#eddie hearing this like wtf i thought we were friends?

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

steve harringtons totally normal relationship with men be like

[cwritesforfun]

Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader: Stay With Me For The Holidays?

Y/N = Your First Name & L/N = Your Last Name XYZ = put in place a name of a big band Eddie would love lol

*I do not own the Stranger Things plot or characters*

Masterlist

Eddie's POV

I had a crush on Y/N starting at age 11 when I saw her playing piano in the bar as I waited for Uncle Wayne to finish talking to a friend. Kids aren't normally allowed inside bars, but Wayne knew the owner and the owner was fine with it. I thought she was pretty and her fingers glided across the keys so quickly. I was shocked at the talent.

I walked up as she was taking a break drinking water and exclaimed, "Hi uh you're really good." The girl replies, "Thanks, do you play at all?" I answer, "I prefer guitar actually." The girl nods and replies, "Cool... Are you with Wayne?" I nod and answer, "Yeah he's kind of my Uncle. Do you know him?" The girl answers, "He's friends with my dad. He's cool... what's your name?" I answer, "Eddie Munson. What's your name?" She replies, "Y/N L/N." I ask, "Wait L/N as in the bar name?" She answers, "The current owner is my father and he got the bar from his dad." I hear my Uncle call my name and I say a quick bye to Y/N.

High school started and I saw Y/N at my school. Before I walked up to say hi to her, I saw that she was talking with some more popular kids. I figured the last thing she needed was to have me hanging around. She deserves a normal high school experience without freaks like me near her. So I go out of my way to avoid her and never be in contact with her.

By what was supposed to be my senior year, I started Hellfire and a band... I watched Y/N often from afar as she laughed with her friends happily. She was still so beautiful and perfect.

My band wants to play gigs and one of them mentions the L/N bar. I hope I don't run into Y/N there.

We walk in and her father is there. He remembers me because of Wayne and knowing Y/N. He tells us that he normally doesn't allow high school students to play gigs, but he'll give us an earlier time slot to start. That's better than nothing. We're excited.

The next week as I sat in the forest by school on a break, I realized I had no real close friends. Shit wtf is wrong with me? I suddenly feel an arm on me and I jump up. I see Y/N sitting on the bench next to me smiling at me. I ask, "What are you doing here, Y/N?" She answers, "Uh Eddie, I had no idea you went here for the last 3 almost 4 years. I'll admit that makes me a shit friend to never have noticed you." I reply, "No you're not bad. I promise. I have been avoiding you." She replies, "Oh... why? Did I do something? Did you do something?" I answer, "Everyone just calls me a freak. I didn't want you to be bullied because of being my friend." She replies, "That's how I found out you were here. A friend mentioned a freak at school and I was confused as to why someone was being called that. She said your name and I lost my shit this morning. I kind of snapped at them. I don't know if they want to be my friend anymore... So could I sit with you later?" I answer, "Uh sure." I could never say no to her. And she defended me too?? Heart eyes. Insert rock ballad. She smiles and exclaims, "Ooh I heard you have a gig next week, I'll be there front row cheering for you." I smile and reply, "My first groupie." She laughs. I want to hear that laugh forever. She's heavenly.

Y/N's POV

Class is painful now that I know that everyone hates Eddie. They claim he is a freak for his board game, for his music, and for his looks. I think he's cute, smart, and hopefully good at music. I finally get to see him play guitar next week!

At lunch, I stroll in and see Eddie. Our eyes meet and I smile at him causing him to smile right back. So cute. I walk over to him and ask, "Is this seat taken?" Eddie shakes his head and I sit down next to him. I see no food in front of him and ask, "Where is your lunch?" He answers, "Already ate it." I ask, "Wanna try a homemade cookie? I made them last night." He nods and I hand him one that he eats in one bite. I don't think he ate lunch already. I look over at his friends across the table staring at me with very wide eyes. It's kinda funny. I exclaim, "My name is Y/N." One of them says, "We know." Ohhhh.... I ask, "You know me in a bad way? Or how?" The one who answered first says, "Eddie told us about you... and you're one of the popular kids." You ask, "Ok well what are your names?" They introduce themselves as Jeff, Doug, and Gareth. You give them each a cookie too. You talk with them about their band and they're all so excited to know that the owner is your father.

Eddie's POV

We were inseparable after that lunch. Y/N became my best friend and started bringing me lunch some days. I didn't even ask, she just did it. I drove her home most days and we'd talk about anything we felt like. We were open and free.

Y/N was there for the first Corroded Coffin gig cheering our names front row. Then she was there for the rest of the year for every gig cheering us on and bringing a hat to collect extra tips every time.

Y/N graduated that year and she told me that she believed in me. She told me that she knew I could do it and soon we'd be in college together. I didn't want to disappoint her by saying college wasn't for me.

Y/N went out of the country for 2 years for study abroad and I missed her. She wrote letters once a month and would sometimes call me. It was expensive to make calls, so she usually called her family. I wish I could have a hug from her or one of her homemade cookies or just I wish I asked her out.

…

I realize I was zoning out and I see Wayne staring at me confused. I ask, "Sorry, what did you say?" Wayne answers, "I swear boy, you get lost in your own thoughts for so long... I was talking about Y/N and how she's back in town. You should go see her. I think she's helping at the bar." I nod and he continues, "Also I hate to tell you this, but I'll be busy on the tomorrow on the 24th and I won't be back until late on Christmas day. A friend is sick and another is busy, so I just picked up their shifts. I'm sorry again. I can order you a pizza or something… or you could stay with Y/N.” I reply, "It's okay. I don’t want to impose…I can have cereal for Christmas and watch TV." He nods, pats me on the back, and heads to work.

I stay on the couch watching grainy TV when I hear someone knock on the door. I sigh, look out the window, see Y/N, and open the door without thinking much about it. She happily exclaims, "Hi Eddie!" I smile and say, "Hello Y/N! You're back!" She nods and asks, "Aren't you going to invite me in?" I answer, "Uh no... no offense, the place is just messy." She asks, "Ok then, are you hungry? I'm craving a burger and I have a car and money... I just need someone to go with. Can you think of anyone?" I can't say no. I really can't. I answer, "Let me just throw on clothes." She replies, "You don't think people want to see your boxers... by the way, I like your tattoos. I've never seen all of them before." I feel my cheeks get really warm and I stammer out, "Thanks. I'm gonna ... I'm gonna go get dressed. I'll be quick." I quickly throw on an outfit and spray some cologne.

