#ehh I will figure it out later

[pizzpizzapizzo]

noise eating himself?

this ;;; sure is a request

here you go, The Noise sampling a Noise Cookie TM, a new product sure to rock the market (Order Yours Now!)

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.......ok fine

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

therefore?

therefore!

[phantatrix]

Got hit with a surge of writing ideas just before falling asleep last night and this morning at work and all the pieces are starting to come together with how the mystery story plays out

Except for what these dang characters look like T-T I don't know where to start

[frogeyedape]

It took me until my twenties to build an actual tooth brushing habit. Years and years of parents hounding me to brush after breakfast & dinner, painful years having to also brush after lunch at school because braces (and mostly not doing it), years & years of 6 weeks managing each night then a long stretch of not brushing at all, years & years of frequent cavities...I had a years-long stretch of good brushing broken by one night being too exhausted to brush & just didn't brush at all for the longest while ever...

I could not tell you what exactly helped me transition, but I can tell you various pieces

I switched from trying to form a habit (which I feel stressed about doing and guilty if I don't do it or don't do it well) to trying a routine

Habit vs Routine: EG breakfast as a habit: make exact same meal each morning at same time regardless of hunger/activity/interest, feel bad about changing things up VS breakfast as a set of routines: cereal routine, get bowl, milk, cereal, spoon, pour, eat, take care of dishes; eggs routine: fry/scramble/whatever, eat, dishes; in a rush routine: grab 2 granola bars & a fruit & rush out

I bundled "habit" tootbrushing into the "going to bed" routine; routine is more flexible than habit & leaves room (and acceptance and no guilt) for adaptation

So like, standard I'm not exhausted just ordinary going to bed routine: go to bathroom, use toilet, wash hands, take out contacts, floss & brush teeth (thoroughly), put in retainer, then go to bed, lotion dry hands, turn out lights, sleep

Routine for when I'm dying of exhaustion: toilet, eyes/contacts, cursory brush, sleep

It took a long time, but eventually I wasn't having to remember to brush my teeth separately--I'd be tired and telling myself I'd let myself skip tooth brushing and initiate Goint To Bed and find myself brushing anyway because hey I'm in the bathroom there's the brush oh I'm just Going to Bed and brushing is a step of that

Call it a routine, call it task bundling, call it operative conditioning, whatever

I still don't *wash* dishes as a part of my Eat Meal routine which irks my housemates/parents but whatevs, 1 battle at a time

I want to close on a certain note, which is a How to ADHD book by a psych professional living with ADHD, and which I actually found helpful, but I am having trouble finding the title even searching back through all my reading history on 2 apps so....bear with me and I will either edit this post or reblog again. It was a book I heard about from @thebibliosphere first so I dunno maybe I'll chance the tumblr search function

Edit, March 2025! Thanks for the reminder, Joy! The book is KC Davis, How to Keep House While Drowning: a gentle approach to cleaning and organizing, the most helpful ADHD how to guide I've ever read that somehow inexplicably doesn't have ADHD in the title XD

yep.

[koi-nonymous]

i should probably categorize my tags better so posts arent lost to the ether on my blog

[ruby--chaos]

yk the more i research a bunch of different mental spices the more i realise that the things my friends had come to me about were, in fact, not normal things and me passing them off as "nah don't worry about it that happens to me too" was, in fact, not basis for it to be normal, we were just both mentally ill and unaware-

[traitimdoithay]

gahhhh my yugioh tagging system on main is frustrating me cause i want to make it more organized but also organizing... is hard, shockingly

[syntheticsymp]

OK, I’ve been obsessed with that man for YEARS and that post about Nikto is one of my biggest headcanons (although there are also other drugs that do the same thing but do the opposite by increasing libido… so I’m sure if he/they knew they’d switch him off immediately, just so he could have his precious little thing shaking and screaming desperately for him, lol). So, figuring he still has dysfunction issues and is a very proud man, I think he’d be pretty good with his hands… I mean, he doesn’t need his dick to make you cum and he’ll prove it… (although I wouldn’t mind using it as a pacifier… ehh… just saying…).

*forehead kiss* Babes, I love the way your brain works. I am obsessed with this. Just thinking about this scenario gave me so many ideas. Nikto is one of the characters I love writing most for because his personality/personalities are so complex. I'd love to hear more of your headcannons because this man deserves more in-depth analysis.

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If Nikto’s libido was high, god save his girl. He's not a kind man in the slightest, meaning you'd practically be a living sex toy for him. Round after round, not caring if you passed out on him, which you did many times.

Luckily, his medication was switched back about a week later after he got on it. But not before you were thoroughly molded to fit his stupidly thick cock. You sported a small limp for about a month, but Nikto didn't seem to mind carrying you room to room. It was the closest he could get to apologizing to you.

However, going back on his regular meds came with another problem. His ED was far worse than before. He went to KorTac’s doctor for it, but after being told there wasn't a good solution unless he wanted to go off meds altogether, he put that doctor’s head through a wall. His poor girl would stay empty for a long time. That's what truly irked him, the idea that you would forget how he feels inside you. That you would see him as inadequate. It didn't matter how many times you assured him otherwise, the voices in the back of his head were loud enough to speak over you.

Nikto was never good with affection. The two ways he knew how to show it was either physically doing something for you, or sex. Now that the latter was off the table, he was trying something more… your speed. It wasn’t really working. He wasn’t exactly one for change.

You, on the other hand, were growing used to him. His violent mood swings, what to do during his episodes, everything. The life you had before him was fading the longer you stayed locked inside with him. You started minding this less and less. After all, he claimed he loved you.

Though, he could only give you the closest thing to love he was capable of, if he was capable of love at all.

His hand lazily pet your head as he read some book in Russian. You were perched between his legs, cheek resting against his thigh, lazily pressing kisses to his soft cock. You alternated between that, licking fat stripes down his shaft, and sucking on his one remaining ball. He had lost the other during Mr. Z’s torture, that much he had told you. Occasionally, he'd give you a grunt of recognition, communicating that he appreciated your actions. Though, his lips stayed shut.

This wasn't for sexual reasons. He got nothing out of this, no pleasure aside from the knowledge that he had you wrapped around his finger. Which, oh, he loved seeing you so desperate that you'd suck so diligently on his cock, soft or not. But you knew the truth. You knew this was a tactic to keep you close and quiet while he read his book. You didn't mind, not really.

At least whatever medicine he was on now kept his libido at a dismal. Keeping up with him otherwise would be a nightmare.

Most of your nights with him, when he wasn't disassociating or trying to kill you, were like this. Quiet. Content. Nikto and his little pet. No brutality bleeding over from his job, no voices convincing him to choke you out, just silent affection. He was trying so hard to prove he wasn't rotted on the inside, that he loved you.

Then, Krueger decided to make a comment at work. That man was single-handedly the reason for most of Nikto’s bad moods. Usually, Nikto could block out his partner’s constant dirty jokes and babbling about old war stories, but some things he took a little too personally.

“How’s that little birdy of yours doing?”

That was enough to stop Nikto in his tracks. How had Krueger known about you? It wasn’t like Nikto had told him, or anyone for that matter. You were his, his to keep, his to protect. If your name got out at work, you could get hurt. Nikto knew the consequences of loose lips all too well.

So, Nikto didn’t answer. A glare would do.

He greatly underestimated his teammate’s need to harass whoever was closest. Most people assumed Nikto was the cruelest of the duo, when in reality, it was Krueger. He may hide it behind his signature toothy grin, but Krueger was downright evil, if evil truly existed. The only reason he hadn’t been fired was because he was a valuable asset. KorTac needed its monsters. No sane person would go on the missions Krueger and Nikto did so willingly.

“She’s cute,” Krueger continued. “If she ever needs a proper fuck, send her to me. Poor thing deserves someone who can actually make her come.”

It had been a joke. Nikto knew that. He worked with Krueger for long enough to know how the Austrian messed around. Still, that didn’t stop the comment from replaying in Nikto’s mind over and over. The voices whispered it to him over and over.

Even two days later, when he finally arrived home from deployment, it was still on his mind.

He could make you come. He had done so before, on the rare occasion that the medicine didn’t betray him. Sure, it hadn’t been recent, but he could. Besides, you cared about him anyway. You promised him you did. You wouldn’t lie to him.

Right?

He willed his brain to shut up as he took off his muddy boots, puttng them in their place by the door. It was late. You were probably asleep by now. He could simply get your reassurnce in the morning.

But, then again, why should he have to wait? He had been patient enough when finding you, carefully stalking you, bidding his time before bringing you here. Now that you were his, he shouldn’t have to wait.

Nikto didn’t care to use his stealth training when he moved through his house. He lived there, after all.

He pushed the door to his bedroom open, only to find it empty. Once again, the voices started whispering their honeyed poison.

