#eh im still gonna use that old user

[emicat1159]

Ahhh the joys of creating a new Nintendo account, starting completely from scratch

My old email got locked and I can't get it back, you don't wanna know how many years of progress I'm leaving behind 💀

On the plus side if anyone wants to add me as a friend on their swiiiiiitch~

[umeoniii]

aot women beige flags!

٩( 'ω' )و

mikasa, hange, annie, sasha, ymir, pieck

~

mikasa:

☆ gets super sick easily

and these sicknesses literally beat her ass

she just has a super weak immune system

can go out one time then when she comes back home she’s literally stuck in bed like it’s her dying days.

a common cold for her is like the plague

it seems as if she’s an old victorian child lying in her bed asking her mother for bread and water.

☆ somehow physic

not so much now, it’s not like she has powers

but she has a ‘6th sense’ and she can tell when something bad is going to happen

first time she did it you thought she was joking around

but then she was right because the building next to you caught fire (cooking error…)

you were totally scared of her after that bcs what if she was behind it

then you forgave her (she did nothing wrong?) and tried to convince her to give you a fortune

then she proceeded to tell you that’s not what the sixth sense is for

hange:

☆ really likes playing games

hanges a sore loser though.

this is super funny

super competitive with stuff like board games and video games. and she takes it seriously.

when she loses she takes it to heart.

she’ll throw a temper tantrum and get upset and everything.

she’ll do anything to win as well. cheats and switches the game all she wants, especially when she’s actually winning. but when you try to do it it’s all “no no that’s not how you play!”

you DO NOT want to play uno with hange. enough said

☆ makes impressions of people in public.

let’s say you’re in the car parked and you see a couple sitting on the bench talking.

she’ll give them names and make a voice and act what she thinks is their conversation.

it’s far funnier than it sounds.

if she sees a couple and their friend,

“eh barbra? i didn’t know you were gonna invite your annoying friend, you know how much i hate her!” she’d snicker while staring at the three people

and there’s actually times where you hate it bcs of how unserious she acts.

sometimes she would invite you along to voice someone else

and she would just sit and laugh like it’s the funniest thing ever!

annie:

☆ bargain queen

has coupons for everything in the whole wide world

she has all the apps for everyplace she goes so she’ll get some kind of deal.

her total at the grocery store would go from $135 to $80 bcs she’s a diehard user of coupons

she makes u use them as well and stuffs some in your wallet

she’s a karen for these things as well

if the price tag says it’s ‘$3.12’ then it’s ‘$3.12’ whether the seller says “well that’s last weeks price”

she’ll say “well maybe you should’ve changed it, how would the manager feel if i told them you’re not doing youre job?”

and she’d get it for $3.12

☆ greets an animal before she greets a person

if she seems someone she knows walking their dog she won’t even look at them let alone speak to them

she’ll crouch and pet the dog and start baby talking to them before she gets up and says something to the walker

she actually likes animals a lot

more than ppl

she’d have some kind of shirt displaying that as well

“im more of a dog person than a people person”

sasha:

☆ cant stay on track in a conversation

she could be talking to you about something she heard about someone. then she’ll be like, “speaking of her i remember when me and her went out for these awesome burgers.”

THEN she’ll say “wait because i was actually contemplating going vegan…. what do you think?”

the whole convo switches topics every 2 minutes or so.

you get so confused as to how the conversation went from work drama to when she thinks the world is going to end.

☆ takes the first bite of your food

it’s an unspoken rule.

she doesn’t even say “to test it for poison” she just does it because she wants

trying something new? she gets the first bite. you haven’t ate all day? she still gets the first bite. it’s your favorite food in the whole wide world? two words: first. bite.

and it’s not even a small bite, it’s the BIGGEST chomp she could take.

you’ve gotten so used to it that you don’t care. you just shove it in her face.

because if you were being honest if she just suddenly stopped you’d be concerned and sad.

ymir:

☆ cannot take some things seriously

she could be out w you at a restaurant and see this waiter’s name on their tag

“gaylord”

it’s not even pronounced “gay lord” but “gaylerd”

she’ll turn around and start hysterically laughing she doesn’t even care that the waiters right there

you can tell her a story from work or something that’s completely serious and she’ll still laugh no matter what

☆ lies out of her ass for no reason

you could tell her you tried some cool new exotic food and she’ll be like

“oh i had that when i was 5 and i almost died because i’m allergic to the spices in it”

and it’s kind of obvious it’s a lie but you don’t even say anything bcs she rides hard to defend herself and say it’s the truth

she’ll even go as far as editing photos and calling other people so it would be more believable

she sometimes doesn’t even lie to be funny but just out of habit

these aren’t bad kind of lies and she tells the truth when needed but she still b lyin..

pieck:

☆ cannot save money for her life

she can put aside some money for important stuff and it would be gone in a flash

worst part is the money is wasted on totally useless stuff

like finger puppets

what are you gonna do with finger puppets when you’re stranded for miles?

tries harder to not let it happen

then it happens again and she tries to justify it by saying that maybe a corn butterer was a great investment

(it wasn’t)

☆ can sleep anywhere at anytime

we all know this don’t we…

but it’s horrible

restaurants, floor, toilet

she could probably go to sleep in the club if she’s tired enough

she doesn’t look dead when she sleeps (unlike connie)

she looks very calm whether she’s in a deep sleep or taking a power nap

and she probably gets a decent amount of sleep at night, she just naps bcs… she wants to?

♡

a/n: at least 3 of these stories are actually real things i’ve faced with friends and family LOL so this is so funny to me. some of these aren’t even beige flags and are lowkey hcs, let’s just pretend alr!

[m1ckeyb3rry]

Ohhhhh lowk almost forgot about that whole thing but SHSSHSHS I’m ngl I was/am so confused about whatever that was about rika eating shit was so I’m just gonna leave it okay then akutami (also just saw this autocorrected to Akita in a prev ask whoops)

HAHSH someone on the tumblr team make a bug fix update pls….

Wait lowk hiiragis visuals truly give historical drama LMAO ofc our majestic king yuki too!! I bet if you asked otoya about his hair he’d say something like “yeah my ninja disappearing arts are so strong that most of my hair turned white and one strip turned green so I can hide in grass” jk this is kinda non-hollyhock dumbass otoya coded but anyways

OMG WAIT YEAH THIS IS NEW NEWS LMAOAOAOA pauseeee reader girlbossing and using her big brain ofc otoya thinks he’s rizzing her LMAOOO him becoming the rizzee is so funny too THE APA CITATIONS HAVE ME CRYING LMAPSOSKOD wait speaking of i forgot to ask this way earlier but I’ve always wondered about the reasoning behind your user LOL

JUSTIN BIEBER THEME 2k event is choose a jb meme and get a fic BAHAH the way I also kinda avoided the belieber crew too but I also just didn’t gaf about him his gif memes now are just too funny

TIKTOK BINGE SESSION COMMENCING

HAKKK this is reminding me I should pickup the manga again (I only stopped because I forgot when it came out because it’s monthly shshsbsiwksn) I’m crying the Inumaki one LMAOOO I fr slapped my hand over my mouth to stop myself from laughing that was fr us the dude bringing up the recorder has me laughing so hard

MEGUMIII wait the one with chase Atlantic really hits hard omg…..also glad he’s alive though SJHDJSBD

IM CRYING WHAT IS THAT AUDIO AND WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE SONIC AIAHSHAHAHDBS

omg the mahito edit…but wait you’re so real for that actually every time I go to scro through old TikTok’s I see like 1 for every 5 are deleted or unavailable it’s kinda crazy (crazy annoying)

- Karasu anon

LMAOO i think it’s been a popular theory for a while so i was just kinda like eh okay and moved on without questioning it too much LKSDJFSJ at that point i was truly only reading text leaks in order to know what was going on but i wasn’t invested enough to actually care about what was happening so i didn’t even question it LKSJFH

RIGHT honestly get hiiragi out of bllk he doesn’t even contribute anything there he was meant to be a vaguely sinister manhwa character with beautiful visuals KLJSDFDK omg wait ig that’s another character with the black hair and purple eyes combo…tbh his color palette is actually really pretty it was fr wasted on him i wish they had given it to someone else 😩 LMAO not the ninja disappearing arts…unfortunately yeah hollyhock otoya is more sassy and sharp as opposed to being a dumbass it’s the only story of mine where he’s not lowkey an idiot

OKAY GOOD i was like 99% sure i hadn’t told you but then i was like “wait maybe i did” HAHA but yeah reader lowkey gagged him there she ate with that 😭 omg username lore!! there really isn’t much behind it ngl…my first name irl (mira is just a pseudonym hehe although ngl it’s not that different from my actual name) if you mispronounce it based on how it’s written phonetically ends up sounding like part of the mickey mouse clubhouse theme song so when i was in like middle school and we’d have roll calls and the substitutes would say my name wrong people would always tease me by singing the song and it became my trademark?? to the point that everyone always called me either mickey mouse, [my actual name] mouse, or mouse/mousey HAHA they mostly stopped after middle school but even still everyone from high school knows that that’s my thing hence the “mickey” part and then the berry is just because i have an ethnic-ish last name and once a guy read it as berry instead of what it actually is LMAOOO hence the berry so that’s where i got mickeyberry but then mickeyberry without any numbers was taken on ao3 i think so i added in the 1 and 3 to make it m1ckeyb3rry and that’s the story pretty much HAHA

PLSSS omg that would actually be hilarious no one would get it but it would be funny to US…justin bieber x bllk collab when??

hak my man omg he’s so perfect i love him…and MEGUMIII ahh i miss him sm and i miss being into him/jjk as much as i used to be 😓 HELP THAT NANAMI EDIT MEME THING IS SO ICONIC I LOVE IT IDEK WHERE THE AUDIO IS FROM BUT I REFERENCE IT CONSTANTLY i literally had to stop because people had no idea what i was talking about and i sounded insane saying it but it’s so funny KDSLJFHSK and yeahhh bro like all of my old saved edits are gone now it’s so tragic i always wonder what happened to the people who made them 🙁

[twildflower]

Talking about anime ash ships(?) kinda. It became a bunch of random topics.

Hm im actually an amourshipper. Its my otp from like 10 at least. Or whenever i first watched xy or xyz. When it came out. I don’t remember. But im also a multishipper so like i dont really dislike other ships in fact i find goh and ash very cute. And gary. I despise pokeshipping tho. Last on my list. Absolutely no. I just hate it idk why. I didnt even hate it because of other people i just hated it when i knew it existed?? Or ash and iris thats my second most dislike. Cause i like may and dawn a lot and theyre cool i like their ships with ash but now to me they suit the rivals/male alternates better. I still like them tho. Theyre cool. Like yeah shes kinda built off ash in the anime and thats cringe but i just think theyre cute and i dont really have a reason to not like them and rheyre my old otp. I just like them. Plus serenas pretty. And bc theyre my oldest and probably first otp. Ah. I forgot what i was gonna say. Oh yeah so then its kinda hard for me to dislike something after liking it a lot. I think i did dislike something a lot after liking something decently but that wasn’t something i really REALLY liked so it couldve easily changed so eh. I dont think my preferences really changed a lot? The only thing that’s significant enough that i can say off my mind is favorite colour i guess. I used to like uh. Actually i dont remember. But whatever colour it got replaced by blue (ITS PURPLE I REMEMBERED))because i liked elsa a lot. When the first frozen movie came out. Holy shit that was. Wild. …and. My like. Probably favorite mlp was rainbow dash. Blue. So blue. And twilght. IT DOESNT RELATE TO MY NAME THO IT DOESNT. um anyway. I liked blue a lot. Actually i somehow sticked withit for a long time even after my hype died a long time. I think I realized my fav color was still blue bc of elsa and i thought that was like really fucking cringe so i wanted to like a different colour so i went around for sometime and then i thought uhh i like stars and moon and stuff too thyere yellow. Light yellow uh yeah guess ill try and make this my fav colour and i did after maybe 1-2 years of convincing myself. Thats funny. Twildflower is a mash of twild and wildflower. Tp link and botw link ship name lmao. Then wildflower is what ppl say wild’s nickname would be from twilight. Kinda cool. And its not a taken or common name so i was like eh sure. I made this name when i was in my zelda hyperfixiation. uhhhshsh i hate typing zelda its so weird. Not gonna elaborate. Um anyway. My preferred name being link does not have to do with my username being twildflower or because of the zelda fixiation either fun fact it’s literally just because of my real name. I. Dont like that name and it catches me off guard a lot of the time and it. I just dont like it. Link is better. Kyle is just a random name. Its a youtubers i watched like maybe 7 years ago’s real name and a certain day like 4 years ago i just suddenly remembered that person and i was like yeah kyles a cool name and that stuck as my name until now. Id say its my real name. Link or kyle are both cool. Some of my real life friends call me kyle so thats the diff i guess. I dont have online friends tho the ones i am friends with probably call me nai. Nai is. Eh. I dont mind it. Its my name. Its a name i used to like know a lot of online friends i have. So thats my name to them. I dont mind people i know now that dont know why im nai call me nai. Also by real life friends i only consider id say 5 as friends and only 1-2 call me kyle. 1 I explicitly told them call me kyle if she could and the other is just sometimes when we chat because i have it as my user on some places. Not specifically for group chats tho like just as referencing to me. Sometimes i guess. Yeah tbh id consider kyle my real life name if i could. If i had to introduce myself with none of my family nearby or when my id name is outright there or whatever id say im kyle. I havent gotten a chance to do so tho. I dont really care i guess. I dont want to care about many things. I say i dont care but i care. Like. My friend. I guess.

[argumentl]

The Freedom of Expression Ep 55 - Rage Room.

K: Hi, this is Dir en grey's Kaoru with this week's episode of The Freedom of Expression . Joe, Tasai, welcome.

J: Today we are wearing...

K: Yeh, you've been wearing these recently, havn't you? Its just the right season for them.

T, J: Yeah.

J: Its a bit warm out for a thick coat during the day now..

T: Yeah, this is really useful.

K: It is a bit warm now, isn't it?

J: Yeah, and when it gets too warm I can just take this off, and put it straight in my bag...

T: Yeah, its just right. It really is easy to use.

K: I see.

T: Its great. And when I wear it, the girls think Im cool.

J: Do they really say that to you?

T: Haha, is it just me?

J: That sounds like bragging! No one says anything to me!

K: Don't they? haha

J: No! Why do some people get called cool, and others don't..even though we are both wearing Dir en grey clothes?? Does this simply mean Joe Yokomizo is not cool? Is that it?

T: No, no. Your mood switch is impressive, haha.

J: Please stop it. You know I'm still trying to get married again. Don't get in my way!

T: Why are you so angry? haha.

J: Thats just me, haha.

K: You are angry, aren't you?　

J: Oh, I'm ok.

K: Speaking of getting angry...lets have today's topic.

T: Oh, good idea.

J: Ok, may I read out today's news? This news is about a 'Rage Room'.

T: Oh, very fitting.

J: Yes..In the suburbs of São Paulo, a 'Rage Room' has recently opened, where people can release their pent up stress and anxiety, and it has been proving popular. The room is set up in a warehouse, and peope can unleash their anger by smashing up old tvs and computers etc. According to Vanderlei Rodrigues (age 42), who started the business a month ago, there are quite a lot of people using the room who want to release their anger, especially with the spread of covid. Rodrigues claims this was the best time to open a Rage room, with so many people needing a release from the massive stress and aniexty which they are experiencing. Incidentally, the price to experience this is $4.64, which equates to about ¥490. Users need to wear protective clothing and a helmet, and can write words on the wall to aim their anger at, like 'ex-girlfriend', 'ex-husband', 'corruption', 'work' etc. A single-mother of two who used the room had this to say about it: 'Its good that I can work off my discontent in this rage room. My daughters, or anyone else, don't have to bear the brunt of my complaints, and its great being able to smash things'. A Rage Room! What do you think? First of all, would you go if there was one here?

T: I wanna try it out, yeh.

K: It sounds interesting.

J: Right? Smashing stuff up.

T: And its under ¥500.

J: Yes, it is.

T: Hm, that sounds pretty good.

J: Right?! It might be more expensive if it was in Japan, what with the land price being higher...if you compare it to São Paulo, Brazil. But if it was in the suburbs, like my home town Hachiouji or something, it might be cheaper, haha. It would be difficult to get there though. But if there was one here, I'd wanna try going. The question is though, if you went there, what would you aim your anger at?

T: Yeah.

J: Is there anything at Tokyo Sports you would pick?

T: There's a few things.

J: Right? Its like, what are you angry at? Like, 'My idiot boss!!!'?

T: Ah, I see.

K: Hiranabe?

J: Hiranabe! haha ???*1

T: Yeh, maybe I'll go with that. haha

J: Haha. Would you whack him in person?

T: No no, haha.

J: That would become a crime scene, haha. Kaoru, how about you?

K: Well, yeh...

J: What do you wanna unleash your rage at?

K: Hm, what do I? I don't really want to get direct anger AT anything. Stress happens as a result of lots of small things building up to make something bigger, right?

J: Of course.

K: I'd just wanna get the stress out in a way unrelated to all that stuff.

J: Ahh, I see. Well, yeh, stress has been building up bit by bit, even in just this last year.

K: Punchbags in gyms are apparently pretty popular too.

T, J: Ohh

J: People need somewhere to aim their rage. Ah, yeh there's that too. Some people go to the gym too. Lets go.

T: To a rage room?

J: Yeah. Well, I mean, I've got loads of things to  be angry at...loads that I can't say here, but...

T: Joe, are you that stressed out?

J: Yeah, its tough. My radio show is tough, everything is hard! Its been so tough, I wanna smash stuff.

T: But have you guys been really angry at anything recently? Like, so angry you wanted to punch someone?

K: Well, im not sure if its at that level, but I do get angry quite a lot...at people in the street wearing those noise cancelling earphones. They don't pay attention to anything around them, and just walk into you! There those people right?

T, J: Ahh, yeh yeh.

K???*2

T: You do get angry!

J: Well, yeah!

T: Well, I was out walking too, in Kichijōji, on a really narrow street near the station used by cars and pedestrians. And a drunk guy came riding his bike right down the middle of the street, and was about to crash right into me until I yelled at him. I was so angry with him!

J: Were you? Ahh.

T: Maybe my anger is aimed at people like that.

K: Mm, there are a lot of them.

J: This is why this kind of business works. Like you said earlier Kaoru, its not about being against a specific thing or person, its the daily stress that builds up and up, and this rage room helps to relieve that.

T: Its good, isn't it?

J: its just right. Should we do this? Let's open one.

K: Here?

J: Haha, we could smash loads here. Yeah, but a rage room. It sounds just right for these times....Kami is pretty quiet today..Are you there, Kami?

Kami: Im here, yes yes.

J: Were you asleep?

Kami: No no. Um, as for me...I wouldn't use this room.

J: Eh?! You wouldn't?

Kami: No.

J: Why? Don't you have any stress?

Kami: No, gods don't get angry.

J, T, K: Ehh?!

J: What do..

Kami: Its like, we are gods so we are not supposed to get angry.

J: Oh really?

T: I had the image that gods get angry quite a lot. 

Kami: No, not necessarily. You use a hammer to smash tvs and computers, right?

J, T: Yeah.

J: It would feel good, right?

Kami: I'd definitely hurt myself if I did that.

J: Haha.

Kami: Then I'd think 'Ahhh, it hurts' and regret doing it, which would make me get angry again. So I'd never do that. And charging ¥490 for it just adds insult to injury.

J: Haha

K: Well, there is that too.

T: Yeah.

J: Kami, have you never been angry in your life? 

Kami: I have loads of times.

J: You have? haha. You don't like the idea of a Rage Room though? You'd hurt yourself so you wouldn't use it?

Kami: I wouldn't.

J: Ahh, I see.

T: It would hurt your muscles a bit throwing a big, heavy hammer around.

J: Yeah, if you are not used to it.

T: Its scary.

K: Yeah, if its someone who doesn't usually use hammers.

J: Yeah, if it comes as a surprise, it'll be tough.

Kami: Um, wouldn't it be good to make something to prevent road rage? Something small.

J: Ah, yeah.

T: Yeah, road rage annoys me.

J: Road rage, yeh. Well, its dangerous.

Kami: If you told the government about a rage room that you can put in cars to prevent road rage, they would get it for you, right?

J: Ahh, well, like a small compartment?

Kami: Yes

J: A small rage compartment.

Kami: Yeah.

J: Before you get angry at person in front's driving, you could let it all out next to you ???*3

Kami: Ah, thats a good idea.

J: Haha

T: They could also make a room in the highway service areas or something?

Kami: Yeah.

T: To prevent road rage.

J: That might actually be good.

Kami: Yeah, road rage would disappear.

K: But if the wrong person comes in, they'll get punched.

J: Haha, your right. Everyone is there is stressed and annoyed, right?

K: Yeah.

J: If its not organised properly, they might start fighting.

K: They could have a martial arts contest in there.

J: Hahaha. Well, thats like putting your anger into a fight? Ahh.

T: I also wanna shout really loudly, to get rid of stress.

J: Ahh, we're not doing that recently, are we?

K: Ah, I see.

J: We can't yell at lives and stuff.

K: Well, Joe, you still talk a lot, but I've been talking less than usual.

T: Yeah.

J: Well, the number of conversations we have has decreased, right? Like, we don't go out drinking with friends..it builds stress.

K: Drinking makes your voice louder too, right? Joe, you get really loud when you drink! haha.

J: I do! Im so noisy

K: Well, yeah, its because of covid, people can't get their stress out.

J: Yeah. Well, lets think of some fun ways to get rid of stress.

T: Ok, lets think of something.

J: Firstly...

Kami: Something where you are not gonna get hurt and regret it.

J: Yes. But this is only dangerous because its tvs and computers, right, Kami? What if it were straw dolls or something?

Kami: Ah, in that case you'd hit your hand under the doll with the hammer.

J: Ah, you would. haha

Kami: There's no need for hammers and stuff.

J: Haha

T: He's peaceful.

J: Yeah

T: Very godlike.

K: But thats him messing up, right?

J: Oh, I see, its not that he's peaceful, its just about him messing up and hitting his own hand with the hammer. Does that make him a bit cute?

Kami: How about when you are opening a box and you pull it open with all your might, you cut your hand, right?

Kami: Cutting your hand on a box..

K: Oh, on a box, yeah. That happens a lot. I've been ordering online a lot recently. It cuts your fingers. ???*4

T: Yeh yeh, haha.

J: Also, when you get a package delivered and leave it in the hallway, and then bash your little toe off it when you walk past. Its only a small thing, but it hurst so much, right? Like, 'Uaaghh', you don't know what to do, right?

T: Yeah, thats annoying.

J: It really is. It would be better to just unpack it, but when you leave it there and bash your toe, its so bad!

Kami: Do you get annoyed?

T: What?

Kami: Do you get annoyed? As for me, if I bashed my little toe, I would think, 'Oh, not again!'. I would just be fed up.

K: Cute.

J: Haha, yeah. Whats happened to Kami today?

T: But yeh, it is those little things that often cause the big outbursts of anger. Just cutting your hand a tiny bit or something.

Kami: What would you call being fed up? Its not anger, but what is it?

J: What do you call that? Yeah.

T: Sulky?

K: Depression?

Kami: A sulking room would be good.

J: Ah, haha. Yeah, a sulking room.

Kami: It looks like there'd only be me in it.

T: Kami seems a bit sad today.

J: He does. Kami, did something bad happen to you?

Kami: Uh, yes, daily. All the time.

J: Oh, I see. Well, maybe not a rage room, but lets comfort each other in a sulking room.

T: Yeah, next time.

Kami: Yes please.

T: Lets get rid of the stress.

J: Yeah, haha.

K: Ok, lets finish here for this week.

J: Yes, im a little worried about Kami, but..

K: Thank you very much.

*1,2,3,4 - Couldn't catch/wasn't sure.

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complete and utter chaos [ducktales group chat fic] - Chapter 3

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Ao3 Chapter 4

let kids be kids

6:04 am

TheWebbedWonder: hey guess what

adefinitelyrealboy: Isn’t it before the approved technology time set by Mr. Uncle Donald?

TheWebbedWonder: brilliance waits for no rule, Boyd!

adefinitelyrealboy: Okay!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: you’re corrupting him, webs.

Lou: eh let her

TheWebbedWonder: whatever

TheWebbedWonder: it’s been a while since we had a sleepover…

lenaonme: oh yeah!!!

ICanDeweyIt: and Boyd’s never been to one!!

adefinitelyrealboy: you’re right!! 

adefinitelyrealboy: what does one do at a sleepover?

TheWebbedWonder: They’re super fun!!!

TheWebbedWonder: we watch movies and have pillow fights and discover family mysteries and summon supernatural creatures and fight said supernatural creatures and eat lots of junk food!!!!!

adefinitelyrealboy: Sounds fun!!!

Lou: lmao i love our family

ICanDeweyIt: @Violet-Sabrewing you up? Important convos happening here

Violet-Sabrewing: I am now

lenaonme: vi you’re not fooling anyone

lenaonme: we all know you get up at sunrise

Lou: yeah she’s crazy

Violet-Sabrewing: True, but I was reading.

Junior-Woodchuck74: fair!

lenaonme: omg nerds

TheWebbedWonder: Ok so are we on??

TheWebbedWonder: what about Friday night?

ICanDeweyIt: what’s happening on Friday night?

TheWebbedWonder: it’s the two thousandth anniversary of the Magical Battle of Demogogorna!!!!

Lou: ok hear me out

Lou: can we PLEASE have a sleepover that doesn’t consist of crazy dangerous magical shenanigans for once

Lou: I just wanna sit on the couch and watch scary movies

Junior-Woodchuck74: you do that every day anyways

Lou: yeah but I watch other stuff like Ottoman Empire

Lou: there’s a difference, hubert!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: whatever

Violet-Sabrewing: Thursday night works for Lena and I, but we should check with the adults.

TheWebbedWonder: yeah I’ll ask them when it’s okay for us to be texting

Lou: lmao what a rebel

Family Group Chat!!!!

7:00 am

TheWebbedWonder: good morning everyone!!

mutant-krill!!!!: good morning Little Della!!

Blathering-Blatherskite: gm!!!

TheWebbedWonder: exciting things are happening

Adventure-Pilot: ooh like adventure exciting?

Adventure-Pilot: are you planning an adventure?

TheWebbedWonder: no but I am now!!!

green-sharpie: oh boy

TheWebbedWonder: @Tea Time @aw-phooey @Adventure-Pilot @Scrooge-McDuck @Indy_Sabrewing @purpleisforthegays @dr. mad scientist CAN WE HAVE A SLEEPOVER???????????

Tea Time: At McDuck Manor, I presume?

TheWebbedWonder: yes!

Adventure-Pilot: fine by me!

Scrooge-McDuck: aye, as long as you don’t trash my house again.

Tea Time: It’s not like you were the one cleaning up, sir.

green-sharpie: It wasn’t us!! The ghost Webby, Lena, and Violet summoned had no sense of hygiene.

dr. mad scientist: why did you tag me

TheWebbedWonder: Boyd!!

dr. mad scientist: blathering blatherskite

adefinitelyrealboy: <3

aw-phooey: Webster.

TheWebbedWonder: yes, Uncle Donald?

aw-phooey: it’s 7 am.

TheWebbedWonder: actually, it’s 7:03 am now!

aw-phooey: Webby, you and the kids can’t have planned a sleepover in three minutes

aw-phooey: I told you guys no phones before 7 am!!

green-sharpie: you couldn’t have waited ten minutes webs?

TheWebbedWonder: brilliance waits for no rule!!

aw-phooey: but it does wait for parental punishments

TheWebbedWonder: Oh I almost forgot

TheWebbedWonder added DosCaballero and blackmagica

aw-phooey: !!!

aw-phooey: THE BOYS

blackmagica: WE’RE THREE CABALLEROS

DosCaballero: THREE GAY CABALLEROS

aw-phooey: WE’RE HAPPY AMIGOS

blackmagica: NO MATTER WHERE HE GOES

DosCaballero: THE ONE TWO AND THREE GOES

aw-phooey: WE’RE ALWAYS TOGETHER

green-sharpie: …

aw-phooey: but Webs you’re still in trouble you can’t distract me with my boys

ICanDeweyIt: i thought we were your boys

aw-phooey: you are

aw-phooey: you’re all my boys

Junior-Woodchuck74: 💖💖

Scrooge-McDuck: @blackmagica NO MAGIC IN MY HOUSE

TheWebbedWonder: …

Violet-Sabrewing: …

lenaonme: …

Scrooge-McDuck: okay point taken

Scrooge-McDuck: NO BLACK MAGIC IN MY HOUSE UNLESS YOU’RE BRINGING MY NIECE BACK FROM THE SHADOW REALM

lenaonme: Aww im your niece?

Scrooge-McDuck: yes lass

lenaonme: sldfkdskla;sdlfkhdksl;asldkfhgbfkdl;s

moonlander-general: you worry me.

lenaonme: awww penny you charmer you!!!

moonlander-general: …

Scrooge-McDuck: @blackmagica change. your. name.

green-sharpie: good job using internet speak Uncle Scrooge!!

Scrooge-McDuck: I still only vaguely only know what that means.

Scrooge-McDuck: But I picked up many various languages adventuring. I’m a polyglot!! What’s one more?

TheCrashiestCrash: Good for you Mr. McDee!! Glad you finally found the courage to come out. Love who you love!!!!

Adventure-Pilot: wh

lenaonme: SKDFGHDSKALDKFHDKS

lenaonme: LAUNCHPAD ILY NEVER CHANGE 💖💖

TheCrashiestCrash: okay!!

Scrooge-McDuck: ah, his heart’s in the right place.

Scrooge-McDuck: wait, finally???

green-sharpie: yeah i think webby infested launchpad with the scrooge theory bug

TheWebbedWonder: you make it sound like it’s a bad thing

Scrooge-McDuck: oh curse me kilts

Scrooge-McDuck: I’ve never really felt the need you young people need to label things…

TheWebbedWonder: THEORY CONFIRMED

TheWebbedWonder: thanks uncle scrooge!!

Scrooge-McDuck: ah you’re welcome lass?

Lucky-Gander: haha same Uncle McDunkle!!

Scrooge-McDuck: tattle me tartan, I’m like you!!

Lucky-Gander: lucky you! The Gladstone life is pretty sweet if I do say so myself

green-sharpie: eh he’s not wrong

Scrooge-McDuck: I cannot believe a member of my own family would say something so heartless!!

aw-phooey: oh shoot did i miss the scrooge roasting session

Scrooge-McDuck: Please. I can handle a little heckling!!

Adventure-Pilot: where were you Don?

aw-phooey: in PMs with Zé and Chito.

TheWebbedWonder: those nicknames are so cute omg 🥺

DosCaballero: I am very cute, thank you!!

mutant-krill!!!!: Why don’t Donnie’s and José’s nicknames correlate with yours?

green-sharpie: yeah that’s kinda mean Uncle Donald

green-sharpie: abandoning your friends’ beautifully compatible nicknames

lenaonme: huh cold

lenaonme: i didn’t know you had it in you. I’m impressed uncle d

aw-phooey: oh kids

DosCaballero: Do not worry! Donald didn’t abandon us!

aw-phooey: mine used to but I changed it when the band broke up. too dangerous to keep it ngl

aw-phooey: (you should really change your name, chito)

blackmagica: And I had… other activities that required my attention.

Scrooge-McDuck: You lose more and more of my favor by the minute.

aw-phooey: my friend had your favor?? You’ve gone soft, old man.

blackmagica: Well I have a brilliant idea to appease everyone!!

blackmagica changed their name to TrêsCaballero

aw-phooey changed their name to UnoCaballero

UnoCaballero: how’s that?

DosCaballero: !!!!!! <3

TrêsCaballero: We love you too.

Junior-Woodchuck74: awww!!!

dr. mad scientist: spare me.

Blathering-Blatherskite: Gyro play nice

Adventure-Pilot: yeah Gyro!!!

dr. mad scientist: oh my god shut up.

TrêsCaballero: I did not mean to offend you, Dr. Mad Scientist!!

green-sharpie: he really said duckscord user dr. mad scientist

moonlander-general: But we’re not using duckscord?

ICanDeweyIt: it’s a joke Penny

ICanDeweyIt: wait do you have duckscord???

moonlander-general: Della made me set it up

ICanDeweyIt: FRIEND ME

ICanDeweyIt:  I CRAVE VALIDATION

green-sharpie: we know

ihaveahead!!!: we know

lenaonme: we know

Junior-Woodchuck74: we know

Tea Time: we know

ICanDeweyIt: fine :( be like that

TheWebbedWonder: It’s because we love you 💖

ICanDeweyIt: sldkfghdks Webs how dare

ICanDeweyIt: ily2

ICanDeweyIt: IM GOING IN KIDS CHAT WHERE WEBBY LOVES ME

ICanDeweyIt: LET THE WORLD BURN

Blathering-Blatherskite: ...what???

Scrooge-McDuck: leave it, he’s being dramatic

let kids be kids

10:02 am

 ICanDeweyIt: >:(

Junior-Woodchuck74: dewey are you done moping

ICanDeweyIt: give me one minute

Junior-Woodchuck74: ...fine.

10:03 am

ICanDeweyIt: okay i’m back

Lou: smh

TheWebbedWonder: PARTY PLANNING TIME

TheWebbedWonder: what snacks do we want? Granny’s gonna do a grocery run soon

ICanDeweyIt: cheeto puffs

ICanDeweyIt: because SOMEONE ate them all

Lou: hey, don’t look at me! The rats love fake cheese dust!!

ICanDeweyIt: Beakley did her weekly rat clean the day before they went missing

Lou: ugh okay fine they’re good okay????

Lou: shut up

Junior-Woodchuck: also, HEALTHY snacks!

lenaonme: lame

Lou: seconded

ICanDeweyIt: thirded

Junior-Woodchuck74: Viiiii back me up here

Violet-Sabrewing: I look forward to eating an ungodly amount of junk food and having an impressive sugar crash with the rest of you.

Junior-Woodchuck74: dangit

Junior-Woodchuck74: webby?

TheWebbedWonder: SUGAAAAAAAAR

Junior-Woodchuck74: Beakley never let you near anything sugary so fair enough

Lou: I mean that was for good reason

Lou: she’s almost as bad as you hue

TheWebbedWonder: SUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Junior-Woodchuck74: oh boy

Junior-Woodchuck74: Boyd?

adefinitelyrealboy: Getting ice cream with you in Tokyolk was fun, Huey! Let’s do it again at the sleepover!

Junior-Woodchuck74: dangit i’m soft

Junior-Woodchuck74: please put some healthy snacks down there anyway Webby. At least for me.

TheWebbedWonder: already done!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: <3

lenaonme: do Vi and I need to bring anything over aside from the usual?

TheWebbedWonder: idk yet

adefinitelyrealboy: what’s the usual?

Junior-Woodchuck74: we have sleeping bags and pillows but if you want your own you can bring it. Same with plushies and stuffed animals. Toothbrush and hairbrush and that kind of toiletries, but I don’t know how much you use. Your phone, obviously, and anything else you’ll want for the night. But we have a lot of supplies.

adefinitelyrealboy: okay!

adefinitelyrealboy: I don’t have a lot of personal items like that. Most of what I have at the Drakes is just hand-me-downs from Doofus

lenaonme: get in loser we’re going shopping

lenaonme: for personal trinkets for you

ICanDeweyIt: omg <3

ICanDeweyIt: lena you’re my new favorite person

lenaonme: as I should be

adefinitelyrealboy: That’s sweet! Dr. Gearloose and Lil’ Bulb I have been doing that periodically, though. Sometimes Mr. Manny the Headless Manhorse and Dr. Crackshell-Cabrera come along too!!

Lou: I really want to know what’s up with Fenton’s invalid doctorate ngl

Violet-Sabrewing: Me too

Junior-Woodchuck74: 👀 good to know

lenaonme: don’t overanalyze anything hue

TheWebbedWonder: but overanalyzing is the BEST!!

lenaonme: okay you’re the only valid overanalyzer Webs

TheWebbedWonder: 💖💖💖

TheWebbedWonder: Lena and Violet can you come over on Tuesday to help me set up the magical activities?

Lou: oh boy

Violet-Sabrewing: I’ll ask

lenaonme: do you need us to smuggle in anything again?

TheWebbedWonder: no that’s okay! I still have all the books you brought last time, and I think I can get any herbs we need for spells without suspicion as long as it’s not too close to the sleepover date

lenaonme: 👍

Lou: well I staunchly refuse to participate in any more magical adventures than I need to. Tuesday I have a date with some Pep and Ottoman Empire!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: ugh.

TheWebbedWonder: You don’t have to! This is a strictly Team Magic adventure!!

ICanDeweyIt: aw man :(

TheWebbedWonder: uhh that’s okay Dewey you can come if you want!!

ICanDeweyIt: eh it’s all right I just want validation

lenaonme: understandable. see you tuesday!

ICanDeweyIt: 💙💙

Team Uncle McDunkle (les parentals)

10:43 am

Indy_Sabrewing: Violet just asked if she and Lena can go over to McDuck Manor on Tuesday to prepare for the sleepover with Webby

purpleisforthegays: fine w/ me

acepilot: us too

22: so we’re all good with the sleepover at large, correct?

Dadnald: Aside from the fact that the kids were obviously planning it in their own group chat before the agreed tech time minimum

Moneybags: ah let them

Moneybags: they’re just excited

Dadnald: Unca it’s the first day of that rule

22: I agree with Donald. It’s good to lay down a solid foundation for rules. Let the children know we will enforce them.

acepilot: okay but I vote we still let them have their sleepover. It is Boyd’s first sleepover. Excuse me, important life milestones happening here!!

Dadnald: okay fair

Dadnald: It’s been approximately two weeks since we all met Boyd and Della’s already imprinting on him

acepilot: like you’re not

Dadnald: shhhhh

Dadnald: you’re right about the sleepover. I don’t want to take that away, and they all seem so excited.

Dadnald: let me figure out something else though, at least for my kids

Indy_Sabrewing: we’ll do it together

purpleisforthegays: Any adventures between now and the sleepover, Mr. McDuck?

Moneybags: just a small day trip to the Sands of Time on Wednesday. should be an easy one.

Dadnald: I think we should just assign them extra chores until then

22: fine by me.

acepilot: hahah same

Moneybags: Gyro?

worldsgreatestinventor: I don’t think I have that kind of relationship with Boyd yet, to be completely honest.

worldsgreatestinventor: but it’s fine he’s a good kid

acepilot: oh I know

Dadnald: I’m picking up Huey and Boyd from their Junior Woodchuck meeting tomorrow; I can talk to the Drakes then

Moneybags: good thinking Donald!

Moneybags: you’ll get there, Gyro

PM between Junior-Woodchuck74 and TotallyNotGizmoduck

11:47 am

Junior-Woodchuck74: Boyd says you’ve been shopping with him and Dr. Gearloose!!

TotallyNotGizmoduck: yeah!! It was an infallible excuse to get Gyro out of the lab

TotallyNotGizmoduck: He really cares for Boyd.

Junior-Woodchuck74: And Boyd really cares for him!

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I can see that! Boyd is a sweet kid.

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I just wish Gyro would realize that. For a genius, he can be surprisingly dense.

Junior-Woodchuck74: he’s not the only one

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Oh cease whatever scheme you’re planning and help me figure out how to make Gyro overcome his anxieties about parenthood!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: oh I’m down

Junior-Woodchuck74: I’m not dropping this, but I’m down

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I expected nothing less. Now, any brilliant ideas? Come on brain, think!

Junior-Woodchuck74: I think Boyd would be overjoyed to receive parental affection from Gyro. He doesn’t need any meddling; it’s just Gyro

TotallyNotGizmoduck: True

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I believe Gyro’s mostly scared, but he’ll never admit it. Least of all to himself.

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Also, the Drakes are two experienced parents with a stable, large home and income. They have an unending amount of time to spend with their children, and they easily fit society’s heteronormative mold of the perfect nuclear family. 

TotallyNotGizmoduck: they’re everything Gyro is not, and that intimidates him.

Junior-Woodchuck74: The Drakes spent the majority of their parenthood enslaved in their own home and terrified of their son. They’re not exactly the pinnacle of perfect parenthood.

TotallyNotGizmoduck: ha, nice alliteration.

Junior-Woodchuck74: thanks!

TotallyNotGizmoduck: However, I’m not the one you need to convince here. You’re preaching to the choir.

Junior-Woodchuck74: Fair.

Junior-Woodchuck74: Let me ask Webby; she probably has some convoluted scheme to get Dr. Gearloose and Boyd to be a family.

TotallyNotGizmoduck: That makes sense

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I don’t know her very well, but she’s a sweet kid.

Junior-Woodchuck74: she scares you, doesn’t she.

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Oh she totally scares me

Family Group Chat!!!!

2:03 pm

UnoCaballero: @DosCaballero @TrêsCaballero you know what time it is

UnoCaballero: We’re three caballeros

DosCaballero: Three gay caballeros

TrêsCaballero: They say we are birds of a feather!!

UnoCaballero: We’re happy amigos

DosCaballero: No matter where he goes

TrêsCaballero: The one

UnoCaballero: Two

DosCaballero: And three

TrêsCaballero: goes, we’re always together

UnoCaballero: We’re

DosCaballero: Three

TrêsCaballero: Caballeros

ICanDeweyIt: I can’t believe the adults did a songchain before we did

lenaonme: oh shoot we gotta do one now

TheWebbedWonder: what song should we do?

green-sharpie: CREEPER

ICanDeweyIt: aww man

Junior-Woodchuck74: aww man

Junior-Woodchuck74: darn it

lenaonme: so we back in the mine

Violet-Sabrewing: swinging our pickaxe from side to side

green-sharpie: side side to side

lenaonme: This task a grueling one,

ICanDeweyIt: Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night

TheWebbedWonder: diamonds tonight

Blathering-Blatherskite: Heads up, you hear a sound,

Junior-Woodchuck74: FENTON

lenaonme: omg another meme child rises

green-sharpie: not exactly a child skdfhdksla

dr. mad scientist: are we done fangirling yet

Junior-Woodchuck74: not all of us are girls, Dr. Gearloose.

Junior-Woodchuck74: That only perpetuates the ingrained societal mindset that liking something is cringey, and girls are cringey and inferior because they’re tied to that negative connotation

lenaonme: go off

TheWebbedWonder: ^^^^

wreathedingold: Well said!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: Dang I think that’s the first thing Aunt Goldie’s ever said to me 😳

wreathedingold: I’m not your aunt kid

TheWebbedWonder: just you wait

wreathedingold: well that’s ominous

wreathedingold: time for me to bounce then

TheWebbedWonder: Noooo Aunt Goldie come back!!!

