#eduardo franco is so good

[sinclairstarz]

JUST FOUND OUT THERES A HIGH CHANCE ARGYLE WILL BE WRITTEN OUT OF S5?????????? AND THEY DIDNT EVEN CALL EDUARDO FRANCO TO LET HIM KNOW???????? not joking this show is made by nasty fucking people!!!! u have three (3) prominent characters of color, only ONE thats a main character, and one was only added in the last season, ignored and cast to the side the whole time, completely just to be WRITTEN OUT of s5????? this is ridiculous to still be happening in 2024 im so serious.

[strangertheories]

WHAT THE FUCK??? he was the best new character and they didn't even phone call him! fuck off.

[fujiblackthorne]

eduardo franco in “Self Reliance” 😈

[munson-blurbs]

Argyle x Pregnant!Reader

Summary: literally just Argyle being the sweetest during sex with his pregnant girl.

WC: 820

Warnings: smut (18+ only, minors DNI!), pregnant!Reader, Argyle calls Reader "mama" (but no mommy kink), allusion to daddy kink

A/N: shoutout to @chatteringfox for being the most feral over Argyle with me--not only for this fic, but also 24/7. Also, happy birthday Eduardo Franco. Sorry that we want to have your stoner babies.

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Argyle was always gentle during sex. He held you as though you were the most precious thing to him, pressing soft kisses down the column of your neck. Even when you were on top, he’d languidly roll his hips upwards to meet yours, never once rushing through or chasing his own orgasm until he was certain you’d gotten yours.

Part of that could be attributed to the marijuana haze he kept himself in, but the primary reason was simply because he loved you so much and wanted to savor every moment.

Now, he braced his arms on either side of your body, groaning as he slid inside you. You were so wet for him, so eager and ready, a regular occurrence since you’d entered your second trimester. The nausea had subsided and had been replaced with an influx of hormones that had you craving his touch every second of the day. 

“Fuck, princesa,” Argyle murmured, sucking in a sharp breath. “How do you always feel so goddamn good?”

You could only whimper in reply, relishing in the way his happy trail brushed against your bump. Your fingers dug into his back, drawing him even closer. His raven curtain of hair draped over one side of you and tickled your bare arm.

Now fully seated within you, Argyle lifted one hand and let his thumb graze over your left nipple, his tongue swiping over the right. It was too much; the feel of him playing with your breasts was overstimulating on its own, but then adding in the additional sensitivities of pregnancy…

“A-Args,” you whispered, your breath hitching in your throat as he kissed you.

“Yeah?” The word, said against your lips, sent vibrations through your body.

It was impossible to concentrate with him filling you so perfectly. Every thrust was both lazy and intentional, the kind of movement that simultaneously said ‘I’m safe with you,’ and ‘I’ll take care of you.’

“S’too much.” Your eyes met his, and all at once he understood. This wasn’t you being a brat or teasing him for more. 

The hand on your breast moved to your side and caressed your bump with a tenderness you’d only ever imagined before Argyle. You relaxed into his touch and allowed yourself to be immersed in all of him. 

Argyle would always be Argyle, true to his core. The whites of his eyes were tinged pink from smoke. His fingers were strong and perfect for massages (a back massage was, ironically, how you’d ended up pregnant). The scents of cologne, weed, and flour mingled together and created an aura so utterly and uniquely Argyle. 

“‘S that better, Mama?”

And, oh, did that denomer do it for you. 

Your half-lidded eyes widened, your own movements temporarily stalled as you processed what he said. 

The corners of Argyle’s mouth curved into a gentle smile the moment he clocked your reaction. “Such a beautiful Mama, having my baby. Y’know,” he nipped at your bottom lip, “I always thought you were beautiful, from the moment we met. But now? Holy shit, s’like I didn’t even know what beauty was until now.”

Wrapping your legs around him, you pulled him in even deeper, eliciting a groan from both you and him. 

“Little faster,” you urged him. “I’m so fucking close.”

Argyle tucked his lips into his mouth, focusing solely on giving you what you needed. He thrusted into you faster than before, each movement sending a ripple of pleasure through your body. 

“C-Can’t hold out m-much longer, Mama.”

You nodded and threaded your fingers through his hair. “S’okay. I’m right—right—oh my god, yes!”

