#Eion Colfer

[middlegradeeveryday]

Juniper’s Christmas by Eoin Colfer

Summary: Eleven-year-old Juniper Lane is thrown into a Christmas adventure like no other when she seeks the help of a mysterious woodsman living in her local park, who she suspects is Santa himself, and accidentally gets exposed to North Pole magic. Join a boisterous cast of characters―including a neighbor who always believed in Santa, a young reindeer in training, and a cutthroat crime boss out to steal Santa’s magic―on an unpredictable journey bursting with Eoin Colfer’s signature exuberance and merriment. Complete with cheerful, festive illustrations, this is a beautifully packaged tale of wonder, sure to delight readers and inspire the Christmas spirit in the whole family.

Genre: Fantasy

Book Type: Novel

[nerditudes]

Are there any headcanons for any muses that you wanted to share but haven't found the time to? I want to hear them all

Artemis tends to be more attracted to a person rather than a gender. He does enjoy masculinity [Daddy Issues?] and tends to prefer the company of those who make up for what he lacks [physical strength].

In adulthood he maintains that preference. My adult!Artemis is a bit canon divergent from Colfer's work [though going to Mars is pretty cool, and I DO have crossover ideas for that canon-- can you say Artemis and Butler in Doom?]. He's an art thief still, but works to recover artifacts and artworks of significant cultural value to The People. He's basically a criminal antihero, with a solid heart.

He has a patch of roses in his garden at home, he seems intent on tending to them. He remembers dying-- he remembers coming back. He remembers having to relearn everything, who he was-- wondering if he really was Artemis Fowl or if he was just some sort of Star Trek transporter clone.

Identity crisis would be fun with Artemis-- which leads to Orion's return. Orion is far different from Artemis, and in my main AU [which I've written for the past twenty some odd years ohhh boy] and is a counterpoint to Artemis. He uses Artemis' agility to his advantage and seems more coordinated than his brainier counterpart.

Orion can also use magic. He's less split persona and more magical entity. The embodiment of every repressed emotion that made up Artemis, and simply the result of Artemis tampering with magic that didn't belong to him.

When Orion is in control, Artemis' blue eyes turn more green. Orion's magic is plant based and primarily deals with roses. He can form daggers of thorns in a pinch and is far more Tuxedo Mask energy than anything.

[irunaki]

EION COLFER REPOSTED MY ART AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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[lexiklecksi]

Happy STS! What is your favourite genre to read? Is it the same as your favourite genre to write? What subgenres within that genre are your favourite to read? Are they the same ones you like to write?

Thanks for asking! My favourite genre to read is fantasy and I'm writing a fantasy novel. I firmly belive to write what you read. :,-) I'm writing a fantasy novel about a dragon girl with many queer characters and mythical associations, roughly set during industrialization. So I take a lot of inspiration from the fantasy books I'm reading while creating my own fantasy world.

My favourite fantasy sub-genres are:

high fantasy

young adult fantasy

historical fantasy

queer fantasy

dragon fantasy

magical realism

mythical fantasy

political fantasy

portal fantasy

romantic fantasy

comedic fantasy

coming-of-age fantasy

futuristic fantasy

Here's a source explaining all fantasy sub-genres with a book recommendation

Some of my favourite fantasy books/ book series:

Strange the Dreamer/ Muse of Nightmares by Laini Taylor

The Witcher saga by Andrzej Sapkowski

The Mirror Visitor by Christelle Dabos

The Gemstone trilogy by Kerstin Gier

Lady Trent's Memoirs by Marie Brennan

The Kingdom of Back by Marie Lu

The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman

Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo

Artemis Fowl by Eion Colfer

Magic Girls by Marliese Arold

The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien

Miss Peregrins Peculiar Children by Ransome Riggs

Wayward Children by Seanan McGuire

Rumo & His Miraculous Adventures by Walter Moers

[julianova44]

Text reads: Kinda reminds me of the eion colfer ya novel "the supernaturalist" but that has the demon creatures / 'parasites' acting more like animals than humans

Holy moly i had this book locked I’m the recesses of my mind and could never find it but remembered it so vividly and now i learn that it’s Eoin Colfer, author of my elementary school an middle school fixation Artemis Fowl? Wonderful!

Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

[abookishidentity]

Books read in 2024

-Four Roads Cross by Max Gladstone started December 30, 2023 and finished January 5, 2024

-The Narrow Road Between Desires by Patrick Rothfuss started and finished January 6, 2024

-This is How You Lose the Time War by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone started January 6, 2024 and finished January 8, 2024

-Lost in Time by A.G Riddle started January 8, 2024 and finished January 11, 2024

-White Trash Warlock by David R. Slayton started January 12, 2024 and finished January  13, 2024

-Caligo’s Fall by Jess L. M. Anderson started January 13, 2024 and finished January 19, 2024

-The Black God’s Drums by P. Djeli Clark starred and finished on January 20, 2024

-Ruin of Angels by Max Gladstone started January 21, 2024 and finished January 26, 2024

-The Genius Plague by David Walton started January 28, 2024 and finished February 2, 2024

-High fire by Eion Colfer started February 2, 2024 and finished February 7, 2024

-All Our Wrong Todays by Elan Mastai started February 8, 2024 and finished February 12, 2024

-The Necropolis Empire by Tim Pratt started February 12, 2024 and finished February 15, 2024

-Spider’s Bite by Jennifer Estep started February 16, 2024 and finished February 19, 2024

-The City We Became by N.K Jamison started February 19, 2024 and finished February 23, 2024

-Rosemary and Rue by Seanan McGuire started February 23, 2024 and finished February 26, 2024

-The Power by Naomi Alderman started February 27, 2024 and finished February 29, 2024

-Cat Out of Hell by Lynne Truss started and finished on March 1, 2024

-Killers of a Certain Age by Deanna Raybourn started March 3, 2024 and finished March 7, 2024

-Bloodchild by Octavia Butler started March 8, 2024 and finished March 9, 2024

-The Cartographers by Peng Shepherd started March 9, 2024 and finished March 14, 2024

-Africa Risen by many authors started March 15, 2024 and finished March 20, 2024

-The Book of M by Peng Shepherd started March 20, 2024 and finished March 27, 2024

-Brown Girl in the Ring by Nalo Hopkinson started March 28, 2024 and finished March 29, 2024

-A Quantum Love Story by Mike Chen started March 29, 2024 and finished April 2, 2024

-Light Years from Home by Mike Chen started April 2, 2024 and finished April 5, 2024

-The Afterlives by Thomas Peirce started April 5, 2024 and finished April 8, 2024

-The Echo Wife by Sarah Gailey started April 9, 2024 and finished April 10, 2024

-The Mimicking of Known Successes started April 11, 2024 and finished April 12, 2024

-The Imposition of Unnecessary Obstacles started started April 12, 2024 and finished April 15, 2024

-The Devil You Know by Mike Carey started April 15, 2024 and finished April 19, 2024

-The Veiled Masters by Tim Pratt started April 19, 2024 and finished April 22, 2024

-Vicious Circle by Mike Carey started April 22, 2024 and finished April 28, 2024

-Dead Men’s Boots by Mike Carey started May 4, 2024 and finished May 8, 2024

-Vampire Weekend by Mike Chen started May 8, 2024 and finished May 10, 2024

-The Sleepless by Victor Manibo started May 10, 2024 and finished May 15, 2024

-Bluebird by Ciel Pierlot started May 15, 2024 and finished May 19, 2024

-Prime Deceptions by Valerie Valdes started May 20, 2024 and finished May 23, 2024

-Fault Tolerance by Valerie Valdes started May 24, 2024 and finished May 27, 2024

-Legends and Lattes by Travis Baldree started May 27, 2024 and finished May 29, 2024

-Angelmaker by Nick Harkaway started May 29, 2024 and finished June 3, 2024

-The Pale House Devil by Richard Kadrey started and finished on June 4, 2024

-The London Seance Society by Sarah Penner started June 4, 2024 and finished June 6, 2024

-Severance by Ling Ma started June 7, 2024 and finished June 8, 2024

-A Pale Light in the Black by K.B Wagers started June 9, 2024 and finished June 12, 2024

-When Women Were Dragons by Kelly Barnhill started June 12, 2024 and finished June 14, 2024