ICanDeweyIt: Don’t worry Webs, we’ll get her soon enough.

Scrooge-McDuck: Should I be worried or…?

TheWebbedWonder: nah everything’ll be just fine Uncle Scrooge!!

dr. mad scientist: RED NEPHEW.

dr. mad scientist: STOP SPAMMING MY PMS.

dr. mad scientist: one more message and I block you, capishe?

UnoCaballero: You can’t block Huey for emergency purposes

Junior-Woodchuck74: I’m just making sure you get the message Dr. Gearloose

dr. mad scientist: okay okay

dr. mad scientist: it was more of a drag against Fenton anyway

Blathering-Blatherskite: hey!!

TheCrashiestCrash: nooo, we love you fenton!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: yesss Fenton positivity hours!!

Ihaveahead!!!: Fenton positivity hours!!

mutant-krill!!!!: Fenton positivity hours!!

TheCrashiestCrash: Fenton positivity hours!!

TheWebbedWonder: Fenton positivity hours!!

UnoCaballero: Fenton positivity hours!!

moonlander-general: well that’s creepy.

ghostbutler: it’s best not to question their antics.

Tea Time: Oh dear, Duckworth is making logical sense! He’s been replaced by a fake!

ghostbutler: You wish.

ICanDeweyIt: LONG LIVE THE HIVEMIND

lenaonme: Fenton positivity hours!!

DosCaballero: Fenton positivity hours!!

Violet-Sabrewing: Fenton positivity hours!!

Lucky-Gander: Fenton positivity hours!!

purpleisforthegays: Fenton positivity hours!!

adefinitelyrealboy: Fenton positivity hours!!

Lil’ Bulb: Fenton positivity hours!!

Blathering-Blatherskite: <3 <3

dr. mad scientist: betrayed by my own inventions… 

Lil’ Bulb: ily2

dr. mad scientist: which one of you kids taught him that

Junior-Woodchuck74: dewey

lenaonme: dewey

green-sharpie: dewey

ICanDeweyIt: oh shut up

ICanDeweyIt: I’m not sorry

Violet-Sabrewing: as you should be

ICanDeweyIt: and I would’ve gotten away with it if not for you meddling kids!!!

Lucky-Gander: haha

Adventure-Pilot: lol

UnoCaballero: sdfghgfds

lenaonme: dewey getting that Adult Validation

ICanDeweyIt: it do be like that 😌

ICanDeweyIt: anyway back to the song chain!!

ICanDeweyIt: yall adults are welcome to join us just don’t mess it up

Lucky-Gander: wouldn’t dream of it

lenaonme: creeper

ICanDeweyIt: aww man

Junior-Woodchuck74: that’s not where we were in the song

ICanDeweyIt: AWW MAN

Violet-Sabrewing: So we back in the mine

TheWebbedWonder: rocking our pickaxe from side to side

UnoCaballero: side side to side

green-sharpie: This task a grueling one

TheCrashiestCrash: Hoping to find some diamonds tonight

DosCaballero: night night

Blathering-Blatherskite: Diamonds tonight

Violet-Sabrewing: heads up

purpleisforthegays: you hear a sound

lenaonme: turn around and look up

Lil’ Bulb: total shock fills your body

TheWebbedWonder: Oh no it’s you again

Junior-Woodchuck74: I could never forget those eyes, eyes

TrêsCaballero: eyes eyes eyes

ihaveahead!!!: cause baby tonight

ICanDeweyIt: DISCORD

green-sharpie: The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,

ICanDeweyIt: IM HOWLING AT THE MOON

lenaonme: SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE OF A SUMMER AFTERNOON

Junior-Woodchuck74: dewey i hate you

ICanDeweyIt: can’t help it i’m a wild child

Junior-Woodchuck74: last week you cried because the supermarket was all out of blue rock candy

ICanDeweyIt: WILD CHILD, HUBERT

Junior-Woodchuck74: IT’S JUST SUGAR AND FOOD COLORING

ICanDeweyIt: SHUT UP IT’S GOOD

lenaonme: ok shut up nerds hash it out later we’re going back to singing

lenaonme: DISCOOOOORD

green-sharpie: whatever did we do

dr. mad scientist: is this the hecking mlp song

Adventure-Pilot: hah hecking

dr. mad scientist: DONALD EDITS MY TEXTS

UnoCaballero: as i should 

UnoCaballero: don’t swear around my kids

TheCrashiestCrash: TO MAKE YOU TAKE OUR WORLD AWAAAAAAAAY

TheWebbedWonder: Discord, are we your prey alone

TrêsCaballero: or are we just a stepping stone to taking back the throne

Blathering-Blatherskite: Discord

Violet-Sabrewing: We won’t take it anymore

DosCaballero: So take your tyranny away!

purpleisforthegays: discoooooooooord…

Junior-Woodchuck74: discoooooooooord…

green-sharpie: discoooooooooord…

moonlander-general: wha

ICanDeweyIt: shh penny we’re singing

adefinitelyrealboy: this is quite an interesting phenomenon!!

mutant-krill!!!!: agreed, it is quite fascinating!!

green-sharpie: OH SHOOT BOYD DOESN’T KNOW ANY MEME SONGS

lenaonme: 😔😔👊

ICanDeweyIt: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

TheWebbedWonder: I’m adding it to the sleepover agenda now!!

Violet-Sabrewing: Della and Penumbra should join us, since they don’t know either

Junior-Woodchuck74: good idea! but what about Uncle Indy and Uncle Scrooge? And Dr. Gearloose?

Blathering-Blatherskite: Gyro knows meme songs he’s just not participating out of spite

dr. mad scientist: shut up fenton

Violet-Sabrewing: there’s no hope for them

wreathedingold: HAH

TheWebbedWonder: oh Aunt Goldie!! I thought you left!!

wreathedingold: shush pink niece

TheWebbedWonder: omg she knows who i am 🥺💚❤️🥰

green-sharpie: uhh not quite webs

Scrooge-McDuck: Excuse me!

Scrooge-McDuck: we had this conversation earlier today. I am a polyglot.

TheCrashiestCrash: And I told you Mr. McDee!! Love who you love!!

Scrooge-McDuck: Oh tatter me tartan.

wreathedingold: quite the enthusiastic brood you have there, Scroogey!

Scrooge-McDuck: I can’t believe this.

Indy_Sabrewing: That’s it Violet; no reading for fun.

Violet-Sabrewing: No!

lenaonme: 😔👊

TheWebbedWonder: Oh no!!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: We should invite Uncle Fethry too, if he can make it

mutant-krill!!!!: my schedule is full of traveling the seas with Mitzy and cataloguing our scientific findings and experiences!!

mutant-krill!!!!: But I will check.

adefinitelyrealboy: I can hardly wait!!

Tea Time: And when is this?

ICanDeweyIt: Well we were planning on showing Boyd at the sleepover, but it seems my dear class has grown… 

ICanDeweyIt: PROFESSOR DEWFORD RISES

Junior-Woodchuck74: @Tea Time Wednesday will work.

Tea Time: Wonderful. I’ll mark it in the family calendar. 

lenaonme: mrs beakley ily

Tea Time: Thank you, Lena.

ICanDeweyIt: P R O F E S S O R   D E W F O R D

green-sharpie: oh boy

Junior-Woodchuck74: you don’t have a Ph.D idiot

ICanDeweyIt: Neither does Fenton but do you see that stopping him?

Blathering-Blatherskite: why must you keep bringing up my lack of a doctorate?

lenaonme: it’s funny

green-sharpie: yeah pretty much

green-sharpie: you know we’re only going to bring it up more now right?

Blathering-Blatherskite: oh blathering blatherskite

Blathering-Blatherskite: What has my life come to? I’m being mercilessly mocked by a bunch of children.

dr. mad scientist: HAH

Tea Time: That’s just what children are like.

lenaonme: mrs beakley says this as if she doesn’t tease everyone mercilessly too

Tea Time: That goes without saying.

Lil’ Bulb: it do be like that 😔👊

dr. mad scientist: OH COME ON

dr. mad scientist: WHICH ONE OF YOU TAUGHT HIM THAT

Lucky-Gander: dude you literally just had this conversation

dr. mad scientist: I’LL KILL YOU KIDS

UnoCaballero: NO

Adventure-Pilot: I’LL KILL YOU FIRST

ihaveahead!!!: i dont doubt that

dr. mad scientist: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON MANNY

ihaveahead!!!: della’s

dr. mad scientist: typical.

lenaonme: nearlythrewhandswitha13yearold.png

Violet-Sabrewing: yes pretty much

TheWebbedWonder: sldkfhdskl;a

Blathering-Blatherskite: oh how the tables have turned

dr. mad scientist: i hate you all

Adventure-Pilot: we love you too mwah <3 <3

dr. mad scientist: ewww

TheWebbedWonder: commence operation: SMOTHER DR. GEARLOOSE IN LOVE AND AFFECTION

Adventure-Pilot: HECK YEAH

Blathering-Blatherskite: Sounds like an interesting scheme with a potentially volatile reaction from the subject, but with likely a desired outcome!!!

TheWebbedWonder: aw thanks Fenton <3

Blathering-Blatherskite: anytime!!

lenaonme: lol get him

dr. mad scientist: I TRUSTED YOU WEBBIGAIL

TheWebbedWonder: THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

TheWebbedWonder: TIME TO HEAD OVER TO THE LAB EVERYONE

dr. mad scientist: no

TheCrashiestCrash: I’ll drive!!

dr. mad scientist: NO

dr. mad scientist: FENTON STOP THEM

Blathering-Blatherskite: :3

ICanDeweyIt: S’DLFKDSL;KDKFHSKLASKEISKAGSKASKD

dr. mad scientist: YOU WILL DIE PAINFULLY

TrêsCaballero: This chat is… interesting

ICanDeweyIt: Get used to it Uncle José!!!

TrêsCaballero: I am… Uncle José?

TrêsCaballero: What an honor!!

ICanDeweyIt: sure you are!! you’re close enough to uncle donald

TheWebbedWonder: and we love you!!!

ICanDeweyIt: yeah and that

UnoCaballero: awww kids

TrêsCaballero: you must meet my biological nephews, Zico and Zeca!!

TheWebbedWonder: NEW FRIENDS!!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: Uncle Scrooge

Scrooge-McDuck: Yes Huey?

Junior-Woodchuck74: On an unrelated note, can we take an adventure in Brazil?

TrêsCaballero: 🥰🥰

Scrooge-McDuck: ugh 

Scrooge-McDuck: I’ll look into it

TheWebbedWonder: I’ll help you Uncle Scrooge!!

Indy_Sabrewing: Is this the adventure you promised Della?

TheWebbedWonder: Nope!! My lips are sealed on that one

lenaonme: huh you’re actually doing that

TheWebbedWonder: Yep!! And it’s gonna be amazing!!

Adventure-Pilot: I bet!!

TheWebbedWonder: 💕💕💕

TheWebbedWonder: I love you!!!

Adventure-Pilot: aww I love you too honey!!

DosCaballero: Not to interrupt this adorable declaration of love but

green-sharpie: you’re an uncle too

DosCaballero: !!!!!

UnoCaballero: I’m proud of you guys

purpleisforthegays: are you talking to your friends or to the kids?

UnoCaballero: up for interpretation

PM between Junior-Woodchuck74 and TotallyNotGizmoduck

4:35 pm

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Huey

Junior-Woodchuck74: Yes Fenton?

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I scrolled up in the major group chat and your uncle said something odd about his nickname

Junior-Woodchuck74: Wait, why were you scrolling up in chat?

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Manny and Lil’ Bulb roped me into taking out of context screenshots.

Junior-Woodchuck74: Oh hey Dewey and Lena do that too!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: What did you find?

TotallyNotGizmoduck: screenshot-2020-08-06-4.24-PM

[aw-phooey: mine used to but I changed it when the band broke up. too dangerous to keep it ngl]

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Why would it be too dangerous for him to keep his Three Caballeros nickname?

Junior-Woodchuck74: Yeah that’s definitely weird

Junior-Woodchuck74: Especially since Uncle Donald’s account is private

TotallyNotGizmoduck: this chat service only has basic security. It is easily hacked if someone has the means.

Junior-Woodchuck74: That means they’d have to want to find Uncle Donald

Junior-Woodchuck74: Fenton I’m scared for Uncle Donald now

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I’m sure he’s okay! He knows how to protect himself, if nothing else.

Junior-Woodchuck74: true

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Besides, you have me, a literal superhero, on your side if anything goes wrong!!

TotallyNotGizmoduck: and your family is exceptionally good at fighting off threats. You’ll be okay, Huey.

Junior-Woodchuck74: i’m not worried for me

Junior-Woodchuck74: but thanks, Fenton

Junior-Woodchuck74: i think i’m gonna sleep on this and then do some DuckDuckGo searches on the Three Caballeros tomorrow, okay?

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Of course, Huey

Junior-Woodchuck74: talk tomorrow?

TotallyNotGizmoduck: wouldn’t miss it!!

Junior-Woodchuck74: and you should really change your name

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I will

PM between TheWebbedWonder and TotallyNotGizmoduck

7:43 pm

TheWebbedWonder: Hi Fenton!!

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Hello Webby!!

TheWebbedWonder: I realized I never added your mother to our group chatTheWebbedWonder: Can I have her username?

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Of course! I figured something was up

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Not that you can’t contact me casually!!

TheWebbedWonder: I’ll keep that in mind! 💖

TheWebbedWonder: Your mom is really nice but I don’t know her that well

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Oh you two will definitely get along

TotallyNotGizmoduck: There is a 93% chance of it

TotallyNotGizmoduck: The 7% is if she catches wind of the illegal activities Lena drags you into

TheWebbedWonder: It was ONE time and that guy deserved it!! It was justice!!!

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Webby, you set a citizen’s apartment ablaze!!!

TheWebbedWonder: He was being a jerk

TheWebbedWonder: He purposefully misgendered Dewey and Violet

TheWebbedWonder: and he made some really gross comments about Lena

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Webby, I understand that

TotallyNotGizmoduck: M’ma and I have to deal with our fair share of jerks

TotallyNotGizmoduck: And in all honesty, she would probably respect the karma of your actions. I definitely do.

TheWebbedWonder: yeah I get it

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I became a superhero to help people

TotallyNotGizmoduck: And that person deserved what came to them, but sometimes there are better ways to help people

TheWebbedWonder: sure okay

TheWebbedWonder: I mean you should probably give Lena the lecture

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I’ll keep that in mind

TotallyNotGizmoduck: but you’re a good kid webby

TheWebbedWonder: awww thanks 💖💖

TotallyNotGizmoduck: You and M’ma will get along

TotallyNotGizmoduck: You’re both kind, powerful, passionate women who scare me

TheWebbedWonder: Aww, I scare you? That’s so sweet!!! Thank you!!!

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Uhhh you’re welcome?

TheWebbedWonder: 🥰🥰

let kids be kids

8:03 pm

TheWebbedWonder: Fenton is lecturing me about when we set that guy’s house on fire

lenaonme: hah that was awesome

Lou: ew lectures

Junior-Woodchuck74: I told you that was a bad idea

Violet-Sabrewing: It worked out, though

TheWebbedWonder: he’s so nice but also I want to set all bigots’ houses on fire

ICanDeweyIt: as you should

Violet-Sabrewing: *as WE should

ICanDeweyIt: you’re right vi!!!

lenaonme: *cracks knuckles* aight i got this

TheWebbedWonder: wait no lena don’t be mean

lenaonme: shhh it’s just a little bit of good-natured teasing

TheWebbedWonder: Lena

Junior-Woodchuck74: Lena

Violet-Sabrewing: Lena

adefinitelyrealboy: Don’t be mean to Dr. Crackshell-Cabrera!! He has to deal with a lot of their comments anyway. And he’s a superhero!! He knows what he’s doing!!!

Violet-Sabrewing: Fenton is a superhero?

lenaonme: khdskalksdf HE’S gizmoduck????

Junior-Woodchuck74: oh no

Violet-Sabrewing: I did think of this hypothesis a couple months ago

adefinitelyrealboy: Oh no!! I didn’t mean to reveal Dr. Crackshell-Cabrera’s secret identity!!

ICanDeweyIt: not much of a secret tbh. he has a whole journal entry for people who know he’s Gizmoduck

TheWebbedWonder: Guess he has two more names to add to that list

Lou: to be fair, his username is TotallyNotGizmoduck. That’s pretty sus

Junior-Woodchuck74: he really needs to change that.

ICanDeweyIt: yeah

PM between lenaonme and TotallyNotGizmoduck

8:24 pm

lenaonme: ay yo

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Hi, Lena!

lenaonme: be gay do crime

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Lena no

lenaonme: lena yes

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I suppose Webby talked to you?

lenaonme: yes

lenaonme: also vi and i know your secret identity now

TotallyNotGizmoduck: darn it

lenaonme: seriously change your name that’s kind of pathetic ngl

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I understand you like fitting the image of “rebellious teenager” and all, but are the insults completely necessary?

lenaonme: oh thank webby she convinced me to only lightly tease you

lenaonme: it’s with love~ 💖

TotallyNotGizmoduck: Not quite sure if I buy that

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I don’t want to have to apprehend you if you commit crimes, Lena

TotallyNotGizmoduck: and my M’ma wouldn’t either

lenaonme: i don’t even know her

TotallyNotGizmoduck: You will tomorrow!!

lenaonme: i can’t decide if that’s ominous or just overly preppy

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I’m just a little excited

lenaonme: lmao lame

TotallyNotGizmoduck: :(

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I hate teenagers

lenaonme: blanket statement huh

TotallyNotGizmoduck: sorry

TotallyNotGizmoduck: I wouldn't be forced into negative feelings if you weren't mean to me!

lenaonme: it's because i love you

TotallyNotGizmoduck: you keep saying that, but I'm not so sure I believe it...

Science Gays

8:48 pm

fentonium: why are kids like this

worldsgreatestinventor: agreed, very negative feelings indeed

adefinitelyrealboy: :(

worldsgreatestinventor: except for you Boyd

Junior-Woodchuck74: It’s because we love you

adefinitelyrealboy: what about Huey?

worldsgreatestinventor: ehhhhhhh

Junior-Woodchuck74: disappointed but not surprised

Junior-Woodchuck74: let me guess you talked to Lena?

fentonium: yes

worldsgreatestinvention: she’s cool

worldsgreatestinvention: she taught me memes

worldsgreatestinventor: WHAT

worldsgreatestinventor: red nephew!! your lot told me that was dewey!!

worldsgreatestinvention: just for those specific memes

worldsgreatestinvention: it was a group effort

Headless-Mannyhorse: good for them

worldsgreatestinventor: they will rue the day!!

fentonium: oookaay

fentonium: you know what I prefer Lena to this

Junior-Woodchuck74: she knows

fentonium: oh no

Junior-Woodchuck74: that’s one of the reasons she likes it so much

fentonium:  oh no

Family Group Chat!!!!

4:55 am

lenaonme: b͈̻̙͕̲̭ͦͦ̾͛l͉͒a̱̳̠̳͈͎̖̓ͪc̆͒k͎͖͈͓̎̌͒p̝͈̌ͫͥͦi̩͙͙͕ͫ̋͛ň̦̌k̟͐̾ ̟̼̥͎ͣͫ͛̂i̞͓̰̜͇̜̪ͧ͑͌̓s̙ͤ͛ͩ ̩̞̖͖̺̐̈͋͆́̈́ͅt̙̥̄ͨͭ͐h̩͇̮̙̬̉͂ͫe͕͚̳̩̞͚̜ ̞͕̰̇͛̏̍ͨ̄r͉̹̱̬͑̄̾͐ḛ͖̘̇̆v̺̱̇̽͒o̤̮̤l̞̯̪̳͕̿͆͌ͭͅu̮̼̝̤̅̑ͬ̾͑͂̍t͇̲̺̘̀i̘ͦ̿͗o̪ͣ͐̓̇ͦ̎ͬn͙̱͔̩͙͒́̋̽̎̎~

dr. mad scientist: oh my god shut up

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Huey: Junior-Woodchuck74 Dewey: ICanDeweyIt Louie: Lou / green-sharpie* Webby: TheWebbedWonder / Ultimate_Scrooge_Fangirl* Donald: aw-phooey* / Dadnald / UnoCaballero Scrooge: Scrooge-McDuck* / Moneybags Della: worldsgreatestadventurer* / Adventure-Pilot / universesgreatestadventurer /acepilot Beakley: 22 / Tea Time Launchpad: TheCrashiestCrash Lena: lenaonme Violet: Violet-Sabrewing Duckworth: ghostbutler Gyro: worldsgreatestinventor* / dr mad scientist / wildlymisunderstood Fenton: TotallyNotGizmoduck* / Blathering-Blatherskite Manny: ihaveahead!!! Lil' Bulb: worldsgreatestinvention* / Lil' Bulb Gladstone: Lucky-Gander Fethry: mutant-krill!!!! Indy: Indy_Sabrewing Ty: purpleisforthegays Goldie: Wine-Aunt* / wreathedingold Penny: moonlander-general Boyd: adefinitelyrealboy Panchito: DosCaballero José: blackmagica* / TrêsCaballero

*main

i listened to a bunch of various blackpink while making this (on if it's your last rn) so that's why that ending moment is there lmao. it's just a glimpse into my life i guess. it's also a fitting reference since i wrote a bunch of this during a writing sprint with friends (and i lost :( ) and they introduced me to almost all of the blackpink songs i know!

there's a moment in which dewey called himself a "wild child" which is inspired by another friend calling me a wild child the other day. it just be like that i guess. (tragically, neither this friend nor the blackpink friends are into ducktales so they won't read this. but moon, silv, viper, rose, if you're out there... ily)

peep some sexuality headcanons!! I tried not to make them too overwhelming since I know a lot of people have different hcs, but they slipped in. It didn't make it in, but I hc that in addition to the no-label thing for genders, Scrooge is also demisexual and demiromantic!! I'm aroace so that means something to me. Also re: the bigot Webby and Fenton were talking about, I hc Violet is trans and Dewey is nb (thank the duckfalls server for that one). and lena is gay. but all headcanons are cool n valid and i'd love to hear some of yours!!

i unexpectedly got a really good response to this fic last week and i just want to say thank you!! it means so much to me that people like this fic and that people like my writing in general. i love all of you <3 i haven't responded to comments from last week yet cause energy but i promise i will i just need energy. but i read all of them and they were so sweet!! so thank you!!

in a similar vein, no penny pokemon plot this week cause the week slipped by and i forgot to message ppl about pokemon but i definitely will do that. it'll probably be back for next time. thank you so much to everyone who offered!! i'll probably take you guys up on that.

also thanks to the people on tumblr who gave me scrooge phrases. @just-sinag sent me an amazing video of all of scrooge's catchphrases from dt87 (which i didn't get to use this time unfortunately but definitely next time) which was really helpful, but everyone who replied to my post is really awesome and i appreciate it!!

in other news, my cat just meowed at the door while i'm writing this author's note and then jumped very cartoonishly when the door bumped against the wall. she's a little freaked out right now, poor baby. but i love her.

Chapter 4

[ameanonus]

Conference| Hinata x Male Reader

I made this on my old account and transferred most of my anime works here!

WARNING: Slight mentions of body parts

You had just came back with Naruto and Jiraiya from your two years of training. You had on an F/C and F/M/C jacket with black pants and had an F/C forehead protector

“Nee Y/N wanna get some ramen with me?!"Naruto asks you.

‘When was the last time I had Ramen???’ You thought to yourself

"Sure I guess but I’m not paying for you!"The Last time you paid for Naruto you had to give away some of your weapons just so the old man wouldn’t complain and whatnot.

"What?! Why not?!"Naruto shouted as you guys were almost there

"Because you made me bankrupt”

“Y/Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!”

As you guys were eating your Ramen you heard what sounded like Sakura, Ino and Hinata’s voice

“I told you they’d be here. Its Naruto we're talking about!"Sakura said coming to you guys.

"Whatever he’s your team-mate bill-brow”

’, There still at it ?-_-’ You thought

“Shut up Ino-pig!”

’Yep’

“Y/N how come you didn’t say Hi to me with Naruto? I missed you!"Sakura said hugging you.

You see Sakura had a crush on you and Sasuke, and you were nicer to her than Sasuke.

"I’m sorry Sakura-chan. I had things to do. But hey you look great!"You told her

"See Naruto! Why can’t you be like him instead of being a pervert and picking on my chest!?!"You look down to her chest to notice…

'No wonder why Naruto had those bumps in his head. He must have called Sakura-chan flat-chested. But then again he isn’t wrong' You thought

”I said I was sorry geez!“Naruto said….and they started fighting. You notice Ino had left and Hinata was there.

"Oh. Hey, Hinata I didn’t see you there!"You said as you go to hug her.S he froze up feeling tense to the closeness of you

"H-Hi Y-Y/N-K-Kun w-wel-lcome back!"She said stuttering.

"Hn. I see you still have that stuttering problem. Cute"As you said that she fainted and started twitching.

"Hinata?”,You said poking her

“Y/N look what you did!"Sakura said hitting you in your head leaving a big bump on it

"Owwwie and it’s not my fault Andi said was that she had a stuttering problem ad it was cute!”

WACK

“OW WOMAN!”

.Few Weeks Later.

(This is episode 113 I think where Rock Lee invited they guys for the HotSprings)

.Y/N POV.

Lee had invited us to the Hot Spring. The only reason ad why I’m coming is because 1:I’m bored 2:I don’t want to be alone 3:I may get to see some of the girls nake;)

Naruto, Kiba, Shino, and I were sitting on the stool with a bucket over our heads with water.

“Hahaha yeah, Shino that's a big-AHHHHH SHINO WHAT IS THAT?!!??!!!!"Naruto said backing away from Shino.

"Hahaha oh lord Naruto hahaha oh you make me laugh, "I said laughing falling off my stool and on to the ground

"Naruto, Shino is a bug user. Of course, he has bugs all over him because their living in him"Kiba said throwing water over him.

"Oh..hehehe sorry, "Naruto said sheepishly

"Ahhh that was a good laugh eh Kiba?”,I said going over to I stool and sit in it.

“Uh yeah Y/N"I heard Kiba said but when I turn around I saw Kiba in the hot tub and a Kiba next to me.

Naruto and I blink.

"Kiba?”

“Hn oh that's-”

PUFF

“Woof!”

“Akamaru. They don't allow dogs in her so he clones himself as me" Kiba said

"So Shikamaru, how’s you and Temari?"Naruto said smirking.

Shikamaru’s face was red "N-naruto I told you, we're nothing!”

The guys laugh at him “Whatever you say! So Neji what’s going on with you and Tenten?"Kiba asks this time

"Nothing”

Way to be blunt

“Y/N!"Naruto shouted. Im sure the other girl can hear us from the other side

"Hmm?"

"Who do you like? We never have seen you with anyone or like anyone at all!!”

“YEAH! Naruto has a point, I never seen you look at a girl before" Choji said

"BAHHHH HAHAHA WAIT Y/N your gay? Hahaha"Kiba said laughing while the other guys snicker

"No, I’m not. I just never got the chance to ask her out" As I said that the place got quite

"Well…who is it?!"Damn Naruto for being loud

"Well it’s Hinata”

“Y/N... .?”

“And Hinata?" The guys said.im sure there imagining it

"Yeah I can see him being with her" Shino said

They started talking about how I’ll ask her and what not

"Hey, guys I think I’m gonna go, later," I said as I wrap my towel around my waist. And walkout.

Girls Side

"Hinata did you hear that?!"Sakura said squealing at a blushing Hinata.

The girls were giggling about the fact that Y/N had like Hinata

"I’m just gonna go, "She said as she gets up and took her towel and wrap it around her, leaving the giggling and squealing girls to do their gossip

Y/N POV.

As I was leaking to the change room I saw Hinata in it naked.

When she turned around she drops the bra that she had in her hand

"Ekkkkkkkkk! W-what a-are you d-oin-g here Y/N?!"she squeak

"I could ask you the same thing Hinata.You're on the boys said"I said as I closed the door and walk closer to her

"W-what?"She said

"And I’m guessing you know that I like you and you like me right?"All she did was nod but back up until there was no more space.

"So how about we make this dream come true?"I said as I bent my head to her neck since I was taller than her and kissed her neck

"Y-Y/N-N!!" she moaned and gasped.

"How about we lose my towel?Hmm?"I said as I pulled it down

[rosyredlipstick]

clown embers: my heart burns there too

For the anon who asked for a fic rec list for It: thank you for knowing i needed to take a homework break and organizing a list for the fandom i CANT STOP READING 

seriously ever since i saw the second film in October i have been going absolutely CRAZY. like, i saw the first one in theaters and was kind “eh” but something unlocked in me after that second film like ???????? !!! so yes i have a TON of recs. 

all of these of reddie because the whole thing about pining for your best friend but wait, maybe it actually works out in the end when you’re 40 and reuniting with your friends after 27 years???? fucking gets me. all fix-it fics because IM NOT A MONSTER 

some fic authors i rec: Anything theapplepielifestyle has posted! Also ShowMeAHero has a LOT of really great stuff and has been updating regularly, which keeps my little reddie heart burning. Also, check out zach_stone! 

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I killed a clown. AMA! By liesmyth

I (39M) got stabbed twice today and now I want a divorce. Help?

Or: the one where Eddie is on Reddit.

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This fic Is so hILARIOUS. Seriously. I cant recommend it enough, I was dying laughing the entire time. And the different posts between Eddie and Myra? Loved it. 

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but of all these things i like you best of all by Fluffifullness

“You can cook?” Eddie blurts.

Richie blinks. “Yeah. What the fuck? Yes. I know we’re not the pinnacle of functional adulthood, here, but there’s no way I’m the only one in seven, right?”

“No,” Ben admits. He takes a few steps toward Richie, like he hopes fleeing the scene will dispel the momentary awkwardness. “It’s just…”

“I would’ve guessed you mostly do prepackaged stuff,” Mike adds, following Ben’s lead with an apologetic smile of his own. Eddie does, too, except he also stuffs his hands into his pockets and hunches in on himself just enough to attract Richie’s attention, which is why he inadvertently directs most of his retort at him.

(Or: the one where Richie's love language of choice happens to be cooking.)

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oh goodness, what an underrated fic. i love the relationship Richie has to build with cooking and showing the others his love for them. and eddies like,,, begrudgingly impressed with it all. love it!

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the universe was made to be seen by our eyes by playedwright

“So. To summarize. I’m stranded on Mars, entirely alone. I have absolutely no way to communicate with my crew or with earth, since our communications antennae turned me into a human shish-kabob. If the oxygenator becomes compromised, I’ll suffocate. If the water reclaimer stops working, I’ll dehydrate. Breach in the Hab means I’ll go poof. And if, for some god-forsaken reason none of those things kill me first, I’m gonna run out of food and starve to death. Oh, and we can’t forget that everyone I know thinks I’m dead. So… yup. Totally fucked.”

On Sol 6, an unexpected windstorm cuts the Ares III Mission short and six astronauts retreat back to Earth.

On Sol 7, the astronaut they left behind wakes up gasping for air.

(Or, The Martian au)

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Okay first of all you nEED TO READ THIS SERIES. Wow. I loved The Martian but this AU space just works so, so well for the losers. Read it, love it, cry into your pillow. Thank me later (then message me so we can fangirl about how much we love the series)

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Derry Days by SidleyParkHermit

Everyone starts talking at once, but Richie cuts through the loudest. “Okay, back up, back up. Where are you getting all of this?”

“It’s happened before. I keep dying and reliving this day over and over.”

Bill is the first to speak, turning to Mike. “Uh, is that…”

Mike shakes his head, frowning.

“Shit,” Eddie says. “I was really hoping Mike would know something.

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Have I mentioned that I’m a BITCH for time-loop fics? Because i really, really am. And this one, with Eddie in the loop instead of Richie, puts a twist on a familiar fic t make it completely original. Love, love it! 

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Now What I'm Gonna Say May Sound Indelicate by IfItHollars

Eddie Kaspbrak has lived his whole life being told that he's delicate, and he's not. And nearly bleeding out in an alien fear demon's lair has helped him realize that--as well as what he can live through. It puts his priorities in some perspective.

What he is, is injured. And married. To like, a woman. And gay. And stupidly, stupidly in love with Richie Tozier, after all these years. And he'd like to use his new lease on life to act on many of these things, if only Richie would cooperate.

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Okay this is by far my favorite fic. Every new chapter is just such a JOY to read. The characters are all so layered and Eddie’s POV makes me laugh out loud like 10 times a chapter. It’s so funny but so, so heartfelt. AND THE RECENT CHAPTER - AKLSHFLAKH

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the anatomy of a joke by crescenteluce

He trails off and Bev raises an eyebrow. ‘So, you being in bed together fits in there how exactly?’

‘No, Jesus, Bev.’ Eddie says and Richie, horrifyingly, feels his cheeks heat under Bev’s suspicious look. Something needs to be done, so he plucks Eddie’s phone from his hands.

‘I am appalled by your implications, Beverly.’ He says sternly, trying to ignore the blood still not quite done rushing to his face. ‘I would have you know that I’d never defile Eddie like that, the poor man’s 40 year old and still a virgin and if I’d have the honor of-’

He’s cut off by Eddie trying to wrestle the phone away from him as Bev cackles delightedly.

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This fic is locked to ao3 users only but. Anon. listen. If there’s any reason to get an account, iTS THIS FIC. this fic is…. Dare i say, iconic. I reread it sometimes and i have to stop to take breaths from getting too hyped up at the section breaks. And the sequel???? Holy shit. Pls read this fic, pls. 

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feet on the ground, head in the sky by peggyolson

richie and eddie put themselves back together, one long-distance phone call at a time.

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God, i love a good phone fic. And this is just such, such a good writing of richie, the author really nailed him here. Just. read it. Cry. reread it again. 

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Anyway i love reddie fic so much. Give me two 40 year old best friends slowly remembering how much they love each, and throw stan in there too or else i get sad at 4am thinking about patty. thanks . i have a ton more so let me know if you want more!!!

[comicteaparty]

May 2nd, 2019 CTP Archive

The archive for the Comic Tea Party chat that occurred on May 2nd, 2019, from 5PM - 7PM PDT.  The chat focused on Moonlight Apparition by Janaka Davis (Darkhalo4321).

Featured Comment:

Chat:

RebelVampire

COMIC TEA PARTY- THURSDAY BOOK CLUB START!

Good evening, everyone~! This week’s Thursday Book Club is officially beginning! Today we are discussing Moonlight Apparition by Janaka Davis (Darkhalo4321)~! (http://moonlightapparition.smackjeeves.com/)

Remember that Thursday discussions are completely freeform! However, every 30 minutes I will drop in OPTIONAL discussion questions in case you’d like a bit of a prompt. If you miss out on one of these prompts, you can find them pinned for the chat’s duration. Additionally, remember that while constructive criticism is allowed, our focus is fun and respectfully appreciating the comic. All that said, let’s begin!

QUESTION 1. What is your favorite scene in the comic so far and why?

Kabocha

Hello~! Yay Dark! :D Honestly -- my favorite scene is probably the scene where Ker starts teaching Jason a smidge more nicely, rather than just being a jerk about things. I feel like we're starting to get past his gruff exterior a bit... Wonder why he's such a grump? http://moonlightapparition.smackjeeves.com/comics/2572727/6-4/ Also, his witch eye is super badass, and I am really curious to learn more about it, bleeding and all.

Sarai

I'd have to say near the beginning, when Jason defeats the....thing (i forget what it was called exactly i'm so sorry ) by calmly sending it on its way instead of defeating it with violence

SpazztastiKim

When Robbie jumps on the well. Because it's hysterical. (I am a simple creature)

Darkhalo4321

a shade monster

Sarai

SHADE MONSTER thank you

i need to reread

Darkhalo4321

It likes to throw shade

Kabocha

So, it's a shade monster -- you mean it's just telling Jason all the failings of his friends right there?

Darkhalo4321

probably

SpazztastiKim

nerds...

Darkhalo4321

toby has an expired library boooook

Respheal

Made it o/

Darkhalo4321

yey

SpazztastiKim

Toby no

Sarai

TOBY NOOOOOO

Kabocha

"Yeah, you think it's real good idea to go jumping on well covers... Just you wait, one of you guys is gonna fall through and I'm gonna laugh my ass off."

Sarai

the worst crime of them all

Respheal

Oh yeah I liked the early scene too

RebelVampire

and here i thought toby was the one we could trust

Respheal

Robbie's antics at that point make me laugh

-kick- oh shit

SpazztastiKim

Robbie no

Letter Bee

My favorite scene is when Jason protected Lark.

Sarai

The first scene introduced me into what genre this story was and the monsters these good kiddos would face, but how jason handled it made me realize what kind of story it would be

Kabocha

Discord blocked my doodle....

SpazztastiKim

rude

Respheal

Rude!

Darkhalo4321

nuuu

discord play nice

Kabocha

[image: Shade monster: You guys think you're hot shit, eh? Too bad Sunny-boy isn't here to enlighten you! Jason: stop](edited)

SpazztastiKim

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Darkhalo4321

meanwhile Lark sneezing off screen not wanting to be involved

crimsonangeltears

haha (and hello I made it )

RebelVampire

my favorite scene is the one where antonio fights the spying hunters and is basically like "im cooler than you now gtfo my property"

Darkhalo4321

yay! thank you! ovo/

SpazztastiKim

that is a GREAT scene

Darkhalo4321

that was probably my favorite scene to draw

Sarai

HOW COULD I FORGET THAT ONE

Respheal

Antonio: Get off my lawn!(edited)

SpazztastiKim

basically

Sarai

his SMILE as he makes his weapon appear

SpazztastiKim

all he's missing is a cane to wave around threateningly

Darkhalo4321

he's not THAT old yet-

SpazztastiKim

lol

Sarai

the face of a man who hasn't been in a fight for a long time and is looking FORWARD to it

SpazztastiKim

ya'll f-ed up

Darkhalo4321

>:3c

RebelVampire

hey you dont need to be old for a cane. you can get one for the aesthetic.

also it can be used for blunt force trauma

Sarai

and for beating people!

see Rebel gets me

Darkhalo4321

XD

Sarai

using canes is a Legit martial art form you know

Kabocha

The only thing that hurts worse than getting cut by Antonio would be the emotional wounds he can inflict.

Darkhalo4321

>_O ooof yeah.

Sarai

or the emotional wounds you'd get just from the fact that you forced him to hit you

RebelVampire

wait if the shade monsters throw shade, is this how antonio fought them? he just learned to throw even more intense shade?

Kabocha

Not only can he kick your ass, but he will make you feel bad about making him kick your ass.

Darkhalo4321

I mean ... look at how well Crow does later on

SpazztastiKim

hmm

might not be the BEST example X'D

Darkhalo4321

:0

I love crow

SpazztastiKim

(yes, I'm teasing crow shhhh)

Kabocha

Honestly, looking at this scene, Crow is lucky that Antonio didn't just maim him right there.

http://moonlightapparition.smackjeeves.com/comics/2290462/4-11/

SpazztastiKim

truth

crimsonangeltears

I really liked when Jason sparred with Toby, it's still one of my favs

Sarai

kabo coming in clutch with those links

Darkhalo4321

I imagine 40 tabs open on kabos computer

Sarai

when Jason rolled with his niece to keep her safe

Darkhalo4321

this was such a fun page to draw :D

Respheal

Later that week, Antonio looks at his socks and has a moment of "like the old days" and "dammit we're out of bleach"

grass staaaaaaaaaains

Darkhalo4321

just make ker do the laundry

SpazztastiKim

HA

RebelVampire

jason sparring with toby was cute but also made me more curious about toby. like jason makes sense for why hes have secret fight knowledge, but why did toby feel compelled to learn.

Sarai

((then he'd get sad because that would be the moment Adelaide would tell him "use vinegar and water))

RebelVampire

i feel if ker did the laundry hed mix bleach with all the chemicals youre not supposed to mix bleach with

fill the house with poison

Sarai

KER NO

KER THAT'S THE ONE THING YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO

crimsonangeltears

I just figured that was an activity toby learned when he was younger. my hubby did taekwon do as a kid (did I spell that right xD)

Darkhalo4321

Probably mixes his red socks with his white shirts...

SpazztastiKim

Piiink

RebelVampire

ker would look dashing in pink probably

SpazztastiKim

Totally

Darkhalo4321

It's really blue'd up, but in the scene after the contact with lark, his shirt is more on the magenta/pink side.

Sarai

a nice pink button-up with a navy blue tie? Very nice

Kabocha

[Image: Antonio saying, "Hey Ker, did you see that chore list I left for ya, eh?"]

Darkhalo4321

just a guy, making dinner... I'm sure...

Sarai

hey my dad makes tacos and cuts fruit with his bowie knife, I'm sure Antonio would do the same

OH NO XD

Darkhalo4321

insert Jason handing Ker some form of cross because- he gon' need it for the grave

better find a saint to save ya

Kabocha

You know, Ker sure mouths off a lot to Antonio... I can't wait to see some form of terror pop up at some point. XD

Sarai

St Jude? XD

(patron of lost causes)

Darkhalo4321

OH NO, that's PERFECT FOR KER

RebelVampire

it turns out we were the shade monsters all along.

Kabocha

Dark -- serious question though. This... Terraphate massacre mentioned in chapter 4... How many people were killed?! http://moonlightapparition.smackjeeves.com/comics/2300366/4-14/

Tenor | Shinavar

“1. What is your favorite scene in the comic so far and why?” Lark's introduction because he's my baby anD HE'S DOING SO WELL I'M SO PROUD. :DD (Also I just deeply enjoy like, a lot?? of?? he scenes but Lark's intro had me immediatly adopt him so- )

Darkhalo4321

more than 7

SpazztastiKim

Oof

Respheal

Lark is very intriguing

Darkhalo4321

it was more of a serial murder case

Kabocha

Lark's a troubled sunshine child

Respheal

sunshine

Tenor | Shinavar

(Also HI EVERYONE + I will be limited in typing, bound to my left had today )

RebelVampire

ah so one of those massacres where they pulled out a thesaurus to make it sound cooler

Sarai

OH i get the "more than 7" reference now

Kabocha

Wait, more than 7 reference?

Darkhalo4321

more than 7 killed

Kabocha

also, you know... if it's a small number like that... Sounds like ................................... A conspiracy.

Sarai

Boston "massacre" had only 7 people killed

((or was it 5 oh no i'm getting rusty))

crimsonangeltears

But was it random or a set group of people at the same time? hmm

Kabocha

o_o I have no idea

Darkhalo4321

it was across town- but like...yanno.... it happened all on the same night so... suspicious still

Kabocha

MAGICAL MASSACRE!

crimsonangeltears

Ohhh

Darkhalo4321

Culprit was apprehended- or were they? dun dun dun >:#c

Kabocha

Theory: all the people killed were Apparition users

RebelVampire

how big is the town?

