#eeeeeeeeeeee she's beautiful!!!

[signanothername]

This is my cat Oreo

She ate dirt once

(She's fine)

OMMMGGGG HI HI HI OREO <33333

UGHHHH SHES BEAUTIFUL I WISH I COULD SQUISH HER AND HOLD HER LIKE A BABY 😭❤️🌷✨

And ah of course, what is life without having to keep an eye on your kitty lest they start expending their 9 lives dbhdhdhdhdh

(Idk if it’ll come as a surprise but cats have my heart I love them sm eeeeeeeeeeee)

[silvermuffins]

Okay so. Here we go! God I am. So checking hyped. Oh man. I can barely make myself get started. Little bit nervous since the person whose liveblogs made me want to do the same follows me now (hi!) but eeeeeeeeeeee

Y'all gotta understand p3 made me who I am. It has been personality-defining in several ways for ten years. I have rarely felt quite as loved as the day the announcement leaked and like four different people independently came to me like Letty did you see

In the true spirit of Akihiko Sanada, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

Okay let's dive in,,,,,

New theme song! I'm gonna miss the toast but i will give this a chance.

New visuals, stellar ones, really driving in that shit's fucked

Idk how that poll is gonna end so I'll start with just Some Thoughts at a time and then we'll see where we're going

Oh shit difficulty... Let's do normal to start. Fuck no I am not doing merciless. But I want some challenge.

Oh the opening movie is a little different....and they're letting me play already!

They are doing my boy right so far,,,, but yukari may take some getting used to. Also they pronounce iwatodai different and that will DEFINITEly take getting used to. Definitely some iykyk in there.

I am examining EVERYTHING. My guy walks fast tho goddamn. Can no longer run with hands in pockets. RIP hand/pockets.

If y'all could hear the noises I am making,,,,

THERE HE IS! THE BOY!

Shit do I have to enter the name in eastern order or is western fine? /Google/ Reddit says western! Minato Arisato walks again.

They did that contract-with-spooky-child scene pretty well despite it not still being an anime cutscene. I can accept it.

Oh she didn't point the gun at me this time. Which is less dramatic but DOES make more sense overall. I can accept it.

Once again the Noises I am making. Y'all. I am living. Checked in on that poll, so far one big post later on is winning so I'll keep at it for now!

How does this rewind thing work exactly...? Is it for like, if I fuck up a social link?

Menu looks like diving into water. All my water associations for Minato have been justified. Got he's so beautiful I'm gonna cry. "My reflection looks tired" yeah I bet it does you depresso espresso you.

Apparently there is or will be dlc of some sort! I will almost certainly obtain it.

Starting school! Wow they expanded that cutscene. Eeeeeeee. Yes I like this. It feels like home got a fresh coat of paint. It's gonna take me forever to get anything done. God. I'm. Okay give me a little while to just run around doing nonsense.

VOICED SOCIAL LINKS CONFIRMED it already was but I'm thrilled anyway

My boy is already curious about sewing. Don't worry, Minty, we will be spending so much time with a certain someone. Ooh, seems he has a decent sense of smell... Aha, there a certain someone is! So very French...

Okay, game, you win, I'll make progress. Hi, Toriumi, yes I have a tragic backstory.

Minato just `why are people keep talking to me`. Suck it up boy we're gonna meet EVERYBODY.

New VA for Junpei is great so far. I'm so glad. The previous one was a case of how truly unfortunate it is that garbage people can be good at things. But so far, the characters are sounding great!

Yukari you are not subtle. Here I am trying to cover for you and you just give Junpei the wrong idea.

"No one takes rumors seriously, anyway." Stares directly into the camera. Stares in P2 familiarity. Stares. I do not remember if this line was in the original but S T A R E S.

Getting junpei's two cents on everything and. God it makes me so happy every time a familiar song kicks in.

Doodedoo, 'splorin.

Mmkay back to the dorm. We can actually explore the kitchen? Fridge space? Can't use the kitchen yet? DO I GET TO MAKE COOKING MINTY A REALITY?

I don't have tons of commentary right now that isn't best expressed as a bunch of vague satisfied noises and squeals in a higher range than the human ear can detect. Or by wiggling furiously, which doesn't come across well in text. Know that I am wiggling furiously. Everyone looks so good. Everyone sounds so good. I'm so happy.

Okay so it's not fully fully voiced. But still! So happy.

I know it's just Like This but the game just railroading me slightly feels like AGH STOP TAKING AN HOUR TO DO ANYTHING well stop having do much to examine them (please don't stop)

Ikutsuki is here! And oh his voice,,,,,

Weeps in playing as IC as possible demanding skipping a question. Ah well. I know how I interpret my boy and that brings me joy.

Time for stuff to get creepy! Eeeeeeee. Guys I cannot wait for how they're going to show some of the freakier things. ...oh well. This cutscene with the guy going all gloopy and collapsing definitely loses a little something by being in-game rather than fully animated. Damn the way they showed it in the original was so much scarier. Ah well, can't win 'em all, I guess.

Aaaaaa is that Yukino being referenced on TV? Was she on Who's Who before? Yukino <3

It's tiiiiime for the first full moon. Come on, Reload, you can't drop the ball on this one...! Come on, wow me! Blow me away!

Oh hey justification that sleep is probably less effective during the dark hour to go along with the standard stamina drain. Neat! Love getting my head canons confirmed. That said, also enough room for other interpretations. You love to see it.

Really like this just collapsing on the bed thing. Shaking it up! Ftr it's like super creepy that they have a camera and what looks like fucking heart monitor on Minato. But I am here for the creepy. And there goes the attack and Akihiko getting hurt and Yukari sent to escape with me.

Ohhhh please let me swap weapons around. Don't lock me into just swords. I want hammer.

I know it's all panic and scary RN but that kind of just makes it hilarious that I can still examine everything. Poor Yukari just dealing with Minato not being freaked at all.

HNNNNNN THEY DID NOT FUMBLE. I didn't think they would because like, out of everything, they've gotta get the Awakening right! But still! Hoodamn!

BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY

Oooh so the tutorial mara DID split off as scraps of the Magician! Huh so this is the battle interface...ngl I kinda miss the revolver menu, that was good shit. And now we go splat.

Igor: STOP BEING A BAG OF SOGGY POTATO CHIPS AND MAKE FRIENDS

One week later,

Backstory storytime with Yukari! I am a protagonist and thus a designated therapist. I am absolutely the person to pay your parental issues on. Never mind that Persona 2 firmly established the existence of actual therapists in this universe.

God. I'm gonna cry. My beautiful boy,,,,, I missed this so much. I'm a goddamn broken record. I said numerous times that I'm completely incapable of being normal about this. Fuck I'm tearing up.

Yes, Junpei. An upset stomach. That's definitely what kept me out of school for a week.

Mr. Ono just wants to talk about his special interest and he is so valid. Please tell me everything about samurai.

Real talk there had to be so many rumors and gossip about Minato. New transfer student - already a hot topic. Walks to school with Yukari on his first day, to stir the pot. After like three days he's suddenly absent for a week. Like, there's no way people didn't talk, right?

??? THAT's new. "Twilight Shard" on my bed making me feel like Legend of Zelda came to visit. Unless that's what we're calling plumes of dusk now.

I think they've given Ikutsuki even more puns. I join the team with very little convincing because supernatural danger isn't something to be leery of at all.

Nor are spooky little boys no one else can see who appear to me in the middle of the night bearing cryptic warnings of impending doom. I give him a good ol' doudemoii and go back to sleep.