She must have left us!

You were foolish to leave her.

Krueger was right. You couldn’t please her. You’re the reason we are alone.

Using the heel of his palm, he hit his temple. Did it help? Not really. But it gave him a reprieve, the feeling of physically beating the voices in his head back helping in its own way.

“Nikto?”

He snapped out of his daze. The voices receded. They weren’t far, just at his fingertips, but quieted enough that he could hear you through the fog.

“Yes.” His words were detached, like always. “It is us.”

You were sleeping on the couch, the pink blanket he had purchased for you when you first ‘moved in’ wrapped around your shoulders. You must have stayed up late watching one of your silly TV programs again.

“Are you…” It was important you choose your next words carefully. Nikto was never ‘ok’ and if you brought that up, it would cause a conversaion you did not feel like having at three in the morning. Asking about his deployment would only lead to reliving the memories, and then send his mind right back to that mindset. “Are you my Nikto?”

He nodded. Yes, of course, he was yours. Not the violent alter ego, not the one that wanted to watch you squirm and cry. No, he was the closest personality to sane that existed in his mind.

Sitting up a little straighter, you scooted over to the side of the couch, then pat the spot beside you. Oh, to think six months ago you were doing whatever you could to escape him.

Instead of joining you, Nikto took off his mask. You no longer stared at his scars, they had become more familiar to you than any normal facial structure. The chunk of missing flesh where his cheek once was, exposing his teeth, and the chemical burns that singed off most of his ear and molded part of his eye shut was simply the only face you knew. His short hair was messy with sweat from being hidden in that mask for so long.

Then, he placed his hand on the back of your neck, leaning down to meet you. He pressed his lips to yours forcefully, parting his lips to allow his tongue to slip through. He didn’t waste time when it came to tasting you, he never did.

The sleepy moan that escaped your parted lips was the closest thing a monster like him could get to heaven. Your mouth was warm in a way he was always chasing, hoping that it could somehow thaw the cold that had taken over his heart.

With your half-closed eyes and sleepy state, he quickly had you pinned to the couch, his hands shoving the blankets to the side.

You pulled back for just a moment to breathe before he pulled your back in. He needed to forget about the battlefield, about Krueger, about the voices constantly reminding him of himself. He breathed you in, lungs rattling, the long, scarred-over slit on the side of his nose causing a familiar whistle,

He kept you caged, pressing his crotch against yours. Only to find, once again, that he was soft.

He pulled back, hissing beneath his breath. Your eyes were wide, your eyelashes fluttering in a way that was so delectable. He wanted to fuck you, he knew he did. So why couldn’t he?

Maybe Krueger was right. What kind of man was Nikto if he couldn’t even fill you with his seed? Not that he wanted any of those snot-filled brats, but with you, he still wanted the option. He wanted you all round and pretty for him.

Instead, you were stuck with something broken. A damaged man who had thought he was worthy of you. You were his, he made sure of it. Yet there was always that doubt.

Seeing he had stopped, you started to scoot out from under him. Only for his hand to find it’s natural place on your throat, squeezng enough to keep you still. You had been in this position enough times to know that the worst possible thing to do was to fight him.

“You have been good for us while we were gone, yes?” He hummed, his Russian accent always seeming stronger after he had been gone for so long.

With the pressure on your windpipe, you could only get out a few words. “Yes. I-I have.”

The corners of his lips twitched up and his scars twisted in a way that looked painful. “Then a reward is overdue.”

Your eyes widened as his hand went to push up the shirt you had stolen from him to wear. Like always, you weren’t wearing pants. He never allowed you to, and always threw a fit if you did. Another one of his strange rules. Even if he couldn’t use your pussy the way he wanted to, he still wanted access.

He swiped his finger agonizingly slow up your slit, not entering, simply collecting your slick.

You shuttered underneath him, an action so innocent he couldn’t help finding so beautiful all on its own. All your little reactions, he had them committed to memory.

“Nik-“ You squeaked, nearly going cross-eyed. He hadn’t been intimate with you in a way that stimulated you in a long time. It had only made you that much more desperate.

“Needy thing,” he tutted. “Did you miss us that much?”

The words falling from his lips did nothing to distract you from the way he pressed his thumb against your clit, rolling the bundle of nerves between his fingers. The scars and ridges embedded into his skin rubbed against you in a way that was impossibly perfect.

“Yes!” You blurted out, “I missed you, all of you, so much!”

Tears began to form behind your eyes, and for once, they weren’t caused by pain. He inserted his pointer finger, slowly sinking it into the joint as your walls clenched around him. It wasn't as thick as his cock, but it wasn't bad. With his thumb, he kept stimulating pressure on your clit.

Back, years ago, when Nikto was still ‘Andre,’ he had been a bit of a playboy. His face was handsome in all the right ways, with a sharp jawline and nice facial harmony. Girls, and a few guys, often had interest in him, but he rarely reciprocated any genuine feelings. Nobody ever said he was a good man before he became a monster. He had left many girls crying after breaking up with them, not so much as batting an eye at their tears. But that experience gave him something. The man knew how to use his hands.

Granted, he hadn’t had to in some time, but he certainly remembered. Besides, it wasn't too hard to please you.

He curled his finger inside of you, causing you to squirm beneath him. Then, he started pumping.

Each motion was slow and deliberate. When he was having sex with you, the few times he could, they were all rapid and frenzied, like he was more animal than human. Whatever he was giving to you now was different. Soft, but causing stars in your eyes.

Your hands found their way to his shoulders, clinging desperately. It wasn't like you to get worked up so easily, but something about his languid touch, how his finger fit inside you, was other-worldly. The fabric of his hoodie was bunched in your palms as you moaned beneath him.

Warmth pooled in your stomach.

Then, Nikto suddenly pulled his hand away, leaving you as empty as you were before.

“Hey!” You squeaked out, sitting straight up, only for him to push you back down.

The look in his blue eyes was familiar. Dangerous.

At that moment, you realized something. This wasn’t truly for you. Nikto wasn't trying to get you off just to make you happy, even if it was some twisted type of ‘reward.’ He was doing this for himself.

“You do not come until we say so.” He bit out the words like they owe him money, his R’s rolled in a way that was simply delectable.

You nodded quickly, doing whatever it took to get him to continue.

And, after a moment, he did. He resumed toying with your clit, his easy thrusts, he even threw in a second finger once he thought you could handle it. You picked up on his rhythm, practically humping his hand. Perhaps you truly did miss him.

Your first orgasm came easy. Hot, thick spurts of cum slid down his hand, wetting the cuff of his hoodie, leaving you breathless. You expected him to pull his fingers back out after that.

He did not.

He picked up right back where he left off, the aftershocks of your orgasm leaving you even more sensitive.

“Hang on, wait,” you tried to say and move away.

Only to once again find his free hand on your throat, holding you down. This time, he was not as kind to your pussy. His thrusts got deeper, harsher. And those damned baby-blue eyes were fixated on the way you took him. The way your cunt swallowed his fingers, the cum sqeulching as he pushed in, made him swallow.

“No.”

Making you cum once was not enough. He had so much lost time to make up for. Curling his fingers in, thrusting so deep he swore he could feel your womb, sloppily making out to swallow your moans, it was all he ever needed.

You lost count of how many times you came. He did not. A chorus of your screams and his rough, Russian words filled his home. Luckily for him, the two of you were far enough away from society that nobody would walk in. He didn't have to hold back or muffled your pretty voice.

The night dragged on for hours, his hands never seeming to get tired. Nikto had the training of a soldier and the endurance of one as well. Not even the devil himself could pull him off of you. All he could do was stare at you, never growing tired of your expressions, the ratio of pleasure to pain finally at a balance.

It was around seven in the morning when Nikto decided he was done with your reward. You had passed out around twenty minutes earlier and couldn't take another round, not even unconscious. So he scooped you up and finally, finally took you to bed. While he didn't need sleep, you did.

He brushed your hair out of your face as you lay in his lap. You were just awake enough to tug gently at the elastic of his pants.

With a small twitch of his lips, Nikto did as you wanted, and pulled down his pants just enough to free himself. Even after everything he did to you, every mind-numbingly hot face you made, he was still soft.

But, for whatever reason, he no longer felt guilty about it. How could he, when you sleepily slipped the thing into your mouth, swirling your tongue around the tip, just wanting to have him there.

This was probably his favorite ‘welcome home’ he had ever received after a deployment. His fears had been wiped away so easily.

Nikto had no clue why Krueger’s words had gotten to him. Clearly, Nikto could make his precious little thing cum as many times as you needed, as many as he wanted. And you seemed more than happy to fall asleep on his lap, face buried in his crotch, using his cock as a pacifier. He was wrong to ever doubt that.

You were made for him just as he was made for you. Forever and always, you were his.

