#eion colfer

[nerdynanny]

Are there any headcanons for any muses that you wanted to share but haven't found the time to? I want to hear them all

Artemis tends to be more attracted to a person rather than a gender. He does enjoy masculinity [Daddy Issues?] and tends to prefer the company of those who make up for what he lacks [physical strength].

In adulthood he maintains that preference. My adult!Artemis is a bit canon divergent from Colfer's work [though going to Mars is pretty cool, and I DO have crossover ideas for that canon-- can you say Artemis and Butler in Doom?]. He's an art thief still, but works to recover artifacts and artworks of significant cultural value to The People. He's basically a criminal antihero, with a solid heart.

He has a patch of roses in his garden at home, he seems intent on tending to them. He remembers dying-- he remembers coming back. He remembers having to relearn everything, who he was-- wondering if he really was Artemis Fowl or if he was just some sort of Star Trek transporter clone.

Identity crisis would be fun with Artemis-- which leads to Orion's return. Orion is far different from Artemis, and in my main AU [which I've written for the past twenty some odd years ohhh boy] and is a counterpoint to Artemis. He uses Artemis' agility to his advantage and seems more coordinated than his brainier counterpart.

Orion can also use magic. He's less split persona and more magical entity. The embodiment of every repressed emotion that made up Artemis, and simply the result of Artemis tampering with magic that didn't belong to him.

When Orion is in control, Artemis' blue eyes turn more green. Orion's magic is plant based and primarily deals with roses. He can form daggers of thorns in a pinch and is far more Tuxedo Mask energy than anything.

[irunaki]

EION COLFER REPOSTED MY ART AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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[lexiklecksi]

Happy STS! What is your favourite genre to read? Is it the same as your favourite genre to write? What subgenres within that genre are your favourite to read? Are they the same ones you like to write?

Thanks for asking! My favourite genre to read is fantasy and I'm writing a fantasy novel. I firmly belive to write what you read. :,-) I'm writing a fantasy novel about a dragon girl with many queer characters and mythical associations, roughly set during industrialization. So I take a lot of inspiration from the fantasy books I'm reading while creating my own fantasy world.

My favourite fantasy sub-genres are:

high fantasy

young adult fantasy

historical fantasy

queer fantasy

dragon fantasy

magical realism

mythical fantasy

political fantasy

portal fantasy

romantic fantasy

comedic fantasy

coming-of-age fantasy

futuristic fantasy

Here's a source explaining all fantasy sub-genres with a book recommendation

Some of my favourite fantasy books/ book series:

Strange the Dreamer/ Muse of Nightmares by Laini Taylor

The Witcher saga by Andrzej Sapkowski

The Mirror Visitor by Christelle Dabos

The Gemstone trilogy by Kerstin Gier

Lady Trent's Memoirs by Marie Brennan

The Kingdom of Back by Marie Lu

The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman

Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo

Artemis Fowl by Eion Colfer

Magic Girls by Marliese Arold

The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien

Miss Peregrins Peculiar Children by Ransome Riggs

Wayward Children by Seanan McGuire

Rumo & His Miraculous Adventures by Walter Moers

[blessed-are-the-stupid]

Revisiting Artemis Fowl as an adult is wild. There’s some stuff about bureaucracy and politics that I understood as a preteen but now I really *get it*. I also forgot how funny it is.

But the coolest thing is re-visiting the character of Orion. I know Eion Colfer wasn’t thinking about DID at the time but surely he was incorporating some multiple personality disorder. It’s so interesting to put the narrative in the framework of what we know now about how this disorder works. It’s honestly representation for me. And it’s fascinating that I loved it when I was younger

[julianova44]

Text reads: Kinda reminds me of the eion colfer ya novel "the supernaturalist" but that has the demon creatures / 'parasites' acting more like animals than humans

Holy moly i had this book locked I’m the recesses of my mind and could never find it but remembered it so vividly and now i learn that it’s Eoin Colfer, author of my elementary school an middle school fixation Artemis Fowl? Wonderful!

Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

[abookishidentity]

Books read in February.

-The Genius Plague by David Walton started January 28, 2024 and finished February 2, 2024 - Rated 3/5 stars. Main character was annoying. Cool concepts though.

-High fire by Eion Colfer started February 2, 2024 and finished February 7, 2024 - Rated 5/5 stars. Highly entertaining. A dragon in modern day Louisiana was highly enjoyable

-All Our Wrong Todays by Elan Mastai started February 8, 2024 and finished February 12, 2024- Rated 2/5 stars. Cool ass concepts. The main character was annoying. He got worse over time. Pretentious as fuck book.

