#egg anon

[mimorobo]

*There is an anon in front of a tree.

*They offer you an egg

*Do you take it?

YES NO

GIMME THAT-

Imma make a good scrambled egg out of this...

Unless it's a dragon egg of course, duh.

Uh, thanks anon, nice tree, I'll share my scrambles with you!! :D

[mysticmonkie]

Egg anon back at it again

Absolutely love the interpretation you got for R&S

Something about Savage being described as a Feral husk is so funny to me

You know that one image of the person rearing their kids with baby leashes? That’s the vibe I get/pos

EGG ANON that's it that's your name now-

Well you definitely make the idea of Savage being a husk of sorts a lot less morbid than I imagined it!

This is pretty accurate, too, though

[fallenclan]

Yewberry sprite, please?

- 🥚 (can I be egg anon?)

here you go! both his elder sprite and his warrior sprite, since you can't see his new scar super well on the elder one :)

[piratefishmama]

eggs have no fibre but i hope Eddie still ate some anyway

Eddie eats many eggs, likes em runny i bet so he can dunk his fibre rich wholemeal toast in the yolks

eggies can absolutely contribute to the rumblies too which does not help him in any way shape or form.

[decaydanceredacted]

WAIT IM BACK

ok ok so patrick and pete both gabes puppy subs who aren't allowed to touch themselves or cum without permission but one day while gabe is out pete forces himself on patrick because hes a helpless puppy who doesn't know any better and he cant control himself and he assures patrick that it'll feel so good and gabe wont find out

gabe comes home to find pete pinning patrick to the floor and grinding their tdicks together and patrick tells him that he tried to get pete to stop because hes a good boy and knows that he cant touch without permission and his gabe saying they believe him and pete gets shoved into a corner with his hands toed together because hes a stupid puppy and he'll touch himself if his hands are left free

anyways gabe fucking patrick hard in front of pete and telling him that pete could have been the one to fuck him if only he wasn't such a dumb whore who can't control himself and patrick is forced to cum like four times as punishment because even though he didnt want it he still technically touched himself without permission and if gabe doesn't punish him then he'll become a stupid helpless fuckpup like pete !!!

ok now im done for real

egg anon

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[deathbecomesthem]

Egg Anon,

We are cool. There are no hard feelings on my part. I hope there are none on your end.

You couldn't know this, but I have a really difficult career that takes up a lot of my mental and emotional bandwidth. If I come across as an asshole it's more than likely because I am fucking exhausted.

Feel free to offer any of your thoughts. I may or may not have an opinion about what you have to say, but that doesn't mean I think you're stupid.

[heartofhubris-a]

eggggg

Cure ur nicotine addiction with this one simple trick!

Egg

[the-black-manor]

trick or treat, sir? :)

- 🥚

You are jumped from behind by a drider. It forces its ovipositor inside of you and lays its eggs, more and more and more, making your stomach bulge until you’re too heavy to move.

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

hiiii lati !!

i've been a long time reader of your works and a more recent follower now that i remember tumblr exists on my phone and i do in fact have a tumblr account ;;;

but i've noticed you've started playing hsr !!! how are you enjoying it so far? >:3

i've been doing my best to get through content and save for jing yuAAANNN !! i desire him so badly and i hope he sees my efforts to obtain him. will you be pulling for him too? or have your eyes on anyone else ??

hope you have a good time playing hsr <3<3 and if you'd have me, i'd love to be around more as one of your anons? ☆

if you have room for me then might i claim the name egg anon if it isn't taken? i'd say the name will really leave me.. eggnonymous !!

i'm enjoying jing yuan because he is an absolute UNIT and his follow-up attacks always save my ass mainly when i'm farming for materials and in the simulated universe. but i'm trying to save up for luocha bc i need an imaginary character and also bc he's a pretty boy <33

you made a pun and i dunno if we should contain you or if i should smooch you for that,,

[keuwibloom]

*The man isn’t pleased.

*Suddenly, you are covered in thousands of eggs.

OMG was I not supposed to eat the egg?? NOOOO--

*gets buried under eggs

[mysticmonkie]

I can only imagine how Macaque handled the two tiny heartbeats thing (in reference to you most recent art post)

Well? Not well? Possibly bottling up all the panic that comes with it?

All of the options are wonderful

-🥚

Post in question: X

Oh yeah the possibilities are pretty endless!

Mac more wakes up to the sound one day and doesn't realize what it is for a while, just thinks he's hearing a little thumping sounds like hearing the ticking of a clock or crickets or tinnitus. It annoys them for a long time to the point they just suspect he's hallucinating sounds because it's such a constant and it doesn't get closer or further when he moves???

[real-total-drama-takes]

https://www.tumblr.com/real-total-drama-takes/732306670058946560/httpswwwtumblrcomreal-total-drama-takes73230?source=share&ref=_tumblr

Ok, eggnon is briefly back from the dead because I just wanted to say this. I don't actually care who's worse. Sierra and Cody are both creepy in their own ways so I don't see the point in comparing. I just wanted to spread chaos.

But catanon is based, yes. And Mod Courtney is also based. The bra thing is creepy. I don't care if Gwen gave it to him. He asked her for it and, as far as we know, he still has it.

-🥚 (i'm gonna return to the land of the dead. see ya when i see ya. have fun!)

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[piratefishmama]

it is egg month m'lord 🫸🥚🫷

EGG!!!

[decaydanceredacted]

god fuckin uhhhhh pete is so bratty puppy boy coded and gabe keeps trying to train him but he likes the spanking and impact play too much so gabe has to buy a shock collar for him

when pete first sees it he begs gabe to not put it in and says that he can be good but gabe knows thats not true and this is the only way to get pete to listen

anyways gabe fucking pete with a too large strap and everytime pete is loud or squirms too much he gets zapped aaaaaaaa

thats it lmao

egg anon

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[thefearofcod]

Egg

EGG ANON OH MY GOD IVE MISSED YOU

[deathbecomesthem]

https://www.tumblr.com/deathbecomesthem/779029729554612225/im-not-about-to-spread-conspiracy-but-i-swear-to?source=share

Hey! Its me egg anon!

Like i said i didnt mean it in a conspiracy way, i meant it in a trad wife content way like its just eggs and egg recipes all over my fucking feed all the fucking time, and some of the stuff i said wasnt just me being weird but stuff ive actually heard people actually say in these videos or suggest or how it feels.. and seeing right wing stuff i didnt see before like algorithms have changed or something when i block and click not interested on every one i see, ive seen other people on twitter complaining how theyre constantly suggested not just right wing content on all social media accounts that they could easily filter out before but being sold content that is tradwife adjacent or usually being sold around the time of some political narrative like "morning shed cosmetics and products" "drink raw milk" "buy a tesla" ect idk im bad at examples, just stuff that you thinks abit weird but is just conservative propaganda, a clean up campaign or marketing.. I dont appreciate being seen as stupid though. Im just saying :/

Like i can take a joke but im not sure if youre making fun of me or not...?

Which of my followers are you Egg Anon? I appreciate you sharing this but I’ve never had egg content on my blog. It was unexpected for a Monday morning. So yes I was joking a little but also…I hope you can see why?

(Unless it’s you, Blue Jay Aficionado Page. Then you can go fuck yourself.)

No offense was meant. It was teasing. At your expense? Sure. Keep in mind that you're the one that came into my living room with some out of the blue egg talk. No one said you were stupid.

I don't understand what your point was, to be completely honest, and it's not really a topic I want to dive into. I think there's really enough out in the open for us to consider and react to at the moment.

Easter is right around the corner, my friend. Don't be too worried about the increase in egg recipes.