#eidthings

[maihonhassan]

It's that time of the year:

"Dunya lagi hovi hai eid k mahool main, aik hum jo teri deed k mahool main."

[somepancakeonline5377]

I don’t think enough people mention that Captain Underpants is a rizz master. Like do you REMEMBER HOW HE WAS WITH EIDTH!?!? THAT MAN IS SO ‼️🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥

[devotedrigelianflower]

~*~

It was clear that the longer the battle went on, the more tiring it was becoming but they had to keep fighting on until reinforcements arrived. Berkut did start to notice that he and the rest of the army were much further away than he would like from Josephine and Hunter. He knew the Witch was doing that on purpose but there was only so much he could do. Those necrodragons really were causing quite a mess of things. At least the blessed weapons were working but breaking through a necrodragon’s defense was still harder than it looked. The did manage to kill a few of the necrodragons by having every one in the army using blessed weapons. Unfortunately, the Witch was still making more of them appear so the numbers were still higher than anyone would like. Suddenly a blast of a bright light attacked one of the necrodragons which instantly killed it. Berkut looked over to see that Alm and Celica had finally arrived. He went over to Alm, “Now I know how you felt during the war fighting all those blasted necrodragons without Celica around.” It was not a pleasant experience at all. Berkut did give a quick recap to the royal couple about of what was going on. They had to try to get to Josephine and Hunter as soon as possible.

It seemed Josephine’s plan was working as intended. She watched as the necrodragon in front of them disintegrated to dust. “Good Job Hunter!” She said before shooting the weaker flying terrors that also turned to dust. She did notice that some of the other necrodragons were starting to move to where Berkut and the army was. As if trying to stop a greater threat. Then a bright light was seen killing one necrodragon with ease was enough to tell who had arrived. “That’s the Seraphim spell! That means Queen Celica is here with King Alm.” That in itself was going to make the battle easier and Josephine could now focus on looking out for her Witch Aunt.

It was clear that Eidth was not going to go near the royal couple since she knew how powerful they were. Edith had to attack before it was too late. So, she warped close enough to try to launch a powerful attack from behind Hunter since she knew he did not have a good resistance for. “Watch as your beloved peasant dies!” Edith yelled but Josephine’s reaction was quicker than the witch anticipated. There was a glow of light that appeared from Josephine for quick moment that gave Josephine the strength needed to take Edith down. “BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT!” Josephine shouted back before she shot her blessed arrow. It hit Edith straight into her heart before she fell to the ground. Josephine got off her horse to run up to Edith but still had her weapon at hand. For one moment it was as if Edith’s mind had cleared before she looked at her niece for one last time. “…Josephine…I’m sorry…I’m happy that you… found someone who loves you just the way you are…take care my little knight…” Edith said before her body faded away leaving behind an amethyst necklace similar to the necklace that Josephine would always wear.

Josephine felt that for one moment, everything had stopped. She quietly picked up the necklace and knew where it came from. Her grandfather gave Edith that necklace when Edith was a child and it was clear that Edith had still been there, but got corrupted because of Duma’s influence and dark power. She took a shaken breath as to try to bury her emotions for now. She couldn’t break down now as there were still a battle to finish. She put the necklace in a safe place before going back on her war horse. She could see the numbers were finally going down. “…Now that the… witch is gone, there will be no more terrors being summoned. Let’s help them finish this.” It was clear Josephine was focusing on the battle at hand to distract herself. She took a deep breath before shooting down the weaker flying terrors to lower the numbers to end the battle. She would be silent for the most part as if knowing if she didn’t keep it together, she would break…

When all of the terrors were gone, the army rejoiced that all of those terrors were gone. Berkut figured out pretty quickly that Josephine had successfully taking down the Witch. It helped change the tide of the battle and gave them the victory that they needed. Berkut had made sure there was a carriage for Josephine and Hunter to use to get home much sooner. It was the least he could do after the hell of the battle they all went through. Josephine and Hunter returned to the outside of the base after Josephine put her war horse back in the stable but she kept the blessed bow and arrows in case more terrors appeared in the future. Josephine gave a small smile when she saw Berkut. She was not in the mood to talk but she did it to keep up with the pleasantries. “Josephine! You took down the Witch and all those flying terrors. Excellent work! You gave us quiet a surprise showing up as a Bow Knight. A very skilled and powerful one at that. Alm and Celica were very impressed as well! I’ll make sure to give a good recommendation to Alm for you to be promoted from Calvary Unit to be a Bow Knight instead of a Paladin.” Berkut said as this was the first in history that a woman acted as a Bow Knight. “Thank you, Lord Berkut. That would be wonderful.” That did give Josephine some happiness knowing she would finally have her childhood dream be a reality.

