#ehh I will figure it out later

[pizzpizzapizzo]

noise eating himself?

this ;;; sure is a request

here you go, The Noise sampling a Noise Cookie TM, a new product sure to rock the market (Order Yours Now!)

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[phantatrix]

Got hit with a surge of writing ideas just before falling asleep last night and this morning at work and all the pieces are starting to come together with how the mystery story plays out

Except for what these dang characters look like T-T I don't know where to start

[ruby--chaos]

yk the more i research a bunch of different mental spices the more i realise that the things my friends had come to me about were, in fact, not normal things and me passing them off as "nah don't worry about it that happens to me too" was, in fact, not basis for it to be normal, we were just both mentally ill and unaware-

[traitimdoithay]

gahhhh my yugioh tagging system on main is frustrating me cause i want to make it more organized but also organizing... is hard, shockingly

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine breaking the news about the seraphim to King

You: I have bad news

King: [let's out a pained sigh] what could be worse than my race being revealed to the world, Kaido losing a fight, our empire falling, losing my wing, and being imprisoned by the very people my boss oppressed?

You: so we just heard from Luffy, and apparently. Vegapunk used the samples that he collected from you all those years ago.

King: [ throws back his head and cries] Fuck!

Queen: What'd he use them for? I had opted for cloning the skin samples to create a fleshy exoskeleton for a cyborg.

You: he made Lunarian cyborg clone-babies of some of the warlords.

Queen: oh! Cyborg Clones, huh? I had personally voted we use the skin samples we collected to create a skin for a mech, but cyborg clones never really occurred to me.

Jack: [guffaws] which ones?

King: [scrunches his eyes closed, crosses his fingers and whispers] not Moira, not Moira, please not Moira.

You: Kuma, Mihawk, Jinbe, and Boa Hancock.

King: how is that so much worse! Boa and Mihawk were intense enough as humans. And Kuma and Jinbe were strong enough due to their own species!

You: from what Nami said, they look around 8 or 9 years old. Vegapunk was kind enough to include pictures and details. [Holds out the package]

King: [can't stand the sight of the files, so he looks at the pictures first and sees they all look like normal photos a parent might take.] These are posed photos, aren't they?

You: most likely

Queen: [peeks over his shoulder] oh Boa is still beautiful as a child. Which makes sense, seeing as she's gorgeous as an adult.

Everyone in the room: [ ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ]

King: [holds up a flaming fist] Kaido isn't here to protect you from me anymore.

Jack: [gives Queen a menacing look]

Queen: OH, NO! Not like that! NO!

No one in the room: [believes him]

A week later

You: hey King, so uh, I was wrong.

King: [pinches the bridge of his nose] please, don't.

You: There are other seraphims than the ones I told you about.

Queen: Figures

King: ... There's a Moira seraphim, isn't there?

You: [gives him a pinched smile] yeah, there's a Doflamingo, and a Crocodile seraphim too.

King: a Dofla-! That bastard! Mixing my genes with Moira of all people is bad enough, and to mix in a celestial dragon, especially Doflamingo, is even worse!

Jack: maybe Doflamingo was cute as a kid?

You: Ehh, no. I wanted to punch Doflamingo as an adult, but I want to punch him even more as a child.

King:[notices you are carrying more files] are those the new one's files?

You: yeah.

King: [braces himself and sighs] alright let me see.

You: you're taking this news better than I thought you would. [hands him the files]

Queen & Jack: [huddle closer to get a look]

Jack: [sees the pictures] oh god

Queen: how does Crocodile look more dower as a child?

King: [holds up the pictures of the Moira and Doflamingo seraphim's] these two are my least favorite.

You: Parents aren't supposed to have favorites.

King: ugh, don't call me that, please.

Queen: would you prefer Papa?

King: [pushes him away by his face] shut up

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[fishsticksloser]

I have another idea for requesttttt >:D

Okay, so the request is for rottmnt boys (obv) with S/O that loves beach (swimming is the ehh part) mostly just spending hours looking for seashells, sea glass, stones, etc. SO, whenever S/O gives the boys gifts even small once, they always find one or few seashells with the present like a small charms >^<

Thanks ahead🫧

-Ed

Collecting Shells

RotTMNT x gn!reader

Warnings: fluff

A/N: thank you @mapleleavesart for your help with this! I've been struggling a lot and I'm so happy to have your support.

Donnie

He's always making you gadgets and stuff

You didn’t really need them

Only half of them didn’t blow up

Donnie had to figure out a better way to make you happy with his gifts

Since he thought you didn’t like them cause you weren’t using them much (he feels guilty when they blow up)

So he starts watching you carefully

What made you smile the most, what got you excited

When y’all went to the pier and you immediately started picking at the sand

And handing him glass and rocks that were similar in color to his skin/eyes/etc

He realized that you loved collecting this kinda stuff

About a week later he makes you a little music box

Which is pretty nice all on its own

You thought it was just a plain jewelry box at first

He urges you to open it, there’s shells and seaglass inside

Along with an oyster necklace

And your favorite song playing inside

Donnie is very proud of this one and is eager for your inevitable praise

He'll occasionally make you more jewelry and such out of the sea glass, especially the ones you said reminded you of him

Leo

My guy goes above and beyond with this one honestly

You like to collect sea shells, sea glass, cool rocks, etc?

He is going with you to collect stuff

He’ll go out on his own on nights you two can’t talk and go to the beach and looks for stuff you like

This boy is so desperate for attention and approval

He’ll give you a handful of stuff the next time you see each other

His tail wags when he sees you get excited about it

Every time he thinks of you he’ll portal another one (shell, sea glass, etc) from his secret stash

He starts leaving some in odd, innocuous places

You find them for months to come

In your kitchen, your bathroom, on countertops or desks right where you can see them

Others are hidden in drawers or cabinets

You found one in a pot as you were making dinner once

But once he portaled it on your desk while you were working

You smile when you realize that he’s thinking of you as often or more often as you think about him

Mikey

Mikey also loves cool rocks

He stacks them

You’ve made a few towers with him once

He’ll hand you any pretty rock that reminds him of you

One beach trip he ran up to you and said “look! It matches your eyes”

He put it in your hand, smiled, and dashed off again

He decided to paint you the beach But it didn’t look complete

He went to the beach and took some sand and a few shells and pieces of sea glass

He laid out glue on the canvas

Sprinkled the sand over the beach part of the painting

And placed the shells and sea glass purposefully

It gave the piece some nice texture and some visual interest

Then he gifted it to you and insisted you hung it up in your room

So that, even when you were home, you have a part of the beach watching over you

He was so happy to show it to you, and to have his artwork hanging in your room

Raph

Raph knitted you a sweater

Put it in a bag with your favorite colored tissue paper

When you opened it and saw the sweater you thought that was it, because he had been promising to knit you something for ages

However, upon his urging you looked at the bottom of the bag

There was a small wooden box

Like the ones at craft stores that were meant to be painte

You open it

There’s a small collection of sea glass and rocks that you'd given him

You love it regardless

Raph grins and hugs you, picking you up as you both laugh

[mymindcreatedthis]

Need a release 18+

Reader x Ellie Carpenter

Word count: 5.1k

A/n: I felt like Ellie Carpenter was long over due. Here’s the third fan fic for this week! Hope y’all enjoy, thank you for reading.

Warning: Smut, dirty talk, daddy kink, squirting, unprotected sex, Creampies, blow job, throat pie, R doming Ellie, Ellie receiving, Ellie begging, Spanking, leg trapping, clit teasing, pussy slapping. Positions: Missionary, Doggy, Standing up, on side.

*Y/n's pov*

Me and Ellie are roommates for this camp. It was the third day of camp, we had the day off so we were trying to figure out what to do.

"Wanna text some of the girls and see what they want to do?" Ellie exaggerates and falls onto the bed.

I giggle at her actions. "Okay miss dramatic."

Ellie laugh. "Shut up Y/n." She murmurs into her pillow.

I smile and mess around on my phone. Ellie was laying on her bed, she was laying in her side. Her ass was facing me, her shorts were riding up her ass a bit. I couldn't help but check out her ass.

"Hey what do you think of meeting some of the girls and going shopping?" Ellie suggests.

I bite my lip, Ellie shifts a bit and looks at me her shorts ride up more. Her ass cheeks now visible, I bite my lip and adjust my shorts as my bulge is now visible. I quickly grab my pillow and cover my lap.

"Y-Yeah we can do that." I say.

Ellie gives me a questioning look but nods and lets it go. "Sweet, I'll send a text message to some of the girls."

"Okay, let me know when we are gonna go. I'm gonna go shower and get ready." I say.

"Okay." Ellie says mumbling into her pillow.

I smile and shake my head. I grab new clothes and go into the bathroom, I close the door but keep it unlocked in case if Ellie had to get in here for anything. I start the shower, I set my clothes to the side.

I strip my clothes and get in the shower. I stand under the shower, I close my eyes and let the water soak my hair and body. I grab the shampoo and start washing and rinsing my hair.

I hear a knock on the door. "Yeah? Come in it's unlocked."

I hear the door open, I peak my head out and see Ellie. She blushes darkly when she sees me poke my head out.

She clears her throat and rubs the back of her neck. "Some of the girls going out shopping. Did you want to come?"

I smile and nod. "Yeah sure, I'll come with. I'm almost done."

"Okay cool, I'll text the girls and let them know." She says.

She leaves the bathroom and I hear the door close. I wash my body and rinse off, I turn off the shower and step out. I dry off and get dressed, I brush my hair and teeth and step back out into the room.

"Bathroom is a yours." I say.

Ellie smiles and nods. I left my boxers in there on purpose to tease Ellie. Ellie grabs new clothes and goes into the bathroom. She closes the door and locks it, I hear her start the shower.

I hear the shower start, I turn on the tv and wait for Ellie to finish up in the shower. 5 minutes later the shower turns off, another 10 minutes go by and Ellie comes out of the bathroom and into the room.

"Ready?" I ask.

"Ready." She replies.

We grab our keys, we out our shoes on. We grab all the things we need and leave the room and meet the girls in the lobby. We leave and go to the nearest mall, we start shopping. Ellie walks along side me, as we walk along together our pinkies rub against each other.

