#el capitano

[swanseamechanic1962]

swansea how would you rate the dental hygiene of your crew mates. 1 being best 5 being worst

Captain Curly = 1. Don’t know how he manages it. The slop the company gives us is at least 70% more cement mix than toothpaste and yet somehow he’s managed to keep those pearly whites totally unblemished his entire career. They’ve actually blinded some of us on prior occasion.

Daisuke = 3.

Gotta admit, whatever rich-people babysitters this kid’s parents hooked him up with, they at least knew how to keep his health in check. Although for whatever reason, his breath ALWAYS smells like some kind of energy drink even after he’s brushed. Think it qualifies as a medical concern, but nobody ever seems to acknowledge it.

Nurse Anya = 3.

Not much to say. She takes care of herself about as well as a woman can on this scrap heap of a ship.

Jimmy = 4.

At least he brushes at all. Doesn’t help much for his general stink, though.

[justlookatthosesausages]

Early theory time: Natlan actually doesn't enjoy being the Nation of War. Dragons and humans coexist now and they want peace. El Capitano is in Natlan because the Pyro Archon promised him the Gnosis if he manages to end the war.

[nocontextmessi]

[swanseamechanic1962]

God forbid an old man has a hobby, eh?

"Just saw Swansea twerking before his therapy session...I...I literally have no words. I think to speak to someone about this...I have never seen a old man twerk..."

[valvilot]

[mathyna]

"Even with the curse of imortality, the flesh still rots."

Il Capitano

also had to make him a little handsome for the Capitano riders or whatever LMAO

Id make him older and more, eh decomposed :D Buuut i wanted to draw him like that now so meh. Also a different rendering than usual, wanted to try something

[blutstein-art]

— Don’t look at me.

[swanseamechanic1962]

I’M FINE, Captain, cool yer beans. Just a uh, little overwhelmed by a message that got sent in to me. I don’t recommend reading it through yourself. Think it short-circuited a synapse in my brain.

Swansea just fucking died

WHAT. Shit, shit, shit. PLEASE tell me you're joking.

[whitehartlane]

2015 / 2024 🤍

[swanseamechanic1962]

god forbid gays do anything

One fucking hour, asshole.

I could only sit through watching them discover new methods of tying knots in each other's tongues for so long.

[polinawrites]

Oscar 2024 films you haven't heard about

[moomin279]

Virgil leading armies to PGMOL head office rn

This is so precious 🥹

[luxthestrange]

G.I Incorrect Quotes#123 Oh la novela-

Lumine spills out "El chisme" to Kinichi and Mualani while Paimon & Kachina play with the Baby Saurians

Lumine: I go"You dated the brutal Harbinger CAPITANO?"And THEY go-

Quetzal!Y/n"he wasn't the brutal harbinger capitano- when I was dating him!?-"

Kinichi & Mualani*Spanish soap opera gasp*nooooooooo-

Capitano finding spotting you next to Mavuika and instantly inner panics

Capitano: "Ay carajos!", it's my ex...

Fatui: You and Pyro archon? Gross.

Capitano: Do I look mad?

Fatui*Looks confused but then looks at you who is looking directly at his superior*...!?!?

You wink at Capitano who flusteredly avoids contact and rubs his neck

Part 2 of:

"Gossip", "Ah dammit!"

[alastxrs]

Greetings, it's the person who asked who you would write to again!! Now that I have your confirmation, could I request a male reader when they are childhood friends with Dottore or Capitano (you can pick one of these two since I’m pretty indecisive lol) where reader is a sunshine sweetheart and the other is grumpy, quiet type, as they found reader annoying at first but still stick around since reader is their only friend, later they became boyfriends!! But then, reader gets into an accident that traumatizes them so the positive aura is no longer as their grumpy partner finally gets to see them again after many years apart and tries their best to get reader healed from their wounds again :]

I tried to be as descriptive as possible, and I hope you have a fantastic day!!

𝐌𝐲 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞.

El Capitano hasn't seen great sunshine in someone for so long.

The only person he saw as the Sun was Y/N, his lover and childhood best friend who had stayed by his side for so long.

"Why are you still following me?!" Capitano frowned while looking at the smaller boy who just smiled at him.

The boy shrugged, "You seem lonely, I want to be friends with you!" he responded before he held his hand out. "My name is Y/N and I'm gonna be the one to stay by your side."

This kid was annoying but he would just suffer through it. Besides, having someone around was nice.

Capitano and Y/N were inseparable as children after that, their bond forged through endless adventures and mischief. From the moment they met, they knew they were kindred spirits, destined to be the best of friends which had slowly turned into lovers.

As youngsters, they spent their days exploring the winding streets and hidden alleyways of their hometown, their imaginations running wild as they embarked on countless adventures. Whether they were pretending to be pirates searching for buried treasure or daring knights rescuing damsels in distress, Capitano and Y/N were always at the center of the action.

Their friendship was built on a foundation of trust and loyalty, each one willing to go to great lengths to protect the other. They stood by each other through thick and thin, facing whatever challenges came their way with courage and determination.