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine breaking the news about the seraphim to King

You: I have bad news

King: [let's out a pained sigh] what could be worse than my race being revealed to the world, Kaido losing a fight, our empire falling, losing my wing, and being imprisoned by the very people my boss oppressed?

You: so we just heard from Luffy, and apparently. Vegapunk used the samples that he collected from you all those years ago.

King: [ throws back his head and cries] Fuck!

Queen: What'd he use them for? I had opted for cloning the skin samples to create a fleshy exoskeleton for a cyborg.

You: he made Lunarian cyborg clone-babies of some of the warlords.

Queen: oh! Cyborg Clones, huh? I had personally voted we use the skin samples we collected to create a skin for a mech, but cyborg clones never really occurred to me.

Jack: [guffaws] which ones?

King: [scrunches his eyes closed, crosses his fingers and whispers] not Moira, not Moira, please not Moira.

You: Kuma, Mihawk, Jinbe, and Boa Hancock.

King: how is that so much worse! Boa and Mihawk were intense enough as humans. And Kuma and Jinbe were strong enough due to their own species!

You: from what Nami said, they look around 8 or 9 years old. Vegapunk was kind enough to include pictures and details. [Holds out the package]

King: [can't stand the sight of the files, so he looks at the pictures first and sees they all look like normal photos a parent might take.] These are posed photos, aren't they?

You: most likely

Queen: [peeks over his shoulder] oh Boa is still beautiful as a child. Which makes sense, seeing as she's gorgeous as an adult.

Everyone in the room: [ ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ]

King: [holds up a flaming fist] Kaido isn't here to protect you from me anymore.

Jack: [gives Queen a menacing look]

Queen: OH, NO! Not like that! NO!

No one in the room: [believes him]

A week later

You: hey King, so uh, I was wrong.

King: [pinches the bridge of his nose] please, don't.

You: There are other seraphims than the ones I told you about.

Queen: Figures

King: ... There's a Moira seraphim, isn't there?

You: [gives him a pinched smile] yeah, there's a Doflamingo, and a Crocodile seraphim too.

King: a Dofla-! That bastard! Mixing my genes with Moira of all people is bad enough, and to mix in a celestial dragon, especially Doflamingo, is even worse!

Jack: maybe Doflamingo was cute as a kid?

You: Ehh, no. I wanted to punch Doflamingo as an adult, but I want to punch him even more as a child.

King:[notices you are carrying more files] are those the new one's files?

You: yeah.

King: [braces himself and sighs] alright let me see.

You: you're taking this news better than I thought you would. [hands him the files]

Queen & Jack: [huddle closer to get a look]

Jack: [sees the pictures] oh god

Queen: how does Crocodile look more dower as a child?

King: [holds up the pictures of the Moira and Doflamingo seraphim's] these two are my least favorite.

You: Parents aren't supposed to have favorites.

King: ugh, don't call me that, please.

Queen: would you prefer Papa?

King: [pushes him away by his face] shut up

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[fishsticksloser]

I have another idea for requesttttt >:D

Okay, so the request is for rottmnt boys (obv) with S/O that loves beach (swimming is the ehh part) mostly just spending hours looking for seashells, sea glass, stones, etc. SO, whenever S/O gives the boys gifts even small once, they always find one or few seashells with the present like a small charms >^<

Thanks ahead🫧

-Ed

Collecting Shells

RotTMNT x gn!reader

Warnings: fluff

A/N: thank you @mapleleavesart for your help with this! I've been struggling a lot and I'm so happy to have your support.

Donnie

He's always making you gadgets and stuff

You didn’t really need them

Only half of them didn’t blow up

Donnie had to figure out a better way to make you happy with his gifts

Since he thought you didn’t like them cause you weren’t using them much (he feels guilty when they blow up)

So he starts watching you carefully

What made you smile the most, what got you excited

When y’all went to the pier and you immediately started picking at the sand

And handing him glass and rocks that were similar in color to his skin/eyes/etc

He realized that you loved collecting this kinda stuff

About a week later he makes you a little music box

Which is pretty nice all on its own

You thought it was just a plain jewelry box at first

He urges you to open it, there’s shells and seaglass inside

Along with an oyster necklace

And your favorite song playing inside

Donnie is very proud of this one and is eager for your inevitable praise

He'll occasionally make you more jewelry and such out of the sea glass, especially the ones you said reminded you of him

Leo

My guy goes above and beyond with this one honestly

You like to collect sea shells, sea glass, cool rocks, etc?

He is going with you to collect stuff

He’ll go out on his own on nights you two can’t talk and go to the beach and looks for stuff you like

This boy is so desperate for attention and approval

He’ll give you a handful of stuff the next time you see each other

His tail wags when he sees you get excited about it

Every time he thinks of you he’ll portal another one (shell, sea glass, etc) from his secret stash

He starts leaving some in odd, innocuous places

You find them for months to come

In your kitchen, your bathroom, on countertops or desks right where you can see them

Others are hidden in drawers or cabinets

You found one in a pot as you were making dinner once

But once he portaled it on your desk while you were working

You smile when you realize that he’s thinking of you as often or more often as you think about him

Mikey

Mikey also loves cool rocks

He stacks them

You’ve made a few towers with him once

He’ll hand you any pretty rock that reminds him of you

One beach trip he ran up to you and said “look! It matches your eyes”

He put it in your hand, smiled, and dashed off again

He decided to paint you the beach But it didn’t look complete

He went to the beach and took some sand and a few shells and pieces of sea glass

He laid out glue on the canvas

Sprinkled the sand over the beach part of the painting

And placed the shells and sea glass purposefully

It gave the piece some nice texture and some visual interest

Then he gifted it to you and insisted you hung it up in your room

So that, even when you were home, you have a part of the beach watching over you

He was so happy to show it to you, and to have his artwork hanging in your room

Raph

Raph knitted you a sweater

Put it in a bag with your favorite colored tissue paper

When you opened it and saw the sweater you thought that was it, because he had been promising to knit you something for ages

However, upon his urging you looked at the bottom of the bag

There was a small wooden box

Like the ones at craft stores that were meant to be painte

You open it

There’s a small collection of sea glass and rocks that you'd given him

You love it regardless

Raph grins and hugs you, picking you up as you both laugh

[mymindcreatedthis]

Need a release 18+

Reader x Ellie Carpenter

Word count: 5.1k

A/n: I felt like Ellie Carpenter was long over due. Here’s the third fan fic for this week! Hope y’all enjoy, thank you for reading.

Warning: Smut, dirty talk, daddy kink, squirting, unprotected sex, Creampies, blow job, throat pie, R doming Ellie, Ellie receiving, Ellie begging, Spanking, leg trapping, clit teasing, pussy slapping. Positions: Missionary, Doggy, Standing up, on side.

*Y/n's pov*

Me and Ellie are roommates for this camp. It was the third day of camp, we had the day off so we were trying to figure out what to do.

"Wanna text some of the girls and see what they want to do?" Ellie exaggerates and falls onto the bed.

I giggle at her actions. "Okay miss dramatic."

Ellie laugh. "Shut up Y/n." She murmurs into her pillow.

I smile and mess around on my phone. Ellie was laying on her bed, she was laying in her side. Her ass was facing me, her shorts were riding up her ass a bit. I couldn't help but check out her ass.

"Hey what do you think of meeting some of the girls and going shopping?" Ellie suggests.

I bite my lip, Ellie shifts a bit and looks at me her shorts ride up more. Her ass cheeks now visible, I bite my lip and adjust my shorts as my bulge is now visible. I quickly grab my pillow and cover my lap.

"Y-Yeah we can do that." I say.

Ellie gives me a questioning look but nods and lets it go. "Sweet, I'll send a text message to some of the girls."

"Okay, let me know when we are gonna go. I'm gonna go shower and get ready." I say.

"Okay." Ellie says mumbling into her pillow.

I smile and shake my head. I grab new clothes and go into the bathroom, I close the door but keep it unlocked in case if Ellie had to get in here for anything. I start the shower, I set my clothes to the side.

I strip my clothes and get in the shower. I stand under the shower, I close my eyes and let the water soak my hair and body. I grab the shampoo and start washing and rinsing my hair.

I hear a knock on the door. "Yeah? Come in it's unlocked."

I hear the door open, I peak my head out and see Ellie. She blushes darkly when she sees me poke my head out.

She clears her throat and rubs the back of her neck. "Some of the girls going out shopping. Did you want to come?"

I smile and nod. "Yeah sure, I'll come with. I'm almost done."

"Okay cool, I'll text the girls and let them know." She says.

She leaves the bathroom and I hear the door close. I wash my body and rinse off, I turn off the shower and step out. I dry off and get dressed, I brush my hair and teeth and step back out into the room.

"Bathroom is a yours." I say.