I wrap my pinkie around hers. Ellie looks at our fingers and smiles, we go to another store. Ellie spots some clothes she likes, she smiles and grabs them. She smirks and looks at me.

"Wanna come with me to try them on?" She asks.

I smirk. "Ehh  I'll wait out here. Just come out and show me once you have the outfit on." I say knowing what she's trying to do.

Ellie nods and goes into the fitting room so she can try her stuff on. I sit in a chair outside of the fitting room. After a couple minutes the door opens her first outfit is tight skinny jeans and a cut off shirt that shows off her ripped/ toned Abs. The jeans really made her ass pop, and showed off her curves.

"That's a nice one. What other ones do you have?" I say. I was hoping the other ones also made her ass look good.

"Yeah I got a few more.... How does my ass look in these?" Ellie asks.

"Good." I say with a poker face. "They really make your ass pop."

Ellie smirks and nods. "I'm sure you enjoy the view."

We finish up at the store. Ellie buys the outfits and we leave and meet up with the girls and get lunch. After a couple more hours me and Ellie decided to call it a day and head back to the hotel.

We get back to the hotel and go back into our room. Ellie takes off her shoes and tosses them onto the ground. I giggle and shake my head at her. I take off my shoes and set them off to the side. I plop down onto my bed and turn on the tv.

"Mmm you want to watch something?" I ask Ellie.

Ellie smiles and nods. "Yeah, let's rent a movie."

I smile and nod. "Is there a specific movie you want to watch?"

We scroll through Netflix. "Ooo what about the breakfast club?" Ellie says.

I smile. "Good choice." I say, I click on the breakfast club and click start.

*Ellie's pov*

Y/n has been distant and a bit closed off since we started camp and honestly I'm getting worried. I look over and see her staring at the tv screen lost in thought.

I couldn't help but feel that she was hiding something from me or keeping something from me. I decided to come up with a plan. I get up and walk over to her bed, I get in bed with her and cuddle her.

I grab her chin and gently turn her head towards me. I press my lips against hers and slowly kiss her. Y/n is shocked at first but starts kissing back. I break the kiss and gently stroke her cheek with my thumb.

"What's going on in that beautiful head of yours?" I ask.

Y/n looks at me in the eyes. "I'm sorry is the movie over?" She asks.

"No, the movie is still on." I move and sit on her lap, I gently grab her face and look at me. "What's wrong baby? Please talk to me, something is on your mind."

Y/n places her hands on my hips. "I'm sorry something's been on my mind all camp."

"What is it? Hey talk to me." I say.

Y/n sits there quietly for a couple seconds. "There..." she trails off for a moment. "Theres this girl on our team that I'm in love with..... A-And I don't know how to tell her." Y/n says.

I nod, I was kinda shocked. I mean it makes sense on why she's been quiet and a bit distant. Truth is I was in love with Y/n I've been in love with her for a year and a half or two years.

I was kinda foolish to think that she had feelings for me. "I see." I say quietly. Y/n gently rubs my thigh, I look back at Y/n our noses touch as she looks deep into my eyes.

I smile and kiss her. Y/n smiles against my lips and kisses back. We make out, it soon gets very heated. Y/n flips us around and lays me on the bed. She breaks the kiss and looks at me.

"Are you sure about this? I don't have a condom." Y/n says.

I smile and nod. "I'm on a pill."

She smiles. "Too many clothes they need to come off."

I giggle and nod. I bite my lip and watch as Y/n takes off my shirt and bra and tosses them to the side. She slides my shorts and panties down my legs and tosses them off to the side. I giggle, I bite my lip and spread my legs letting her get a view of my pussy.

Y/n smirks. She takes off her shirts and sports bra and tosses them to the side littering her clothes with mine on the floor. She takes off her shorts and boxers, I blush and bite my lip as her dick springs out once it's freed from its confinement.

"Shit baby. You're huge." I say checking out her length.

Y/n giggles. "Like what you see baby?"

I bite my lip and nod. "Y-Yes."

Y/n gently grabs my chin and makes me look at her. She smiles and kisses me lovingly and passionately, I smile against her lips and kiss back. Y/n breaks the kiss and looks at me with lust in her eyes.

"I wanna taste that pussy before we start." She says she grabs my chin and makes me look at her. "Then I wanna see how good you are at giving head." She firmly says.

Fuck this made my legs weak, it was a major turn on and made me even more wet. Y/n lays between my legs, I bite my lip as she kisses and sucks on my inner thighs.

"P-Please Y/n I need you." I moan.

Y/n smirks. "Patience baby."

Y/n licks my folds, I gasp and moan as she does this. I moan and run my fingers through her hair, I grip her hair in a fist and grip the sheets with my other fist. Y/n looks up and locks eyes with me, I bite my lip. Fucking hell she looked so sexy locking eyes with me and eating me out. Shit that alone could make me cum.

I moan, I grip her hair and the sheets. I slowly buck my hips and grinds against her face. Y/n slips in a finger and slowly fingers me, I moan and rest my legs on her shoulders. I wrap my thighs around her head, Y/n sucks on my clip as she fingers me a bit faster.

"Mmm f-fuck Y/n right there, right there." I moan.

Y/n spits on my pussy and continues to eat me out and fingers me faster, she slips in a second finger. She curls her fingers and fingers me faster. I moan the urge to cum was getting stronger.

She rolls her tongue on my clit adding different amounts of pressures as she eats me out and fingers me. "Holy shit. Fuck! Right there daddy." I moan and shudder.

Y/n sucks harshly on my clit, as she fingers me even faster. I moan as I feel that familiar knot forming in my stomach.

"Fuck....Y/n baby I'm close." I moan in pleasure.

Y/n continues to eat me out and fingers me. I can't take it anymore I moan in pleasure I break eye contact with her and throw my head back and let go. I cum in her mouth, on her face, and on her fingers. My legs shake and buckle in pleasure as I cum.

Y/n helps me ride out my high. She licks and cleans up my sticky mess, she pulls her fingers out. I moan and bite my lip as I watch her lick and sucks my juices off her fingers.

"Mmm tasty." She says.

I blush darkly at her comment. I sit up, Y/n smiles and sits on the edge of the bed. I smile and get off the bed, I kneel on my knees between her legs. I spit on her dick and slowly stroke her dick. Y/n quietly moans as I do this.

*Y/n's pov*

I moan in pleasure as Ellie slowly strokes my dick. Once I'm hard she takes me in her mouth. I moan and run my fingers through her hair as she slowly bobs her head.

"Mmm fuck." I moan I look down and bite my lip as Ellie looks up and locks eyes with me as she gives me head.

Ellie hums against my dick and bobs her head a bit faster. I moan and hold her hair up in a ponytail as she gives me head. Ellie chokes and gags a bit as the tip of my dick hits the back of her throat.

Ellie reached down and plays with my balls. I moan and grip her hair a bit tighter. "F-Fuck Ellie, just like that." I moan in pleasure.

Ellie sucks the soul out of my dick and bobs her head faster as she massages my balls. I moan as the urge to cum gets stronger. "Ellie, baby I'm close." I moan.

I moan as I feel my balls tighten.

Throat pie:

I can't take it anymore, I bust my load in her mouth. Ellie chokes and gags a bit as I cum in her mouth. Ellie swallows my load and sucks me dry, she collects every last drop of cum.

My dick falls from her mouth and falls limp. Ellie smiles and shows me a mouth full of cum. Some of my cum drips down her chin, I smile and gently rub her chin.

"Swallow my cum." I say.

Ellie smiles and swallows my cum. "Mmm tasty."

I blush darkly. "Fuck baby. You really know how to suck dick."

Ellie giggles, she gets up and lays on the bed and lays down in Missionary. "Mmm, I want you deep inside me ."

I blush darkly at her comment. I join her on the bed, I hover over her. I rub my tips through her folds and slowly slide my dick inside her.

I slowly slide my dick inside her. We both moan as her walls immediately clench around my dick. "Mmm tell me when to move baby."

Ellie nods, she takes a moment to adjust to my size. "Mmm fuck I thought you were big in my mouth but you feel even bigger inside me."

I smirk, I lean down and kiss her. Ellie kisses back. "M-Move." Ellie moans.

I rest my head against Ellie's and look deep into her eyes as I slowly thrust in and out of her.

*Ellie's  pov*

I moan in pleasure as Y/n slowly thrusts in and out of me. Fuck she's really deep inside me, I can feel her massive dick throbbing inside me. She really needed a release, I moan and rest my head against hers.

I look down and watch her dick slowly slide in and out of me. Fuck she was balls deep inside me, she was so sexy her cute moans as she thrust into me a bit faster than before.

I moan, I reach down and grip her ass as she thrusts into me a bit faster than before. I moan loudly in pleasure.

"Mmm fuck you're really deep in there." I moan in pleasure.

"Yeah? You like that baby? Daddy balls deep inside you stretching out your walls?" She questions as she goes faster and faster.

"Mmm I love it." I moan in pleasure as her balls slap against my skin and our moans fill the room. Fuck she was so sexy when she is a Dom. Her being a Dom made my legs weak and made me super wet.

It was a major turn on. I moan in pleasure, my walls clench around her. It's only been 10 minutes and I was already about to cum.

"Mmm someone close?" Y/n asks seductively.

"Mmm I'm close baby, I'm gonna cum." I moan in pleasure.

"Let go baby. Cum for daddy." Y/n sexily whispers in my ear.

I moan and she kisses on my neck leaving hickys. I moan as I feel myself getting closer to cumming.

"Mmm I'm gonna squirt." I moan.

I squirt all over her abs, her dick and all over her thighs and all over the sheets. Y/n smirks and keeps going. Y/n goes at an angle and starts to hit my G spot.

Y/n and I both moan in pleasure. I moan and wrap my legs around her waist and pull her closer to me and leg trap her so she can't pull out.

"Mmm fuck so tight." Y/n cutely moans out in pleasure.

I pull her down and wrap my arms and legs around her as she continues to thrust in and out of me faster and harder. I moan and kiss her, we both moan in the kiss. She breaks the kiss and places her face in the crook of my neck.

