#egg anon

[mysticmonkie]

Egg anon back at it again

Absolutely love the interpretation you got for R&S

Something about Savage being described as a Feral husk is so funny to me

You know that one image of the person rearing their kids with baby leashes? That’s the vibe I get/pos

EGG ANON that's it that's your name now-

Well you definitely make the idea of Savage being a husk of sorts a lot less morbid than I imagined it!

This is pretty accurate, too, though

[fallenclan]

Yewberry sprite, please?

- 🥚 (can I be egg anon?)

here you go! both his elder sprite and his warrior sprite, since you can't see his new scar super well on the elder one :)

[piratefishmama]

eggs have no fibre but i hope Eddie still ate some anyway

Eddie eats many eggs, likes em runny i bet so he can dunk his fibre rich wholemeal toast in the yolks

eggies can absolutely contribute to the rumblies too which does not help him in any way shape or form.

[decaydanceredacted]

WAIT IM BACK

ok ok so patrick and pete both gabes puppy subs who aren't allowed to touch themselves or cum without permission but one day while gabe is out pete forces himself on patrick because hes a helpless puppy who doesn't know any better and he cant control himself and he assures patrick that it'll feel so good and gabe wont find out

gabe comes home to find pete pinning patrick to the floor and grinding their tdicks together and patrick tells him that he tried to get pete to stop because hes a good boy and knows that he cant touch without permission and his gabe saying they believe him and pete gets shoved into a corner with his hands toed together because hes a stupid puppy and he'll touch himself if his hands are left free

anyways gabe fucking patrick hard in front of pete and telling him that pete could have been the one to fuck him if only he wasn't such a dumb whore who can't control himself and patrick is forced to cum like four times as punishment because even though he didnt want it he still technically touched himself without permission and if gabe doesn't punish him then he'll become a stupid helpless fuckpup like pete !!!

ok now im done for real

egg anon

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[heartofhubris-a]

eggggg

Cure ur nicotine addiction with this one simple trick!

Egg

[poisonouswritings]

Okay ik i havent been here in a while but,,,sage,,,sage is one nosey mktherfuckir. I can imagine him evesdropping on a conversation while you two would be out together and he's just so,,,,zoned out listening to it,,, he'd probably let you in on whatever drama he's listening to. Maybe he uses that to time whenever he's going to join a betting game? Also him hearing other people complimenting you across the bar but you don't know what's up and just kinda watch him get more and more worked up and agitated lmao. Even worse if said people decide to approach you

He could probably hear people fucking in the back alley lmao

Hi Ozzy :3

Omg hi Egg!!! It's been a while but I also haven't been around in a while so it evens out

GN!Reader, hehe I love jealous Sage sm actually

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Sage is a nosey little fucker. On the streets, there with two main bargaining chips; money (which always talks) and knowledge (which is garnered by talking). Knowledge could be anything from having an itemized list of what shipments are coming into the dock and how much they're worth to horrible, vile blackmail that can make the leader of the Sunstone Order look the other way at your crimes.

And since he rarely ever had extra gold, knowledge was his best bet.

So he learned to eavesdrop. He might not remember names it takes him an embarrassingly long time to memorize yours, so for the first few weeks you know him he basically never used your name but he remembers faces and hair colors and random little details, and that's enough to be useful.

Even when things do get a little more stable and he's no longer stumbling on the edge of nothingness, old habits die hard. So when you're at the tavern and he hears some interesting gossip, he listens.

And if it's something funny, or dramatic, or just plain weird, he'll tell you about it. Sometimes it's not even intentional. He'll be zoning out, sipping on his ale while you chat with Tulsi, and he'll just start rambling about it.

He's buzzed,, his head is on your shoulder and you're stroking his ears,,, and he just starts parroting whatever he hears and it startles the shit out of you because he's talking about a murder?? Is he okay??? Is he possessed???? And then you put two and two together and realize Oh He's Talking About Murdering Someone In Cards and then he suddenly gets up and joins the poker game going on because now he knows who to target.

He goes up to the bar to get a drink and you whisper "HEY SAGE YOU HAVE A CUTE ASS!" and his ears fold down and his tail starts wagging and when he comes back he's blushing a little and he calls you a dork but he can't stop smiling

But sometimes you'll be sitting and talking and he'll suddenly go quiet. His ears will flick. He'll pout and put an arm around your shoulders (even if that means getting up and moving to your side of the table). And that's how you know he's jealous about something.