Your orgasm wasn’t gradual; it crashed into you with unfounded speed. You could feel every inch of him, the ridge between the head of his cock and the shaft hitting your sweet spot and making your toes curl. 

“Baby—Princesa—I’m c-coming,” Argyle panted, his breath warm against your neck. “That’s it, fuck, take it. Take my cum. Take it all…unngh.”

Argyle spilled into you with everything he had. His grip tightened around you as though he was grounding himself, lest he wake up and realize it was all a dream. 

Lucky for both of you, this was reality. 

He flopped down on his back, his bare chest heaving as he came down from the high. Perspiration darkened the thatch of hair between his pecs. 

“So.” Argyle turned his head to look at you. “Being called ‘Mama’ really does it for ya, huh?”

You gave him a wry grin. “Apparently.”

“Good to know.” He breathed out. “Good to know.”

“Why, you plan on using that to your advantage?”

He laughed and pulled you closer, letting his hand rest on your tummy. “I would never,” he said mockingly, pressing a kiss to your cheek. 

“Good.” You shifted so you were facing him, mischief dancing in your eyes. “Because then I just might have to see how you’d react if I called you ‘Daddy.’”

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[byroncapped]

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[stopitbehaveyourself]

Kind of long. Ranting about the ST fandom because I need to get this out of my system.

What I'm about to say doesn't really matter as such, because there's about 5 people here who I've somewhat befriended here anyway. But I'm done with this fandom and the people in this fandom. Not all of them, but a lot of them anyway.

The hatred, the absurdity, the creepiness, the toxicity. It's too much. I got into this fandom because I adored jamie (and I still do. Always will.) I've never really met him but from what I've seen, he's sweet, kind, and REALLY TALENTED. So as much as I'll continue to follow him, I've decided to part ways with this fandom. Through the blog anyway. Maybe being a silent fan was always the better option, because having this blog (and a now inactive page on Instagram) has burst my bubble.

When I say this fandom, I mean the ST fandom as a whole. Not just the jamie fandom. Where do I even get started?

Hating Millie Bobby Brown for talking too much and being too loud and rude when she was a literal child. As if you guys were real mature kids who'd behave at a press conference if you played a big character in a big fucking show.

All the hate grace van dien recieved for simply addressing the chemistry she thought Chrissy had with Eddie. Calling her obsessed with joseph- her actual real life friend- on a blog/page dedicated to Joseph Quinn - who probably doesn't know you exist. Who's more obsessed here? You're allowed to have a celeb crush or simp over a fictional crush or whatever but learn to separate reality from fiction and stop hating and hurting real people over fictional characters.

Knowing Joseph Quinn is a private person and yet so many people disrespecting his privacy at any chance they get.

The hate Eduardo Franco gets for talking too much or for his looks.

And an endless list of toxic things in the jamie fandom alone. (I probably missed out on plenty other shit that happened in the ST fandom in general because I wasn't ever involved with it in detail)

Jamie being asked to sign a marriage certificate by a fan. Even if it was fake, if he says he's uncomfortable you STOP. Just because you paid for an autograph doesn't mean you're entitled to get whatever you ask for. He has the right to deny, and when he does, you respect his boundaries and back the fuck off. You don't ask him for a refund when he doesn't even handle that shit.

Overanalysing everything he/the person he is around says/does. Breaking news: everything a person does doesn't have to have a masterplan behind it. They're people. Let them fucking breathe.

Leaking his music even when he specifically asked not to. Support his work ethically maybe?

The recent hacking: Jamie specifically asked not to engage and yet people went on and engaged and were surprised when they got blocked. It's common sense that sending hate to a hacker won't actually make them stop hacking when they have the option to simply block you. By pissing the hacker off you only make Jamie's work more difficult. Sit back and let him handle things by himself maybe? He's an adult with a good enough team who can sort the hacking out for him.

Shipping characters, having a celebrity crush, indulging in fanfictions. It's normal. But keep it to yourself maybe? Nobody wants to see a stranger on the internet showing them their sexual fantasies with them. Try imagining yourself in his shoes, it's uncomfortable as fuck. He is too polite to point it out directly, but some of y'all don't get the fucking hint when he indirectly expresses his discomfort, do you? You pass it off as a joke.

I could specifically list down at least 5 more things but they'd be an attack to specific people and I don't want to get into an argument with anyone or genuinely attack anyone personally either.