Ellie smiles and nods. I left my boxers in there on purpose to tease Ellie. Ellie grabs new clothes and goes into the bathroom. She closes the door and locks it, I hear her start the shower.

I hear the shower start, I turn on the tv and wait for Ellie to finish up in the shower. 5 minutes later the shower turns off, another 10 minutes go by and Ellie comes out of the bathroom and into the room.

"Ready?" I ask.

"Ready." She replies.

We grab our keys, we out our shoes on. We grab all the things we need and leave the room and meet the girls in the lobby. We leave and go to the nearest mall, we start shopping. Ellie walks along side me, as we walk along together our pinkies rub against each other.

I wrap my pinkie around hers. Ellie looks at our fingers and smiles, we go to another store. Ellie spots some clothes she likes, she smiles and grabs them. She smirks and looks at me.

"Wanna come with me to try them on?" She asks.

I smirk. "Ehh  I'll wait out here. Just come out and show me once you have the outfit on." I say knowing what she's trying to do.

Ellie nods and goes into the fitting room so she can try her stuff on. I sit in a chair outside of the fitting room. After a couple minutes the door opens her first outfit is tight skinny jeans and a cut off shirt that shows off her ripped/ toned Abs. The jeans really made her ass pop, and showed off her curves.

"That's a nice one. What other ones do you have?" I say. I was hoping the other ones also made her ass look good.

"Yeah I got a few more.... How does my ass look in these?" Ellie asks.

"Good." I say with a poker face. "They really make your ass pop."

Ellie smirks and nods. "I'm sure you enjoy the view."

We finish up at the store. Ellie buys the outfits and we leave and meet up with the girls and get lunch. After a couple more hours me and Ellie decided to call it a day and head back to the hotel.

We get back to the hotel and go back into our room. Ellie takes off her shoes and tosses them onto the ground. I giggle and shake my head at her. I take off my shoes and set them off to the side. I plop down onto my bed and turn on the tv.

"Mmm you want to watch something?" I ask Ellie.

Ellie smiles and nods. "Yeah, let's rent a movie."

I smile and nod. "Is there a specific movie you want to watch?"

We scroll through Netflix. "Ooo what about the breakfast club?" Ellie says.

I smile. "Good choice." I say, I click on the breakfast club and click start.

*Ellie's pov*

Y/n has been distant and a bit closed off since we started camp and honestly I'm getting worried. I look over and see her staring at the tv screen lost in thought.

I couldn't help but feel that she was hiding something from me or keeping something from me. I decided to come up with a plan. I get up and walk over to her bed, I get in bed with her and cuddle her.

I grab her chin and gently turn her head towards me. I press my lips against hers and slowly kiss her. Y/n is shocked at first but starts kissing back. I break the kiss and gently stroke her cheek with my thumb.

"What's going on in that beautiful head of yours?" I ask.

Y/n looks at me in the eyes. "I'm sorry is the movie over?" She asks.

"No, the movie is still on." I move and sit on her lap, I gently grab her face and look at me. "What's wrong baby? Please talk to me, something is on your mind."

Y/n places her hands on my hips. "I'm sorry something's been on my mind all camp."

"What is it? Hey talk to me." I say.

Y/n sits there quietly for a couple seconds. "There..." she trails off for a moment. "Theres this girl on our team that I'm in love with..... A-And I don't know how to tell her." Y/n says.

I nod, I was kinda shocked. I mean it makes sense on why she's been quiet and a bit distant. Truth is I was in love with Y/n I've been in love with her for a year and a half or two years.

I was kinda foolish to think that she had feelings for me. "I see." I say quietly. Y/n gently rubs my thigh, I look back at Y/n our noses touch as she looks deep into my eyes.

I smile and kiss her. Y/n smiles against my lips and kisses back. We make out, it soon gets very heated. Y/n flips us around and lays me on the bed. She breaks the kiss and looks at me.

"Are you sure about this? I don't have a condom." Y/n says.

I smile and nod. "I'm on a pill."

She smiles. "Too many clothes they need to come off."

I giggle and nod. I bite my lip and watch as Y/n takes off my shirt and bra and tosses them to the side. She slides my shorts and panties down my legs and tosses them off to the side. I giggle, I bite my lip and spread my legs letting her get a view of my pussy.

Y/n smirks. She takes off her shirts and sports bra and tosses them to the side littering her clothes with mine on the floor. She takes off her shorts and boxers, I blush and bite my lip as her dick springs out once it's freed from its confinement.

"Shit baby. You're huge." I say checking out her length.

Y/n giggles. "Like what you see baby?"

I bite my lip and nod. "Y-Yes."

Y/n gently grabs my chin and makes me look at her. She smiles and kisses me lovingly and passionately, I smile against her lips and kiss back. Y/n breaks the kiss and looks at me with lust in her eyes.

"I wanna taste that pussy before we start." She says she grabs my chin and makes me look at her. "Then I wanna see how good you are at giving head." She firmly says.

Fuck this made my legs weak, it was a major turn on and made me even more wet. Y/n lays between my legs, I bite my lip as she kisses and sucks on my inner thighs.

"P-Please Y/n I need you." I moan.

Y/n smirks. "Patience baby."

Y/n licks my folds, I gasp and moan as she does this. I moan and run my fingers through her hair, I grip her hair in a fist and grip the sheets with my other fist. Y/n looks up and locks eyes with me, I bite my lip. Fucking hell she looked so sexy locking eyes with me and eating me out. Shit that alone could make me cum.

I moan, I grip her hair and the sheets. I slowly buck my hips and grinds against her face. Y/n slips in a finger and slowly fingers me, I moan and rest my legs on her shoulders. I wrap my thighs around her head, Y/n sucks on my clip as she fingers me a bit faster.

"Mmm f-fuck Y/n right there, right there." I moan.

Y/n spits on my pussy and continues to eat me out and fingers me faster, she slips in a second finger. She curls her fingers and fingers me faster. I moan the urge to cum was getting stronger.

She rolls her tongue on my clit adding different amounts of pressures as she eats me out and fingers me. "Holy shit. Fuck! Right there daddy." I moan and shudder.

Y/n sucks harshly on my clit, as she fingers me even faster. I moan as I feel that familiar knot forming in my stomach.

"Fuck....Y/n baby I'm close." I moan in pleasure.

Y/n continues to eat me out and fingers me. I can't take it anymore I moan in pleasure I break eye contact with her and throw my head back and let go. I cum in her mouth, on her face, and on her fingers. My legs shake and buckle in pleasure as I cum.

Y/n helps me ride out my high. She licks and cleans up my sticky mess, she pulls her fingers out. I moan and bite my lip as I watch her lick and sucks my juices off her fingers.

"Mmm tasty." She says.

I blush darkly at her comment. I sit up, Y/n smiles and sits on the edge of the bed. I smile and get off the bed, I kneel on my knees between her legs. I spit on her dick and slowly stroke her dick. Y/n quietly moans as I do this.

*Y/n's pov*

I moan in pleasure as Ellie slowly strokes my dick. Once I'm hard she takes me in her mouth. I moan and run my fingers through her hair as she slowly bobs her head.

"Mmm fuck." I moan I look down and bite my lip as Ellie looks up and locks eyes with me as she gives me head.

Ellie hums against my dick and bobs her head a bit faster. I moan and hold her hair up in a ponytail as she gives me head. Ellie chokes and gags a bit as the tip of my dick hits the back of her throat.

Ellie reached down and plays with my balls. I moan and grip her hair a bit tighter. "F-Fuck Ellie, just like that." I moan in pleasure.

Ellie sucks the soul out of my dick and bobs her head faster as she massages my balls. I moan as the urge to cum gets stronger. "Ellie, baby I'm close." I moan.

I moan as I feel my balls tighten.

Throat pie:

I can't take it anymore, I bust my load in her mouth. Ellie chokes and gags a bit as I cum in her mouth. Ellie swallows my load and sucks me dry, she collects every last drop of cum.

My dick falls from her mouth and falls limp. Ellie smiles and shows me a mouth full of cum. Some of my cum drips down her chin, I smile and gently rub her chin.

"Swallow my cum." I say.

Ellie smiles and swallows my cum. "Mmm tasty."

I blush darkly. "Fuck baby. You really know how to suck dick."

Ellie giggles, she gets up and lays on the bed and lays down in Missionary. "Mmm, I want you deep inside me ."

I blush darkly at her comment. I join her on the bed, I hover over her. I rub my tips through her folds and slowly slide my dick inside her.

I slowly slide my dick inside her. We both moan as her walls immediately clench around my dick. "Mmm tell me when to move baby."

Ellie nods, she takes a moment to adjust to my size. "Mmm fuck I thought you were big in my mouth but you feel even bigger inside me."

I smirk, I lean down and kiss her. Ellie kisses back. "M-Move." Ellie moans.