-My Life as a White Trash Zombie by Diana Rowland started June 14, 2024 and finished June 17, 2024

-Echo Rising by Danie Ware started June 18, 2024 and finished June 22, 2024

-Robopocalypse by Daniel H. Winters started June 23, 2024 and finished June 26, 2024

-And Then and then? What else? by Daniel Handler started June 26, 2024 and finished June 27, 2024

-Broken Souls by Stephen Blackmoore started June 27, 2024 and finished June 30, 2024

-Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic by Brendan Blaber started July 1, 2024 and finished July 3, 2024

-Star Trek: Deep Space Nine- the Dog of War started and finished July 3, 2024

-Thicker than Water by Mike Carey started July 3, 2024 and finished July 8, 2024

-Royal Street by Suzanne Johnson started July 8, 2024 and finished July 11, 2024

-A Big Ship at the Edge of the Universe started July 12, 2024 and finished July 16, 2024

-The City of Lost Fortunes by Bryan Camp started July 16, 2024 and finished July 20, 2023

-The Stars Beyond by many authors started July 20, 2024 and finished July 23, 2024

-Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky started July 23, 2024 and finished July 27, 2024

-Emily Wilde’s Encyclopedia of Faeries started July 28, 2024 and finished July 31, 2024

-The Stardust Grail by Yule Kitasei started July 31, 2024 and finished August 4, 2024

-Mal Goes to War by Edward Ashton started August 5, 2024 and finished August 7, 2024

-Even Greater Mistakes by Charlie Jane Anders started August 7, 2024 and finished August 10, 2024

-Emily Wilde’s Map of the Otherlands by Heather Fawcett started August 10, 2024 and finished August 14, 2024

-Semiosis by Sue Burke started August 14, 2024 and finished August 18, 2024

-Bestiary by K-Ming Chang started August 18, 2024 and finished August 20, 2024

-Providence by Max Barry started August 20, 2024 and finished August 23, 2024

-The Truthspoken Heir by Novae Caelum started August 23, 2024 and finished August 25, 2024

-Impulse by Dave Bara started August 26, 2024 and finished August 28, 2024

-Dreams and Shadows by C. Robert Cargill started August 29, 2024 and finished September 1, 2024

-Ancestral Night by Elizabeth Bear started September 2, 2024  and finished September 6, 2024

-Black Water Sister by Zen Cho started September 7, 2024 and finished September 9, 2024

-The Shadow Rule by Novae Caelum started September 10, 2024, read most of it on September 13, 2024 finished September 14, 2024

-Celestial Monsters by Aiden Thomas started September 14, 2024 and finished September 17, 2024

-Mickey7 by Edward Ashton started September 18, 2024 and finished September 20, 2024

-The Spellshop by Sarah Beth Durst started September 20, 2024 and finished September 23, 2024

-Willful Child by Steven Erikson started September 23, 2024 and finished September 25, 2024

-How Long Til Black Future Month? By N. K. Jemisin started September 26, 2024 and September 29, 2024

-Fire With Fire by Charles E. Gannon started September 30, 2024 and finished October 4, 2024

-The Naming of the Beasts by Mike Carey started October 4, 2024 and finished October 7, 2024

-The Invisible Library by Genevieve Cogman started October 7, 2024 and finished October 10, 2024

-The Terraformers by Annalee Newitz started October 11, 2024 and finished October 13, 2024

-The Book of Doors by Gareth Brown started October 14, 2024 and finished October 16, 2024

-Velocity Weapon by Megan E O’Keefe started October 17, 2024 and finished October 20, 2024

-Wicked reread by Gregory Maguire started October 20, 2024 and finished October 23, 2024

-Apostles of Mercy by Lindsay Ellis started October 24, 2024 and finished October 27, 2024

-A Marvelous Light by Freya Marks started October 28, 2024 and finished October 31, 2024

-Remote Control by Nnedi Okorafor started and finished October 31, 2024

-Big Time by Ben H. Winters started November 1, 2024 and finished November 2, 2024

-Lagoon by Nnedi Okorafor started November 3, 2024 and finished November 5, 2024

-A Restless Truth by Freya Marske started November 8, 2024 and finished November 11, 2024

-A Power Unbound by Freya Marske started November 11, 2024 and finished November 14, 2024