“Why didn’t you tell me about wanting to be a Bow Knight? You know I would have done that so much earlier.” Berkut said as Josephine would have been very useful to have in the war. “…Well, you never asked…” Josephine replied. It was true that while Berkut knew about her military history, he only knew about her being a former Calvary unit not if she knew any additional skills. That and she really was glad she was not a solider in Berkut’s army during the war. He was quite the cruel man when he had been angered and she never wanted to get him too angry. “You probably should get going Lord Berkut. I’m sure Rinea must be very worried.” Josephine said changing the subject as she wanted to leave but wanted to be polite. “You have a point.” Berkut said as the last thing he wanted was for Rinea to come out looking for him. That and Rinea would be happy to see the royal couple face to face. “I did invite Alm and Celica to the castle so you do not need to worry about them.” The royal couple appeared from the base entrance but when they looked at Josephine, they gave a sad smile which let Josephine know that they knew who the Witch was. When Alm told Josephine not to worry and for them to just go home, Josephine gave a small smile. “Thank you. I’ll send my report to you when I can. Take care.” She said before going into the carriage with her beloved close by. She did not say a word on the ride back home. She was shutting her emotions off until she was out of the carriage and watching the carriage leave her sight. She sighed as she looked at the now fireless lantern. She then got her key and opened the door to the manor. Once the door was shut and her beloved were safely back inside with her was when Josephine finally broke down crying as the lantern came crashing down to the ground….

~*~

Hunter watched as Josephine's shot landed with precision. He was at a disadvantage both tactically and physically. Following what Josephine was telling him was the smart play for this fight. These creatures were something that he wasn't fully accustomed to fighting. When Edith had teleported away, it was just another power that they would have to over come.

"Very well. I will keep close towards you for cover. If these creatures are only harmed by magic then I am at a disadvantage but will still try to keep them away."

The fall of the necrodragon from Josephine's shot was the opening that he needed. With a nod to the plan, he sprinted towards the first one to be shot out of the sky. His armor had limited some of his movements just by how the metal would clash with the others. He would still move faster than the other knights. Charging into enemy soldiers, he would push past them to take a great leap onto the fallen dragon.

His blessed sword would act as his anchor as he climbed the dragon. He would move more and more, to try and evade the dragon striking him off. His final target would be the head of the dragon. Even if he wasn't doing much damage to it, he might be able to inflict more damage to a weak point. Still even with a weak point he could use to his advantage, this was still going to be a very long battle.

[lucillesharpeismybaby]

The things Thomas had said about Eidth's novel when he tried to hurt her, were actually Lucille's words. Because he genuinely loved Edith's novel, he wouldn't have been able to come up with those words so quickly by himself. Lucille read it too because Thomas talked so nice of it. Even though she liked some parts, she never admitted. She harshly criticized it while Thomas was listenening, and he used her words to accomplish Carter Cushing's "mission".

[marzipanandminutiae]

[Sick anon here] I've watched it before, but I figured it was worth another go while I'm out of commission. It's nice to watch it again, knowing how the plot goes and picking up on all the bits I missed the first time.

I like it a lot! It's incredibly atmospheric, specifically the sets are so good, and the costumes are to die for ahhh (I want edith's nightgown so badly even though for the life of me I cannot sleep in one).

I'm sure there's all kinds of metaphors and symbolism in the movie that I'm not smart enough to get, but it is most definitely a story with ghosts in it and not a ghost story. I like the colours too, they're quite rich and pleasing to look at, other meanings notwithstanding.

Edith is a very pretty butterfly and I wanna hug her. Lucille is a very pretty moth and I wanna, like, make her cookies for someone else to give her cause she also scares me. Thomas is a very handsome… um, other relevant insect, and I wanna sit him down and give him room to work through all his feelings.

They're all flawed, complex people, and I like that. I favour character-driven stories, which Crimson Peak definitely is. If anything were even slightly changed about these characters, the plot would be completely different. But it's all in how their decisions interact and interconnect that things happen. I like that kind of stuff.

small things of note:

-the candle definitely should've gone out in the waltz scene

-at the hotel, the reception guy is writing with his left hand, which seems unlikely for the early 1900s

-when the dog comes into the bathroom and eidth's like 'where'd your ball go' I would be willing to bet that was all improv

-Lucille is truly the definition of gaslight gatekeep girlboss

-OT3/therapy best ship

-the entire basement is a massive tripping hazard, OSHA would not stand for this

-Edith picks up and drops several weapons over the course of the ending, it's fun to count them all

I think that's all! Apologies for the small novel. I am quite tired and moderately ill, so I'm gonna go try to sleep. Have a great night!