-The Necropolis Empire by Tim Pratt started February 12, 2024 and finished February 15, 2024- Rated 4/5 stars. Sequel. Enjoyable.

-Spider’s Bite by Jennifer Estep started February 16, 2024 and finished February 19, 2024 - Rated 4/5 stars. Good urban fantasy. Wished the main character wasn't horny for the cop. At least she initiated everything.

-The City We Became by N.K Jamison started February 19, 2024 and finished February 23, 2024 - Rated 4/5 stars. Very interesting concept and messages. Don't live in NY so I feel like I can't appreciate it as much.

-Rosemary and Rue by Seanan McGuire started February 23, 2024 and finished February 26, 2024 - Rated 4/5 stars. The type of urban fantasy I should read more often. I kind of wished the rest of the series was at my local library. Wished she didn't sleep with the dude who caused everything.

-The Power by Naomi Alderman started February 27, 2024 and finished February 29, 2024 - Rated 4/5 stars. Cool concept. Enjoyable to read for the most part. It just sort of ends. Everything is flipped so that's interesting.

[victoriagleasuredesigns]

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[mortemtheraven]

Artemis Fowl x Reader

References: Artemis Fowl Series by Eion Colfer

Tw: Angst

Artemis Fowl is a stoic, highly intelligent, criminal mastermind who's only a teenager. But you, (Y/n) (L/n) managed to break through his icy barrier and found his weak spot which made him vulnerable to you. Artemis Fowl may control or dare I say—manipulate everything around him, but you have that genius wrapped around your little finger.

"Please, Arty? Can we just cuddle for today?" You pouted, wrapping your arms from behind him as he sits on his study table while typing quickly on his computer.

"No, (Y/n). And don't call me Arty." He's relentless.

"Art," he tensed at your special nickname for him. He remembered the day you gave that to him; Art, short for Artemis. Because everything is art and so are you. "Please?"

Artemis composed himself. "No." He felt your arms unwrapping themselves from his shoulders and strangely felt anxious.

"Fine," Artemis flinched at the coldness of your voice. It's so not like you.

He heard his bedroom door closed, leaving the room silent. Artemis sighed and stood up, turning off his computer. Why does he feel guilty? Somehow, he's convinced you've done something supernatural to make him feel this way around you. But he knows it's just you, the whole you that gives him a hard impact.

Artemis left his room and walked downstairs, finding you sitting in their massive living room. You're facing the fireplace, huddled by yourself on their leather couch. Wrapped around you is a blanket where Artemis should be, his arms making you warm instead of an old fabric.

"(Y/n)," Artemis called, and he heard you sniff as your body tensed. Oh shoot, we're you crying? His heart clenched at the thought. "Love, what's wrong?"

"Nothing, go back to whatever you were doing. I'm fine." he heard your voice break at the last word and winced. He really did screw up.

"Not until you tell me what's wrong." Artemis insisted as he sat beside you and pulled you against him.

"Not that you care anyway." You wiped your tears hastily.

"Please, enlighten me." he said and you sighed.

"It's just—these past few months, you barely acknowledge my presence. I did everything to save this relationship, because I could feel us drifting away from each other. You've been very secretive, always busy on things that you don't wanna share with me—it's like all those memories of us together...gone. Like you never even cared, as if I was never in your list of importance. Am I?" You cried, facing Artemis with glistening tears in your eyes. Your confession made Artemis feel horrible. He never actually thought that he'd make you feel this way. His precious (Y/n), not important? He can't even imagine what he would do if you were gone. All hell would break loose.

"No, no. Of course not. You're the most important part of me, (Y/n). You're my life, you know how to put up with me despite knowing my true colors. Please don't feel that way, love." Artemis said and hugged you closer, wrapping his arms tightly as if he couldn't lose you, because he couldn't.

"I apologize if I hurt you, it was unintentional. There's just some things that I couldn't share with you for your own safety, please understand." Artemis couldn't just involve you in his war against the People. They already threatened to take you away from him once.

"I'm sorry for being melodramatic." You mumbled against his chest as he pressed a kiss on the top of your head.

"Don't be, love. I'm the one who should be apologizing here. Our relationship isn't supposed to be something that has to end. I'm not gonna lose you, you're practically irreplaceable. Tell you what, how about I set aside my errands and spend the rest of the day with you?" he suggested. You looked up at him with a bright smile that immediately made his day.