I lock the door and say, "After you mi lady!" Y/N leads me to her car, opens up the passenger door for me, and I laugh. I exclaim, "How chivalrous, kind sir!" She laughs and says, "Thank you thank you." I smile and slide into her car.

When Y/N gets in, she smiles and exclaims, "Ok I'm going to put this tape in and you can hear your first Christmas present!" Present?!? I have a cool ring that I was going to give her as a present, but she said first present!? I shake my head and listen to what she's playing. I hear my voice introducing music, I turn up the volume, and hear Corroded Coffin playing. OMG!!! She has tapes of us playing. WHY HOW?! I ask, "Wait why am I hearing Corroded Coffin so clearly?" She answers, "Oh well, I taped an early set of yours when I was in high school and then I had my dad tape one this year. He sent it to me and I had one of my friends from college use their sound tech to mix some tapes for you to keep or sell. It's up to you. I made 10, but if you take one to a record maker, I'm sure they could use it and make it a vinyl or more tapes to sell." I excitedly exclaim, "Omg I'm so happy I could kiss you... wait scratch that... sorry..." She replies, "You can kiss me, just not when I'm driving." WAIT ... should I test the waters... I reply, "I'll keep that in mind for our date." She replies, "Our date has more than one part by the way. Good thing you dressed like that." I look down and back up at myself. I dressed normally. Huh?

We arrive at this random bar on the edge of town and as Y/N walks towards it, I realize we're underage and going to a bar. I tug her arm and say, "Hey uh why are we walking to a bar? We're underage." She replies, "Relax Eddie, live a little. We can go in. I know some people." I follow her inside where she shakes hands with the bartender who points us to a table. We sit down and Y/N says, "Part two of our date as you called it is a rehearsal of XYZ because they're playing a show later in Indianapolis, but they need to rehearse somewhere. They are rehearsing here since the bartender loosely knows the band manager. The bartender is a friend of my dad's and he owes him a favor, which is why we’re here. I wanted to hear the rehearsal and I invited you since I know you're also a big fan. The only rule is that we don't tape them or tell people they're here. I think we can get a photo at the end, but we'll have to wait and see." I stammer out a mumble and Y/N asks, "What, you want to kiss me again? A lot of talking and not doing." I ask, "Do you actually want me to kiss you?" She answers, "I do want you to kiss me. I've kinda had a crush on you awhile. I was wondering when you'd ask me out." I reply, "I was nervous you'd reject me." She replies, "I would never reject you. You're so cute and kind and funny and creative and smart. I really like you Eddie." I smile and reply, "I think you're also all of those things and so much more. I really like you too."

Food arrives. I move to sit next to Y/N for a better view of the band and to put my arm around her. She leans into me as we eat and listen to the rehearsal. It's insane to watch professionals workshop their gigs and practice. I'm amazed. And I cannot believe Y/N did this and invited me... I whisper in her ear, "I'm getting more water. Need anything?" She answers, "More water would be great. Thanks." I kiss her on the cheek before walking to the bar for more water.

The bartender that Y/N shook hands with moves near me and asks, "How long have you known Y/N?" I answer, "Since middle school so almost 8 years now. We've always been pretty close." He asks, "And you're in a band too?" I nod and answer, "Some friends and I, yes. We call ourselves Corroded Coffin." He replies, "Yeah, Y/N lent me a tape of your band. It was great. You have a great voice for stage." I thank him and ask, "What kind of favor entails a rehearsal of XYZ?" He asks, "Favor? HA, is that what Y/N said? No, I've known her since she was a baby and she loves live music. I just invited her to hear the band, no favor needed. She begged for a plus one, that must be you." I reply, "Huh interesting. Well thanks for this. I really do appreciate you having us." He hands me a card and says, "Of course, dude. Listen, a friend of Y/N is a friend of mine. So call me when you turn 21 and I'll get you a time slot. I imagine L/N's Bar is getting a bit old and you need to practice your music on a new audience." I thank him and head back to my seat.

I slide next to Y/N, press another kiss to her head, and say, "God you're perfect." She laughs and says, "Thanks, you are too."

We watch the rest of the rehearsal, take a few photos on the film camera, and we get copies.

Once we're outside, I exclaim, "Hey Y/N?" Y/N stops walking and faces me. I put my hands on her waist and ask, "May I kiss you?" She nods and answers, "Finally." I roll my eyes and press a kiss to her lips.

The next part of the date ... we end up back at my home... Y/N exclaims, "So Wayne told my dad that you would be alone for Christmas Eve and my dad felt bad. So he invited you over to spend the day and night with us. Pack up for our sleepover. You can stay in my room and we can hang out." I ask, "Is this another situation where you're telling me that other people did something for me and it was all you?" She shrugs and answers, "Yeah... Wayne did tell my dad, but I suggested having you over." I kiss her lightly on the lips and say, "Babe, you should've just said that." She replies, "Ok next time, I will, babe." I smile.

I run inside to quickly pack a bag and I even bring a guitar. Y/N has a few amps that are cool and I love making music at her place.

When I'm back in the car, Y/N exclaims, "I can't believe you're staying with me for the holidays. I was worried that you would be mad or reject the idea." I reply, "No I really missed you. Anytime with you is good." She replies, "Great because I want to spend a lot of time together this break... oh come over for New Year's Eve so you can be my midnight kiss." I reply, "Very presumptuous of you to assume I will be your kiss on New Year's." She replies, "Right but I thought..." I press a kiss to her shoulder and say, "Babe, of course I'll be there. I'll probably spend that night as well... oh do you want to be my girlfriend?" She answers, "Yes I do! Thanks for asking boyfriend."

She loves the ring I give her and it fits her perfectly.

She also got me a ring that fits me perfectly.

I love her I think … wow. This is the best holidays I’ve had.

[strawberryxfieldz]

hi hi! I have combed through the Website (and what a webbed site it is!!! absolutely delightful!) so here’s some thoughts about some of the stuff we got:

(WARNING: MAJOR WH SPOILERS AHEAD)

Barnaby’s stamp on the Stickers page (formerly: Links) is no longer clickable! He was the only one you could click on before the update but now no one’s is.

Julie can actually talk to flowers! I’ve seen this theory/headcanon before so it’s nice to have confirmation

THE PURPLE THEORY!!!! In the “Just So” audio, Wally’s voice is distorted when he says purple, lending substance to the theory something is wrong with the color purple—Eddie’s favorite color.

Wally says something like “You’re so still. What are you doing?” and like??? did he kill someone or something and not realize it??? so many questions… (Edit: After listening to all the audios, I don’t think this is the case anymore but it’s still an interesting thing for him to say.)