But it wasn't just their adventures that brought them together; it was also their shared love of laughter and fun. Y/n was known for his infectious grin and mischievous twinkle in his eye, while Capitano had a knack for finding humor in even the most mundane situations.

Together, they were unstoppable, their laughter ringing out like music wherever they went.

The only person who can ever make him laugh.

As they grew older, their bond only grew stronger, transcending time and distance. No matter where life took them, they would always be the best of friends, forever united by the memories of their childhood adventures and the unbreakable bond they shared.

Y/N was his sunshine.

Capitano and Y/N stood under the shade of their favorite tree, the branches swaying gently in the warm breeze as they looked out over the rolling hills beyond. They had been friends for as long as they could remember and lovers for a year now, their bond stronger than anything they had ever known.

As they watched the clouds drift lazily across the sky, Y/N turned to Capitano with a soft smile. "Do you remember when we first met?" the (h/c) haired male asked, his voice filled with nostalgia.

Capitano chuckled, a fond look in his eyes. "How could I forget? You were the one who dared me to climb to the top of that tree," he replied, gesturing to the towering oak behind them. "And when I fell, you were the one who bandaged up my scraped knee."

Y/N smiled at the memory, reaching out to gently squeeze Capitano's hand. "We've been through so much together," he said, his voice tinged with emotion. "And no matter what happens, I want us to always stay together."

Capitano nodded, his own eyes shimmering with unshed tears. "I promise," he said, his voice soft but firm. "No matter where life takes us, we'll always find our way back to each other. We're a team, you and me, forever and always."

With that, they sealed their promise with a solemn handshake and a kiss, their hearts filled with the certainty that their relationship would withstand the test of time. And as they stood side by side, watching the sun dip below the horizon, they knew that no matter what challenges lay ahead, they would face them together, as they had always done.

Yet, of course, the times changed.

The sunshine in someone can get destroyed when life decides that those with sun in them need to get destroyed.

Capitano wished he had been there to save his lover; the only person who supported him for becoming a fatui.

Except he couldn't even save him.

"Y/N? Y/N!" He rushed over to his fallen lover and he quickly took his mask off before he kneeled in front of his partner. Who had beaten his lover? There was not anyone around who would dare touch him knowing who the fatui member was.

His (E/C) colored eyes opened to stare at the bigger male, his lover usually smiled whenever he came home.

Now only stood a painful sad look on the smaller male's face.

Y/N leaned into his lover as he sighed, "I'm sorry I wasn't strong enough...I promise I'll get stronger." he spoke softly.

That had been the last time he saw his partner and of course the grumpy man missed his sunshine lover with all of his heart, he just needed to give space and he knew Y/N would come back to him.

The (h/c) haired man would come back stronger.

He did leave his smaller lover with a few things while he would be gone and he would stay in the frozen wasteland.

Capitano closed his eyes as he took a sip of his coffee slowly starting to doze off. He could only let his guard down when he felt safe or was with his partner, those days were rare.

It was boring without his sunshine.

They wrote to each other everyday but it wasn't the same as when they were together, he hoped the other person came back soon.

And just as he started thinking about Y/N, hands were on his shoulders gently rubbing them.

Of course, he thought it was his imagination because some days he dreamed of his partner next to him but the other usually never spoke.

"Missed me that badly enough that you still think I'm not here?"

That made his eyes widen and he quickly turned around to see the smaller male who smiled a bit at him. His heart was racing as he reached and gently caressed the other's cheek.

Y/N leaned into the giant hand as he moved one hand on top of his. "Yes, I'm actually here." he hummed as he looked at him. "I won't leave you that long again I promise."

Capitano still couldn't find his voice as he was lost in thought for a second.

Yet, of course, his lover was patient with him.

Finally, he leaned forward to kiss the other man on the lips and pulled the shorter man closer to him to keep him close. Y/N kissed back and wrapped his around the bigger man's neck as they pressed against each other.

It lead to them going to the bedroom and for them to throw clothes off of them.

Years without intimacy was fine for the two yet they just craved feeling each other's skin against each others.

They didn't care about having sex and that was not something they were going to jump straight into. They just wanted to feel the scars that were placed on each other's body, show each other bodies gentle touching and care.

Nobody was to disturb them.

They wanted time alone and that was fine.

Capitano would take care of Y/N for as long as possible.

For he had his Sunshine back.

[thisgameissonintendo]

el capitano

[swanseamechanic1962]

[Swansea bops him lightly on the head with the handle of the power tool in his hand.]

Like hell you’re going anywhere near the plumbing in that state. Rehydrate some water and sleep it off, you’ll be fine. Take a break from those damn video games too, while you’re at it. I’ll take care of it.

ANYA SAID SHE'S GONNA PUT ME IN THE VENT AGAIN :(

- @thecoolestintern

That doesn't sound safe...Daisuke, where's Swansea right now? He's the one you report to directly, so as long as he refuses, Anya can't give you extra duties in the vents or otherwise.