I love all of these assessments. Also "OSHA goes to Allerdale Hall" is a concept I would pay to see.

(I occasionally experience the collision of OSHA and Working In A Historical House Museum. For example, some days you just come in and there's a whole back staircase the museum staff have been using for years roped off, and when you ask they say, "Oh yeah, turns out that's structurally unsound. Facilities is dealing with it.")

(But I digress.)

"Want fancy nightgowns; cannot sleep in them" is such a damn mood. Although, as I demonstrated in my Sleep Test post, Lucille's nightgown is surprisingly comfortable for sleeping.

I hope you feel better soon! Thank you for this most excellent small novel.

[ufoundmee]

No one has ever become poor by giving. When courage, genius, and generosity hold hands, all things are possible.

Hello I'm Cristine or you can call me tin, I'm diagnosed with bipolar disorder 1.

I have a side hustle but what I'm earning is not enough for my medication. I did to find a lot of job and everything I but always got rejected.

I need to get lab test and to buy medication that is prolly hard for me to afford since I pay for electricity bills, water bills, wifi and food. most of the times I can't or wasn't able to pay them in time, and I got to pay penalty fee as well, most of the time I'm short in budget since my work is virtual streaming and its very difficult for me to find a decent job in my condition. I tried selling my nvdes just to survive especially in this time of pandemic and we have lockdown in my place, life is much harder in my country and work is much harder to find as well.

Our roof is gone because of the previous storm last month as well, I don't know what to do anymore, the food and the medication is my main problem even if there is no roof, I can still survive but without food and medication life is hard.

my mom is living far away from me in the province I came here to the city to work and to provide for them but life is getting hard for both of us.

I just need money to buy my meds and for my lab test for 2 months, I got this prescription since july 5 but wasn't able to buy my medicine up until now, I asked help from my relatives but they can't help as well since they are struggling in this times of pandemic. they are hungry as well, government didn't provide food for lock down.

I'm willing to provide proof for those who have kind heart and willing to help.

In this regard, as the the time keeps on going time increases as well as my needs such as foods and medications, I am knocking in your generous heart for any in kind amount to help me raised funding for my medication.

I tried making gofundme but its not allowing me to, because its unavailable in my country, I badly need the help.

It is more rewarding to watch money change the world than to watch it accumulate.

As Eidth Wharton said, "There are two ways of spreading light: to be a candle or the mirror that reflects it." I hope we can be of light to ME and other FAMILY that is in need as well, Thank you so much and keep safe everyone!

0/$450

Paypal: pctc.offical2020@gmail.com

#donations #donation post #signal boost #paypal #please help if you can #ebegging #Donations #Healthcare #healthcare #help #financial help #please help #boost #mutual aid

[aviateurs]

but i’ve never made sense ... until   y e s t e r d a y. 

[momoblossoms]

She is either judging me, or admiring me . What you guys think ? #mommamonir #fbf #eidthings #gotitfrommymomma

[skyhook-sly]

Music Tag Game

Rules: put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first 10 songs from your playlist and tag 10 victims.

Tagged by @lindszeppelin

1. Johnny Tu N'es Pas Un Ange - Eidth Piaf

2. Wire - U2

3. Holes to Heaven - Jack Johnson

4. Yesterday - The Beatles

5. Jesus, Etc. - Wilco

6. Do the Oz - John Lennon

7. In the Jailhouse Now - Johnny Cash

8. You’re My Best Friend - Queen

9. Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment - The Ramones

10. Sound of Silence - Disturbed

Bonus, because it came up and it was bitchin’

11. Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm

I tag @keanuquotes, @pajamasecrets, @chadstahelski, and @charmainemaclendon.