Junpei joins the team! We support a guy willing to admit he was crying on the ground.

Trying to remember to report what's actually happening in the game, too. Don't wanna assume everybody is already familiar. I do wanna convince anyone who isn't to become familiar though. Anyway yes Junpei this is a thing we don't talk about. Except when we do, out in public.

Ooooh please don't fumble this bit! Tartar sauce! I am almost through the intro! ...wait I don't think THIS happened before? What's going on? Why are we delayed? ...oh. Oh that's, uh, bad. So for those who don't know, death and suicide are major topics of discussion in this game. You have been warned.

People jumping onto the tracks is not something I recall though... Maybe they're just driving in Apathy Syndrome as a major problem? Or I just plain forgot since, y'know, ten years. But I have reviewed since then... Junpei I would love to secret late night menu with you but we have an intro to get through.

Okay! Tartarus! ...they could have made that weirder. Less euclidean. But I can accept it. Wheeee dungeon crawling time! Oh fuck the menu is so stylish. I love it. Okay, time to kill things. Oooh, Tartarus looks good! Hate-love how it almost looks like it's breathing or something, real uncanny. Love the falling black feathers.

I wonder if they're keeping the condition system... I guess I'll find out! Oh, All Our Attacks are so nice.... We get finishing touches! Done and dusted! ....shuffle time doesn't do any shuffling anymore? Ohhh I guess Twilight Fragments are basically keys...

Doodedoo more tutorials. Someday I'll be free. I am getting kinda tired though...

Drags Junpei all over town to examine everything. Meanwhile the bgm sings "my life will turn out to be so cruel"...yeah because Junpei stops me from going to every restaurant. Hm, based on these police station offerings, I think I might be stuck with just swords, which is a little bit bullshit. Unless versatility is something I unlock later?

Come to think of it, Kurosawa probably has a heck of a story, if he knows shit's fucky but not what's going on... What are these personal connections of his? And how did the kirijo group get in touch with him?

....wait what's this about only the track and field team accepting new members? I know it makes the most sense, but I wanna swim! Are they going to force-track me?

Hm... I thiiiink I'm gonna just study in the library. I have no money to put toward anything else, and if things are the same academics is a bitch to max out.

It is now 3 am and my head hurts, so I'm gonna wrap it up here for tonight!

[theabyssalmuses-archived]

[ Starter for @worst-of-thoughts ] 

She was staring. In truth, she had been staring for the last few minutes, eyes solely focused on the figure sat on the opposite side of the room. Were they human? no? yes? could she eat them? These questions and many more went through her head, though eventually, she came to the conclusion that she should just talk to them.

In her opinion, the simplest solution is more often than not the best. 

Her steps echoed as she walked across the room, eyes focused on the mysterious figure that had caught her attention, before coming to halt behind where they were sat. 

“Ahem! You aren’t human, are you?” She seemed oddly excited, a grin on her face as she continued. “Do you eat people or not? What’s your name? I’m the Loch ness Monster- perhaps you’ve heard of me...?”  Her focus really is all over the place, isn’t it?

[csinickstokes]

EEEEEEEEEEEE thank you @panchostokes and @telltaleclerk!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜 Great minds think alike!

I just have to say, please don't think I'm crazy after this 😂😅 (I am)

The first character that I fell in love with: Nicholas Parker Stokes 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

A character that I used to love/like, but now do not: Hodges, I’m so sorry everyone, but he was written to be too awkward and it gives me second hand embarrassment.

A ship that I used to love/like, but now do not: I still like all the same ships.

My ultimate favorite character: Nick Stokes

Prettiest character: Nick Stokes

My most hated character: He who shall not be named that Nick should've taken care of when he had the chance but Nick is too pure and perfect for that.

My OTP: I like Warnick best I think, followed closely by Nick×Greg, Nick and Finn, and Nick and Kristy (who deserved better!!). Basically Nick plus the happiness he deserves! 👏👏👏

My NOTP: Sara and anybody but Grissom. BROTP though with her and Nick!

Favorite episode: 6×05 Gum Drops!! 😭😭😭😭💜💜💜💜

Saddest death: WARRICK BROWN 💔😭

Favorite season: Season 2 or 3, we still had baby Nick and they’d settled in together and was really a good team

Least favorite season: Not there yet but I have seen some of the episodes out of order when it used to come on TV, season 9.

Character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but I hate: Langston, I don't hate him, just he was focused on so much to the detriment of everyone else.

My ‘you’re a piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: Shirley! 😂😂😂 iykyk

My ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: Warrick!!! Finn! Kristy!

My ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but I still love it’ ship: Is there one for CSI? I wanna hear about it! Probably the closest would be Catherine and Nick, cause they're more familial but I've read some good fics with them if I don't think about it too much lol.

My ‘they’re kind of cute, and I lowkey ship them, but I’m not too invested’ ship: Y'all gonna think it's weird but I do think Nick and Morgan would be cute together. She's better with Greg though, but I think a date between them would be cute.

[asexual-hugger]

Allison: Good morning, Hotness.

Jake: Is it?

Allison: *kisses him*

Jake: I don’t wanna get up yet. I just wanna stay here in bed with you.

Allison: Likewise. *they grin widely at each other, full of love for one another*

Jake: As long as I’m with you, I’m good wherever I am.

Allison: Me, too. *remembers what she found out last night and kisses him again, this time more passionately, and her grin gets wider*

Jake: What? You’re glowing.

Allison: Am I?

Jake: Yeah. What’s going on, Princess?

Allison: I think you should give me a new nickname.

Jake: Why?

Allison: Because when McKenzie Junior comes, it’ll be a bit confusing.

Jake: McKenzie Junior? What do you—? *he cuts off when he realizes what she’s saying, the grin never leaving her face, and for a moment, he’s lost for words, not knowing what to say at first* Holy—! You mean you’re— we’re—!

Allison: Yep. We’re having a baby!

Jake: We’re having a baby—? We’re having a BABY!

Jake: *flashes the most sparkling grin at her, his eyes flooding with joyful tears*

Allison: *grins back*

Jake: Oh, man, Princess! I could kiss you right now!!!!

Allison: Then what’s stopping you?

Jake: *sweeps her up and presses his mouth to hers, not wanting to let go* Wait until the others hear about this! They’re gonna FLIP!

Later, by the pool...

Sean: Hey, you guys! I was wondering if you were ever going to show up!

Craig: Chyeah! You almost missed the good stuff!

Allison: You want to tell them, Wolf?

Jake: I’d be honored.

Michelle: Guys, what’s going on? You look...chipper.

Craig: Jake’s actually grinning. Why is Jake grinning?

Jake: What are you talkin’ about? Of course I’m grinning! I’m happy!

Sean: Not this much. Michelle’s right, Jake. You’re grinning. Like a lot.

Jake: So? I’m with my beautiful wife. Why wouldn’t I grin? *the sparkling smile seems to be frozen on his face as he keeps tossing loving glances at Allison*

Diego: Something’s going on. You want to tell us, Allison? What’s up with your husband?

Craig: C’mon! Don’t keep us in suspense, bro!

Jake: I think we ought to tell ‘em while they’re all here. *squeezes Allison’s hand, and at her subtle nod, he yells at the top of his voice* PRINCESS AND I ARE HAVING A BABY!!!!!

Quinn: Eeeeeeeeeeee! *rushes at them and throws her arms around them tightly* Ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod! I’m so HAPPY for you!!!!