"You'd do that?" Artemis kissed your forehead once more.

"Yes, and tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that..." Artemis whispered, kissing down your cheeks until he reached your pump lips. Oh how he missed the feeling of your sweet lips against his. He just realized how long he's been missing out and he swore to himself that it would never happen again.

[corvidcrafts273]

theres also a radio show

Hold on,eion colfer wrote a sequel set in this world?

SOLD

Hey! Are you stepping away from neil gaiman's work because of recent events? You may be interested in...

The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy!

It has:

British humour

Spaceships

A guy with 2 heads and 3 arms

Gay ship that should be more popular that reminds me of ineffable husbands

Multiple adaptations (some better than others)

A depressed robot

A repressed bisexual Brit

6 WHOLE BOOKS

A number that you will see and comment on everywhere after you read it

Anyway, go read it. It needs more fans

[cassiopeiachase]

Eion Colfer manages to illustrate eating, digesting and then shitting dirt as a form of tunneling in the most tasteful, natural way I can imagine. Props man.

[aelithart]

Friendly reminder to be careful when binding while swimming and running away from trolls, and to not bind more than 8 hours a day lest you need fairy assistance when you run out of oxygen due to restricting your rib cage and bleeding profusely from your ankle thanks to a troll tusk.  If you have trouble breathing don’t worry, your fairy elf friend won’t care, because you obviously have more pressing issues.

Such as Breathing.

And running away from a crazed Troll and a mad Pixie out to murder you.

Thanks for coming to my Artemis Fowl Headcanons I’ll be here all week. Please don’t mind my dumb doodles I am a simple man making simple content.

[chrissignore]

For anyone left disappointed by the Artemis Fowl Disney movie that came out recently, I think these might help to soften the blow...

Was listening to a “rare” audiobook of Eion Colfer reading the first Artemis Fowl book in the series, and I decided to draw along to it. From top to bottom / left to right are my takes on:

Holly Short

Fowl Manor

Butler

Foaly

A Troll

Mulch Diggums

Whaddaya think??

[worth-this-and-more]

awwiee thanks for the tag!!!!

ooohh this is an interesting and terribly terribly hard to choose trend i had to include notable mentions yall choosing this was so fucking hardddddd

here are my fav characters;

Briana Matthews (The Legendborn Cycle by Tracy Ddeonn)

Kenji Kishimoto (Shatter Me series by Tahereh Maafi)

Jude Duarte (The Folk of the Air series by Holly Black)

Holly Short (Artemis Fowl series by Eion Colfer)

Eponine Tthénardier (The Court of Miracles by Kester Grant)

Lucy Pevensie (The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis)

Ella Neves (Girls at the Edge of the World by Laura Brooke Lobson)

Jacob Portman (Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs)

Morpheus (Splintered series by A.G. Howard)

Inej Ghafa (Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo)

notable mentions: Selwyn Kane, Juliette Ferrars, Cardan Greenbriar, Artemis Fowl, Edmund Pevensie, Natasha Koskinen, Noor Pradesh, Alyssa Gardener, Jebediah Holt, Kaz Brekker (i'm sorry my loves i love yall too but it was only for 10 characters TT)

tags: @massiveladycat @gewoonaardig2 @napoftustar @ficnoire2 @isthataraccoon @paigeagainstdamachine @eglerieth @infamouslyclumsy @spacebuns24 @daydreambabe00 @technicallyeldritch @bloodmaarked

List 10 your favorite characters from 10 different fandoms, then tag 10 people.

Thanks for tagging me @frogsmulder ❤

1 Spock (star trek tos)

2 Siegfried (all Creatures great and small)

3 Haymitch (The Hunger games)

4 Fox Mulder (The x files)

4 Miss Baxter/the dowager (Downton Abbey)

5 Peggy (The gilded age)

6 Beverly Crusher (star trek tng)

7 Nurse Crane (Call the midwife)

8 Kathryn Janeway (Star trek Voyager)

9 Ross (Poldark)

10 Mr Darcy (pride and prejudice)

@marshmelonlover @acuriousmindsblog @lodessa @bizships @shatnerihardlyknowher @overseer-picard @magdalenejaneway @innereverblaze this is very optional, if you're tagged and don't feel like it, no one is obligated to do anything okay?💞

[purplelamaart]

Ok! What's everyones favourite artemis fowl book?

[of-sunshine-and-sea]

[coffieeboi]

I’m fuming.

My heart is shattered.

I’m absolutely disgusted.

I’m crying.

This is truly this worst year.