I rest my head against Ellie's and look deep into her eyes as I slowly thrust in and out of her.

*Ellie's  pov*

I moan in pleasure as Y/n slowly thrusts in and out of me. Fuck she's really deep inside me, I can feel her massive dick throbbing inside me. She really needed a release, I moan and rest my head against hers.

I look down and watch her dick slowly slide in and out of me. Fuck she was balls deep inside me, she was so sexy her cute moans as she thrust into me a bit faster than before.

I moan, I reach down and grip her ass as she thrusts into me a bit faster than before. I moan loudly in pleasure.

"Mmm fuck you're really deep in there." I moan in pleasure.

"Yeah? You like that baby? Daddy balls deep inside you stretching out your walls?" She questions as she goes faster and faster.

"Mmm I love it." I moan in pleasure as her balls slap against my skin and our moans fill the room. Fuck she was so sexy when she is a Dom. Her being a Dom made my legs weak and made me super wet.

It was a major turn on. I moan in pleasure, my walls clench around her. It's only been 10 minutes and I was already about to cum.

"Mmm someone close?" Y/n asks seductively.

"Mmm I'm close baby, I'm gonna cum." I moan in pleasure.

"Let go baby. Cum for daddy." Y/n sexily whispers in my ear.

I moan and she kisses on my neck leaving hickys. I moan as I feel myself getting closer to cumming.

"Mmm I'm gonna squirt." I moan.

I squirt all over her abs, her dick and all over her thighs and all over the sheets. Y/n smirks and keeps going. Y/n goes at an angle and starts to hit my G spot.

Y/n and I both moan in pleasure. I moan and wrap my legs around her waist and pull her closer to me and leg trap her so she can't pull out.

"Mmm fuck so tight." Y/n cutely moans out in pleasure.

I pull her down and wrap my arms and legs around her as she continues to thrust in and out of me faster and harder. I moan and kiss her, we both moan in the kiss. She breaks the kiss and places her face in the crook of my neck.

Fuck she has amazing dick game. Y/n moan and kisses my neck as she thrusts in and out of me harder and faster. Her balls slap against my skin as our moans fill the room.

I feel her dick throbbing inside me, she was super hard and really needed a release.i moan as I feel that familiar knot forming in my stomach. I moan and grip the sheets.

"Y/n baby, I'm close." I moan in pleasure.

"Ugh me too baby." Y/n moans.

I feel her precum leak inside me letting me know that she was close to cumming and desperate needed a release. My legs shake in pleasure as she continues to pound my g spot.

I feel my walls clench around her dick. "Need to cum baby?" Y/n asks as she moans in pleasure.

"So damn bad." I moan in pleasure.

"Let go baby." Y/n moans as she fucks my brains out. I moan and squirt all over her abs and dick y/n moans in pleasure as she goes as fast and as hard as she can go.

Y/n's breathing gets heavier letting me know that she was close to cumming. "Yes, yes cum in me, I'm not letting you go until you cum in me." I moan in pleasure. I leg trap Y/n so she can’t pull out.

I was as I see pleasure on her face. Her face cutely contorts as she is about to bust her load deep inside me.

"Mmm f-fuck." Y/n cutely moans in pleasure.

I giggle. "Cum baby, cum in my slutty pussy."

*Y/n's pov*

I moan in pleasure as I feel myself getting closer to cumming. My breathing gets heavier letting her know that I was close to cumming.

"Yes, yes cum in me. I'm not letting you go until you cum in me." Ellie moans in pleasure.

"Mmm fuck." I moan in pleasure.

Ellie giggles. "Cum baby, cum in my slutty pussy." Ellie moans loudly in pleasure.

Creampie #1:

I can't take it anymore, I bust my load deep inside Ellie. Ellie moans and cums all over my dick. We both moan as I shoot ropes of cum deep inside her and paint her walls white.

"Mmm fuck." Ellie moans.

I rest my head against hers as I continue to slowly thrust in and out of her slowly pumping her full of cum. I help Ellie ride out her high, once we both come down from our highs I slowly pull out of her.

Thick cum oozes out of her and onto the bed. We both lay there panting and trying to catch our breaths. "Fuck you are amazing in bed." Ellie pants out.

I giggle and kiss her. "Mmm so are you." I smile and look into her eyes. Ellie smiles and scoots her ass back against me. She lifts her ass cheek up a bit.

I smirk and slide my dick back inside her cum filled pussy. I moan and rest my head against her, I massage her boobs as I slowly thrust in and out of her.

"Such a good girl." I tease her.

"Mmm fuck, all for you." Ellie moans.

I smirk and look into her eyes full of lust. Ellie moans out in pleasure. I smirk, I lift her leg up a bit as I thrust in and out of her tight cum filled pussy faster and faster.

Ellie moans and looks deep into my eyes. "Mmm I've been such a naughty girl. Mmm fuck." Ellie moans seductively.

I moan and thrust into her faster and faster, my balls slap against her skin as our moans fill the room. Ellie moans and looks deep into my eyes as I continue to fuck her brains out.

"Fuck....fuck....fuck." Ellie squeaks out with each thrust. Ellie's mouth hangs open, her eyes roll to the back of her head as I continue to pound her pussy.

Ellie moans and screams in pleasure as I hit her g spot. "Ahhh I'm gonna squirt." Ellie moans in pleasure. I hold her leg up and thrust into her faster and harder, her boobs bounce up and down as I continue to fuck her.

I reach down and rub her clit with my thumb. Ellie's legs lean against mine. "Oh fuck." Ellie shouts as she squirts like crazy all over the bed and sheets.

I smirk and kiss her neck and gently slap her pussy, Ellie moans and shudders as I do this. I smirk and moan in her ear, I wrap my arm around her waist and continues to hold her leg up as I thrust in n's out of her harder and faster.

"Mmm fuck it feels so good." Ellie cries out in pleasure.

I moan in pleasure and keep going. I moan as I feel myself getting close to cumming.

"Ahhh I'm close." I moan.

"Me too." Ellie moans.

I moan in pleasure, my breathing gets heavier letting Ellie know that I'm close to cumming.

"Yes cum in me. Cum in me." Ellie moans begging for my load as I feel that all to familiar feeling in my balls.

"E-Ellie baby I'm gon-" I try to warn in her in time but I'm unable too.

Creampie #2:

I moan in pleasure and bust my load deep inside her. Ellie moans and cums all over my dick, we both moan as I shoot ropes of cum deep inside her and paint her walls white.

"Mmm fuck there's so much cum." Ellie moans in pleasure.

I moan and lean in and kiss her. I moan in the kiss as the last of my cum oozes inside her. I help her ride out her high, once we both come down from our highs I slowly pull out of her.

Thick cum oozes out of her and drips down her thigh and onto the bed. "Fuck there's so much cum deep inside me." Ellie moans in pleasure as my cum oozes inside her.

I smile and kiss her. "Mmm fuck baby, your pussy feels like heaven." I moan.

Ellie giggles and kisses back. "Mmm you have amazing dick game."

"Yeah?" I ask laughing a bit.

"Yeah you can really make a girl cum." Ellie says panting and trying to catch her breath.

Ellie takes a moment to catch her breath. She sits up. "I'm not done with you just yet baby. I want every last drop of your cum inside me."

Fuck that may have been the hottest thing I've heard.

I smirk and pick her up. She giggles and squeals. I push the tip of my dick in her and slowly sinks down her down on my dick we both moan as she takes my length deep inside her tight pussy.

"Mmm fuck. You're really deep in there." Ellie moans.

I rest my head against hers and look deep into her eyes. "So wet and tight." I moan. "I'm gonna destroy your tight pussy slut."

"Yeah daddy?" Ellie moans.

"Yeah slut. I'm gonna destroy your pussy and pump you full of cum. I'm gonna drain my balls in you." I moan as I slowly slide her up and down on my dick.

"Mmm I'm your cum slut daddy." Ellie moans.

"Mmm you're my cum dumpster slut." I moan as I move her up and down on my dick faster and faster.

"Mmm please daddy turn me into your cum dumpster." Ellie moans in pleasure as I move her up and down on my dick a bit harder and faster than before.

"Mmm so fucking good. I don't think I can last to much longer baby. You have amazing grip." I moan in pleasure.

"Mmm fuck yes give me your load." Ellie moans in pleasure.

"Yeah your a slut for daddy's cum you want daddy's cum deep inside your tight pussy?" I ask seductively as I slide her up and down on my dick faster and faster than before.

The only sounds in the room was the tv in the background and our moans and my balls slapping against her skin.

"Mmmm fuck daddy I'm close. Ahhh I'm squirting I'm squirting." Ellie moans I feel her shake and buckle against me as she squirts all over my dicks, thighs and all over the ground.

"Let go baby. Cum for daddy." I say seductively.