Fuck she has amazing dick game. Y/n moan and kisses my neck as she thrusts in and out of me harder and faster. Her balls slap against my skin as our moans fill the room.

I feel her dick throbbing inside me, she was super hard and really needed a release.i moan as I feel that familiar knot forming in my stomach. I moan and grip the sheets.

"Y/n baby, I'm close." I moan in pleasure.

"Ugh me too baby." Y/n moans.

I feel her precum leak inside me letting me know that she was close to cumming and desperate needed a release. My legs shake in pleasure as she continues to pound my g spot.

I feel my walls clench around her dick. "Need to cum baby?" Y/n asks as she moans in pleasure.

"So damn bad." I moan in pleasure.

"Let go baby." Y/n moans as she fucks my brains out. I moan and squirt all over her abs and dick y/n moans in pleasure as she goes as fast and as hard as she can go.

Y/n's breathing gets heavier letting me know that she was close to cumming. "Yes, yes cum in me, I'm not letting you go until you cum in me." I moan in pleasure. I leg trap Y/n so she can’t pull out.

I was as I see pleasure on her face. Her face cutely contorts as she is about to bust her load deep inside me.

"Mmm f-fuck." Y/n cutely moans in pleasure.

I giggle. "Cum baby, cum in my slutty pussy."

*Y/n's pov*

I moan in pleasure as I feel myself getting closer to cumming. My breathing gets heavier letting her know that I was close to cumming.

"Yes, yes cum in me. I'm not letting you go until you cum in me." Ellie moans in pleasure.

"Mmm fuck." I moan in pleasure.

Ellie giggles. "Cum baby, cum in my slutty pussy." Ellie moans loudly in pleasure.

Creampie #1:

I can't take it anymore, I bust my load deep inside Ellie. Ellie moans and cums all over my dick. We both moan as I shoot ropes of cum deep inside her and paint her walls white.

"Mmm fuck." Ellie moans.

I rest my head against hers as I continue to slowly thrust in and out of her slowly pumping her full of cum. I help Ellie ride out her high, once we both come down from our highs I slowly pull out of her.

Thick cum oozes out of her and onto the bed. We both lay there panting and trying to catch our breaths. "Fuck you are amazing in bed." Ellie pants out.

I giggle and kiss her. "Mmm so are you." I smile and look into her eyes. Ellie smiles and scoots her ass back against me. She lifts her ass cheek up a bit.

I smirk and slide my dick back inside her cum filled pussy. I moan and rest my head against her, I massage her boobs as I slowly thrust in and out of her.

"Such a good girl." I tease her.

"Mmm fuck, all for you." Ellie moans.

I smirk and look into her eyes full of lust. Ellie moans out in pleasure. I smirk, I lift her leg up a bit as I thrust in and out of her tight cum filled pussy faster and faster.

Ellie moans and looks deep into my eyes. "Mmm I've been such a naughty girl. Mmm fuck." Ellie moans seductively.

I moan and thrust into her faster and faster, my balls slap against her skin as our moans fill the room. Ellie moans and looks deep into my eyes as I continue to fuck her brains out.

"Fuck....fuck....fuck." Ellie squeaks out with each thrust. Ellie's mouth hangs open, her eyes roll to the back of her head as I continue to pound her pussy.

Ellie moans and screams in pleasure as I hit her g spot. "Ahhh I'm gonna squirt." Ellie moans in pleasure. I hold her leg up and thrust into her faster and harder, her boobs bounce up and down as I continue to fuck her.

I reach down and rub her clit with my thumb. Ellie's legs lean against mine. "Oh fuck." Ellie shouts as she squirts like crazy all over the bed and sheets.

I smirk and kiss her neck and gently slap her pussy, Ellie moans and shudders as I do this. I smirk and moan in her ear, I wrap my arm around her waist and continues to hold her leg up as I thrust in n's out of her harder and faster.

"Mmm fuck it feels so good." Ellie cries out in pleasure.

I moan in pleasure and keep going. I moan as I feel myself getting close to cumming.

"Ahhh I'm close." I moan.

"Me too." Ellie moans.

I moan in pleasure, my breathing gets heavier letting Ellie know that I'm close to cumming.

"Yes cum in me. Cum in me." Ellie moans begging for my load as I feel that all to familiar feeling in my balls.

"E-Ellie baby I'm gon-" I try to warn in her in time but I'm unable too.

Creampie #2:

I moan in pleasure and bust my load deep inside her. Ellie moans and cums all over my dick, we both moan as I shoot ropes of cum deep inside her and paint her walls white.

"Mmm fuck there's so much cum." Ellie moans in pleasure.

I moan and lean in and kiss her. I moan in the kiss as the last of my cum oozes inside her. I help her ride out her high, once we both come down from our highs I slowly pull out of her.

Thick cum oozes out of her and drips down her thigh and onto the bed. "Fuck there's so much cum deep inside me." Ellie moans in pleasure as my cum oozes inside her.

I smile and kiss her. "Mmm fuck baby, your pussy feels like heaven." I moan.

Ellie giggles and kisses back. "Mmm you have amazing dick game."

"Yeah?" I ask laughing a bit.

"Yeah you can really make a girl cum." Ellie says panting and trying to catch her breath.

Ellie takes a moment to catch her breath. She sits up. "I'm not done with you just yet baby. I want every last drop of your cum inside me."

Fuck that may have been the hottest thing I've heard.

I smirk and pick her up. She giggles and squeals. I push the tip of my dick in her and slowly sinks down her down on my dick we both moan as she takes my length deep inside her tight pussy.

"Mmm fuck. You're really deep in there." Ellie moans.

I rest my head against hers and look deep into her eyes. "So wet and tight." I moan. "I'm gonna destroy your tight pussy slut."

"Yeah daddy?" Ellie moans.

"Yeah slut. I'm gonna destroy your pussy and pump you full of cum. I'm gonna drain my balls in you." I moan as I slowly slide her up and down on my dick.

"Mmm I'm your cum slut daddy." Ellie moans.

"Mmm you're my cum dumpster slut." I moan as I move her up and down on my dick faster and faster.

"Mmm please daddy turn me into your cum dumpster." Ellie moans in pleasure as I move her up and down on my dick a bit harder and faster than before.

"Mmm so fucking good. I don't think I can last to much longer baby. You have amazing grip." I moan in pleasure.

"Mmm fuck yes give me your load." Ellie moans in pleasure.

"Yeah your a slut for daddy's cum you want daddy's cum deep inside your tight pussy?" I ask seductively as I slide her up and down on my dick faster and faster than before.

The only sounds in the room was the tv in the background and our moans and my balls slapping against her skin.

"Mmmm fuck daddy I'm close. Ahhh I'm squirting I'm squirting." Ellie moans I feel her shake and buckle against me as she squirts all over my dicks, thighs and all over the ground.

"Let go baby. Cum for daddy." I say seductively.

*Ellie's pov*

Holy fuck this felt amazing. Y/n was balls deep inside me. God I was so close to cumming and it's only been 10 minutes.

"Let go baby. Cum for daddy." Y/n nips my ear and whispers. Her words made me weak. She was so sexy when she was a Dom

She's really deep in there. Mmmm she feels so fucking good balls deep inside me.

I moan in pleasure as my walls clench around her, I was close to cumming. I couldn't take it anymore, I moan and throw my head back. My eyes roll to the back of my head.

I can't take it anymore and cum all over her dick. Some of my cum drips down her dick.

Me cumming sends Y/n over the edge. Y/n busts her load deep inside me. I gasp and moan as she fills me up with her load.

"Oh my g-god." I moan as she shoots thick ropes of sticky cum deep inside me. I sigh in pleasure as I feel her warm juices oozing inside me.

Y/n Cutely moans in my ear and nips in my ear. Fuck shes still unloading her massive seed deep inside me. 

"Mmm fuck, give me all your cum." I moan and dig my nails in her back as she comes down from her high. Cum still oozing inside me.

I moan. "Mmm use your dick and stuff your cum inside me no cum better drip out of my pussy." I sexily moan.

*Y/n's pov*

Creampie #3:

I feel Ellie cum all over me, her cumming amends me over the edge. I unload my massive load deep inside her pussy.

We both moan as I stuff her full with my seed. Ellie moans and throws her head back her eyes roll to the back of her head as I fill her up with my cum.

"Mmm fuck give me all your cum." Ellie moans in pleasure. She digs her nails in my back as I continue to unload my massive seed deep in her pussy.

I moan. Ellie moans and looks me deep in the eyes.

"Mmm use your dick and stuff your cum inside me no cum better drip out of my pussy." Ellie sexily moans.

I do as she requests I use my dick as a plug and stuff my cum deep inside her making sure no cum drips out.

"Mmm such a cum slut." I moan.

"Heheh, I want more." Ellie whispers and nips my ear.

We both moan as I help slide her off my dick. I set her down. "Daddy all tapped out?" Ellie questions as she gets on the bed and gets on all fours. "Or does she still got enough cum?"

I giggle. "Mmm I still got three more loads for you baby."

Ellie giggles, she shakes her ass. I smirk and move behind her. I slide my dick back inside her cum filled pussy. Ellie moans as my dick is back deep inside her.

I place my hand on her hip and grab a fist full of her hair and wrap it around my hand. I slowly thrust back and forth.

Ellie moans and grips the sheets. "F-Faster daddy."

I spank her ass and pound her pussy from behind faster and faster than before.

"Mmmm I love you spanking my ass." Ellie moans.

"Like this?" I question and spank her ass again.

"Harder daddy." Ellie moans.

I spank her ass a bit harder than before. "Like that daddy." Ellie moans.

I smirk and spank her ass again Ellie moans. My balls slap against her skin as our moans fill the room.

"Fuck...fuck....fuck." Ellie squeaks out with each thrust.

I moan and go a bit faster and harder as I pound her pussy from behind.

"Mmm fuck I don't think I'll last much longer." I moan, her walls were clenching around my dick letting me know she was close to cumming.

"Ahh daddy I'm gonna cum." Ellie moans.