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-The Adventures of Amina Al-Siraf by Shannon Chakraborty started November 20, 2024 and finished November 23, 2024

-Space Opera by Catherynne M. Valente started November 24, 2024 and finished November 26,2024

-Other Birds by Sarah Addison Allen started November 26, 2024 and finished November 28, 2024

-The Lesson by Caldwell Turnbull started November 28, 2024 and finished November 29, 2024

-Finlay Donovan is Killing It by Elle Cosimano started November 30, 2024 and finished December 2, 2024

-Womb City by Tlotlo Tsamaase started December 3, 2024 and finished December 6, 2024

-All the Birds in the Sky by Charlie Jane Anders started December 6, 2024 and finished December 8, 2024

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-Kill the Farm Boy by Delilah S. Dawson and Kevin Hearne started December 19, 2024 and finished December 21, 2024

-The Other Valley by Scott Alexander Howard started December 22, 2024 and finished December 23, 2024

-Children of Ruin by Adrian Tchaikovsky started December 23, 2024

[victoriagleasuredesigns]

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[mortemtheraven]

Artemis Fowl x Reader

References: Artemis Fowl Series by Eion Colfer

Tw: Angst

Artemis Fowl is a stoic, highly intelligent, criminal mastermind who's only a teenager. But you, (Y/n) (L/n) managed to break through his icy barrier and found his weak spot which made him vulnerable to you. Artemis Fowl may control or dare I say—manipulate everything around him, but you have that genius wrapped around your little finger.

"Please, Arty? Can we just cuddle for today?" You pouted, wrapping your arms from behind him as he sits on his study table while typing quickly on his computer.

"No, (Y/n). And don't call me Arty." He's relentless.

"Art," he tensed at your special nickname for him. He remembered the day you gave that to him; Art, short for Artemis. Because everything is art and so are you. "Please?"

Artemis composed himself. "No." He felt your arms unwrapping themselves from his shoulders and strangely felt anxious.

"Fine," Artemis flinched at the coldness of your voice. It's so not like you.

He heard his bedroom door closed, leaving the room silent. Artemis sighed and stood up, turning off his computer. Why does he feel guilty? Somehow, he's convinced you've done something supernatural to make him feel this way around you. But he knows it's just you, the whole you that gives him a hard impact.

Artemis left his room and walked downstairs, finding you sitting in their massive living room. You're facing the fireplace, huddled by yourself on their leather couch. Wrapped around you is a blanket where Artemis should be, his arms making you warm instead of an old fabric.

"(Y/n)," Artemis called, and he heard you sniff as your body tensed. Oh shoot, we're you crying? His heart clenched at the thought. "Love, what's wrong?"

"Nothing, go back to whatever you were doing. I'm fine." he heard your voice break at the last word and winced. He really did screw up.

"Not until you tell me what's wrong." Artemis insisted as he sat beside you and pulled you against him.

"Not that you care anyway." You wiped your tears hastily.

"Please, enlighten me." he said and you sighed.

"It's just—these past few months, you barely acknowledge my presence. I did everything to save this relationship, because I could feel us drifting away from each other. You've been very secretive, always busy on things that you don't wanna share with me—it's like all those memories of us together...gone. Like you never even cared, as if I was never in your list of importance. Am I?" You cried, facing Artemis with glistening tears in your eyes. Your confession made Artemis feel horrible. He never actually thought that he'd make you feel this way. His precious (Y/n), not important? He can't even imagine what he would do if you were gone. All hell would break loose.

"No, no. Of course not. You're the most important part of me, (Y/n). You're my life, you know how to put up with me despite knowing my true colors. Please don't feel that way, love." Artemis said and hugged you closer, wrapping his arms tightly as if he couldn't lose you, because he couldn't.

"I apologize if I hurt you, it was unintentional. There's just some things that I couldn't share with you for your own safety, please understand." Artemis couldn't just involve you in his war against the People. They already threatened to take you away from him once.

"I'm sorry for being melodramatic." You mumbled against his chest as he pressed a kiss on the top of your head.