Michelle: Congratulations!!!

Zahra: Aaaaaaand...that happened.

Raj: Noice! Congrats, guys!

Grace: Congratulations, Allison! I want to be the first one to spoil them! Auntie Grace has some AMAZING stuff planned!

Sean: Good show, you two! You will let us take turns taking care of the kid, right?

Allison: Of course! We can’t imagine our baby being in better company!

Zahra: I’m gonna teach that kid how to play high-tech games the first chance I get! Congrats, guys!

Jake: Thanks, everyone. That really means a lot to us.

Aleister: I have a few ideas I can spring upon the child when he or she is born. Nothing dangerous, I can assure you.

Quinn: If Grace is going to spoil the child rotten, then I’m going to get first dibs on daycare! Nothing beats Auntie Quinn time!

Allison: You guys are the best! Have I told you how much I love you all?

Diego: Many times, but I never get tired of hearing it. You and Jake are going to be great parents, Allison. Your baby couldn’t ask for better!

Estela: I’m calling dibs on the singing. My mother used to sing to me all the time when I was a baby, and I’d be honored to pass those songs down to the little one.

Allison: We’d be honored as well. Thanks, Estela.

Jake: Oh, boy. Baby McKenzie is gonna get the welcome party of a lifetime. I hope La Huerta is ready for a blast! *squeezes Allison’s hand again and gives her his special grin, gazing longingly into her eyes*

[watermeezersrps]

Dania laughed moaning softly. Her hands wandering.

She backed up slightly about to say something when the door broke underneath her sending her sliding down into a cave.

“Eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!”

“Oh wow! This is beautiful! Gordon come down here!”

Dania grinned. “Sounds like a plan.” They gathered their bags and she led Gordon out to a burgundy Ford Escape.

“Only time I ever named my car. This is Avatre. Named her after a dragon from a book series I like.”

While Gordon loaded up the bags, she hooked up the trailer holding the sailboat, kayaks and surfboards.

And then they headed out!

[lexi-jayy]

So next week a girl and I are hanging out at her place and we are planning to chill and watch a movie and most likely fool around which would be really fun.

she is so beautiful, she is 36-37, I'm 21 so that is hot AF too me, we both have a lot in common which is cool, she's not a fan of horror movies but she's keen to watch them with someone else so more cuddles for me.

eeeeeeeeeeee I'm so excited

[lycorogue]

So I FINALLY watched Oblivio... and I have thoughts....

First of all.... just... EEEEEEEEEEEE! I mean, I know that the whole episode was basically voided out by the end because of the Miraculous Ladybugs, but still.... EEEEEEEE

Also... this ended up getting pretty long, and I don’t like flooding people’s dashes with long posts if I can help it. The TL;DR version is that I love the caliber of writing used in this episode, and I hope the writers keep up with this standard. Yes, people may be salty because it’s a tease, and the events basically null out at the end, and the reason for Oblivio to be akumatized is kind of lame, especially considering it’s DJWifi, but all-in-all, this was by far one of my favorite episodes of the series.

For all of my thoughts and reasons why I loved this episode, check below the break.

Marinette is so badass in this episode, and I love how much it showcases her strategic mind. Adrien was determined to kill me before the episode was through. Plagg is a bit of a self-centered coward, but he’s also further proving why he’s my favorite. Tikki has some of the most agency showcased all series. DJWifi is terrifyingly adorable. The comradery of the class is so heart-warming. Finally, amnesia episodes are fun “what if” scenarios if done well, and I think this one was.

“Looks like you and I were at the same costume party.” “We must shop at the same jewelry store!” Adrien, sweety, honey, darling, you are just too precious! XD

Marinette again calling Tikki a “bug mouse” and Adrien again calling Plagg a “genie” was beautiful! <3 I love the call-back! I also love how Marinette again cowered with a very “WTF” mindset, while Adrien once more cupped Plagg in his hands; perfectly calm and excited to see the kwamis. <3 <3 <3

So, I get it that the “phone -> turtle” drawing was supposed to mean “Call Fu”, but did anyone else get that it was also a nod to who Oblivio was? Alya being the phone and Nino also being the turtle.

I LOOOOVE the unity of DJWifi, even if it was a joint-akuma. It just shows how in sync they are. Plus, even their banter was equally true regardless of who said it, such as “You remember your BFF, Oblivio, don’t you?” I mean, I know they don’t realize how true that statement is, because they don’t know who LB and CN are, but... still... perfect.

“I’m not convinced this monster is really our best friend.”  XD Adrien... Adrien stop. Please stop. Holy crap, stop! XDDDD

The fact that Adrien, without any memories, is still an instinctive protector... I <3 this kid so much!

Adrien bowing when he “meets” Marinette, and her return curtsy was just too cute. I love these dorks! And I love how we get to see how they would actually be around each other if they just got out of their own way. I mean, that blush when their hands touch as they both try to lock the bathroom stall? Precious. The way Adrien was BEAMING as he complimented Marinette as being “someone who always has the right idea at the right time.” Adorable. How Adrien moved to help Marinette out of the air duct just as she leaps out, and she topples him, and they both jump back in mild embarrassment after snuggling on the floor for a second or two? Magical!

Plagg justifying everything he does around the Camembert! XD He likes to make sure he’s my favorite character, doesn’t he?

Marinette, sweety, how is it NOW is when you come up with the idea of breathing on Adrien’s phone to figure out how to unlock it? Where was that ingenuity back during Copycat? XDDD

Can we talk about the fact that Adrien has his bodyguard listed in his phone as simply “G.” ???? XDDDD Holy crap, you guys! Also... going back to the episode Copycat, we know Adrien had Gabriel listed as “Father” (technically, it was “Pere”)... sooooo, did Adrien downgrade his father? Did he become so disconnected that he changed the listing to “Gabriel Agreste”? Also.... no one else has their last name listed, so why is he using his FATHER’S last name in the listing? To be fair, Marinette doesn’t have her parents listed as “Mom” and “Dad/Papa” either. So maybe they learned to put their parents’ names into their phone in case someone else has to call them during an emergency? I know that’s why my own mother is listed by her name with ICE after it (In Case of Emergency).

While it was strongly implied with episodes like Anansi, I love that this episode confirmed that Adrien and Marinette did indeed exchange phone numbers since Copycat. <3

The call-back to the ML anime PV being a canonical feature-length film about the duo was fantastic, and the fact that Marinette recognized the costumes and was able to piece together instantly that it’s her and Adrien was brilliant! 

The fact that Marinette having a glamour shot of Adrien as her phone backdrop, and Adrien having dozens of pictures of Ladybug in his phone gallery had them believe they’re dating is hilarious! Like, seriously, kiddos! Also.... why didn’t they find it weird that Adrien ONLY had pictures of Ladybug and NOT Marinette? A bit odd if they’re dating, no? (Alternatively, you could argue the same about Marinette not having CN photos, but you could write that off as her not wanting to accidentally reveal that her boyfriend is a superhero...)

“Then we must have told each other everything. I couldn’t hide my identity from the girl I love.” Adrien, you are going to kill me. You are attempting to murder me. Why? WHYYYYYYYY!?!??!?! Also, it’s adorable that you already figured out again that you love her. I mean... <3 <3 <3 Also also.... coming on a BIT strong there, Romeo! You JUST figured out “you’re dating” and you drop the L-word on poor Marinette? If she could remember that moment she would also die.