Ellie moans and squirts. I feel her juices on my abs, on my thighs and squirts on the sheets.

My breathing gets heavier letting Ellie know that I'm close to cumming.

"Yes... cum in me.... Give me your load." Ellie squeaks out with each thrust.

Ellie helps me out and slides back and forth in my dick throwing her ass back against me. I moan as I feel that all to familiar feeling in my balls.

Creampie #4:

Ellie cums all over my dick sending me over the edge. I can't take it anymore I unload my massive load deep inside her pussy.

Ellie moans and grips the sheets as I shout ropes of thick sticky cum deep inside her pussy.

"Mmm yes, just like that daddy. Give me every last drop of your seed." Ellie sexily moans.

I moan and slowly thrust back and forth as I come down from my high my cum shooting deep inside her cum filled pussy.

I come down from my high as I fill her up with the last of my cum. I slowly pull out, thick cum immediately oozes out of her and drips down her folds onto her thighs and onto the bed and sheets. I smirk, I lick up the cum and kiss her pussy. Ellie moans and gasps as I do this.

"Mmm fuck." Ellie moans.

“Ellie?” I say.

Ellie looks at me. I smile and gently stroke her cheek, with my thumb. “I’m in love with you…. Will you be my girlfriend?”

Ellie smiles. “Yes, a thousand times yes. I’ll be your girlfriend.” Ellie smile and kisses me. “I’m in love with you too.”

I smile, we kiss again. “Mmm fuck I’m really tapped out. Can we skip those final two rounds and shower?” I question.

Ellie giggles and nods. We go and shower, and let’s just say that we finished the last two rounds in the shower. Then we kinda fell asleep naked after a lot of cuddling and making out.

[pseudophan]

there's been a lot of interest already in the cookbook, a staggering amount actually, which is very exciting!!! because so many people want to get involved though i need to figure out the best way to do this, to avoid repeating dishes and making sure at least the majority of them are actually feasible for dan and phil to make and eat lmao. like do i think they will actually use it.. ehh.. i have my doubts.. but nevertheless we will treat it as if they will, just in case

obviously they have to be relatively easy, that's not to say they all need to be absolute beginner recipes though like lets give them some credit, but at the same time also nothing suuuper complicated

there's also the part where phil hates or can't have like half of all foods, that's another challenge. on that note, does anyone have a comprehensive list of things both of them have said they don't like/can't eat? or even dishes they say they enjoy a lot? phil shouldn't have dairy (though that doesn't necessarily mean zero dairy in any dishes, just maybe let's try to limit it), doesn't like cheese, mushrooms, soup, olives, what else?

anyway my main point i was gonna get to at the start of this post before it got away from me is i think i'll make a google form where you can submit what dish(es) you would like to contribute and then i'll look through them all and figure it out from there. i'm guessing the best way of doing it would be to get everyone to provide multiple options so that if a dish gets repeated a lot we can still try to get as many people as possible involved. whether the final pick is one recipe per person or not remains to be seen, it's hard to tell exactly how many will actually participate in the end

sorry this was supposed to be a short post just going "i'm making a google form", i promise there will be more info and less rambling coming later

[prncessjaeger]

ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀིྀི

“c’monnnn you can’t miss work for 3 hours? besides any other day when we’re home we’re doing…other things around this time!” you held your pink bag decorated with hand tied bows, hair tied neatly in your signature ballerina bun and adorned in pink colored high priced athletic wear, “no baby i can’t…i have an important meeting in like 30 minutes and then a very important phone call afterwards and-”

you sighed, cutting him off and rolled your eyes, walking away from him mumbling, “you always put your work before me,” and grabbed your keys, “hey, we can go out to dinner afterwards if you’d like?”

“hard pass. see you later, love you.” you left your home feeling defeated, hoping one day your husband would finally attend to one of your ballet performances and get this! you received the lead role and even that couldn’t interest him into one of your shows. so, you tried listening to spirit lifting music to get your mood ready and pumped until you reached then venue, preparing yourself for the first night.

”oh goodie! you’re dressed, are you ready? i saw a cute someone walk in here with white lilies and tulips!” your brow furrowed at the stage director’s words, “who? definitenlyyyy not my husband he’s busy with work-“ you were cut off with a sound of claps and lights dimmming down,

“it’s time! places everyone!”

જ⁀➴₊⊹ 🎀

when the last act was finished, you and your castmates bowed together receiving many flowers thrown on the stage. you went back to grab your things from the green room, noticing the other girls belongings disappear from the vanities and sighed, wondering if you should’ve taken up the dinner idea with your husband.

your husband, who scared the absolute shit out as he sat in your vanity chair and smirks at you, “what in the world are you-” he puts his finger on your lip? shush-ing you quickly, “hi my love! beautiful show you out in out there? absolutely beautiful.” he rose up and hugged your shocked figure, “what’re you-…how did you-?”

“ehh pulled a few strings, rescheduled some other things .” he shrugged like it was the easiest thing in the world, “but you said…?”

“that i couldn’t come? yeah i genuinely could not have came, but that doesn’t mean i wouldn’t have came either, c’mon this is your first lead role and you’d think i would’ve missed it? crazy.” he leaned down and peck your plump lips that were pouted, twice and handing you two sets of gorgeous white flowers, “tulips and lilies, your faves unless you changed them in the span of 4 hours hm?”

“n-no, i didn’t- these are beautiful baby! but, are you sure I looked beautiful onstage?” your eyes sparkle from your subtle glitter eye makeup, warming up your husbands heart, “yes, stunning even… in fact,” his hands removed your bag and belongings from your shoulders, sitting them down neatly on the floor and wrapped his arm around your waist and his hand cupped your jaw.

he stared at you lovingly, engulfing you into a passionate kiss and held you tenderly in your arms. your lips moved perfectly against his as his thumb caressed your cheek. he then kissed your exposed neck so soft to the point that it tickled which caused cute giggles to leave your mouth, “what’s funny?”

“nothing-hehehe, nothing baby look how about we go to that dinner you recommended earlier?” you could see his face fall, “you said no earlier or wait- it was actually, “hard pass” so i canceled it.” he mocked you then flinched when your hand raised to hit him, “fine…takeout?”

“takeout it is.”

[icarusredwings]

Just wondering since you mentioned something about it, but in your fic where charles is asexual, you said something about them doing telepathic stuff? I was interested to know how that might work? If it's the touching he doesn't like or just in general?

Hi, yes, so Charles is ace, but he's in between the spectrum of sex repusled and enjoys it. It's part of the touching, but he still likes to be touched in little ways. Does that make sense?

Cw: Talk of sex and related topics

Including cringy young lovers figuring stuff out

So Charles is here. That blue dot. On the line. He likes all the stuff leading up to sex (minus insertational foreplay and feels not good if stroked too) but he adores being scooped up, held, kissed, given hickeys, a little groping, a bit of dry grinding is okay but he gets uncomfortable very quickly if his partner isn't careful. In the fic, he is going to mention how he likes Erik because Erik won't guit trip him, complain, or accuse him of leading him on for just wanting kissed. And I don't mean just pecks, I mean full on tounge making out against a wall - he really likes that. But if you try to strip him more, then he's comfy with he'll shut it down instantly and might even tell you to leave if he feels you'll keep trying. He mentions how he's tried sex with different people, different ways, and even if he really really wants too (usually as an act of service rather then his own wants) he just... can't. It feels... bad. And sex is supposed to feel good, right? But it doesn't. And it's taken him a bit to accept that maybe he just wasn't cut out for that sort of thing. Or maybe it had something to do with his brain? Either way- He does not like to be touched.

Meanwhile, Erik is definitely sexual. He wants sex and he likes sex. He likes being touched, and he likes getting off, but he's not used to someone actually wanting to give him affection. He's spent so much time tracking down those who wronged him and trying to learn to trust his newly found friends that ehh he's not really thought about relationships much. Sure, he's fantasized about it. About settling down with a wife and a couple kids. A normal life. But later.

Because of this, he's nervous to try to touch charles mainly because he's worried he'll mess up. Even before charles tells him he'd careful, questioning his consent and is hesitant (mainly because Charles is three sheets to the wind and he doesn't want it to be regretful) but still.

So- How do they work then? Well-

Two ways, often mixed in. If Charles isn't feeling up to it he'll probably just help Erik through 'Astral' mind stuff and its great because in there it doesn't feel like hes touching him but they still have every other part that comes with the act of sex. Honestly, this is probably the only way Charles can pleasurably get off. He doesn't even really need to be held after this either and if anything wants left alone to fall asleep on his own. Talking and hand holding are alright, but holding feels weird to him after that.

This is semi an issue with Erik, who ends up with a body pillow, holding it like his life depends on it. He gets quite a bit of pleasure from the experience but really wishes he could touch him. Most times, he settles for holding his hand with their foreheads connected. (Charles likes this a lot because they can share dreams)

If charles DOES want physical stuff it most likely will involve a bunch of kissing, groping, nipping, giggling, a bit of grinding, and if he really wants too he'll let him hump him through his boxers or trousers. So it's not that he dosn't like being touched completely but the act itself dosn't feel nice either way, he's tried several times and each time he either ends up crying or leaving seconds into it. If Erik can get off through his jeans then Charles nuzzles him, praises him, thanks him for being understanding.

Hes been in that head plenty to know all the stuff Erik wished to do with him, and if Charles found one he was comfy with, they'll do it, but most of these ideas scare him.

This is probably the best outcome because then Erik can just cuddle him and not have to move but if he cant he has to go to the bathroom and come back to cuddle later.

"Mmmh.. feel better?"

"Yeh.."

".. sorry."

"For what?"

"I can't do what you want too.."

"I know. And that's okay... do you feel okay?"

Charles nods, sleepy by now.

"Well, then it's okay with me too."

