#eddie.exe has stopped working

[soliadiaz]

i'm living in delusion again but walk with me here: i want a scene with maddie and eddie when he's back in LA and somehow they start talking about feelings and then eddie is like "yeah there's someone" and he vaguely talks more about it and maddie thinks he met someone in el paso but then he lets slip something like "i don't know what i'd do without him" and he keeps talking but maddie is like PAUSE. and we get another "can we go back to the pronoun?" and then maddie puts it all together and just bluntly says "eddie, are you talking about my brother?" and eddie freezes. and maddie has a "god give me strength with these dumbasses" sigh. and then they get interrupted by buck himself walking into the room and maddie goes "speak of the devil" and buck says "maddie, not you too, i already had to say to that woman i'm not a satan."

[gicowboy]

Eddie.exe has stopped working

[yourchocolatenachostudent]

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[fliphimthebird]

Normally, Eddie would have been a little annoyed by someone being harsh about how he made money. But, he did find Billy to be attractive and said attractive guy just called him pretty. Losing his train of thought as he glances down, a faint baby pink slipping up to his cheeks. "Pretty huh? Well, thank you."

Nodding while he closes the metal lunch box. "Yeah, I'm home most nights by seven or so on week days. Saturdays I'm home most of the day unless someone calls me." Mentioning with a grin on his lips.

He’s not sure what he went through would be called ‘recovery’ but Billy decided to keep it to himself. No need letting out the whole sob story like anyone would actually care. “Yeah; don’t trust pretty boys who hand out drugs to kids.” Is he maybe making a dig at Eddie? The grin on his face says maybe.

Is he.. really offering him to just drop by his place whenever? That’s not something Billy’s used to, that’s for sure. Still it would be nice to have an easy way to get more once what he has is gone. And Eddie is probably the least boring person in town so why not? “Sure. Sounds like a plan, Munson.”

[katherinewinchester13]

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Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz

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I never meant to fall for you but I was buried underneath 🔒

By SergeantChenford, smilingbuckley (SergeantChenford)

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“Uh…” a new voice speaks up, making Eddie turn around. He almost drops the knives in his hand. In front of the table is the most gorgeous guy Eddie has ever seen. “Hi.”

The guy isn’t looking at Eddie. He’s looking at Bobby with big, blue eyes. His baseball cap is gone, revealing dark blonde curls. His lips are a shade of pink one could only dream about. They’re parted slightly and an even pinker tongue darts out to lick them.

He does look young, but not that young. Up close, Eddie can see some signs of age. Lines on his forehead.

“Buck, welcome!” Bobby greets him warmly and shakes his hand, clapping his shoulder after. “Guys, this is Evan Buckley, he will be joining us for his probationary period.”

Buck glances around, cheeks flushed, and he gives them a small wave, “Hi.” He looks a little shy.

Eddie feels like he’s going to swoon.

(Or: Buck is the new probie at the 118 and Eddie.exe stops functioning.)

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[fairysteve]

i have this oversized silk button-up shirt that i sleep in and it is so comfy but it sometimes undoes some of the buttons in my sleep, and it made me think

very sleepy steve coming downstairs to answer the door, hair messed up from sleep, and three buttons having come undone, giving a hint of his chest and stomach, underwear covered by the shirt making it seem as if he's wearing nothing underneath

eddie is not prepared, in fact, eddie.exe has stopped working

[he11fireclubtm]

"Honestly...I didn't think that far ahead because I didn't think you'd actually flirt back so uh-...." Eddie.exe has stopped working.

[housewifebuck]

*buck shows up to eddies with a beard*

eddie.exe has stopped working

Eddie: bed. Now.

me too Eddie honestly !

[meowdy-all]

Eddie.exe has stopped working

Eddie: So what you in the mood for tonight, man?

Buck: World domination.

Eddie: *chuckles* Isn't that a little ambitious for a Tuesday evening?

Buck: You are my world, Eds.

Eddie:

Eddie: Oh, wow, Buck. Do you really—

Eddie: Wait a minute...

Buck:

Eddie:

Buck:

Eddie:

Buck: *licks lips*

Eddie:

[steviesbicrisis]

MORE STEDDIE EUROVISION BRAINROT LETS GOOOOO (part 2 of this if you will)

Eurovision is chaotic, a million things are happening at the same time, everything is all over the place until you get on stage and do your part. Even so, Eddie finds plenty of time to recall all the moments in which he talked About Stef- Steve when he was around, thinking he wouldn't understand any of it.

After the Turquoise Carpet, Eddie can't look him in the eye anymore, his strong desire to get to know Steve more even through the "language barrier" has been overcome by the embarrassment of his situation.

For better or worse, Corroded Coffin is assigned to perform in the second Semifinal, while Italy (being one of the Big5) is presented during the first but will go straight to the Final, meaning that Eddie only has a chance to see him again if they qualify.

Except that Steve, by giving a little tease to the press of what had been going on between them in the past few weeks, had lightened up a fire hard to extinguish. Even if Eddie hadn't managed to see him after the carpet, he and the rest of the band are asked about him constantly by the press, social media content creators, fans, and even by a few contestants.

In a span of a couple of days, his band got, completely by accident, into a competition for Stefano's heart and Eddie is the least willing participant.

The night of the Second Semifinal arrives and Eddie hasn't really seen Steve in four days, not that he's counting. Maybe seeing Steve before his semifinal would've helped with his nerves, an ideal scenario would include Steve confessing that he actually didn't know English until he met Eddie and he used Duolingo to become fluent just to talk to him (which would mean that Steve is the actual linguistic prodigy but he wouldn't really complain).