Just.... just Adrien’s beaming pride that he gets to be around Marinette this whole episode, and all of his soft looks. The kid may lay it on a bit thick, but holy crow, if she didn’t realize her love for him like Adrien did for her, HOW COULD SHE NOT FALL FOR HIM AGAIN DURING THIS EPISODE!? Like, geeeeeeez!

I love how Marinette had her normal “Ladybug Vision” shots to figure out the phone decoy, but the items just didn’t light up in the traditional red and black spots since she was out of costume. Instead, they were gray with pink dots, to match her coat! Beautiful! Brilliant! This further confirms that this is just Marinette being brilliant instead of a side-effect of the super powers. (Yes, she used the “LB Vision” when her powers were nullified in Sandboy, but still... further and definitive proof)

Also... the jackass picture drawn on the post-it note! Savage!

GUYS! ADRIEN HAD “LB Vision” TOO! He had “Adrien Vision”! AND IT WAS AMAZING!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Okay... Adrien’s cardboard box Chat Noir costume!? How friggen precious was that!? And the fact that he EVEN MADE A FRIGGEN TAIL AND BELL!? How extra can this boy be!? If/when I have a child, I hope to god they’re just like Adrien! <3 You precious, over-the-top, nerd of a child! 

Speaking of his cardboard costume.... HOW QUICKLY DID HE THROW THAT COSTUME TOGETHER!? LIKE, WHAT!?!?!?! Granted, no one actually adheres to proper 5-minute countdown timing in this show, considering LB zipped away from the building nearly SEVEN minutes after accidentally triggering her Lucky Charm, and she HAD to have taken at least a minute to run up to the roof in the first place, but still.... HOW THE HELL DID HE COVER HIMSELF IN TAPE, CUT OUT CAT EARS, DRAW ON THE FRIGGEN POCKETS AND CENTER ZIPPER TO DECORATE THE DAMN THING, MAKE A FRIGGEN TAIL AND PAPER-BALL BELL, PUT THE COSTUME ON, AND MAKE IT TO THE ROOF IN TIME TO SAVE LB? That was like... 15 seconds of screen time!

Backtracking to the “Marinette Vision” solution to avoid Oblivio until they figured out how to transform again, how brilliant was Marinette to give Tikki the mug? First of all, she could create that coffee trail, secondly, since Tikki was holding something she’d have to remain tangible while opening the door to the floor below. This, in particular, seemed quite a brilliant move, since Tikki accidentally phased through the elevator doors before. It is quite possible that either (a) Tikki doesn’t remember how to remain solid when pushing against something, (b) Marinette doesn’t realize Tikki can control it, or (c) a happy combination of both. Regardless of WHY Marinette did it, the fact that she trusted that Tikki holding an object would HAVE to keep her tangible, and therefore could press the lever to open the door, was so clever! A+

“Thanks, but I don’t feel like a superhero at all.” “You’ve already proven that you are one, with or without costume.” Adrien, you precious, darling child! <3

THERE ARE FRIGGEN EMERGENCY USERS GUIDES!? LIKE, WHAT!? Okay, that was a bit Deus ex Machina, but it works...

Marinette’s freak-out over the accidental activation of her Lucky Charm was fantastic!

MARINETTE, YOU IDIOT, YOU MISSED HIS LIPS AGAIN! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU KISSING HIS LEFT CHEEK INSTEAD!?!?!?! (Also, how great would it have been if that somehow jogged his memory by reminding him of Mari kissing him at the end of Mayura?)

I LOVE THAT SHE’S HAVING FUN BEING A SUPERHERO THIS TIME! She was so timid and unsure of herself in Origins, it’s fantastic to see this confident girl (thanks in part to Adrien) trying out her powers for “the first time” and having fun with them! 

Plagg being utterly confused as to what’s happening to him as Adrien calls out “Plagg, Claws Out!” is amazing and beautiful and makes me love Plagg even more! Poor dear! <3

Adrien still calling Marinette “M’lady” simply because he was trying to cover up accidentally calling her by her actual name. So great!

“Okay, I’ve got no idea what the Hakuna Matata is, but I trust you.” Adrien! Stooooooop! I’m dying!!!!!!

Guys! Guys! Guys! People can be merged together to create an akumatized villain!!!! I know I touched upon this above when I mentioned how in sync DJWifi were, but this is amazing! I wouldn’t have thought as much, especially since Alya’s twin sisters, arguing over ONE item, were EACH turned into a Sapotis, and they couldn’t have been more unified. Alya’s twin sisters basically have Hive Mind. So the fact that they were EACH a copy of the akumatized supervillain sharing the same akumatized object, and yet DJWifi MERGED.... like... I could write a whole post just talking about THAT!

THE KISSSSSSSSS! THE FRIGGEN LADYNOIR KISS! AND THERE WAS NO “BREAKING A SPELL” ELEMENT, AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. AND THEIR HANDS SLOWLY TIGHTENING AS THEY KISSED; NOT WANTING TO LET GO OF THE OTHER. AND THE KISS WAS LIKE 15 SECONDS LONG! IT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND WONDERFUL AND THE FACT THAT ALYA IMMORTALIZED IT MADE THIS WHOLE EPISODE WORTH WHILE, AND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Alya: “Uh, Ladybug? Cat Noir?” CN (unblinking that DJWifi are alone with them on the roof): “Guys! You haven’t seen a supervillain named Oblivio, have you?” Nino: “You’ve defeated it already, dude.” Alya: “Actually, he was... us.” LB & CN (in unison and completely accepting of that fact): “Oh. Okay. Pound it? Pound it!” These dorks!

THE LOOK ON LADYNOIR’S FACES WHEN THEY SAW ALYA’S PICTURE!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

Alya: “Remember when we visited Montparnasse Tower?” Oh.... you mean the tower YOU GUYS ARE STILL VISITING!? Nooooo.... >_> They don’t remember it at all. Thanks, Oblivio.... -_-

Okay, can we talk about the reason DJWifi became Oblivio? Because... WHAT!? First of all, they are on a field trip and decided to sneak off to a walk-in closet to.... play a game on one of their tablets? Seriously? And they were caught just before they kissed.... I mean, I know it’s a children’s show, and we saw a flashback still of them playing the game, but are we SUUUUUURE they weren’t about to play “Seven Minutes in Heaven” in there????? Secondly, Nino says “You guys make fun of us for playing that game, saying it wasn’t our age and all.” But then a bunch of kids in their class confess to either playing it or wanting to start playing it. Including Mylene, who tells them “everyone loves that game.” Sooooooo.... two things here: (1) were they REALLY being made fun of for playing that game like Nino claimed, and (2) why was Gentle Giant Ivan part of the flashback shot of classmates laughing at the discovered couple? He doesn’t seem to be the one to tease and bully, plus his girlfriend likes the game. Since it’s established as a great game for couples because you have to find “the right partner” (and Rose backs this idea up by saying she plays with Juleka), it’s a decent guess that Ivan plays with Mylene. So.... what is going on with Nino’s recollection of what happened???? Third, it doesn’t seem like them to sneak off from the class simply to play a game... again, I’m thinking more was going on there (get on that, other fanfic writers). Finally, they got jointly akumatized because they were embarrassed that their classmates found out they play a “kid’s game”? Really? REALLY!? Nino and Alya were each akumatized for much more devastating reasons originally. Do they really care THAT MUCH!? I call foul on this akumatization, as much as I love the rest of the episode.