Personally, I've been thinking about both, when time passes and they learn what works and what doesn't, so now they can do other stuff without fear. One thing being Erik really liking when Charles conducts him to do stuff? So here's Charles in his undies sitting on top of Erik, gripping a fistfull of his hair with the other hand on his chest bassically just using Erik how he pleases, puppeting him to buck up a certian way, his hands attached to his waist as Erik stares up at him so lovestruck as Charles dirty talks to him in his brain (YO this man has a potty mouth for real those secret little thought extanges could make a tomato blush), growling at him "Mine" while practically numbing it. Something about being controlled so that charles can take over him completely is a big kink for him, especially when he does finally get off and Charles immediately throws them into astral, rocking his hips softly, until he gets there too and he falls asleep on his chest while erik holds him.

ANYWAYS TLDR

They have sex similar to how Madelyn and Scott sometimes had sex in x men 97. Its implied that it was "Their thing" with Jean as well and thats why she was so upset with him.

Litsen fellas- telepathic cheating is still cheating.

Hope this made sense. Let me know what you think about it.

[lizsos]

The Lee's

Summary : Tatter's sister is a famous idol, she happened to meet Bada and Lusher . The problem is both of the Lee's have crush on Tatter's sister who will y/n choose in the end .

Genre: fluff , smut

(Idol reader )

It was a calm day in JustJerk studio . Bada , Lusher and Tatter were dancing around trying to come out with a new choreography gpfor Kai's new song . They've been dancing for 2 hours they came up with some ideas for the first part of the song . Bada decided that it was time for them to rest , so right now they were chilling around . Lusher was sitting on the floor while leaving on the wall behind her . Meanwhile , Tatter was lying face down on the floor , seemingly busy chatting with someone . Bada wasn't in the room at the moment, deciding to find a vending machine to by a drink .

The moment that Bada entered the room again , Tatter randomly asked a question "Unnies , what do you want to eat for lunch today ?"

"Lunch ? Are we ordering food today ?" Bada questioned tilting her slightly .

"My sister is coming today to visit us, she decided to bring lunch so we can eat together ."

"Ehh , you have a sister ?! " Lusher screamed out , surprised by the new information . Bada , also with a shocked look reposted, " Yah ! I've known you for how long and I didn't know you even had a sister. Why didn't you tell us" she point's an accusing finger at Tatter .

Finally sitting up from her position Tatter answered back both of the Lee's that had been questioning her , " In my defence, the both of you never really asked about her and she's really busy I haven't seen her in 5 months. "

"But still , I mean you've met my family " Lusher pouted , disappointed

"Well , now you know " Tatter shrugged " anyways , what do you want to eat? She waiting for our response .

" I'll have Jjajangmyeon " Bada answered still looking in deep thought. "I'll have Kimbap" Lusher requested.

"Okay I'll let her know" Tatter continued to text on her phone, seemingly serious with the conversation that she's currently in "She'll come in 40 minutes "

"Also please don't freak out when you see her . I don't want it to be awkward I trust you guys "

"Freak out? Why would we freak out ?" Bada questioned, curious about the whole situation. It was just strange to her , Tatter announcing that she has a sister that they don't know about then asking them to not freak out

"You'll see later" Tatter dismessed the question, too excited at the fact that she's finally able to meet her sister again . The girls then go back to dancing after their small break , deciding to move to making the key point of the dance . They were so focused on dancing that they didn't notice the door opening and a figure entering the room .

The unknown figure was wearing a hat and an oversized hoodie that covered her head . Not forgetting the mask that adjourned her face , making her seem more mysterious. She then put the plastic bag that contained food on the floor before walking towards Tatter and hugging her from the back while she was busy dancing . Suprised by the unexpected action Tatter squeaked in shock and tried to move away from the person holding her before relaxing after hearing a finolaiar chuckle from her sister .

"UNNIE !" Tatter yelled excitedly , turning around yo return the hug "I missed you so much " .

The unknown figure , now revealed as Tatter's sister , just chuckled at the youngers reaction , glad to finally able to see her sister again .

Throughout the whole thing , Bada and Lusher just stared at the interaction between the two sisters , it was really heart-warming and it makes them wonder about the mysterious sister of Tatter even more

" I miss you tata " th girl's beupautiful voice can be heard . "Let me take the food so e can eat" tithe girl walked back to the entrance, picking up the plastic bag , before standing next to Tatter again .

"Bada unnie seoyoung unnie this is my sister y/n . Unnie this is my dance teacher Bada and teammate seoyoung pr usually known as Lusher" Tatter introduced her sister to her members .

" hello there , nice to meet you , I'm blackpink y/n , Tatter's half sister "y/n bowed

Shocked from the famous person in front of them Lusher and Bada just stared at her before finally snapped our of their trance and bowed back , introducing themselves back .

"Well now that you all officially met , let's eat" Tatter excitedly clapped her hands . Hearing the youngest words y/n just chuckled and gestures for the rest of them to sit on the floor before taking the food out "here you go m Tteokbokki of my favourite sister " y/n gives the food to Tatter and rubbing her head before giving Bada and Lusher their food . Thanking y/n for the food, they began to eat . Bada and Lusher interrogating Tatter and y/n about their relationship throughout the whole meal .

During the conversation both Bada and Lusher cant help but glance at the beautiful girl in front of them . Sure , they've met other idols before especially Bada , being the in-house choreographer for SM , but the idol in front of them is different. Being a member 9f blackpink really showcased a different aura than most idols they've seen before , maybe because blackpink are working more often outside of korea that their vibes has changed all together .

As they talk and eat their lunches , y/n admitted that she enjoyed the company upon her . Not only she finally got to hang out with her sister and her members , the sight in front of her is definitely not disappointing . She hates to admit it , but the moment she saw her sisters friends she got attracted to them . Both of the girls had a different personality and features that attracted her .

Finshing lunch , y/n decided to stay back and watch their practice promising that she won't spill anything she watches to the Internet jokingly, making the rest of the people there laugh at her joke . As she watches the three girls finance, she can't help but be amazed , her sister really has I proved so much , her musicality and how she now can help to make a choreography herself made y/n proud . Her gaze was soon distracted by the powerful moves of bada . She can't help but be entranced by bada powerful moves . As a dancer Heslerton, she rarely see's girls that can dance with so much power , it almost felt like watching a male dancing . Even the best dancer on her team ,Lisa didn't dance that powerful . Its truly a sight to see and she can't help but blush whenever her eyes and bada's eyes connected through the mirror .

But to be honest, Lusher's dance suprised her the most . She didn't expect the girl to be a combination of Bada and Tatter . Her moves are both powerful and feminine, being the perfect piece to the puzzle . She surprised her by staying at the studio for 3 hours already , realising that she still some errands to do , she decided to say goodbye to the group thats still dancing infront of her .

"Hey guys , its really nice meeting you and watching you dance , but I gotta go now" standing up she apologised to the trio . Pouting at her own words , Tatter goes to stop the music before hugging her sister .

"Thank you for visiting and spending time here , Unnie . Also can I sleep over at your place tonight?" Tatter begged adding an extra pout as a cherry on top .

Chucking at her cute sister , " Ofcourse you can Tata " breaking off from the hug , y/n rubbed Tatter's cheek before giving it a small pinch "Its nice to know you guys too" she said to the taller dou behind them

Bada walks closer with her arms opend , signalling that she also wants a hug . Y/n smiled at the cute action and decided to follow along hugging the tall girl . It was surprising feeling , the girl's embrace is so warm and comforting that she didn't want to let go . Finally breaking off from the hug, she hot engulfed into another hug by a more cheerful girl , slightly swaying both of their bodies side to side , making her giggle at her action , loving the playful video that the girl exuded .

"Umm ... can I maybe have your number unnie ? I really enjoyed your company today and maybe we could ģet know each other more ? " Lusher rambled after letting go from their hug , her personality doing a full 180 . Gone from her cheerful personality, to ow filled with a shy rambling mess . "Ofcourse ," y/n winked , before taking her phone and adding her number , even doing an extra effort by taking a photo of herself to be used as a profile picture,. "Now you have 1/5 of balckpink members numbers "she jokingly said .

"I'll text you to let you know its me Unnie " Lusher grinned , still shocked that she actually had the number of her bias

"How about me ? I'm actually your number one fan you know " Bada asked while pouting , acting like a hurt child , making her members laugh from their leader's action "Ofcourse I'll give my number to my number one family " y/n played along to Bada's antic , amused at the girl's action . Inserting her number to the phone given to her , she then does the some thing that she did to Lusher's , but decideding to be a little extra , she does a heart cheek for the pfp , still amused that she met y/n and even had her number .

Waving goodbye to the trio , y/n packs her bag and she leaves the studio .

"Look , she added a heart for my picture " Bada bragged to Lusher after making sure y/n left

"No fair" Lusher whined "you wouldn't even get her number if I didn't ask anyways unnie, so its a win for me actually " . The dancer's continued to bicker about who got ore attention from the blackpink member before Tatter's voice cut them off "stop ! I k ow that my sister is amazing and that you have some kind of crush on her but please talking about it infront of me" Tatter complained , annoyed how they keep bragging about the attention you showed them .

"Okay , Taeyoung-ah . We won't dicuss it again . Come on leat go back to practice " Bda apologised before turning the music back on .

It was late af night and y/n just finished yptaking a shower , after making sure that Tatter has slept comfortably in her room at y/ns penthouse , she can finally relax for the day . Scrolling on her private instgram , her attention was distracted by a notification from an unknown number .

Unknow Number :

Hiiiii

Pretty girl <3 :

Ummm ... who is this ?

Unknow Number :

I'm you number one fan ;)

Just kidding, I'm not your stalker

Let me give you a clue

🌊🌊🌊

Pretty girls <3

Oh !

Hello bada unnie

I really thought some stalker manged to get my phone number 😤

Giant unnie 🌊💙 :

Sorry not sorry

Just kidding !

Sorry for the jumbscare

Pretty girl <3 :

Its okay unnie , its kinda normal occurrence for me

Giant unnie 🌊💙 :

Sorry that you went through that . I didn't know being am idol can be that scary . If you need any help just tell me

Pretty girl <3 :

Awweee ..... thank you unnie ! I'll keep that in mind ;)

Their conversation was cut off by another notification from an unknown number , guessing that this is lusher, y/n decided to play a joke on her .

Unknow Number :

Hello y/n unnie !! This is seoyoung 🤍🤍

Future girlfriend ❤ :

Umm ... who is this ?

