#eggmett Cullen

[dizzydispatch]

do you think the cullens could use smart phones?

like aren’t touchscreens heat based?

how would that work

maybe smeyer would just use it as another way to reinforce the “old-fashioned good, modern bad” thing

[httpmentalbreakdown]

maturity is realizing you don’t wanna be bella anymore, you want to be emmett’s bag of eggs.

no one:

who’s that??

oh it’s the bag of eggs. They’re boiled of course and totally unavailable. I’m pretty sure it’s in a threesome with the blond girl rosalie and the big guy emmett. It’s weird because they live together you know.

[improbablyoutofdata]

You’re telling me that the reason Emmett was carrying a dozen eggs is because Kellan Lutz was eating just hard boiled eggs for his diet?

[spanishinfluenza]

Got up at 5am for a night time walk and eye--

he's been here

[rosaalee]

mr eggmett cullen

requested

[effervescent-influenza]

Eggsme, Eggmett, and Eggward Cullen

[rosaalee]

i wanna see what you can do with a one mr eggmett cullen

this was fun ngl