Kabocha

And that's how Jason got his magic

Darkhalo4321

Uhm... I'd estimate around the 12-17k range. ish

Kabocha

It is literally murder magic

Darkhalo4321

big enough to have a hospital at.

Sarai

oh

Darkhalo4321

but like Bandon Oregon has a hospital, so like. Eh, if there's a need people will have a hospital.

SpazztastiKim

Cause you know... death is a thing

Darkhalo4321

I did try thinking in terms of "would a city of this size have this or this?" and did some comparisons for research

Kabocha

@Tenor | Shinavar [Image: Lark -- "This boy needs to be happy" Ker -- "This one needs to get over his grudge"](edited)

Darkhalo4321

he's an AXE Murderer

Sarai

oh come on we haven't seen him kill anybody yet

Kabocha

you know, honestly, the first time I saw Ker and Lark interacting, I could have sworn that Lark was like, some trickster asshole. And that he'd done something awful to Ker to make him THAT angry and grumpy.

RebelVampire

ya know i was going to say that is a bigger town than i thought itd be but then i looked up comparable towns near me and have now changes my thoughts that 12k is a tiny town

crimsonangeltears

xD

Kabocha

Maybe he ran into Ker one morning, on the way in to town, and made Ker spill coffee all over his nice, clean shirt.

Respheal

UM

crimsonangeltears

LOOK OUT

Darkhalo4321

It's big- but small. Big enough to have a few draws- but not BIG enough for some stuff.

Respheal

Wow I sure as heck don't remember seeing that lmao

RebelVampire

I thought it was only me who got that impression

Sarai

The town i grew up in is 32k - 12k is TINY XD

Kabocha

30k isn't that small...

Darkhalo4321

See- Roseburg is like 26k population- and I was doing a sized down version of THAT

Kabocha

....I mean, the town I grew up in had that many people, and it was kinda busy but we only had like, 3 blocks... ...of actual city...

Darkhalo4321

you wouldn't believe it but BEND Oregon is now... like 80K

crimsonangeltears

I think in terms of crime it really depends on many factors and the type of crime. Where I come from we have a lot of people technically, but when I was younger certain...crime that happened was not exactly heard of for our location..

We've had three serial killers now and it still isn't something that would have normally happened..

Tenor | Shinavar

12k ain't big but it ain't small. Town next to me is 4k.

Darkhalo4321

lark probably did piss off ker, we just don't know what he did yet

Kabocha

Also worth considering: When we were younger, the news didn't like to cover small towns all that much.(edited)

Sarai

my town was super small up until a few years before I was born, so it really isn't that city-like

Tenor | Shinavar

"Younger"

Kabo: u funny

Kabocha

Ey, remember, only 20 years ago, the internet was thought of as a fad

Tenor | Shinavar

Oh I'm refrencing something else, no worrie slol

RebelVampire

QUESTION 2. Of course, our main protagonist Jason is drenched in mysteries. How exactly do you think Jason’s mother was murdered, and why did the event cause so many changes in the world? Why doesn’t Jason’s dad want to explain the event to him? Who exactly sealed Jason’s memories and for what purpose? Additionally, why are the memories now starting to unravel after all this time? Overall, do you think Jason will learn to control his powers? Does he have a contract as Ker suggests might be possible, or will he have to make one to protect himself? Even if Jason gains control of his powers, how will that change his course in life? Lastly, how will Jason’s experiences with Phates in the future affect his choices?

Respheal

“ How exactly do you think Jason’s mother was murdered”

Horribly

Kabocha

She was stabbed.

Tenor | Shinavar

Dibs on eaten

Respheal

omg

RebelVampire

you know whatever you guys suggest im gonna assume its just all of it

Darkhalo4321

sobs

TENOR

RebelVampire

so stabbed, maybe burned, then eaten

Tenor | Shinavar

What? I'd go into a complete amnesiac trauma experience seeing my mom get eaten in front of me

Kabocha

hold on I have an awful idea

Letter Bee

I feel that the Leader of the Hunters slashed Adelaide to death as part of a plan to demoralize Antonio and keep him from fighting the corruption in the Hunters.

Respheal

And if you're very lucky, in that order?

Sarai

It definately involved Jason somehow, but I don't think he was directly responsible

Tenor | Shinavar

If Jason was responsible I'm chalking it up to "Phrophetic" reasons and mom tried to protect him

Respheal

Jason was a witness at the very least, for sure

Letter Bee

And the Leader of the Hunters also cursed Jason as a further hold on Antonio.

Darkhalo4321

:0

Jason has a hard life

Kabocha

[Image: Crossover joke](edited)

Sarai

DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS KABO

Respheal

WHAT

Darkhalo4321

but her hair was LONG

Respheal

LMAO

Okay okay okay geez uh(edited)

crimsonangeltears

I think she was slashed, not exactly just stabbed? Jason witnessed it so his memories were sealed to protect him from that trauma, but I think that if he remembers who it is, it will put him in Danger. (my guess..)

Respheal

Well, we really don't have any clues as to who did it or why

Kabocha

http://moonlightapparition.smackjeeves.com/comics/2341615/4-23/ I've always wondered if Adalaide is the "she" Lark is talking about.

Is she really dead?

Sarai

i think it was caused by something magic-y he wasn't supposed to see/know about

Kabocha

Is she really? Like, dude, maybe she's not dead, but... Disappeared.

And Lark and Jason share a sort of bond because of it (brothers, maybe???)

Tenor | Shinavar

/Insert Brother Bear Meme for Lark + Adalaide?

crimsonangeltears

If it's disney rules...

Darkhalo4321

Sometimes I can STILL hear his voice

RebelVampire

i support this head canon just so lark and jason can be brothers

Sarai

please don't start another twin theory here

Darkhalo4321

:>

Kabocha

They can't be twins, Lark's older. But maybe Adalaide had a secret child with someone.

crimsonangeltears

I love twins...but I'd have to agree xD

Tenor | Shinavar

Fine I'll up a twin Theory: They're the same person split.

crimsonangeltears

No thank you..

Darkhalo4321

jason just didn't leave for a year. nbd

Respheal

Ooh

Kabocha

Two halves of a whole?

Tenor | Shinavar

Ye

Respheal

Actually, y'know what

Kabocha

Lark is the memories, Jason is the power?

Darkhalo4321

a yin or yang theory

Respheal

I see your twin theory and raise you Lark and Robbie are related(edited)

dat curly hair

Kabocha

omg

Tenor | Shinavar

...

Darkhalo4321

oooo

Tenor | Shinavar

Support

You'd never see it coming their personalities are so different :D

Darkhalo4321

they are the same age too

crimsonangeltears

OR...they are related but time travel or au is involved

Kabocha

!!!!

Darkhalo4321

Robbie is the rogue path

Kabocha

A doppelganger from the phate side of the world?

(Lark, that is)

Darkhalo4321

:0

Kabocha

I mean, Lark is a bird, and Oregon is home to Portland, and if y'all haven't seen Portlandia

crimsonangeltears

OR he's a robot that thinks he's not and he was given fake memories

Kabocha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHmLljk2t8M

Darkhalo4321

Oh nooo

So a doll hm?

Respheal

Oh yeah, regarding the contract part of the question

There was that trippy dream Jason had

Where he looked kinda....corrupted? And someone gave him a cross

I dunno, the timing of that seemed kind of contracty to me

Ah ha, this bit: http://moonlightapparition.smackjeeves.com/comics/2637351/6-18/(edited)

Kabocha

Who's the other person there?

Respheal

We don't know O:

I think

RebelVampire

in regards to the contract thing, im gonna point out it was suspicious metaphysical contracts were brought up, nobody knows how they work, and it potentially kills ppl

SpazztastiKim

MYSTERY

Darkhalo4321

I mean

Kabocha

Well, people, there's two, but I figure the guy's probably someone like Ker

crimsonangeltears

you'd have to be pretty desperate to agree to it then?

Darkhalo4321

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger?

SpazztastiKim

Halo boo

Darkhalo4321

- adviec from Ker... probably

Kabocha

.........That's how he got those scars.

RebelVampire

that does sound like ker advice

Kabocha

"I'm clearly not dead, so it's okay!"

Darkhalo4321

seems legit

Respheal

Oh derp hi like right in the next page from that it shows Jason dreaming about his mom getting slashed(edited)

Darkhalo4321

his dreams suck

Kabocha

Ker sure isn't the prettiest face you'll see for a motivational spokesperson, but he sure is the one that'll make you say "YIKES"

Darkhalo4321

I did have a lot of fun with that dream sequence. I both loved it and regretted it instantly.

Kabocha

Oh?

SpazztastiKim

The true suffering

Kabocha

It's interesting that Jason sees himself as cursed in the dream, though.

RebelVampire

maybe the dream sequence is how jason made a contract to try and save his mom but between that and her dying it was too overwhelming

Kabocha

Unless the curse just sits on top of any self-representational form of himself in his dreams.

SpazztastiKim

oof

Darkhalo4321

ooof indeedly

It's like it's becoming more and more clearer?

Respheal

Ker observed the curse triggers when Jason's thinking about his mom (or, I guess, what happened to his mom), and he was dreaming about his mom at the time

Darkhalo4321

I believe he does make that inference

(is inference the right word?)

Kabocha

Yeah, I think so

But Dark knows all the answers so clearly can't tell us THE TRUTH

Darkhalo4321

yes it is I feel smart

Respheal

The truth is out there

Kabocha

Okay, more seriously though

Darkhalo4321

I c o u l d

Kabocha

I'm not sure Ker wasn't involved in the murder.

Respheal

Nahh

Kabocha

I dunno.

SpazztastiKim

no... :C

Darkhalo4321

he did skip town

Respheal

Antonio would kill Ker if he was 8V

SpazztastiKim

NOOOO

RebelVampire

yeah i agree with res

ker would not be alive right now

or staying in the house

Darkhalo4321

but antonio needs SOMEONE to clean the bathrooms

SpazztastiKim

pffft

Kabocha

Ker probably can't take antonio, honestly

RebelVampire

ker doesnt need to live in the house for that. get a dog house and make ker sleep outside

Kabocha

http://moonlightapparition.smackjeeves.com/comics/2455383/2-9-5/ I feel like Antonio might have suspected Ker's involvement, intentional or not, at one point tho

and clearly Ker has no problems killing rogue apparitions

okay yes he does, but only because Lark's a kid

RebelVampire

i got more the impression that antonio called ker cause he thought ker would actually give him straight answers about certain things going on that he wasnt made privy too. versus necessarily think ker was directly involved

Kabocha

Hm, true.

RebelVampire

ker secretly has lark's bday marked on a calendar so the minute lark turns 18 he can kill lerk with no qualms cause lark is an adult

Kabocha

Okay, revision to the theory then. Ker may have known who was sent out that night to deal with the new Moonlight Apparition. Ker may not have known why someone was sent out, or to where they were sent... But had info, somehow. and then... When he realized what happened, he couldn't face Antonio for 5 years.

SpazztastiKim

ouch...

RebelVampire

that sounds more like ker

at the very least i dont buy ker saying "i vaguely remember"

that is a conversation you would remember XD

Kabocha

Ker probably doesn't want to remember.

Darkhalo4321

Maybe he made himself forget?(edited)

Kabocha

Unless Ker was secretly in some sort of love/hate relationship with Adalaide, and then was in a state of shock when he heard she'd died. (Although it really seems more hate/hate)

RebelVampire

ker got himself one of those jason curses

Kabocha

(so, yanno, no unrequited love shenanigans there, but we can dream)

Respheal

Well, there is memory magic

Kabocha

...Is Ker a puppet?

Is that what you're getting at Res

Respheal

I mean, Dark saying Ker may have made himself forget

Kabocha

Was Ker made to forget so he could easily carry out orders, and being near Antonio is bad news bc it jogs his memory

Respheal

I'm just saying there's a way to do that

Kabocha

shhh

don't stop me from making up crazy conspiracy theories!

Respheal

Although here's a question: Why only Adelaide?

Jason was there

Kabocha

Because Antonio.

Darkhalo4321

Why only jason?

Respheal

I mean like, if Jason was there, why wasn't he killed too?

Sarai

Jason's dream/memory of the event cuts off right at the moment he's threatened by him mom's killer(edited)

Respheal

Instead, he just got the curse on him

RebelVampire

im assuming either they didnt get a chance to get at jason cause he did apparition things or because adelaide was super duper special and therefore had to die(edited)

Respheal

.....What if someone's using Jason

Kabocha

I feel like the killer was interrupted before he could finish the job.

Oh no...

Respheal

Someone needed him alive? :3c

RebelVampire

if i had to pick someone to blame for the murders im gonna pick belial cause belial is one suspicious mofo

Respheal

^

Kabocha

Also his magic and eyes are purple.

Darkhalo4321

Puuuurple

A royal color

Kabocha

I know that logic doesn't make much sense when stated out loud like that, but -- I figure an easy visual hint someone would use (or well, a way to distinguish who cast what) is to tie the magic color back to the magic user.

...UNLESS Purple is just a cursed color.

In which case, Belial is toxic.

Respheal

And if you're going to code someone as having "evil magic", you use red or purple

Kabocha

Or green

Respheal

The danger colors

Darkhalo4321

green is my favorite color. It will never be toxic to meeee

SpazztastiKim

totally toxic

Sarai

but purple IS the color of Jason's curse

Darkhalo4321

:0

SpazztastiKim

purple IS cursed because that's my favorite color

Kabocha

...So, I guess we need to find out if Belial also knows how to use a sword.

crimsonangeltears

It is also my favorite color! But cursed...? I never thought about it.

Kabocha

TBH it's weird that the hunters are working with him or his brother at all.

Respheal

He seems like the type

SpazztastiKim

possibly

Kabocha

I dunno, Belial seems more the type to use a magic sword and use it for blood magic.

....wait

Would that be why the murders happened?

Darkhalo4321

His brother now... thats a fun character >:3c

Kabocha

Some sort of horrific ritual involving the town?

We haven't seen other places enough to know if this is an oddly concentrated population of magic shit.

But... I wonder.

Respheal

Real quick before the next question: re: how powers will affect Jason's life: Hope you weren't plannin' on college, kiddo. Super powers and college don't mix well

RebelVampire

http://moonlightapparition.smackjeeves.com/comics/2637354/6-20/ maybe not jason because i was looking at this page again and the writing that can be read is saying wake up. and while you could argue its a subconscious thing telling jason to wake up from the dream, you could also interpret it as something he heard cause the murderer wanted jason's apparition powers to awaken.

Kabocha

Hmmm...

RebelVampire

super powered jason cant be any worse at college than the thought of robbie at college XD

Respheal

TRUE

RebelVampire

QUESTION 3. Besides the characters, there seems to be a lot going on in regards to the world. Who do you think Jason can trust: the Hunters or Lark? For what reason do you pick that side? Why do you think the other side can’t be trusted? Overall, do you agree with the Hunters’ stance that Phates should be kept secret? In contrast, do you sympathize with Lark’s goals? What crime do you think he’s being hunted for, and why is it secret? Also, what do you think happened to the people Lark is looking for? Finally, what do you think is going on with the Behem Realm in regards to the corruption and can it be fixed? What role might Jason have in regards to that?

Sarai

I DON'T KNOW OK

Kabocha

Honestly? I think Lark's the more trustworthy. The more I talk this out with made-up theories, the less I am really trusting the hunters.

Sarai

this whole situation with hidden information and magican shenanagins is stressing me out

crimsonangeltears

I will say Lark because that sweet child would never hurt my beloved Jason.

Kabocha

I'm sorry, Crow, you poor child, I really can't trust you until you get an anger management class.

SpazztastiKim

-snorts-

trust no one

RebelVampire

jason shouldnt trust anyone. that is the answer. dont trust ppl who have secrets

Respheal

I tend to think both sides are right and wrong :V The Hunters probably didn't explain things well and are probably doing some shady stuff, but Lark proooooobably reacted poorly and got himself in too deep

Also yes

Trust no one lol

SpazztastiKim

@RebelVampire gets it

Sarai

I don't think phates should be kept secret from the general population

Kabocha

Wait.

WAIT

If there are no secrets...

Then the only person we can trust is Robbie.

Respheal

Lark seems to have good intentions, but probably doesn't have the full story

.......lol

SpazztastiKim

@Respheal gets it too yes

Kabocha

I'm sorry, it's TRUE though.

SpazztastiKim

DON'T TRUST ROBBIE ARE YOU NUTS!?

Respheal

It is true and it hurts

Darkhalo4321

robbie is NOT the person you should trust

RebelVampire

robbie is the murderer confirmed

Respheal

because he's Lark's brother

Kabocha

Y'all are saying don't trust people with secrets, and where does that leave us? EVERYONE but Robbie has secrets.

Darkhalo4321

Toby

SpazztastiKim

hmmmmmmm

Darkhalo4321

Toby is a good kid- no secrets

Sarai

with a fire cracker? absolutely not but with the TRUTH????

Darkhalo4321

y e t

Sarai

YES

RebelVampire

im gonna trust antonio. antonio is just a great dad, great businessman, and great taker carer of ker

SpazztastiKim

I trust no one. not even myself... ESPECIALLY myself

Darkhalo4321

-robbie

Respheal

But even Antonio's keepin' secrets :(

Kabocha

If we're going to trust Antonio, it's only because if I don't, he'll kill me if I walk in his yard.

Respheal

Presumably for good (or so he thinks) reason, but....

Darkhalo4321

I'm sure he HAS his reasons

SpazztastiKim

just because there are reasons doesn't mean they're GOOD reasons

Kabocha

Antonio's a parent. Jason is a teenager. In most stories, you can't trust the parents because they're keeping grown-up secrets from their kids.

SpazztastiKim

heh

hehehe

Kabocha

Like, the truth about that college you really wanna go to... It's not happening. I'm sorry. MIT doesn't offer a full ride, Jason. ...Or does it now

anyway point is

You can't even trust JASON

Darkhalo4321

jason sucks at math, what makes you thik he'd get into MIT XD

Kabocha

because he's keeping secrets!

Darkhalo4321

He IS! How RUDE

Kabocha

The one secret I wanna know is how he gets his hair to stand up like that

Darkhalo4321

Ghibli effect

SpazztastiKim

pfft

Darkhalo4321

The wind styles it FOR him

SpazztastiKim

antigravity hair gel

Respheal

He hangs upside down for an hour every morning (actually no this is more of a Robbie thing)(edited)

Kabocha

Jason's never at 100% power because he's using 10% of it to do his hair.

Sarai

maybe he showers before bed and just

lets it dry however it wants

Darkhalo4321

he needs to get it cut. chop chop chop

bye bye fluff

Sarai

no!

crimsonangeltears

So birds don't style his hair?

Kabocha

And then he'll look like a tiny Antonio

Darkhalo4321

he's a regular snow white that kid

RebelVampire

no i already weeped when robbie cut his hair

Kabocha

Crim, are you suggesting that Jason's a disney princess?

Darkhalo4321

wait until he cuts it SHORTER

Kabocha

... Let's count the qualifications

RebelVampire

there needs to be like 1000% more floof for everyone's hair

Respheal

You mean he's not?

Kabocha

He has a bird friend He has a dead mom But can he SING?

Sarai

when jason cuts his hair will he do it in a comb-over(edited)

Darkhalo4321

ACTUALLY

he can sing very well

oh no- I made a disney princess

Respheal

Disney princess confirmed

Darkhalo4321

He's like BELLE because... he loves reading though!

he doesh't get trapped in a castle. but. like...

SpazztastiKim

nerd

Kabocha

I want adventure in the great wide somewhere~

Darkhalo4321

but not this apparition haaaair

RebelVampire

idk jason isnt really singing about he wants more than his provincial life

Kabocha

Jason, when Robbie comes by. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INDnS3vIKCU

SpazztastiKim

He's more like... Tiana

Darkhalo4321

Oh because... restaurant, right?

SpazztastiKim

and hard worker... stubborn.... oblivious

Darkhalo4321

robbie probably DID ask Jason to marry him HONESTLY

SpazztastiKim

three times at the very least(edited)

crimsonangeltears

But wait....maybe he's hercules since Ker is training him??

Darkhalo4321

he DID propose to like... 5 nurses

SpazztastiKim

tru

Darkhalo4321

I can GO THE DISTANCE

RebelVampire

i wonder what robbie wouldve done if one of the nurses said yes

Kabocha

I'm into the Hercules version of Jason. If only because it means Cathy and Melodie are probably muses

SpazztastiKim

HA

Darkhalo4321

Heck yeah!

Melodie has the moves for that!

SpazztastiKim

TRUTH

Kabocha

Welp.

Darkhalo4321

So The Behem realm

crimsonangeltears

Will there be a musical chapter?

RebelVampire

its probably fine. corruption always fixes itself O_O

Darkhalo4321

how would I comic that?... a musical chapter? When the anime happens, I'll have one made!

Kabocha

I still can't help but think that Crow's some sort of shapeshifter or werewolf... Behem... Behemoth... Plus Crow's propensity to growl like some sort of very angry dog...

RebelVampire

if crow isnt a werewolf i will be surprised

Respheal

I am 100% on board with that theory

RebelVampire

cause theres been enough refs to imply it is so

Darkhalo4321

I mean... He takes commands rather well when threatened- so-

dog training?

Kabocha

Crow doesn't listen to Julie real well tho

SpazztastiKim

he tries

RebelVampire

i think how the behem realm is being dealt with is a major reason jason shouldnt trust the hunters. cause while i dont think the hunters are evil persay, i think in their pursuit to do the good they bend ethics waaaaaay too far(edited)

Darkhalo4321

Julie needs to talk louder-

SpazztastiKim

He is basically a puppy

be loud and RIGHT THERE, then he'll pay attention

Darkhalo4321

yeaaaah- wonder why they have a phate trapped in a glass jar in a makeshift lab

SpazztastiKim

spooky

Kabocha

.... Do the stooges know about that

Darkhalo4321

they might

they might not

>:3c

Kabocha

@RebelVampire -- d'ya think the state of Behem might be related to Jason?

what if Jason's unintentionally an avatar of destruction?

SpazztastiKim

why... did that make me giggle so much?!

RebelVampire

i mean id believe it. sorry jason.

Kabocha

This tiny cinnamon roll of a child -- really there because he's a sign of end times.

RebelVampire

you are destined to destroy all that you love

except antonio

Kabocha

With Antonio as his dad, I'd really believe it.

Darkhalo4321

Yeah, I've been forbidden by many to NOT kill antonio

SpazztastiKim

indeed

Darkhalo4321

which means I probably should kill him, right?

Kabocha

Jason can become a razor-sharp weapon of death... But when it comes to his father, they walk side-by-side into the end.

SpazztastiKim

I did threaten to fly over there and shoot you with something. Do I have to again?(edited)

Sarai

it means you should NOT

Darkhalo4321

D:

RebelVampire

no dark this means the opposite. this means antonio needs 10 layers of plot armor

Darkhalo4321

fine fine he's safe... for now

RebelVampire

and when you pretend to kill him it turns out antonio faked his death and it was his plan all along

SpazztastiKim

I have MULTIPLE Nerf guns Halo...(edited)

Kabocha

oh noooo

Darkhalo4321

He'll eat a potato chip and go just as planned

Kabocha

Live footage of Dark, plotting out the story https://tenor.com/6zEs.gif

SpazztastiKim

^^^

Darkhalo4321

you forgot to add in the part where I plot as horrible implications are made known to me

>:3c fu fu fu

Kabocha

. . . So uh.

RebelVampire

i do think jason is tied to the corruption in all seriousness

Kabocha

Anyone got new horrible implications to point out?

I'd agree with you on that, Rebel.... Hold on, I feel like there's visual evidence

Darkhalo4321

oh?

Kabocha

Oh, no nevermind

I was like, "I remember that shot of the blocked off Behem realm being foresty," and linked it to Jason's dream where he got the Rosary... But they don't look similar at all.

But what seems to be a gate(????) to the realm has the same kind of creeping blackness as was surrounding Jason and the corrupted shade

RebelVampire

as far as im concerned the only evidence we need is that jason has amnesia and all the events tie back to the massacre

Kabocha

http://moonlightapparition.smackjeeves.com/comics/2663394/6-32-chapter-end/ http://moonlightapparition.smackjeeves.com/comics/2637351/6-18/ But I'm not sure if that's just Dark's visual shorthand for "dark magic"

So file this under "more evidence needed, but I'm choosing to believe they're tied together somehow"

http://moonlightapparition.smackjeeves.com/comics/2017341/2-10/ Also, apparently the Jason = Apparition user has been hidden from the hunters for a while... So, I wonder if Jason changed that night, corrupted the Behem realm with his awakening (somehow -- maybe it was just some sort of casting in place from the previous apparition user), and then got home after horrific things happened, only to have his mother murdered

The problem with this is, we don't know how casting this sort of stuff works yet, so I don't know if Jason's been in proximity TO the Behem realm if it requires that he physically be there to affect it.

Darkhalo4321

He's a wot? He's an apparition antonio-

Kabocha

So, I think until shown otherwise, if Jason's power is linked to Behem's state... Jason's probably a symptom of the problem, more than the cause??

RebelVampire

to be fair though we cant say for sure the corruption even started in the behem realm can we?

cause it couldve started elsewhere and thats just the first notable place it hit in its spread

Kabocha

true -- it could have been Belial starting shit, and it spread like a wildfire.

RebelVampire

belial please, observe proper fire control procedures at least(edited)

Kabocha

never

Darkhalo4321

a forest fire to burn all the... evidence...

blame it on teens using the beehive burner as a party spot

just as planned

Kabocha

http://moonlightapparition.smackjeeves.com/comics/2663394/6-32-chapter-end/ Also, I wonder why Julie cares so much about the Behem realm? I know you don't need to have a link to a place to care, but... I feel like she has more than just Crow.

RebelVampire

QUESTION 4. Jason isn’t the only character in the comic with secrets. Do you think there are any significant things that Toby might know from the past that are sealed from Jason? If so, what and how will that affect his and Jason’s relationship? What do you think the story is with Robbie and how Jason ended up his friend? Why won’t Jason tell Toby the circumstances, and why is Robbie’s situation with Jason significant? Also, will the relationship between Jason and Melodie develop, or is it doomed to the status quo? Moving to other characters, how do you think Ker came upon his eye and the ability to use Fae magic? How might this event be influencing his choices and position with the Hunters? Last, what is going on with Belial, and what do you think this means for the story?

Kabocha

To be honest, when we found out that Robbie just kind of appeared in their friend group one day, I half expected that Robbie would be part of Jason? Like, that whole part of Jason that got separated out when he developed amnesia, but then the curse was introduced, and it was like... "nah"

Darkhalo4321

Eh- but you have to think back to Annette and Jason's conversation on the back porch-

Respheal

I've had a theory for a while that Robbie may have attempted suicide.... Mostly fueled by "Are you suicidal?!" "Yes?" and the references to Robbie being in a hospital

And that's probably how they met? 'cuz Jason's sister is a nurse?

Kabocha

Yeah...

RebelVampire

itd make sense cause theres a lot of rumors surrounding robbie and well...rumors lead to bullying >_>

Respheal

And that conversation between Jason and his sister was very......real

"is he okay?"

Kabocha

Robbie's a good egg who decided if he was going to be talked about, he may as well give them something to talk about

RebelVampire

and itd actually explain robbie's sort of cavalier attitude. cause if hes actually depressed than he doesnt care about his safety

thus jumps on well covers

Darkhalo4321

when Inspector Toby says "lets not stand on this-"

Kabocha

http://moonlightapparition.smackjeeves.com/comics/2222484/1-17/ Toby's pretty cavalier about risking Robbie for Jason's sake tho

Respheal

And why Jason, being the good kid he is, doesn't drop Robbie like a brick when he's consistently crass

Darkhalo4321

if he don't care about his safety, why should he?

Kabocha

http://moonlightapparition.smackjeeves.com/comics/2222492/1-21/ Because Jason cares

RebelVampire

well yeah, why would toby pick robbie over his best friend? XD

Respheal

I'm still mad at Robbie about the cafeteria scene lol

punk

Darkhalo4321

in the redraw I think I made it worse, but less directed...

if that's possible...even

Kabocha

Toby seemed to join in on it in those pages tho

Toby, why are you so mean to Mel. XD

what did she do to you

Darkhalo4321

Toby-... t o b y

sighs Toby- He's such a complicated nooooodle

RebelVampire

i just assumed robbie acted that way because thats how he handles socially awkward situations he doesnt want to be a part of. and his go to mode is "be a jackass"

Kabocha

.... Mel tried to be friendly, Toby didn't take her being friendly very well because it was a bad day, Mel continued to pester A grudge began

RebelVampire

for the cafeteria scene that is

Kabocha

Well, no, I mean, that could be their history XD

But yes, Robbie being a jackass is default, I think

"I don't know what to do, so go away" only he can't say those words

because then he looks weak

Darkhalo4321

truuue

RebelVampire

toby is a complicated noodle tho. i cant decide if he can be trusted or not. cause he seems honest but then at the same time he feels like he has a secret skeleton closet of secrets

Darkhalo4321

but, Toby Melodie and Jason have been friends for a while now-

his room DOES have a closet Hmmmm

Respheal

When Jason mentioned he had started remembering things, Toby looked like he was ready to whack Jason upside the head if it'd bring on the amnesia again

A definite "nope nope nope bad don't remember" sort of expression

Darkhalo4321

yeah, bad things happen when that... happened...

Kabocha

Maybe Toby has a secret he needs to hide.

Respheal

What are you hiding?

Darkhalo4321

MAYBE

cue law and order theme

Kabocha

Or at least, that was my impression during that first time, but when it was mentioned that Jason gets hospitalized...

It was like, hm, okay. Toby's not suspicious I guess.

Darkhalo4321

f o r n o w

Kabocha

Unless he was that other figure in the bg of that dream

Darkhalo4321

:0

is Toby the contracteee?

Kabocha

Part of the contract, maybe XD

crimsonangeltears

I gotta leave the chat guys, sorry! (gotta make dinner) Thank you for including me!

Sarai

bye! thanks for joining us!!

RebelVampire

thank you for comin @crimsonangeltears ~!

Kabocha

http://moonlightapparition.smackjeeves.com/comics/2637351/6-18/ <- this page, first panel, 3 figures, just fyi

Darkhalo4321

Thanks for coming Crimson! makes yummy food for your family!

Kabocha

Have a good night Crim~!

RebelVampire

ok so it wasnt just me. i tots thought toby's reaction to jason's memories returning was super suspicious

and like he was ready to flee the country

Kabocha

well, if Jason is linked to the destruction of realms

wouldn't you?

Darkhalo4321

there is a lot about the APPARITIONS the hunters DONT KNOW sooo

Kabocha

that's why they want Lark

to counteract Jason.

Darkhalo4321

>;3c

RebelVampire

why only get one when you can have both tho?

Kabocha

They don't want him dead, but captured if possible. Because even if he dies, that power will reappear, yeah? but Lark's like, "Yeah, nah, I'm fine with the world ending."

Darkhalo4321

I'm surprised no one has brought up the lab... with lark...

Kabocha

Well

It's still new-ish information

Darkhalo4321

True-

Kabocha

We don't know who had the forest lab under their control yet, or am I forgetting something

maybe they had all those kids to test corruption on

Test subjects for Belial's brother~

'cause eventually, you need human subjects.

Darkhalo4321

I mean- they are keeping phates in jars so-

Kabocha

Nari was sacrificed for the sake of the Behem realm!

Darkhalo4321

shes a homuraaaa

or a madoka?

Kabocha

Neither

she's Sayaka

Darkhalo4321

THERE we go

RebelVampire

i dont have enough info to theorize on the lab. cause i got more the impression the kids were at a training facility for the hunters than a lab and that the lab came later.

Kabocha

But uh... There were theories on Dark's server about Mr. Grimr...

RebelVampire

maybe theyre pulling an fma and when lark finds nari shes gonna be fused with a phate

Kabocha

Ahahaha oh no

NO

REBEL NO

Respheal

WHY

Kabocha

Don't give Dark ideas!

Darkhalo4321

... l- lark?

>:3c

Kabocha

Lark-oniichan...

SpazztastiKim

S-stop?(edited)

Sarai

ENOUGH

Kabocha

We have found the limit, and it is Nina jokes.

Sarai

I can't take nina jokes in two servers gosh darn it

SpazztastiKim

that will ALWYAS be the limit

Sarai

^^^

Darkhalo4321

this will be the hill I die on

Kabocha

Okay, but seriously, Mr. Grimr has purple eyes.

Is he Belial's bro

Darkhalo4321

:0

Sarai

he might be

Darkhalo4321

purple, and purple makes a connection-

SpazztastiKim

nothing but pain

Kabocha

I mean

we have yet to see ... What was her name?

Sassypants?

Darkhalo4321

he knows stuff

Kabocha

Sizzlebritches?(edited)

Darkhalo4321

YES

XD

Respheal

"her"(edited)

Kabocha

So, I guess we're going to have a scene of this comic in a strip club.

Respheal

WHO

Darkhalo4321

d... did you not

oh dear

Kabocha

Dark, if you skimp out on the bright colored lights, I'll be sad.

Darkhalo4321

my google search history is going to ask questions kabo

Kabocha

Just look up sterotypical pictures from Vegas

it'll be fine

Or watch Showgirls (don't watch showgirls, it's not really good)

RebelVampire

vegas is basically one big strip club

Darkhalo4321

http://moonlightapparition.smackjeeves.com/comics/2616663/6-12/

@Respheal

That's WHO

Respheal

Oh

I uh

I actually meant who's the 'her' Grimr is referring to

Darkhalo4321

I felt very clever about the name.

OH

RebelVampire

i assume the her was nari but now that res brings up that page...lark, did you...did you make a metaphysical contract?

Darkhalo4321

o h

Kabocha

"her" -- probably Nari. Or Adalaide. XD

Darkhalo4321

o h n o

Kabocha

If Nari's not fully dead, she will be soon.

A victim of corruption...

Respheal

r i p

Kabocha

I mean, you kind of sealed her fate with the whole friggin blood shots followed by tears

how else do you interpret that

Darkhalo4321

he just... misses her and regrets his bloody murdering ness or... something

Kabocha

http://moonlightapparition.smackjeeves.com/comics/2685206/7-5/ Lark is fine if the world ends because Nari isn't in it.

Respheal

The red was actually his hair dye

Darkhalo4321

yes

Kabocha

That's why he wants Jason.

FREE NARI, OR I SET HIM UPON YOU

RebelVampire

lark please. what you do is be the distraction and have jason sneak in. cause they wont be expecting jason and thus jason has the element of surprise to wreck their stuff

Darkhalo4321

Jason can barely transform guys, he'd just go in and start screaming XD

might as well SEND ROBBIOE

actually... That would work.He can seduce the guards see.

RebelVampire

that works too. send robbie and jason.

ultimate tag team

Kabocha

[image: Return Nari... Or suffer his curse...](edited)

Darkhalo4321

Jason would have to remind lark that... he's no idea what he's talking about XD curse? What curse? I'm F I N E

narrators voice He was NOT fine

Kabocha

See, I was imagining it to be more like King Ramses...

Darkhalo4321

oh yah?

Kabocha

RETURN THE SLAB....

OR SUFFER MY CURSE....

Darkhalo4321

OH

Yah Lark would try that, huh?

Kabocha

Yep. only Jason is the curse he shall set upon the world

Darkhalo4321

because his curse is FORBIDDEN MAGICwoooooo

and much scarier for some reason

Kabocha

:3

Well, it'll be okay eventually, I'm sure.

RebelVampire

lark's plans always work out

nothing could go wrong

Darkhalo4321

it'll all work out-

maybe

Kabocha

Nari's not doomed. Jason will be fine. And best of all, Lark will get everything he wanted.

Darkhalo4321

it's fine

Kabocha

And Robbie will live a happy life.

Darkhalo4321

the kids are okay

trust me

RebelVampire

theyre all dead

Kabocha

And you're not going to do anything to Antonio.

Darkhalo4321

e x a c t l y

Kabocha

That's it! That's the story.

Everything is FINE

Darkhalo4321

MCR's I'm not okay plays in the background

RebelVampire

COMIC TEA PARTY- THURSDAY BOOK CLUB END!

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did u want to hear pointlessly long rambling about ocs.....this is the post for u

okay so studying is killing me atm so i decided to use some chill time to chatter about my ocs…my kids….because lbr this blog is a mess of assorted information

stuff under read more

context? i suck at plotting and also gonna dodge some spoilers for now so all u need to know is that the story is set in a futuristic sci fi/urban fantasy sort of world (with some of those sweet dystopic elements thrown in because i love dystopias, even ya ones, especially ya ones) in which magic is a thing which a few people have (is it genetics? is it prophecy? this is why i don’t have a plot yet) but its sort of rather illegal to use and have because either a. magic users have put people in danger in the past and/or b. there is a prophecy that claims magic users will revive an old aristocracy based society in which those with magic had absolute rule and it sucked for every else so there was a revolution and honestly? no one wants that back. it sucked. mostly magic users have their magic removed and their memories wiped so they can start anew in society (although with a few restrictions for a while)

the main four kiddos are a bunch of late teens/young adults (i’m thinking about 19/20?) that have teamed up for various reasons to do some of that sweet illegal magic stuff and maybe jumpstart a prophecy that dooms the world but that last bit was an accident, and accidents happen.

first up is stella shields, who technically dates back to one of the first ocs i ever made??? (she has definitely changed a lot tho haha) stella is the self-proclaimed leader of the group given that she has good leadership qualities and is confident and brave and also very tol and swol, so there skylar

she has no memories of her childhood and is fixated on finding her birth mother, who she believes was andromeda sparks, famed/disgraced figure in prophecy. stella has no magic and believes it was removed as a child, and has been adopted by a lovely but kind of sneaky lady called tamara. tamara studies prophecy and such which is how stella even guessed that in the first place (also because they look super similar).

stella is a deconstruction of a heroic stereotype - she’s tall, strong, and despite having no magic she fights just as well as (if not better than) most of the cast. she even has the fancy heir-style backstory to boot. unfortunately, during the story…things…happen which deplete her strength and she has to take a backseat to the action, which tears her up inside but also prompts her looking at herself without a heroic lens and seeing her flaws/how much unnecessary importance she places on her status as a hero and her heritage

besides being obsessed with the idea of being a hero like her mother was, stella kind of has an ongoing identity crisis which she fills up with fantasies of finding her mother and dumping traits she thinks a hero should have in place of her almost “blank slate” personality (which she’s pretty in denial about). her character arc is about her finally recognising the way that she fills in others’ traits as her own and her growing as her own person and aaaaaaaa i love to see my baby mature

next is lina taylor, the problematic fave™ and stella’s best friend since high school. I’m not gonna lie i love lina a lot because she’s probably the first character i started applying actual flaws and consequences - as in, not 100% forgivable and pure intentioned flaws like being ‘too selfless’ and stuff.

lina is paranoid to the point where it hurts not only herself but others, and tends to lash out when feeling pretty much any negative emotion - sometimes her caution pays off, other times it does even more damage. she’s deathly scared of being betrayed and thus hates anyone knowing too much about her, lies about herself incredibly often, and will attack anyone who tries to get close to her if she feels threatened. however, she is a quick thinker and will immediately take a fall for her loved ones if she thinks one of them is in danger.

is lina a magic user? technically spoilers (eh…like its pretty early on? not a big one?) but someone dies and in her panic she brings them back to life. sort of. mostly. in that yeah, their heart beats, but they’re kind of (unknowingly) a walking corpse. her magic is of the healing variety, but explaining how magic works is kind of complicated in a character post rn….maybe later. just know that that sort of magic is a one-off and no, she can’t bring people back to life willy nilly (or even fully back to life at all)

honestly i love her character development as well because she learns that hey, she kind of is a pretty toxic person and has to work to undevelop these traits and make up for the times she screws up. it makes everyone around her happier, but it also makes her so much happier too (which i think she does deserve)

next is skylar ashe, technically good person? best known for doing his best, skylar is far and beyond the best magic user in the cast (main characters and probably even secondary characters too) probably because he’s one of the few characters that indulges in the slightly illegal hobby. skylar is well spoken and clever, and one of those people who has stupidly high aspirations at all times. he and stella have a rivalry thing going on, and they’re very jealous of each other (although skylar never notices because his self esteem is so low he can’t comprehend someone admiring him. he needs a hug)

skylar for the most part is a sweetheart (#teammum) and is a nice person to be around but can also be a bit scary given that a. he is very very manipulative when he wants to be and b. his moral code is a bit worn down in places. he tends to over-rationalise his own behaviour when guilt becomes too apparent, and can come off as cold. rip don’t piss him off mostly

skylar is sort of??? essie’s adopted brotherish person (essie’s up next!!). his magic appeared when he was a really little kiddo but his parents didn’t want to turn him because he was like 6. and thus a pair of lawful goods decided to buck the law for a while (like 10 years, which is a p good effort i guess) but that went about as well as expected and skylar eventually runs away from home, and comes under the care of essie’s mums. this is partially why skylar gets so much of his self worth from magic because despite the fact that it kind of screwed up his family it’s one of the few things he’s good at - he spent years and years practising so he could bottle it up (btw his magic is illusion and telekinetically based)

listen just give this kid some history books and a quiet room and he will be the most happy ever, and probably give you a hug and buy you lunch. his heart is in the right place most of the time and he does try to act in altruistic ways. that whole self-rationalising thing gets challenged a LOT throughout the story likethetimeheaccidentallykilledsomeonebutdontworryaboutthat and honestly? boy learns that no, you don’t need magic abilities/fun illegal hobbies 2 b kewl. u just need to love urself xx

fINALLY IS ESSIE IM LOVE HER TBH. vanessa mayford, known gay, and also part of the magic squad made up of skylar and a few other characters. a dancer by day and the voice of reason™ by night. except she’s not really that great of a voice of reason per se given that her response to “is that illegal” is “did u mean a challenge"

essie is very extroverted and a bit (a lot) of an attention seeker - if she’s there she’s mostly in it for the thrills. even if she’s not the best with reasonable advice (see above) she’s a bit of a bleeding heart and will always give someone a hug and a pep talk if they need it. on one hand she’s got her super overdramatic flair going on but also on the other she’s occasionally chill?? like she’ll do dumb stuff just for fun but is also pretty much unfazed by anything. a dragon or something could be staring her in the face and she’d just be like “can i jump high enough to kick it in the nose”

alas, as is the way with many loud people, she has pretty low self confidence and relies on the validation of others to feel like she’s accomplished anything in her life (which is one reason why she’s always trying to get people’s attention). she feels very unfulfilled with how her life is going despite still being very young, and thus is driven by the fatal american need to have a pretty good time to do reckless things just for the adrenaline rush - everything is a performance for her. she also hates conflict within her own group of friends, and sometimes brushes things under the rug if she thinks it’ll cause a problem, electing to try to deal with it herself.

essie’s magic has been a bit fiddly given that the rules change depending on the rules of magic (which tend to change from setting to setting). her magic is atm shapeshifting but the rules of it are getting a bit confusing so I’m thinking about changing it a little bit. whatever her magic is, she cares the least about magic and thus while she has a lot of raw power she can’t be bothered training to increase it (if she did, she’d probably outrank skylar power-wise).

in conclusion? essie is a babe and im love her a lot. she’s the charming, gay and flirty gal that we all need in our lives and one of my fave characters to write tbh. wins awards for best dressed, most likely to succeed, best dancer (she’s a cheerleader btw) and probably also prom queen. i would vote for her. she would probably cry but that’s okay

so those are my children i love them and now i have to go back to studying my ass off bye

[elliotthezubat]

DEATH CITY DAYS 98

from witch battles, to sick days, festivals and birthdays

 Hyde: "So, how's this one?" *it's a resume saying 'children's theater director'*

teacher: .....

