#egg behavior

[kittenquasar]

Egg behavior is getting prescribed antacids and being exited that gynecomastia is a possible side effect. Egg behavior is still taking them even after the gastritis has healed, in some hope that someday your unconscious dreams will come true. Egg behavior is also having elevated liver enzymes for "no reason" that go away once you stop the fake tiddy pills and start taking real tiddy pills.. oops. But no, no signs

[charyou-tree]

See, I don’t relate to the transfem experience of always picking the female characters in video games, specifically because I was aware of that stereotype and didn’t dare to pick the female character for fear of being accused of being trans.

Turns out I’m trans and anxious.

[carrotflowersss]

Thinking about the time I wrote a really angsty, emo poem about how I wanted to look like a man and have the features of a man and be perceived as a MAN because I had an unrequited crush on my gay male friend…..

[scramblebones]

Some of you were never pinned down by your girlfriend so she could put makeup on you in highschool and it shows...

[etirabys]

it's hard to improve at baking because even mediocre cakes taste really good. what's the incentive

[waitineedaname]

putting aside being sad about binghe for now, I was looking for the first time sqq directly compares binghe to a maiden, and as far as I can tell, the first time he calls him a maiden is this part:

To push him away during this moment would be like giving a young maiden -- one who'd finally worked up the courage to call and brokenheartedly weep to an older sister for comfort and encouragement -- a face-turning slap. It was really a bit cruel. (Chapter 11 in vol. 2 of the English translation)

this stands out to me because this is shortly after he finally realized binghe is attracted to him, while he's still grappling with the fact that he's "turned binghe gay." it's yet another example of sqq equating being gay with femininity -- he knows binghe is into men now, and thus begins him repeatedly referring to binghe's behavior as that of a maiden's

but the other thing that stands out to me about this quote is that sqq is also making himself a girl in this metaphor. I know the translation is probably lacking here and he's probably using jiejie to mean generic older female friend as opposed to jiejie meaning older sister, but still. shen qingqiu, why are both of you girls in this mental metaphor. hello. shen qingqiu are you aware that making both of you girls does not make it any less gay. shen qingqiu are you listening to me. shen qingqiu yes it's still gay when you're both girls

[seabeck]

Moments after pecking my eyelid so hard I bled

[azzandra]

If you ever feel bad about how clumsy you are, you can feel better knowing that at least you didn't fail at frying an egg as spectacularly as I did today.

I have literally never fucked up an egg so much in my life. Just cracked the egg, tried to pry open the shell over the hot pan, and the whole shell just fucking exploded into shards in every direction, but especially in the pan, where it makes the oil crackle and throw hot gobs at me.

So I'm standing there with my fucking thumbs inside whatever membrane is just past the egg shell, egg white trickling out over the shell bits, getting my hands sprayed with hot oil as I'm trying to coax the fucking egg yolk out and into a corner of the pan not yet covered by egg shell shrapnel, and after I finally get the mangled yolk in, I get a spoon and try to pick up the shell bits.

Halfway through this task, the egg burns, so I had to throw it out anyway.

Most harrowing five minutes of my life.

[haloberry]

FUCK DUDE,

Like why is this man so good at fucking just taking the limits with his body??

Before, that trait was praised when he was at his happiest, and when you saw him nearly passed out from overnighters, you know it was him just laser focusing on a massive project that will lag the server. You would just go “Oh Tubbo! Silly Tubbo not paying attention to health! Lmao.”

But now, that trait that was praised and mocked is turning out to be his noose. A trait that once could’ve turned nations is now killing him ever so slowly like a wither rose. While it’s never something obvious, like taking a knife to his heart, it’s the little things like not putting the effort into catching himself on time.

Not putting to much effort into taking out his paraglider, not showering for days on end, wearing shitty armor under the guise of using the best for his daughter, taking any chance to work on a machine or factory so long as he’s put to use. And sometimes it’s even more obvious, like how when he forgets he can feel emotion and stabs himself multiple times on a stalagmite to feel anything.

Sunny, he’s only purpose now, is really the only thing keeping him from crossing that final line. Because, their his and he’d be damned if he doesn’t give that girl the most amazing things he has to offer. Shame, that from how Sunny sees it, Tubbo doesn’t include himself on that list.

With that, like the flower in his hands, he is wilting. The sun isn’t the only thing a flower needs, but now, who’s going to come and save him?

[erineas]

Hey/

Did you see 6 skeletons 1 maid updated?

Thoughts?