I don't know anyone named y/n

Unknow Number :

Is this not y/n ?

If not I apologise . It seems like a texted the wrong member.

Sorry for bothering you this late .

Have a night night !!

Future girlfriend ❤ :

Lolo its me seoyoung-ah

I'm just kidding , this is my real number no need to worry .

Kitty 🐱 :

Unnie you're so mean 😿😿

Anyways I just wanted to say that I enjoyed your company today , even though I just knew you existed rptoday

Wait no!!!, not like that , I know a blackpink member , like you're really famous you know and there is no one in this industry who wouldn't know recognise you . What i mean is I just knew that you're actually related to Tatter .

I'm rambling arebt I?

Please forgive me unnie

Future girlfriend ❤ :

Why are so cuteee? ???.

Its not problem at all

Its a pleasure to finally get to know my sister's best friends and coworkers . It makes me really glad that she has someone to depend on in her job .

Throughout the night y/n kept texting Bada and Lusher back and forth . Enjoying both of the girls company .

Its safe to say that y/n has become close friends with the two Lee's . Whenever she's in Korea, she'll always spend some time to hang out with them and they still text constantly even if she's overseas .

This time y/n was staying in Korea for a longer period of time . She had just finished her closing concert in Korea and is finally given time to rest after such a long tour .

On her third day of relaxing , sho got a message from Lusher , asking her 8f she's free and if she wanted to visit the dance studio . Agreeing to the inventation since she's bored after laying in bed for the past two days , y/n went to get ready , not forgetting to wear sunglasses and a mask to cover herself . After making sure that she looks presentable, she went to the garage and drove her car to JustJerk academy. Walking to the room that Lusher told her to come in , she saw Lusher sitting on the floor , breathing heavily after what looks like an intense dance routine .

"Hey , you look exhausted " y/ greeted in a jokingly manner .

"No I'm not tired at all , uunie . What make you think that I'm tired ?" Lusher quickly responds, knowing that y/n means no harm and its how they usually talk to each other .

Y/n just chuckled at the younger girl who is still trying to catch her breath. Taking out the engery drink that she know Lusher likes , before handing it to her . Lusher just nodded happily , blushing slightly at her crushes action. I mean she can't help it, her once only celebrity crush just turned into a real crush .

"What are you practicing Seoyoung -ah? " y/n asked curious on what made Lusher dance so hard for .

"Im just preparing myself with a hard routine . I don't know if Bada unnie or Tatter told you this but team BeBe is invited to Street Woman Fighter 2 "Lusher explained excitedly, even now , she still didn't believe that they are given a chance to showcase their talent.

"Oh my god ! Congrats you guys ! Im really happy for you " y/n cheered once she heard the news,. Glad to see the girls talents will finally be appreciated.

After hanging out with lusher in the practice room for 2 more hours. You decided to part ways . Lusher was saying she had a team meeting for a shooting their crew preformance . You both said your goodbyes and left each other going different paths .

Team Bebe announcement of joining swf2 unknowingly added a new dynamic with her relationship with Bada and Lusher . Wheneven she had free time . She would join team bebe practice's and cheer them up. She's also now closed with the rest of team . Even having a group chat with her and team bebe . The rest of the girls know their Leader and sub-Leader had a crush in the Idol and they liked to tease them about it whenever they got the chance.

"Bada unnie , don't you think that y/n unnie and seoyoung unnie are extra touchy today ?" Kyma , the main bully of team bebe asked her leader . Hearing the question , Bada turned her her gaze onto Lusher and y/n who were laughing at something on Lusher's phone . Y/n was lying her head on Lusher's lap while Lusher holder her phone with one hand while her other hand was busy stroking y/n's hair. Not liking the view m Bada clapped her hand the practice will start in 5 minutes .

Amused by the leader's action, Kyma went to gossip with the rest fo the members about what has just happened. Tbroughout the practice, it was obvious that Lusher and Bada were trying to get your attention and impress you, the both of them could be found glancing at you all the time . It was pretty funny for all the members.

It was during the Mega Crew Mission that they finally let their emotions out , Bada in particular took the biggest damage. Y/n noticed that Bada seemed to lose her confidence and she looked apdiqn most of the time, meanwhile Lusher and Tatter tried to help their leader by taking action .

"Come on cheer up ! Who are you ? Bada lee !" She said to bada lifting her head up , gazing into her eyes . Her heart sqeezing itself at the sight in front of her . the strong charismatic leader that she knows looks very stressed and down . Pulling Bada into a hug , she just rubbed her back and mumbled encouraging words , trying to cheer the girl up and lessen her self-doubt .

The moment just made Bada fall harder . Her carrying actions and constant support for her and her team members are one of the reasons that she's strong enough to get through all that .

One night , after finishing the Mega Crew Mission bada and y/n were laying down on JustJerk rooftop . Deciding to take a breath after the announcement of the mission .

"Her y/n ?" Bada just started , y/n just hummed in response to Bada's question. "Im really glad that I met you " she confessed " I didn't know what would happen if I didn't meet you that time . I don't think I'll be able to pull though all those challenges " .

"Im really glad that I met you guys too . But honestly, I think your wrong , you're very strong . Your were able to get this far because of yourself and not just me . Please don't even underestimate yourself even again . Me and the girls think that you're great and will always belive in you " y/n said sincerely, still looking at the sky .

Touched by y/ns words , bada blushed heavily , glad that the night is dark and y/n wasn't looking at her . Of not , then she's definitely doomed . They just continued to talk to each other . Badas gaze flickered from y/ns eyes to her lips, wondering how if would feel against her own lips . She imagined them to be soft and luscious , maybe tasting like a strawberry, knowing that the girl in front of her likes to uses strawberry flavoured stiff . Slowly leaning in their lips met in the middle , fireworks exploding in both of their stomach. Their kiss lasted for some time before they leaned back to catch their breath .

"Wow " y/n mumbled . Still shocked that she kissing bada . To be honest she's been attracted to the girl form the beginning, finding her style to be unique and her charming personality fun to be around.

"Wow indeed" Bada agreed " so , uh do you maybe wanna go on a date sometime ?" She decided to shoot her shot m knowing that she'll do whatever it takes to be with the idol , she feels kinda gulity for asking you you out knowing that Lusher also had a crush on you and both of them have been in some kind of friendly rivalry for the past few months .

"Yaeh ofcourse , I would like to ," you replied shyly. "Bht what about seoyoung ? I don't want to disappoint her her " her mind was in some kind of dilemma. Sure she likes lushers company but to her , not as romantic partner. "Im sure she's a big girl already , she'll be able to accept your decision " bada reassured uy/n , taking the girl into a comforting hug , trying to calm her racing thoughts .

"Uh yeah , your right " y/n agrres noddding her head , her arms were wrapped tightly around badas waist , enjoying her company.

The next day y/n went to join bebe practice she decided to tell lusher about her decision

"Seoyoung -ah can we talk ? " she called out m trying to get lushers attention . Nodding her head , the slightly taller girl walked towards the idol and both of them went to an empty room .

" uh I just want to tell you that I know that you have a crush on me and I'm sorry that I can't return your feelings " y/n bowed feeling truly sorry for the younger girl ? "I always thought of you as a little sister , like Tater and I would tike to apologise of it seem like I'm leading on you on"

Lusher could feel her heart break but decided to accept y/ns decision whole heartdly "its bada unnie isn't it?" She said bitterly , slightly disappointed that her unnie got to be with her crush .

"Its not badas fault , but yes we decided to try it out together it didn't feel right to hide it from you "

"Its alright y/n unnie I knew from the start that one of us will lose and I kinda prepared for it . At least I know that you'll be with bada unnie and she'll take care of you "

Y/n just hugged the girl in response " I know you'll find so enemies better than me eventually someone who will love you better seoyoung -ah "

You bothwent back to the practice room you and bada announced it and everyone has happy especially Tatter she was happy some got to love her sister .

You and bada went back to your penthouse and you said to bad in her ear "bada I want you "

Bada was kinda shocked but she didn't complain she carried you to your room and sat you on the bed .

You kissed bada harshly wish took her by surprise.

Bada instantly kisses you back grunting, Her hands squeezing your breasts causing you to gasp and she slides her tongue into your mouth, swirling and exploring every inch of it. She kisses you harder and harder, teeth clashing and tongues dancing with each other, her hand goes up to cup your jaw, trying to mold her lips into yours .

''F-Fuck! w-wait'' You breath out cupping her cheeks to pull her away, you tilt your head s to the side and lean in to attatch your lips with her swollen pouty ones.

You let out a shaky breath hesitant at first, but then shake your head, your lips curving into a smirk. ''Lets see if you deserve to see my face hm?''

You were sprawled out on your bed by now, your shirt and skirt are long gone at this point .

''Take it off'' she pants out as she pulls away staring at you.

She stares at you hard. You're used the intensity of her gaze, but this is that special stare. That lusty one she gives you in dance practices when you sit there all pretty with your mini skirts laughing along with the other bebe members .

She holds her position, all up in your personal space as her fingers trail up your bare thigh. ''I know these pretty thighs all too well by the way you walk around me in dance practice '' Her hand inches upwards, fingers hooking around the band of your panties before pulling them and letting them go making them snap against your skin.

"Do you know how fucking good you look right now? How badly I've wanted to fuck you?'' She says as his voice drips with lust. '' the things you make me feel y/n " bada said with a shaky breath leaving a sloppy kiss right under your ear and the area around your neck .

The sudden sting causes you to jolt and whimper, a pout forming on your glossy lip.'

'Lets see if you can actually scream huh'' She mutters as she inches forward to your soaked panties, her breath fanning your silk covered fold earning little whines from you.

''T-take them off!'' You whimper, your hands going down to hold her hair and tugging on them slightly causing her to smirk. And so she does, in an instant she rips your panties off and without any warning, she connects her lips to your soaking folds, as if it was a magnet pulling Bada .