"Don't be, love. I'm the one who should be apologizing here. Our relationship isn't supposed to be something that has to end. I'm not gonna lose you, you're practically irreplaceable. Tell you what, how about I set aside my errands and spend the rest of the day with you?" he suggested. You looked up at him with a bright smile that immediately made his day.

"You'd do that?" Artemis kissed your forehead once more.

"Yes, and tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that..." Artemis whispered, kissing down your cheeks until he reached your pump lips. Oh how he missed the feeling of your sweet lips against his. He just realized how long he's been missing out and he swore to himself that it would never happen again.

[corvidcrafts273]

theres also a radio show

Hold on,eion colfer wrote a sequel set in this world?

SOLD

Hey! Are you stepping away from neil gaiman's work because of recent events? You may be interested in...

The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy!

It has:

British humour

Spaceships

A guy with 2 heads and 3 arms

Gay ship that should be more popular that reminds me of ineffable husbands

Multiple adaptations (some better than others)

A depressed robot

A repressed bisexual Brit

6 WHOLE BOOKS

A number that you will see and comment on everywhere after you read it

Anyway, go read it. It needs more fans

[cassiopeiachase]

Eion Colfer manages to illustrate eating, digesting and then shitting dirt as a form of tunneling in the most tasteful, natural way I can imagine. Props man.

[chrissignore]

For anyone left disappointed by the Artemis Fowl Disney movie that came out recently, I think these might help to soften the blow...

Was listening to a “rare” audiobook of Eion Colfer reading the first Artemis Fowl book in the series, and I decided to draw along to it. From top to bottom / left to right are my takes on:

Holly Short

Fowl Manor

Butler

Foaly

A Troll

Mulch Diggums

Whaddaya think??

[purplelamaart]

Ok! What's everyones favourite artemis fowl book?

[extremereader]

Artemis Fowl- Eion Colfer

Hamster Princess- Ursula Vernon

Smoke, Steel, and Ivy- Amy Trent (my mom actually knows the author)

I'm making myself power through Harry Potter

Then I'm reading the hunger games

What should I read after that

I need recs

You want recs? *pulls out mile long list* I’ve got recs

• Renegades trilogy- Marissa Meyer

• The Lunar Chronicles- Marissa Meyer

• The Book Thief- Markus Zusak (only read this if you hate yourself and your happiness)

• Words On Fire- Jennifer Niven

• Legend trilogy- Marie Lu

• Percy Jackson- Rick Riordan

• The Sisters Grimm- Micheal Buckley

[of-sunshine-and-sea]

[coffieeboi]

I’m fuming.

My heart is shattered.

I’m absolutely disgusted.

I’m crying.

This is truly this worst year.

[abookishidentity]

Books read in February.

-The Genius Plague by David Walton started January 28, 2024 and finished February 2, 2024 - Rated 3/5 stars. Main character was annoying. Cool concepts though.

-High fire by Eion Colfer started February 2, 2024 and finished February 7, 2024 - Rated 5/5 stars. Highly entertaining. A dragon in modern day Louisiana was highly enjoyable

-All Our Wrong Todays by Elan Mastai started February 8, 2024 and finished February 12, 2024- Rated 2/5 stars. Cool ass concepts. The main character was annoying. He got worse over time. Pretentious as fuck book.

-The Necropolis Empire by Tim Pratt started February 12, 2024 and finished February 15, 2024- Rated 4/5 stars. Sequel. Enjoyable.

-Spider’s Bite by Jennifer Estep started February 16, 2024 and finished February 19, 2024 - Rated 4/5 stars. Good urban fantasy. Wished the main character wasn't horny for the cop. At least she initiated everything.

-The City We Became by N.K Jamison started February 19, 2024 and finished February 23, 2024 - Rated 4/5 stars. Very interesting concept and messages. Don't live in NY so I feel like I can't appreciate it as much.

-Rosemary and Rue by Seanan McGuire started February 23, 2024 and finished February 26, 2024 - Rated 4/5 stars. The type of urban fantasy I should read more often. I kind of wished the rest of the series was at my local library. Wished she didn't sleep with the dude who caused everything.

-The Power by Naomi Alderman started February 27, 2024 and finished February 29, 2024 - Rated 4/5 stars. Cool concept. Enjoyable to read for the most part. It just sort of ends. Everything is flipped so that's interesting.