All I'm saying is that this fandom is fucked. I miss the times I was oblivious to all the drama going on, but my bubble has burst now, and I can no more look at a video/post related to stranger things and not remember the negativity attached to it. I need to get my head clear at least for now. So I call quits. Maybe I'll return some day but I hope it's not anytime soon. It doesn't matter anyway, apart from the few friends I made here. But I had to say this. It was in my system for way too long.

Please don't spread hate x

[briarberrythornedhart]

Purple is his Color

Inspired by/Dedicated to @getaguts

Contains: sitcom energy, no plot, allusions to drug (Marijuana) use that is probably nonsense, Eduardo Franco deserved more screen time.

🍃 🌺 🍃 🌼 🍃 💐 🍃

Jon ran a hand through his long shaggy hair, tried again to loosen his bow tie and collar slightly so he’d feel less like he was choking to death. He gave Argyle a confused look.

“You got high...with Murray Baumann last night??” Jon asked again, in case he hadn't heard right. Because... he was a little baked.

“And the right-wise honorable Sir Edward Munson, yes.” Argyle laughed affably.

“In the back of your delivery van??” Jon pointed at the vehicle in question, visible in the lot for the Roane County Parks and Recreation building.

“Where else could we have some privacy, man?? Can’t skunk up our hotel rooms!”

“And… Murray agreed??”

“Mr. Baumann said he would partake Only if we used his special homegrown variety which he swears has never known chemical fertilizer or grow lights. He said those tamper with the natural positive effects of the plant and that the government puts stuff in fertilizer that…”

Jon interrupted. “You smoked ditch weed with Murray and Eddie.”

“It wasn’t ditch weed, man, it was good shit. Apparently, Murray is big into organics and ayurvedic medicine. He makes some of it into a muscle balm which is what I’ve got here for your dad-in-law’s present.” Argyle held up a little brown bag tied with hemp string in a bow.

Jon pushed the bag down and hissed in a whisper. “You. Can’t. Give. Hopper. Marijuana... balm as a gift. He’s ...he was the Sheriff.”

“He’s in rough shape from all the Russian torture, he’s always in pain, have a heart, man!” Argyle clicked his tongue on his teeth. “‘Sides, it doesn’t SAY maryjane on the label. Oh - and afterwards we watched Xanadu in Murray’s hotel room. It was HILARIOUS.”

“Did you watch Xanadu? I love that movie!” Jon’s mother overheard that last bit. Her brown hair was up and pinned with white flowers with a few wavy strands curling around her face, she was already in her dress. She gave Argyle a warm hug. “You look nice, Argyle, that’s a great...vintage tux.”

“Thanx Ms. Byer...I mean Mrs. Hopper-Byers. Mom says royal purple is my color.”

“Is that seed beadwork?” Joyce pointed at the necklace Argyle was wearing.

“Yep - my sister made this for me, she’s got a real gift.” Argyle nodded.

“Well... it’s lovely. You two both okay to be ushers?” Joyce gave them appraising looks and probably noticed Jon’s reddened eyes.

“Yeah, mom, absolutely.” Jon said.

“Okay, well, I’m gonna get Will, and could one of you make sure Jane’s got her flower crown and faerie wings? She’s not happy with her short hair so remind her that’s she’s still adorable. And... I just know I’m forgetting something... are there enough folding chairs? We’ll have to take the folding chairs from the rows and move them to the folding tables for the reception.” Joyce looked around, her eyebrows knit.

“I’m sure it will be fine, mom.” Jon squeezed her hand. “Everyone will move their own chair and find a table.”

“Oh! Yes!! That was it! Seating arrangements! See if you can arrange for Claudia Henderson to sit by Wayne Munson, okay? Thank you both.” She wandered off.

“You’re mom’s a goddess, brochacho.”

“Just… no, Argyle.”

“I’m sorry, but the truth needs to be spoken.”

[seekdevotion]

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[hollywoodfamerp]

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UNDER THE CUT, YOU’LL FIND THE LIST OF ROOMMATES!

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[queenimmadolla]

I do have a question regarding inclusivity. Im writing my 1st fic as eddie x reader and i noticed i have added details that may not fit every reader not even myself. Example: how she likes her coffee, food she likes to omit like mayo or mustard type thing. I want to add her fave movie but it would imply that shes of a certain culture (non white). I even contemplated her biological brother being Argyle. So i guess im stuck between wanting to write what I want and wanting to write what readers would like. I dont have a "following" so my heart is set on writing for myself. Thoughts?

