#eggspionage

[che3rslove]

PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOUR SPY AU!!!!!

I WOULD LOVE TO

ok so i’m kinda bad at summarizing stuff but basically:

- owen, aka Agent O1, is a spy hired by a mysterious collector.

- the job? simple. steal an egg... nothing more

-said egg is currently under the care of Dr. Eloise, an archeologist specializing in paleontology, though the egg was originally discovered by a field archeologist named Bek.

- Owen steals the egg from them and Bek starts hunting him down, partially bc she considers the egg to be a valuable historical artifact, but mostly as a favor to El, who is absolutely distraught at its disappearance

- Bek tails Owen for days with no lead so she decides to take an unconventional approach. She knows a guy, used to be his appraiser, actually, who deals in... less than legally obtained items, and he owes her one. So she hits up Sausage, premium fence, to see if he has any leads on where the egg could be

- Sausage might know something. Jimmy, his assistant, has his eyes on any and all contraband going through the southern border checkpoint, and it's entirely possible that he intercepted a call about some unconventional cargo that passed through just a few days ago. Maybe it was nothing, but it could be something for the right price.

- Owen, in the meantime, has been making his way towards the dropoff point where the egg will be picked up to be taken to the mysterious buyer, dodging calls from both his direct superior, and the stupid child he's supposed to be mentoring. Bek is close, and he's paranoid, and he slips up- he leaves the egg at the airport as he picks up the wrong bag by accident. (Owen doesn’t die in this au but is separated from the egg)

- This is bad, this is really bad. Owen has a less-than-stellar track record when it comes to completing his missions without incident, and he knows he's screwed if his boss finds out he fucked up another one. But he can fix this, he can find the egg without his boss, or his arrogant little mentee, ever finding out.

- Unfortunately for Owen god (me) hates him, and who shows up but Tubbo, the agencies new up and coming golden boy and the bain of Owen’s existence. Owen was supposed to be mentoring the little brat but has, thus far, taken every opportunity possible to dodge his responsibility.

- Owen might be stupid, but he’s not an idiot, he knows that letting Tubbo recover the egg is far FAR better than his boss finding out he failed, so he (reluctantly) allows Tubbo to complete the mission (under his guidance of course)

we’ve written more for this au but this is the concrete stuff so far. the spy au worms have embedded themselves deep in my brain so i’m glad i got to share them with the masses :)

[noneedforguns]

“   Eggsy, I know it must be   difficult   for you, but try and imagine this:   NO.   “

@eggspionage

[gunkanjiima-blog]

eggspionage replied to your post:        quick note that raoul is EXTREMELY....

that’S so extra!!!!

         ur a lil young kid but keep it up and ima touch ur knee i s2g

[0000000000011]

@eggspionage: dICKS OUT FOR EGGOS

[geneticmisfit]

eggspionage replied to your post: ‘I’ll do that noir archetype for myself oh gee I...

can’t believe you had to take a quiz for that i could have told you?!

But??? How???? Because I’m the beacon of innocence and sunshine???

??????

[aliasgareth]

@eggspionage

“That is not a martini.”

[atlantisking]

I am really horrible on delivering giveaways and such, my brain is all over the place all the time, but tbh if I love you and you need something nice made for you, you know where to find me and tbh I randomly give people stuff anyway so... I’m not going to do an official one. But I’ll still scream from the rooftops how much I appreciate a lot of who are following me, I have now reached   1250+ followers   and that’s a massive number, one I’ve never achieved before on any of my other blogs and I hope that means I’m doing something right. I want to say thanks   to those who make me smile on a daily or weekly basis, who’ve been there for me when I needed someone to talk to, or just bring a smile to my and everyone’s faces by being true rays of sunshine.

MY TRUE AQUAFAM

@tragedyveined / @theyschemed, @fuckinlasso / @birdofprcy, @aquarad, @atlantisqueen / @swallowedblood, @symbolises, @rezolution, @soughtjustiice / @speedgifted / @tetheredfates / @shotlaw, @haharlarious, @whatfalls / @bloodrule / @contractually, @thegreenbatman / @hoodedmenace, @possessedby / @zenobeia, @liifegambler / @stillcominback / @andalasiian

THOSE WHO CONTINUOUSLY ROCK MY BOAT

@willedpower / @shepowered, @spideyaunt, @underoosed, @scavengered, @dinopunching, @playsvulgar, @divinewarricr, @aerlyth, @wouldshoot, @tobescottfree, @ghoulord, @outlawiism, @spoopyrocky, @pelagaios, @terramove, @asphdel, @pomegrnat, @seaprofound, @sugarot, @alnnys, @sacredjustice, @wbhead, @chaordiic, @maraimade, @starchillcd, @fiinalgiirl / @ghoulishundertakings, @spookremade, @spoopydickie, @agentxiii, @0000000000011 / @deivll / @heroheart, @vespertiilian, @tordenvaer, @aboutwinning / @faxwhispering / @eggspionage, @earnedstripes, @iisfet / @cvthartidae, @asgardianhammer, @valadhxfndr, @nationalcityy, @tahitiwoke, @hopeshielded, @irondecay, @badreturns, @spookedrobin, @astromed