*Ellie's pov*

Holy fuck this felt amazing. Y/n was balls deep inside me. God I was so close to cumming and it's only been 10 minutes.

"Let go baby. Cum for daddy." Y/n nips my ear and whispers. Her words made me weak. She was so sexy when she was a Dom

She's really deep in there. Mmmm she feels so fucking good balls deep inside me.

I moan in pleasure as my walls clench around her, I was close to cumming. I couldn't take it anymore, I moan and throw my head back. My eyes roll to the back of my head.

I can't take it anymore and cum all over her dick. Some of my cum drips down her dick.

Me cumming sends Y/n over the edge. Y/n busts her load deep inside me. I gasp and moan as she fills me up with her load.

"Oh my g-god." I moan as she shoots thick ropes of sticky cum deep inside me. I sigh in pleasure as I feel her warm juices oozing inside me.

Y/n Cutely moans in my ear and nips in my ear. Fuck shes still unloading her massive seed deep inside me. 

"Mmm fuck, give me all your cum." I moan and dig my nails in her back as she comes down from her high. Cum still oozing inside me.

I moan. "Mmm use your dick and stuff your cum inside me no cum better drip out of my pussy." I sexily moan.

*Y/n's pov*

Creampie #3:

I feel Ellie cum all over me, her cumming amends me over the edge. I unload my massive load deep inside her pussy.

We both moan as I stuff her full with my seed. Ellie moans and throws her head back her eyes roll to the back of her head as I fill her up with my cum.

"Mmm fuck give me all your cum." Ellie moans in pleasure. She digs her nails in my back as I continue to unload my massive seed deep in her pussy.

I moan. Ellie moans and looks me deep in the eyes.

"Mmm use your dick and stuff your cum inside me no cum better drip out of my pussy." Ellie sexily moans.

I do as she requests I use my dick as a plug and stuff my cum deep inside her making sure no cum drips out.

"Mmm such a cum slut." I moan.

"Heheh, I want more." Ellie whispers and nips my ear.

We both moan as I help slide her off my dick. I set her down. "Daddy all tapped out?" Ellie questions as she gets on the bed and gets on all fours. "Or does she still got enough cum?"

I giggle. "Mmm I still got three more loads for you baby."

Ellie giggles, she shakes her ass. I smirk and move behind her. I slide my dick back inside her cum filled pussy. Ellie moans as my dick is back deep inside her.

I place my hand on her hip and grab a fist full of her hair and wrap it around my hand. I slowly thrust back and forth.

Ellie moans and grips the sheets. "F-Faster daddy."

I spank her ass and pound her pussy from behind faster and faster than before.

"Mmmm I love you spanking my ass." Ellie moans.

"Like this?" I question and spank her ass again.

"Harder daddy." Ellie moans.

I spank her ass a bit harder than before. "Like that daddy." Ellie moans.

I smirk and spank her ass again Ellie moans. My balls slap against her skin as our moans fill the room.

"Fuck...fuck....fuck." Ellie squeaks out with each thrust.

I moan and go a bit faster and harder as I pound her pussy from behind.

"Mmm fuck I don't think I'll last much longer." I moan, her walls were clenching around my dick letting me know she was close to cumming.

"Ahh daddy I'm gonna cum." Ellie moans.

Ellie moans and squirts. I feel her juices on my abs, on my thighs and squirts on the sheets.

My breathing gets heavier letting Ellie know that I'm close to cumming.

"Yes... cum in me.... Give me your load." Ellie squeaks out with each thrust.

Ellie helps me out and slides back and forth in my dick throwing her ass back against me. I moan as I feel that all to familiar feeling in my balls.

Creampie #4:

Ellie cums all over my dick sending me over the edge. I can't take it anymore I unload my massive load deep inside her pussy.

Ellie moans and grips the sheets as I shout ropes of thick sticky cum deep inside her pussy.

"Mmm yes, just like that daddy. Give me every last drop of your seed." Ellie sexily moans.

I moan and slowly thrust back and forth as I come down from my high my cum shooting deep inside her cum filled pussy.

I come down from my high as I fill her up with the last of my cum. I slowly pull out, thick cum immediately oozes out of her and drips down her folds onto her thighs and onto the bed and sheets. I smirk, I lick up the cum and kiss her pussy. Ellie moans and gasps as I do this.

"Mmm fuck." Ellie moans.

“Ellie?” I say.

Ellie looks at me. I smile and gently stroke her cheek, with my thumb. “I’m in love with you…. Will you be my girlfriend?”

Ellie smiles. “Yes, a thousand times yes. I’ll be your girlfriend.” Ellie smile and kisses me. “I’m in love with you too.”

I smile, we kiss again. “Mmm fuck I’m really tapped out. Can we skip those final two rounds and shower?” I question.

Ellie giggles and nods. We go and shower, and let’s just say that we finished the last two rounds in the shower. Then we kinda fell asleep naked after a lot of cuddling and making out.

[bigassmoth]

continuation of this here

It's been a week and a half and Leo is already complaining again.

Sho half-listened to Leo as he polished Bonnie in the garage. Just five minutes ago, although it felt much longer, Leo had flopped onto the couch and launched into a rant about his comment feed.

"It's been foreeevvveerrr and they are STILL calling that NPC a gold digger- as if they have the brains to dig! Our ~Honorable Senpai~ doesn't even know about designer labels- one time they complimented my jacket only because-" Leo changed his voice to mock the honor student, "-it looks very nice with your hair."

Sho remembers that incident, Leo met your casual compliment with aggression when he assumed that you recognized the brand and was vying for scraps. Your response was confused and then to sheepishly admit you hadn't realized it was a luxury brand and just liked the colors. Leo spent a good 10 seconds being too flabbergasted to speak and then later called Romeo to gossip about how much of a country bumpkin you are.

"Uh huh." Sho gave a disengaged comment while Leo paused in his ranting.

"Ugh, that gorilla is saying they are coming back from doing recon. I can't believe I keep getting left here- especially when senpai knows how bad Mido fumbles every interview."

"Didn't they leave 3 hours ago? I bet Sasquatch got them lost" Sho joins in on the discussion with passion this time, sharing a smirk with Leo as they imagine the likely scenario that Mido confidently leads you to dead-end after dead-end.

Leo sends off a text and a few seconds later Sho's phone vibrates in his pocket. He puts down his shop cloth to pull it out and after reading the text he frowns at Leo. A text from the prefect-

"You asked them to stop at Starbucks and didn't tell me? What if I wanted something you asshole?"

"Ehh that's not my fault, I figured if your precious bff really cared about you that much then they would reach out. And lo and behold..." Leo looked at Sho with a faint glimmer of envy in his eyes before directing his attention back to his phone. He scoffs. "Seriously, what's the point of posting that NPC if the 150 thousand followers I gain are all annoying as fuck?

"Your account really grew that much just from pretending you have a toxic relationship?"

"Duh. Everyone loves watching someone elses relationship go up in flames."

"You have issues, dude." Sho sighs and types you a reply with his order.

--

"We're back." Alan announced himself as usual, walking past the two ghouls while carrying a cardboard box presumably full of files for them to comb through for the next day. You were a quick step behind him, holding a drink tray and several paper bags.

"Hey." Sho greeted you while Leo only grunted in acknowledgement. You handed Sho his drink and bag- which he opened to reveal a chocolate muffin he promptly split with Bonnie. You set the remaining treats onto a nearby toolbox and turned around.

"Could you unzip this real quick?" You tilt your head forward so Sho can access the covert zipper at the top of your neck. With a face full of muffin, Sho hums and deftly yanks down the tab so you can free yourself of the cop costume.

Leo watches the casual exchange with crossed arms.

"Can you hurry up and give me my stuff already?" His voice is flat with irritation. You step out of the second-skin as it dissipates and hand Leo his drink and a paper bag.

"Mido senpai." You call out simply and, as Leo would make fun of him for later, Alan appeared like a dog hearing his name.

"Hm?"

"Turn around, please." He follows your instructions without question and you quickly reach up and unzip him as well. Job complete, you grab your drink and treat and sit on the couch near the center.

"Thanks." Once upon a time Leo and Sho would have assumed that Alan was just adept at hiding his embarrassment but time has proven that such deference to you made no blemish on his ego. You could ask him to play pattycake and he would.

Alan sat down next to you, the sink of the couch almost pushing you into his lap as you instinctively scooch further into the center.

"Oi, idiot." Leo claims your attention as soon as he is able, "This isn't starbucks. And this isn't a whipped rose latte either." He thrust the cup into your face, making you recoil into Alan.

"Starbucks tastes awful." You offer a half-explanation as Leo lowers the cup and instead presses his face into yours.

"How the fuck am I supposed to post this boring shit on instagram, huh?" He was razing you, Alan stopped his delicate sips on his black iced coffee to say something but you beat him to the punch.