Eddie mentions cows twice I believe in the audios… makes me think he comes from somewhere with cows given his accent. Perhaps that means cows exist somewhere outside of Home?

There’s an interview with Wally and Barnaby which means there’s evidence they have interacted with humans outside the show. Are all the puppets sentient then???

Frank is the Prince and Julie is Cinderella in the retelling, giving some evidence to the theory they were meant to be a couple but decided to stay best friends.

Whoever the poor guy is dealing with the “nightmares”/phone ringing/thinking it’s a prank on him IS GOING THROUGH IT! I wonder who it is…

ALSO WTF HAPPENED AT THE EXHIBITION??? THE MESSED UP GLOVE??? HELLO???

Edited for more info (7/24/23):

I’m beginning to suspect hearts are a central theme here. There’s a lot of heart drawings (even though Wally can’t draw hearts), there’s heart beating sounds in the audios, etc. There’s also not a heart separating Wally and Home like there is for everyone else on that one art border.

There’s a difference in the “Just So” audio and transcript. In the audio, Wally says, “I don’t mind that you reorder my crayons” but in the transcript he says, “I don’t mind that you steal my crayons.”

Small note but I love that the hidden recordings can be found through bugs, which are both insects and bugs, like glitches!

Also, the 14-14-bh audio is the last audio that ends with Wally being entirely uncommunicative and unmoving, and the bug that leads to it is the only realistic bug.

I’m so glad we got the Wally audio redone (the one from the It’s For You Phone button) because there’s some differences from Clown’s original one. Most importantly, at the end, Wally says, “You have work to do.” It makes me wonder if he’s talking to You OR the person the Restoration Team that’s going crazy and hearing the phone calls and stuff… (or possibly both??? what if this person was You the whole time???)

Another line of Wally dialogue I love is, “I have more eyes than I did before.” Maybe it all the attention that gives Wally “more eyes” but he still “can’t see,” whatever that means. It seems his popularity isn’t helping his power of influence on reality, perhaps specifically over the one person on the Restoration Team.

[fireh0es]

ok so post episode reflection time. i wanted to like the episode but it just wasn't as memorable as other finales, which is weird for me because it was meant to be the 'last' before the move to ABC happened. this episode felt bungled, let me go into why.

1.) okay so this sounds weird to complain about but that bridge collapse sucked. nobody was in true peril, there never felt like there was stakes honestly other than brief scenes with hen and chim. i wanted there to be a serious injury, i cannot lie. i'm tired of the 118 being fine after these things and just bouncing back like nothing happened. it's too episodic, if that's the word. things aren't lasting

2.) speaking of no stakes, bobby was heavily implied to be hurt. he was not. all we hear is that he hurt his shoulder and needs scans. chim was completely harmlessly impaled pretty much, just walk it off. that whole thing was traumatic in many ways and bobby and chim should not have been so scot-free in an episode that required high stakes

3.) chimney had gloves on and wasn't wearing The Ring of Power. -1000 points from Gryffindor for that one babes sorry

4.) i'm not super against buck/natalia as a couple but it felt weirdly rushed because she came in literally last minute for the birth then started dating buck. maybe it's just because i wanted her to show up at lucy's doorstep because i'm a garbage eating goblin with no self control

5.) the eddie/marisol thing. i really really really wanted to hold out hope that she would defy the trope of 'firefighter gets the girl after saving the day'. i genuinely thought she'd be involved in this 'mass casualty accident' that was over in like ten minutes. seriously wtf was this bridge collapse??? where is the drama, i can't see it???

6.) what in the world was that meditation scene? why did we time skip so far ahead that the flashbacks seem like flash forwards??? what is going on with this pacing it's like being dragged behind a truck with a drunk driver at the wheel

7.) the fucking speed they tore through every plot line this episode was unreal. the bridge collapse served us a nothing sandwich in ten minutes flat, the 118 checked in and checked out of the hospital before i could blink. the relationships were slammed in in such short fast scenes they felt forced and sudden. they did the time warp and blew through weeks of development and the birth of a baby that honestly happened so fast idk how much time went by between that and the cute little bwidge cowapse. seriously the pacing sucked, really girl give us nothing

8.) the episode was pretty much only saved by the cast. i cannot describe how disappointed i felt about this finale. despite amazing work from the actors, things flew by too fast, the tone was all wrong from a directorial and production standpoint, relationships felt mishandled. like i'm sorry, henren are going to have another baby in the house and we get... a hug? a time skip and a h u g??? buck has this super moving scene getting to see the life he gave to his friends to nurture and is able to let go and does the time warp into a new relationship, eddie is pressured by chris to call marisol, who didn't even appear until the last 2 minutes (??????????) now they're going on. a date??? bobby is totally fine after being pinned in a metal bin by an suv and an ambulance and a bunch of concrete because apparently bobby has fucking adamantium bones and has +100 resistance to crush damage. like literally i'm not even a little nervous when bobby gets pancaked because he's literally that cartoon character that pops up from being flattened like 'i'm ok!' *insert clown silly noises* where is the writing, sis? where?????

9.) where was the wedding? we get a rooftop meditation flashback/flash forward thing with weird thoughts from all the characters but not the fucking madney wedding???? i wanted to see chim barely survive that bridge collapse and have the viewers thinking he was going to perish before seeing him at the parish in a boyle style butt cast or something marrying maddie because literally being strapped to a flaming gurney wouldn't stop him. instead chim is magically fine and there isn't a wedding. i'm going to eat glass

10.) lucy: i have a sprained ankle *gets in a helicopter and flies out of the series* WOULD YOU LET THE FEMALE FIREFIGHTERS STICK AROUND AND DO THEIR JOBS PLEASE??

god it was just so unsatisfying. imagine if the tsunami episodes plot was over in 10 minutes with no stakes at all. like really?? idk what it is but the stakes in this season have literally never been lower. the earlier seasons had me INVOLVED in the emergencies. things have gotten so goofy lately. most emergencies are comedic and unserious, the writing isn't taking the characters as seriously as their actors, it feels like one of those happy AU fanfics that I just struggle through reading because you know it's going to be saccharine and there's nothing that's going to happen that's gripping which you would expect in a drama series.

[diangelodork]

HERE ARE MY FRIEND (louis)’S COMMENTS ON E2!!!

Dead Boy Detectives Episode 2:

Wait why did Edwin like that pig diagram so much

Didn’t realize we were in Washington

OMG CAT KING IS HE GON BE CHUBBY PLEASE MAKE HIM CHUBBY

never mind twink

(Gaelic twink???)