Hi, there! I’m more than happy to help.

Those details about likes and dislikes? They’re not necessarily ostracizing. You just gave reader an established preference when it comes to food and coffee orders. No big deal, I read about reader eating things I wouldn’t touch and so on. So long as it’s not meant to be a religion based reader (who would then not consume certain things) I don’t see anything wrong with that.

The bio-sibling thing might, though. Eduardo Franco is Mexican, so presumably Argyle is as well, meaning the Reader would be. If you’re writing for Mexican!Reader, Latinx!Reader, then you should be good. Specific reader tags like that are meant to INCLUDE an underrepresented minority and are beneficial for the fandom; specifically the latinx!readers, black!readers, etc. We don’t do tags to represent the majority who already have access to pretty much every piece of work, as it’s incredibly ostracizing.

But if you want to keep it open to all readers, there’s always the adoption or step-sibling route.

HOWEVER, if you’re writing for yourself and you’re a minority (assuming so bc you chose Argyle as the bio sibling), I highly encourage you go the Mexican!Reader/Latinx!Reader route.

(P.s. I will read the shit outta that because I’m Mexican too!)

[mortallyclearwonderland]

Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken

We’re getting a trailer for the movie in about a week.

Who made the movie?

The film, which had been made under the working title of Meet the Gillmans, is directed by Oscar-nominated filmmaker Kirk DeMicco (Vivo, The Croods, Space Chimps) and produced by Kelly Cooney Cilella (Bilby, Trolls World Tour). Faryn Pearl (storyboard artist on The Croods: A New Age, Trolls World Tour) is co-directing.

I know those movies aren't most populations favorites but I'll wait for the trailer. I expect it to be on a funny and silly side.

Voice cast:

Lana Condor (She was in those terrible To all the boys movies.), Toni Collette (I haven't seen anything she was in.), Annie Murphy (I haven't seen anything she was in.), Sam Richardson (A comedian actor who was in so unfunny productions like Velma and HouseBroken.), Liza Koshy ( I know nothing about her or her work.), Will Forte (Again, I know nothing about him or his work.), Colman Domingo (He's fine. I never watched anything he was in.), Jaboukie Young-White (He was in the Disney's Strange World as a token gay.), Blue Chapman (Blue is a trans boy who is best recognized for his role in the series Council of Dads where he plays a transgender character named JJ. By the way he's only 13 and was way younger when transitioning! I don't care if it's offensive to you. It is creepy and wrong!), Eduardo Franco (He's an actor known for his comedic roles and being in Stranger Things. I haven't seen anything he was in.), Ramona Young (I haven't seen anything she was in.), Echo Kellum (He's apparantly a comedian and was on Arrow. You know, that terrible CW show.), Nicole Byer (Unfunny comedian I've never heard before with a terrible book.), and Jane Fonda (The bitch who called for the murder of Pro-Lifers.).

So what? The voice actors are their own individuals with their own opinions. Just because an actress is a piece of human garbage doesn't mean the whole company shares her views. And it's not like a movie will be talking about her political opinions.

It's a great opportunity to see if those people are any good. It's the script that matters! But the history of the cast isn't getting my hopes up or fill me with any excitement. As long as they'll say their lines and won't be too annoying it will be fine.

I want to say this. Even though I'm pro life and don't agree with transitioning kids who are way too young to know the consequences of their actions I would never call for murder or any harm for those people.

What's the story?

The story follows a shy 16-year-old named Ruby Gillman (Condor) who learns that she is the next in a legendary line of royal sea krakens. Despite her lofty destiny, all Ruby wants to do is fit in. At school, she falls for a skater-boy that she’s tutoring who shows no indication of feeling the same way about her. Ruby struggles even more to fit in because her mother (Collette) forbids her from going to the beach with any would-be friends. But when Ruby decides to disobey her mom’s instructions, she learns that she’s descended from the warrior kraken queens and will one day ascend to her grandmother’s throne (Fonda) as the Warrior Queen of the Seven Seas.

In the film, the krakens are a race sworn to protect the world’s oceans from the vain, power-hungry mermaids, and the two sides have been battling for eons. The generational confrontation comes to a head when a popular mermaid named Chelsea enrolls at Ruby’s school.