"Then don't post it." You sigh and put a hand on Leo's head, pushing him away from you. Without him practically breathing down your neck, you are able to unstick yourself from Alan and get properly comfortable on the couch.

"You don't really get this whole influencer thing, do you?" Leo grumbles and slumps into the arm of the couch, stretching his legs onto your lap. You adjust easily, lifting your paper beg to rest it on his knees so your precious baked good didn't get squished.

"They didn't have any rose latte's, so I go you a chai. I figured you would like it beca-"

"Chai? Chai tea? Isn't that just black tea and milk?" Leo kicks his heel on Alan's leg.

"Actually 'chai' means tea." Sho chimed in 'helpfully', bemused by the display in front of him. Leo was a professional at riling people up, capable of getting the most extreme reactions with just a few words. But Alan was an immovable rock, so caught up in his own head and goals that everything in his periphery seemed worthless to pay attention to. You didn't have Alan's temperament but have gained an elusiveness that made you float above Leo's tactics. It was interesting for Sho, watching Leo vie for your attention and Alan's acknowledgment.

"I don't give a fuck." Leo looked at Sho as if he betrayed him.

"I think you will like it." You begin again, "I asked them to make it extra spicy." Leo had seen the 'xtra spic' written in sharpie on the cup.

"Ugh, whatever. This cookie better be good."

"It's peanut butter." Alan interjected now, without looking up from the file in his hand.

"I- What!?" Leo gaped at you as you sipped your drink. You shrugged.

"I was in charge of drinks, Mido senpai picked up the snacks."

"You need the protein."

At Alan's (unwanted) comment Sho erupted in laughter. Leo scoffed and fully laid back on the arm rest.

"This is so stupid." He muttered and without thinking, took a deep drink from his cup. The mixture warmed his bones, pleasantly sweet and spicy.

The conservation turned to details about the case as you and Alan relayed what you had learned on your excursion. Leo listened while tapping blankly on his phone notifications, not even taking in the information on the screen while he thought about how one would go about catching an anomaly. It was reflexive, that he took a selfie as he sipped his drink and posted it with the generic hashtags: #latte#girlfriend#bestgfever#couplegoals.

Everyone returned to their rooms after making a plan for tomorrow and sending you off to your decrepit dorm. It was only in the bath that Leo realized what he had posted would become an issue- because someone had made a video about it.

"-As we all know, Leo only likes light floral drinks. Which we love about him- but apparently his girlfriend bought him this drink which is an EXTRA SPICY CHAI. She doesn't even know his taste preferences-"

The comments were predictable: This is the same one boring girlfriend that is using him for money.

Leo rolled his eyes so hard he swore they got stuck in the back of his head for a second and shut his phone off before throwing it onto his pile of clothes on the floor.

"Seriously, that NPC brings in way more trouble then they are worth."

[pseudophan]

there's been a lot of interest already in the cookbook, a staggering amount actually, which is very exciting!!! because so many people want to get involved though i need to figure out the best way to do this, to avoid repeating dishes and making sure at least the majority of them are actually feasible for dan and phil to make and eat lmao. like do i think they will actually use it.. ehh.. i have my doubts.. but nevertheless we will treat it as if they will, just in case

obviously they have to be relatively easy, that's not to say they all need to be absolute beginner recipes though like lets give them some credit, but at the same time also nothing suuuper complicated

there's also the part where phil hates or can't have like half of all foods, that's another challenge. on that note, does anyone have a comprehensive list of things both of them have said they don't like/can't eat? or even dishes they say they enjoy a lot? phil shouldn't have dairy (though that doesn't necessarily mean zero dairy in any dishes, just maybe let's try to limit it), doesn't like cheese, mushrooms, soup, olives, what else?

anyway my main point i was gonna get to at the start of this post before it got away from me is i think i'll make a google form where you can submit what dish(es) you would like to contribute and then i'll look through them all and figure it out from there. i'm guessing the best way of doing it would be to get everyone to provide multiple options so that if a dish gets repeated a lot we can still try to get as many people as possible involved. whether the final pick is one recipe per person or not remains to be seen, it's hard to tell exactly how many will actually participate in the end

sorry this was supposed to be a short post just going "i'm making a google form", i promise there will be more info and less rambling coming later

[prncessdiaries]

ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀིྀི

“c’monnnn you can’t miss work for 3 hours? besides any other day when we’re home we’re doing…other things around this time!” you held your pink bag decorated with hand tied bows, hair tied neatly in your signature ballerina bun and adorned in pink colored high priced athletic wear, “no baby i can’t…i have an important meeting in like 30 minutes and then a very important phone call afterwards and-”

you sighed, cutting him off and rolled your eyes, walking away from him mumbling, “you always put your work before me,” and grabbed your keys, “hey, we can go out to dinner afterwards if you’d like?”

“hard pass. see you later, love you.” you left your home feeling defeated, hoping one day your husband would finally attend to one of your ballet performances and get this! you received the lead role and even that couldn’t interest him into one of your shows. so, you tried listening to spirit lifting music to get your mood ready and pumped until you reached then venue, preparing yourself for the first night.

”oh goodie! you’re dressed, are you ready? i saw a cute someone walk in here with white lilies and tulips!” your brow furrowed at the stage director’s words, “who? definitenlyyyy not my husband he’s busy with work-“ you were cut off with a sound of claps and lights dimmming down,

“it’s time! places everyone!”

જ⁀➴₊⊹ 🎀

when the last act was finished, you and your castmates bowed together receiving many flowers thrown on the stage. you went back to grab your things from the green room, noticing the other girls belongings disappear from the vanities and sighed, wondering if you should’ve taken up the dinner idea with your husband.

your husband, who scared the absolute shit out as he sat in your vanity chair and smirks at you, “what in the world are you-” he puts his finger on your lip? shush-ing you quickly, “hi my love! beautiful show you out in out there? absolutely beautiful.” he rose up and hugged your shocked figure, “what’re you-…how did you-?”

“ehh pulled a few strings, rescheduled some other things .” he shrugged like it was the easiest thing in the world, “but you said…?”

“that i couldn’t come? yeah i genuinely could not have came, but that doesn’t mean i wouldn’t have came either, c’mon this is your first lead role and you’d think i would’ve missed it? crazy.” he leaned down and peck your plump lips that were pouted, twice and handing you two sets of gorgeous white flowers, “tulips and lilies, your faves unless you changed them in the span of 4 hours hm?”

“n-no, i didn’t- these are beautiful baby! but, are you sure I looked beautiful onstage?” your eyes sparkle from your subtle glitter eye makeup, warming up your husbands heart, “yes, stunning even… in fact,” his hands removed your bag and belongings from your shoulders, sitting them down neatly on the floor and wrapped his arm around your waist and his hand cupped your jaw.

he stared at you lovingly, engulfing you into a passionate kiss and held you tenderly in your arms. your lips moved perfectly against his as his thumb caressed your cheek. he then kissed your exposed neck so soft to the point that it tickled which caused cute giggles to leave your mouth, “what’s funny?”

“nothing-hehehe, nothing baby look how about we go to that dinner you recommended earlier?” you could see his face fall, “you said no earlier or wait- it was actually, “hard pass” so i canceled it.” he mocked you then flinched when your hand raised to hit him, “fine…takeout?”

“takeout it is.”

[gravphobia]

Ocposting again cuz I like this guy

Behold my self insert guy! I do not like him! I hope he explodes!

I made him to yumeship w Curly lol but I ended up developing him WAY more than I thought I would

More yapping below

PRE GAME EVENTS

Venan got a job at pony express as just something to do while he figured out what he really wanted to do in life, he never quite had a plan after high school and just told himself he’d figure himself out eventually, he just needed the time

He meets curly during his first job, then Jimmy, he was pretty chill with them, but sooner or later Venan’s like “man this Jimmy guy is kinda ehh… but what the hell sure”. He then goes to Curly and is like “are you sure ur cool w this Jimmy guy?” But Curly’s like “yeah dw bout him lol he’s real nice when you get to know him” but Ven is just like erm………..ok

Ven gets progressively more and more passive aggressive with Jimmy and he’s starting to catch onto it and now both of them are being real passive aggressive towards each other but they’re both friends with Curly and neither plan to cut ties with him so now they’re just stuck glaring at each other without doing much

CHARACTER RELATIONSHIPS

Venan’s personality in general

He’s the type of person you don’t really notice much, he’s mainly in the background doing his own thing, though when he isn’t busy being alone, he tends to be a REAL smug dickhead

He’s the type of person to randomly butt into conversations and leave, like just adding in a comment or two when he feels the need to, most of which are snarky remarks or sarcastic comments

Venan also isn’t necessarily the type to give straight (or even serious) answers right away lol, he has fun messing with the rest of the crew, it’s like enrichment to him