Kid: Hyde: OwO;

teacher: this is....*ahem* quite a lot.

Hyde: ^^; "I've had a lifetime of experiences..."

-elsewhere-

Older Witch: "...Too quiet."

Squirrel witch: the chimera should have brought someone back by now...

Older Witch: "...Check the perimeter. Do not be seen."

squirrel witch: understood.

*there seem to be footprints leading into the shrubs*

squirrel witch:... *transforms into a squirrel and follows*

*the footprints lead to a tree*

squirrel: *follows*

*the tree has scratch marks*

squirrel witch: hmm....

*the branches above shake*

squirrel witch: *looks up*

*PLINK*

*an acorn falls onto her head*

squirrel witch: *chitter* o^O

*SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH*

squirrel witch: OAO;;

*there's the outline of a bear scratching their back on the tree*

squirrel witch: *sneaks up*

???: *groans, grumbles* "Darn it--I must be allergic to leather..."

squirrel witch: (what the fresh he-) O_O;

*Tezca is scratching against the tree*

Tezca: "Damn...We're going to need to buy ointment in town..."

enrique: gao gao =3=

Tezca: "Hey, I don't like it either, but what're we gonna do--use the leaves?"

squirrel witch: *backs away*

Tezca: " 'Course, could always ask an expert..." *stares at the squirrel*

squirrel witch: OwO;;;;;

Tezca: "..." *kicks the tree--and acorns fall, burying the squirrel*

squirrel witch: >A<

Tezca: "Let's have a chat, secret squirrel..." *holds up a hamster cage*

squirrel witch: QwQ;;;; (LADY LILUYE PLEASE SAVE MEEEEE!!)

Tezca: *reaches into the pile, pulling the squirrel out* "So, name?"

squirrel witch: um... *chitter* OwO;;;;

Tezca: "...Oh, hello Squeak Squeaker Squeak! I'm Tezca!" ^w^

-elsewhere-

Padma: ._.; "...It's...a little ostentatious."

misora: well i think it's super cute~

Nayumi: TwT "Yay..."

-elsewhere-

Beast: *shaking*

Meme: "Where do we hold something like this?"

kirara: *calling backup*

Anya: "...Will Esther be okay?"

kirara:...yes, she's just resting....i have to knock her out when she gets-....too intense...

Anya: O_O; "Should we be scared of her?"

kirara: she might seem over the top, but she is a good person...

Meme: "She saved us, too..."

tsugumi: *nods*

???: "Oh, there you all are."

tsugumi: mr tlipo-... um...

Tezca: *holding up a hamster cage* "We met a new friend!"

mio:....is that a squirrel?

squirrel witch: OwO;;;;

Tezca: "I think so? I can't place the species though..."

kirara:............ =_=;;;;

Tezca: "Can I keep her?"

squirrel witch: QAQ;;;;

enrique: *sniffs* D8< GAO GAO! GA-GAO!

Tezca: "Wait, for real? ...!!! I-I mean, of course! I knew that the entire time!" ^^;

tsugumi: eh?

Tezca: "Say hello to our witch!"

tsugumi: eh?

squirrel witch: TTwTT please let me out and dont hurt me?

Tezca: "I don't know~ Can we really trust--" *looks* "!!! Holy crap! You found a lion! With a boar's tusks?! And some scorpion tail!" *shoves the cage into Tsugumi's arms, walks up to the Beast* <Hello!!!>

Beast: =~= "Oh, kill me now..."

tsugumi: um i-.... ._.; um....hi?

squirrel witch: call me 'Fani'. and yes, i've heard all the jokes. =_=;

Meme: "???"

Anya: ._.; "...My sympathies."

-elsewhere-

Saria: *puts her lunch for tomorrow into the fridge* "I think that's everything."

saria's dad: glad to hear, pumpkin. *forehead kiss* you get some sleep, ok?

Saria: ^^ *nods* "Right! Night, Dad." *hug*

saria's dad: *hugs* night night, bugbear. oh, and dont forget to take your nighttime vitamins.

Saria: "Okay!" *fills up a glass of water*

-morning-

Spirit: "Izumi, time for breakfast."

izumi: kay. *streeeeetch* *YAAAAAWN*

*looks like some news alerts and text messages*

izumi: ?? *checks her phone*

Asher: [you finished soul studies homework?]

izumi: [yeah. u?]

Asher: [just done. not confident]

izumi: [understandable. if u want more tutoring hmu k?]

Asher: [k. thanx]

izumi: ....*checks alerts*

Headline: "Where has the League of Villains gone?"

izumi: *examines article*

Article: "Cases of the villains have been hard to come by. Can today's heroes actually combat this hidden threat?"

-elsewhere-

Bryn: "So my flight is in 2 days. You know what that means..."

mana:..*nods*

Bryn: *cracks her knuckles*

mana: *fighting stance*

Bryn: "..." *flinches*

mana: *charges*

Bryn: *dodges, reaching for Mana's arm*

*Mana slips out of her grip--*

Bryn: "!!!"

mana: *jumps and spin kicks*

-POW-

Bryn: *takes the hit at her gut* *coughs, knocked back*

mana: how do you like me now?

Bryn: *wipes the spit from her own mouth, smirks* "I'm gonna like it more when I knock you down."

mana: then bring it.

Bryn: *holds out both hands open, roaring as she rushes at Mana*

*grip, bear hug, still running*

mana: O-O oh shi-

Bryn: *tackles Mana into the grass*

mana: *KICK*

Bryn: "OW! Why you--" *starts swinging her fists--*

mana: OW!

Bryn: *pulls back her fist again--* *punches Mana's stomach*

mana: *HEADBUTT*

Bryn: "URK!" *knocked back*

mana: *getting up*

Bryn: *coughs* "You've been training..."

mana: yeah.

Bryn: "Let's see how long you can go..." *punches a tree, knocking down an apple*

-elsewhere-

Blair: "Hello, all~ What would you like for breakfast?"

keek: i guess some pancakes?

Blair: "Coming right up!" *twirls her finger, summoning ingredients and a skillet*

Katai: O\\\\\w\\\\\O

mrs harue: ._.;

Blair: "Pum-pum--" *POOF* *cat-shaped pumpkin-flavor pumpkins now served on plates*

keek: oh cool.

mrs harue: how festive. ^^; (even though it's springtime...)

Blair: ^w^ "Always a good time for pretty pumpkin pussy pancakes!"

Katai: .\\\\\. "...It looks too beautiful to eat."

keek: <-< (PHRASING)

Blair: *cuts some up, offers it on a fork to Katai* ^w^

Katai: "..." *passes out into his plate*

Blair: "?~"

mrs harue: ._.;;;;

-elsewhere-

Tsukiyo: *snoring, still in bed* "Zz..."

fang-hua: *YAAAAWN* *streeetch*

Tsukiyo: *groans* "Five more minutes..."

fang-hua: tsukiyo....*sighs and gets up and opens the door, letting in the morning sun*

Tsukiyo: *whines, pulls covers over her* "Too bright, Fang..."

fang-hua: ^^;

Tsukiyo: *yawns, sits up* "Hey...Sleep okay?"

fang-hua: yeah.

Tsukiyo: *stretches* "You look fine and rested...What's on the agenda?" *walks to the dresser*

fang-hua: might go for a walk around asakusa, see what's new.

Tsukiyo: "Good for patrol, too." *takes off her nightgown*

-elsewhere-

Kanin: "Good day!"

hibiki: mornin'

Zeke: "Hiya! How's your day?"

Kanin: "Just starting." ^^;

amelia: good morning.

Duncan: "Oh, Amy."

amelia:....*looks around*

Duncan: D : <

Kazue: *asleep*

Asher: *head down on the desk*

amelia: ....*shrugs and starts getting her workspace organized*

Zeke: *whispers to Axel* "She seems like the responsible sort."

axel: looks kinda tired too.

Zeke: "Huh. Lot of us seem like that...Maybe not enough sleep."

Sid: "Morning, students. Let's open our books..."

izumi: *opens to where she saved her page*

Asher: =_= *opens their book*

Sid: "Lukas, remind us what we talked about in class last time."

lukas: the different soul types, yes?

Sid: "Correct. We want to consider how there are humans, monsters, animals--"

amelia: what about different human variants? such as dokeshi, quirk users, ability users, and so on.

Sid: "Predicting whether someone has a quirk is a little harder, as that's more in the physical realm. And given the variety of Dokeshis and Abilities, we can sense qualities of their powers but not always the source..."

amelia: i see.

Sid: "For example, from soul sensing, you may even know the mood of the person you're hunting."

izumi: ...

Sid: "Therefore, you'll need to use that information to your advantage until you can learn whether they're a Dokeshi and what their condition is."

-elsewhere-

Bryn: *panting, doubled over*

mana: *wipes blood off her forehead*

Bryn: "Had enough?"

mana: g-good game...

Bryn: *nods* "Yes, it was..." *collapses*

mana: *lays down* *sigh*

Bryn: "Ow...My face hurts..."

-elsewhere-

Kid: "And this way he won't burp as much..."

felisia: *she nods*

shion: zzz

Kid: *smiles* "He seems healthy and happy."

felisia: ^^

Kid: "You'll do great. Just keep an eye on them--they can move fast." ^^;

-elsewhere-

Hyde: "And so, I will be one of your new drama teachers~"

becky: (oh boy.)

Damon: O_O; ("...This is going to end badly. And predictably.")

Hyde: "We will begin with 'Julius Caesar.'" *pulls out a dagger*

-elsewhere-

Padma: *looking around* *takes into earpiece* "Nothing unusual yet."

miwa: ok, and how's your end, serina?

serina: nayumi and i just spoke to some sisters, we havent found anything.

Nayumi: "It was fun to talk to others in disguise, though." ^^

misora: i havent found anything good yeeeeet. *texting*

52pickup: [what up?]

misora: [got any good info 4 me mr manager? <3]

52pickup: [i'm trying to get these newbies to follow directions -3- ]

misora: [oh?]

52pickup: [they are so difficult. 1 is super flirty, 1 keeps wanting to punch things]

misora: [yikes]

52pickup: [any leads at the holy c?]

misora: [not yet =3= u got anything?]

52pickup: [i know there's an underground entrance. find a way inside]

misora: [can do mr manager~<3 ]

52pickup: [thatta girl]

misora: ^^

-elsewhere-

Demongo: -~- "I'm booooooored."

tsukuyo: we'll be doing some recruiting tonight, if no one joins, you can consume them.

Demongo: >w< "YAY!"

-elsewhere-

Anya: "So, how old are you, Miss Witch?"

fani: *now in human form* my name is Fani.

Anya: "Oh, right--Fani. Um...So, age?"

fani: im fairly young by witch standards, around 47.

Meme: "Wow, looking good, ma'am!" *thumbs up*

fani: oh hey, you're that girl from earlier.

Meme: *her leg is bandaged* "Oh! I bumped into you. Sorry..."

fani: ...

Meme: "...I'm Meme, by the way."

fani: *nods*..... *she seems worried*

Anya: "What's wrong?"

fani: my teacher, lady liluye, she's probably wondering where i am and looking for me...

Meme: "...Did she make that chimera?"

fani:........*her hands shake*

Anya: "??? Miss Fani? We're only here to investigate..."

fani: i dont....want to betray her.

Meme: "How would you being here betray her?"

fani: if i tell you anything....i just cant...

Anya: "...Would your teacher be at all interested in speaking with us?"

fani: *keeping silent*

Meme: "..." *grabs Anya* "Excuse us!" ^^;

Anya: "?!" *pulled away*

fani: ......

Meme: *waves to the adults* *whispers* "What do we do?!"

kirara: hmm, seems we're backed into a corner...

Anya: "If we keep her here, her teacher will consider it a threat..."

ao: we could use her as bait?

Meme: "Really? What would her teacher do it she thought we were using her as bait? Fight us?"

ao: it's a possibility.

Tezca: "Then let's be prepared for that." *he's knitting*

-elsewhere-

Thorne: "..." *looks around* *he's in handcuffs*

shiemi: ....

Thorne: *nods to a tree* "We planted that before she was born."

shiemi: *listening*

Thorne: "...She played here...I wanted this to be hers...Teach her so much..."

shiemi: ....

Thorne: "..." *looks to the ground...gets onto his knees, starts digging with his bare hands*

shiemi: *watching for a moment, before getting down and helping him*

Thorne: *laughing while crying* "Th-Thanks..."

shiemi: *nods*

Thorne: "...Okay. That should be deep enough."

shiemi: ...

Thorne: "..." *opens the satchel* "...Rose..."

shiemi:....*saying a small prayer*

Thorne: "..." *lowers his head*

shiemi: .....

Thorne: "..." *covers the hole with the dirt again* "..."

-silence-

Thorne: *sighs* *wipes his tears* "Best to give just a bit of water..."

-elsewhere-

Liluye: *following a path, looking for clues* "..."

-there seem to be scratch marks-

Liluye: "..." ("What did they do? Did they...No. I can't let them get away with this!")

-elsewhere-

Poe: *locks the library archives door* "That should be everything..."

karl: *snoozing*

Poe: ^^ "Let's pick up the others to get home..."

-elsewhere-

Zeke: *waiting at the stairs*

hibiki: *wave*

axel: ayyy!

Zeke: "Yo! Ready to head out?"

hibiki: yep.

Zeke: "Where to?"

hibiki: lil slugger's pizza, then the park?

Zeke: "Awesome sauce! Pizza fries!"

-elsewhere-

Asher: *at the tutoring center* "Okay, I got this answer wrong. I thought weapon souls couldn't have soul perception."

izumi: i guess they can.

Asher: "Huh. Weird." *flips to the other worksheet* "And multi-weapon types--I don't get it. Can someone have 2 weapon forms at the same time?"

izumi: it has happened, some are double-bladed, others are like the nakatsukasa family.

Asher: "Hmm...Could someone summon two at the same time? Like a sword on one arm and a mace on the other arm?"

izumi: i'd have to look into it more. ^^;

Asher: "Well, if it's a challenge for you, that calms me down a bit."

izumi: *smiles* ^^;

Asher: "..." *transforms their arm into a tonfa* "I guess this is all I will do."

izumi: i guess for now, yes.

-elsewhere-

Kid: *napping*

stocking: *strokes his head*

Kid: =w= "Zzz..."

stocking: ^^

Kid: *kitten yawn*

stocking: comfy?

Kid: *affirmative mutter* "Um-hmm..."

stocking: ^^ *head pats*

Kid: =w= "This is pleasant..."

stocking: *smiles*

Kid: *yawns* "Do you feel tired?"

stocking: a little, but i'll live.

Kid: "Is this how exhausting child-rearing will be?"

stocking: i guess so, but it will be worth it.

Kid: *nods* "I hope we're half as good parents as ours..."

-elsewhere-

Daisy: "Wait, how many were in your 'Guild' before?"

louisa: certainly a lot more than there are now.

Daisy: "Huh. Who was the dorkiest in your group?"

louisa: um, well... *looks down* =///=;;

Daisy: "...Well, that answers that question." *slides a bag of chips to her* "No other nerds in your group? No one to talk about books and stuff?"

louisa: oh, poe and i do talk about books, he even writes as well, and i've actually read some of his manuscripts.

Daisy: "Emo vampire stuff?"

louisa: usually murder mysteries.

Daisy: "...Let me read one of those next time he brings it over."

louisa: well, it's....an experience. ^^;;;;

Daisy: "The kind of book that pulls you in?"

louisa: …..you could say that.

Daisy: "Got it..." *pulls out a bottle of rum from her desk drawer*

-elsewhere-

Relan: "..." *hug*

shinra: thanks rel...

Relan: *nods* "You look like you needed it..."

shinra:...*nod*

Relan: "I know it's a lot, but you need to take care of yourself, too. You ate?"

shinra: not yet today.

Relan: "Rice?"

shinra: *nods*

Relan: *smiles* "Good. And I'll see whatever leftovers the Captain made."

-elsewhere-

Ogun: "Um, Juria? You got a phone call left earlier from the 6th--"

juria: no i dont! im busy!

Pan: "YOU DO NOT LOOK BUSY, AND YOU WILL RETURN THEIR PHONE CALL!"

Ogun: ._.;

juria: *grumbles and picks up* WHAT?!

Asako: Q_Q "Um...C-Cadet? I wanted to thank you for the puppy." ^^; "They are recovering well..."

juria: O/////O ... 7///7 tch- d-dont mention it. seriously dont. =///=;;;

Asako: "Would you like me to email you photos?"

juria: !!! i-IM FINE THANKS! >/////<;;;

Ogun: .___.;

Pan: "???"

Asako: ^^; "Okay. Say bye-bye, Goldie!"

goldie: *barks*

juria: ./////////////////////.;;;;;;;; *HANGS UP* ...............YOUSAWNOTHING! *RUNS*

Ogun: "...Well, that's a new dimension to her personality."

Pan: -_-; "She should be honest with herself."

-elsewhere-

Tetsutetsu: *punching a bag* "BRING ANOTHER ONE!" *punches so hard the bag explodes into sand*

itsuka: we're going to run out of punching bags at this rate...

Tetsutetsu: "THEN HAVE SOMEONE MAKE ANOTHER ONE! Doesn't someone have that Quirk?!"

itsuka: i could ask momo.

Tetsutetsu: *quieter* "That would be lovely--thank you." ^^

-elsewhere-

Burns: *walking through the courtyard* "..."

sisters: good morning, commander.

Burns: *nods* "Sisters. Anything to report?"

sister 1: everything's normal here.

Burns: "Any visitors?" *looking at the walls*

sister 2: some of the apostles from the sun church visited earlier.

Burns: "I see...What did they want?"

sister 3: they wanted to speak with you.

Burns: *sighs* "I'll see them soon enough. I'll put in the call..."

-elsewhere-

Yohei: "Jeez, you two did a number on each other."

Bryn: *bandaged* >_>;

Helen: *shakes her head* -_-; "Unbelievable, Sis..."

mana: no holding back this time i guess. ^^;

Shotaro: "So who won?"

mana: i dont really know...

Shotaro: "Oh...So, when you going to fight again?"

mana: *glances at bryn*

Bryn: "...Rock paper scissors?"

mana: *nods*

Bryn: *starts to match with her* "Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!"

mana: *rock*

Bryn: "Paper!"

mana: ._. .... ^-^ congrats, bryn.

Bryn: "Thanks...The next time we meet, let's tag-team against someone else."

mana: sounds good.

Bryn: "Now, I sleep." *collapses onto a couch*

-elsewhere-

Zeke: *passes out the Italian ice* "Okay--the lake at the park. Mermaids, kappas, or a kraken--what you think is in there?"

axel: i did see a kappa chilling there once.

Zeke: "WOO! One-third correct!"

hibiki: so i guess lake kappa are a thing? i knew river and ocean kappa existed.

Zeke: "Ever see them?"

hibiki: my grandma once met one on a mission.

Zeke: " 'Mission'? Like a nun?"

hibiki: like a DWMA mission.

Zeke: "... ... ..." *light bulb* "HOLY MOLY!"

axel: sweet!

hibiki: yep, my gran taught me most of what i know, outside school of course.

Zeke: *shiny eyes* "Did she ever punch someone so hard they went around the world, reversing time?"

hibiki: ^^; well, that may have been an exaggeration.

Zeke: *disappointed face* Q_Q "D'aw...Was she a meister or weapon?"

hibiki: meister.

Zeke: "Neat! Who were her partners?"

hibiki: she went by the stage name 'Lady Spica', so her partner was a pistol.

axel: YOUR GRAN IS _THE_ LADY SPICA!?!

hibiki: the same.

Zeke: O_O "...WOOOOOOOOOOW..."

hibiki: i just have it in my blood to be a meister, i guess.

Zeke: "Teach us, oh meister spawn of Spica!"

hibiki: *sweatdrop*

-elsewhere-

Sakuya: "How's the clothing design going?"

naho: doing great so far.

Sakuya: *smiles* "Need any help?"

naho: just working on the final details. here's what i got so far.

-the design shows a pink chiffon underskirt under a red and light brown skirt with an alternating apple pattern. there is a yellow belt that also has strands of large yellow beads hanging off it and the top seems to still be in progress-

naho: i'm thinking of having the socks be red and white striped for a circus tend with red mary janes, and i'll have round, colorful hair ties to look like balloons.

Sakuya: "Festive. And the colors blend well."

naho: ^^ thanks, the underskirt represents cotton candy, the skirt is a caramel apple, and the belt is popcorn!

otogiri: why not go with a ringleader's top?

naho: BRILLIANT!!

Sakuya: ^^;

-elsewhere-

Motojiro: *checking homework* "Hmm..." *marks something*

ayako: *examining breads* =A= hmmmmmmm.....

Motojiro: "??? What you looking at?"

ayako: trying to determine which bread will be tastiest for my luncheon sammy.

Motojiro: "What's a 'sammy'?"

ayako: sandwich, duh! i'm going to make a peanut-nutella with marshmallow one.

Motojiro: "Oh! How 'bout honey?"

ayako: hmm, the honey bread may work.

leo: ^^;

Motojiro: "And we can hand-grind the peanuts and walnuts ourselves!"

-elsewhere-

Kanin: "..." ("I feel like someone is following me...")

amelia: ....

Kanin: ._.;;; *turns around*

amelia: i need to purchase my dinner tonight.

Kanin: "O-Oh? You haven't gotten any?"

amelia: *shakes head* after dinner, i'll head back to the school.

Kanin: " 'Back'? For extra schooling?"

amelia: ....sort of.

Kanin: "...Where do you get dinner?"

amelia: *shrug* somewhere affordable, i dont have much money on me...

Kanin: "Oh, I know a spot! It's not pricey."

amelia: really?

Kanin: *nod nod* "Great veggie platter, too. They don't have a lot of staff, but it shouldn't be long for takeout."

amelia: ok then.

Kanin: ^^ *leads the way* "What do you like to eat?"

amelia: chicken salad.

Kanin: "I heard it's really good. You like that a lot, huh?"

amelia: *nods*

-elsewhere-

genny: *shading panels*

Brother: "Yo, you're missing dinner."

genny: i'll be there in a few minutes!

Brother: "??? Don't overwork yourself."

genny: i know! *sigh* aaand... done. *phew* there, now to arrange them and send it to Fubuki-sensei.

Brother: "Email or mail?"

genny: i'll probably fax it to them as per usual.

Brother: "Okay. Then eat something before I take it all!"

genny: okay! jeez!

Brother: *small laugh as he exits the room*

mother: you two squabbling again?

Brother: "Nah, just some friendly banter."

mother: *nods*

-elsewhere-

Tezca: "...They've been quiet out there."

kirara: *uneasy*

Tezca: "..." *sighs* "I tried shining my mirror to track some people, but no luck locating this other witch."

kirara: any sign of the missing persons?

Tezca: "Funny you mention that..." *pulls out a map--of Mepphyland* "...Wait, wrong one." *pulls out a map of the city* "The mirror paths lead to this spot..." *taps a small area isolated from the rest of the city*

esther: oh!

Tezca: "We should send a few to visit..."

-elsewhere-

Asher: "I'm home..." *walks into their bedroom*

-seems cassidy isnt home yet-

Asher: "..." *sighs* *looks around*

-everything seems to be as it was-

Asher: "..." *sets down bookbag, opens a book*

-elsewhere-

Crona: *curled up under blankets* =w=

mami: *making hot cocoa*

Crona: *sniff* "Smells good..."

mami: it's just about ready.

Crona: "Yay...With marshmallows?"

mami: *nods*

Crona: =w= "Goody...I really love this."

mami: *smiles* ^^

Crona: "..." *smiles back, looking overjoyed*

mami: ^///^

Crona: *hugs her*

mami: !!!.....*hug*

Crona: "...I-I...I..."

mami: ??

Crona: "...Love."

mami: *blushing* chrona...

Crona: >\\\\< "This is really hard!"

mami: it's ok chrona, take your time. ^^;

Crona: *holds onto her* *nod nod*

mami:....*hugs* ....*soft kiss on the nose*

Crona: .\\\\. "...Thanks."

mami: ^^

Crona: "...Mami, I think the hot chocolate is done."

mami: o-oh! right!

Crona: ^^;

-elsewhere-

Iida: *smiles* "Now, then, I think we've all earned a good night's rest."

bee maid: of course sir. *bows and exits*

Iida: *checks his phone*

ochako: [how's packing? ^u^ ]

Iida: [COMPLETE! 👍 ]

ochako: [woot! \(^o^)/ ]

Iida: [How is your work progressing?]

ochako: [just about done!]

Iida: [Excellent work! We will be prepared for whatever this training throws at us!]

-elsewhere-

Padma: *looking around the corner* "..."

serina: ^^;

???: "What'cha all doin'?"

serina: !! *turns* oh!

Yotsuba: *waves* ^w^

sayu: hiya! ^^

Yotsuba: "Are you lost? I know some great local scenery in this part of town!" *holds up maps--they have glitter all over them*

sayu: oooh, cool!

serina: we were just walking around.

Yotsuba: ^w^ "Yay! Walking! What do you like most about walking? I like the feeling of bilateral movement!"

serina: well, the fresh air is quite nice, and it's actually quite good for one's health too.

Yotsuba: "And the sights! Like looking into the courtyard at the First to see all that is happening there!"

sayu: so what _is_ happening there? OuO

Yotsuba: "Well, one of the sisters watered the flowers, then Captain Fulham said this hilarious joke about--"

serina: *glance at padma* >->;;

Padma: ^^; "This is all very interesting, but we really must be going--"

Yotsuba: "Let me call you a ride!"

serina: oh, that isnt-

Yotsuba: "I can drive! I also prepared some fresh chocolate chip cookies!"

serina:...*blink*

Padma: "..." *picks up Yotsuba*

Yotsuba: OwO;

Padma: *tosses her over the wall*

serina: D8

Padma: "..." *runs away*

sayu: owo;

serina: captaaaaain waaaait!! D8>

Yotsuba: *landed on a beanbag chair that just happened to be on the other side of the wall* =w= "Aw, fancy."

-elsewhere-

Kanin: "Well, this is my stop." *stops outside an apartment* "..."

amelia: ok then. good night. *walks back towards the school*

Kanin: "...Hm. Night..."

amelia: *nods* ....

-elsewhere-

Kid: *rocking Shion*

shion: *snoozing*

felisia: *taking a nap on the couch*

Kid: *light smile, looks at Shion* ("Does look like his dad...")

shion: *YAAAAWN*

Kid: ("Wonder what his teeth will be like...Weird. And what will he sound like? Who will be his friends? And--")

stocking: *yaaawn*

Kid: *looks* *smiles*

-elsewhere-

Zeke: >w< *writing notes* "So freaking cool! Imagine the fights she saw! Did her and her weapons have matching costumes?"

hibiki: *looking up info online*

Zeke: "??? What you looking at?"

hibiki: research. also talking to gran on GB.

Zeke: OwO "..." *silent squee*

hibiki: *sweatdrop*

axel: can we watch?

Zeke: *nod nod nod*

hibiki: it's a private convo.

axel: right, right. we'll just play pokemon then.

Zeke: -3- *opens his 3DS*

-elsewhere-

Damon: "Good night, Dad."

becky: night dad.

soul: night night, kiddos. need anything before bedtime?

becky: im good.

Damon: *shakes his head* "I hope you sleep good."

soul: ok.

-elsewhere-

sonia: *walking to bed*....?? *looks inside chuuya's room*

Chuuya: *curled up, hugging a pillow*

sonia: papa?

Chuuya: "!!!" *wiping his face* "Y-Yes?"

sonia: are you alright?

Chuuya: "..." *weak smile* "Just...a little sad."

sonia:....want me to sleep here?

Chuuya: "..." *pats the bed* "Hop on in."

sonia: *climbs in and sits next to him, resting her head on his lap*

Chuuya: *strokes her hair* "Thanks, sweetie."

sonia: *nod nod*

mito: *hops up onto the bed and rests near them* *purrs*

Chuuya: *pets Mito*

mito: =w=

Chuuya: "...This is nice."

sonia: mm...

Chuuya: "...Sonia? Thanks."

sonia: your welcome, papa. love you.

Chuuya: *strokes her head* "I love you, too."

sonia: ....*closing her eyes*

Chuuya: "..." *closes his, sighs*

-silence-

Chuuya: "..." *inhales*

mito: *purrs*

Chuuya: *continues to stroke Mito's back*

-elsewhere-

Tezca: *looking outside*

kirara: anything yet?

Tezca: *shakes his head* "Just owls..."

kirara: hmm....

*sounds like a 'caw' noise outside*

kirara: ??

*looks like a bird flying overhead*

kirara:....*readies ofuda*

*the bird seems to be flying in a circle...before changing its path to form--*

Tezca: "!!!"

*the bird's flight path forms an array--that lights up the sky like fire*

tsugumi: !!!

*a wave of energy comes down in the array, striking the ground*

kirara: grk- tezca!

Tezca: *mirrors along his arms, reflecting back the energy* "Kirara! Behind me!"

kirara: right. *sends ofudas at the birds*

*some birds are caught, some claw and peck through*

Tezca: "A'ight, no one told me this was going to go full-on Hitchcock!"

tsugumi: *weapon mode*

ao: *SCYTHE BLADE SLASH*

*birds scatter, except for one hawk, which stays perched on a branch*

Hawk: "..."

fani: !!! lady liluye!!

Liluye: "Fani...Why are you with them?"

fani: i was captured by the bear!

Liluye: "..." *glances*

Tezca: "..." *waves*

Liluye: "...That's an ape in a bear head."

Tezca: "APOLOGIZE TO ENRIQUE!"

enrique: GAO! >3<

Liluye: "Silly people...Fani, come."

fani: *tries to run*

esther: *grabs her by the neck* i think not~ ^^

Liluye: "..." *shrieks, assuming full witch form* "She is not involved in this! Let her go, now!"

esther: so you're the one behind the chimera attacks, i take it~?

fani: *shaking with fear*

Liluye: "And I trust it is you who took it?"

esther: so what if we are? the fact is you've been endangering the residents of salem, right? ^^

Liluye: "Like humans endangered witches."

tsugumi: isnt there a way we can resolve this peacefully?

kirara:.....

esther: unfortunately, it's a bit too late for that, given the dead bodies you've hidden away.

tsugumi: ....

fani: we had our reasons!

Anya: "Enlighten us..."

fani: humans killed innocent witches for years out of hate, when we did nothing to them! humanity is the enemy! and any witch who says otherwise is either a traitor or a coward!

Meme: "..." *shaking*

esther: even though it was witches who experimented on humans and created demon weapons?

fani: dont you lump us in with the heretic gorgons!

Meme: "Or possessed us...Possessed me...Took away...everything..."

mio: *holding meme* it's ok meme, she's not here, you're safe.

Meme: "This isn't right, though...We don't want to hurt you! We want you to stop hurting innocent people!"

Liluye: "Innocent..." *holds up a hand with talons along it* "I see no one innocent here..."

tsugumi: (damn, no getting through to her...)

Liluye: "One more warning: release Fani, or I kill..."

Anya: "...!" *shakes--as an energy is around her*

Liluye: "That one."

tsugumi: anya!

Anya: "I-I can't move!" *trying to shift--before the energy pulls her up, slamming her into the tree branches* "URK!"

esther: well, the crime must be punished, so it's either the young witch's life, or yours~

fani: NO PLEASE!

Liluye: "...I get no enjoyment from this. Neither of us is dying today, Fani. But there will be blood."

*birds fly at Esther's head*

esther: *BLOCKS* *vicious grin*

Liluye: *glowers* "Insane..." *removes a feather from her hair, writing through the air, forming an array that reaches for Esther--and seems to encircle her*

esther: well, this is troubling.

kirara: !!! *sending ofuda at liluye*

Liluye: *ducks* "Magic?"

kirara: i suppose one could call it that. they're mostly used for sealing.

ao: indeed. *pulls out her own ofuda*

Liluye: "!!!"

ao: ha!

Liluye: *frozen*

fani: lady liluye!!

*the energy fades from Esther*

esther: aw...

Anya: *the energy fades from her--as she starts to fall* "!!!" *grabs onto a branch, hanging on* "Ah...Pfew."

tsugumi: anya! are you ok?

Anya: "Oh, you know...Hanging in there..." *worried laugh, as she swings on the branches before landing back on the ground*

Liluye: "..." *smiles faintly*

*the ground shakes*

tsugumi: !!!!!

*a giant clawed arm breaks through the ground, grabbing both of Kirara's ankles*

kirara: ??!!? what the hell?!

*a beak-face with multiple eyes pops out--it's another chimera!*

kirara: !!!!

*more arms pop up out of the ground, revealing more chimeras, all growling and hissing*

tsugumi: HOLY SHIT!

*there are 7 chimeras, all of different shapes, sizes, and forms--howling, shrieking, and rushing at the DWMA members*

tsugumi: *slicing at them*

esther: *attacking* *manic grinning*

*an elephantine chimera wraps a trunk around Enrique's torso*

enrique: *PUNCH PUNCH*

Tezca: "Let go of my friend!" *shines light into the chimera's eyes--blinding and singing their skin*

Elephantine Chimera: *TRUNK-TOOT, before it collides back into a tree*

Liluye: "Fani! Run!"

fani: *making a break for it*

Meme: "!!! Fani! No!"

Liluye: *summoning a bird to pick at the ofuda*

fani: *stops, her legs shaking*

Meme: "You _can't_ want this! ...I lost my parents because of _one_ witch! Not all witches--one! I lost so much because of her...Do you want to do that to someone else?"

fani: ....i have to help her, she's the only family i have left!

Meme: "Then help us convince her! We don't want--"

*SLICE*

Meme: "..." *collapses*

Liluye: *standing over Meme* "..."

mio: .......*blade arms and attacks, screaming with tears in her eyes* I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!

Liluye: *claws out* "Not now..."

mio: *attacking and screaming*

fani: *shaking, unsure what to do*

Liluye: *dodges, shifting between humanoid and bird form to avoid the slices*

Meme: *she's bleeding out, unconscious*

mio: *hammer arm, swinging*

tsugumi: !!!! meme! *trying to stop the bleeding*

Liluye: "!!!" *flies to the treetop*

fani: (what do i do? what do i do?? i cant betray her....she saved me after my parents were killed. i owe her that much......but.....)

tsugumi: you're going to be ok, meme!

fani:......

Liluye: *passes through trees, trying to evade Mio's swings*

mio: dont you fucking think you can get away with this you bitch!!!

fani:......*bites her lip* please forgive me. *runs to meme*

Liluye: "One more dead human. Truly, a tragedy compared to the countless sisters I have lost to your kind..."

mio: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!

*the chimera seem to be keeping the others busy--but two seem to be missing...*

esther: *ripping apart one chimera, it's blood splattering all over her as she laughs like mad*

kirara: (come on, please keep it together-)

Liluye: "...Truly, your kind is so responsible--"

*TWACK*

Liluye: *in bird form, knocked down by a mirror*

mio: *SLASHING*

Meme: "...Tsu..."

tsugumi: come on meme, dont die-

Meme: *choking*

fani: *kneeling near meme* ....*summons glowing green vines that wrap around meme's wounds*

Tezca: *cut up* OwO; "...Let's put the sharp stuff away..." *picks up Liluye's unconscious bird body by the wing from the ground*

Meme: "..." *sharp inhale and gasp*

mio: give her to me, i'm going to fucking cut her to pieces!!!

Tezca: "...Then what?"

-the vines seem to be healing the cuts-

mio: i-...i-....*she's shaking and crying*

Tezca: "..." *cups the bird, drops it into Enrique's hands* "Put her in the cage, buddy..." *hugs Mio*

mio: m-meme-

Meme: "Mio..."

mio: !!!!! *turns*

Meme: *she's wrapped up like a glowing green mummy* "...Am I radioactive now?"

fani: s-sorry! *the vines vanish*

tsugumi: how do you feel, meme?

Meme: *exhale* *catching her breath* "I-I don't know? Um, my mouth tastes like wood...Yuck."

mio: *TIGHT HUG*.....you idiot.....dont ever....ever get killed again like that.....*she's sobbing*

Meme: "..." *sobbing too* "MIO!" *hug*

tsugumi:....*sigh and sad smile*

fani:....

Meme: "..." *pulls back, holds onto Mio while taking Fani's hand*

fani: !!!!

mio:....7///7; t-thanks....for saving my girlfriend's life...

Meme: *nod nod* T~T "I was going to die! And you saved me!"

fani: ....it was nothing, really.....

Liluye: "Fani! Get away from them!" *beating against the cage--as it just keeps glowing and knocking her back*

esther: *still brutalizing chimeras and laughing*

fani: lady liluye!

Tezca: "Call off the chimeras, ma'am--you're both about done tonight."

kirara: san-nee-sai-na-men-go! *tosses ofuda at esther, causing her to faint*

Liluye: "...Let Fani go--"

Tezca: "TELL THE CHIMERA TO STOP BEFORE I DONATE YOU TO AN AVIARY!!!"

fani: please, dont kill her! *she's crying*

Liluye: "...Fani, are you safe?"

fani: i-i think so....

Liluye: "..." *closes her eyes...before letting out an ear-piercing shriek*

Anya: "AH!" *covers her ears*

tsugumi: AH!!

Meme: *grimaces*

*the chimera all fall down*

Liluye: "There. I--"

Tezca: *collapses* XwX

Liluye: *the cage falls with her in it--knocking her out again*

fani: !!! *running to the cage, trying to open it*

*the cage opens easily*

fani: come on, lets-

Anya: "Hold it right there!"

fani: !!!! *holding the bird close to her*

Anya: "You have a lot to answer for!"

Meme: "..."

fani: do what you want to me, but please, dont kill lady liluye..

Anya: "...Miss Kirara, can you have them placed into an anti-magic jail cell?"

kirara:....very well then.

ao: tsugumi are you alright?

tsugumi: i-i think so... *her ears are bleeding a bit*

Meme: "!!! Tsugumi!"

tsugumi: ?? *touches her ear* oh that doesnt look good.

ao: come inside, we'll get the med kit!

Anya: D :

kirara:.....*sigh*

-elsewhere-

yana: *laying on the roof* .......

Ivan: *preparing snacks in the kitchen*

lydia: she still hasnt come down yet.

Ivan: "Hmm...A lot is on her mind. She needs proper nutrition, too."

lydia: .....she is a partial clone of fyodor, right?

Ivan: "...Yes." >w< "Our own pride and joy, formed from his divine perfection~"

lydia: *sweatdrop* riiiight....but one thing does bother me....just what did he use as the DNA input? i'm almost afraid to know.

Ivan: "..." >w> "I'm sure only the best parts of him~"

lydia: that's...

Ivan: "His very essence: his blood."

lydia: oh. i see. (thank god, last thing i need to think about is my boss's-.....*CRINGE*)

Ivan: *thinking about his boss's--*SQUEE*

zoey: ......i'm going to make him a sandwich and put my blood into it so he may consume me.

lydia: dont.

Ivan: <YOU DISGUSTING WELP! Your behavior sickens me!>

elizaveta: *coloring, blissfully unaware of the nonsense behind her*

Gogol: *adjusting his mask*

-morning-

Zeke: "Heard we'd be getting a guest teach today."

axel: sweet!

Asher: "Hope it's someone knowledgeable..."

Duncan: "Pfft! This is the DWMA! Only the best are permitted to educate tomorrow's youth in the ways of--"

lei-lei: *CHOP* it'll be exciting to meet some new people! ^^

Kanin: ^^; "Morning, Amelia, Genny."

genny: *yaaaawn* g-good...morning...

amelia: *nods*

tsubaki: good morning, everyone.

izumi: oh! g-good morning, miss tsubaki!

Asher: "..."

Zeke: "Wow!"

axel: who's the other dude?

Black Star: "HA HA HA! Yes, it is I--the Almighty God of Assassins, Black Star!"

axel:....looks more like blue if y'ask me...

hibiki: *sweatdrop*

Black Star: *already grabbing Axel by the collar* "You want a time-out, newbie?!"

tsubaki: it's ok, black*star, it was a simple misunderstanding. ^^;

axel: QAQ;;;;;;

Zeke: Q_Q "Hey! Let him go!"

Black Star: "..."

Zeke: ._.; "P-Please?"

Black Star: "..." *sets Axel down*

tsubaki: ^^; i apologize for that, he can be a bit intense. ^^;

Kazue: "Zzz..."

preston: mah, mah, he's quite ah bit laihk yafeu.

Yafeu: "...I FEEL INSULTED SOMEHOW!"

Black Star: ^^# "Now who's ready to learn the art of assassinating?!

lukas: a-a-assassinating? ._.;;;;;

Kazue: "Zzz..." *holds up a sign: 'Already know it'*

amelia: will we be learning how to sneak into locations and poison people? and are we assassinating persons such as criminals and corrupt politicians?

izumi: 0-0;

Black Star: "HA HA HA! There's nothing to fear--because I am the best at it! A ninja is stealthy--"

Kazue: *sign: "You're loud"*

Black Star: "Resourceful--"

Kazue: *'Super loud'*

Black Star: "Badass--"

Kazue: *'How many souls did you collect again?'*

Black Star: *shaking Kazue* "SHUT THE HELL UP!"

Kazue: "Zzz..."

tsubaki: *chop* black*star, down. remember what i told you this morning about showing a good example.

Asher: "...Yeah, I don't think we're learning about poisons. Or much today."