Adrien finally showcases more of his EQUAL FOOTING with Marinette (ya know, as a partner; not a sidekick), by leading her to the bathroom in the first place, coming up with them trying to signal for help from an empty office suite, coming up with the plan of creating the diversion so they could sneak out using the emergency stairs, helping LB figure out that her Lucky Charms are just HINTS at how to stop the akuma, and making sure his identity is hidden via his cardboard box costume so Ladybug wasn’t fighting alone. Basically, if he stopped using his time to either try to woo ML or protect her like a shield, he could prove himself as more than just a “sidekick-like” superhero. He could truly be more of a partner. He has potential he hasn’t tapped into, or potential Marinette hasn’t allowed him to utilize due to CN “screwing around” a lot of the time. Heck, even in the footage of them getting hit, he clearly joked about them being a couple again.

Marinette: “I can’t believe it! I. Actually. Kissed. Cat. Noir! How could this have happened?” Tikki: “Who knows? Maybe you still have some things to learn about him.” Tikki, you sly bitch! XD You know full well that CN and Adrien are the same guy! I love you, even when you infuriate me. XDDDD

Adrien moping for all of 3seconds about LB “finally falling in love” with him, only for him to forget the experience, and her forgetting her feelings. Plagg’s mocking about how unlucky he is (because I love snarky Plagg). And finally, Adrien, the silver-lining sunshine boy that he is, noting that he now has hope. If she could fall for him once, she could possibly do so again. These kids are going to kill me.

I love this episode sooooooooo much! We got to see so much potential in this episode. We got hints of so many new factors to this universe. And there is a sort of souvenir of the episode, so it isn’t ENTIRELY for nothing. (I can’t wait for some sort of call-back to that kiss!) For me, a fanfic writer, this episode is GREAT for fodder. I can use it as a reference point of how these two morons would act if they just got over their nerves and acted as a true couple. <3

9/10!

[luminary-gremlin]

The Jesting Host (Part 2)

A/N: Hello and welcome back to another “The Jesting Host” yes I decided to name it that because I wanted something to call this series. Welcome to part 2 of this series where today the next little victim, is Yandereiplier quite the overseen ego in my opinion, then again aren’t all? I decided to post this the same day as the first one, as I felt it was way too short along with this part also being short. I promise to you that the fics will get longer as time goes by!

Tagging: @yandere-ipli-ler @thehostofleetrature

Word Count: 1004

           The Host was quite proud of how he handled with Eric, such a sweet boy he is; however now he has to be extra careful with the next person on his feather list (get it cause black list except with tickling so a feather list?). They could quite easily call out on his shenanigans, he really should save her for last, but he was just too eager. He had began to miss their sweet, adoring laughter already, and needed it in order to move on with the others.

           The person in mind was of course, Yandereiplier, one out of the 2 people Host loved most in their polyamory. She was currently cleaning all over the mansion, what, did you think the Googles or Googliplier himself would even DARE do such a thing? Heck no! And with such a handful of chaotic egos, someone had to clean up after them! But it was all hard work. She’d tire herself out from cleaning the 50 million bathrooms in the mansion and vacuum ever floor, using her ninja yandere skills to sneak into their rooms as to vacuum since obviously some of them don’t.

           She sighed and collapsed on the nearby bed of her room that she shared with her senpais, already missing their warm embrace and lovely voices. She had just finished dusting all around the mansion and decided now was a good time for a little rest. She flicked the feather duster around, blushing at all the possibilities that it bestowed in her hand, oh how Silver or Host would tease he just by holding the devious tool. It’s a shame they weren’t here to see it though.

           Little to her knowledge, someone was there, watching her dust the air with the soft tool. The Host smiled fondly at her, oh my, she looked so perfect didn’t she? Laying so innocently like a little innocent swan in a lake, absolutely stunning. But cuddling was for later, perhaps after a few more he shall return to her for a nap and tea, discussing about their hero as he was away once again. Ah yes that sounds absolutely pleasant. But now was a time to focus for the Host. He closed his mind eye and began mumbling ever so softly.

           “The feather duster ever so slightly ruffled its feathers in response to the school girl waving it around. Due to disbelief, the young girl is quite shocked after seeing an inanimate object come to life. Before she could question the possibility of such an occurrence, the duster itself withdrew from her hand and gave a feather’s kiss to her cheek.”

           Just as the Host described, the duster did exactly that and brushed lightly over Yandere’s cheek, which unknown to most, was quite ticklish.

           “E-ehehehep! Ahahaha hehehey! Whehahahaht ohohn eahahahrth are you dohohohing?”

           Yandere began to giggle out, her cheeks were such a tickly flusterspot. As much as Host would love to continue, he had to move somewhere else. After all it’d be suspicious that a random duster would’ve known about this. Then again it’s suspicious that it’s alive at all but he’s praying she won’t notice.

           “After the duster had played with her cheeks, now was time for the fun to begin. Like a proper gentlemen the feathers lightly kissed her hand before beginning to dust over her knees, as they were quite dusty and in need of attention.”

           The Host purred and bit his lip at her delightful squeal followed suit by the sound of melodious, frantic giggling. He could listen to it for days on end and all he had to do was swipe a bundle of feathers anywhere on her adorably ticklish body. For a yandere, she was awfully adorable and sweet.

           Yandere on the other hand was giggling up a storm, it was so teasingly tickly that it distracted her to make coherent thoughts. She tried curling up or kicking her legs, but nothing was working whatsoever. Everywhere here legs went, the duster was right behind, sometimes dusting off her thighs which increased her squeaky laughter up some more. She tried lightly pushing or grabbing the tool, but it would always move its handle away.

           “Adorable how such an intimidating yandere with so much fighting skill can be reduced to sweet laughter in seconds. The duster had now figured as a finale to such vigorous cleaning to end off…..split in two at her feet”

           Oh how he nearly gave himself away with an evil laugh. The duster lifted itself away from the young woman and before her very eyes, split into two tinier dusters and dangled themselves over her feet. Truly is a shame to always wear nylon isn’t it?

           Yandere squeaked and paled at the sight of her feet at threat of the dusters and their little wiggly dances towards her feet. She tried to tuck herself in only to be flipped over and the dusters fluttering over each sole respectively. The sensitive yandere squealed out hysterically,

           “AHAHHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHE OKHAHAHAHAHAY IHIHIHH’M S-S-S-SOHOHHOHRRY! P-P-P-PLEHEHEHEHHEASE NOT THE FEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHET! MEHEHEHEHEHRCY!”

           At that the Host relented and allowed the dusters to rest on the bed, snickering silent to himself. Being so mischevious and yet so playful was fun. It was already so easy to get anyone to squeal and beg. Oh how he couldn’t wait to continue, ah but first…another need needed to be quenched. He lightly knocked on the door and walked into the room to find a beautiful, blushing wife curled up on the bed.

           “Oh my, what happened here?”

           “I….sniffle…dohohn’t knohohohow! Ihihih was c-cleahahahhehehning and then….”

           Before she could say more, he hushed her and crawled onto the bed, lied on his side and pulled her in close. I think it’s safe to say they both needed some cuddles after that event. He combed through her hair with his fingers and whispered.

           “You work effortlessly on your own, you deserve a little R&R my love. Please, rest for a while, I will be by your side no matter what.”

2 down, 10 to go

EEEEEEEEEEee I hope you enjoyed! I’m trying my very best to write these stories. They’re not all that lengthy or all that detailed but I’m hoping that they’re good in your eyes!!!! Please let me know of any concerns!