[rainsmediaradio]

Doja - Central Cee Lyrics

Doja – Central Cee Lyrics

Chorus: Central CeeHow can i be homophobic?My b!tch is gayHit man in the topTry see a man toplessEven the stick is gayHugging my bruddasAnd say that i love themBut i don’t swing that wayThe mandem celebrate eidThe trap stil running on christmas day Verse: Central CeeSomebody tell doja catThat i’m tryna indulge in thatIn my grey tracksuitSee the bulge in thatSee the motion clapWhen you’re…

[cool-creem-cheese-crunch-a252751]

COOL CREEM CHEESE BURGER

ANI SPEAKING FOR EIDTH MI MODER WHO IS MI DISTANT AUNT FROM BITRH SECOND OR THIRD AUNT ON MI MOTHERS ISE EDITH MI MOTHER NOW IS JEWISH ISRAIEL JEWAIH PAKI EAST JEWAIH LEBONISE AND JEWIAH SICCLIAN WITH JEWSH GREEK ALL BUT SOME PORTIGESE EDITH NOT FRANK IM AN EXACT MATCH FOR EIDTHS DNA WE CHOSSE YIDDOH YODDOSH YIDDISH YODDISH IDDISH YODDSIH GREK FUN TIMES

[electric-sympathy]

So I finally saw Spiderman Far From Home and uhhhh it kind of sucked?!??!

The first half of the movie just.... It was trying to be funny and it just wasn’t. Endless time-wasting montages. The second half was fun to watch, but once the excitement is over and you’re sitting there thinking about what you just saw the incredible plot holes just kill it. 

I find myself wondering why the movie took place during a field trip in the first place. So many problems that could have been avoided if the writers thought about it a little bit longer. The way EDITH was used was just... I mean it was SO embarrassing to see Peter almost nuke himself with it. And then to see him hand it off like nothing. Am I really expected to believe that Tony wouldn’t have created any safeguards at all? And the stupidest part was that the movie didn’t even NEED EIDTH that badly. Most of the plot holes would clear up on their own if it didn’t and it would be a better movie for it. And what happened to Karen?

There’s a great movie in there somewhere (the Mysterio team reveal scene was some seriously quality minutes of my life) but...

[antiquehistoryliterature]

💍Jewellery post #1

Circular box 

The wooden box, a hollow ring with a hinged cover and metal holding pin and ring; black-lacquered, the top painted in red, gold and black, with a pair of confronted four-clawed dragons and a flaming jewel. The box contains the necklace.

Presented to 👑Queen Mary by Lady Elizabeth Dering (Eidth A. Mountjoy, d. 1955) in 1933. Lady Dering was the wife of Sir Herbert Dering, who was part of HM Diplomatic Services in Beijing, 1899–1902. According to the Windsor Castle North Corridor Inventory of Arms and Armour, the box 'Formerly belonged to the Chinese Imperial Family and [was] among the Dowager Empress of China's personal jewelry.

[insecurepancakes-blog]

I was tagged by @psalm-onethirtynine love you!

Rules: Always post the rules Answer the questions given to you Write 11 questions of your own Tag 11 people

Did you laugh today? If so, what made you laugh? I don’t think I’ve laughed yet, today has been really boring.

What is the funniest thing you’ve ever seen irl? That is a really hard one cause I have seen so many funny things. The first thing that comes to mind is when my youth pastor choriagraphed a dance and lip synced to tik tok by Kesha.

What is your stance on the wot in tarnation meme? I loved it and I’m so sad it’s over! My favorite one had Jesus and said what in salvation!

Who is your favorite fictional character crush? You have permission to judge me if you want but ever since I was little I had a crush on Freddy Benson from iCarly…

Celebrity crush? JOSH DUN!

What is the background of the phone you are on right now? The same picture as my header, a pretty galaxy!

Who is your biggest hero? GAL GATOT!

Who is your biggest let down? My eidth grade crush who was only friends with me to make his girlfriend want him more. But I’m not salty or anything…

What was that last dream you had? Shawn Mendes had just died in a horrible accident and his funeral was at a huge football stadium and anyone who payed $40 could go. I decided to go because I loved him but I had to borrow money from my sister because I was broke. They had lots of free food there.

If the last song you listened to was made into a show, what would it be about? Ironically the last song I listened to was one last time from Hamilton so it sorta already happened.

What is the story you want to hear right now? I haven’t read my Bible yet today so probably a story from the Bible.

I’m really lazy and Kate has really good questions so the people I tag can do the ones I did!

@supagingergirrafe @elven-flower @justawoopgirl @tylerscreaming @ipreferthe-drummer @spacecatnamedfelix @jayykesley @sarah-mit-ha @ravingrussian @anottersprayer @itsraining-shadows

[voraktee]

THE FINAL FINCH | What Remains of Edith Finch Let's Play | Episode 5 | Ending

And that ties up all the loose ends, or does it?

[craftyjellyfishcat]

Artagia:*is listening when she spots Precy and Eidth walking and her tail starts to itch*

~The sun is now up. Did you two sleep well? Claire probably didn’t, but she wouldn’t owe it to the sofa.

@craftyjellyfishcat