Black Star: >~< "Okay...You talk."

tsubaki: ^^;

hibiki: soooo...we're going to be learning what again today?

Zeke: "I think covert ops." *raises his hand* "Miss Tsubaki, how do you stake out a target?"

-elsewhere-

Meme: *shirt pulled up, exposing her back* "How bad is it?"

kirara: ....

tsugumi: at least the bleeding stopped, right?

Meme: "..." *nods, looking downcast*

mio:....*holds her hands*

Meme: *sniffs, nods*

-elsewhere-

Rin: "Well, plant clean-up is now done!" *sits back in his chair* "Time for a break."

*he's in the classroom*

Yukio: "..." *slaps down make-up work* "You missed these."

Rin: O_O "!"

izumo: ._.;

Bon: "...Shit."

Shima: "Who wants to do my homework for me~?"

-elsewhere-

Magaki: *holds up an Occult Club poster* "How's this?"

rowena: it looks lovely!

alice: *thumbs up*

Magaki: *nods* "Thank you. I'll hang it up..." *but the bulletin board is already full* "..."

rowena: maybe tape it on the wall?

Magaki: *nods* *takes tape out of their arts-and-crafts tote--and taped* "...I hope that's not against the rules."

alice: people put posters on the wall all the time.......so it's not like......a new thing.

Magaki: "...Given the strictness of some rules here, I wasn't sure..."

-elsewhere-

Tezca: "And how are you two doing~?"

Liluye: -_- "Fine, all things considered. Except..." *she's stuck in bird form*

fani: .......

Tezca: "Side effect of the magic dampener..." *takes a seat* "Meme passes along her thanks for healing her."

fani: *gulps* ......*her hands tremble*

Tezca: "...What do you think will happen next to you two?"

fani:...........

Tezca: "...How many did you two kill?"

fani: *looking away*

Liluye: "Do you want us to beg for your forgiveness?"

Tezca: "...You know that those wanted by Lord Death may be executed for their crimes."

fani: please.....dont kill her....

Liluye: "Fani, be quiet."

Tezca: "Not up to me, kid--up to Lord Death."

fani:..........

Tezca: "Some punishment has to be made--we'll see when we get to Death City."

fani:.........

Liluye: "You will not kill us--you won't get away from this!"

kirara: ...*sigh*

Tezca: *laughs* "So, one kills, one heals, huh? Well, I'll leave you to chat..." *gets up to leave*

Liluye: "Ignore this fool...We'll survive this."

-elsewhere-

Dazai: "You back?"

kirako: yeah.

Dazai: "How'd it go?"

kirako: it went well.

Dazai: *sighs* "That's a relief."

kirako: .... ^^

Dazai: "I was prepping lunch--any cravings?"

-elsewhere-

Anya: *kicking a rock*

ao: ....are you feeling well?

Anya: "I'm fine...Just annoyed."

ao: is it about last night?

Anya: "...We almost lost Meme, Tsugumi was injured."

ao: ...it was frightening.

Anya: "To say the least...Those chimeras dead, Miss Esther rampaging..."

ao: and mio going berserk....

Anya: "...Are we ready for these kinds of missions if we can't stay in control?"

ao: ...we're still students. we're still learning.

Anya: "..." *sighs* "Right."

-inside-

mio: ......

Meme: "..." *hug*

mio:....*rests her head near meme's chest* i just...want to hear your heartbeat for a while....

Meme: *nods* *strokes her head*

mio:....you're here.....you're ok......you're breathing.....

Meme: *small laugh--before a slight cringe* "Y-Yeah..."

mio:....i love you.

Meme: "I love you, too."

mio:....*closing her eyes* .....

Meme: *holds her close*

mio:...im sorry....for not being able to protect you better....

Meme: "...I'm sorry I didn't pay better attention. I'm sorry..."

mio: ....mm...

Meme: "Let's both get better, for each other."

mio:....right...

Meme: *holds her, strokes her back, hums*

-elsewhere-

Kid: "Anything you want us to do before we take off?"

felisia: i think i'll be alright. if we need anything, we'll call you.

stocking: *nods* bye shion. *waves* ^^

Kid: *smiles*

shion: *reaching* baba!

Kid: "Looks like you made a great impression on him."

stocking: ^^

Kid: "Until next time, Shion." *waves*

stocking: *smiles*

Kid: *looks at Stocking* ("...Perfect.")

stocking: ^^

Kid: *holds her hand*

stocking: love you~

Kid: "Love you, too."

stocking: should we pick something up for the others for when we get back?

Akitaru: "No luck scoping out the First?"

serina: nothing much so far.

Padma: "Sorry, it was my fault. They got too close."

Akitaru: "Well, if it's nothing unusual, I'm sure we'll learn something in time. Thanks."

serina: *nods*

-elsewhere-

Zeke: *not eating his lunch* "They were so cool! It's amazing to hear instruction from such a versatile weapon!"

Kanin: ^^;

Kazue: "Zzz..." *holds up a sign* "She had more to say in fewer words than he did."

izumi: it was nice to talk to them again. ^^

Asher: "Hmm...You talked to them much before joining the DWMA?"

izumi: sometimes....they were friends of my sister's....

Asher: "...Ah."

izumi:...*sigh*

Asher: "..." *pat pat*

izumi:...remember that question you asked about the gorillaz a while back?

Asher: "..." *nods*

izumi: well, my sister's partner's adopted son's name is damon. weird coincidence, huh?

Asher: "...Heh. That's surprising."

izumi: yeah....*wipes her eyes*

Asher: "...I'm sorry."

izumi: t-thanks....

Asher: *nods* "Don't mention it...Just know that...um...Well...You're with friends."

izumi: right...*smiles*

Asher: "..." *small smile*

-elsewhere-

Bryn: *outside airport security* "You take care of yourself." *fist bumps with Mana*

mana: you too. ^^

Bryn: *smiles--then hugs Helen and the kids* "Love you."

helen: love ya too, sis. ^^

Bryn: *sniffs, pat pat* "How 'bout a hug, kids?"

-elsewhere-

Tezca: "How's Esther holding up?"

kirara: ....she's resting...

Tezca: "Hmm...Think she's going to be in control when she wakes?"

kirara: yes...she usually is after i calm her down....

Tezca: "Sorry--I know that was a hell of a fight."

kirara: *nods*

Tezca: "Can't help but worry whether she's getting worse..."

kirara:................

Tezca: "...Maybe need a stronger treatment..."

kirara:....*nods*

-elsewhere-

Kanin: *picking out library books* "This one may be good to read..."

genny: *doing some reading*

Kazue: *perched on the banister, reading a manga*

Kanin: *brings a stack of books to a table, sits across from Genny*

genny: !!! *looks back down at her book, hiding her face behind it*

Kanin: *not noticing, as he's taking notes about a book...taps his pencil on his chin*

genny: (OH FRICK MY CRUSH IS SITTING ACROSS FROM ME RIGHT NOW! THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THAT HAPPENS IN SHOUJO MANGA! THAT'S NOT EVEN MY MAIN GENRE!!!)

Kanin: "Genny, could you--"

genny: I WASNT STARING AT ANYTHING!

Kanin: "...lend me...a sheet of notebook paper?"

genny:....oh. here. *hands it to him*

Kanin: ^w^ "Thanks!" *his hand just brushes hers as he takes it*

genny: *PARALYZED*

Kanin: *seems not to notice, is writing notes*

Kazue: "..." *rubs their chin* ("Interesting...")

genny: (OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK THAT WAS WAY TOO REAL FOR ME! i think i'm gonna pass out) *FAINTS*

Kanin: "?!" *finally notices* "Oh no!"

genny: *muttering nonsensical words*

Kanin: "..." *nudge*

genny: ororororororo.... (my first crush is a fucking wolfman. does this make me a furry?)

Kanin: "Genny? Do you need the infirmary?"

genny: yes that would be lovely this time of year thank you kindly for your service.

Kanin: "??? Um..." *picks her up in his arms*

genny: O////////////////////O (i think i just had a stroke and died.)

Kanin: *carries her to the infirmary*

Kazue: "..." ("...HA!")

genny: (i think i'm having an out of body experience)

Kanin: "Don't worry--Miss Naigus should have a bed set aside or something to let you rest, maybe medicine..."

-elsewhere-

Hibana: "We're going to need a lot of help to get this Fashion Show back on track..."

mikami: yes ma'am.

Hibana: "I was thinking of recruiting some at the Academy--maybe someone there knows woodworking, set-building..."

ryuuko: we could ask someone from the woodshop club.

Hibana: "Make it so."

ryuuko: yes ma'am.

Hibana: "Also, I heard from Iris the Eighth returned--but none of them have contacted me. Any updates?"

mikami: nothing i'v heard yet. maybe i'll talk to shinra tonight and see what's up.

Hibana: "That would be helpful." *smiles, snaps her fingers* "Well, I'm off to my next appointment. Keep up the good work!"

-elsewhere-

Anya: *kicking at rocks*

tsugumi: hey anya. i got you some snacks.

Anya: "..." *nods* "Thank you."

tsugumi: *smiles* ....you seemed like you needed a pick-me-up.

Anya: "...I'm sorry."

tsugumi: ??

Anya: "You shouldn't have been injured like that."

tsugumi: oh, i'm fine, really!

Anya: "Your ears?"

tsugumi: oh, right. miss kirara helped take care of them, but on the bright side, my hearing isnt too damaged.

Anya: "..." *nods* "That's really good news." *weak smile*

tsugumi:.....*hug*

Anya: "..." *sighs, rests*

ao: *watching from the window* ........*turns away and walks further into the house*

-elsewhere-

Zeke: "M-Miss Tsubaki?" *he's holding a small notebook*

tsubaki: hmm? yes?

Zeke: *holds up the notebook* "COULD I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!" >\\\\<

tsubaki: oh, um. sure. *takes the notebook and signs it, with both an english and japanese signature*

Zeke: OwO "...THANK YOU!" *takes the notebook and runs*

tsubaki: ^^;

axel: 'scuse me, mr star? can you sign mine?

Black Star: "Yes! Anything for my fans!" *draws a giant star with "Black Star" forming out of it* "Biggest autograph there is!"

axel: sweeeeeeet!

Black Star: "YAHOO! Another satisfied fan!"

-elsewhere-

Tsukiyo: *hands the ball to a child* "Here you go! Be careful not to get it on the roof again."

boy: thank you, miss bunny!

Tsukiyo: "D'aw, you're welcome." ^w^

fang-hua: *smiles*

Tsukiyo: "Hey, Fang-Hua!" *hops over* "How was your patrol?"

fang-hua: pretty good. i got some ohagi for the road. want one?

Tsukiyo: "Um, yes!" *takes one* *NOM*

fang-hua: ^^;

Tsukiyo: "So good!" *she has a bit on her cheeks*

fang-hua: *offers napkin*

Tsukiyo: "Thankee~" *wipes* "So, what're we up to this evening?"

-elsewhere-

Gin: "How are you feeling?"

naoya: *groans* hangovers are a bitch. =~=

Gin: *pours black coffee* "I know." *passes it to her*

naoya: *sips* ah....so how's akuta?

Gin: "...It's been 6 months."

naoya: ....

Gin: "I'm worried what he might do."

naoya: it's understandable, but that doesnt mean we havent gotten our share of blood on our hands as well...

Gin: *nods* "This is different, though. He made an abrupt change in behavior--what if this turn back to killing is also exaggerated?"

naoya: .....im not sure....

Gin: "Then there's the promise the Tiger made to him."

naoya: that too.....

Gin: "He's been locked up in his room."

naoya: ....want me to try and talk to him or...?

Gin: "When you feel better--you take care of yourself first."

naoya: *nods* right.

Gin: *sighs* "Let me cook something up. Anything you want?"

naoya: im down for whatever.

Gin: "Some eggs and sausage, then." *turns on the stove*

-elsewhere-

Yotsuba: "And then she tossed me onto the most comfortable bean bag in the most comfortable garden under the most comfortable tree!" ^w^

Burns: "..."

dia:....<how does she even exist?>

Burns: "Thank you. I do wonder why anyone would be awkwardly visiting the First..." *looks at Dia, as if to warn her to be careful what she says*

dia: ....

Burns: "That'll be all, Yotsuba."

Yotsuba: "Okay! I'll get back to putting together our First Brigade Friendship Quilt!" *gets up to leave--glitter follows her*

dia:.....*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

Burns: *closes the door* "I see someone else is interested in what is happening here...This isn't good."

dia: what do we do then?

Burns: "...I'm going to meet with the Church tomorrow. You will act like nothing is wrong--put the recruits through basic training."

dia: right.

Burns: *sighs* "Not looking forward to this talk."

-elsewhere-

Tetsuda: *sets snacks and drinks onto a tray, walks to her*

aimi: hi daddy! ^^

Tetsuda: "Hey! Hungry, sweetie?"

aimi: yep! i did my condition today, did you hear it? ^^

Tetsuda: "Sure did! It was pretty."

aimi: ^^

Tetsuda: "After snacks, want to go for a walk?"

aimi: ok!

Tetsuda: "Okay--maybe to the park."

-elsewhere-

Meme: *knocks* "Miss Esther?"

esther: come on in, dear. ^^

Meme: *pops her head in* "Are you okay?"

esther: i'm quite alright, thank you. and yourself?

Meme: "Recovered, mostly." ^^; "You were...really something out there."

esther: *chuckles* i supposed i got a bit carried away again. ^^; i get so excited that the events of what happens just slip my mind.

Meme: "Has it always been like this?"

esther: hmmmm. im not sure. ^^

Meme: "Does it scare you?"

esther: not really. because i always turn out just fine when i wake up.

Meme: "...Your meister really cares about you."

esther: indeed. she often is doting on me and making sure i'm alright.

Meme: "You were classmates?"

esther: i just know that we've known each other a long time.

Meme: "...I see..." ^^; "Want me to get you anything to eat or drink?"

esther: some coffee would be nice.

Meme: "You got it!" *walks away* "..." ("Her memories...")

-elsewhere-

Backdraft: *forms a barrier* "Please back up, citizen."

person: *doing so*

Backdraft: *calls to other heroes* "How's it going?!"

kamui woods: i'm in pursuit now.

*it sounds like thundering footsteps*

kamui woods: took you long enough!

Mount Lady: "Oh, I'm sorry--I was just DROP KICKING A GIANT OUT OF TOWN! What were you doing?!"

kamui woods: -_-;

villain: *still running*

kamui woods: *sends vines at them*

villain: O_O;;

-LE TOSS-

villain: AIIIEEE!!!

Mount Lady: *runs* "Pop fly!" *reaches like a baseball player to catch*

villain: OwO;; meep.

Mount Lady: *holds them in one hand, holds them to her eye level* "Hey. Ready to go to prison now?"

villain: am i about to get squished now?

Mount Lady: "??? No, because I'm a hero!"

villain: so will you let me go then? OwO

Mount Lady: "Woods, you got handcuffs on you? Villain here wants me to put them down."

kamui woods: *nods*

villain: QwQ;;

-elsewhere-

Honenuki: *reading a poster* " 'Occult Club.' Huh."

reiko: this is relevant to my interests.

Honenuki: "Hey, go to it--enjoy."

reiko: ok.

-elsewhere-

Tetsutetsu: *takes out a tray of cookies from an oven* "...These look done enough?"

itsuka: looks good.

yui: *signing* <best to let them cool first>

Tetsutetsu: "Right!" *sets them onto the rack but turns off the oven* "Woo! Can't wait to bite into them..."

itsuka: ^^

-elsewhere-

Ashi: "Okay, commencing 'Mail Cart Ride' Attempt 42..."

mono: is this even a good idea?

Ashi: "42nd time's the charm!" ^^

Zuno: "I thought this was the first try?"

-elsewhere-

chie: *doing some grocery shopping*

toru: *in the cart's baby seat, sucking on his pacifier*

Yohei: "We got enough?"

chie: i think so.

Yohei: "Cool. Anything we should get for the kiddos?"

chie: some more cereal might help, also hot pockets

Yohei: "Got it...Hope they're behaving..." *pulls down a box of cinnamon cereal*

-elsewhere-

Paku: "How's makeup work going?"

izumo: so exhausted....im gonna die.

Paku: ^^; "Not from this..." *picks up a homework assignment* "...Oh. This does look tough."

izumo: *sigh* these exams are gonna be killer, i swear...so, what's new with you?

Paku: "Still studying, too..." >w>

izumo: ah... 7-7 did anything happen with godaiin or...?

Paku: >\\\w\\\<; "N-Nothing...Just dating."

izumo: *ALMOST FALLS OUT OF HER SEAT* great for you. .w.;

Paku: "Thanks!" ^\\\\^"...So...How is _your_ love life?"

izumo: EW! BON'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND! DON'T BE GROSS! >3<

Paku: "...I didn't say 'Bon.'"

izumo: 0_0 ..... *forced laughter* g-good! because he totally isnt my boyfriend, and likely never will be! im not dating anyone, and even if i _were_, it sure wouldnt be him! hahahaha! OwO;;;;

Paku: "..." >w> "Oooooooookay." *regal laugh*

izumo: hahaha..ha..haaaaaaaaa........... .W.;;;;;;;

Paku: "...You okay?"

izumo: never better. *picks up her drink...and pours it over her own head*

Paku: O_O; "...Izumo? Y-You're supposed to drink through your mouth?"

izumo: oh right. nighty night. *FAINTS* OwO

boy: i think kamiki just short-circuited.

Paku: D:> "MEDIC!"

-elsewhere-

Wes: *tosses the ball to Ghost Dog*

ghost dog: *chasing it* OwO

Patty: "Go, doggy, go!" *watering the Oasis seeds*

-nice catch-

Wes: "Good boy! Bring it back..."

ghost dog: *does so*

Wes: *takes the ball, tosses it again*

Patty: *writes something into a 'plant journal'*

-elsewhere-

Takehisa: *stirring cake batter* "We'll need more frosting..."

iris: want some of us to go to the store?

Takehisa: "Yes. See if you can make a training exercise out of it..."

iris: *nods*

Vulcan: *walking by* "And remember, Yuu: air bags make most things better."

yuu: *nods*

iris: hey vulcan, yuu, do you want to help me pick up some groceries?

Vulcan: "Oh, sure. I needed more soda."

-elsewhere-

Kanin: "Will she be alright, Nurse?"

nygus: she'll be just fine. just passed out from nerves. a bit of rest will do her some good.

Kanin: *sighs* "That's a relief." ^^; "I also wanted to tell you: Nakatsukasa and Black Star did great leading class."

nygus: glad to hear that. *she smiles*

Kanin: *smiles back* "Well, I'm going to head out. I hope Genny feels better..."

nygus: she will soon.

Kanin: *nods* "Thanks. Have a good day!"

-elsewhere-

Liluye: "What are you going to do with us?"

kirara: report you to lord death, then he will decide which action to take.

Liluye: "Tch..." *pecks at a pile of seeds*

-elsewhere-

Jacqueline: "I'm home." *takes off her shoes*

kim: welcome back! ^^

Jacqueline: *smiles* "Good to see you..." *hug* "How was work?"

kim: pretty busy with cleaning up.

Jacqueline: "Ah...About the same--only fewer animals." *grabs an apron* "What you thinking for dinner?"

kim: i was thinking gratin, you?

Jacqueline: "Oh, good choice! Which cheeses?"

-elsewhere-

sonia: *walking through the halls*

Tachihara: *polishing a set of knives*

sonia: .....

Tachihara: *admires himself in the reflection, fixing his hair--then spots--* "Oh, hey, kiddo."

sonia:.....*nods*

Tachihara: "...Want to play with knives?"

sonia: i dont think that's a good idea.

Tachihara: "Oh. Well, I played when them when I was your age, and I--"

{Child Tachihara: *bleeding from his fingers* QwQ}

Tachihara: "..." *puts the knives away*

sonia: *pap pap* smart move.

Tachihara: ^^; "Your dad would probably kill me anyway...Want to play cards?"

sonia: sure. go fish or texas hold'em?

Tachihara: "Hold'em!"

sonia: ok

Tachihara: *cuts the deck* "How's Kajii's class going?"

sonia: pretty good.

Tachihara: *passes the cards* "He giving you a test or something?"

sonia: *shrug*

Tachihara: "Did he blow anything up?"

sonia: ...i still have problems relating to other kids. i know i complain about this a lot, but it's true.

Tachihara: "...I mean, you aren't like other kids, now are you?"

sonia:.......no....i'm not.....

Tachihara: "So it'd make sense you have problems relating to kids. Hell, it's not like everyone in this world gets along."

sonia:......

Tachihara: *studying his cards* "What even is normal? Abilities are weird, and they seem to adjust."

sonia: i guess....

Tachihara: "...Anything you're doing in class that leaves you thinking you're 'weird'?"

sonia: i guess i just know more than the other kids sometimes. im not trying to brag about that, so i just try to keep quiet...

Tachihara: "Huh...You ever ask your dad about 'skipping a grade' or tutoring?"

sonia: not really...i dont want to offend him or mr kajii.

Tachihara: "Aw, shoot! I've seen Chuuya handle worse news. And Kajii isn't going to be offended--unless you talk shit about lemons or something."

sonia: *faint smile* .....i havent seen uncle ryuu today, is he sick again?

Tachihara: "..." O_O; "Um...Yeah, sure."

sonia: oh...

-elsewhere-

Dabi: -_-# "That scorpion and her maid...Annoying."

tomura: they piss me off. but that plush doll pisses me off even more.

banshee: ...

Dabi: "At least you can shove the plush into the freezer--that shuts him up, even if it doesn't kill him."

-elsewhere-

Poe: *hug*

lana: ^///^

Poe: "How was work, love?"

lana: it went well, had some new guests come in.

Poe: "Oh? Anyone surprising?"

lana: there were these five people that were rather odd. ^^; but they seemed harmless enough.

Poe: "??? Odd? In Death City?"

lana: *chuckles* good point. ^^;

Poe: ^^;; "I think it's my turn to cook. I hope it'll be tasty."

-elsewhere-

Gopher: *folding an origami crane* "Like so..."

kotone: oh!

Gopher: *tugs on a wing, imitating a small cawing sound*

kotone: ah! it spoke!

Gopher: ^w^ "Ready to try?"

-elsewhere-

Dumas: *reclining in a bathtub* "Ah..."

marquis: *in the other room, moaning* ahh~<3

Dumas: -_-; *slinks down into the water, bubbling with his lips on the water*

haydee: *rests her head on the tub's edge* *whine*

Dumas: ^^; *pets her head*

haydee: ^w^

Dumas: "Who's a good girl?" *scratches behind her ears*

haydee: ^w^ *tail wags*

man: who's a naughty boy~?

marquis: i-i am! >///<

Dumas: O_O;;;

haydee: =_=

Dumas: -_-# *sighs* "So annoying..."

-elsewhere-

Kyoka: "It's okay--you can come out now."

sylvia: *peeeeeeks*

Kyoka: *smiles, waves*

sylvia:....*walks over gingerly*

Kyoka: "Feel okay?"

sylvia: *nods*

atsushi: this looks great, kyouka. ^^

Kyoka: "Thank you. I think the tarts turned out well."

-elsewhere-

Tanizaki: *walks in carrying groceries* "Sis?"

naomi: welcome back! *she's in the middle of reading...*

Tanizaki: "Hey! What you up to?" *starts putting food into the fridge*

naomi: just some educational reading.

-it's a BL doujinshi-

Tanizaki: ._.; "...'Kay...Learn anything?"

naomi: DaiTen is delish~<3

Tanizaki: O_O;; "...Is that a word?"

naomi: yes.

Tanizaki: "...'Kay. Well, dinner should be finished in, um, 30 minutes?" ^^;

naomi: sounds good. ^^

-elsewhere-

Daisy: *soaked* -_-# *holds up a cleaned Toby* "I'm done washing your rodent. He was difficult."

louisa: thank you, although foxes are actually canines, not rodents.

Daisy: "I'm gonna call this little shit who got me soaked what the fuck I feel like."

Toby: Q_Q

-elsewhere-

Gogol: >_> "..." <_< "..."

-seems clear-

Gogol: "..." *walks with his back to the wall, slinking slowly*

ayla: what are you doing?

Gogol: "!!!" *puts a finger over his lips* "SHH! I don't want them to find me!"

ayla: did you do something?

Gogol: "...N-No." >\\\\>;

ayla:....i see. *walks off*

Gogol: *sigh of relief* "Thank goodness..."

elizaveta: OwO~?

Gogol: *spots her* "!!!" ^^; "And how are you?"

elizaveta: whatcha doing, kolya?

Gogol: "N-Nothing. Just standing, like I'm normal."

elizaveta: ~?

Gogol: ^^;;; "...Don't tell anyone where I am, 'kay?"

elizaveta: okay!

Gogol: "..." *sneaks into a room*

-it appears to be a bedroom and study with various old books and occult items about-

Gogol: "..." *looks at items on a desk* "Hmm..."

-some old papers, used candles, ink jars, feather pens, and a photo of a younger shibusawa with a white haired man; their father-

Gogol: "Their father?!"

lydia: gogol?

Gogol: O_O "IT WASN'T ME!"

lydia: -_-;

Gogol: "...Don't tell them I was here."

lydia: are you snooping around where you shouldnt be?

Gogol: "No, you!" >_<

lydia: -_-; ...

Gogol: "..." Q_Q "I'm sorry. That was mean."

lydia: hmm..... seems they have a fondness for unusual knick-knacks...

Gogol: "Y-Yeah...A little creepy."

-elsewhere-

Shamrock: "How was teaching?'

tsubaki: exhausting...

Shamrock: "Oh? Were they difficult?"

tsubaki: i wouldnt say that, but there were a lot of questions. ^^;

Shamrock: "Ah, young minds..."

tsubaki: ^^;

Belkia: "Did anyone bring an apple for you to class?"

-elsewhere-

Akutagawa: "..."

gin: *knocks on the door* ryuu?

Akutagawa: "...Enter."

gin: *opens the door slightly* i brought you something to eat...

Akutagawa: *he's curled up in bed*

gin:.... *sets the food on the nightstand* are you alright?

Akutagawa: "...I'm confused what to do next."

gin:....*pats his back*

Akutagawa: *slight shiver* "I made my promise..."

gin:...*nods*

Akutagawa: "...Will he honor his side..."

gin:...im sure he will....

Akutagawa: "...I hope...Are we ever leaving here?"

gin:....i hope so.....

Akutagawa: "..." *hug*

gin:...*hugs*

Akutagawa: *sniff*

gin:.....

Akutagawa: "...I want to...but I don't want to...It's like a game, or a challenge now..."

gin: *pats his back*

Akutagawa: "...Thank you."

-elsewhere-

Kid: *chopping fruit*

lord death: *humming to himself*

Kid: "You sound pleased."

lord death: we did get a report that the troublemakers in salem have been apprehended.

Kid: "Oh? That is good news. What did the report say?"

lord death: according to tezca and miss zukimura, there were two rogue witches behind the chimera incident.

Kid: "Oh dear...Any surprises in the report?"

lord death: other than a few injuries, the capture was a success.

Kid: *nods* "Where will the captured be held?"

lord death: in the dungeons for now.

Kid: "Understood. Any security with which I can assist?"

-elsewhere-

Meme: *lies on her belly* "..."

kirara: *applying medicine*

Meme: *slight inhale* "Ah."

kirara: i know it stings, but-

Meme: "I-I know...Sorry. It just hurts a bit."

kirara: ...other than that, how are you feeling?

Meme: "...Worried for the others."

-elsewhere-

Katai: *looking through surveillance footage* "...I don't see anything yet...Wait...Look at that. What is he--"

*the footage shows someone walking by a storefront--before he puts his face against it*

keek: is he licking the glass?

Man in the footage: *licking* *shouts in Spanish* <Excellent!> *waves to the shopkeeper* "Please open up! I wish to sample!"

shopkeeper: um, okay?

Man: "Excellent! Do you have anything for dogs?" *walks inside*

shopkeeper: there is a doggy treat shop a few blocks down, actually.

Man: "Wonderful! What about whips, chains, and ball gags?"

shopkeeper: ........................................*just stares at him*

Katai: *spits the Mountain Dew he was drinking*

Man: ^w^

keek:.....i need brain bleach.

Man: "You see, I have a roommate who--"

shopkeeper: please, take what you want, pay, then please leave.

Man: OwO "Oh! Thank you!" *grabs a box of donuts* "I will give you a positive review online!" *shakes the shopkeeper's hand* "My name's Miguel! And yours?"

shopkeeper: er...it's dan, sir.

Cervantes: "A pleasure, Dan! Until next time! I'll make sure to bring my associates! They'll love the atmosphere and convenient downtown shopping! Toodles~!"

Katai: ._.;;;

dan:.....*whispers* what the fresh hell just happened?

-elsewhere-

Dumas: *in his bathrobe* "...I don't know why, but I'm going to have to knock Cervantes upside the head."

haydee: *arwoo?*

marquis: *paying the man* thank you for your time~

man: it's not a problem. see ya later maybe~ *winks*

marquis: *giggles*

Dumas: "...Are you at least going to tip him?"

marquis: I'M GETTING TO THAAAT! >3<

-elsewhere-

Pan: *opens the box--inside is a flute* "..." *takes out a musical score* "..." *seats himself in his room, alone*

-silence-

Pan: *inhales, gets into position--and practices slowly through the notes*

-elsewhere-

gin:.....*sigh*....*kneels by the window, praying silently*

Hirotsu: *walks by* "???" *approaches*

gin:.....*finishes* oh, hello hirotsu.

Hirotsu: "Hello. How are you?"

gin: doing alright. i did talk to ryuu.

Hirotsu: "How did that go?"

gin: well, .....i'm worried for him....

Hirotsu: "Ah...How does he feel?"

gin: conflicted, i guess?

Hirotsu: *nods* "Why did he agree to this?"

gin:....*sigh* i dont know...there's a lot i dont know about him now....*tearing up slightly*

Hirotsu: "..." *pat pat* "He'll figure this out..."

gin: *sniff* r-right....

Hirotsu: "Just keep an eye on him, the best you can. And I will, too."

gin: *she nods* i will.

Hirotsu: "Good...Now, are you taking care of yourself? Did you drink?"

gin: yes hirotsu, i have been taking care of myself.

Hirotsu: *nods* "Good...Anything else going on?"

-elsewhere-

Benimaru: *patrolling* "..." *looks around a corner*

toshio: *bouncing a ball against a wall* ....

Benimaru: "Hello, Toshio."

toshio: ...hi mr shinmon...

Benimaru: "It's rather late..."

toshio:.....

Benimaru: "Your mother may be looking for you."

toshio:.....i guess....

Benimaru: "..." *picks up the ball, tosses it against the wall--bouncing it back with just his elbow*

toshio:...*small smile*

Benimaru: "...Ever play tricks in this game?"

toshio: *shrugs*

Benimaru: *kicks the ball back and forth* "I had to practice like this for combat."

toshio: cool.

Benimaru: *does one more kick--and the ball goes sailing into the sky*

toshio: ._.

Benimaru: "...Oh. That's why I don't play this game anymore."

toshio: yikes.

-elsewhere-

sonia:....

Chuuya: "Ready for bed?"

sonia:....yeah......*holds her hands up, wanting to be carried*

Chuuya: ^^ *picks her up*

sonia: *hugs* .......

Chuuya: *pats her back* "You okay?"

sonia:....i dunno......just a little sad, i guess....

Chuuya: "Want to talk about it?"

sonia:....im not normal...

Chuuya: "...Sonia..."

sonia:.....i want to cry, but i cant....i know too much about the world, and it scares me....

Chuuya: *holds her* "I know...You’re very smart...but you've had to deal with things someone your age shouldn't have to."

sonia:.....i shouldn’t even be alive, all things considered.....

Chuuya: "Hey--that doesn't matter. You're here now, and that matters. You deserve it..."

sonia: really?

Chuuya: "..." *nods* "It's that knowledge to help get through the day..."

sonia:.....i guess......i wish mama were here....

Chuuya: *nods* "...Me too..."

sonia:......can i sleep in your bed tonight?

Chuuya: *smiles* "Sure thing..." *carries her to bed*

sonia:...thank you, papa....

Chuuya: "You're welcome...Things'll be better in the morning."

sonia: ok....

-elsewhere-

Kid: *rests his head on the pillow*

stocking: kiiiiiddoooo~ *snuggles*

Kid: =w= *hug* "Hello~"

stocking: hehe~ *nose nuzzle*

Kid: *giggles* "Stocking..." *nuzzles back*

stocking: *smooch* mmm~<3

Kid: =\\\\\= *strokes her cheek*

stocking: say, why dont we take a bath together tomorrow~?

Kid: "That's a reason to wake up~"

stocking: it's a date then~<3

Kid: *a kiss on each cheek*

-morning-

atsushi: *yaaaaaawns*

Kyoka: *setting up breakfast*

atsushi: so, did you want to go to the park? i heard they have some events for children's day today.

Kyoka: *nods* "I think that would be nice..." *she sets down a bowl of rice--which is shaped like a tiger, with a little paper birthday hat*

atsushi: *smiles*

sylvia: i-it's very cute...

Kyoka: "Thank you."

atsushi: ^^

Kyoka: "Let's eat quickly so we don't miss anything."

atsushi: *nods*

-elsewhere-

Mori: "..."

miura: .....sir?

Mori: "What is it?"

miura: is everything alright in here?

Mori: "...Today..."

miura: ....

Mori: "...Today is her birthday."

miura:.....do you need some time alone?

Mori: "..." *nods*

miura:...very well... *exits*

Mori: "..." *hugs a pillow*

-elsewhere-

Yohei: *yawns* "Okay, kiddo--time to get up..."

toru: zzzz

Yohei: "..." *carefully picks him up*

toru: *YAAAAWN*

Yohei: *smiles* "Hey, little mister..."

toru: bubah... =.=

chie: *yaaawn*

Yohei: "Rise and shine--it's a new day."

-elsewhere-

Asher: "Zzz..."

cassidy: morning.

Asher: =_= "Hey..." *stretches* "What's up?"

cassidy: it's children's day today.

Asher: "...Huh. Meaning?"

cassidy: other than golden week being done, i guess we just enjoy the day for now. ^^;

Asher: "...Cool. You got work?"

-elsewhere-

Kid: *reclines in the tub* =w=

stocking: ahhh, this is nice~

Kid: "Incredibly so...Really undoes the tension..."

stocking: yeah... *leans her back against his chest*

Kid: =\\\\\= *hugs her from behind*

stocking: ah~

Kid: *smiles* "How do you get more beautiful each day?"

stocking: i could ask you the same thing.

Kid: ^\\\^ "Oh, that gets you a smooch." *smooch*

stocking: mmmm~<3

Kid: *strokes from her hand up to her shoulder* "So smooth."

stocking: ah~...hey, could you rub my back?

Kid: "Of course~" *proceeds to do so* "Like this?"

stocking: yeah. *smiles* i've been having a bit of back pain recently...

Kid: "Oh? And why is that..."

stocking: i think my chest has been getting heavier. =3=

Kid: "...Oh. I'm sorry..." .\\\\.; "...I think they look great."

stocking: did you want to massage them too~?

Kid: ^\\\\^; "Yes...If it'll help..." *his hands shift...*

stocking: *soft moan*

Kid: *holds them* "Does this help?"

stocking: yes

Kid: "I'm glad..." *rests his chin on her shoulder, as he massages them gently*

stocking: ahhh.... u////u

Kid: "..." *kisses her shoulder*

stocking: *soft gasp as she reaches behind herself, grabbing--*

Kid: O\\\\O

stocking: nnh~ *places her other hand between her legs and starts rubbing*

Kid: =\\\\\= "O-Oh, dear..." *small moan*

stocking: y-you like that?

Kid: "Hm-mmm! But I think this'll help you..." *his fingers move to her nipples*

stocking: *moans as she starts rubbing her clit*

Kid: "Aaaaaah...So good..." *light pinch on her nipples*

stocking: a-ah~!

Kid: *small smirk* "T-Too much?" *kisses the back of her neck*

stocking: kiddo, honey, you know i like it rough~

Kid: "Just making sure~" *pinches a bit harder*

stocking: ahhhh~<3

-elsewhere-

Crona: "Zzz..."

mami: ......

Crona: *yawn...shudder*

mami: good morning.

Crona: *smiles, nods*

mami: i was about to get breakfast started. ^^ *she looks like she had been crying*

Crona: "??? Mami..."

mami: ?? yes-

Crona: *hug*

mami: !!!....*hugs* *sniff* t-thank you....

Crona: *nods* "It's okay..."

mami:....*nod*....

Crona: "...We can stay in, or..."

mami:....d-do you mind if we rest a little bit before breakfast?

Crona: "Sure...I don’t mind at all." *holds her*

mami:...thank you...

Crona: *nods* "You're welcome..." *pats her back*

-elsewhere-

Chuuya: "Zzz..."

sonia: zzzz.....

mito: *paws at chuuya's face*

Chuuya: >_< "Hmm..." *opens his eyes* "...Morning, Mito."

mito: *mew*

Chuuya: *pet pet* "Hungry?"

mito: *meow!*

sonia: *still asleep*

Chuuya: *looks to Sonia* "..." *carefully holds Mito as he gets out of bed, trying not to wake Sonia*

sonia: *she looks quite peaceful*

Chuuya: *small smile as he exits*

-elsewhere-

Akitaru: "..."

shinra: *knocks* may i come in, sir?

Akitaru: "Hmm? Oh, yes--come in."

shinra: say, i was wondering...d-did you want to go to the park later today at all? i-if you're busy then that's fine-

Akitaru: "That'd be fun."

shinra: *smiles* awesome!

Akitaru: "Great...We'll head out after the meeting."

shinra: *nods*

-elsewhere-

amelia: so what are these carp streamers for again?

Kanin: "I think they represent a family--like, the children in it."

amelia:....oh....

Kanin: ^^; "I'm not too familiar with the festivities, so this is new for me..."

amelia: i see....

Kanin: "...Want to try the food?"

amelia: yes please.

Kanin: "Okay...Um...Maybe the mochi--"

Hyde: "Coming up!"

-elsewhere-

Sakuya: "Cute outfit."

naho: thank you~ ^^

Black Star: "We'll meet back here at 2."

naho: okay!

Belkia: "Right this way~"

naho: okay!! >w<

Black Star: "...How bad you think this'll go?'

tsubaki: black*star!

Black Star: "I'm just being proactive!"

tsubaki: ^^;

Black Star: "Come on--I'll buy you lunch."

-elsewhere-

Lucy: *checking off items on a list* "Cake, streamers, presents--...Where's the soda?"

naomi: yosano's getting it now.

Lucy: "Great! And keep Ranpo from the cake!”

ranpo: =3= meeean!

Lucy: "No cake until Atsushi gets some!"

ranpo: >n<

naomi: oh right! how's the chazuke coming along?

kirako: it's coming along nicely. ^^

Kunikida: "Need any assistance?"

-elsewhere-

Spirit: *pulls over* "Okay--we're here."

sachiko: ^^

izumi: *smiles*

Spirit: "What'll it be first, fam?"

izumi: can we check out the game booths?

Spirit: "Sure thing!" *pulls out some money* "We'll get the tickets."

izumi: ^^..... ?? !!! hey! asher! *waves*

Asher: "Oh. Hello. Mr. Albarn...Um..." *waves at Sachiko* "Ma'am."

sachiko: oh, hey, izumi's told me quite a lot about you. ^^

cassidy: ^^

Asher: "...Thanks. This is my sister."

izumi: nice to see you again, cassidy.

cassidy: ^^;

sachiko: nice to meet you, i'm sachiko, izumi's mother.

Asher: "...What're you up to?"

izumi: thought we'd come visit the festival, you?

cassidy: same here.

Asher: *nods*

izumi: oh, cool. ^^

Asher: "...Games?"

izumi: sounds awesome! ^^

-elsewhere-

Saria: *looking at shirt booth* "Neat!" *holds up a really tacky looking sweater* "How much?"

EF: i'll take any price for it. TTwTT;

Saria: OwO "Um...Okay?" *hands $20* "Thank you, Miss Feather."

EF: you're welcome...

-elsewhere-

Yafeu: *NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM* *has his hands tied behind his back, face-first in pie* "ANOTHER!"

Lunch Rush: *holding a mic* "Um...Looks like he's running ahead in the pie-eating contest..."

satou: *going right for it*

hagakure: woot! go satou!

Ojiro: *clapping* "You can do it!"

Iida: "Bring honor to our class!"

-elsewhere-

Akitaru: *walking with Shinra* "What you up for?"

shinra: kinda hungry. can we get something to eat, then play some soccer? *shiny eyes*

Akitaru: "Sure! What you feeling like? Barbecue? Ramen?"

shinra: ramen please! ^w^

Akitaru: "Got it! Two orders of ramen, please."

Hyde: *cooking as fast as he can*

chef: coming on up! ^^

Akitaru: ^^; "...Shinra, does that other cook look familiar?"

shinra: there must be an army of him....

licht: that would be a living hell.

Damon: "Dad, is he going to take a break?"

soul: his endurance is quite astounding...

-elsewhere-

Zeke: "Go long, bro!" *aims the football*

axel: *running*

Zeke: *tosses*

axel: *opens arms to catch*

-NICE CATCH-

axel: WOO HOO!

Zeke: "Woo! Great work, bro!"

-elsewhere-

Kyoka: "How about this?" *holds up a shirt*

atsushi: that looks nice. *smiles*

sylvia: .~.;;

Kyoka: *nods* "Sylvia, what would you like?"

sylvia: n-nothing in particular...

Kyoka: "Maybe something for summer, like a dress?"

sylvia: i-i guess so...

Kyoka: "Try this one..." *holds up a blue one*

sylvia: a-a-are you sure?

Kyoka: "Sure."

sylvia: o-o-ok-kay...

Kyoka: "Atsushi, did you need anything?"

atsushi: i was thinking of picking up some groceries before heading back.

Kyoka: "We could use more rice. And juice. And make sure they have the right cut of meat. And--"

atsushi: *nods*

Kyoka: "And more ice cream. Green tea ice cream."

-elsewhere-

Meme: "All buckled in?"

mio: *nods*

Meme: *smiles*

Anya: "And the other two?"

ao: yes.

tsugumi: yeppers!

kirara: good to know.

esther: ^^

Tezca: "Can't help but think we forgot something..."

-back at the hotel-

maid: *looks at the flooded bathroom* ......*siiiigh* -_-;

Guest: "...I want a different room, please."

-elsewhere-

Liluye: -_-;

kirara: TEZCA!! =_=

Tezca: ^^; "...Whoopsie."