I really hope this movie won't go the ''Pretty girls are mean and superficial. I'm shy and not like the other girls. That boy just has to learn to not judge by the appearances.'' I believe that Dreamworks is better than that and will make great deconstruction of that trope. In The Croods New Age they had the chance to make stupid love triangle drama but didn't.

I'm worried about the lack of male characters. The plot only talks about female mermaids and queen krakens. No mention of males even in art. I hope it won't be the case that males don't transform because that would be such a waste.

Here is the link

https://www.cartoonbrew.com/feature-film/teenage-kraken-dreamworks-kirk-demicco-226970.html

I hope it's reliable. But if it's just some fun made think and I got played well I guess only time will tell. And if that's the case I will just make another post.

[shrikehq]

∘ ₊✧────── anonymous asked ; can i get your members current most wanted? thanks!

i asked those online in our discord right now, and they immediately came back with so many great suggestions ! i’ll go ahead and list them all below, but i’ll also ask our other members to reply to this post, should they come online and find some greatly wanted faces are missing from the list. i hope this helps ! 

alex fitzalan, alexandra shipp, amber midthunder, aron piper, ashley moore, banita sandhu, beanie feldstein, chance perdomo, chelsea clark, coco jones, courtney eaton, dacre montgomery, diego boneta, drew ray tanner, eduardo franco, fivel stewart, george seer, gigi zumbado, hunter doohan, imani lewis, jasmin savoy brown, jeremy pope, john boyega, jordan fisher, jurnee smollett, keke palmer, khadijha red thunder, kit young, lashana lynch, laura harrier, lauren london, laverne cox, leah lewis, leslie grace, lucien laviscount, mason gooding, melissa berrera, mena massoud, michael evans behling, michelle yeoh, mike faist, mikey madison, natasha lyonne, patricia allison, raymond ablack, rebecca ablack, reece king, rege-jean page, ross butler, ruairi o'connor, rudy pankow, sydney park, tati gabrielle, theo graham, tom holland, yara shahidi and zion moreno !

[simplylove101]

2024 Horror Challenge: [93/?]

↳“Fuck it. Let's break stuff.” Y2K (2024) dir. Kyle Mooney

Plot: Two high school nobodies make the decision to crash the last major celebration before the new millennium on New Year's Eve 1999. The night becomes even crazier than they could have ever dreamed when the clock strikes midnight.

Starring: Jaedan Martell, Rachel Zegler, Julian Dennison, Daniel Zolghadri, Lachlan Watson, Eduardo Franco, Kyle Mooney, Mason Gooding, The Kid Laroi, Miles Robbins, Fred Durst, and Alicia Silverstone

So, this one is gonna turn out to be the last watch I can include under the challenge this year I guess (I'm excited to watch Noseratu but I don't see me going to the theater for it tbh) And well, at least it was better than F Marry Kill?? lol And more properly horror adjacent as well, despite it not remotely taking itself seriously at all in a way that one could find anything scary in it, but hey, that's the point here. Now, I love a good horror comedy, so I was down to give it a chance. Also, you've got one of the biggest names in production companies (A24) right now releasing it, so I was bound to get curious. The thing I've found that I really like about A24 is that it seems to generally let the creators of said movies to just go for it because they believe in their vision, which is admirable. A lot of successful movies have come out of that. But even they have their flops (ex: this year's The Front Room) For me, this one wasn't so much a flop (tho it definitely tanked at the box office unfortunately) as it was just not one of their true gems. I think it kinda starts with me knowing I don't always vibe with Kyle Mooney's humor from what I've been exposed to. He's a little corny for me. lol But even with a weak script, I enjoyed the cast and thought they really gelled in a way where they made it work enough to be entertaining. It's kinda crazy how many people in this cast I recognized. Naturally, people will most likely know of the leads Jaedan Mitchell (the It movies/Knives Out, etc.) & Rachel Zegler (the Hunger Games prequel/West Side Story) and they were both good. Their romantic storyline was cute enough. Trying to picture Jenna Ortega in the role since it was originally hers but she had filming conflicts, and while I do think she would have been just fine since she's a super game horror girlie, it all worked out imo cuz Rachel suited it well too. But yeah, I found the side characters to be rather fun, even if the writing was very stoner humor (Not necessarily an insult btw since I love Idle Hands & Judd Apatow movies & the like but it could have been better), especially since so many of them were familiar faces. Ngl seeing Kid Laroi was in the cast made me do a double take cuz I was like, what is he doing in here?? XD But he did good too, I'd say. Certain kills did annoy me only because spoiler alert: I get why they had to have his bestie die story-wise, but I was hoping we were getting a buddy horror comedy (aka something Simon Pegg/Nick Frost-esque) and losing him so early felt weird to me. Definitely was odd to see Fred Durst in this. His inclusion felt a little try-hard for me to be quite honest but some of the jokes worked I guess. lol The actual climax was kinda lame tbh but then that goes back to the script and its flaws. Overall, I still found it fun enough to watch though. As I said, I liked the cast and the music choices, and the wacky humor occasionally appealed to me, so I wouldn't consider it a total loss. But yeah, it could have been better.