''O-Oh oh badaaaaa fuckfuckfuckk g-gon make me cummmmm- ngh'' You cry out arching your back, nipples hard and thighs trembling vigorously, your legs wrap around her shoulders practically suffocating her with your thighs, but she doesn't mind it she has wanted this for way too long now, she was too pussy drunk to notice.

“Mmm..s’sweet mmm” He mumbles into your cunt sending vibrations up your core.

You're mweling as you feel a new sensation build up in your stomach once you feel her tongue enter you, her nose nudging against your clit. her tongue rolling inside you and your spongey spot that will lead you to your destruction, she knows you're close- and just when you're about to have an earth shattering orgasm, she pulls away with a cocky grin, lips glossy and puffy, cheeks and chin stained in your juices, eyes fully lust-blowen. If it was possible, bada would definitely have heart in her eyes right now.

You whine and buck your hips shifting closer to the edge of the bed , hands yanking her head back down into your core in attempt for any stimulation.

She listen to you and continues her job hitting all the spots that makes you fold at the spot

"Ahhhhh~~~ bada im close fuckfuck fuck " you said as you were tugging on her hair for life "cum for me y/n let me taste you" she said while moving her tongue.

You had to admit she had amazing tounge skills , skills that would make you scream .

"CummingCummingCumming" you said as your load went out bada slowed down her movements but still her head was deep down in your core licking cat licks on your pussy while drinking up your juice .

Bada lifted her her up and went to kiss you a deep loving kiss .

You both washed up and went to your bed , you insisted bada to just sleep over and you both cuddled until the sun came up .

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The end ~

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[nejiverse]

YOU’RE HIRED!

Nagi Seishiro

In which you ‘interview’ your jobless boyfriend

cw: suggestive at the end, choki is the name of nagi’s pet cactus for those who don’t know, I’ll proofread this later lol

802 words

"Sei you really need to get a job", you plopped down next to him on the bed as he looked extremely focused on what ever game he was playing.

"Ehh? Sounds like a pain".

"Breathing is a pain for you love, at this point you're just gonna have to build a bridge and get over it", you spoke resting your head on his shoulder.

He frowned. "Building a bridge sounds like a pain too".

"...i meant that metaphorically, I don't actually expect you to build one", you didn't think you'd ever have to explain that...but here you were.

"Still a pain".

You were on the verge of banning that word from his vocabulary.

You let the room fall silent for a second before you quickly snatched his console away from him and crawled to the end of the bed.

Which unfortunately was unsuccessful because Nagi grabbed you by your leg.

"Stealing isn't nice y'know", he pouted while he put his hand out, expecting you to drop his console back into his hand.

"Oh like that time you stole my last chicken nugget?".

"Borrowed actually", he huffed.

You shook your head and stuffed his console down your shirt, showing your empty hands to him as if you've just done the most incredible magic trick.

"You need a life babe", it was true. All he did was wake up, play games, and go back to sleep. It was unhealthy.

"You are my life", he responded.

You laughed. "Nice try but that won't get your console back".

"Aw, damn".

You thought of an idea that'd entertain you but also would let you figure out if your boyfriend was equipped for a job...or if anyone would even consider employing him.

"Alright pretend i'm your potential employer, if you pass my interview you can have it back", you sat up and crossed your legs.

Nagi agreed, but only if you'd make it easy.

"So tell me a bit about yourself", you decided to skip introductions. There was no way anyone could flunk that, even your lazy boyfriend.

"Mmm my name is Nagi Seishiro, I like games and sleep", he blinked at you as you urged him to go on but he only shrugged his shoulders. "That's it".

You face palmed at his hopelessness. "Sei is that seriously what you're gonna tell your employer?!".

"Of course it is".

The fact that he was serious added to your worry for him but the show must go on.

"Why did you decide to apply for this job?".

Nagi placed a hand on his chin in thought. He already had his answer but it just added to the theatrics of it all in his opinion.

"I was forced to apply against my will by my girlfriend", he spoke.

"Seiii! Your employer will literally leave!", you shook his shoulders gently.

"I say good riddance".

"Okay one more question, and answer it properly!", you forewarned. He thought his answers were pretty proper though.

"Why should we hire you?".

"So my girlfriend'll stop bugging me about getting a job...do I get the job now?".

"Fuck no", you laughed, scooting closer to your disappointed boyfriend who laid back down with a sigh.

"If it makes you feel any better, A for effort", you laid your head on his chest. "You can just work from home or something".

"I can be a house husband", you looked up at him quizzically.

"Sei, sweetie, love of my life, you don't even do the small chores you have these days...I don't think that's possible", you patted his chest.

He grumbled under his breath, you really had zero faith in him but you were only being realistic.

"Alright then I can be a stay at home dad”.

You raised a brow. Nagi of all people as a father??. "For that you'd need actual kids. We've none of those".

You were taken aback when Nagi moved your head from his chest to the pillow and got on too of you, a hand at your head and the other on your waist. You blinked blankly. "Let's get to baby makin' then", he said it so casually, you were shocked…but not completely opposed to the idea.

“S-seriously?”, you averted your gaze to the side.

Nagi’s hand slithered up your top as he shook his head.

“Nah, I just realised I’d still have to do chores”, he took back his console and laid next to you, continuing his game. “Besides we’ve got a kid already”.

“We do?”.

“Yeah, Choki”.

Masterlist :)

a/n: more drafts..I’ve a biology exam in two days and I just came back from holidays 💀

[general-cyno]

ehh it's just me musing but. I do find it a little curious that (depending on who likes whom I guess) cora is usually either seen as some saintly flawless goofy figure or a brainwashed cop who got killed because he refused to try and save his brother. I do think his character is not exactly easy to pinpoint, considering he appears for a very short time and in a flashback nonetheless, plus the fact that he's dead means no further fleshing out of his character - broadly speaking - outside of the people who knew him and are willing to provide insight on what he was like, though that'd still be kinda biased.

however I believe there's actually a bunch of things that were straight up shown and some that can be pieced together from what little panel/screen time he had: ie how he's seemingly more bad tempered, impulsive and violent than he's portrayed as in fanon at times, albeit motivated by his own priorities at the moment (trying to kick the shit out of law to stop him from exposing cora to doflamingo) + his sense of what's right and wrong and to whom it applies (punching medical staff and setting hospitals on fire for mistreating law, whom he'd been trying to help).

specifically about the navy and doflamingo part... it irks me a little, tbh. partly because it removes what little agency cora had during the flashbacks and sort of waters down his motivation to stop his brother. it's not just whatever crimes doflamingo was committing or planning to back then and the navy wanting to put a stop to that - the thing is that cora was influenced, at least to an extent, to oppose doflamingo based on their childhood experiences with (ofc) the more negative ones, which include doffy murdering their father right in front of him, overshadowing anything else. as he tells law, cora can't fathom how their kind parents could've borne someone as evil as his brother. and yet. that's the other thing. cora was very much a child, and younger than doflamingo at that, when the elder DQs chose to leave marijoa and all that it entailed after. between all the traumatic events he lived through and later being raised by a marine (sengoku of all people), I'll be the first to say his perception of those events, of their parents and doffy himself is not really the most unbiased or reliable. we don't see him questioning the existence of celestial dragons (beyond warning law he's in danger when cora finds out about the D) nor the nature of the WG/the marines and the antagonistic role they play in OP's universe. we didn't have him long enough for those things to be put to question deeply anyway, especially not wrt to doflamingo, so imo it makes sense that his focus wasn't on "saving" but stopping him.

that said... he does witness the worst of it, kind of. through law. law is the very reason why I don't agree with the idea of cora being simply a brainwashed cop. this guy watched how people (those who should care) mistreated, dehumanized and demonized a sick child over prejudices caused by the lies the nobles and WG itself relied on to sweep their own corruption under the rug. he saw first hand how all those doctors ran to call the WG to kill the child and how they answered to do that. and what did he do? he lied and betrayed the organization he'd been part of (presumably for more than the years he spent undercover) and the man who'd raised him like a son just to save the kid that everyone, even the so called justice, had turned his back on and would've gotten rid of if given the chance. heck, when he first brought up the topic of law with sengoku, the man basically told him not to favor him too much for it could jeopardize his mission.

but perhaps the biggest proof is that he lied to law about being a marine when the latter directly asked if cora was one. as he later admits, cora lied to him about this because he didn't want law to hate him - and knowing all law lived through (flevance), seeing some of it himself (their hospital shenanigans) and what law told him as well, cora knew he had plenty of understandable and justified reasons to hate anyone ever slightly associated with the marines or the WG, including cora. to me, someone who's completely blinded by the navy/WG propaganda and follows their every order to the letter without thought wouldn't have denied his own affiliation nor been so determined to ditch being a marine and make an enemy out of those institutions (even if that also meant betraying his father figure) just to save, protect and do right by a child who'd been clearly failed by them. at no point did cora ever try to argue that Not All Marines, much less express any other sentiments of that sort to law.

on a similar vein, despite insisting doflamingo was evil and an agent of destruction - law is also the proof cora was somewhat aware that his brother (and people like doflamingo) normally don't pop out of nowhere and do Terrible Things just because. that maybe in other (better) circumstances, doffy might've become someone different and/or made different choices. after all, cora is the one who points out the similarities between doflamingo and law, and eventually does his best to turn law's life around so that he won't follow the same path. should he have tried to save doflamingo as well? when? how? would it have worked? who knows. and if you ask me, regardless of their similarities at that moment in time, doffy was already a grown ass man compared to law and cora himself was just an even younger kid when shit hit the fan in their childhood. I'm not sure doflamingo (as an adult) would've been particularly receptive of "help" either, considering his disdain for the kindness in cora and their father that he saw as a weakness. not to mention waaay too many other factors that come into play also (trebol and co's grooming and influence for example). still, one of them did pull the literal trigger in the end and it wasn't cora, so there's that.

all in all, for a character with such a short lived amount of time in the story - cora is quite the complex one and so very compelling. characterizing him as just strictly one thing or the other can be a little reductive but the fact that his character can be explored beyond that in the first place (once more, despite his lil bit of alive and onscreen moments) is what's fun and says a lot about the writing itself.