[prism-rush]

Prism Rush Main Story Episode 5 Chapter 3

Battlefield Tokyo?! Rumble in Roppongi-Aoyama! #3

First Previous Chapter

Translators notes: I feel like I have to give a brief catch-up since I have been posting these at such large intervals ahhh sorry (especially with that long break I took for Young of Prism). Anyway! Kakeru and Yu have been in America for months like a week. While they were there, they did their first prism jumps (after Kouji beat them up a bit, as he does), and while they were gone Minato did his first jump after an encounter with Alexander. Yukinojo and Taiga have been fighting over what is (actually) their own insecurities. Shin and Leo are doing a fashion show together although their clothes are missing some sparkle where we last left off. This chapter is interesting, if nothing else, because of all the talk about prism jumps. 

Shin: Leo-kun! You have a plan?

Leo: You wanted to add radiance to these clothes, right? 

Designer: Y... Yes... 

Leo: Then the radiance you need is... right here! Within our hearts!! 

Shin: Within our... hearts?!

Leo: The hearts of prism stars are made of excitement, thrills, and lots, and lots of radiance!! We can infuse that into these clothes you put your heart into! 

Shin: Are you talking about.. doing a prism show at the fashion show?!

Leo: YOU BET!!!! 

I know what I’m saying is probably a bit reckless, but... I can just feel that these clothes are saying they want to be seen! ....Can we do it?

Designer: Of course!!! Leo-kun, thank you so much! I’ll start preparing immediately! 

Leo: All right!! Thank you! I’ll do my very best! 

Shin: Wow..! It’s as thought both the designer and the stylist are suddenly... sparkling!? 

Leo: Oh gosh! Do you think maybe I went too far?

Shin: No of course not! You inspired me too! 

Leo: It was only because you were here with me, Shin-kun.

Shin: Huh? ...But.. I didn’t do anything.... 

Designer: Well! We’re all ready! Got ready to standby! 

Leo: Okay!! Let’s head to the stage! 

Shin: Yeah! Let’s do our best, Leo-kun!! 

Audience: EEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Hijiri: Oh ho! To think they would do a prism show at a fashion show! I guess this is all thanks to your special lessons, eh Yamada-kun? 

Yamada: No, I don’t think I had anything to do with it. Those two sure are something else. 

Leo always looks so timid but he actually has a lion’s heart. As for Shin Ichijo.... Well, to be blunt, he’s a bit naive. But in a strange way I feel like I have such strong expectations for his future. They are those kinda stars alright. 

Hijiri: Indeed. They are both a bit awkward, but they more than make up for it when the strength of their hearts light up the stage like true prism stars. 

Yamada: Well, I do think it’s a good quality for newbies to be so blatantly pure-hearted. Heheh. .....They really are something. Damn. 

Leo: Woah woah woah! Everyone is looking right at me! 

Shin: Well of course! We’re on stage after all! 

Leo: Wow wow wow.... my heart feels like it’s gonna burst from my chest.... 

Shin: Leo-kun! Calm down!! 

Leo: My heart is fluttering!! Everyone’s cheers are recharging the sparkle in my heart! 

Shin: Leo-kun’s aura is amazing!! He’s shimmering!!

Leo: I have never had much confidence in myself.... I don’t have any street smarts nor a long-standing family tradition.... and I’m not boyish at all... but...  I have all these people feeling my radiance returning it by cheering for me! And a friend to stand by my side on stage with me! So.... I think that I too can believe in my own radiance, even if it’s just a little! HUAAAAAAAAH! 

Yamada: Leo?!? Could he be... he’s going to jump!

Leo:  Heartpounding ♡ Pink Swirly Lollypop! Ta-daaa! Ehehe! 

Shin: Woooooow! Leo-kun!! That was great! Your pink-colored radiance is illuminating our clothes!! 

Amazing! Amazing!!! Leo-kun’s radiance is flowing into me too!! HUAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! 

Hijiri: Could it be?! Shin too?! 

Shin: Our future will be paved with our gratitude for meeting our great friends! Here it comes, with a bang! 

Sparkling Future Star! Shine! 

Audience: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! 

Hijiri: ...They both.... landed prism jumps!! 

Yamada: I guess they had some kind of a breakthrough.... 

Hijiri: Yeah. Perhaps by opening their hearts to each other they were able to open the door to a new world! Bravo, bravo! 

Yamada: You guys really did great.... All right! I’ll get the bath warmed up for you as soon as you get home! 

(Later)

Shin: Aaaaah! I was so nervous! 

Minato: Ahaha! That was amazing! Ichijo and Saionji, you really did a great job! 

Shin: Woah! You didn’t need to dump a bucket of water on my head! Ahaha! But today was sure fun! The designer was really happy too! 

Leo: Yeah! She even said she wants us to come back for another fashion show! Yuki-sama!! I really wanted you and Taiga-kun to see our show too! 

Yukinojo: Yeah... me too. 

Taiga: .......

Shin: Leo-kun’s jump was amazing!! 

Kakeru: I see, I see. So Shin-chawan and Leo-kyun here both landed prism jumps too! 

Shin: WHAAAA! KAKERU-SAN?!

Yu: Well, they probably couldn’t compare to the irrefutable perfection of Zeus’ prism jump, but.... !

Leo: Yu-kun!? Since when did you get back!? 

Kakeru: Just a little while ago. To think all of you would grow up so much while we were gone... But you were sure lonely without me little ol’ around, weren’t you? Hmm? HMMMM?!

Taiga: ......Not really. 

Kakeru: WHAAAAT?! ...OH come on, not even a little?! How about I if give you a welcome back kiss?!

Taiga: Ew, cut it out!! I just got cleaned up! But... hold on, Yu.... did you just... 

Yukinojo: ....Say that you landed a prism jump?

Yu: Heck yeah! And it was a beauty! I even worked out the theme for my solo song too! 

Taiga:  .....Kazuo, and you..... 

Kakeru: Yup, you bet ♪ And a super party time, exciting ♂  prism jump, it was!

Taiga: ............I see. 

Shin: And Minato-san landed a pretty sweet prism jump as well, right? 

Minato: Yeah.... But the thing is, no matter how many times I try, I haven’t been able to do it again.... 

Yu: Huh? You too?! Leo and Shin, what about you guys.... 

Leo: Me neither... once I got back, I tried to practice but.... 

Shin: Once again, it’s like we’re back to square one. 

Minato: Yeah. I’m wondering if that sudden burst in power I felt was just for a fleeting moment... 

Yu: You guys too, huh... *sigh* Being Zeus I want to be able to pull off a jump but... 

Kakeru: Well! It may have just been dumb luck, but at least we were still able to pull off a jump even if it was only once! Good for us, right-- 

Yukinojo: .................

Leo: Yuki-sama?! Hold on! You shouldn’t stand up so suddenly....

Yukinojo: I seem to be feeling a bit dizzy.... I need to get some fresh air....

Taiga: ......Me too.

Shin: O... Okay.... 

Minato: Kougami.... Tachibana..... 

Yu: Wait a sec, could it be that those two haven’t jumped yet...?

Minato: Yeah. And they’re both really troubled. It seems they haven’t worked out their solo songs either.... 

Shin: I’m worried.... 

Leo: Don’t be!! Yuki-sama isn’t the type of person to lose the radiance from his heart over something like this!! 

Kakeru: Taiga-kyun either. He just can’t help being moody since he’s just a bundle of teenage hormones after all, so... 

Minato: Let’s just take a step back and have faith in them. And if they need our help, we’ll be ready to lend a hand.