[moonjeweled]

what a great day to remember that ez loves @eggspionage w/ all her lil heart

[angry-beibers]

Eggs is master of Eggspionage. Eggs listen from the kitchen. They hear you, egg boy.

oh there you are i was beginning to think the nightmare was over

[ofdcrksouls-blog]

the threads below are the ones i’ll be keeping from the previous blog:

@junkhcad — x

@executiie x2 — x & x

@ahopefulbunch — x

@fcrtem — x

@officersensate — x

@eggspionage — x

@arepure — x

@mxnyfxces x2 — x & x

@fightingsouls — x

@shotgunshellsandfeathers — x

@ownheroes — x

@cargothief — x

@dulhaan — x

i’m really sorry if our thread isn’t on here, but i probably let it go because i had no muse for it. so instead, hit me up and we can start working on something different.

replies for the threads below will come gradually, but will be sent eventually. be patient with me x

[fiiverounds-archived]

I was tagged by @centurionwaited

Rules: tell your followers eleven facts about yourself and then tag eleven more people to do it.

1. I am completely in love with Holby City and that is the show I never ever fail to watch, which is a big deal in my case as I never seem to sit down and watch anything anymore. 2. I am currently waiting for university offers. 3. I have never broken a bone, though I’ve had a fractured metatarsal twice - a stress fracture, ironic as they are normally found in athletes. I am not an athlete. 4. I have an unhealthy love for mint imperials. 5. Currently reading Outlander, but currently studying Handmaid’s Tale. 6. There is nothing better than a good blanket in my opinion. 7. I adore to travel. I went on a big Europe trip with my family, to celebrate myself and my brother’s turning 18. It was amazing. 8. I make lists a lot. I always have a notebook on me. 9. I’d love to be a writer but my life is far too mundane, so I stick to fanfic. 10. My first rp blog and quite a few after that was of the Eleventh Doctor, who is still my smol, tragic child. I stopped writing him because it became too much pressure for such a popular character and I had self-doubt. Whilst I still feel like that with Kate, it's a lot less as there are few rp blogs that write her. 11. I currently really need a haircut.

tagging: @verydoctory , @madeleventh , @patricianborn , @theunitfamily , @eggspionage , @britishnation , @wildhearted , @twatisms, @theverylast, @claraosiwald , @inomniscience.

[kryptonraised-a]

DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN 5 CHARACTERS

tagged by:  @stilinskinator the light of my life <3 tagging: @warcoded @halerage @nightfostered @eggspionage @puppycrushing @pcnnywcrth @falsegcd

kara zor-el / danvers  //  supergirl

allison argent

diana prince  //  wonder woman 

peggy carter

padme amidala

[herorisen-blog]

b a e

/ favorite bloggos.

b / e f o r e

@bloodbaptised / @boombitchsmythe / @brockethalls / @benjcmiin / @bethisms

a / n y b o d y

@agenths / @aintashes / @ahopefulbunch / @abeautiifulmess / @analyticallyminded

e / l s e

@ensignfinnclifton / @eggspionage / @evidcnce 

[gunkanjiima-blog]

Rule: Answer six questions & tag eight people.

REPOST  DO NOT REBLOG!!!

ʟᴀsᴛ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜᴇᴅ: shutter island ʟᴀsᴛ sᴏɴɢ ɪ ʟɪsᴛᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ: that joke isn’t funny anymore – the smiths ʟᴀsᴛ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ɪ ʀᴇᴀᴅ: fantastic beasts and where to find them, the screenplay - j.k. rowling ʟᴀsᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ᴀᴛᴇ: creme brulee ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀɴʏᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ, ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇ: new zealand - south island ғɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴅᴀʏ: raoul silva  ( i’d probably kiss him ngl )

Tagged by: @diirtblood​ ( gracias, mi amigo ) 

Tagging: @gallantlygalahad, @exsolutio, @tcmbraider, @enigmatie, @mongrelborn, @motherofasgard, @eggspionage, @nevidimy, @bxthory && anyone else who would enjoy filling this out!

[0000000000011]

HOGWARTS HOUSE SORTING

gryffindor: 40 hufflepuff: 69 ravenclaw: 69 slytherin: 40

tagged by: @eggspionage

[geneticmisfit]

eggspionage replied to your post: Listen Peter keeps tooting the ‘I am an innocent...

peter toots horns? I HAD NO IDEA

I guess you can say that he’s

HORN-Y