-elsewhere-

Asako: "This way, Goldie."

goldie: *follows* ^w^

Asako: "Good girl!" *sets out doggie bowl*

goldie: *tail wagging*

Asako: *pours food into the bowl* "Eat up."

goldie: *nom nom nom*

Asako: *pet pet*

-elsewhere-

Yumi: "Here you go, sweetie." *offers a small ice cream cone*

shiori: thanks mama *nom*

Yumi: "You're welcome." ^^ "Christa, how's yours?"

christa: yummy! ^u^

marie: hehe ^^

Yumi: "That's good..." *looks at the leaves back on the trees* "Nice day out..."

lord death: indeed it is.

Yumi: "After this, let's take them to the petting zoo."

marie: ^^

-elsewhere-

Kyoka: "Looks great."

sylvia: r-r-really?

Kyoka: "Yes. I mean it." *smiles*

sylvia: t-thank you...

atsushi: ^^ well, we should be getting back soon.

Kyoka: *checks her watch* *nods* "Let's go."

-elsewhere-

Sakuya: *seated in the audience*

announcer: up next, in the cute catagory, Naho Toguchi!

Sakuya: *claps*

naho: *pose* ^^

Sakuya: ^\\\^

Hibana: "Hmm...Definitely 'cute.'"

uwabami: and a very well put together outfit as well!

Hibana: *writes notes on her ranking*

-elsewhere-

sonia: *eating pancakes*

Chuuya: "How are they?"

sonia: very yummy.

Chuuya: "Glad to hear. Anything missing?"

sonia: i dont think so.

Q: *nom nom* ^w^

Chuuya: "Well, let me know..." *puts one onto his own plate with syrup and butter*

-elsewhere-

Meme: *in her seat, but looking around*

mio: zzz

Meme: *small smile* *tucks the airplane blanket over her*

mio: mmm...

Meme: *looks behind her*

tsugumi: zzzz

Anya: "Zzz..."

Tezca: *wearing an eyemask over his bear mask*

-elsewhere-

Spirit: *holding a mallet, trying to play the 'hit the bell' game* >_< *grunts* "I'm okay...I can do this..."

Asher: "..."

izumi: you got this, dad!

Spirit: ^^; "Right!" *lifts, swings--and doesn't quite hit center--and it sounds like something pops* Q_____Q

sachiko: are you alright? ._.;

Spirit: *squeaky voice* "F-Fine...I think I pulled something..."

sachiko: here, let me see.

Spirit: .\\\.;;; *tries to stand up straight--and grimaces, holding his lower back* "Ah!"

sachiko: hmm, seems you pulled a muscle there. hold on. *opens her medkit and pulls out a heat pad bandage* i'll put this on.

Spirit: ^^;; "Th-Thanks, Sachiko..."

Asher: "..." >_>;

sachiko: *tiny chop* you really need to be more careful.

cassidy: *glance at asher*

Spirit: ^^;;; "Just didn't want to look less in your eyes..."

Asher: "...It is rather heavy, huh?"

sachiko: *small smile* dont worry, i love you, goof. *kiss on the nose*

izumi: they do have smaller hammers, though.

Spirit: "..." Q_Q "That would've been useful to have noticed..."

Asher: *picks one up* "..."

izumi: *watches*

Asher: *stands in a safer position, lifts--and brings it down*

-it went about half way up-

game manager: not bad, kid.

marie: hey all. *waves*

Spirit: *waves weakly* "Hey, Marie..."

christa: hi speewee!

Spirit: ^^; "Hello, Christa!"

christa: ^^ *spots a big plushie* *shiny eyes* mommy i want that one!

marie: ok then. ^^

Spirit: "Hope you do better than I did..."

Asher: *nods*

christa: *swing* *it doesnt go far* *pouty face*

marie: why dont i give it a go?

game manager: alright, let's see how this goes for ya.

marie: *HAMMER ARM AND SWINGS DOWN*

-PING-

-the bell foes flying off-

izumi: ._.;

Asher: ._.

Spirit: O_O;

marie:....oops.

game manager: O-O....... you know what, just take everything, i dont even care anymore. -_-;

christa: yay!! ^o^

Asher: "...Ha."

-elsewhere-

Sakuya: "Great work up there!"

naho: thanks. ^^ a shame i didnt win though, but oh well.

Sakuya: "Great work up there!"

naho: thanks. ^^ a shame i didnt win though, but oh well.

lavender: then again, one of your opponents happened to be a popular idol, which i'm calling biased BS. =3=

Sakuya: "Who even is she?"

naho: are you kidding?! I GOT TO MEET YAMAMIN IN PERSON!!! *shiny eyes*

Sakuya: ._.;

naho: *pulls out her phone* here! misa yamamura! one of the members of glass coffin!

Sakuya: "Ooookay...And you're a fan?"

naho: *nods* i'm a huge fan of idols! they're like, my 2nd major obsession! next to BL of course~

Sakuya: ^^;;; "Of course..."

naho: *SQUEES*

-elsewhere-

Kid: "Cotton candy?"

stocking: merci~ *nom* ^^

Kid: ^^ *looks at all the families walking*

stocking: *smile*

Kid: *holds her hand* "This is lovely."

stocking: it sure is...

Kid: "...I remember the first time bringing Shiori to the park...She was looking at everything."

stocking: *smiles*

Kid: "We could bring Shion next..."

stocking: i would like that.

-elsewhere-

Kyoka: "Hang on--I forgot some paperwork..."

atsushi: oh, ok then.

sylvia: ...

Kyoka: *speaks up in front of the door* "Oh--I forgot my key. Atsushi, could you open it?"

atsushi: um, ok. *opens the door*

*it's dark inside--*

*POP*

atsushi: *SCREEEEEEEEAM*

Kyoka: ._.; "No, Atsushi, it's--"

*something like thin paper falls onto Atsushi's face*

atsushi: *STILL SCREAMING*

all: happy birthday, atsushi!

atsushi: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-lightheaded now *faints*

Kyoka: O_O

Lucy: D : < "What the heck?!"

-a few minutes later-

atsushi: sorry about that, i just wasnt expecting this at all.

Lucy: *rubs his back* "Hence the 'surprise'..." ^^;

atsushi: yeah....*wipes tears* this is actually my first birthday party...

Lucy: "..." *hug* "Happy birthday."

Dazai: "Here, here!" *holds up a glass*

atsushi: *sniff* thanks, everyone.

*looks to be a few wrapped gifts and envelopes*

atsushi: i dont even know which one to open first. ^^;

Dazai: "Oh! Oh! Open min--"

Lucy: *pushes him away* "Mr. Fitzgerald sent a letter."

atsushi: oh...um... ._.;;; *cautiously opens it*

*It looks like a surprisingly cheap card--but inside is a gift card and a note addressed 'Dear Old Sport...'*

Lucy: "What does it say?" *not looking over shoulder*

*the note wishes him a good birthday, has a long-winded story about misspent youth--then ends 'PS If you hurt Miss Montgomery, I will rip off your hide and sell your parts for science.'*

atsushi: ._.;;;;;; (dont you need me alive to find that book though? ah, now's not the time to think about that.) j-just a happy birthday card. ^^;;;;

Lucy: ^^ "How nice of him!"

Tanizaki: "Here's one from Naomi and me."

atsushi: oh, thanks.

-naomi got him a notebook and pen set-

atsushi: oh, cool!

Kunikida: "Atsushi." *hands him a rectangular box*

atsushi: *opens it*

*inside is a new suit*

atsushi: woah! this is pretty fancy!

Kunikida: "You're a growing young man--you needed one that was more professional."

atsushi: thank you, kunikida.

ranpo: here's mine! here's mine!

-it's a self portrait of ranpo....art is not one of ranpo's strong suits-

Lucy: -_-; ("I suppose _not_ eating too much of the sweets was gift enough...")

atsushi: it's nice, thanks ranpo.

-knocks on the door-

Tanizaki: "???" *looks*

etta: hi, all~ ^^

Kafka: -^- "We are delivering."

atsushi: oh? from who? (oh jeez...)

Kafka: "Akutagawa." *shoves it into his arms* "AND YOU!" *points at Dazai*

Dazai: OwO

atsushi: um-

Kafka: "I demand your apology to Etta, now!"

Dazai: "...Apologize? Little ole me? What could I have done~?"

Kafka: >_< "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! YOU UNJUSTLY DEFILED ETTA AND GROPED AT HER BOSOM LIKE A FIEND!"

-in the background, a shojo-manga like scene of dazai grabbing her chest is shown, with the text ‘artist rendition of the incident’-

Dazai: "...OOOOOOooooooOOOOOO!"

Kunikida: -_-#

Dazai: "...Wait, we're still upset about that?"

yosano: *GLARE*

Dazai: "!!!" *gets on one knee, takes Etta's hand* "Dearest maiden, please accept my humble apology."

etta: ......

kirako: ._.;;;

Dazai: "I am sorry for embarrassing you, and to show my sincerity, why don't we engage in a lovers' suici--"

-KICK-

etta: DONT BE CREEPY, YOU BANDAGED PERVERT! >n<#

Kafka: *chittering noises* "I'LL STRANGLE HIM!"

Lucy: *stands in front of Dazai's mangled body* "Now, now! None of that! I will not have you do so."

atsushi: mr kafka, please calm down!

Dazai: XwX

naomi: *chop to kafka's head* behave yourself.

Dazai: "Thank you, Luc--"

Lucy: "I'M GONNA DO IT!" *rolls up her sleeve*

Dazai: O-o;

Kafka: *frustrated roach noise* "J-Just don't hurt me again..." >_>;

atsushi: who wants cake? it's-....what flavor is it?

kenji: funfetti flavor!

Kyoka: *already holding a knife to slice the cake*

etta: ooh, that sounds lovely! right, franzy~? ^^

Kafka: "..." >\\\>; "Is it...sweet?"

kenji: sure is. ^^

Kafka: "...Maybe a bit."

-elsewhere-

Tsukiyo: "YUMMY!" *takes another helping of ramen*

fang-hua: ^^;

Tsukiyo: =w= "I could go for--" *yawn* "--another helping..."

fang-hua: maybe it's time to go home before you get another stomach ache. ^^;

Tsukiyo: *yawns* "A'ight..." *leans against her side* "Walk me home..."

fang-hua: ok. *helps her up*

Tsukiyo: =w= *holds onto her arm*

fang-hua: ^^;

Tsukiyo: *muttering something*

fang-hua: ??

Tsukiyo: "I...and...you...Zzzz..."

fang-hua:...

-elsewhere-

Crona: *rubs Mami's back*

mami: *sniff* t-thank you...

Crona: "I'm sorry..."

mami: i-it's alright....j-just miss them is all....

Crona: "..." *nods* "I know."

mami: *hugs* it never gets any easier.....

Crona: *shakes their head* "...You're not alone, though..."

mami: r-right....i'm not alone...*smiles*

-knocks on the door-

Crona: "..." *lets go* "One moment..." *checks the peephole*

kyouko: anyone home?

Crona: "Oh!" *opens the door* "Hello!"

kyouko: hey chrona. *waves* hey mami, it's me!

mami: oh, kyouko, i wasnt expecting you.

Crona: *smiles*

kyouko: i brought some cookies for ya, since i know this is a tough time of the year for ya...

mami: *smiles* thank you, you can put them on the table, and i'll get some tea ready.

Crona: "Thank you, Kyouko..." *sets out a chair*

kyouko: *leaves her shoes by the door and walks in*

Crona: "How's work?"

kyouko: pretty busy, but i managed to get off today to take momo to the festival.

Crona: "Oh, how was it?"

kyouko: pretty fun.

-elsewhere-

tamaki: *riding her bike*

Spirit: "Thanks for driving." ^^;

marie: no problem.

Asher: *looking out the window*

-the bell falls down in front of tamaki's bike, causing her to trip over it-

tamaki: WAGH! OOMF!

Spirit: "...K-Keep driving..."

tamaki: ugh...

Asher: *rolls down the window* "Are you hurt?"

tamaki: i'm fine...

Asher: "That was a big fall...Do you need a ride?"

tamaki:.... Q_Q yes please...

Asher: *opens the door, looks around* "...Is that okay?"

izumi: hey tamaki.

tamaki: hey izumi, hey mr albarn TT~TT;;

Spirit: ^^; "Hi."

Asher: "...Who do you _not_ know?"

izumi: *shrug*

Asher: "...Meister or weapon?"

izumo: she's a member of the fire force.

tamaki: 8th brigade.

marie: indeed, the DWMA has expanded to quite a number of individuals over the years.

Asher: "...So why is it still called 'Death Weapon Meister Academy'?"

izumi: it just stuck, i guess.

Asher: "Huh..." *looks at Tamaki* "...Neat jacket."

tamaki: thanks.

-elsewhere-

Hibana: "Sleep well, sweetie."

hanako: ok, mama.

-elsewhere-

Liluye: "..."

kirara: we're here...

Liluye: *grumbles* *back in humanoid form* "How long will you insist on keeping these infernal cuffs on me?"

kirara: as long as needed.

Liluye: "That does not answer my question!"

fani: .....

Yumi: *standing with guards* "Kirara."

kirara: *she nods* i'll hand these two off to you.

Yumi: *nods* "Follow me."

Liluye: "...Fani, stay close..."

fani:.......

Lord Death: *standing in front of the mirror*

guard: sir, we have the witches from salem here...

Lord Death: "Oh! Howdy!" *waves*

fani: ....

Liluye: *grumbles*

Lord Death: "So, I heard you two were causing a bit of trouble..."

Liluye: "We are the ones being ostracized! Murdered!"

guard: keep quiet, you!

Liluye: "I will not be silenced!"

Lord Death: "...So, what're your names?"

fani: w-we dont....h-have to answer that....

Lord Death: "Oh? I have ways of making people talk..." *reaches into his sleeve--*

fani: !!!

Lord Death: *pulls out--a tray with a kettle, teacups, and treats* "Would you like a scone?"

fani:........*gives an odd and confused look to liluye*

Liluye: "It's likely poisoned!"

Lord Death: "Oh, I see--peanut allergy. Er, just skip the peanut butter cookies, then--"

guard: um....s-sir?

Lord Death: "Hmm? Did you want one?"

guard: sir, please focus on the matter at hand.

Lord Death: -3- "Oh, fine..." *ahem* "You have been charged with the murder of multiple humans and engaging in unethical experiments towards the production of chimeras. How do you plead?"

fani:....please....dont kill lady liluye...

Liluye: "Silence, Fani--we are not guilty of anything. We do not recognize your authority, you damn reaper--"

Lord Death: *ignores Liluye, turns to Fani* "And why is that, young one?"

fani: w-we're only trying to protect ourselves, s-she's the only family i have, so if you're going to kill us, then kill me!

Liluye: "No! Fani--"

Lord Death: "Huh...Um..." ._.;;; "This is a pickle...I mean, these are serious charges, so the worst penalty I would assign is to kill both of you--"

guard: well, 'fani' isnt on the rogue hit list. this is actually the first i've heard of her.

Lord Death: "Huh...So, only Liluye is to be executed--"

Liluye: "!!!"

fani: please, dont!

Lord Death: "I mean, if she threw herself on the mercy of the court--"

Liluye: "...I would rather die than beg for any mercy!"

Lord Death: "..."

fani: lady liluye....

Liluye: "Carry on for me, Fani! Make the humans pay tenfold for what they have done to us! Let them feel the pain we have suffered! Do not let these lowly cretins get away with--"

fani: *shaking*

Lord Death: *SLAM*

fani: !!!

Lord Death: *has a large foam hand that seems to have crashed down where Liluye once sat, his hand flat against the floor...*

fani: ah-....*shaking*

Lord Death: "..." *lifts his hand, revealing a cage with Liluye inside, back in bird form*

Liluye: "... ... ... ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"

fani: ._.;;;

Lord Death: "Please escort Liluye to the prison cell, and Fani to the overnight room, with guards 24/7 outside her door."

guards: understood.

fani: ......

Liluye: "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, DEATH!"

fani: .......

Liluye: "Fani! Do not let them take you! Run! Ru--"

Lord Death: *drapes a cloth over the bird cage*

fani: *shaking*

Lord Death: "...Child? I assure you, you will be provided for while you are rehabilitated..."

fani: how can i believe that?!

Lord Death: "Well, you aren't dead yet, are you?"

fani:......*looks away* i dont trust any of you. humans and witches cant be friends...

Lord Death: "Hmm...So, why did you heal that meister?"

fani: !!!! ......

Lord Death: "Yeah...So why don't you get a good night's sleep in the overnight room, then we'll chat over brunch in the morning."

fani: .....

-elsewhere-

tsugumi: haaaa, so good to be back.

Meme: ^^; "Can get some rest..."

Anya: "Anyone want something to eat?"

tsugumi: pop tarts.

Anya: "A little simplistic, but..." *plugs in the toaster, opens the cupboard* "Let's go--"

Kana: *sitting in the cupboard, eating Pop Tarts*

tsugumi: hey kana!

Kana: *nods*

Anya: -_-# "Whose name is written on that box?"

*The box has the 'y' in 'Anya' crossed out, with 'K' written in front of it*

Kana: " 'Kana.'"

Anya: "I WILL RIP THIS CUPBOARD LOOSE AND SHAKE YOU FROM IT--"

misery: oh girls! welcome back! ^^

Meme: "Hello, ma'am." *smiles*

ao: hello. ^^

misery: we're working on getting the sunroom cleaned up a little more.

Anya: "That's lovely! Will it open up the windows?" *shaking the cupboard*

misery: indeed.

Meme: "We'll help--" *stands--and winces*

misery: oh? miss tatane? are you alright, dearie?

Meme: ^^; "Battle injury..."

mio: you're getting some rest. =A=

misery: i agree, you really should take it easy for a while.

Meme: "Okay, okay!" ^^;

-elsewhere-

atsushi: *looking at all the other gifts he got*

Kyoka: "Good haul."

atsushi: yeah, it's quite a lot of stuff...

Lucy: "Which is your favorite?"

atsushi: there's a lot to choose from actually ^^;

-among them is a thermos, a new alarm clock, a tiger poster and others things-

Lucy: *ahem!* *holds up a box* >\\\\>

atsushi: oh! *opens it*

*it's a locket*

atsushi: wow, thanks. *smiles and opens it*

*inside is a picture of the two of them*

Lucy: >\\\\<

atsushi: ^/////^ it's great!

Lucy: "Oh...Well, I'm glad!" >\\\\<

atsushi: ^^ ...... *glances at akutagawa's note and gift* ....*uneasy*

Kyoka: "...We could put it through bomb detection first."

atsushi: i dont think it's a bomb. ^^;

Lucy: >_>; "An x-ray doesn't seem like a bad idea. Perhaps Yosano has one. Or we could find someone with that ability..."

atsushi:....*gingerly opens it*

*there's a note*

Note: "Dear Tiger--I have not forgotten you, our promise, or my desire to escape this unfair exile."

atsushi: ....

Note: "I have not killed. I am keeping to that promise. When I am released from this exile, I need to know--do I continue to abstain? It is a conundrum I am not sure how to solve."

atsushi: ....(i dont know how to answer that...)

Kyoka: *looks at the back of the card* "Hmm...He still draws."

atsushi: *glances at the back*

*there's an intricate tiger calligraphy drawing*

atsushi: huh... *continues to read the note*

Note: "Until then, do not be weak and let yourself die in battle--or I will never forgive you."

atsushi: *sweatdrop*

Note: "Until then, congratulations on surviving another year. Sincerely, Ryu."

atsushi: oh jeez.... ._.;

Lucy: "...He didn't threaten to kill me again, did he?"

atsushi: thankfully no.

Lucy: -^- "Good. Do I need to go fisticuffs on him?"

atsushi: i dont think so. ....*puts the picture on the table* he has kept his word, as far as i know.

Lucy: "... ... ...Huh." -^-#

atsushi: it's gonna be a lot of effort to be friends with him, but who knows...and i will need help from both of you.

Lucy: >_>; "Of course..."

Kyoka: *nods* "He has changed a bit since I left..."

atsushi: *smiles* thanks.

Lucy: "..." *holds his hand*

Kyoka: *pat pat*

-elsewhere-

Akutagawa: *curled up*

rashomon: *purrs*

Akutagawa: *pet pet* "Thank you."

-elsewhere-

Kid: *reading in bed*

stocking: *asleep*

Kid: *places the bookmark, sets the book on the nightstand--turns off the light, lies beside her*

stocking: mmm.. =w=

Kid: *hug* *whispers* "I love you."

stocking: love you too, kid.

Kid: =w= "Good night, love...Sweet dreams."

-elsewhere-

Asher: *sits up in bed* "..."

cassidy: *asleep*

Asher: "..." *gets out of bed, tucks her in*

cassidy: *she seems content*

Chuuya: "Zz..."

sonia: *walking through the halls*

Motojiro: *microwaving something*

sonia: good morning.

-there seems to be a light rain this morning-

Motojiro: "Oh, greetings!" *smiles* "You're up early."

sonia: *nods and looks out the window*

Motojiro: "I was just getting Leo's breakfast ready...Want something?"

sonia: ...omelette please.

Motojiro: "Coming up!" *opens the fridge, removes some onion and pepper*

sonia: .....*stares out the window*

Motojiro: "Looks to be inclimate weather coming in. Excited for some indoor activities?"

sonia: *nod*

Motojiro: *heats up the grill* "Not to spoil anything, but it will be...ILLUMINATING!" *slaps the spatula--which goes flying*

sonia: o-o;

???: "OW!"

sonia: ?? *goes to look*

Tachihara: >_<

sonia: are you ok?

Tachihara: "Fine...Better than Akutagawa..."

sonia: hmm?

Tachihara: "He's hacking up a lung."

sonia: oh no, should i call a doctor?

Motojiro: OWO; "..." *opens the freezer door, walks in, closes it behind himself*

Tachihara: "Knock yourself out."

sonia: ok then....should i call dr yosano?

-in akutagawa's room-

Akutagawa: =~=

pushkin: i'm gonna make some soup in a bit, ok? ^^

Akutagawa: *groans* "Which flavor..."

pushkin: onion gratin.

Akutgawa: "Fine..." *coughs*

gin: *feeling his forehead* jeez, you're burning up...

Akutagawa: >~< "Ugh..."

gin: you just stay in bed today, i'll get a compress for you.

Akutagawa: "Thank you..."

-elsewhere-

Asher: *pulls up their hoodie against the rain*

axel: oh asher, hey! *waves*

Asher: *gets under bus stop shelter* "Hey..." *wipes off rain*

axel: coming down pretty good, eh?

Asher: "Like cats and dogs..." *pulls back hoodie, putting hand through hair* "It's going to be like this all day..."

axel: good news for the plants then, eh bro?

Asher: "..." -_-;

Zeke: ^^; "Poor subject after plant monsters, bro."

Yafeu: "THAT WAS LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO!"

axel: ...... ._.;

Kanin: "At least that means no gym outside. Maybe we'll get to play basketball!"

Duncan: "Whatever, Teen Wolf."

Kanin: "..." -_-;

lei-lei: *CHOP* dont be rude, duncan!

Duncan: >_< "YOU ALL WERE THINKING IT!"

Asher: "...Not really. I don't watch teen drama shows."

Duncan: "IT WAS A 1980S CLASSIC!"

Zeke: "...Pft! Old!"

Kazue: *asleep, holding sign* <What's on the agenda?>

lei-lei: class, sillies! ^^

Kazue: *flips sign over* <Thanks for the obvious answer.>

hibiki: hey asher, you like sci-fi stuff, right?

Asher: *shrugs* "Some, yeah?"

hibiki: ever heard of 'stranger things'?

Asher: "Yeah...Haven't seen it..."

hibiki: well, i've heard good things about it from one of my online friends.

Asher: "...Yeah, I don't have a subscription, so can't watch. Tragic."

hibiki: actually the first season is out on DVD now.

Asher: "...Huh. Maybe the library will have it."

-elsewhere-

Kai: *looking out the window* "..."

kai's mother: kai honey, breakfast is ready!

Kai: "Coming!" *runs to the table* "What're we having?"

kai's mother: scrambled eggs and sausage with some hot cakes later. ^^

Kai: "Yay!" ^w^

-elsewhere-

Meme: "So much for a sunny sun-room today..."

tsugumi: *putting up the terubozu*

Meme: "Aw, cute!"

tsugumi: ^^

Meme: "I was hoping to stop by the Academy today..."

tsugumi: ah.

mio: want me to go with you?

Meme: "Would you mind?" *pulls out two umbrellas*

mio: it's fine, but...c-can we... .////. share an umbrella?

Meme: ^\\\^ *nod nod*

mio: thanks.

tsugumi: aww ^u^

Meme: *opens the door, takes Mio's hand* "Ready?"

mio: *nods*

-elsewhere-

madoka: *grocery shopping with tatsuya*

tatsuya: *checking the list* ok, we got the bread and the milk.

madoka: *nods* all we need now is the coffee, eggs, and cereal.

Jacqueline: *picks out a carton of milk*

kim: oh, hey madoka. *wave*

madoka: oh hey. ^^

Jacqueline: "How are you?"

madoka: just doing a few errands.

tatsuya: i'm helping!

Jacqueline: ^^ "Helping your sister find what's on the list?"

tatsuya: yep! ^^

Jacqueline: "Very organized!"

-elsewhere-

[glam-witch]

11/02 i really don’t have to do this but i always remember that day as the last day i felt happy. of course, there have been multiple times through the years where i felt truly happy but i’m not exaggerating, though. i say it because it was that kind of innocent and naive happiness where you feel everything is going so well, where you don’t fully realize that outside there is a wild world. i cry when i remember it was Wednesday about 12pm and i just got on college and i was so happy that i finally found a family in my friends (if that even makes sense) i remember i was listening to don’t look back in anger by oasis, sitting on the campus grass with my friends laughing and taking pictures. one of those moments that made you feel so happy for being alive. my biggest preoccupation at the moment was failing semiotica. you get the idea now. next day was a weird day, though, it had been raining all day and it was cold. i had to be @ college from 8 am and it was a 45 min. trip to get there. and we had free periods between classes. my friends and other classmates went to my friend’s house and we ate pizza. i was feeling ill because i couldn’t eat all day and i was really hungry (that’s another subject) but it was still a good day tho. my friends smoked weed and when we went back to the class (semiotica) my friend made a fool of himself because he was high. we all knew wtf was going on, even the teacher but she let it pass by.

but it was a weird day. the feeling was weird, really. i discovered a friend was into this guy i was interested in; the buss was really full. we waited about almost an hour to get in. i passed by my pickup point. eh, it was dark and i was really hungry but i don’t eat after 8 so... it was weird. 

i used to be really into the tcc, i was for a time. so i usually after getting a shower or so i logged in just to see what was new. nothing too unusual, though. drama everywhere. people were commenting about this user/guy i liked that he probably killed himself because people were hating on him too much but i kinda laughed about it because he was “tumblr famous” (lol) and people really like saying shit stuff just to get his attention. so, this was a perfect time to talk to him so i sent him a message asking if he was actually dead, a lol included. 

but yeah everything was going amazing. i had just one class left for the week yay! so i went to school the next day, friday 13th, 2015. i don’t really remember a lot but i got early to my house and i bought a hamburger because i was starving. i was with my sister watching bates motel and shit. good boring old days. i remember about the guy so i go on tumblr to see if he already answered but he didn’t. first thing i thought was “ugh, probably he won't answer my question” but then i thought “what if something actually happened to him” so i scrolled down and it didn’t take long to see pictures of him with the words rest in peace. my heart went numb, i remember i was shocked but my heart felt this numbness inside.  it was fucking true. i hyperventilated a lot, like if i couldn’t breathe to the point that i was feeling sick. i got up from the chair and started walking side to side in my room, trying to calm down but i just couldn’t. i seriously couldn’t i didn’t realize i was crying a lot and hyperventilating and i couldn’t breathe and at the same time i was feeling like throwing up. i was about to vomit but i forced myself to stop thinking until i felt better. 

im crying while i write this. i still remember the feeling. he was the first person i knew that killed himself. and i felt even worse because i had been crushing on him for months. crushing twice cause he followed me twice. you might think this is stupid because there wasn’t even a personal connection and nope, we were not friends, we only talked twice. but because i was shy. but that doesn’t stop me from feeling terrible. after valentine’s day, lol. every valentines day since 2008 has been shitty! for the exception of 4/5 years after. 2012 to this day are awful. i had been crying all day trying to understand what happened to him because somewhere saying that it was because of the hate he got a few days after. but i didn’t think so completely. he seemed strong enough and full of himself to let those comments get to him. it was actually heartbreaking learning that he killed himself because someone tipped the police about a massacre he was gonna carry along with another guy i knew from here. like killing people in real life. i didn’t know what t think it was just terrible that he killed himself but now knowing this just made me numb i don’t know. i just remember the feeling of disappointment. there is almost no day i don’t think about his fucking self. especially when his death anniversary is around the corner. it really marked my life. 

i’ve learned through the years a lot about what he was going to exactly do. things that just by remembering them it makes me hate him. there was a theory that he was the one who told the police anonymously. for a long time people thought that until well, it was shown that he wasn’t and i don’t feel like discussing details. damn, i really wish you could have never done this. 

for about a year i felt numb. last year i didn’t even try to care. not a safe feeling but idk why i still feel. i wish i couldn’t. you were an asshole and probably would have killed me as well if you could.  this is such a bad feeling that i always have the need of saying because it helps me heal. and thank you if you ever read this.  

[elliotthezubat]