[mysterysoos]

Name: Jesus "Soos" Alzamirano Ramirez Age: 29 Height: 6′2 Pronouns: He/Him Sexuality: Unlabeled, probably bisexual Occupation: Part-time handyman and DJ/Full-time Mystery Shack owner Zodiac: Cancer sun, Taurus moon, Pisces rising Faceclaim: Eduardo Franco

Description

Most people see Soos as a very simpleminded guy with a simple life, but the truth is far from that. Upon meeting him and learning more about him, it’s clear that he’s gone through a lot since his childhood, and can be very observant and a deep thinker when people least expect it. Soos was raised by his Abuelita — this is because his mom died when he was only an infant, and his dad basically bailed not long after. He hasn’t seen his father since he was four years old; though his dad would send him postcards yearly for his birthday, promising to be there next year, he eventually stopped doing so and Soos grew to hate celebrating his birthday because of it. After his dad broke the same promise every year, he learned it was better not to get his hopes up over having a good birthday. Thankfully, his Abuelita was a good parental figure to him and took care of him instead. He’s lived with her to this day, initially living at her house until he became in charge of running the Mystery Shack and both moving there.

Soos started working at the Mystery Shack for Stan Pines at 12 years old. Though he doesn’t seem like a hard worker and is frequently seen as unintelligent, the truth is he does work hard and takes pride in his work — he does a pretty good job considering the circumstances. That isn’t to say that he’s perfect, he definitely has his brain fart moments and can sometimes get easily distracted, but he makes up for those mistakes with his good spirit and reliability. Plus, he was always able and willing to put up with Stan, which many others struggle with, so it made him the perfect employee for the Mystery Shack. He was often an employee of the month over the years, and eventually after the first summer the twins came to Destiny Isle, Soos became the owner of the Mystery Shack and took over for Stan. He loves the Mystery Shack and running the place, and he still lets the twins work there from time to time if they need the extra money.

Headcanons

Soos was super stoked when the twins moved to the isle for good not long after their first summer visiting. He considers them his best friends and loves tagging along on their adventures

He’s always seen Stan as a father figure, which is why he’s always gotten along with him and enjoyed working at the Mystery Shack so much

He’s a lot smarter than he seems. There are many times where he makes observations but no one believes him, only to later be proven right. On the other hand, he also has moments of being pretty gullible 

If you ask him he has learned everything from video games 

Has had a lot of temporary side jobs in the course of his life, including a cook at a local diner and a bus driver

Has a boat called the S.S. Cool Dude

He’s not had the best track record when it comes to dating over the years. He even got into a video game called Romance Academy 7 in an attempt to help his dating skills, which only led to him getting into a huge mess with a virtual girl named Giffany. He was extremely addicted and completely absorbed into this virtual dating game, and Dipper and Mabel helped him separate from Giffany as she got more and more obsessive and followed him through different nearby electronics. The trio believed that they got completely rid of Giffany, but they don’t realize yet that she soon will return in real life as she possesses someone else’s body 

ENFP

[wroteclassicaly]

Hello radiant one!

As your fairy godmother, I say yes…go to the thing and see Eduardo Franco…bask in his glow and his cute little face. And his alarming tallness. See, if I were fully trained I would wave my wand and make tickets appear for you, but alas! I’m not yet so skilled!

