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christian-zelda · 4 hours ago
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a little bit of what I'm writing because I liked it
Warriors laughed and pulled Wind to the ground next to him, almost starting another wrestling match. This Wind hadn’t been through the war yet, but somehow it felt like they had already done this so many times. Time thought sadly that one day it would be Wind, wrestling with a younger version of the two of them, remembering this moment just as they remembered that one.
time travel shenanigans are so much fun to write, why don't I do this more often? There's so much potential!!
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christian-zelda · 4 hours ago
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This little one acts completely feral unless you make the "mommy greeting kittens" noise at them. When my phone isn't making them unsure they will come charging to the front of the cage for attention by the second trill.
You can see the body language change in the ears with the first and second trill real well
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christian-zelda · 4 hours ago
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Jesus, appearing to the disciples after the crucifixion: peace be - stop screaming, it's just me - peace be unto you
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christian-zelda · 4 hours ago
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I always see things about the Romans and their reactions to Christ’s death and resurrection. But what about the chief priests? The ones that condemned him to death? Did any of them see what happened and repent? Did any of them feel the earth shake and see the sun darken and realize the horrible mistake they made? Did any of them see the tomb empty and see that he truly was the son of God?
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christian-zelda · 8 hours ago
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Chapter 4 part 29! I made a font out of my handwriting for funsies, lemme know if it's hard to read at all. Also hi to the other Links, I haven't drawn them since... Last... July... Oh the passage of time 😭
First | Previous | Next | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4
Pinkie: There you guys are- What happened to Ocean?!
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Rock: Guys! T-there was a monster and he got hurt to protect me, but then this guy came and killed it and he made sure Ocean was okay and he gave me a potion and-
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Rock: -and I'm so sorry! I shouldn't have yelled and I shouldn't have run away and I just made things worse!
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christian-zelda · 8 hours ago
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Epilogue: 2!
little happy ending au idea where link gets ganondorf's triforce of power when he defeats him, so they have all 3 pieces and zelda lets link make a wish. now he has his own personal mirror to keep in touch with his long distance tall goth wife
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there are some limitations and rules to the mirror so it's not OP and doesn't diminish Midna's decision, like it only works at twilight when their worlds are closest
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christian-zelda · 8 hours ago
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LU Hollow Knight AU by @willowedspirits
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christian-zelda · 8 hours ago
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it has been years and this still remains the most meaningful advice i have ever read. every time i'm editing my own writing and getting really fed up with it, i stop bashing my face in and just think about this. "You hate the most valuable thing about your art." my writing is supposed to read like i wrote it! because i did! i should be happy to have my own voice and style! ugh thank you forever to this tweet fr
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christian-zelda · 8 hours ago
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It occurs to me that the reason our culture thinks people can’t live without sex is that our culture thinks “living without sex” means living without any physical affection at all
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christian-zelda · 8 hours ago
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Daisy is happiest when she's surrounded by a stack of books. And since she never judges a book by its cover, she's going to be reading every single one. 🌾⋆.ೃ࿔*:・
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christian-zelda · 8 hours ago
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Reunion A concept I like to revisit |instagram| |cara| |blue sky| |tiktok|
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christian-zelda · 8 hours ago
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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
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christian-zelda · 15 hours ago
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The Downfall Timeline makes sense to me, because Link's hat/tunic, and Zelda's outfit match the style of other DT games, but I'm curious to see if anyone knows of anything that could indicate a "canon" placement. So I would appreciate it if you would give an explanation for your answer.
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christian-zelda · 16 hours ago
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christian-zelda · 17 hours ago
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"I don't understand why you're taking the fact that I directly insulted you so personally" is really an emotion that knows no political, racial or gender boundaries.
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christian-zelda · 17 hours ago
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Valid reaction
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