Shin: ....Okay! Taiga-kun, Yukinojo-san, you can do it!! 

(Outside.)

Yukinojo: Tokyo.... at 7pm.... the streets are flickering with neon lights.... the skyline of... Aoyama.... I can’t hear anything.... I can’t feel anything.... why..... Am I.... losing it....?! Yukinojo Tachibana, is this as far as you go?! Is this really all you are made of?! ....Ugh....

Alexander: Well don’t you look pretty. 

Yukinojo: !!?? Who said that! Alexander Yamato?!

Alexander: Crossing a footbridge in the twilight all alone, that long red hair flowing through the night air... just like a naive princess.... ! 

Yukinojo: Why are you here....

Alexander: Isn’t it obvious? 

I came here to... tear you to shreds! 

Next Chapter.

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 21.08.18 lb

dang. straight to the point.

telling how the chunri slipped from her head right then.

lmao nikhil’s insecurity isn’t gonna be gone thanks to the divorce you dummy. his insecurity is wrt to A. your very large bank balance, and B. the raw sexual chemistry you seem to have with his girl.

idk what utopia shivaay lives in where a divorce in india is gotten SOOOOOOOO easily.

anika trying desperately to taalofy. good move, girl.

FUCK. FOILED. THIS FUCKER IS CARRYING A COPY IN HIS COAT POCKET AT ALL TIMES IT SEEMS. ONE TIGHT SLAP HE NEEDS. ASSHOLE.

lol he’s sooooooooo going to fuck up the papers. consciously or subconsciously idk, but he’s gonna do it for sure.

pehle aap pehle aap mein gaadi chootti jaa rahi hai fucking idiotsssssssss!

fuck he’s signing. HE’S SIGNING. FUCKING HELL BILLU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

DUDE LOOK AT HER FACE. DOES SHE LOOK LIKE SHE WANTS YOU TO??????????

iska adh-maraa chehra toh dekho while signing. chaanta lagaaon ya kya karoon iske saath?

where the fuck is om, he needs to bust in here and kick shivaay’s dumb ass from here back to the OU istg.

LMAO AT THE WAY THEY’RE JUST SAYING “SIGN” “WAIT” “MR KUKREJA” IN VARYING ORDERS.

snort pen ke bhi issues.

“chal raha hai” *grabs at it and clicks it a few times* SHIVAAY WHAT EVEN ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGGGGG YOU DUMBASS

abhi tak toh sign sign kar raha tha. jab woh sign kar rahi hai then you have the audacity to be all frozen and devastated? literally fuck outta here, shivaay.

of course.

a poor substitute for her chand bracelet btw.

of course, anika has gyaan to baatofy. bish tum toh kuch bolo hi mat. tangg aa gayi hoon main tumhare chutiyaape se. 

shivaay you’re right and all, but *longest sigh ever* you just can’t do anything right, even when you try your hardest. i’m just so done with you. 

son honestly. 87% of me is very happy at your tadap but the rest of me is just so sad for you. you poor dumb fucker.

also are they dyeing nakuul’s beard these days? it looks... darker in a not-natural way?

ugh you both are justtttttttttt suchhhhhhhhhhhhhh idiotssss.

but the angst! i loveeeeee it. delicious!

where are rikara, honestly??????????? THEY COULD BE USED SO WELL TO FUCK ALL OF THISSSSSSS UP SO SPECTACULARLY. USSI BAHAANE SCREEN PAR BHI DIKH JAAYENGE. WHY AREN’T YOU USING THEM YOU DUMBASS SHOW?!?!!?!?

oh thank god at least gauri’s here.

om’s here too. but that’s not what i want???? i want them togetherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. schemingggggggggggg. all up and close in each other’s facessssssssss as a bahaana of “plan making”.

ah fuck. he’s crying. that soft “ek minute, om.” the wiping his nose like a child. i can actuallllly feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel that tightness in his chest. ah mannnnnnnnnnnn. 

fuck meeeeeeeee, why do i fall for man-pain, every single timeeeeeeee???????

this framing tells me that something is going to get hurled at the camera real soon. phone? that rack? aur kuch hai kya phenkne laayak yahaan?

rack it is.

lol why was om panicking from just hearing the magazines being thrown tho?

fuck. see? this is what i meannnnnnnnnnnnnn when i say this dude’s best acting is non verbal. just never give him lines ever again.

“main theek hoon. tu bataa, kya discuss karna hai?”

lmaooooooooooooo “bitch really???????” om’s face. honestly, he makes suchhhhh a good audience proxy.

sure. aal iz well.

same, gauri. #same.

ooooh khanna gets snack tasting duty. nice. how to get a job like this?

but like, without having to deal with shivaay as a boss. at all.

eeeeeeeeeeee cuteness!

every time gauri maarofies a taana about “aapke bhai” and om agrees, i get 4 days added to my lifespan.

....... and who the fuck is bhaiyya to “strictly” decide the wedding theme?????? neither the bride nor the groom, so how does his opinion even matter?

lol anika has the same point to make. itna sab kuch kar liya hai toh yeh bhi khud hi decide kar le bc.

UGH THESE TWO ADORABLE MOTHERFUCKERS. I WANNA SMOOSH THEM TOGETHER TO FORM A S’MORE FILLED WITH BEAUTY AND LOVE. 

is khulle saand ko laal ka phobia hai? really?

the way gauri keeps looking towards ommmmmmmmm every single time, to bond over the inside joke, i can’t you guys! i just can’t! can you two just go make out in some corner somewhere??!?!!? why are you wasting your timeeeee hereee with these losers????????//

cyoot patoot. too adorbz.

ANIKA HE LOOKS NICE IN HIS NEUTRALS OK. PLS. APNE TAANO SE DON’T MAKE HIM CHANGE INTO OU ADVENTUROUS SSO. MAIN JHEL NAHI PAAUNGI!

lolwhut did om just say “oh my my!”?????????????????

pffffffffffffffffffft om you adorable creep. use these sexy hands of yours on that cute girl there, not on your damn brother. 

baby sisters the cutest.

gauri out here kholofying all of di’s secrets. maine toh pehle hi kaha tha, yeh ghar ka bhedi hi lankaa dhaa degi.

also pool ka mention and paani ka darrrr means we all know what’s gonna happen!

om that’s a really dumb “solution”. one of these things is not like the other. the colour red cannot actually kill your brother. lord.

ohohoho unintentional emo moment in middle of hasi mazaak.

this is the dumbest fucking “challenge” ever to get them both in the damn pool. like... just have her fall in man.

lmao he’s sooooooooooooooo mad at being challenged tho.

not listening to this ainvayi ka chutiyaap because:

UGHHHHHHHHHH WHAT EVEN ARE THESE FACES!?!?!

lmao this is the most accurate pictorial representation of the sibling dynamics here rn. 

god, what even are these technicolour kapde. i feel like i’m dropping acid.

lmao she’s sooooooooo bored.

omggggg i love how she noped outta that convo with nikhil to go talk to om instead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

be still my aniKara loving heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also #omkaraIsBae

LMAOOOOOOO THE TWO BABY SISTERS’ REACTIONS ARE BEST.

matlab maanna padega is bande ke confidence ko. looking smug wearing... THAT.

you know it’s true love when you’re dressed like that and she looks at you like THIS. #loveisblind

lol ok shivaay, enough with the smizing already. you’re way too short to be ANTM. 

lolololol chachi’s reaction.

talk about upstaging the damn bride. how fucking rude, shivaay.

but i guess the bride explicitly asked for it so......

i cannot get over the range of emotions om went through in the last 30 secs:

lmaooooooooooo and finally his kinda proud mama hen look, like “see? see how hot my bhai is? abhi bhi der nahi hui hai bhaabi!”:

ugh ok enough of this slo mo nonsense already.

oh great. naach gaana. i actually like this song though. imma just forward around a lil bit to see if there’s any good rikara bits, though lorddddddd, kunal’s dancing is just *shudder*

TFW THE WEDDING PLANNER (WHO’S BRIBING YOU TO GET MARRIED IN THE FIRST PLACE) AND YOUR TO-BE WIFE ARE EYE-SEXING EACH OTHER AND NO ONE GIVES ONE (1) SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOU.

wow even chachi is shipping shivika now. such is the power of colour coordinated couples.