Cat sex dungeon is terrible wth

Best friends my ass Edwin

Nope don’t like where this is going but HOLY JESUS HE GOT THAT MMHMM

Don’t do it Eddie

Piss and balls and shit damnit

Sex pest sex pest sex pest cat king is such a sex pest name

Yeah you better be

I wanna be that mail man

The lesbian sparkles that kill you instantly (lavender scare type shit)

WALRUS MENTIONED

Stop interrupting the walrus damnit I wanna hear this

To be a old man human walrus who owns a traveling boat magic shop thing giving weary travelers little magical trinkets

so much anime holy shit

Nose bleeding, sweating, nervous, colors im the air, me at the function af

TECHNICOLOR MANIC PIXIE DEMON GIRL!?!?!

She crushing? She just shy? Gay??? Demon possession or some shit???

JUST GIVE HIM THE BOOKS

Niko… parasite 😖 ew ew ew

Are you talking to her while she’s in the shower???

Ok she not actually showering ok

Love the aesthetic but y’all are not teenagers

Awwwww

EWWWWW GOD GET THAT GIRL SOME HELP HOLY SHIT

are you insane with the smile lmao

this poor girl wtf

😬

the afterlife looks like the TVA from Loki

Hypothermia, internal bleeding, pending, froze to death after being injured?

What. Does. Hell. Look. Like????

Why are children so important

Two Nancy lads mucking bout the woods (British)

OMG WHAT THE FUCKING TINY- WHAT

aye job jobbed

Damn absolutely mid pick up line would work on me

OMG NEW ADDITION TO THE CREW???

“Oh no I’m not gonna do it I just thought about it” real

MORE GHOSTS EEEEEEEEEE

YOU TURNED HIM INTO A TWINK

THE TWINKIFICATION RATES IN THIS SHOW ARE OFF THE CHARTS

+bonus

(for context, i sent him a nine minute long voice memo commenting on all of his comments and telling him what the fandom feels without spoiling 🙏🙏)

GUYS I ANNOYED ONE OF MY FRIENDS WNOUGH TO WATCH DBDA!! im gonna be posting his live updates in the reblogs HEHEHEHEHE (the score is what got him to cave 👹)

[e-munson666]

Pt 3

****Eddie is coming to pick up Dustin in the hopes to see you at the Henderson house and finally talk things out. But it does NOT go as he had planned.****

+++Angsty Fluff+++

xLanguage, angst, Eddie still being mean. Bitchy reader. Sexual tension. Pet names(mostly out of annoyance for now)×

>back and forth Eddie/Reader P.O.Vs<

@eddiemunson4ever tagged by request

🖤 xoxo

Dustin was frantically wandering around the house, shouting curses, as he slammed cabinet doors and flipped cushions. You were sitting on the couch fiddling with your guitar when he stops in front of you, throwing up his hands.

"Will you PLEEEAAASSSEEE move, for like 2 seconds" he begs, puppy eyes staring right at you.

"Wtf are you even looking for Dustin, you've torn the living room completely apart" you groan, shuffling out of your seat to let him flip the cushion, digging into the crevice in the couch.

"Eddies going to be here any minute to pick me up, and I can't find my lucky dice!" He groans apparently not finding it in the couch. He puts his hands on his head. "Eddie is going to kill me"

"Wait, wait, Munson is coming here? To pick you up......why exactly?" You're face goes white at this revelation eyes wide in anticipation.

Dustin breathes your name several times before responding" Tonight is Hellfire, he's giving me a ride" "I would have asked you but you weren't home when I got up for school so, now he's getting me after he picks up Mike" Dustin states. Not wanting anything more to come from the conversation. "Where were you this morning anyway"

"Don't worry about it kid" You reply, setting your guitar down on your lap as you reclaim your spot on the couch. "Hey don't you have a d&d box in MY closet" you say brow raised as he paces back and forth in front of you in a panic.

"Holy shit!" Dustin exclaims, grabbing your shoulders and shaking you. "I FORGOT ABOUT THE BOX IN YOUR ROOM" He yells before darting off down the hall. You hear shuffling for a few minutes before you hear him shout "BINGO" from across the house.

"Get the rest of your nerdy shit out of there while your at it D" you say smiling, shaking your head. God that kids a dork. You resume practicing "Run to the Hills" by Iron Maiden when you hear a pounding at the front door.

"Oh god......here we go" you roll your eyes. Not in any way looking forward to whatever interaction you are about to have with Eddie Munson.

"How can that idiot not remember ME" you thought to yourself as Dustin opened the door, greeting a smiling Eddie by giving him a big hug. Eddie steps into the threshold and instantly hears the music coming from your guitar. And his eyes bore right into your place on the couch.

He couldn't belive what he was hearing/seeing. YOU, hair placed on top of your head in a messy bun, the look of utter concentration on your face, delicately fingering the strings of the acoustic guitar that almost swallowed you behind it. Your lips pressed into a sweet smile, eyes almost closed, listening to the sound of one of his favorite songs coming from the instrument. "Uh, hey" Eddie coughs trying to get your attention. "Sorry about the other night" he almost whispers, eyes on the floor now, almost too scared to look back up at you.

"Its fine Munson, I guess I just thought after ALL these years that you wouldn't forget about me so.....quickly" you say, brows furrowed, staring right at him as he watches his shoes intently.

"Hey none of this is my fault princess, you are the one who just ran off without so much as a warning. So much for best friends right" he scoffed. The audacity she had to put the blame on him for what happened made his ears hot. He looked up and locked eyes with yours, both seering into each other for a full minute of intense hateful staring before Dustin finally spoke up to difuse the tension.

"Uh look guys this is all super fascinating" he started, before saying under his breath "even though its not.....even slightly" "but" he continues "We are going to be late if we don't leave, like now Eddie" he says grabbing Eddies arm, startling him enough for him to break his gaze from yours.

"Ya, ya" Eddie shrugs Dustin off, eyes fixed back on you, who to his surprise is still staring right at him. "I just thought your sister should know that what she did was fucked up, and how I didn't appreciate her going total bitch mode on me after she graduated" Eddie said, throwing his hands up, squinting at you a little as he spoke, hoping to get some kind of reaction out of you. And........he did. You shot up off the couch, pushing your guitar off of you and stomped right towards Eddie stopping inches from him. He could feel your sweet, hot breath right next to his chest.

"What the fuck did you just say Munson?!" "I went bitch mode?!" "Really?" "From what I remember, you blew ME off that summer!" you scoff, arms folding, straining to look up at him.

