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What if Rhaenyra married:

Laenor by the Seven in front of the Realm

Harwin by the Old Gods in front of the Heart Tree

Laena and Daemon by the Gods of Valyria on Dragonstone.

All of her marriages are blessed by Gods, so none of her kids are bastards. But Laenor is her "legal" husband and acknowledges all the kids as his. He's even willing to put it in writing if people want to question it.

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My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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The Princess Bride is such a funny book to read after ONLY seeing the movie. Like Goldman made up a fake author from a fake country and proceeded to write the book as an abridged version of what the fake author wrote... and then he proceeds to add in notes to the "abridged version" mentioning all the boring world building stuff he skipped because it was boring.

Like shout out to William Goldman, man really did make an entire book that is just "the cool scenes you thought of in your head" and then made up a fake author to abridge so he doesn't have to connect them.

And it slaps

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can we please please stop treating T and E weight gain like its an unfortunate side effect instead of something normal that is literally supposed to happen. you will gain weight because you are going through puberty part 2. that is not bad your body is just adapting to changes. stop trying to shrink yourself to be the smallest version of you possible

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netflix subtitles are great for when you want to read a caption with like 50% resemblance to what's being spoken

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This is why church was separated from state.

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"Genesis", Oil on canvas by Matthew Cornell

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It's over

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Let’s goooooooo