#eel pit

[left-hand-of-dorkness]

an old lady at the ceramics studio made me explain my “the government fears the indoor eel farmer” t shirt and by the time i got through it [“it’s … his basement is an eel…it’s not a bad thing i promise…he’s like a fish guy …on social…social media”] i really considered whether i need to grow up a little bit

[h3podcast]

Eel pit... my beloveed

[externalscreams]

oh to be a creature in that guy’s eel pit

[guillotinegrl]

truly inspirational

[1988nissanbe-1]

Had a dream last night that some influencer or otherwise very wealthy person obtained the worlds biggest Arapaima (An Amazonian fish) and dropped it into their giant square fish pit (not entirely unlike Eel Pit Guy) but it died and I was so mad I killed them.

[tiercel42]

What in the sam hill

[thunderbottle]

i am too tired to finish this so here have little reunion kissa sketch

[gordonsicedcoffee]

That is complete bullshit. I'd rather you break down and tell me that you hated me. At least there would be some passion in it.

MONICA POTTER as ALISON GORDON SAW (2004) dir. James Wan

[brotherhumphrey]

'an eel is a kind of animal and when you eat it you're eating an animal' how does it reproduce then eel boy.

[h3podcast]

New insane AB face just dropped

[tiktoksformyfriends]

reports from the front lines:

tiktok is currently consumed with a real milkshake duck situation after the woman who was mining a tunnel under her suburban home without permits was finally reported to local authorities and it came out that she is a trump supporter who was taking advantage of the immigration status of her neighbors

[hothotpot]

Saw a comment on YouTube about Harry forcing Kim to be in his TikToks, and now I cannot stop thinking about Harry spam texting Kim just the most unhinged TikToks imaginable (you know that man's FYP would be wild) and Kim caving and downloading the app because it was too annoying to deal with not having it and Harry would get sad if Kim didn't watch them.

[nightssideblogofshame]

I'll say one thing about dredge, no game has as rapidly recontextualized itself in my eyes as when i drove up to what i thought was a shipwreck only for it to come alive as a crab and attempt to smash my ship

I stared at that for a good long while processing

[thekingfischer]

debating if i want noah and alejandro to be full on enemies to lovers in this AU or if i wanna make them friends first

either way its gonna be a slowburn >:)

ive also decided that alejandro soooo falls first. he realises it when he gets irrationally pissed off after noah ignores his stupid fake flirting :3

noah also keeps his distrust more of a secret. hes smart! he knows that everyone else likes alejandro and being against someone so well liked just means bad news. he definitely makes it farther than london in this AU

maybe a noah and heather alliance :v

i STILL gotta come up with a name for the AU but i suck at naming things