"Mmmmm no sweetheart, that is SO NOT how I remember it" Eddie smirks, bending his neck down slightly, still staring daggers into you. "We were supposed to meet at Skull Rock the night of your graduation, and you never even fuckin showed up." Eddie is rolling his eyes at you now. Trying really hard not to let the bliss from your smell interrupt his anger. You smelled exactly the same as he remembered. Sickly sweet of floral, with a little honey, and a hint of mint. His heart fluttered a little as he glanced at your lips. Pursed in anger but so soft, gleaming from the gloss you wore. He tried to shake himself back into reality when he felt you shove him....well... attempt to shove him. You were a foot shorter than Eddie and you had almost zero muscle mass in your whole body. Eddie couldn't help but smirk at your pathetic attempt.

"How......how DARE you!!" you seethe. "I waited for you for two fucking hours Munson. YOU didn't show up and I sat there in the dark like an IDIOT waiting for you" tears welling in your eyes as you broke your eye contact with him again. Feeling a lump catching in your throat, You storm away into your bedroom and slam the door behind you. You slide down the doorframe and hug your knees as you start to slowly sob. What happened to him.......why was he so mean now...... "God what the fuck was that" you choke out in a sob. Pulling at your hair as you sat there and wept.

This whole time Dustin has been frozen in his place in the living room. Eyes wide with fear and confusion. "Um....E..Eddie, we really have to go" he says in a low, calming tone.

Eddie stood there, shocked. Did he.....did he just make you CRY?!?! Why the fuck did he say those things? His heart was beating so hard in his throat he thought he was going to throw it up. He didn't realize his fists were clenched until he felt the sting of is rings against his skin. "Uh, ya Henderson. Let's....let's go" Eddie chokes down a lump in his own throat as he turns towards the doorway. He had to make this right. He couldn't bare the thought of you hating him. His heart was breaking at the thought of him making you cry. He HAD to fix this, and fast.

[worldswithoutendings]

Killing Loneliness with you [Eddie Munson}

Vampire!Eddie x Hunter!Female

Summary: After the earthquake in Hawkins stopped your team decided to look into the upside down, and see if you could save people, only not knowing that the upside down had a darker intention than you guys think

You had geared up on knives, metal bullets, and your favorite gun. Your mind went through every scenario you could possibly think of. How disgusting the place would be, how many dead people would be there, how many dead animals would be there but the thought that crossed your mind was what if someone is still alive down there.

When the word came out that you guys were going to the upside-down Steve and everyone else who tried to fight Vecna immediately barged into the trailer where you normally have meetings. Frustrated faces and lots of voice raising happened, how immature you were even though you are just as old as Robin “you don’t know what it’s like down there!” Dustin yelled, still heartbroken about Eddie “then.. make us a map” the leader, Mark said.

So, Dustin made a dark red map, with lots of comments about how disgusting the upside down is. And a dark, crossed-out spot. Where, if Dustin is correct, the most traumatic experience of his life happened, Eddie was supposed to still be there.

He held your wrist tightly as you guys were preparing “Dustin you’re hurting me” “just, just take him home okay, so-so we can have a-a funeral y-you know” he started to ramble over his words, probably because he started to realize that, when you succeeded in bringing him back, he would officially be gone “I know Dustin, don’t worry we’ll be careful with him” you got yourself out of his grasp and went with your hand through his hair as you saw how red his eyes were getting “okay, time to go” Mike said and you crawled through the open portal.

Dustin wasn’t wrong about the smell, it was a heavy ammonia smell. Lots of wet sounds and dying creatures. So you followed the route on the map to figure out where there would still be people and hopefully still be alive.

“Okay, so, this is where that Munson boy is supposed to be right?” Lexi said as she was far from the group but you still could communicate “yeah apparently” you say as you scan the map quick “he’s supposed to be.. right.. there” you point without looking in the direction. But as you look up from the map you only see the dead bats that Dustin was talking about “well, or not” you now also know why Dustin crossed it out so many times, it looked vile, dried blood, rotting bats, and it looked like someone vomited out black goo “guess we have to disappoint Dustin” You say to Lexi “yeah or that dude is just roaming around here” “don’t think he would if we have to believe Dustin, that dude is dead” you say as you roll up the map and take some samples to bring to the lab for your crazy friend who loves to look at certain DNA.

The group finally arrived at the stairs, where Vecna used to be stationed and you saw the decaying bodies, except one was missing “guys, we’re missing Chrissy Cunningham's body” you hear Mike say and he was correct, there were supposed to be 3 victims, Chrissy Cunningham, Fred Benson, and Patrick Mckinney, but only Fred and Patrick were stuck, but their bodies were still intact and not in their decaying stage, you felt for their pulses but there was no heartbeat “that’s so fucking weird” you mumble but in the distance you see a moving body. Signaling the team to be quiet.

You slowly walk down, behind a huge rock you saw a foot, lifelessly. The moment you walked towards the foot it sounded like you could hear a neck break. You signaled Mike to stand behind you as you got your gun ready. but everything you imagined went out of the window when you walked around the rock.

Eddie sat there, with Chrissy in his arms, while he was busy with her neck. You felt uncomfortable thinking you were interrupting. Until you saw blood, blood from his mouth, blood from Chrissy’s neck “wtf dude” Mike whispered and Eddie looked up within seconds, scaring you and you tried to get back in position. His eyes were black, his mouth was bloody, the bandana he was wearing was still tight around his hair, but his hellfire shirt was soaked with blood and the black goo you saw at the place he died “Eddie?” you whisper, not trying to sound scared. You hadn’t seen vampires in a while, at least. If that’s what Eddie is “Let Chrissy go man” Mike says “she’s already dead-“ “-no!” Eddie said, his voice sounding distorted. Without thinking you shot him in his shoulder “y/n!” Lexi yelled from behind the rock and came running, but you signaled her to stop when Eddie let out a curdling scream when he realized what was going on.

His eyes changed back to his original color, and his shoulders were hunched down as he saw Chrissy “shit, Chrissy! Fuck! What happened!” He yells “Eddie, we don’t mean to upset you or anything but-“ “-you were supposed to be dead” you mumble “you were supposed to be dead, Dustin left you here because he was scared, but he saw it with his own eyes, he came back traumatized, you were attacked by demo bats, just like Chrissy you’re supposed to be dead!” Mike yells.