I understand the desire to chew drywall because pretty boys. Sometimes just, their FACES. They’re so pretty, and you could look at them for so long that it makes you feel almost violent. There’s one human whose face is so glorious that when I see it I have a terrible urge to slap it. Also to bite. So much beauty…

And you too, are that beautiful!

And you deserve all the beauty in the world today.

With Love, From Your Fairy Godmother 💖

Hiiii, my love! How are you? Hope your day was good and thinking of you too, beautiful! ❤️🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[buttercupbread06]

for context, it's something ive been drawing/thinking about in class for a couple weeks now. so bear with me. (also, fully based in MY country's school system, so there's a couple things to explain).

I translated New Vegas to IES (Instituto de Educación Secundaria) Nueva Vega. Because it sounds like a genuine highschool name here.

Mr. House was translated to Roberto Casas (Señor Casas, so, Mr. House(s)), and he's the principal. Used to be a math teacher when IESNV had less staff. He spends 99% of time in his office and no one but the head of studies has talked to him in 8 months.

Speaking of, Benny is Benito Salamanquesa (a.k.a El Beni™) and he's head of studies. And economy teacher for 4th of ESO (15-16) students. Chill teacher with HIS class (idk if you guys do this in america but in spain we have a "tutor" which is like. the teacher responsible of our specific class, solves conflicts between students and teachers and helps with grading at the end of the term), but is an obnoxious piece of crap whenever a students shows up to his office. Lowkey praying that Roberto trips on a charger, breaks his hip and retires early.

Elijah is called Elías and he was chief of the technology department until something went terribly wrong in a field trip once... That was years ago and all the( remaining) students graduated (+ he was fired) so it's more of an urban legend than anything. You can ask any teacher you want and they either don't know bc they got there after it happened or won't say too much.

Speaking of, Verónica Santángel is a technology teacher. Usually takes 2-3rd of ESO (13-15 year olds).

Arcade was translated as Israel Galvan Matamoros, and he's a latin teacher. He could do biology but idk he's definetely giving latin vibes to me. Would never tutor and kinda dry/strict in class but he's pretty chill. I think he'd be nicer/very helpful outside of class, and would NEVER let bullying slide. Kinda petty of him to give 15 year olds sass when they act up in his class but he's also the sweetest most interesting teacher you'll ever have if you let him be. Goes on unnecessary tangents sometimes but still manages to get his teaching done somehow. Totally gets like 4 "recess guarding duties" a week (watching the recess so no one gets hurt or leaves the school) (he hates it). could also maybe teach language & literature as well (we call "spanish" lengua y literatura), but i haven't decided. dresses like a nerd and got his tires slashed more than once. insane one-sided beef with Sr. Casas 😭😭😭. (almost forgor but his enclave past was replaced with his family being franquistas (supporters of the Franco dictatorship))

The think tank is a group of different science teachers that used to teach bachillerato (16-18) and made their students life hell for like 20 years. Retired, and rumors say they have some fucked up polycule going on nowadays. Good for them.

Caesar is César Eduardo Sánchez Calvo (Caesar Edward Sanchez "Bald", actual name that people have). Horrible PE teacher (and department chief)+ trainer of the school's football team (which he affectionately calls La Legión 😭😭😭). Wears these old ass track-suits:

Has no mercy when it comes to failing his students and calls people retarded sometimes. Best thing he ever did in his teaching career was to get brain cancer and take medical leave for a year and a half (during which they couldn't find another teacher and everyone was happy ❤️).

Also he's divorced. from Joshua- I mean José Antonio Garcés, the religion teacher.

I haven't figured out why he'd be burnt YET but my #1 option for now is "ski accident (omnious)". No one likes José either, extremely condescending and a poorly concealed fascist. He spent like 2 years in Guatemala "helping the locals" according to himself and thinks he's the shit. César and him used to go watch bullfights when they were married.

ALSO LAST BUT NOT LEAST i translated Yesman to Simón Casas because haha. Yes is Sí and man sounds like mon. Simón, and his surname is Casas bc he's Sr. Casas' nephew (and the school secretary). He'd have the perfect voice for making phone calls. Sometimes, when a student gets their phone taken away, Beni tells him to watch it until the parents come pick it up but he lets the kid take it back anyways.

(jesus christ that's one wall of text and a half im sorry 😭😭😭)

fnv spanish highschool au save me. ies nueva vega please save me.