I was saving this ask to make a little comic of how that last chapter felt but- lets say it didn't turn out how i wanted. Instead, i just dug out some of my old Maid-chan drawings and stared at them blankly for the next days.

I'm still particularly fixed on this one little page:

Mister Green was my absolute favorite and the only light i saw at the end of her tunnel. He was so kind and sweet, and pretty much the only one that treated her like a person (besides Yellow of course). When i first read this fic so many years ago i didn't trully realized the dark tone of this story but i still chose the only "healthy" option. I wanted MC to be happy and free, and oh how i wanted him to give her that. I held those drawings of him for years imagining a chapter where they would encounter again and that would drive her to a better ending (either skeletons overcoming their issues and treating her with respect or him taking her away).

But then this final chapter appeared and it was... a thing.

(Kinda spoilers for the babes that haven't read it)

First of all, I FINALLY GOT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AFTER BEACH CHAPTERS OMG I NEEDED THAT

Second of all, it didn't look good at all and it was getting worse as I read. But then good because it was a week alone for her to rest and Sans was eating with her?? But also that whole scene reminded me how bad her situation really was so it actually wasn't good at all.

And then the scene that broke me.

I was aware that I wanted her to flee before, but I never thought she could.

It was oddly satisfying, if not a bit anxiety inducing because of the thought that they would caught her eventually. As always.

But then Asgore, and Orange. And nothing...

I got mad that he found her. Which was a weird feeling since I remember liking him a lot. It felt to me like he ruined her good enough ending. But despite that, it makes sense it was him so I don't complain.

What crushed me though, wasn't that she couldn't say goodbye or that Sans got tired of trying to get her back. It was the fact the Gs didn't even try looking for her. They didn't even got mentioned. What happened there, I wonder. Didn't they like her? Care for her? Mister Green wrote her letters, of course he liked her. But then why...?

Suddenly he looked like a fairytale.

The ending was great, finally lending her the ability to choose. It made absolutely everything worth it and the way it was written made me feel like I do have a say in the matter. And for the first time, i didn't choose the skeletons.

I realized she could find her happy ending alone.

(My live reaction)

[suguruuuuu-chan]

T4t Zosan save me....save me t4t Zosan...

[ryuusea]

good morning ☀️☀️☀️❤️🍳

I also wrote a little bit, some sappy lad behavior just get married already!!!

“Liam! Ah- And your nose is cold…”

Despite that, heat prickles on the back of his neck where Liam’s lips were pressed seconds ago. His ears feel hot too.

Sherlock turns just enough, his side pressed closer into Liam’s chest, that Liam’s hand slips from his shoulder down to his elbow.

“You were sitting up in bed with the windows wide open again weren’t you.”

The other doesn’t answer, he doesn’t have to, it’s obvious; there’s the smell of a crisp breeze and morning dew radiating off of Liam; Sherlock twists around fully now. One hand presses firmly to Liam’s right cheek, lets the cold seep away into his palm. Meanwhile the touch to the other side of Liam’s face is delicate, feather-light, skimming just below the bandages while his gaze follows along to confirm the white fabric is still neatly tucked in place from helping to change them hours before.

This close, he can feel the warmth of Liam’s breath against his lips with every exhale; he searches that single red eye that stares back at him, unfaltering, yet molten with a tenderness he has yet a name for.

Sherlock leans in closer. Ah, his nose is still so cold—

“Not burnt.”

“What—“

“Not burnt,” Liam repeats, words brushing into Sherlock’s lips, “The eggs. Any way is fine, just not burnt.” A pointed nudge to his elbow to bring his attention at the stove.

“Gah!” Sherlock whips back around and flips the eggs out of the pan onto a plate before they brown any further.

The laugh and the smile pressed to the back of his neck is worth it, he’ll eat burnt eggs happily every morning in exchange for that.

[shumistar]

DAPPER ANGST DAPPER ANGST!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

[rhaegars-cervix]

the king and queen of the seven kingdoms roster includes serial killers, cult leaders, incest predators, kinslayers, the most victimized women on planetos, people whose mental state overall makes them unfit to rule, and then there’s eggbetha. normal goths into femdom

[kosherkept]

what’s up with people going out of their way to find jewish tumblr blogs that are 100% about being jewish and literally nothing else, only to send them asks like “why aren’t you talking about (thing not about jews) :/ piece of shit” girl why do you think?? what do you think this blog is about. answer quickly

same energy as the times i’ve seen ppl say shit like “yall wanna focus on anything but the present” to like…historians. yea man i bet. considering that’s their thing and all that

[knifegremliin]

the most transgender cis guy ever