever?? It’ll be horrible and miserable but the cycle WILL end with him. He’s the one with the hero’s spirit, he’s the only one who has to suffer. He’ll be there to beat down Ganon time and time again, it doesn’t have to be anyone else

Hyrule would be terrified for a similar reason. He’s going to be around forever, and a cult who wants his blood to resurrect Ganon is going to be eternally chasing him. He’ll be running the rest of his life

Legend would be so fucking exhausted. Its not that he WANTS to die but I think he’d be angry he couldn’t. He’ll never get to see his uncle in the afterlife, everyone he knows is going to leave him because he’ll outlive them, hed be so lonely

Wild would probably freeze and panic because he thought he was immortal this whole time because of Mipha’s Grace. And then he’d go back to normal and do whatever. It would hurt watching his friends age and pass on, losing Zelda would be awful for him, but hed keep traveling and helping people and not much would change with that

Four would move to a different village every few years to stay hidden and be a silent observer and defender. He keeps an eye on things from a distance and steps in when necessary. He’s not looking for recognition, he’s looking to help

Wind would travel the seas forever and explore. Immortality would be exciting to him at first but as he got older (mentally) he’d start to realize the horrible things about it. I do think he’d be the immortal like “where were you during ancient greece?” “oh i actually got stuck in a well halfway across the world and missed the ENTIRE era”

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she is a beautiful triangle

she is beautiful triangle

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Lint

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got a major pest problem this year actually

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I LOVE, I LOVEEE, MALINK, did u know that?

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There were so many missed opportunities in this game, and it makes me so mad.

This randomly came to mind but does anyone else wished that in TOTK, we could have had a quest on returning Dorian’s Wife’s journal to her family? If you don’t know, in the Kakariko Village well, you can find a journal belonging to Dorian’s Wife. Who was killed by the Yiga Clan prior to BOTW due to Dorian, a former Yiga, wanting to leave the clan to raise his family in peace.

It would have been so sweet to be able to return that to her family and to see Dorian and the girls’s faces once they realized what it was. I wish we could have done that.

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live footage of shadow getting adopted (he did not agree to this)