Your gun was still pointed at Eddie as he shook his head “no man, I’m alive” “do you have a heartbeat?” you whisper and he falls silent “do you Eddie Munson!?” you yelled. You started to feel bad for Dustin, you didn’t know how he would react if you would tell him the truth, that his best friend, the person he looked up to the most wasn’t dead, but a vampire. A freaking vampire. The people you used to hunt with your family. You know that there were supernatural humans in Hawkins because Hawkins was always weird. It was never normal. But now, with this, the upside down. It played with your head.

Eddie felt his neck, his chest, his wrist and he shook his head as his eyes fill with tears “that’s what I thought” “y/n, enough!” “and then what?! We can’t bring him back to Hawkins, where do we need to hide him hm!? The old hideout is destroyed because of the earthquake! And I’m supposed to kill him!” you yell, Mike places his hand on your shoulder “earthquake? Kill me? Hideout? What the hell are you talking about?” Eddie started to sound scared and you sigh as you put your gun down

“you know how I used to not be able to hang out on the weekends because of family trips? We’re hunters Eddie, but not any kind of hunters. Vampires, werewolves, hybrids, they are all around Hawkins, and we used to hunt them on the weekends, my family has been doing it ever since they came to Hawkins, for more than 400 years” you sigh and Eddie shakes his head, not knowing this part of you.

You used to hang out with Eddie at school, as you both are the same age. You knew you could be yourself around him but you never told him about your family, or what you did on the weekends. You always said that you were either at your grandma’s or your aunts’ house during the weekend because of your big family.

But this scared you, never in your life had you seen someone close to you be the victim of supernatural creatures because you always quickly got rid of it. so you also wanted to put the blame on yourself, for not being there when they were fighting Vecna. You could’ve saved Eddie, you could’ve saved every one.

“shit man, like, can I still do human things?” “I have to ehm, trash my father's collection for that, I know that there is a moonlight ring, that protects you from sunlight so you won’t ehm, burn. You know? And you can not wear anything silver. Bu-“ you stop in your tracks. Are you really gonna save Eddie Munson?

Quickly enough you see Isaac rush to the rock “what the fuck!? You’re talking with a fucking vampire that’s against the rules y/n’ he screams as he sees the scene, you’re kneeled down pretty close to Eddie, while Chrissy lays bloodily next to him. Mark is pacing back and forth and Lexi is holding her hunter necklace close to her but keeping a safe distance. Isaac points his gun towards Eddie but you cover him “Isaac listen!-‘ “don’t fucking protect him y/n!” He screams. You get your gun back out and focus it on Isaac “wtf y/n!” the team yelled “for Dustin” you whisper and Eddie stays behind you.

The team left you and Eddie behind, taking the bodies with them and you decided to just try and have a normal conversation with Eddie “i can try and search for the ring, come back and take you to Hawkins, or we can search for a place for you outside of Hawkins and we can schedule meetings for Dustin to meet you and eventually your uncle maybe” “shit, how is he” he whispers “he’s… he’s going through it Eddie” you whisper and he puts his head in his hands “but, my family is kinda like a safe haven for everybody, Dustin has been staying for a long time. Wayne comes for dinner. Just making sure they don’t go crazy” you whisper as you both stand up “thanks y/n I owe you” “don’t worry Eddie” you touch his shoulder shortly and he flinches “but, won’t your family go after me?” “I’ll protect you, I have some.. friends who are witches maybe they can protect you as well” “this day just got weirder and weirder” “weird!? Dude, you’re a fucking vampire and you think it’s weird that I know about the supernatural word?!” you say shocked making him snort.

You and Eddie decided to get him out of Hawkins, you found your friends to make a protection spell over him even tho it was hard, him being a vampire. So you found him a little house that was abandoned, you’re human brain wanted it to make it cozy for him even though he needed nothing but blood and something to kill the time “no but, music. I’ll get my tapes and you can constantly listen to music, maybe get some hot girls over and you can go all ouutt” you say as you clean up his living room which was a mess. Because of course, Eddie is still a man so he’s okay with everything “yeah sure, damn i was Wayne was here” “maybe, someday, when you can control yourself” you whisper and he nods.

Eddie updated you every few days, calling you about how he is feeling if he fed, and how he is enjoying his house. The people from Hawkins were actually at your house as your mother wanted to host a party “y/n! that weird dude that wants to talk to you every other week is calling!” your little sister yells and Dustin and Wayne look up “but that person has been contacting you since you came back from the upside down” Dustin says “yeah, we met him afterward” you say as you walk towards the phone “hey hey” you answer “y/n? listen, I think I may have ehm, fucked up a bit?” “shit, what happened?” you whisper and turn yourself away from the group “well, ehm, I was actually really hungry, like, like almost like first time hungry you know and them ehm, there were some girls, who actually passed my house and-“ “-fuck Eddie, did you lash out?” you whisper but you feel a body close to you “Eddie? Did you just say, Eddie?!” Dustin says “what no?” you said and Eddie stayed quiet. You looked at Mike to get him off of you “so are we gonna make a new d&d club?” Mike says and Dustin runs back.

You tried to sneak out of the house to get to your car and drive to Eddie “y/n! where are you going?’ Dustin screams after you as you are both outside “shit Dustin! I’m going to a friend” “we’re the only friends you have!” “shut up!” you whisper as you get into the car “I’m joining you” “Dustin no you can’t come” “yes I am, otherwise I’ll get Steve” “no don’t get- shit, fuck.” You say and hit the steering wheel “you have been awfully suspicious, you do know that right” “I know, but you really can’t come with” you say, hoping to get him out of the car but, knowing Dustin. He doesn’t budge. So you start the engine with your heart beating in your throat.

You get to Eddie’s house “what spooky shit it this” Dustin says “Dustin, we need to set some rules okay. You will not leave this car until i get you okay? You. Can. Not. Move. And everything that happens here. Stays here every fucking. Little. Secret” you say while you point in his face and he just nods. You jump out of the car to get into Eddie’s place and you see him sit in the living room with 2 dead girls next to him “oh Eddie” you whisper “I’m sorry” he cries out “it’s okay, don’t worry, at least you kept it clean” you kiss his head as he just looks at his hands “I’m a monster” he whispers “okay, I’m gonna move the bodies, we will light it on fire after, we took care of something else” you say as you grab one dead body “damn, you’re really strong hm” he looks in awe and you roll your eyes.

After you took the bodies to the backyard and put a tarp over them you came back inside “what was the other thing you talked about” Eddie says “yeah, about that” you sigh “Dustin is in the car” “WHAT!?” Eddie screams “he is?! Why!?” “he wouldn’t leave! He was so freaking stubborn!” “if he knows who I am he’s gonna turn Hawkins upside down” “I already, kind of, threatened him” he smiles at your comment “okay, get him” he lifts his shoulder “are you okay tho?” you ask and he nods “just, really quick” you whisper and you hug him, for the first time ever since he turned “wow” he whispers and you run out of the house “shit” Eddie whispers.