DEATH CITY DAYS CHAPTER 58

fuuuck yoooou kohaku aanbaaaaa~

and the impure king

also papa chuuya is best chuuya

Stein: *sips* valentine: *writing down notes* Stein: "Okay..." *draws a line on the chalkboard* "That's it." valentine: hmm? *The chalkboard has a few symbols: a flame, a foot, a soul...* valentine: what's that? Stein: "Biology. An understand of so many abilities..." valentine: ah. Stein: "...Just about there...and then...then... valentine: hmm Stein: "...Something is missing. There is this connection between these abilities..." valentine: how so? Stein: *taps the chalk between the soul and the fire* "Weapons and fire users seem to draw upon similar energies in similar ways..." valentine: ah. like elemental alignment? Stein: "Yes..." *opens an exorcist book* "...There has to be a connection..." -elsewhere- Chuuya: "Hmm...What'd you get for #4?" ochako: great wall of china. Chuuya: "Yes. But I can't get the year on it..." ochako: what about you, iida? Iida: "7th Century BCE." ochako: ah. mikami: i-i guess that makes sense? ryuuko: hmm... Iida: "And who was blocked by the Great Wall?" sayu: the hunny nut cheerios! Chuuya: ._.; sayu:...sorry~ i forgot breakfast this morning. ^^; Chuuya: "Order something?" mikami: i-it's ok sayu. you can have part of our bento. sayu: awesome! thanks mikamika! mikami: ^^ *her smile is soft, almost like rain's had been...* Chuuya: Q\\Q *covers his face with his book* ryuuko: *staaaaare* Iida: "...Close reader." ryuuko:...*holding mikami close* mikami: eh? r-ryuuko? .///.; Chuuya: *sweating, still staring at the book covering his face* -elsewhere- Tsukiyo: "Commander still under the weather?" fang-hua: a bit. Tsukiyo: "D'aw, that's too bad...Doc saw him?" fang-hua: *nods* Tsukiyo: "Hope he recovers soon--Konro seems stressed." -elsewhere- rowena: well, that should be everything. Poe: "..." rowena: hmm? is something on your mind? Poe: "I-I don't know..." ???: well, look what we have here? freak one and freak two out an about~ rowena: ??? *turns* kohaku: heh. Poe: O~O kohaku: out in the middle of the day? im kind of shocked. rowena: you're that aanba girl i've heard about, arent you? kohaku: holy shit she got it. someone give this bitch a fuckin medal. Poe: "..." *stare* kohaku: nyeh? the fuck are _you_ staring at? trying to think up some riddle to stump me? yeah, from what i hear, you try to do that to that detective, but it never works~! rowena: ?! Poe: *opens a book...* kohaku: and what about that clerk? do you really think she gives a single ounce of a shit about you? you're just a pathetic loser who only has a raccoon for a friend! how about you do us a favor and just drop dead? Poe: "I-I could suck you into a world of your worst nightmares!" kohaku: oh? and what will that do? nothing. because you're still going to be a piece of shit who cant even beat one of the greatest minds he's ever encountered! Poe: "I-I-I can suck you in!" kohaku: i can see you trembling, and you're stuttering. you cant do a single thing to me. you're nothing. nothing but a waste. rowena: ....*gripping fist* Poe: "I-I-I am-" kohaku: you're a freak! a freak of nature who couldnt even win the attention of his childhood sweetheart. you're going to die alone and unloved like the filth you are. rowena: stop it... Poe: … *trembling* *drops his book* kohaku: look at you. a pathetic mess. do us all a favor and die <3 Poe: *falls to his knees* kohaku: heh~ rowena: *slams kohaku against the wall, strangling her* kohaku: grk- rowena: insult me all you like....*glare* but dont you _ever_ insult my brother... Poe: QWQ -after that- rowena: are you ok brother? Poe: *sniff* "I-I hurt..." rowena: .....lets get you home... Poe: *sniff* *holds her hand...* rowena: .... lana: ?? edgar, rowena, hey! rowena: !!...good evening. Poe: "Eep!" *hides under his cloak* lana:....?? edgar? are you ok? Poe: *shakes* lana: ??... rowena: .....some rude person said some rather cruel things.... Poe: "I-I-I-I'm worthless..." lana: ...edgar.....*holds his hand*.... -after dropping them off at his house, rowena went back to the dorm- lana: .....*holding his hand and patting his back* Poe: *whimper whimper* "So pathetic..." lana: you arent pathetic edgar. you're sweet, smart. Poe: "I-I-I couldn't even attack her..." *holds up his book* "I was going to pull her into this tome of ceaseless torment* lana: .... Poe: "Th-The old me would have trapped her in a book and let her die in it..." lana: *stroking his back* -you're no better than when you were young- Poe: "I-I-I should be alone...That's all I deserve." lana: ....you got it all wrong! just because some asshole told you that doesnt mean it's true. they dont know a single thing about you. who you are and what you want in life... to be fair, i dont entirely know either, but i want to. Poe: "...I thought I wanted t-to make the best d-d-detective story ever..." lana: you will someday. Poe: "I-I can't even make one that Ranpo can't solve..." lana: well, he did say it was fun, from what i recall. Poe: "...Is that really enough?" lana: i believe in you, edgar. *smiles and hugs him* Poe: o\\\\o "..." *pat pat* lana: .....was there anything else bothering you? Poe: "...I don't know...So much..." lana: im here if you want to talk. Poe: "...Have I gotten worse?" lana: ?? Poe: "I-I feel ill, I sweat more, I write more poetically..." lana: ?? edgar.... Poe: "...Since I met you, I...I..." lana: ??.... ./////. Poe: "...I have felt weird..." lana: .... *brushing his bangs away from his eyes* Poe: *stares at her* "...L-Lana?" lana: ...your eyes are... ./////////. Poe: "..." .\\\. "Y-Yes...They have been this way all my life..." lana: ..... beautiful. *blushing* Poe: "???" lana: *smiles* *kiss* i love you. Poe: o\\\\\\\\o "...I love you, too." (*screaming internally* "I JUST SAID WHAT I WAS FEELING WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!") lana: *blushing* >////////< Poe: "...Am I still alive?" lana: hehe, yes edgar, you're alive. Poe: "..." *smiles* "I am glad." lana: *smiles and hugs him* Poe: *hug, soft sigh* =w= lana: this is nice... Poe: *nods* "You hug well." lana: ^///^ Poe: "..." *closes his eyes, letting out small pleased murmur* lana: *nuzzle* u////u Poe: *lies back, letting her head rest on his shoulder* =\\\\= -elsewhere- Akitaru: *sips coffee* iris: late night? Akitaru: "Yeah...kinda nervous about this mission..." iris: hard not to be. Akitaru: "You got the supplies ready?" iris: *nods* Akitaru: "Awesome...Well, get some sleep. I have to finish these papers." -elsewhere- Kepuri: *inhales deeply* akaderu: doing better? Kepuri: *nod nod* "I'm fully over this stupid cold." *sips orange juice--then grimaces* >___< -morning- Kid: *sits up in bed, stretches* stocking: zzzzzz..... Kid: *smiles...grabs his robe...* stocking: *shivering* Kid: *tucks her in...* stocking: =u= Kid: *goes to the kitchen, turns on the stove* stocking: *yaaaawn* Kid: *enters with a tray* stocking: aww~ *The tray has a heart-shaped pancake* stocking: cute~ Kid: "Suits you~" -elsewhere- Poe: "Zzzz..." lana: *yawns and smiles* Poe: *small grumble noise* lana:... ^///^ (thinking: cute) *small forehead kiss* Poe: "Hu-wha?" *opens one eye* o///- lana: morning, edgar. Poe: "...Dream wraith?" lana: *small giggle* nope. just me. Poe: "...Oh. That's...pleasantly surprising." lana: sleep well? Poe: "Yes. My dreams were quite satisfactory. And you?" lana: yeah. same here. .///. Poe: .////. "...So..." lana: ....did you want breakfast yet? Poe: "..." *stomach growls* .////. -elsewhere- Akitaru: "Rise and shine!" shinra: *yaaaawn* Arthur: =-= "Kill all...*yawn* dragons." Victor: owo *shaking violently* tamaki: zzzzzz...... Relan: *nudges Tamaki* tamaki: n-nyeh?! whodat? Relan: "Commander said to wake up--" tamaki: im up im up! Takehisa: *cooking breakfast* Vulcan: *thumbing through phone* maki: mornin'! karin: mornin’! Vulcan: "Hey, Doc, Maki." yu: *yawn* nozomi: good morning. Victor: "MOAR COFFEE." -elsewhere- Meme: *singing to herself* "La la la..." mio: zzzz Meme: "???" *leans down* mio: *mumbling incoherently* Meme: *smooch* mio: O///////////O MIIIIIIIIII! M-m-m-mEME! Meme: "Good morning!" mio: ./////. m-morning... Meme: "Ready to start today?" mio: yeah. *streeeeetch* -elsewhere- mito: *licking chuuya's face* Chuuya: *small grumble* "Huh? ..." *pets Mito* mito: mew~ Chuuya: *yawn* "Some night..." *gets out of bed* mito: ^^ Chuuya: *drags himself to the kitchen, looking back to see whether Mito is following* mito: *yep, she's following him* Chuuya: *sets down plate with food, refills Mito's water* mito: ^^ Chuuya: *pets Mito before pulling out a bowl and pouring in cereal* *checks his phone* -one text from kouyou, one from naoya, and one from an unlisted number- Chuuya: *goes to Kouyou's first* kouyou: [did you sleep well?] Chuuya: [woke up exhausted but got studying done] kouyou: [that's good] Chuuya: [thanks] *looks at Naoya's texts* naoya: [not comin in today. feel like shit -_- bleugh] Chuuya: [sick?] naoya: [ya] Chuuya: [feel better. want anything while i'm out?] naoya: [nah. hirotsu's got it covered] Chuuya: [cool. feel better] *looks at text from unknown number* ochako: [hey ozaki! U hyped for the sports festival? \(^o^)/ ] Chuuya: "???" [hadn't thought of it] ochako: [it's gonna be epic! i can feel it!] Chuuya: [okay?] -elsewhere- Mori: *tossing half-asleep* miura: good morning, sir. Mori: *wakes up with a start* "DON'T PUT THE BOW ON ME!" miura: i had no intention of that, sir. Mori: .____. "...Thank goodness--it was just a dream..." miura: likewise. anyway, i have your schedule for today printed out. Mori: "What's on it?" *gets out of bed, shaking a bit* miura: the usual, executive meeting later at 4...sir? Mori: "What? What is it?" miura: you seem uneasy... Mori: "Just a...bizarre dream." miura: hmm. Mori: ("Why did I look like...that?") -elsewhere- Shotaro: *eating cereal* nea: *yaaaaawn* Yohei: "Long night?" -elsewhere- todo: mamushi. get up. it's time. Mamushi: *groans* "Wh-What?" todo: it is time for us to begin. i trust you know the way. Mamushi: "..." *points into the forest* "That way..." todo: *nods and follows* Mamushi: "..." *stares at the trees* "I used to play here." todo: *saying nothing* -up ahead is a deralict building- todo: is this goma hall? Mamushi: "...It's seen better days." *rubs her eye* todo: then we must hurry. we've been wasting enough time as is. Mamushi: "R-Right..." *pushes away a large plank of debris from the entryway* todo: *entering* Mamushi: *looking around* "It's...all demolished?" todo: *peeeeek* hmm? Mamushi: *spots a light underneath debris* "...Wait..." *moves aside some debris with a grunt* "...A flame?" todo: how peculiar...im sure there is a secret entryway somewhere.... ah! there we go. Mamushi: "I do not understand. Why is there a cellar down--*cough cough*" todo: are you alright, miss hojo? Mamushi: "It-It's nothing I can't handle." todo: perhaps let me hold onto the right eye? Mamushi: "What?! But, teacher...you said it was dangerous to have both in your body." todo: it's alright. we're just about there. right now, im more concerned with your well-being... Mamushi: "..." *reaches a hand to her eye* todo: there we go...*small smile* -after busting down the door- -inside the room, a strange thing is suspended by chains and ofuda- Mamushi: *stares in confusion* todo: so this is the 'impure king'.....in 1858, the monk known as 'fukaku' made a deal with karura, a spirit that possessed the kurikura blade. but even with that, he was unable to fully defeat the impure king, so he subdued him by removing both the 'eyes' and sealing them away... *smirks* so this is what the myoda has been hiding for all these years...i wonder....if we return the eyes....will that revive the impure king? Mamushi: "Wh-What? But that--that idea is monstrous..." todo: then again....i am a monstrous man. Mamushi: "...What the hell are you?" -FWOOOOOM- tatsuma: ... todo: well, i was wondering when you would show up… Mamushi: "High priest!" tatsuma: not to worry mamushi, we'll finish this and get you home safe and sound, ok? Mamushi: *stares in shock* tatsuma: i will make sure this ends with me, and i wont let it plague another generation. -a bird like entity appears besides him- todo: the vermillion phoenix karura....what a splendid familiar... Mamushi: "High Priest...?" tatsuma: now, put the eyes down...and begone! -several fireballs shoot at todo- todo: *rushing at him* -FWOOOOOOM- tatsuma:..... !!!!! todo: heh... *removing the left eye* wakey wakey~ tatsuma: NO DON'T- -too late- Mamushi: *shudders* tatsuma: hold on mamushi, we need to go warn the others! Mamushi: " 'Hold on'?" -BOOOOOOOOOM- juzo: ?!?!?! w-what the? tatsuma: right on time, get mamushi back to the inn. juzo: w-wha? -a cancerous blob bursts out of the shrine- juzo: ???!!!! w-what is.... tatsuma: the impure king. -back at the inn- madoka: *walking through the halls, but hears two members of true cross* ???: they're seriously gonna kill the kid? madoka: ?? *listening in* ???: "He released his power. What else can be done?" ???: not sure what to tell fujimoto... ???: "...Wait until the task is completed." madoka:.... *her heart sinks and she sneaks to rin's room* rin...rin get up! Rin: *sleep talking* "I can't eat another bite..." madoka: *shaking him* rin get up! we need to go, now! Rin: *eyes snap open* "...Madoka? Why aren't I at dinner?" madoka: come on, we need to go, it isnt safe here. *getting her jacket on* Rin: "..." *grabs his sword* "Explain on the way." madoka:.... -elsewhere- uwabami hojo:..... !!!!! is...is that-? kinzo: HOLY FUCK IT'S THE BLOB! Bon: "...Oh no..." izumo: i-is that.... shura: motherfucker! uwabami hojo: everyone! front and center now! Shima: Q~Q konekomaru: what do you think is going on? shiemi: *going to check on rin and madoka* rin? madoka? are you in he-.... !!!!! Shima: "...They doing the nasty?" izumo: SHIEMI DONT LOO-....where the fuck are they? -they flew the coop- shura:.....fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Bon: "...Damn it. What the hell did he do now?" shura: of all the times to go awol! *grumbles* did he find out about the execution notice? shiemi: EXE-WHAT!?! Shima: "Oh, man! If they weren't going to kill him before, they're going to now--" -shura's phone rings- shura: WHAT. IS IT? Mephisto: "Guess who it iiiiiiis~." shura: -_________- what the hell do you want? Mephisto: "I have a fun little document. Guess whose name is on it." shura: ....is this about rin? Mephisto: "Bingo! Give the lady a prize!" felisia: *clapping* shura: can you get to the point? we got kind of a situation here called THE IMPURE KING IS WAKING UP! D8< Mephisto: "Short version: Rin's gonna die." shura: I GOT THAT PART! and, spoiler alert, he and kaname flew the coop. Mephisto: "Oh! Where are they registered?" shura: we're trying to find that out! shiemi: w-we can help look for them! Shima: "Rin's pretty fast, though..." shiemi: he and madoka can help us fight the impure king, then that will clear his name right? Mephisto: "How am I supposed to know--I'm not Head Pope." "...Okay, sure." shura:.....we're on speaker mode, arent we? felisia: yep. shura: -__________________-;;;;; Mephisto: "So, have Rin defeat the Impure King, or kill Rin. Take your pick." shura:....*siiiighs* alright then kids, you heard the man. go find rin and madoka, then kick some impure king ass. shiemi: oh thank you miss shu- shura: just keep this under wraps for now, ok? shiemi: *nods* konekomaru: but....where are they? Bon: *stares at Shura* shura: that's the problem... *notices something on her phone*...............mephisto......why....DIDNT YOU TELL ME....there was a GPS tracker?! Mephisto: "I put those things on so often I lost track." *holds up his map--and sees 40 different color spots on it* "...Huh. Why did I put a tracker on _that_ person?" shura: can i narrow it down? Mephisto: "The blue dot." shura: right. *hands her phone to bon* you guys find rin and madoka, i'll help subdue the impure king. Bon: "How are you going to do that?" shura: just leave it to the pros kiddos~<3 -in the woods someplace- madoka: .....*uneasy* Rin: "..." *hugging his legs, turned away from her, seated in the tree branches* madoka: ....rin?... Rin: "...How high are we?" madoka: im not sure.......rin.....am i....being selfish? Rin: "...How?" madoka: when i heard they were going to kill you....i was so scared....and i made you run away with me because i wanted to keep you safe.....i dont want you to get hurt, rin....*trembling* Rin: "..." *hug* "Love is selfish--because the person you see completes you." madoka:...*hugs him* i guess....t-that makes sense... Rin: "...Where are we going? We can't just..." madoka:....im not sure.... -creeeak- madoka: WOAH! -CRASH- Rin: "Ow..." madoka: ow....a-are you ok? *she landed on top of him* Rin: .///. *nod nod* madoka: t-thats good... *blush* konekomaru: ._.;;;; um..... izumo: there you are! madoka: O-O;; Rin: o\\\\o madoka: w-w-we-we werent doing anything lewd!! >////< izumo: um...i didnt say you were? madoka: *realizing...and grabs a branch* im not letting you hurt rin! *her hands are shaking* izumo: *facepalm* oh for the love of. we're here to _help_ him. Rin: " 'Help'?" *holds his scabbard* "Funny way to 'help' when I got a death warrant." izumo: listen knuckleheads. do you want to stay on the run forever, or do you want a chance to clear your name? Rin: "..." *puts down scabbard* "What're you thinking?" shiemi: *turns him around.....to face part of the impure king* that. madoka: ....how did we miss that? -shiemi and the others explain the situation- Rin: "...So, it's weak to fire?" izumo: *nods* madoka: you're able to control the flames better now, right rin? Rin: owo;;;; "Kinda?" izumo: good enough. let's go! Rin: "Well, I'll need something to get up there--" ???: *cough cough* madoka: ?? izumo: ??... !!! bon! isnt that your dad?! Bon: "!!!" *runs to him* "Dad? What happened?" tatsuma: s-son? is...that you?...guess...i didnt die... -a small bird appears- karura: i have healed your wounds, but you must take it easy, or else you will certainly die. Rin: "...Why is that bird talking? And on fire?" karura: i am known as karura. once upon a time i was servant of the myoda dharmani, but when the secret was exposed, that pact was anulled. i am now bound to tatsuma suguro by a personal agreement. Bon: "So Dad can stop the Impure King--" tatsuma: i cant....im already spent. but i can tell you how to beat the impure king. it will continue to grow until it is the size of a fortress. then a large spore sack will form in the center. Rin: "...Then we just got to burn this mushroom. Where's the weak spot?" tatsuma: inside of the sack. but should it rupture, it will release a deadly miasma. Rin: "Right, that thing!" *starts running* tatsuma:....15 years ago, i made a deal with karura to use the aeon wave flame. it converts one's lifespan into flames. i was planning to use it to defeat the pure king, but i was only able to hold it in place. Bon: " 'One's lifespan'..." *looks at his dad* tatsuma:...rin...i want you to use the kurikura to cleave the impure king's core like fukaku did many years prior...then i will use the remaining aeon wave to finish it off... Bon: "And what will happen to you?!" tatsuma: *smiles* the lives of hundreds are more important than the life of your good for nothing father. karura: oh? you are tatsuma's son? Bon: "...Yes, I am." karura: i am able to transfer the aeon wave to one of the high priests blood. tatsuma: NO! bon's still so young, you musnt get him involved!! i swore on my life this plague would end with me! Bon: *bites his finger, revealing blood* tatsuma: !! karura: so that's how it is then? Bon: "It is. Give it to me." karura: so be it... -a flame appears from the blood- Bon: "!!!" tatsuma:....*sigh* i never wanted you to bear this burden... Bon: *stares at the flames* "...Just have to stop this miasma before it's too late." tatsuma:...listen close son. im going to reach you a barrier sutra. listen well... izumo: .... konekomaru: .... Bon: "Barrier...How?" tatsuma: should the spore sack burst, this will prevent the miasma from escaping....so pay close attention... Bon: "Right..." *watches* -elsewhere- shura: *slicing* damn! they keep multiplying... uwabami hojo: how are things on your end, mr okumura? Yukio: *firing shots* "Trying to hold the line--with little luck!" ???: mr okumuuuuraaaa~ Yukio: *freezes* -a red light is seen in the distance- Yukio: "...!! A fire!" myoda: good! bring it over here! Yukio: "I-I don't think that's an ally coming..." Yukio: *runs towards it* -a young man with feathered ears is staring up at the sky- Yukio: "!!! Todo..." todo: *grins* lovely evening, isnt it, mr okumura? -elsewhere- tatsuma: do you get it now son? Bon: *nods* tatsuma:...you're finally becoming a man. Bon: -___-;;; "...Whatever. Let's go kill this thing." madoka: we're right behind you, bon. *smiles* Rin: *nod nod* "Let's get going!" -back with yukio- todo: come on out boy, i just want a friendly chat <3 *throws a fireball* Yukio: *dodges, fires a shot* todo: ah, there you are. you look tired. busy night i take it? Yukio: *firing more shots* todo: tsk tsk, so violent. *It's coming down onto Todo* todo: *dodge* phew. that could have gone badly. i just want to talk. so tell me, how is your brother these days? Yukio: "Nowhere near you." -elsewhere- madoka: it almost looks like a real fortress... Rin: "With a giant mushroom in the center." kuro: rin! there's a really stinky monster around! Rin: "?! Which direction?" kuro: *points to the impure king* Rin: "...Oh. Um...Well, spores kinda smell, and you got a strong sense of smell..." madoka: kuro, do you want to help us get up there? kuro: NYEH?! rin! you guys cant be serious! Rin: "Well, yeah! We need your size and great leaping ability to get us up there to squash that thing!" kuro: *sigh* alright then. *POOF* madoka: thanks kuro! ^^ Rin: "Yay!" -elsewhere- todo: *dodging bullets* my my, what got into you tonight? Yukio: *silent, firing more shots* todo: did i touch a nerve? how's your dad? Yukio: "Quiet!" *shoots at Todo's feet* todo: i heard he's in weak condition. who knows how long the old codger has left- Yukio: *leaps at Todo, firing* todo: *punch* oops. Yukio: *knocked back* "Ugh..." todo: you must be so stressed from your family holding you back. i understand that completely... -he grins- todo: you're a doctor, correct? Yukio: "Yes...and you'll need one..." todo: from what i heard, fujimoto was also a skilled doctor. as well as a skilled dragoon, but such is to be expected of a former paladin....he always gave your brother the better treatment....and what of you? you were trained to be a weapon. his replacement, so to speak. Yukio: "Quiet..." todo: you think to yourself 'this isnt fair'....admit it. you hate your brother, dont you? Yukio: "N-No! I don't--" -elsewhere- kuro: *running along the 'walls' of the impure king* madoka: woah! Rin: *hanging on* O_O -tendrils shoot at them, but madoka shoots at the tendrils with her arrows- Rin: *flames along his scabbard, as he tries to swing at them* kuro: rin! i see a bolder down there! Rin: "To land on, or toss at this thing?" kuro: to land on! Rin: "Okay! Then do it, buddy!" -nice landing- Rin: "Okay! Now, point me to it's soft spot!" madoka: bon, get ready. -a large round shape is in the center- Bon: "Okay...Just got to prepare the incantation..." madoka: we'll hold off the enemy. Rin: "Right!" *holds the scabbard on fire* madoka: *shooting arrows* Rin: *striking at flames* Bon: *inhales* -elsewhere- todo: already tired? Yukio: *panting, struggling to stay standing* todo: *smirks*.....?? oh? what's this now? Yukio: *aims again--but stumbles, firing just past Todo* -several magic circles begin to glow- todo: so you werent just aimlessly shooting....clever boy. Yukio: *smirks* "You will be contained now..." -several watery creatures appear, some female looking, some male looking, some resembling children- Yukio: "Naiads..." todo: *smirks* water beats fire....well im right in a pickle, arent i? Yukio: *gets on his knees, panting, exhausted* todo: heh. you cant even keep up...so much for in your prime....*lunges and pins him to the ground* how boring...perhaps i should kill you here and now... Yukio: "L-Let go!" -inside the impure king- madoka: rin! look out! *shooting arrows* Rin: *dodges, still trying to unsheathe his sword* "Damn it..." -elsewhere- shura: ..... !!!! oh shit- everyone! outside the barrier! now! Monk #1: "!!!" -the spore sack twitches violently- Monk #2: "That d..."Monk #2: "That ain't good..." -BOOOOOOOOOOOM- Monk #1: !!!! -elsewhere- todo: *pulls back fist* good night, yukio okumura~ *about to punch* Yukio: "NO!" *he's feeling warm...* todo: hmm? *FWOOSH* todo: *jumps back* well, this certainly is a game changer... Yukio: *trying to look* ("Everything's dark...No...Blue?") todo: seems i underestimated you...those eyes.....they arent your own... -POW- todo: *knocked back* oof- Yukio: *vision slowly returning* "Wh-What?" todo: well, fancy seeing you here mr shima. juzo: word to the wise, it's not a smart idea to go flaunting your flames about like that if you're trying to hide. Yukio: ("...Flames...") juzo: after all the lives you have ruined, there wont even be ashes left of you, todo! -inside the impure king- madoka: *cough* rin! bon! are you guys ok?? Rin: *forcing a smile, as he swings his sheathed sword at tendrils* "Just fine!" Bon: *focusing the fire* "..." kuro: *looking at a large entity* t-that's- impure king: *ROARS* -outside the barrier, rain begins to fall- Bon: "...W-We can't stop this thing...It's not possible..." -elsewhere- Yukio: "..." *light bulb* todo: *still battling juzo and the others of the myoda* Yukio: "Um, excuse me? I think I have an idea..." juzo: eh? monk: you want to make a strategy now?! Yukio: *shrug* "It's that or Todo keeps gaining ground..." juzo: ....alright. what do you have in mind? todo: done already? awww, but im just getting started~ Yukio: "So you'll hold him while we let Mother Nature weaken him..." juzo: right. narumi! shishamo! take the lead! Narumi: "Have at thee!" todo: *battling* *smirks* have at me all you like, i'll just absorb the weaker flames anyway. it's almost like trick-or-treating! juzo: TRICK OR TREAT THIS! FIRE LIFE SAMAHDI! *throws a bigass fireball at todo* -BOOOOOM- Yukio: *watches* "Just a bit more..." todo: fighting fire with fire? despite how the saying goes. it wont work-...urk-...w-what? Yukio: "Over-working yourself in your old age, teach?" todo: ....clever boy... -FWOOOOOOM- *Everyone is blown back, Yukio having to hang onto a boulder...* juzo: is he....dead? Yukio: "He's ash." ???: huhuhuhu~ Yukio: "!!!" todo: *getting up, his body ash and crumbling* making me overheat. not a bad plan...however, dont underestimate the healing abilities of a phoenix... Yukio: "No..." todo: *crumbling in the rain* oh...i forgot its raining...this might....make recovery difficult... -inside the impure king- madoka: *panting* this is bad... Rin: "J-Just have to keep going...as long as we can..." madoka: r-right. cant give up now... Bon: *stumbling, his finger still pressed to the ground* kuro: *clawing at tendrils* Bon: *panting, staring* "How much longer...?" karura: with thing going the way they are, the barrier may not last if you continue to be exposed to the miasma. Bon: "I'm fine--" *cough cough* madoka: !! Rin: "Bon! Hang on! Let us protect you like those princesses in fairy tales!" Bon: "...The hell you just call me?!" madoka: ^^;; dont worry, we got you covered! Rin: "Yep! Shining Knight Madoka and Rin to the rescu--" *cough cough* madoka: rin! Rin: *waves his hand* "I-I can do it..." *smiles* "Just trust me..." madoka: *nods and keeps shooting arrows* Bon: *on his knees and hand, trying to keep a hold...* Rin: *knocking down tendrils* impure king *ROAAAAAR* Rin: *thinking, as he sees a small flame on his shoulder* "...Could I...?" madoka: *nearly about to collapse* Rin: *remembers...* "Do these flames only burn humans or..." *spots Madoka* "!!!" *catches her* madoka: *pant* t-thanks.... RIN! BEHIND YOU! Rin: "?!" *turns* -a large tendril is coming down onto them- Rin: *tugging at his sword* "Come on, come on!" -why was i saved?- Rin: ("...I just wanted to be a hero...But then...I'm...") -why did fujimoto save me?- Rin: ("Because...Because...I...don't know.") -why are you alive?- madoka: RIN! Rin: *flames are along his back* "..." madoka: ....*holds his hand* Rin: "!!!" madoka:....*smiles* Bon: "Urk..." *falling down* madoka: !!! Bon: *he lets go* Rin: "Oh crap..." shura: *fighting off tendrils* GUYS! NOW ISNT THE TIME FOR MAKING GOOGOO EYES AT EACH OTHER! D8< Rin: "THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE DOING! I'm trying to figure out how to burn these things!" shura: USE YOUR SWORD THEN! PROVE FUJIMOTO HE WAS RIGHT TO RAISE YOU! Rin: *tugs on the sword from its sheathe* -why did he save me?- Rin: *removes the sword* "So I can do this!" *ignites in blue flames* madoka: !!! *smiles* shura: *grins* raise hell, kid. Rin: *leaps and slices at tendrils* ("This is too slow...") ???: good grief. this is pathetic to watch. Bon: *lying on the ground* "Wh-What...?" Rin: "?!" -a large bird like creature has appeared besides rin- bird: i am ucchusma. the impurity kongo. the impure king is my age old foe. the blade you wield was once our lord's weapon. if you desire to defeat the impure king, i will teach you how to guide the flame. Rin: ._. "...'Kay. What's Step #1?" -the bird has now possessed the koma sword- Rin: " So, you gave me a power-up?" ucchusma: more or less speaking. i will call forth the fire life samadhi, a flame with the power to burn anything in the material world. with that, i will purify the impure king and the whole mountain with flame using your flames of satan. Rin: "Wh-What?! By 'material,' that'd kill everyone on this mountain!" ucchusma: so? it is of little consequence. all those who entered the impure palace and were touched by its servants are contaminated. the impure king can come back from even a remnant, therefore each one must be purified. let us go. Rin: "...So, just need to burn away impurities...even those attached to living flesh..." *small sneer* ucchusma: *chanting the sutra* Rin: *repeating the chant* ("So what do I do...") madoka: *running up the steps, shooting at tendrils as she does* Rin: ("Just need to burn...") impure king: *ROOOOOOOARS* madoka: RIN! Rin: ("Burn it all...Burn it all!") -CLANG- ucchusma: ?? why do you hesitate? Rin: "...Because...I can't kill them..." -its in your nature- Rin: ("No...I mean, I know I am...Satan's son...") madoka: *jumps* -BURN IT ALL! BURN IT! SCORCH THEM! THEY WANT YOU DEAD! KILL THEM BEFORE THEY KILL YOU!- Rin: ("...I want to...") -hug- madoka: *she had jumped onto his back, and is holding him* it's ok rin... Rin: "...What do I do...?" madoka: *holds his hands* we got this. all of us. *smiles* Rin: *inhales* "O-Okay...I just have to focus--* *FWOOM* *Flames cover Rin and Madoka* madoka: !!!....*closes her eyes* it feels warm... -a large wave of blue flames appears- uwabami hojo: !!!.... wha? monk: hey, only the fungus is burning off... monk 2: feels kinda nice actually... Yukio: "...Rin...What the hell have you done...?" monk 3: LOOK! THE IMPURE KING! -the impure palace is vanishing- Shima: "...Wow..." konekomaru: he...he did it! shiemi: *smiles* i knew he could do it! izumo: well i'll be... true cross member: wait, satan's son is...helping us? true cross member 2: am i tripping balls right now? Monk #3: "Not exactly proper language..." -the impure king has vanished, and rain still falls- Rin: *panting* "...Damn..." madoka: ha.....we....*she hugs rin tightly* we did it!! Rin: .\\\\. "...We did?" *looks around...then smiles widely* madoka: ^////^ *tears falling* Rin: "???" *hug* madoka: im so proud of you rin. Rin: "...You are?" madoka: ^^ of course rin. *smiles* shura: great job, kiddos. the three of you are heroes. -several people come running up- konekomaru: okumura! Bon: *struggling to stand* Shima: "What the heck did you all do up here?!" madoka: well...we beat the impure king. ^^ izumo: *JAWDROP* she says it so casually....are you _sure_ she's a rookie? shiemi: wow! so brave. madoka: oh, i was terrified! but i couldnt let that stop me. Rin: "Always brave is more like it..." *rubs the back of his head* ^\\\^ shiemi: ?? yuki? Yukio: *grim stare, as he marches up the hill* Rin: "!!! Bro! Look what I did! I told you I'd do this!" shura: ?? Rin: "I said I'd be the hero you wanted me to be, who Dad would want, who could leave you eating my-" Yukio: *Punch* madoka: !!! shiemi: YUKI! Rin: *stunned, down on the grass* "...What the hell?!" Yukio: "I told you not to use those flames!" shura: those flames just saved our asses! Yukio: "And what if he got out of control? He is Satan's son! The powers that be could still kill him! I told you to keep control of him, and you just did not list--" Rin: *Punch* shura: *grabs him* RIN! YUKIO! CALM DOWN! *clunks their heads together* Rin: X_X Yukio: X_X madoka: D8> shura: -_-; -later- Rin: *snoring* madoka: zzzzz....*asleep next to him* Rin: *yawns, opens his eyes* "..." o\\\o madoka: *yawn* hmm? hey rin....how's your head? Rin: "..." *touches his head--and winces* "Gah! Man...The Impure King must've hit me hard..." madoka:..... rin... Rin: "??? A-Are you okay? Did we win?" madoka: *she nods* yeah. we did it. we beat it. Rin: "..." *hug* madoka: *smooch* u/////u i love you. Rin: .\\\. "I-I love you...And I...I..." Shima: "OooooooOOOOOOOOoooo..." madoka: O////O s-sh-shima?! shiemi: oh my. .///.; Rin: o\\\\\o "WHY ARE YOU ALL IN MY ROOM?!" izumo: this is an inn, remember? Rin: "THEN CAN'T WE BUY EXTRA ROOMS?!" Shima: "So you can do things alone in this room?" madoka: eh......EHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!?! O///////////////////////////O *KO* awawawawawa -elsewhere- yaozo: and that's what happened. felisia: ... Mephisto: "...So, I guess we can't kill Rin?" yaozo: the boy is a hero. Mephisto: "So, no killing, got it." *sips his drink* "Sweet." yaozo: right....i'll just be going then. Mephisto: "So soon?" yaozo: *nods* if the vatican needs me to give a testimony, i shall do so. *exits* felisia: well.....*cuddles up to mephisto* seems we have the room all to ourselves now~<3 Mephisto: "Indeed~" felisia: i brought something special for the trip. so im just gonna put that on real quick, ok~? Mephisto: *chuckles* "Alright..." felisia: i'll only be a moment~ -after a short moment, something is felt pressed against his back- Mephisto: "...Oh. You." shura: *holding a kunai to his neck* alright. start talkin... Mephisto: -_-; "...Fine. So, the key is to use honey, not sugar--" shura: just what are you planning to use rin for, huh? Mephisto: "..." *smiles at her* "You know what would be a shame?" shura: is this going to be some vague threat? Mephisto: "Not vague. A promise." shura:.....*removes the kunai and heads for the door* i got my eye on you.........oh...and tell felisia i said congrats on her pregnancy. *exits* Mephisto: "...Huh." felisia:....*hug* i trust your judgement...call it instinct i guess.... Mephisto: "..." *hug* "So trusting..." felisia: *crawling onto his lap* now, where were we~? Mephisto: *smirks* "In the best place possible..." *smooch* felisia: ah~<3 konekomaru: *opens the door* mr yaozo are you-............. O____________________O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; *closes the door* felisia: OuO;;;; Mephisto: "...I usually enjoy audiences, but not like that." -morning- izumo: finally, we're heading on home. unagi: *peeeeek* Shima: .\\\. *waves* unagi: <um....shima-kun.....you'll....write back....wont you?> Shima: <Of-Of course!> o\\\w\\\o unagi:....t-thank you....renzou. uwabami hojo: ..... renzou. a word with you for a moment. Shima: "??? Um...Yes?" uwabami hojo: im fine with you having unagi as a friend, but that's as far as i can allow your relationship to go. Shima: "Huh? I mean...Wait, why not further? I mean, if I wanted something more--" uwabami hojo: *grabs shima by the shoulders and looks him straight in the eye* renzou. unagi is 12. Shima: “Eh-…….EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!?!” -on the plane home- Rin: "..." izumo: koneko, shima, you guys look awful. konekomaru: i saw nothing...i saw nothing... Shima: Q____Q "The universe hates me as much as I hate myself." izumo: good. madoka: *holding rin's hand* Rin: "..." *pat pat* -upon arriving to the airport, several people are there with a sign that reads 'welcome home exwires'!- adrian: well if it aint the heroes of kyoto! seiya: congratulations. gilda: ^^ Rin: owo kyouko: oi! rin! yukio! Rin: *waves, smiling* kyouko: you....*shaking him* YOU ALMOST DIED MORON! D8< madoka: ^^; ???: -aAAAAADOOOOKAAAAAAAAA!!!! *TACKLES HER* madoka: AH sayaka: I MISSED YOU SO MUUUUUUUUUUCH! TT~TT Rin: X____X Bon: "..." sayaka: hey guys! how was kyoto? did you see kyoto tower? did you take pics? we got new students at school! one girl considers me her senpai now! kyouko: sayaka, inhale. sayaka: *BREATHES IN...then out* sorry. im just so hyped! Yukio: *grabbing his bag* Rin: "That's great news!" *shaking still from Kyouko's attack* -elsewhere- ???: right....i see.....i'll keep an eye on them....understood lord lucifer... -elsewhere- ango: ._.; um.....this is.....er...... Kunikida: "...Why?" ango: exactly. dazai, what are you trying to do here? Dazai: "You two have so much in common!" ango: i dont see it. Kunikida: "Agreed." Dazai: owo;;; "...You both can't stand me.* ango: .... Kunikida: "...He is quite annoying." ango: what you mean to say is 'neither of you can stand me'. Dazai: -3- Kunikida: "His grammar is atrocious." ango: isnt that the truth. -_.-; Dazai: "See? You're getting along great!" ango: -_.-; Kunikida: "...I'm going to need more alcohol." ango: tomato juice please. im driving. Dazai: *pouts* "Fine...I'll get your drinks." Kunikida: "...Was he always like this?" ango:....to be honest, he has improved quite a bit....thought that's a stretch. Kunikida: "...I'm reticent to admit the same. I can only imagine how worse he was before the Agency." ango: ......you're better off not knowing... Kunikida: "Perhaps. After his behavior at work..." ango: ....being in the mafia...can mess a person up...a lot...especially under the care of the mafia's boss... Kunikida: "Hmm...I cannot imagine." ango: .... Kunikida: *holds up glass* -elsewhere- Rin: "I just want to sleep for days..." kyouko: i can imagine. we got your bed all set up for you. oh, and you start classes again the day after tomorrow, just to give you a day to get your bearings back. Rin: "...Only a day?" Q_Q kyouko:....rin? are you sure you're alright? Rin: *nods* *yawn* "Just exhausted..." kyouko:..well, if you need anything, let us know, ok? Rin: *weak smile* "R-Right...Thanks." -elsewhere- Kid: "Feeling better?" stocking: yeah. *yawn* Kid: *rubs her back* "Need more sleep?" -elsewhere- Relan: *kitten yawn* shinra: zzzz Relan: "..." *hug* shinra: =///w///= Relan: "Feel okay?" shinra: yeah. Relan: "..." *rubs his hand lightly through his hair* shinra: =/////= Relan: "It's soft." -elsewhere- keek: Q_____Q Hawthorne: "..." barkova: *growls* heheheh~ Hawthorne: "Stop that noise, you mutt." barkova: *snarls* Hawthorne: *glare* barkova: *snarling* FD: "Down." barkova: !!....*silences herself, trembling...almost as if afraid* FD: "Corner." barkova: *crawling to a corner and curls into a ball* .... Hawthorne: "...Disgusting." yana: ... keek: Q_Q FD: "??? Why are you crying?" keek: THIS PLACE IS TERRIFYING AND I WANNA GO HOME! FD: "..." keek: i-i never asked to be brought here. i just want to go home and see my mom again... FD: "I can arrange that." keek: r-really? FD: "Yes. She would look nice with a bomb along her neck as well." keek: !!! no please! dont involve her in this! i-i'll be good! just dont hurt her! FD: "Then do as I say, before I get angry." keek: o-ok.... FD: "Zoey, what shall we do with them..." zoey: whatever you see fit, master fyodor... FD: "..." *smirks* "Care to have some fun?" zoey: for you, anything! FD: "Good. Take the pastor and get him to change that expression. Make the girl watch." -elsewhere- Yohei: *shivers* chie: everything ok, honey? Yohei: "...Fine. It's fine." chie: yohei...i can tell when something is bothering you...*hug* Yohei: "...Don't tell the others. Not yet." chie: *nods* is it....him? Yohei: *nods* chie:....*rubs his back* Yohei: "...New info at work. Just...Why?" chie: ....... medea: ....... *walking back to her room* ..... Shotaro: "G'morning Medea!" medea: !!! Shotaro: "Ready for breakfast? ...You okay?" medea: just....just tired is all....i think...i will sleep in today... Shotaro: "...Well, feel better soon." medea:.....right...... -elsewhere- Lucy: *grumble* anne: *poke poke* Lucy: =_____= "Stupid sleep..." -in another room- kirako: zzzz.... Dazai: *whistling in the kitchen* mii: *mreeeeeow* Dazai: "???" *looks down* -it appears to be a mouse.....with a camera inside it?- Dazai: "Hmm..." kirako: *yaaaawns* morning... *in a nightshirt and panties* Dazai: *kicks the mouse behind him* *smiles* "Hey there." kirako: making breakfast? Dazai: "Surprised?" -elsewhere- Hibana: "And pancakes are done!" *sets down...very burnt pancakes* mikami: um...thank you commander ^^; gabriella: ^^; hanako: yay! Hibana: Eat up~ -elsewhere- Meme: *puts on her sweater vest* mio: *yaaaawn* -at school- atsushi: *working hard* Kyoka: "Impressive." atsushi: *hella focused* Kyoka: *looks over his shoulder* -elsewhere- tsuyu: seems they're setting up for the sports festival more and more each day. Izuku: owo *shaking* ochako: this is gonna be so exciting! Iida: "An important moment to demonstrate our improved skills since last time we engaged in competition!" Bakugo: -____- ochako: what do you think, todoroki? Todoroki: *staring at an envelope in his hands* "..." ochako: >w> what's that ya got there? Todoroki: "Nothing." ochako: hmmm... Iida: "That looks like the envelope of tickets that were distributed to all students. ... !!!! You mean you haven't given your tickets to anyone?!" Todoroki: "Quiet." ochako: .... Bakugo: "What, you don't want your mom going?" Todoroki: "..." Izuku: "..." *light bulb* "!!!" eijiro: what about your sister? Todoroki: "...I haven't given her a ticket yet." eijiro: planning on doing that when you get home? Todoroki: "...I don't know." -elsewhere- Student: *running, tossing off his jacket--which is on fire* "Get away from me!" shinra: ?!?! Student: "They're not leaving me alone! Call the cops!" shinra: oi! the hell are you guys doing? girl in glasses: nyeh? who's this brat? Student: "Th-They wanted money! I gave it to them! Then they burned my jacket!" TT~TT girl in glasses: yeah, it wasnt enough brat. shinra: *KICK ATTACK* girl in glasses: tch- oh, you really want to go up against an oni? heh, be my guest. *holding a die, and rolls it. 3* -BOOOOM- shinra: *has already ran with the student* girl in glasses: !!! fuck! -elsewhere- Arthur: *puts on a mask* "..." mina: is that a welding mask, boyle? jirou: nice. Arthur: "I thought if the new recruit Vulcan can do it, so can I..." mina: like from star trek?! *shiny eyes* Arthur: "...What is this 'Trek in the Stars' of which you speak?" mina: dude, have you been like, living in the middle ages or something?! Arthur: "No era in this world ever dies, so long as it lives on, in our hearts and minds!" *holds up blow torch* -he was put on janitorial duty- Arthur: *holding a plunger* "...Vile toilet. I will be the end of you." marie: *SCREAMING* -BOOOOOOM- Arthur: o____o "...Truly, you are an expert..." -elsewhere- Kunikida: *holding his head, groaning* -the apartment is empty- Kunikida: "..." *stumbles out of bed* "Medicine..." -elsewhere- Benimaru: "Right there." kirei: *rubbing his shoulders* Benimaru: =\\\= "That's good..." -elsewhere- Poe: *humming* rowena: doing well, i see. *smiles* Poe: .w. "...Maybe?" rowena: how is lana? Poe: o\\\\o "...Lana-y?" rowena: ...brother? are you ok? Poe: *nod nod nod* rowena: ....did something happen? *worried* Poe: "...I have a girlfriend. I'm scared." rowena: !! brother, im so happy for you! Poe: .\\\. "I'm going to screw this up." rowena: o.o; why do you think that? Poe: "...Because I'm cursed." rowena:....brother.... Poe: "I'm not worthy..." -elsewhere- FD: "You completed punishment?" zoey: yes.... keek: *still shaking, horrified* Hawthorne: ………. FD: "Good..." *pats Zoey's head* zoey: ah~ sonia: *peeking out her door, just out of sight* FD: "..." *spots Sonia* "..." sonia: *has already gone back inside her room* ...... FD: "...Zoey, perhaps you should punish the other one..." *walks to Sonia's door* keek: *already hiding in her room* zoey: open up.....OPEN THE DOOR! keek: *whimpering* sonia:....... FD: *knocks on Sonia's door* sonia: .... FD: "Sonia? May I enter?" sonia:......... FD: *opens the door* sonia:....*stares at him* ....... FD: "...Are you hungry?" sonia:.... yana: not much of a conversationalist, is she? FD: "No. But she looks hungry. Might as well give her something." sonia: ...... -elsewhere- Bon: "..." *tosses a ball against the wall* konekomaru: *already catching up with school work* Shima: "..." *headdesk* konekomaru: ?? Shima: "I'm an idiot." konekomaru: is this about unagi still? Shima: *nods* konekomaru: ^^; well, to be fair you never actually asked. Shima: "She looked like her older sister!" konekomaru: *sweatdrop* oh, by the way, night market is open tonight. did you want to go? Shima: TT~TT *nod nod* Bon: "..." -elsewhere- Vulcan: *pouts* nozomi: everything alright? Vulcan: "Just thinking...about those Hoods..." nozomi: ....oh.... Vulcan: "Yeah. Just nervous about this mission." -elsewhere- Anya: *looking up at the sky* bailey: thinking about stuff, princess? Anya: -_-; "Don't call me that." bailey: isnt it true though? O.O; Anya: "...I just don't like being called that while I'm here." bailey: oh. im sorry. D8> Anya: "It's fine. Just don't make a habit of it, please." bailey: noted! -elsewhere- Giriko: *holding a ping pong paddle* "Ready!" -elsewhere- Gopher: "SMASH IT!" kirika: *squish* freaking roaches... Gopher: *huge sigh of relief, as he leans against Kirika* "So grateful..." kirika: -_-; Gopher: "I hate those tiny creatures, with their antenna and legs and...and..." o_____o kirika: what? Gopher: "...What if there are more of them?" -elsewhere- Medusa: *sips juice* neian: zzzz Medusa: "..." *rocks the crib just a bit* neian: =w= Medusa: *content sigh* grimoire: seems the child has mellowed you out after hundreds of years. Medusa: -_-;;; "I have not changed that much." -elsewhere- Yumi: *making Shiori's bed* shiori: zzz lord death: ^^ Yumi: *whispers* "She's growing so big..." lord death: i know. Yumi: "...Death?" lord death: hmm? Yumi: "...She's going to need you." lord death:....i know...hey shiori.. shiori: *yawn* pa! pa! lord death:...*craddling her* Yumi: TTWTT stocking:.....*walking away*....