[coffin-hopping]

hey! I got to thinking and actually turned this post of mine into a small drabble

(give me your thoughts on this subject btw!)

this one may be a bit for me to unpack but bare with me lol

so I’ve actually gone on a bit of a spiel about Arthur, his brownness and how that relates to external love, self love, and largely self hatred (I’ll find the post later) the thing is, I really only talked about how all of that relates to his relationship with John, and since the Saltzmans are a bigger can of worms to unpack they definitely deserve their own post

the most prominent relationships he has are with Daniel (father-in-law) and Bella (late wife)

here, I’m gonna focus on the implications of the Saltzmans being brown family

Kayne remarks that Arthur fell ���in-like” with Bella, and while that can be interpreted in many ways (Arthur is gay, Arthur is arospec, etc etc) I think in this specific case it can be interpreted as Arthur choosing a “safe” option, let me elaborate— I believe Arthur and Bella really were good friends before they got into a relationship, and in some way loved each other, but the marriage wasn’t as magical or fantastical as either were made to believe marriage would be. not because they didn’t love each other, but because they married out of fear, the fear of never being able to find someone like them again, or someone willing to marry someone like them, someone who looks like they do

the relation of their brownness could also be a factor in Daniel’s anger at Arthur for allowing Bella to leave her pursuit of education to marry him, being that its the 1930s and it would obviously be LOT harder to go to college and pursue higher academics as a woman of color

now, let’s shift the focus to Daniel

we know now from information given in one of the recent episodes that Arthur didn’t have a good relationship with his father, that he was a drunk and payed little attention to him (not sure how I feel about that because ehh it’s a little stereotypical, something I’ve personally gone through though) (yay! projection!) . when Arthur reunites with Daniel, the two are able to talk things through (as best as they can before yk everything with Collins happens) and Arthur begins to consider Daniel as a father-figure, even calling him Dad. this aspect, in my perspective as a brown man, is very sweet! Arthur after a lifetime of grief is able to reconcile with Daniel and both are able to get back something they lost (Arthur has a father again, Daniel gets to be a father again)

there’s also something to say about a brown man who never really had a father finding solace in another brown man who offers that sort of relationship, idk!!!

I just. really like observing the possible racial dynamics between the characters in this series

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine taking UTA and Luffy trick or treating with Shanks

Shanks: thanks for doing this, I know you probably had other plans for tonight.

You: *a friend of Makino's who volunteered to take Luffy for the night* It's really no problem, my plans changed when my friend got sick and had to cancel her party, so figured I take Luffy for the night, so both he and Makino could have fun.

Shanks: A party? Is that why you're in costume? Well, Uta'll be pleased, she was very insistent about all of us dressing up for her first time trick or treating.

You: Oh it's her first time?

Shanks: yeah it's something that's only practiced here in the East Blue

Luffy: Hurry up you two, people are starting to go already.

Uta: Yeah! If you take too much longer there isn't gonna be any candy left!

Shanks: Yes, yes, we're coming.... I like your costume by the way, it suits you.

Uta: ( TT n TT) What about my costume?

Shanks: Yours is gorgeous my sweet.

You: *nods your head* I can tell you put in a lot of work into it.

Uta: whatever, I have candy to collect. *runs off *

An hour later

Uta: *notices the way Shanks is looking at you*

Luffy: *runs to you and jumps into your arms* Look! Look! That house was passing out full sized candy bars!

You: oh wow, never seen that in this neighborhood before.

Uta and Shanks: *come over from playing a game at a neighboring house*

Shanks: what's going on?

Luffy: Uta, this house is giving away full sized candy bars. Jumps down*

Uta: EHH! No way! I want one! *pulls Luffy towards the door and rings the bell.*

Old lady: *answers the door*

Uta and Luffy: Trick or treat!

Old lady: *looks between Uta and Luffy, before glancing up at you and Shanks* Oh my, how scary! Who do we have here?

Luffy: I'm a pirate

Uta: and I'm a pop star. *Throws up a peace sign and winks*

Old Lady: I can see, you're very sparkly, dear. *let's Uta pick out a full sized candy bar from a selection* Now I believe I already gave you candy bar.

Luffy: *grins and nods* he he, yeah, thanks, I just came to bring her. You've already paid the toll.

Shanks: *wraps his arm over your shoulders and sighs*

Old lady: *catches the red head out of the corner of her eye and hands Luffy two more candy bars* Why don't you take these to your lovely parents. *Gestures towards you and Shanks*

Uta and Luffy: *look over at you two*

Uta: That's my dad! Keep your hands to yourself!

Luffy: but he's the one touching them?

Uta: and you're not my brother *shoves Luffy and marches over to you*, and you're a stranger.

Shanks: *mutters* Hopefully not for long.

Uta: What was that!

Shanks: I mean, I know we've only met a few times, but I want to get to know you.

You: really?

Uta: What!

Shanks: yeah, *ignoring his child* if that's okay.

You: okay, sure.

Uta: This is not happening!

Luffy: what's the big deal, it's not like they'll be setting sail with you... wait! If they get to go, take me too!

Uta: *throws the first punch* You're not coming either.

Luffy: You wanna go, fine, winner gets to go with Shanks, loser gets to stay here with my Grandpa. *Dodges Uta's fist and throws a punch of his own*

Shanks: Uta, knock it off!

Uta: More like, knock him out, cause that's what I'm gonna do. *gut punches Luffy

You: Luffy, you don't hit girls.

Luffy: no, you don't hit people weaker than you, which makes her free game, because she's older and bigger, and she knows how to defend herself.

You: does she?

Shanks: yeah, I wanted to make sure she could stand up for herself, and others *Pulls them apart and has to wrestle back Luffy.* Stop moving, ya damn brat!

Luffy: Never! *Flails harder*

Uta: *knows better than to fight Shanks on this and sulks beside you,* He would never choose you over me.

You: I promise I would never ask him to choose me over you. Okay? *Holds out your pinky*

Uta: *hooks your pinky in hers* I'll hold you to that while making no promises of my own.

You: I want you to get to know me as well, for Luffy, you're an important friend of his. So that makes you important to me too.

Uta: Fine, I guess I'll be doing you a big favor, because I'm gonna be famous one day. I'm gonna become the best singer in the world.

You: Well I guess I'll have to get tickets to your concert when it comes to this island.

Uta: You'd come see me perform!

You: I'd love to hear you sing, you could even pick the song.

Uta: I'm performing at Makino's bar tomorrow night at three, don't be late. Oh, and ticket cost a candy bar.

You: Yes, you make have my bar, and I'll be there a two thirty, and you can tell me the tales of the adventures of Uta and Luffy.

Uta: *points* HA! They agree with me, Luffy!

Luffy: Wait what?

Uta: They agree with me that "Uta and Luffy" is a much better than "Luffy and Uta."

Luffy: What! (Y/n), you're my friend, you're not supposed to agree with her!

Shanks: Sorry kid, "Uta and Luffy" flows better.

Luffy: I'd suddenly rather be home with Makino.

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[sanyastraightfrombrain]

Throwing ideas on the internet again

Since pizza tower's artstyle is inspired by the cartoons of the 90's I thought it would be funny to come up with some ehh... things? for the "Pizza Tower cartoon"

• Peppino has to make pizza with ghost pepper so he has to die(tm) to get the ingredient meanwhile the Noise tries to annoy Peppino's dead body (he thinks he's just sleeping or smth). And yes, the customers that ordered ghost pepper pizza are ghosts. Maybe even Peppermans dead parents because ha ha pepper.

• "it's summer and its hot" episode where Peppino got air conditioner so a lot of people around visit his pizzeria because he has the only one in miles. Peppino is happy at first because yay, customers, but quickly realises that nobody is ordering pizza so he tries to get people to order food and hijinks ensue. (Bonus joke is that Peppino accidentally almost made a pizza out of Vigilante because he's cheese and he melted)

• Peppino's oven breaks so he has to find a new one. The word gets out and a lot of characters offer their help but in reality they just want to mess with him:

-Peppermen's oven only makes pepper pizza in the shape of Pepperman's face no matter what ingredients you put in

-Vigilante's oven works on gunpowder and bakes stuff with explosions. Peppino wasn't a fan of this to say the least

-Noisette gives him a seemingly normal oven but with bizarre modifications. Like the chocolate dispenser, an iron inside "in case your pizza isn't flat enough" ect. The Noise later comes angry at Noisette for helping his rival but once he sees the oven she gave Peppino he kisses her instead

-Fake Peppino gives him a perfect oven. Suspiciously too perfect. Peppino is ready for something to go wrong but loses his patience because "I don't have time to figure out what's wrong with this!" But in the end Fake's oven is really just a good normal oven and Fake genuinely wanted to help.

• Obligatory body swap episode. But the thing is Peppino swaps bodies with Brick. Somehow. Peppino in Bricks body tries to get help from anybody, but everyone just hear rats squeaks from him because yea, rat. So he tries to get Brick in his body to actually look after the pizzeria while he goes out to find the solution. But Brick is also Gustavo's pet/friend so Peppino has to actually pretend to be a rat and his anxious ass stresses so much about "being a rat in a correct way" . In the end Peppino actually relaxes a little but also realizes that Gustavo understands him (because after he met Brick he learnt rat language) and had the "cure" for the situation for a while (he realised that Peppino was in Bricks body and just thought that he had to relax a little, even if like that). In the end, they go back to the pizzeria to swap bodies again and realize that Brick was actually great chef and made Peppino's pizzeria much more successful in one day.

• I have no idea for the plot but imagine Vigilante-centric episode named "the cheese of truth"

• Peppino didn't pay his rent so mr. Stick finds him a sponsor/investor. It's Pepperman. Of course Pepperman uses his privileges to completely redesign Peppino's pizza in his own image. In the end Peppino is so fed up with Pepperman that he actually quits. Without chef however, the new "Pepperman's pizza" loses customers and this time Pepperman misses the rent so he goes back to Peppino asking him to take back the pizzeria. But Peppino is also broke. But fear not, because mr. Stick found another sponsor! The Noise.

The episode ends here

• Not really an episode idea but imagine seeing Pizzahead in the background of the episodes doing Bugs Bunny hijinks with dressing up.