For a long second, Eddie thinks that his daydreaming skills must've reached new levels as he imagines Steve walking into the green room, where all the contestants hang how as they wait to perform. Then, with horror, he realizes that there has been no improvement in said skills and that Steve is actually there, walking towards their couch with an Australian flag on his shoulders.

"Hey guys! Thank you for inviting me!" Steve says as he reaches their spot.

"Thank you for coming, I'm sure you're super busy as we all are" Jeff replies, revealing himself as the culprit (aka the one guilty of betraying Eddie by inviting his crush behind his back).

"Oh yeah, these days have been crazy! But I always have time for my favorite contestants" he winks at the group, before sitting in the small space between Eddie and Jeff.

Steve turns around to face Eddie and says “ciao” lower than his previous tone, as if Eddie is the only one meant to hear.

“C-ciao” Eddie replies, still stunned by Steve’s presence.

Steve seems to have the time of his life teasing Eddie “mi sei mancato.”

This one takes a little longer for Eddie to understand. He knows he said something along the lines of “I missed you” but it takes him a couple of seconds more to understand that Steve is talking about the messages and the gifts he stopped sending to his changing room since Sunday.

Eddie could give him a million excuses, come clean about his embarrassment, ask him out on a date on the spot, or even play dummy and change the subject quickly.

Instead, he mutters one of the phrases he remembers learning in the past few days “mi dispiaci.”

His Italian must’ve been better than he thought, judging by the big smile forming on Steve’s face.

“It’s okay” Steve pats his hand on Eddie’s knee and squeezes it for half a second, still smiling at him as if they’ve been sharing a big fat secret just between them. Maybe they have.

The rest of the evening passes in a blur. They keep on playing their game of “who’s Stefano crushing on?” By sitting together in compromising positions (still keeping it family friendly of course) every time the Australian booth is in the frame during the performance breaks, and each time with a different member of the band.

By the time Australia has to perform, the internet is already filled with screenshots of each moment and it’s captioned with “What is going on between Italy and Australia?” Or “Oh to be Italy with 4 beautiful Australian boyfriends”.

When it’s time for them to go on stage, Steve whispers a “buona fortuna” to Eddie’s ear and quickly exits the green room.

Corroded Coffin does an amazing performance, Eddie feels giddy and full of energy after spending the whole night with Steve sitting by his side.

If the performing part passed in a blur, the wait for the votes is painfully slow. With no beautiful Italian Greek-sculptured god sitting by his side, Eddie is left to his bad habit of overthinking: “We should’ve done that in a different way” “What if it sucked for the people watching at home?” “If we don’t pass, we won’t be with Steve for the final”.

But alas, he’s put out of his misery by the hosts announcing Australia as one of the finalists. The band and their team jump off of their seat, waving the Australian flag to the camera that is showing their celebrations for the people at home.

Eddie is too caught up in the moment to notice Steve approaching them as the announcements keep going.

He feels someone tapping on his shoulder and he barely has time to turn around before he feels Steve’s lips pressed on his.

It’s a quick peck on the lips but it leaves him stunned nonetheless.

Steve smiles at him mischievously as he says “ci vediamo in finale.”

And he’s off as quick as he came, leaving Eddie to process what just happened.

What a night to remember.

[sky-neverending]

Steve: *puts on Eddie’s vest* “I don’t think it suits me”

Eddie: *starts malfunctioning* “You-I-It-Uh-Hot!”

Steve: ……

Steve: What.

[bepoprotectionsquad]

Killer: “Let’s go to hell together!”

Me:

[theophagism]

mia, why are you hiding this is the tags? this is exactly where i was going with this

eddie sees richie hold a venti starbucks coffee and faints like an overwhelmed dame from a 1950s film noir

[seize-the-day-o]

Eddie.exe has stopped working.

[corttheartist]

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[imagine--if]

Hiiiii!!!

Riddler x Reader request - here we gooooo!

Could you make something, where Eddie is a mess around the girl he just met? Like boy, he doesn’t know how to speak to ladies!

A/N: Yesss omd poor boy doesn't have a clue 😂💕 hope u like this anon - if anyone else has 2022 Batman requests send them innnn

Pairing: Dano!Riddler x reader (The Batman 2022)

Warnings: The Batman Spoilers? Mentions of killing and villainous action hehe

• You two probably met in the diner or a bookshop or something

• He's minding his own business and gets up to leave until he bumps into you going the opposite way

• And he's just frozen

• His mind's like-

• ThErE's ThE pReTtIeSt GirL iVe EvEr SeEn StAnDiNg In FrOnT oF mE wHaT dO i Doaosfjadvina

• eddie.exe has stopped working.

• You smile and say hi, a little nervously, cus um

• He's not moving and his eyes are wide behind his glasses, so you're like-

• "Hi, uh... you okay there?"

• He blinks, nodding slowly.

• "I- yeah... no- I... hi... wow... um-"

• Lmao he's so dorky and adorable 🖤

• You introduce yourself, and he manages to stutter his name with flushed cheeks and a slight smile

• He's stunned, literally, because, amongst all the darkness and demons that make up Gotham, there's this angelic beauty talking to him

• Lol okay so can we just imagine him getting home after you two swap numbers and he scream-sings Ave Maria in a prayer of thanks 😂😂

• Girl, he's already in love. He's a yandere. He's obsessed. You're not getting rid of him now.

• You lucky thing 😛

• He's a pretty quiet and reserved guy when he's not being the Riddler anyway, but it takes him a while to actually function properly instead of being a blushing, babbling mess when you guys see each other or talk

• I love him, someone get me an Eddie 😊