*sigh* Kid: *whispers* "Found you..." stocking: !!!! kid! jeez, i nearly jumped out of my skin! Kid: ._.; "S-Sorry..." stocking: *sigh* i-it's fine... Kid: "...What's wrong?" stocking: just this whole sibling thing im trying to get used to....it feels so surreal. Kid: *nods* "I have...some familiarity with that." stocking:...s-sorry... Kid: "It's fine...I have a sense how you may feel...but maybe I could ask, do you feel badly about this?" stocking:....how so? Kid: "Are you upset with the situation?" stocking: i wouldnt go that far. i mean, i am shocked, but im not mad or anything. Kid: *nods* "Any sense how you'll react when your parents have this child?" stocking: i dont really know....i'll just have to take it in stride. Kid: "...I think...your sibling will have the best sister possible." stocking: ^^; Kid: *pats her hand* -elsewhere- ebie: maaaaaail caaaaaaall! oscar: *looking at a letter*....i'll read this one in secret~<3 Steinbeck: "...We get mail?" ebie: yep! oh, and your sister sent you a letter! Steinbeck: *takes it* "..." rosasharn: [dear big brother, how are you doing? we're all doing well so far back home. midge is growing up so quick, she looks just like her papa. ruthie and winfield ask about you every day, as does ma. you know how she worries, haha. write back soon, your sister, rose of sharon.] Steinbeck: "..." *his hand shakes slightly* twain:..you ok? Steinbeck: "Fine! Just...fine." twain: ok then. Steinbeck: "..." *folds the letter, puts it in his pocket* -elsewhere- Lucy: "Another!" clerk: ma'am...you've had 9 shots of orange juice... Lucy: "A. NOTH. ER!" atsushi: OwO;;;; Lucy: *stares at Atsushi* "...Be my drinking buddy." atsushi: um... okaaaay? OwO;;;; odasaku: *sweatdrop* Lucy: *leans forward, holding the glass up to him* atsushi: here i go! *takes a full chug* haa... Lucy: "...I like a man who can hold his juice..." atsushi: ^^; (thinking: at least it isnt something like alchohol, i would die) odasaku: you and ango would get along great in that aspect. Lucy: *leans against him* =w= atsushi: O////////////O um... odasaku: .... 7.7; Lucy: *holds his hand, breathes calmly* "..." -a shiver goes up atsushi's body....and his tail pops out- Lucy: *feels the tail hit her* o\\\\\\o atsushi: O/////////O;;;; Lucy: O\\\\\O "...It's big." odasaku: you two um....need a moment alone? atsushi: yeah... Lucy: o\\\\\o "...Have you always been able to have that...tail?" atsushi: since this summer, yeah....i think? Lucy: "...What about..." *pats his head, rubbing his hair* "...ears?" atsushi: uhhh...... o/////////////o *sweating, tail twitching all over* Kyoka: "Is there sinning here?" atsushi: O_O;;;; odasaku: busted. ._.; Lucy: -_-; "Not now..." o\\\o "I mean...no?" atsushi:.... *atsushi.exe has stopped responding* Kyoka: "..." *takes Atsushi's hand* "He's going home. He is not feeling well. Goodbye." Lucy: D:< -outside- naoya: tough break, kiddo. Akutagawa: *clawing a pillar* naoya:...say, something rather funny happened the other day! Akutagawa: "ThERE'S NOthing fuNNY..." naoya: O-O;....well i was hiking through the woods the other day, and guess who i ran into... Akutagawa: "Dead hiker." naoya: no....mori. *she cracks up laughing* Akutagawa: "...Ha ha ha..." naoya: *grins* see, there ya go! Akutagawa: "..." -\\\\- "Let's just go." -elsewhere- akaderu: *in a fast food uniform, collapsed on the couch* X_X im dead.... -elsewhere- miura: ... Mori: "Well? What is it?" miura: no comment, sir... Mori: "Hmph. Not much of a conversationalist..." miura: -.-; Mori: "Can't you tell a joke?" miura: you mean besides kajii's 'sex life'? Mori: "...High five?" miura: *high five* Mori: "Good one!" miura: thank you sir. Mori: "You're welcome....You drink?" miura: im not physically able to sir, given that, in case you forgot, i'm a goddamn robot. Mori: "Motor oil?" miura: hah. funny. Mori: "...Do you do anything for fun? I mean, if you can't drink, what do you do?" -elsewhere- Mephisto: "How are you~?" stocking: doing well dad. how was the trip? Mephisto: "Illuminating." *holds up a gift bag* stocking: oh? Mephisto: "Something sweet for our sweet daughter~" stocking: *shiny eyes* felisia: hope you like it. stocking: *HUG* TTuTT Mephisto: "!!!" *pat pat* "Are you okay?" stocking: just happy... -elsewhere- Dazai: "Where did it come from?" atsushi: i think it just popped out cause i was nervous... i mean, i know it's a side effect of my ability but.... ./////.; it's still awkward... Dazai: "...Maybe see a doctor? Or...a vet?" atsushi: -_-; odasaku: that...actually is kinda funny. atsushi: no one is asking you od- Dazai: "??? 'Odd'?" atsushi: ._.; oddly enough? OuO;; Dazai: "...Okay. But maybe it's tiger puberty." atsushi: =////=; what was it like for you?.....when you started having those.....weird feelings that make you feel funny? Dazai: "...You mean when I noticed how attractive certain people were?" atsushi: i guess? Dazai: "...I think I lost my virginity before I realized how attractive people are." atsushi: O-O; um- Dazai: "It didn't feel like anything. Maybe other people's first time is good. But it felt empty. Just happened." atsushi:.....oh... Dazai: "With time, I had good experiences, and bad experiences. I screwed up, a lot." atsushi:....*pats his back* Dazai: *small smile* "You're going to be fine." atsushi:....t-thanks... odasaku:....*pats his back* Dazai: "And hey, you're getting sex education at school, so just be smart." atsushi: o-of course! .... .//////.;;;; Dazai: "??? What, you need some more sex ed?" atsushi: im fine thank you! Dazai: *nods, pats his head* -elsewhere- Jacqueline: "!!!!" *holds up the newspaper* kim: what happened? Jacqueline: "Doesn't this surveillance photo have someone who looks familiar?" kim: *examines* ?? *squiiiint* *It looks like her mom* kim:...*her stomach drops* Jacqueline: "...What is she doing?" -elsewhere- Todoroki: *holding the envelope* fuyumi: more fan mail? ^^; Todoroki: *holds it to her* "Take it." fuyumi: oh? um... *opens it* !! Todoroki: "...Will you be in attendance?" fuyumi: *smiles* it'd be my pleasure. -elsewhere- Meme: *frowning* tsugumi: is everything ok, meme? mio: you look uneasy... Meme: "Just tense...irritated...Want to punch something..." mio: did someone say some shit to you? Meme: "..." *nod nod* mio: want me to beat them up? Meme: *shakes her head* "...I want a punching bag. Can you hold it for me?" -elsewhere- eijiro: SPORTS FESTIVAL HYYYYPE! atsushi: ???? i am so confused. Lucy: "That thing where the Quirk students compete against each other?" momo: not just quirk students. over the years, it has grown and expanded to various types of students. Kyoka: "Such as ability users?" momo: i dont see why not. ^^ Kyoka: *looks at Lucy* Lucy: *looks at Kyoka* Lucy and Kyoka: "..." *look at Atsushi* atsushi: um.... ^^; ochako: deku. iida.....*her face is intense* LET'S DO OUR BEST!! Iida: ._. Izuku: o_o "Y-Yeah..." mina: its like she's possessed all the sudden. ._.; Izuku: "M-Must be pumped up?" ^^; Todoroki: "..." ochako: IM TOTALLY GONNA WRECK THIS! YEEEEAH! Izuku: o_____o Todoroki: "..." -later, at lunch- Izuku: "...So, I was wondering..." ochako: hmm? whats up? Izuku: "I'm sorry if this seems intrusive, and you're totally free not to answer. I mean, I wouldn't want to look like I'm delving into other people's business, but at the same time I think learning more about my classmates can help me rationalize what is--" Iida: *slaps Izuku upside the head* Izuku: *focused* "Why did you want to become a hero?" ochako: oh! um...well...uhh....i-if i tell you, you promise you wont look down on me? Izuku: "O-Of course I won't!" Iida: *nod nod* ("...Although I am taller than you.") ochako: well.....*sigh* im doing it for money. ^^;; Izuku: "!!!" Iida: "...Well, why is that wrong to seek a more comfortable lifestyle?" ochako: it's just...well, my family owns a construction company, but we dont get much business, so we're kinda broke. Izuku: "...Oh." ochako: thats why i want to become a pro hero. i can earn lots of money so my family can live easier lives! Iida: "That is quite noble!" Izuku: "Yeah! It's what anyone would want..." Todoroki: *around the corner* "..." -elsewhere- Yohei: *flipping through documents* coworker: oi, nanami. how's the fam? Yohei: *smiles* "Quite well. Kiddo will be doing computer coding in no time." coworker: haha. Yohei: *points to a pic on his desk* "Looks like his mom." coworker: he's got your eyes though. Yohei: "...A bit gentler than mine." -elsewhere- Hibana: *mixing chemicals* -elsewhere- Bakugo: *drinking milk--looking around him* "..." eijiro: you excited man? Bakugo: "...Just something to do. Got to show this class is the best. And that I'm the best." eijiro: yeah! ....you feel like someone is staring at us right now? Bakugo: "Every. Damn. Day." eijiro: almost feels malicious. creepy. *shivers* Bakugo: "..." *hands Eijiro a knife* "Toss this." eijiro: HUEH?! O_O; Bakugo: "He'll dodge it. He always does." eijiro: uuuuhhhh ._.;;;;;;;; Bakugo: "..." *takes the knife back* "I'll do it." *tosses it into shrubs in the cafeteria--and a loud yell is heard* eijiro: HOLY SHIT! Mineta: *sits up out of the bushes* Q__Q *he's holding a camera...* eijiro: oh. it was nothing important then. Bakugo: "Yep." Mineta: "YOU COULD'VE KILLED ME!" student: so? pony: *gives him a cup full of ice* Mineta: TT~TT "Thank you, Pony." pony: yeah, ya needed some ice for dat burn. Mineta: Q_______Q "EVERYONE IS SO MEAN!" -elsewhere- Stein: "...What's security like at this festival?" marie: they've strengthened it up five times since last time, given the incidents that have been occurring recently. Stein: *nods* "Gonna be loud...but it'll bring in ratings." marie: remember how fun it was when we were taking part? Stein: "...I was just there to win." marie: ...still, it was fun. Stein: "Hmm...It was kind of funny seeing Spirit lose." marie: yeah. kami was so pissed off at him for that. kneed him right in the balls. Stein: "...Ha." Spirit: *flames around him* "..." marie: OuO; Stein: "Oh. Hello, Spir--" Spirit: "LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING! THIS COMPETITION IS GOING TO BE MASSIVE! AND I'M GOING TO RECLAIM MY CREDIBILITY AT IT!" marie: are you...saying you're going to compete? ._.; Spirit: "...Sure?" -elsewhere- Master: "Put that banner up higher." miranda: *nods and putting it up* Master: *thumbs up* "The Sports Festival should be a killer for business." miranda: yeah. *smiles* remember that year i was in the olympics? good times. *smiles* Master: *nods* "We are still proud of you." miranda: ^^ -elsewhere- Hyde: *drops a TV into the living room* licht: *raises a brow* romina: ooh. Hyde: "Guess who's watching the festival?!" julian: us? Hyde: "Yep!" *hands Julian a bowl and a bag of microwavable popcorn* julian: ._.; Hyde: "I got plenty! So keep making it!" -elsewhere- Izuku: o_______o *looking into a shop window* "New...alternative...action figures...of All Might..." *grabs his wallet--and sees the cash* "Aw...I don't have enough money." ???: *hands him some cash* Izuku: "?!" *looks* ???: here. take it....dont worry, its not stolen or something, haha. Izuku: "I-I can't take your money! I mean, I didn't earn it. And it could be a poor example if I wish to be a model superhero. Furthermore--" -she smiles- yana: easy kiddo. im just trying to be a good Samaritan here. ^^ i can tell you really want it. if you want, you could pay me back some time later. Izuku: "..." *nod nod* "Th-Thank you! Um...Where do I send you the money?" atsushi: !!! here! let me! yana: ... Izuku: "???" atsushi: it's this one, right? -elsewhere- Iida: *doing squats* -elsewhere- Meme: *pants, pants...takes another swing at the punching bag* mio: *timing her* Meme: *punch punch punch* -elsewhere- Kepuri: "We're home." nea: welcome back! medea: *still in her room* ... Kepuri: "...Where's the psychic?" mana: she's in her room. she hasnt left since this morning... Kepuri: "..." *takes bags of fast food, hands them to Mana--then takes out a bag labeled 'Medea'* "Give the rest to everyone. Tell Shotaro I got him the Happy Meal he wanted." *walks to the stairs* mana: ok....medea? we got you lunch. medea:...not hungry... Kepuri: "Come on--you need to eat something." *shakes the bag* "We got you fries!" medea:...*takes the bag and closes the door* Kepuri: -_- "...You're welcome." medea:..*silently weeping* -elsewhere- Kunikida: "Report." atsushi: *hands it to him* Kunikida: "...You have not let this work get in the way of what you need to finish in school, have you?" atsushi: no sir. Kunikida: "Even that competition?" atsushi: *nods* Kunikida: "...Then wear this." *holds up a uniform* atsushi: oh.. um... ._.; Kunikida: "Promote us." atsushi: .___.; this is...um.... *The uniform has the Agency's name in big letters* Kunikida: "Is there a problem?" atsushi: not at all sir! Kunikida: "Good. Then get back to training. Dazai said something about sparring--" atsushi: *looks at the door* Dazai: *opens the door* "Meet your sparring partner!" *Someone seven feet tall is behind Dazai* atsushi: O_O;;;;; um...who is that? Dazai: "Meet Winnifred! She's a great compet--" Winnifred: *grabs Dazai by the head--and tosses him back like a ragdoll* -elsewhere- Kid: *sips his hot chocolate* kirika: *playing her game with mocha resting on her head* Patty: *collapsed on the couch* "Zzz..." liz: peaceful. Wes: *sighs, smiles* "Yeah." lord death: ^^ my precious family. Yumi: *small smile* "Indeed." *sets down drinks* -elsewhere- Bakugo: "I'm home." mitsuki bakugou: welcome back kiddo! so i heard you're takin part in the sports festival? Bakugo: " 'Course I am. Got to make an impression." -elsewhere- himiko: *watching tv* fang: guuba! guubaguu! Dabi: “…” compress: the joys of fatherhood? Dabi: "...Kill me..." compress: no help there. Dabi: Q_______Q -elsewhere- FD: "And done." yana: *takes a peek* huh. FD: "...'Huh'? I only get a 'huh'?" yana: i mean, what kind of reaction are you looking for here man, like 'woooah that is so cool!' or 'eeew what the fuck man?!' FD: "...Drive the fear of death into people." yana: ...dark. FD: ^^ "Thank you." yana: no probs. FD: "Now, I have to complete a task for our 'guests.' Care to assist?" yana: sure, got time to kill. FD: "Take care of the children. I'll deal with Hawthorne." yana: yep. sonia: .... barkova: 8D keek: Q_Q FD: "Have fun~" *closes the door* yana: alright brats, listen the fuck up. it's story time. FD: *approaches Hawthorne's room--and spots blood under the door* "..." *knocks down the door* "...What fun is this if you're going to torture yourself?" Hawthorne: "..." mitchell?: h e  a s k e d  y o u  a  q u e s t i o n... Hawthorne: "I...am not here for anyone's amusement--" FD: "Really? Because this is rather amusing in how pathetic you look." Hawthorne: "..." zoey: he is pathetic, isnt he master fyodor? FD: "Indeed. Zoey, he is filthy. Remove those rags from him." zoey: *tearing them off* Hawthorne: *does not resist, stares at the floor* FD: "Look at me." Hawthorne: "..." FD: "...Zoey..." zoey:...*slaps hawthorne* he gave you an order. Hawthorne: *swallows...looks up* FD: "I need you at your best. This is not it. Your mind is like clay, which we will mold. But your body...Zoey will now do what is necessary to fix you up. Fix his wounds and heal his scars as well as you can." zoey: of course, master fyodor. FD: *nods* "I will leave you to it." *turns to depart* Hawthorne: "Will you give me what I ask?" FD: "...And more." *departs* -elsewhere- Chuuya: *looks at the poster* " 'Sports festival'?" kouyou: i even went and got you some new gym clothes~ *holding up a green track suit* Chuuya: "...Green?" naoya: she said something about it bringing your hair out? kouyou: ... Chuuya: "...F-Fine..." -elsewhere- Mori: "Now, get some sleep." elise: zzzzz =u= Mori: *small smile, as he tucks her in and exits* -...- Mori: *sighs* ("Too quiet.") -....- Mori: *presses a button on the intercom* miura: yes sir? Mori: "Come here." miura: do you require something, sir? Mori: "...Someone to speak with. I...want company." miura:...are you requesting anything lewd of me, sir? Mori: *shakes his head 'no'* "...I don't want to be alone tonight." miura:...very well then, sir. Mori: *nods* "Thank you...Do you...drink tea?" miura: no. Mori: "...Do you have more jokes memorized?" miura:...sir.. Mori: "...What? Are you suggesting _I_ am a joke?" miura: not at all sir. Mori: "...Do you dream?" miura: surprisingly, no. i do not dream of electric sheep. Mori: *smirks* "And that, Miura, is a joke." miura:...ah. Mori: "...Do you like it here?" miura: it's the only place i really know, so i suppose yes. Mori: "You can always see more places." miura: i have no particular interest at present. Mori: "But is there anything keeping you here?" miura: simple. i have a job to do. Mori: "...What if there was more to keep you?" miura: if you're suggesting anything sexual, im afraid i will have to decline. Mori: "...Not what I..." *sighs* "Nevermind. But promise me, you will consider not some_one_, but some_thing_, that fulfills you, makes you want to stay other than work." miura:...i'll consider it. Mori: *nods* "...May you sleep by my side tonight? Nothing sexual. Just to know I am not alone." miura:...very well. Mori: *opens the door to his room...stays dressed, just lies down...* miura:...*pats his head, like a mother would to her child* Mori: *small shake...* miura:.......*small humming* Mori: *closes his eyes* "M..." miura: .... Mori: "Zzz..." miura:...sleep well sir.... Mori: *sleeps* -elsewhere- Giovanni: "Unacceptable." lisa: .... Giovanni: *holds the photo up to her* "You took this from the workshop, didn't you?" lisa: ..... -elsewhere- Relan: *shivers* shinra: *hug* ^^ Relan: *calms down...* "Zzz..." -morning- Motojirou: *snoring* ayako: WAAAAKEE UUUUUUUP! *banging pans together* Motojirou: O___O *falls off* "Ouch!" ayako: YAAAAY HE'S UP! Motojirou: "...What now? I was having good dreams." ayako: we got stuff to do today! Motojirou: -____- "Can I at least eat first?" -elsewhere- Mori: *snoring* miura: .... (thinking: he was...almost like a child in that moment....) Mori: *turns over, yawns, opens his eyes* "...???" miura: good morning sir. Mori: ._. "...Good morning. Did you sleep?" -elsewhere- atsushi: .... odasaku: nervous? atsushi:...i dunno.... odasaku:....*head pat* atsushi: thanks. odasaku: no probs. *Knock knock* atsushi: it's open. Lucy: *pops in her head* "Ready?" atsushi: yeah. *smiles* Lucy: "...You look better smiling." *smiles back* atsushi: .///////////. Lucy: "Now hurry up." -elsewhere- Kid: *hums* stocking: =////u////= Kid: *smiles* "Well, look at that..." stocking: hmm? what? Kid: *small smooch on her nose* stocking: hehe~ Kid: "And what are you up to today?" *hug* stocking: not much, you? Kid: "I have the day off..." stocking: ah. Kid: "May I spend my day with you?" stocking: it would be my pleasure~ Kid: *offers his arm, smiles* stocking: *smooch* ~<3 Kid: ^\\\^ -elsewhere- Todoroki: *jogging* ochako: *whistling* Todoroki: "???" ochako: hey todoroki! training hard? Todoroki: "...Oh. Hello. Yes." ochako: this is gonna be eeeepiiiic! Todoroki: "...It will be an opportunity for true heroes to rise to prominence." ochako: i know! >u< Todoroki: "...Well, good luck." ochako: you too, todoroki! ^^ Todoroki: -\\\\- "...Okay." ochako: ^^ Todoroki: "...Are you jogging as well?" ochako: yep! im pumped! Todoroki: "...I was taking this path..." ochako: cool! i think the observatory tower is up ahead. you can see a huge part of the city from there! Todoroki: "Oh. I have not been there." ochako: eh? for real? well, death city is a huge place. maybe we could stop by? Todoroki: "...If we can climb the stairs." ochako: you're on! Todoroki: *follows...small smile* -elsewhere- FD: "And did he learn his lesson?" zoey: yes... FD: "Very good...What is he doing now?" zoey: healing for now.... FD: "Good...Because you and I must speak." zoey: what is it? FD: "Are you happy here?" zoey: of course i am! if i can be by your side, i'm more than happy! FD: "Because I would hate to think you are as miserable as others occupying this location...After how Hawthorne behaved, I cannot afford to have you be unhappy." zoey: *blush* FD: "How may I improve your mood?" -elsewhere- Relan: "I can't imagine being in that festival..." shinra: i think you could have the potential. Relan: "When the competitors include...that explode-y guy?" shinra: we could take him on! >u< Bakugo: "...Really?" Relan: Q_Q shinra: JEZZUSFUCK! iris: how long was he....? Relan: *hides behind Iris* -elsewhere- Dazai: *staring at the dish in the oven* "..." *in an apron and with oven mitts* "...Just a bit more." -ding- Dazai: ^W^ *opens the oven removes the dish* "..." *inhales* "Ah, good..." -elsewhere- Akutagawa: "This outfit is stupid." gin: well it's practical. Akutagawa: "I fail to see why I must wear this." naoya: ceremonial. i wore the same kind of outfit when i was in high school. Akutagawa: "Yours was this goofy?" naoya: eh. i had no real opinion. could have been worse, you could be down to practically your underwear! Akutagawa: "...I'm debating that point..." higuchi:.... ._.; Akutagawa: "I have no more time for this. Are the measurements sufficient on this attire?" -elsewhere- Akane: *speaking to security* "Be sure to check in and check out when you finish your shift." guard: *salutes* sir. Akane: "...Interesting cape. Your name?" guy: they call me 'the crooster!' clay: ACK! Akane: *writing down the name, then looks at Clay* "???" clay: MY EYES BURN DUDE! namiko: TT_TT *hiding under the bleachers* Akane: *sighs, puts on goggles, tosses bottle of drops to Clay* "At least we have 'tear gas' as a superhero this year..." namiko: that's fair. midnight: it's 'teary blue' actually. Akane: "Just describing the practical technique...So, all exits are guarded. After the last attack on students, whether by villains or rogue witches, I'm happy to have most preparations completed." clay: and protection from giant whales falling out of the sky! Akane: "...I told you, they don't migrate here." clay: then explain the one that fell into the lake then a few months ago, huh? Akane: "...That was a whale commandeered by electronic implants." clay: so like a robo whale? Akane: "Yes." clay: oh. Akane: "Professor Midnight, who is your biggest hero, height-wise?" midnight: in terms of height? as in all the time or maximum growth? -elsewhere- Iida: "...Brother? It's me..." tensei: oh, a pleasure to hear from you, tenya. what's up? Iida: *small smile* "I'm preparing for the festival. I've been improving my training. I...just want..." tensei: hmm? Iida: "...bring honor to our family." tensei: *smiles* i think you already are. Iida: "..." *manly tears, bows* "THANK YOU, BROTHER!" -elsewhere- Hiro: *looking at festival schedule* "Some musical performances on some evenings..." EF: ah. Hiro: "You get tickets?" EF: yep. Hiro: "Same. Guess I'll see you there! I hope I can actually see it this year--usually, someone is blocking my view..." -elsewhere- Reporter: *waving at teachers* "Excuse me! An interview, please!" marie: oh. you're ann terveau, from the news station? Reporter: *beaming* "Yes, I am! And you...Mjolnir, correct? The student from an earlier festival and now a teacher here, correct?" marie: that's correct. and dont forget that im a death scythe~ ^^ *wink* Ann: "...O-Of course not." ^^; "I wanted to ask about the upcoming Festival. Who are the students favored to win this year?" marie: well, as a teacher, i shouldnt really be picking favorites out of fairness to the others. Ann: "Aw, come on--there has to be a few you're mentoring for this event." -elsewhere- Stein: *falls down onto the couch* valentine: long day? Stein: "Security protocols, stocking the medical offices...Will be over-time at the infirmary during the games." valentine: ah. Stein: "...Could I have your assistance in the infirmary during the games?" valentine: already way ahead of you. Stein: "Thanks, Val..." *lies back* -elsewhere- Mr. Tsubaki: *whistling, as he sets out a photo...showing some students in sports uniforms* reimi: that's...watanuki, isnt it? Mr. Tsubaki: *nods* "Sakuya, yes. And Naho. And Lilac." reimi:...you miss them, dont you...? Mr. Tsubaki: "..." *nods* -elsewhere- Shamrock: "Eat well. You'll need the energy." lilac:...t-thank you. Shamrock: "You're welcome." X_^ tsubaki: ^^ Sakuya: "Could someone pass the salt?" -elsewhere- Todoroki: "..." ochako: wooooah! the view is awesome from up here! Todoroki: "...There is a lot to see." ochako: *smiles* can you see your house from here? Todoroki: "..." *points* ochako: woah! Todoroki: "And yours?" ochako: oh, it's on the other side of town. Todoroki: "Point it to me." -elsewhere- Yohei: *sips coffee* chie: *kiss* Yohei: ^\\^ "What's that for?" chie: love you~ Yohei: *smiles* "Love you, too." chie: ^///^~<3 Yohei: *puts a hand on her hip, letting her sit in his lap* chie: o///o Yohei: *rests his head along her shoulder* chie: *hug* Yohei: *hug* chie: =////= Yohei: "Are you...okay?" chie: yeah. of course i am. Yohei: *nods* "I'm glad...Toru sleeping okay?" chie: *nods* Yohei: "...Want to lie down for a bit?" chie: ....yeah. Yohei: *picks her up, takes her to their bed* -elsewhere- Hawthorne: *in a suit again...but his eyes look out, dead* "..." zoey: well?.....say something you.... Hawthorne: "...What would you have me say?" zoey: ..... Hawthorne: "...Why are you here?" zoey:...it's simple. im here only to serve the man i love Hawthorne: "And what if he does not return those feelings?" zoey: *grabs him by the neck* YOU DONT KNOW A THING ABOUT MASTER FYODOR!! HE LOVES ME MORE THAN ANYONE!! Hawthorne: *choking, but smirking* "Love...Hate...Same emotion...I see how he looks at you. He has no love for you. Just hatred..." zoey: *grabbing tighter* SHUT UP! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!! Hawthorne: *grabs her wrists, trying to pull them away, bringing up his knees to push her away* "Yes, woman, suffer as I have suffered, in sight of me, your worst enemy...No friendly hand pulls at his heart-strings, for he has no love in his heart. How could he love a monster like you, who murders her only friend?" zoey: he...hehehe..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ahhh~ i only....did...what master fyodor...asked of me... Hawthorne: "And you killed your friend. You killed your friend because a madman told you to. You killed your only friend because a madman told you to. You killed your only friend because a madman told you to--then defiled you, from the inside out, like the base whore you are--" zoey: *slaps him...with a lead pipe* Hawthorne: *knocked to the floor, bleeding from the head* zoey: ......*exits the room* ......... FD: "..." *steps out, looks at Hawthorne...follows Zoey* zoey: master fyodor...? you...dont believe him....do you? FD: "Of course not." *rests his hand along her cheek* "I love you." zoey: ahhh *blush* FD: "But there are two problems." zoey: w-what is it, master fyodor? FD: "First, you have damaged one of our members. He will need your medical treatment." zoey:....understood. FD: "Second, you will treat him..." *turns her around--and slams her against the wall* "...after your punishment." zoey: ah! *pant* m-master fyo- FD: *slaps a hand over her mouth, as he leans onto her* "I can't have you killing my soldiers..." *jams his nails into her side* zoey: *letting out a muffled moan* FD: *rips her skirt with his nails, tearing it off of her* "You like blood so much?" *digs his nails into her bare leg* zoey: a-ahhh~!' FD: *grabs her underwear by the edge--tugging on them until they start to tatter* zoey: *blush* FD: "Are you really so embarrassed, Zoey, at being in a state of undress before me?" *turns her around, lifting up her shirt over her head* "You have no reason to be ashamed, before the man who loves you, who has seen all of you." zoey: it...f-feels good... FD: *grabs her bra--and rips it down, his mouth reaching her breast* -elsewhere- Spirit: "Hey, Kim. How're you holding up?" kim: good. you? Spirit: "A'ight. Just working out for the Festival..." kim: you're...taking part? sachiko:.... >////>; Spirit: "Yeah. What's wrong with that?" kim: no, nothing at all!....hey sachiko. sachiko: miss diehl. Spirit: "We're getting items for dinner. You hungry?" kim: eh, sure. Spirit: "Feel free to invite Jackie--plenty of food tonight!" kim: cool. Spirit: "And bring dessert!" -elsewhere- Kepuri: "What is her deal?!" chie: im not sure....she seems....hurt. Kepuri: "Then go to a doctor!" chie: i dont mean physical hurting. -_-; Kepuri: "Then a head doctor! You know, a shrink!" chie: perhaps... -elsewhere- Izuku: *sets his new action figure on the shelf* "...I'll make you proud, sir." -elsewhere- rowena: *reading* Poe: "Sister? I finished the cookies." rowena: *smiles* that's great. ^^ lenore: *casually perched on her head* Poe: *offers a cookie to Lenore* lenore *nom nom* Poe: ^^ "Glad you like it." -elsewhere- Todoroki: "I'm home." fuyumi: welcome back! Todoroki: "May I provide any assistance with dinner?" fuyumi: sure. Todoroki: *grabs an apron* "...Anything interesting happen?" -elsewhere- Mr. Urakaka: *asleep on the couch, still in his work clothes* "Zzz..." ochako:...*smiles and puts the blanket over him* -elsewhere- Black Star: *snoring* kilik: guess he's crashing here tonight then? soul: seems like. Black Star: *swings his arm* soul:...whatcha think he's dreaming about? kilik: *shrug* Black Star: "Give it to me..." kilik:...*smirks, pulling out shaving cream and putting it into the palm of black*star's hand* Black Star: "Yeah, that's it...Big burger..." *moves his hand up to his mouth* "NOM." kilik + soul: *holding in laughter* Black Star: *muttering* "Tsubaaaaaaaakiiii....I told you I don't like whipped cream on my burger." -they just lose it- Black Star: *wakes up* "..." *growls* -elsewhere- kenji: *humming* Kunikida: "I have an errand for you." kenji: okay! what is it? Kunikida: "Delivers this package to the police." kenji: okay! hey kyouka, lets do our best! Kyouka: "Yay." -elsewhere- yana: *checking the cameras* *Dazai is washing dishes, Lucy is...holding up a sports uniform?* yana: *yawn* uuuugh. so laaaaame. are we ever gonna get this damned plan going? FD: *enters, buttoning his shirt* "What do we need to move forward?" yana: *looks back at him ala shaft head tilt* well, for starters, we need to finish contacting that guy, but it may take months. FD: "Can you make it 'weeks'?" yana: i could try, but i cant guarantee it. -_-; FD: "Please do." *adjusts his tie* yana: *nods* *glances through the door* zoey: *panting, laying on the floor* yana: *cringe* FD: "...I'll be done in a few minutes. Tend to the children." yana:....right. -elsewhere- Tsukiyo: *hands out towels* -elsewhere- kenji: ^^ Kyoka: "...There it is." -after that- kenji: what do you want to do now? ^^ Kyoka: "Crepes." kenji: that sounds yummy! Kyoka: "Good. I hope you have money." ???: hueeeee....the city is so big and scary. i wish i could go home... kenji: !!!! ???: *a young boy, around 14, looks up* ueh? k-kenji? kenji: *HUG* NANKICHI!! Kyoka: "???" kenji: oh! kyouka, this is nankichii, he's from ihatov like me! nankichii, this is kyouka, she's one of my coworkers! nankichii: e-e-ehhh? coworkers? what? *confused* Kyoka: "Student employee." nankichii: ehhhh??? -elsewhere- hirotsu + naoya: *belting out an epic enka duet. it is a marvelous sight to behold* higuchi: ^^; Gin: "..." *downs another shot* higuchi: wait, where did tachihara and ryunosuke go? Gin: "??? ... Oh no." clerk: sir. you're drunk. go back to your room please. -_-; Tachihara: "No, you go back to your room!" Akutagawa: *shivering* -a voice can be heard singing in one of the rooms...atsushi's voice- Akutagawa: "..." *follows the voice* atsushi: *singing karaoke* Lucy: QWQ Akutagawa: *staring from the window* Q~Q kirako: *claps* naomi: ^^ Lucy: "Bravo!" atsushi: aw, shucks guys. ^^ *scratching the back of his head, blushing a bit* Lucy: "Encore!" atsushi: well- *notices the window* *SCREAM* Lucy: "!!!" Akutagawa: *face pressed against the glass* naomi: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! Akutagawa: *smashes the window* -he got tazed- Lucy: o_o; atsushi: that was terrifying. -underground- RHOD member: <boss, we have a problem. someone leaked our location. we'll need to move to the secondary base.> FD: *sigh* <Begin.> -elsewhere- Mori: "???" miura: someone sent us the location of the rats... Mori: *smiles* "Send our team!" miura: understood. -and so- naoya: look out fuckers, pest control is in town! hirotsu: *approaching the door....he sent it flying back* -silence.......no one is here...- Akutagawa: "..." Chuuya: "Damn it." *sniffle* naoya: ??? -a small child can be heard whimpering from one of the rooms- Chuuya: "???" *follows the sound* -the room is empty, save for two beds....the sound is coming from under one of them- sonia: *whimpering, clutching a stuffed bear* Chuuya: "..." *approaches one bed* sonia: ??? .....*staring up at him* Chuuya: "...Hey." sonia: .....are you....going to kill me? Chuuya: "No...Why would you think that?" sonia:....are you....an angel? Chuuya: "No. Human. Like you." *removes his glove* sonia: ....... *staring out the door* Akutagawa: "...Why is there a small person under that bed?" sonia: ......they left me in this place.....told me i was nothing more than dead weight....*crawling out and going out of the room* Chuuya: "...What is your name?" sonia:.....sonia.....*points to the incubator* i came out of here....from a dead thing.... naoya: the heck is that? hirotsu: an incubator? *examining it* nirvana corporation...? how long has this been here...? Chuuya: ("...Dead thing?") higuchi: *checking rooms*.... ?? *spots a box with 'to mr nakahara' written on it with a letter* what the....?......hey chuuya? you might want to see this. Chuuya: "??? ..." sonia:....*points to the box* mommy in there. Chuuya: "...What do you mean--" sonia: mommy in there.....she died.....i was supposed to be dead too.....but then they grew me in the tube...and now im here.... naoya: that's pretty freaky.... Chuuya: "..." *opens the box* -rain's body is left inside- higuchi: *screaming in horror* hirotsu: !!!! Chuuya: "..." *turns his head--and vomits* naoya: what the fucking shit?!?! sonia:....mommy in there. naoya: w-what the fuck does she mean 'mommy in there'?! Chuuya: "..." *looks up, cleaning his mouth, stares at Higuchi* "...No..." higuchi:....*realization* ......*her face went pale* Chuuya: *stares at Sonia...* naoya: t-the fuck did they do?! th-they turned her into some fucking doll.....what kind of sick fucks are we dealing with?! sonia:.....mommy died..... Chuuya: "..." *sobbing* higuchi:.....chuuya....we should probably leave now....we should bring her with us... Chuuya: "The...The..." naoya: h-h-hey, g-get a hold of yourself! Chuuya: *crying, walking ahead* hirotsu: ..... -in the mafia office- kouyou: !!!! miura: .... elise: EEEEEW SO CREEPY! Mori: "...Uuuuuuuuuummmmm..." hirotsu: and that's the report. naoya: what the hell kind of sick, deprived bastards are we dealing with, mori?! Mori: "...Truly disturbing ones. Poor Rain." higuchi: .........*hard stare at mori* hirotsu: what do we do with her now? *glances at chuuya* Chuuya: "...Sonia? Are you hungry?" Mori: *calm smile before Higuchi* sonia: *hugging his leg, as if hiding from mori* ...... kouyou:..... Mori: "???" Chuuya: *pats Sonia's head* "Come along. I'll make you something good to eat." sonia:....*holding onto the back of his shirt and following* Mori: "At least someone here is good with children." kouyou: .....*small smile* Chuuya: "You like pizza?" sonia:....what's that, papa? Chuuya: .\\\. "...Um...I'm not...Um...It-It's bread with cheese on it..." sonia: *imagining a bread loaf with a slice of cheese on it* oh. Chuuya: "And tomato sauce." -elsewhere- keek: *terrified* FD: "Which of you told them our location?" -no one says anything- keek: *tears falling* FD: "...Keek. Child. Come here..." keek: *trembling* FD: *approach Keek...and hugs her* keek: ??? zoey: .....*malicious glare at keek* FD: "You know who did it. And I promise, if you tell me, I won’t hurt you." keek: i-i dont.... ???: it was me sir! -a young lady approaches- ???: im the one who told the mafia our location FD: "...Why?" ???: i thought......if we lured them into a trap...we could....kill them.... FD: "And so you risk our location on that gamble? What is your name?" ???:....sasha...sir.... FD: "I appreciate your honesty, Sasha. Thank you." sasha:..... FD: "I would like to reward you. Zoey, if you would be so kind..." zoey: *goes up to sasha......and slits her throat* sasha: !!!! *choking on her blood and twitching.....before finally dying* FD: "Oh, you've made a mess, Sasha." sasha: ........ -no one says a thing- keek: *tears still falling* FD: "Well, now that this task has been taken care of, I want all but Zoey and Keek to begin the clean up, unpacking, and organizing. Dismissed." -they all go about their business- keek: ......... zoey: *glaring at keek* FD: *pats Keek's shoulder* "And this is what happens...to anyone who goes against my wishes. Do you understand, Keek?" keek:....*nods. still whimpering* FD: "Good. Now get Sasha out of here. Zoey and I must talk." keek: ......*staring at sasha's corpse* -sasha's eyes are wide in shock...- zoey: ...... FD: "...Zoey? Will you miss Sonia?" zoey: ......will we.....retrieve the new child soon...? FD: "When you wish me to do so, I will." zoey: ah~ FD: "..." *pats her cheek* "That's my girl." zoey: ^^ FD: "...I think I can help you with the new child, too." -elsewhere- Chuuya: *staring at Sonia* "..." sonia: *nom nom* *shiny eyes* delicious! {higuchi: i think....this kid is rain and mori's child....they must have revived her with the incubator....} {Chuuya: "...Same."} {higuchi:....what do we do with her?} {Chuuya: "...Keep her away from Mori."} {higuchi: no arguments from me on that...} {Chuuya: "I just...think that look on his face..." *shudders* "I don't want to know what is going through his mind."} {sonia: *holding her stuffed bear* .....} {Chuuya: "...Hey, Sonia...Does your bear have a name?"} {sonia:....*shakes head* i hid my dream drawings in it...} {Chuuya: "...Drawings?"} {sonia:....i have.....dreams about mommy. about papa......about the demon....} {Chuuya: " 'Demon'?"} -tug tug- Chuuya: "???" sonia: are you ok, papa? Chuuya: "...Fine...Why do you call me 'Papa'?" sonia:....*pulls out a drawing of herself, rain....and chuuya* Chuuya: *holding back tears* "...Oh." *small smile* sonia: you look like the same papa in my dreams..... Chuuya: "In these dreams...what is your mama like?" sonia: mama's really nice....she gives the best hugs. Chuuya: "...Yeah." sonia: ......where are they gonna put mommy now? Chuuya: "...They're...going to let her rest." sonia:.....oh....i wish mommy wasnt dead. Chuuya: "...Me too, Sonia." sonia:.....*hug* Chuuya: "!!! ..." *pat pat, hug* -elsewhere- Gin: "How is Chuuya dealing with all of this?" higuchi: im not sure.....i think....taking sonia in might help him.....god....i can still see her in there.....she looked peaceful... Gin: *nods* "...That they would do such a thing to her...is mortifying.” higuchi:......why would they.....is this some kind of sick joke to them? Gin: "Likely. And to send a message, not only to Mori...but to Chuuya." higuchi: .....*trembling* she never deserved any of this.... Gin: *holds her hand* "No. She did not." higuchi: *hugs and whimpers* Gin: *hug, strokes her back* "..." -elsewhere- Mori: "But Elise, aren't you happy to have another child here to play with?" elise: i gueeeesss... she kinda looks like you a bit. how gross. Mori: ^^;;;; "...Just your imagination." elise: and i think she already hates your guts, rintarou. Mori: ^^;;;;;;;;;; "...I'm sure we'll get along when we get to know each other." -elsewhere- Rin: "How's your mom doing, Stocking?" stocking: doing well. im gonna help set the nursery up later. Rin: "D'aw! I can't imagine how they'll set it up...Your dad's going to add any of his otaku stuff?" stocking:....*excalibur face* that's a scary thought. Rin: "Maybe you could get some candy-shaped plushie for your future sibling." stocking: that would be cute ^^ Rin: "Darn right it would be!" *opens another can of soda* "So, how long before you have a kid?" stocking: RIN! D8< Rin: "What? I thought that's what would happen next after the wedding. I already have a bet going how long before--" izumo: *tapes his mouth shut* stop. Rin: OXO "Hmph?!" Yukio: -_-;;; "My apologies." -elsewhere- Ann: "Thanks for your time!" *turns off her recorder* "Great interview." -elsewhere- Arthur: -_____- "It's him..." tamaki: ??? *excalibur face* dear god. Aoyama: "Bonjour, chaton! Hello, Boyle." tamaki: *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* hello aoyama. -_-; Aoyama: "You look in fine form today. Excited for the upcoming Festival?" tamaki: yeah, i guess. (thinking: knowing my luck, im gonna be humiliated most likely...) Aoyama: *takes her hand* "Then I wish you the best of luck. And I hope you will be cheering for me." *kisses her hand* Arthur: "..." tamaki: .......... nozomi: oh, hello mr aoyama. it's been a while since we spoke last. Aoyama: "Ah, Miss Nozomi! Hello. You are looking well." -elsewhere- Lucy: *sigh* "Craziness." atsushi: yeah, no kidding. odasaku: .... Lucy: "..." *hug* "Don't get killed by that weirdo." atsushi: !! *hug* i wont... Lucy: *pat pat* "Good...Good." *leans her head on his shoulder* odasaku:...i'll just....*ahem* let you two have a moment.. 7.7 Lucy: "...Atsushi...Thanks." atsushi: *smiles* you're welcome. Lucy: *pulls back, smiles--and pats his head* "Good boy." atsushi: >///<; Lucy: *stretches* "Well, I'm starving. Make me something~" -elsewhere- Hibana: "Mmm~" *smooch* gabriella: *smooch* ~<3 Hibana: *lies down* "Did you ever think it'd be like this?" gabriella: no....but im so happy it is... Hibana: *hug* "...Thank you, for not giving up on me." gabriella:....*hug* Hibana: "I love you, so much... -elsewhere- FD: *seated, in front of a white wall...just staring at it* "..." yana: im back! i got you a housewarming gift. *hands him a mug* FD: "..." *blinks* "Huh?" *looks around, then at the mug* -it has '#1 boss' written on it- FD: "..." yana: im gonna go set my room out. FD: "...Thank you." -elsewhere- Sakuya: *pouting* naho: you ok? Sakuya: "Just...irritated." naho:....*hug* Sakuya: "..." *sniff, hugs* naho: do you want to watch some movies? Sakuya: *nods* "Something...kind of light." naho: ok~ ^^ Sakuya: *sits on the couch* "..." naho: ^^ -elsewhere- Benimaru: *staring up at the Moon* kirei: *asleep, resting her head against his shoulder* Benimaru: *glances at her* "..." ("The Moon only makes her look more beautiful.") kirei: =///= Benimaru: "..." *cheek smooch* -elsewhere- Medusa: -___-; "She's drunk again." shaula: awwwcumooooon im not daaat druuunk. Medusa: "Do I need to show you what you have been shit-posting during your video game playing?" -elsewhere- Emine: *picking a lock* *whispers* "How is this a 'good deed' again?" Shotaro: "Shh!" -elsewhere- Kid: "Welcome home.” stocking: hey kiddo~ *hug* Kid: ^^ *hug* "How was it?" stocking: today went pretty well. Kid: *smiles* "I'm glad." *smooch* stocking: mmm~<3 Kid: *rubs her arm* "All finished for the day?" stocking: yep. shiori: stocky! stocky! stocking: *picks her up* hey to you too, kiddo! shiori: ^o^ Kid: *smiles* "...Perfect." stocking: ^^ Kid: *takes his phone--and snaps a pic* -elsewhere- Vulcan: o_o;;; "...Why does this new robot have...ostrich legs?" karin: we got a commission for a promotional poster by the UA. one of their students is gonna pose with this thing to promote the sports festival. Vulcan: "...That is so rad. Have you named it?" -elsewhere- PlushFix: *shudders, covered in blood* hina: *whistling and playing with a butterfly knife* that was fun, right guys? saku: ... PlushFix: "...I need a bath." *shakes like a dog* hina: *picks him up and throws him into the washing machine* PlushFix: D: "At least let me take a bath with someone hot!" hina: *tosses in a plush toy of a fire ball* PlushFix: -___- "...Cute. How am I supposed to fuck this?" -elsewhere- Anya: *snores* -elsewhere- Jacqueline: "Thank you for the meal, ma'am." sachiko: no problem, kiddos ^^ kim: ^^ izumi: jackie, how do you like working in the library? Jacqueline: "It's enjoyable enough: quiet, get to keep things organized...But I do not like the rabies shots." izumi: O-O; eh? Jacqueline: "...I was kidding, about Poe's raccoon in the library?" izumi: oh, i see. i think i've seen that raccoon. Jacqueline: "Cute enough--but kind of noisy." kim: from what i've seen in pictures, he's kind of become the library mascot, haha! Jacqueline: "And leaving his fruit-juice footprints everywhere..." -__-; -elsewhere- Stein: *sips a beer* -elsewhere- Akitaru: "Zzz..." -morning- sonia: zzzzz.... Chuuya: "..." mito: *sleeping next to her* Chuuya: *steps away to the kitchen* -there is a few texts, from kouyou, naoya, hirotsu, higuchi, and akutagawa- Chuuya: "?!" *pulls up Kouyou's* kouyou: [how did sonia sleep the first night?] Chuuya: [a bit of adjustment but okay. had her take my bed, i took the couch] kouyou: [i'll be buying her some new clothes today ^^ #proudgrandma] Chuuya: -_-; ['kay] *looks at Hirotsu's* hirotsu: [congratulations on parenthood. if you ever need a nanny, let me know. im already taking care of four children as it is. ie tachihara, naoya, and the akutagawas] hirotsu: [*congratulations] Chuuya: [lol. thanx] *pulls up Higuchi's* higuchi: [u feeling any better? if u want to talk about it, let me know, k?] Chuuya: "..." [thanks.] higuchi: [ok] Chuuya: *pulls up Akutagawa's* Akutagawa: [how is the child?] Chuuya: [sleeping. seems to be resting.] Akutagawa: [good. let me know whether you need me to pick something up.] Chuuya: "..." [okay] *glancing at Naoya's text* naoya: [eyyy congrats on the kid!] Chuuya: -____-;;; [i'm just watching her today.] naoya: [u on parental leave or somethin?] Chuuya: [i don't know. i may have to ask akutagawa for class notes] naoya: [ah.] Chuuya: [can you cover for me at work?] naoya: [are you asking me to play 'executive'? like? for legits?] Chuuya: "..." [no. i am asking you to take on some of my lesser tasks. i have kouyou covering executive duties] naoya: .... [oh. can do] Chuuya: [thanks. make sure akutagawa doesn't do anything stupid] naoya: [*thumbs up emoticon*] Chuuya: *small smile...sets down the phone, opens the fridge, removes some eggs and milk...* sonia: zzz.... mito: *yawns* =w= Chuuya: *pours some milk into Mito's dish, then starts mixing items into bowl...* sonia: *waking up* ??? Chuuya: *already pouring pancake mix into skillet* sonia: *walking into the room and looking around* Chuuya: "...Good morning, Sonia. I'm making breakfast for us." sonia: .....*trying to get up onto the bar seat* Chuuya: "..." *sets down skillet, removes oven mitts* "Here, let me help you up." sonia: ... Chuuya: *picks her up with his hands to drop her into the seat* sonia: thank you. Chuuya: "You're welcome! So, what do you like on your pancakes?" sonia:...? Chuuya: "Maybe banana slices? Chocolate chips? Berries?" -elsewhere- Takehisa: *loading his rifle* -elsewhere- Kid: *yawns* stocking: morning~ Kid: *smiles* "Good morning, Stocking." stocking: *smooch* Kid: *small giggle* "Aw...How was your sleep?" -elsewhere- Vulcan: *staring at an octopus plushie* "..." nozomi: is everything ok? Vulcan: "Y-Yeah...This plushie just...looks familiar. Whose is it?" -elsewhere- Akutagawa: =_= teacher: mr araragi? Akutagawa: "...What?" teacher: please pay attention.