[bambirex]

Hi I have this request that I been thinkingabout it for a while, so how about a fic where Eddie didn't go to a party at Steve's because he is sick, and so Max went skateboarding and explained to Steve that Eddie is super sick, so after hearing that his boyfriend is super sick, he wanted to drive fast to his home but he had to take Nancy, Robin and Dustin, so they go dirctly to his room where he is laying all sick and Nancy and Steve start fighting about who gets to cuddle Eddie, because they love cuddling Eddie and hugging him and they always discuss about how cute Eddie is, but is Robin who got to cuddle Eddie, and Dustin makes fun of Nancy and Steve and Steve is like wtf I should be the one cuddling Eddie he is my boyfriend and so for the rest of the week Nancy Robin and Steve try to fight for Eddie's attention but is Dustin who ends up taking care of Eddie

Warnings: none

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"Steve Harrington leaving his own house party to take care of his sick boyfriend? Who would have thought we would ever get to this point?"

"Shut up, Henderson," Steve groaned, grabbing the steering wheel so hard his knuckles turned white. Thank God he hasn't started drinking yet and so he could drive; though, he would have rushed to see Eddie even if he were completely drunk.

He was worried sick when Eddie didn't show up, despite him promising he would come over. Just when Steve was about to go into the worst panic attack of his life, Max showed up at his doorstep on her skateboard, explaning that Eddie got very sick, and he sent her to get the message to Steve.

Steve wanted to be with Eddie as quickly as possible, but Nancy, Robin and Dustin all jumped on him, insisting they come along, too. This was a good test on his patience, as he had to listen to their constant teasing on the way.

"You're whipped, dude," Robin chuckled. "But I get it, though."

"We need to take care of him, Wayne is out of town," Nancy sighed. "We need to make him soup, and tea..."

"You mean I need to do that," Steve snorted as he parked his car at the Munsons' trailer. "Considering I'm his "whipped" boyfriend."

Poor Eddie surely didn't look too well as he lay on the couch with a damp towel over his forehead. His cheeks were pale, but he still managed a smile when he saw his friends coming inside.

"What are you guys doing here?" he croaked weakly. "Shouldn't you be at the party?"

"Max told us you're sick," Steve explained, shrugging off his jacket quickly. "I wanted to come see you as quickly as I could."

"Aww, that's adorable, but I didn't ask Max to tell you because I needed to be taken care of."

"Bullshit, you also need cuddles!" Robin cheered, all but jumping onto the couch and wrapping herself around Eddie like a koala.

"Robin!" Steve huffed, offended. "I should be the one cuddling him!"

"Or me, since I give the best cuddles," Nancy cut in. "We can nurse him back to health in no time."

Steve rolled his eyes. He walked over to the couch, awkwardly leaning over Robin who was still clinging to Eddie and kissed his boyfriend on the lips. He touched his cheek, frowning when he felt how hot it was to the touch.

"Shit, you have a fever. I'm getting you some medicine quick."

"Huh, not sure we have anything at home, to be honest," Eddie chucked, a little embarrassed. "I don't get sick very often..."

He let out a soft "oof" sound when Nancy joined the cuddle pile on the couch. Steve let out another offended gasp.

"Nancy! Robin! Leave him alone!"

"Don't be jealous, Stevie," Robin cooed. "We're just trying to heal your sick boyfriend."

"Hello, you just said he is my boyfriend!"

"Yeah, that doesn't mean only you get to cuddle him," Nancy shot at him. "He is my friend, too."

"But not your boyfriend, Nancy!"

"Why are you being so selfish?"

"Jesus, you guys," Eddie chuckled. He weakly pushed the two girls off of him. "I have enough of me to share."

"Ridiculous," Dustin snorted. "You would think only Steve is the whipped one, and yet..."

Eddie sighed deeply as an orchestra of offended yells and gasps filled the air, making the pounding of his head even worse. Hoping to placate at least his boyfriend, he pulled Steve close and gave him a kiss on the lips. That finally made Steve shut up, but his eyes were still shooting arrows at Nancy.

*

For the rest of the week, they basically moved into Eddie's trailer to look after him.

Well, that was a bit of an exaggeration. It was mostly Steve and Nancy fighting over who gets to cuddle and nurse Eddie back to health.

Of course, Steve insisted he should be the only one there in the first place, as he literally dated Eddie. Nancy proudly claimed the "mom friend" title and told Steve that she was pretty much the key to Eddie's survival.

Meanwhile, Eddie had the time of his life watching his boyfriend and his friend fight each other to death over him. Hilariously enough, Steve and Nancy were so busy arguing, that they didn't even notice Dustin has taken their place on the couch, snuggled up to Eddie with a smug expression.

"Losers," he chuckled, way too amused by the entire situation. Eddie laughed, shaking his head.

"Well, I don't mind too much. Guess that means they love me a lot."

That finally made the other two turn their way. At least they looked a little embarrassed (but also offended when they realized Dustin filled the role of the cuddler).

"Sorry about that," Steve chuckled awkwardly. "We really just wanted to take care of you."

"You have a better chance at that if you calm down," Eddie laughed, cupping Steve's cheek. Steve leaned into his touch with a smile.

In the end, they managed to take turns cuddling and helping Eddie until he was healthy again, and luckily no blood was spilled.

[iamnmbr3]

Venom 2 Spoilers - very mixed bag

I just. huh???? like the last third was good. but as I said it felt like it came from a different movie. I wish I had seen the movie it came from. Cletus said he only wanted to be Eddie’s friend?? what? when? That never happened. at all. and why does Carnage hate Venom? If that was never built up or explained so Venom eating him had little impact. Eddie and Cletus never had much interaction (contrary to what you would think if you walked in late and only caught the end) so their final interaction is a well done scene but feels like the conclusion to an arc that never happened. 

Also why is Eddie apologizing to Venom??? Again. It was a good and cute and funny scene in and of itself and felt like it matched their dynamic and characterization from the first movie. But it wasn’t at all set up by the preceding 2 acts. Quite the opposite. Venom is the one who should be apologizing to Eddie!! The third act seems to imply they had a couple’s spat centering on Eddie being ashamed of Venom or something and not giving him enough acknowledgement or credit or ability to pursue his goals etc. That could’ve been a cool arc. But it never happened. We just see Venom constantly knocking Eddie around and taking his temper out on him. So Eddie getting mad at him seems totally justified to say the least. And it makes no sense that Eddie apologizes. 