THIS IS SO RANDOM. WHY’S HE DANCING WITH HER WHILE NIKHIL IS STANDING THERE??????????? AND THE LAMEASS CHALLENGE WAALE ISHAARE BS. AND THE FACT THAT THEY MADE RIKARA AND PRINKU THE BG DANCERS??????????? THIS IS ALL JUST SUCHHHHHHHH BAKCHODI OF THE HIGHEST ORDER AND I CAN’T STOP CRINGE LAUGHING.

same, saasumaa. honestly, #same.

but then he’s paying for the whole wedding. so let him dance with her, i guess. lol.

bro this isn’t appropriate in desi society even if you’re the fucking groom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT EVEN ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!!??!?

LMAOOOOOOO CHACHI THO.

literalllllllllllllllly no fucks given. amaaaaaaaaaazing. the balls on these two. i have no words. honestly.

lmaooooooooo poooora gaana hone ke baad, after finishing his grind up on the bride, shivaay pulls nikhil in as an afterthought. just... what a guyyyyy.

THEY STILL WON’T STOP EYE-FUCKING OMG YOU GUYS I JUST CACKLED OUT SO LOUD THAT I STARTLED THE CAT AWAKE. JFC. THESE TWO ARE JUST SOMETHING ELSE.

someone please get kunal some anti seizure meds for the epileptic fit he’s currently having.

(i’m sorry! he’s just SO BAD. WHY DO THEY MAKE HIM DANCEEEEEEEEE???????????)

I LEGIT HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO COZ I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. THIS POOR DUMBASS. I DON’T THINK ALL THE MONEY IS WORTH THIS BEIZZATI. 

ohohohoh. time for dream sequence.

i mean i like this song and all, but come on, it’s fucking 10 years old. why not something nice and new? the dhadak title track really fits them rn. ugh.

also the choreography is really some trite bs. honestly, some effort would have been nice.

i’m just here for the aesthetic (uski toh inhone dhaijjiyaan uda di)  good looking ppl making gooey eyes at each other. 

OMFG WE GET BOTH POOL MAKING OUT *AND* THE RETURN OF TIA TOMORROW?!?!?!?!? GOD BLESS US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[whipplefilter]

Eeeeeeee!!!! Look at this beautiful commission that the inimitable @halpdevon sketched for me! I’m pretty sure my prompt was something silly like “cute Lightning with that perplexed face he does with uneven windshield eyebrows” and she came up with this amazing thing out of that!!! GAH I LOVE IT. I LOVE HIM. <3333 His face here is just so great, and I love the sparkly detail on his 95 decal.

And I don’t have a good explanation for this, but Lightning’s “I’m sorry, what?”s are some of my favorite lines of his, so his speech bubble made me super extra happy. Just--eeeeeeeeeeee! 

I’m 950% sure y’all know who she is already, but if you’re new here please do give her a look! Outside of Cars, she also does MCU, Hamilton, and all kinds of other really excellent art! <3 @halpdevon  @halpdevon​  @halpdevon​

[thelurkershideout]

EEEEEEEEEEEE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL! THANK YOU!!

If you feel like it my sweet girl Pearl? I only have screenshots of her for reference, Her gun is This Machine but she's crossed out "commies" and carved in "legion". She and Boone like to match.

Hope I could do the lovely Pearl some justice 🥰

[ask-dnp]

you guys are the reason i get to meet my best friend :’) i have started writing a journal entry everyday for her, to give to her in june! she’s like my favorite person probably ever. it’s like infatuation and admiration and she’s just such a genuinely beautiful person inside and out. like it’s all thanks to you two??? she’s made me come out of a state that wasn’t good for me and that’s because OF YOU

Eeeeeeeeeeee we’re so happy for you!! Remember to give yourself some credit though, you were the one to help forge that friendship and you were the one to gather the strength to get yourself out of that bad place, so you deserve the recognition!!- Phil

[thedanyadelacey]

EEEEEEEEEEE (EXCUSE THE FUCK OUTTA ME WHILE I CONTINUE TO SHRIEK HYSTERICALLY OVER THIS BEAUTY) EEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 😱😍😱😍😱😍😱😍 It's right about time to expand my repertoire, me'thinks. (And a damn good thing I've got a ceiling mount on its way already... 😂) ✨🌟💫 "She will be mine... Oh yes, she will be mine." 💖 #lyra #aerialhoop #heart #aerialheart #heartlyra #Etsy #foundonEtsy #EtsySeller #CyrWheel #beautiful #need #want #mineminemine #gimme #imgoingaerial #performanceartist #performer #dancer #life #love (at City of Los Angeles)

[feignlyrics]

Seventeen - Pretty U translyrics

SeventeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEn Yup!

Scenarios in my mind But the words I just can't find Help me, it's SOS

1, 2, 3, 4

What, side of me should show So I can convey my feelings for you Must I take out my heart, make a copy of it It's in your possession now

On, a beautiful day Somehow you appeared in front my eyes I couldn't look away, you took my heart that day You won't return it

What I've wanted to say is

Don’t take this the wrong way But you're all that I can see You're so ice ice baby At the same time you're melting me Just can't get enough I know hiding myself is not how it should be

Oh we've chosen each other's hearts by Focusing on the nano things By my side, you always, take my breathe away Usually though, I'm not like this

I wish I could gather all the words that suit your prettiness You, you, you, you make me shy and I can't force the words to come out

As I'm drinking water I swear that When the sun rises again, I will For sure confess all of the words that have Been with me all this time You're so pretty

Pills go with the flu Hunger goes with food I go with you This is how it should show, when you look up the word “you” In the dictionary Do you know how to fix this? Tell me, what should I do?

Should I ask my friends their opinion On what to wear, and where to go For this test, I wish I'd studied harder

Oh we've chosen each other's hearts by Focusing on the nano things By my side, you've always, taken my breathe away Usually though, I'm not like this

I wish I could gather all the words that Suit your prettiness You, you, you, you make me shy and I can't force the words to come out

As I'm drinking water I swear that When the sun rises again, I will For sure confess all of the words that have Been with me all this time You're so pretty

I can't take it no more I must tell you something I can't take it no more I must at least attempt I can't take it no more I must give you my thoughts I can't take it no more Hear my words

Baby, you're my lady I've been running towards your heart at full speed all day Baby have I almost won your heart?

As I'm drinking water I swear that When the sun rises again, I will Say pretty words Give a movie like confession These pretty words That I've spent all night practicing Wanna confess, even if I'm scared I'll tell you everything right now You're so pretty

Does she love me Does she love me not I've been picking flower petals all night Does she love me Does she love me not Just what will the petals reveal to me right now?

Trans Used: 1theK Translyrics By: Feignlyrics