^this is also because he has a problem with vulnerability, no matter the situation he always tries to play it off as something stupid or not that serious, whenever he catches himself being too serious or vulnerable for once he IMMEDIATELY brushes it off like “haha that was lame as hell”

This one’s a little more complicated but Venan does have religious beliefs, though he doesn’t outwardly express it, it’s kinda just a thing in the back of his mind, he tries to convince himself it’s nothing but subconsciously he still somewhat believes that stuff

No one’s safe from being insulted nor threatened

Curly

Venan’s the second closest to Curly, right behind Jimmy

He’s also got this HOPELESS crush in Curly like the dude is YEARNING

He also catches onto Curly being such a people pleaser, especially when it comes to Jimmy often criticizes him about it, he also tries to convince Curly that staying friends with Jimmy ain’t that worth it

Kinda like that

He’s not really the social type so he mainly hangs out around Curly when he doesn’t wanna be alone

Post-crash Venan STILL calls Curly “Captain” and Jimmy tries correcting him, Venan either just continues his sentence without acknowledging Jimmy’s correction or brushes it off with a “whatever”

Near the end, Venan tries to kill Curly, getting the same idea as Swansea to out an end to his suffering, though he hesitates and backs out, which leads him to get chased away and eventually killed by Jimmy

Jimmy

They piss each other off, though Venan’s more smug about it.

They (badly) fake getting along for Curly’s sake and so their pay doesn’t get docked

Venan VERY FREQUENTLY says backhanded comments around him, never treats him seriously and is just overall retry upfront with expressing his disdain for Jimmy

Post-Crash even when Jimmy takes over as “Captain” Venan NEVER refers to him as such,

In my mind the only time he ever does refer to Jimmy as “Captain” is during that whole birthday thing where everyone’s dead and Jimmy’s lowk tweakin out

Now idk if Jimmy would’ve intended to kill Venan, maybe it was all his pent up resentment towards Venan, maybe he just intended to knock him out but ended up stabbing him right through the eye socket

Swansea

Swansea catches a few strays lol, Venan just REALLY has fun with his backhanded comments, it’s funny to him when he gets on people’s nerves

Venan THOROUGHLY enjoys the slang and insults Swansea comes up with, he just thinks he’s a silly angry old man

He also refers to Swansea as “gramps/pops/[other old man names]”

He exaggeratedly acts all buddy-buddy with him, only for Swansea to hit him with the ole “Get The Fuck Off Me”

Post-Crash, Venan sided with Swansea when he said that opening the cargo hold wasn’t a good idea (Venan knew what was in there since he was in charge of making sure nothing gets damage during shipment, and knew a sea of mouthwash isn’t gonna do anything) (he also refused to say what was in there in the first place cuz that was confidential info)

Daisuke

They’re actually distant cousins, Daisuke didn’t know til after a while, but Venan kinda does, he just doesn’t care (Daisuke is Japanese-Filipino you can’t tell me otherwise)

They looked at each other for a solid 30 seconds and Sensed the Filipino blood off of each other

Venan teaches Daisuke Filipino words sometimes

He also torments Daisuke by using slang wrong, hits him with the “what’s up my skibidi sigma rizzler” and Daisuke clocks his ass/j

They’re not too close but they do get along

Anya

MLM/WLW solidarity (silent acknowledgment)

They don’t talk too much outside the psych evals, though Venan likes to joke with her when it comes to those evals but eventually does give her more serious answers (or at least as serious as he can get)

Post-crash, Anya talks to Swansea and Venan in private, Venan insists on talking to Jimmy for her whenever she needs to (like if she wants to ask him to give Curly the painkillers, Venan can tell him instead) though she insisted he didn’t given Venan and Jimmy already hate each other so much as is, who knows if they talked more frequently the’d end up fighting and things would get worse

SILLY STUFF :3

Venan steals and hides stuff a LOT, doesn’t matter if it’s a necessity or just something he thought looked cool, he usually just steals somewhat small stuff, he hasn’t been caught

^he pickpockets the others as a joke then ask if they lost something

He also probably managed to sneak salt and pepper shakers on the Tulpar to make the Pony Express Slop taste SOMEWHAT better

He doesn’t have a Filipino accent, or at least not a noticeable one but it’s VERY obvious when he says Anya and Daisuke’s names

[blundering-owl]

The will / mike / el love triangle has a lot of parallels with other love triangles (specifically touching on the media the Duffers referenced in ST).

Luke / Leia / Han Solo — there are a lot of misconceptions about the dynamics of this trio. I’ve seen others say Will = Han Solo, Mike = Leia, and El = Luke; but! this is only because Mike is the center of his love triangle, and has little to do with how the individual characters relate to each other. Obviously, the Duffers take huge inspiration from the og Star Wars trilogy, so these characters being similar to their counterparts in Star Wars is intentional.

In actuality, Will = Leia, Mike = Han Solo, and El = Luke. Let’s imagine, for a second, that Han Solo is the center of the love triangle (and that the incest subplot didn't happen).

El Byers-Hopper = Luke Skywalker Let’s start with the obvious: El and Luke both have telekinetic powers (although El’s extend to seeing into other people’s minds). Both characters start off as “orphans,” (with El being told by both Brenner and Hopper that her mom is dead — and, I’d assume, her bio dad as well) told by mentors and / or parental figures that their respective parents are dead (Obi Wan tells Luke that Darth Vader killed Anakin Skywalker, when they were one in the same) and Luke and El later find out that this is a lie. Also, both Hopper and Obi Wan say this because it’s an “easier” explanation. Like Luke, El is also a fraternal twin (although she and Will aren’t biologically related, they very closely resemble fraternal twins, so much so that they are known in-fandom as the Wonder Twins. They were likely mistaken for twins in Lenora, and several people have pointed out how closely El resembles Joyce in ST4 before her head is shaved).

Also, and this isn’t an in-show thing (nor was it an intention by the writers), but when ST4 dropped so many people were in denial about Will’s sexuality that they genuinely believed (or at least said) that Will was “in love” with El (his SISTER). So. George Lucas would probably find that funny.

Will Byers = Leia Skywalker / Organa Like Leia, Will is a leader in his own right (think: Will and Mike often make decisions together, and it’s implied this is something they’ve likely done as long as they’ve known each other). Leia and Will also exhibits more “masculine” or tomboyish traits than either El or Mike. Leia also starts the trilogy needing to be rescued (like Will in ST1). Will tends to be put in this position a lot, but like Leia, he’s competent in his own right (either by holding his own and surviving until others rescue him, or, as well hopefully see in ST5, he’ll be the one doing the rescuing). Will and Leia are also the twins not born with powers (although Will gains True Sight as a result of his time in the Upside Down, which he uses to spy on the Mindflayer, and Vecna through him, in ST2). This is also a smaller detail but both characters have a tendency to be sassy, usually with their respective love interests (Will with Mike, Leia with Han Solo). Both Will and Leia are also warriors, aside from being diplomatic, and have both used guns (or “blasters” in the case of Star Wars).

Mike Wheeler = Han Solo Starting with character traits: both characters are extremely loyal to their friends. They’re both sarcastic and snarky, and have a tendency to come off as an asshole. Also, Mike has heroic tendencies (although, it’s due to survivor’s guilt) and tend to be the de facto leaders of their respective groups. I wanna point out another similarity: specifically, the fight between Han and Leia in The Empire Strikes Back (1980). Below, I’ve transcribed it as best as I could, and I’m gonna go over the similarities between it and byler’s fights.

[Han Solo] “Come��onnn. You want me to stay because of the way you feel about me.”

[Leia Organa] “Yes! You’ve been a great help to us. You’re a natural leader.”

[Han Solo] “No! That’s not it.” [pause] “C’mon. Ehh? C’mon!”

[Leia Organa] “You’re imagining things.”

[Han Solo] “Am I? Then why are you following me? Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?”

[Leia Organa] “I’d just as soon kiss a wookie.”

[Han Solo, angrily] “I can arrange that!” [off-screen] “and it’s YOU they’re gonna kiss!”

In this scene, Han is projecting about his feelings for Leia. Also, if I remember correctly, Leia had already developed feelings for Han at this point. As we’ve established, Mike was projecting during both the rain fight in ST3 and the Rink O Mania fight in ST4 (“It’s not my fault you don’t like girls” and “We’re friends! We’re friends!”) both being examples of Mike’s internalized homophobia. Mike is obviously paralleling Han here (they’re even on the same side of the screen during most of their respective fights). Although both Will and Leia have feelings for Mike and Han respectively when these fights take place, it is Mike and Han who bring up romantic implications / view the interaction as romantic (although obviously Han is more cavalier about this). Also, in both cases, Leia and Will genuinely mean what they’re saying platonically, regardless of their preexisting feelings for their love interests.