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dizzydispatch · 2 years ago

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do you think the cullens could use smart phones?

like aren’t touchscreens heat based?

how would that work

maybe smeyer would just use it as another way to reinforce the “old-fashioned good, modern bad” thing

#idk but the image of esme trying to use an ipad and being like a total grandma with it #or Emmett accidentally smashing the screen when reblogging something too fast #edward refuses to even try because technology is beneath him #Carlisle gets a blackberry and used outdated text lingo with his kids #like “hello fellow kids” vibes #Rosalie becomes TikTok famous and they have to move around every time she gets recognized somewhere #and Reduction catfishes predators online #twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight headcanon #the cullens #eggmett Cullen

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httpmentalbreakdown · 2 years ago

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maturity is realizing you don’t wanna be bella anymore, you want to be emmett’s bag of eggs.

no one:

who’s that??

oh it’s the bag of eggs. They’re boiled of course and totally unavailable. I’m pretty sure it’s in a threesome with the blond girl rosalie and the big guy emmett. It’s weird because they live together you know.

#twilight #twilight renaissance #edward cullen #bella swan #rosalie hale #emmett cullen #the cullens #eggmett

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spanishinfluenza · 3 years ago

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cant believe i never knew how much Kellan got it. Kellan doesnt get it, Kellan created it, fostered it, birthed it god bless

kellan gets it

#kellan lutz #eggmett cullen #emmett cullen #mr lutz we owe you so muvh

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improbablyoutofdata · 3 years ago

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You’re telling me that the reason Emmett was carrying a dozen eggs is because Kellan Lutz was eating just hard boiled eggs for his diet?

#twilight #emmett mccarty #emmett cullen #kellan lutz #twilight renaissance #eggs #eggmett #catherine hardwicke

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rosaalee · 5 years ago

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mr eggmett cullen

requested

#pls why #lmaoooo #mr eggmett cullen #emmett cullen #my moodboards

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effervescent-influenza · 3 years ago

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Eggsme, Eggmett, and Eggward Cullen

#i’m so sorry #twilight #eggs #egg #twilight renaissance #the cullens #cullen coven #twilight meme #esme cullen #esme platt #edward cullen #emmett cullen #twilight saga #the twilight saga #shitpost #twilight shitpost

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stileslinskid · 3 years ago

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The bracelet is Kellan’s! He seen wearing it in interviews throughout the twilight years and I think it might’ve been like a personal thing or even a purity thing (latter is a wild guess). Either way love that it was really Kellan. Just proves that we all knew - Kellan is Emmett 😂😘

The eggs have finally been explained

https://www.insider.com/twilight-emmett-eggs-detail-reason-kellan-lutz-catherine-hardwicke-interview-2021-5

Oh, excellent (eggcellent?)! Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I enjoy weird little movie lore! I've always assumed it was some Kellan-bulking-up thing that they just put in the movie because lulz so it's nice to have that confirmed.

And I know I'm not the only one who always thinks of the "Gaston" song from beauty and the beast when I see all Emmett/Kellan's eggs. . .

I think his little twine bracelet is a Kellan thing too but I can't find the source.

#eggmett #emmett cullen #kellan lutz #catherine hardwicke #twilight

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spanishinfluenza · 4 years ago

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Got up at 5am for a night time walk and eye--

he's been here

#yes theyre eggs #he's here #i know he is #where are you Emmett #come out and bite me like a real vampire malewife #Emmett Mccarthy #eggmett mccarthy #emmett cullen #twilight #twilight renassaince #mine #eggs

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rosaalee · 5 years ago

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i wanna see what you can do with a one mr eggmett cullen

this was fun ngl

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