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christian-zelda · 7 hours ago
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but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out
“what the fuck is this”
“i have anemia”
“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”
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christian-zelda · 7 hours ago
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^^^Oh shoot, now that I noticed you say that, I realized that is in fact a hamburger bun, not just a generic roll.
it's delicious...
they're used for chips, fries, sandwiches, and crisps...
but everyone, i swear, has a different name...
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this is the greatest bread debate of all time...
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christian-zelda · 7 hours ago
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christian-zelda · 7 hours ago
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That's so cute.
I must introduce you all to one of my favorite videos on the internet ever:
It's just the CUTEST thing ever!!!
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christian-zelda · 7 hours ago
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Ireland officially writing to the ICJ to ask them to change the definition of genocide is so insane to me. Like the wording of their letter is below:
“By legally intervening in South Africa’s case Ireland will be asking the ICJ to broaden its interpretation of what constitutes the commission of genocide by a State,”
“We are concerned that a very narrow interpretation of what constitutes genocide leads to a culture of impunity in which the protection of civilians is minimised."
You can't just redefine a word because you don't like that it's untrue???? That's literally the propaganda authoritarian playbook? Genocide has a tight and specific definition for incredibly important reasons. Not liking it and being upset that you can't Jew bash like you want to isn't a good reason to change it.
Making the deaths of civilians in a war a "genocide" water downs the term and also basically makes war completely illegal in any circumstance. If someone attacks you, you fight back. That's literally just how the world works and if this goes through, it will simply destroy anyone's ability to defend themselves?
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christian-zelda · 7 hours ago
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'THE GROOMING FLAG'
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christian-zelda · 7 hours ago
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just looked over to find my cat had somehow crawled into the sleeve of my jacket ???? fucking wheezing. the baleful worm
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christian-zelda · 7 hours ago
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christian-zelda · 7 hours ago
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@kimbearablykute this is why the word martyr comes from the Greek word for witness! When Christians die for Christ they are giving the ultimate witness for God and His glory. Martyrdom is the ultimate act of faith
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christian-zelda · 7 hours ago
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christian-zelda · 7 hours ago
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screaming, crying, throwing up, as I force myself to write a story i'm very passionate about and love writing and have no obligation to write except that i want to
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christian-zelda · 7 hours ago
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christian-zelda · 7 hours ago
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I’m sad cuz traditional art does not come easy to me anymore. I used to do really good traditional art but for some reason I just can’t do it. So I decided to try to doodle some stuff in my sketchbook! Leon and my FSA au in general have been on my mind lately so it’s all that except for the stupid drawing at the beginning haha. After love at twilight, I do want to focus on this au and make it into a fic cuz I have to swallow my pride and admit that I can’t work on several big projects at the same time (rip kotg and TCOD)
But ye! This was fun!!! Hopefully I can get back into doing good traditional art again! (Also thanks Leo for the inspiration UwU your traditional art is incredible)
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christian-zelda · 7 hours ago
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The plot keeps thickening.
ACCOUNTABILITY FOR THE CRIMES COMMITTED
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WE NEEDJUSTICE!!!
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christian-zelda · 7 hours ago
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John cena and the rock are identical to me I cannot tell them apart
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christian-zelda · 7 hours ago
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to all the antisemites this hanukkah season acting like the world's greatest jewish allies: you might hear the phrase "a great miracle happened there" bandied around. in fact, the acronym for that phrase in hebrew is on every dreidel! yep every dreidel! where is the "there" being talked about?? don't worry about it :))) and in what country do the dreidels instead have the acronym for "a great miracle happened here" instead? don't worry about it :)))) and don't worry about the actual story of the holiday either or what it means :)))))) it's definitely not about the jews fighting off their oppressors in order to take back control of their homeland or anything :))))) nothing to do with jewish self-determination here no sirree :))) this is definitely a very easy holiday to enjoy if you hate israel with every bone in your body and hope it and everyone inside it dies horribly :))))) hanukkah definitely isn't inextricably linked to israel and the jewish connection with the land of israel as our homeland :)))
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christian-zelda · 7 hours ago
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THANK YOU MR PRESIDENT, THE LOVE IN YOUR HEART THAT IS UNDESTRUCTIBLE.
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