Do you tell him you know he's jealous, or do you play dumb to tease him?

Sometimes you'll be at the bar ordering food and suddenly Sage will show up behind you and wrap his arms around you,, if he's drunk enough then he'll just start hissing at whoever was coming up to hit on you.

>:( You're his >:( and he's yours >:( so why won't people leave you guys alone >:(

He's so whiney about it too

And if the person/people were saying super disrespectful/inappropriate things about you?? Then he will get in their face and start cussing them out. Usually in Vair so you don't know exactly what they were saying about you, or what threats he's hurling at them.

Also,, after that happens,,, he'll start nomming on your neck/collarbone because he has to mark you!! 'Cause you're his!!!

Also there are a couple of times you guys are gonna leave via the back door to the alley (especially when there's some kind of brawl going on) but then he'll stop,, kinda snicker,,, steer you back out the front but his tail wraps around your upper thigh and kinda slides up and down a little,,,,,, hehe

[the-black-manor]

trick or treat, sir? :)

- 🥚

You are jumped from behind by a drider. It forces its ovipositor inside of you and lays its eggs, more and more and more, making your stomach bulge until you’re too heavy to move.

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

hiiii lati !!

i've been a long time reader of your works and a more recent follower now that i remember tumblr exists on my phone and i do in fact have a tumblr account ;;;

but i've noticed you've started playing hsr !!! how are you enjoying it so far? >:3

i've been doing my best to get through content and save for jing yuAAANNN !! i desire him so badly and i hope he sees my efforts to obtain him. will you be pulling for him too? or have your eyes on anyone else ??

hope you have a good time playing hsr <3<3 and if you'd have me, i'd love to be around more as one of your anons? ☆

if you have room for me then might i claim the name egg anon if it isn't taken? i'd say the name will really leave me.. eggnonymous !!

i'm enjoying jing yuan because he is an absolute UNIT and his follow-up attacks always save my ass mainly when i'm farming for materials and in the simulated universe. but i'm trying to save up for luocha bc i need an imaginary character and also bc he's a pretty boy <33

you made a pun and i dunno if we should contain you or if i should smooch you for that,,

[keuwibloom]

*The man isn’t pleased.

*Suddenly, you are covered in thousands of eggs.

OMG was I not supposed to eat the egg?? NOOOO--

*gets buried under eggs

[real-total-drama-takes]

https://www.tumblr.com/real-total-drama-takes/732306670058946560/httpswwwtumblrcomreal-total-drama-takes73230?source=share&ref=_tumblr

Ok, eggnon is briefly back from the dead because I just wanted to say this. I don't actually care who's worse. Sierra and Cody are both creepy in their own ways so I don't see the point in comparing. I just wanted to spread chaos.

But catanon is based, yes. And Mod Courtney is also based. The bra thing is creepy. I don't care if Gwen gave it to him. He asked her for it and, as far as we know, he still has it.

-🥚 (i'm gonna return to the land of the dead. see ya when i see ya. have fun!)

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[mysticmonkie]

I can only imagine how Macaque handled the two tiny heartbeats thing (in reference to you most recent art post)

Well? Not well? Possibly bottling up all the panic that comes with it?

All of the options are wonderful

-🥚

Post in question: X

Oh yeah the possibilities are pretty endless!

Mac more wakes up to the sound one day and doesn't realize what it is for a while, just thinks he's hearing a little thumping sounds like hearing the ticking of a clock or crickets or tinnitus. It annoys them for a long time to the point they just suspect he's hallucinating sounds because it's such a constant and it doesn't get closer or further when he moves???

[thefearofcod]

Egg

EGG ANON OH MY GOD IVE MISSED YOU

[piratefishmama]

it is egg month m'lord 🫸🥚🫷

EGG!!!

[decaydanceredacted]

god fuckin uhhhhh pete is so bratty puppy boy coded and gabe keeps trying to train him but he likes the spanking and impact play too much so gabe has to buy a shock collar for him

when pete first sees it he begs gabe to not put it in and says that he can be good but gabe knows thats not true and this is the only way to get pete to listen

anyways gabe fucking pete with a too large strap and everytime pete is loud or squirms too much he gets zapped aaaaaaaa

thats it lmao

egg anon

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[garbageratsinatrenchcoat]

wow, all these new revelations are egg-citing! I cant believe youve been hiding this from us this whole time, eggward hyde- or should I say… henry jeggyll?????

- 🥚

I hate you

[heartofhubris-a]

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