Also how come nobody cares about or addresses that Venom apparently killed a whole bunch of people by body hopping between them??? And why does Eddie not seem bothered by the fact that Venom has complete control over his body and keeps literally throwing him around rooms? Like he’s upset at the time. But not nearly as upset as you’d think he would be. And later it never gets mentioned. Also why does Venom do that? He didn’t do that in the first movie when he didn’t know or care about Eddie at all. Actually in the first movie Venom could’ve just forced Eddie to do anything that he wanted, but he chose not to. 

Which is why we got a really special and unique movie instead of a standard evil body snatching alien movie. Then in the first 2 acts of this Venom is actually basically just acting like a standard evil body snatching alien, except the framing acts as tho it’s all fine. The last third has the correct relationship dynamic and characterization for Venom and Eddie and I love the final scene if I ignore the first 2 thirds of the movie that completely contradict what we see in the ending bit. If you don’t ignore it, it makes no sense and is also downright abuse apologism.

Also at times we get the witty and clever snarky Venom comments that were so great in the first movie. But sometimes it just feels like it’s trying way too hard to be funny and veers into the territory of ridiculous silliness. Like yeah the first movie was hilarious but it also felt grounded. We the audience are laughing but the characters are all acting in ways that make sense for how they are written and the rules of the world. Eddie grabbing Venom and pulling him into the bathroom makes no sense. How is he able to do that??? He can’t force Venom to do something if he doesn’t want to. Also how does no one hear Venom arguing with him if he’s out of Eddie and speaking out loud????! 

And wtf was Eddie’s arc supposed to be? Or Venom’s for that matter? If Cletus killed his family members bc they were abusing him then why did he murder all those other people? Again. WHY does Carnage want to kill Venom??? I love Eddie and Venom realizing they are stronger together but that wasn’t developed at all in the first 2 acts. If Carnage and Cletus aren’t a good match why don’t we see them arguing till the last minute. They seem to work together great until the last third. Shouldn’t that have been set up more??? Wouldn’t it make more sense for Eddie and Venom to have the more harmonious and cute relationship and Cletus and Carnage to have the violent abusive twisted dynamic??? It’s like they switched them. 

Frances was amazing. But where did she get her powers? I thought superheroes weren’t a thing in the Venom universe. Also she and Cletus were the most interesting and engaging part of the movie. Every time they were on screen - and particularly Frances who just absolutely stole every scene she was in in the best way - I perked up. A lot of the rest of the movie was boring. The two of them actually had emotion to their scenes and had some actually developed characters and motives. At least compared to the rest of it. 

Loved the callback to comics!Eddie on the island with the symbiote in his Hawaiian t-shirt. And loved Venom and Eddie’s interactions in that scene. They work perfectly with the first movie, but not at all with the first 2 acts of this movie where Venom treats Eddie horribly. Also again it feels like payoff to something that was never setup bc we never had any indication that Eddie wanted Venom to admit his feelings for him or anything like that. Like I love the scene in isolation and it feels in-character based on the first movie, but when you view it in the context of the first 2 acts of this movie it feels jarringly dissonant, and also straight up like it’s saying if ur abusive partner says they love u, u should take them back. Which I get wasn’t what they were going for. But. Wut. 

Also. Venom in the MCU? NO. Literally my worst nightmare. Maybe the last third was made earlier (since it takes a while to animate stuff) and the first 2 thirds got changed to set up venom as a villain in the MCU or something. Or they’re just incompetent af. Who tf knows. Anyway. From now on I will be watching the first Venom movie and the final scene of the sequel only. 

[piratewithvigor]

My first thought in regard to every band that gets played on my radio station

ACDC: Every dad’s favourite band

Adams, Bryan: Every mom’s favourite singer until Michael Buble came along

Aerosmith: haha they thought Vince Neil was a lady

Alice Cooper: he’s a Game Of Thrones fanboy and I have proof

Alice In Chains: my sister doesn’t like them because she decided AC were Alice Cooper’s initials ONLY

Allman Brothers Band: good music for dropping acid to

Allman, Gregg: That’s too many Gs for one name

Animals: House Of The Rising Sun, or who even cares

Argent: Sometimes Hold Your Head Up is really catchy

Asia: Tuesdays

Autograph: one of the members went on to be a pharmacist

Bachman-Turner Overdrive: There are just so many pop culture jokes about Taking Care Of Business that whatever I say won’t be as funny

Bad Company: with their song; Bad Company, off their album; Bad Company

Benatar, Pat: Always getting her confused with Patti Smith

Black Crowes: I like them for Lickin, but it doesn’t seem to exist outside of one shoddy video on youtube and my old CD

Blackfoot: this band name feels kind of racy

Black Sabbath: Dio was not better or worse than Ozzy; just different

Blondie: I like Call Me, but Blondie confuses me stylistically

Blue Oyster Cult: MORE COWBELL

Bon Jovi: Hello, childhood trauma, I missed you

Boston: ONE GUY. ONE GUY DID IT ALL AND NO ONE KNOWS

Bowie, David: Don’t let your children watch The Man Who Fell To Earth, or David Bowie’s will end up being the third penis they see in life

Browne, Jackson: Another musician ruined by Supernatural

Buffalo Springfield: Jack Nicholson was at the riot they sing about

Burdon, Eric: no ideas, brain empty

Bush: ditto

Candlebox: ditto once more. Who are these people?

Cars: This band feels so gay and so straight at the same time, I can only assume they’re the poster children of bisexual panic

Cheap Trick: I played Dream Police on Guitar Hero so fucking much because it was the only song anyone who played with me could keep up with

Chicago: Chicago 30 exists, but they do not have 30 albums. Fucking riddle me that

Clapton, Eric: 6 discs in one Greatest Hits is too many. That’s called “re releasing your discography”

Cochrane, Tom: For some reason, everyone thinks Rascal Flats did it better

Cocker, Joe: Belushi did it right

Collective Soul: who?

Collins, Phil: If his biggest hits were done by MCR, they would be emo anthems, but because he’s 5′6″ and from the 80s, they’re not

Cream: *Vietnam flashbacks on the hippie side*

CCR: *Vietnam flashbacks on the war side*

CSNY: David Crosby; meh

Deep Purple: THEY’RE SO MUCH MORE THAN SMOKE ON THE WATER

Def Leppard: the only music for when you’re a heartbroken bitch but also a sexy one

Derek And The Dominos: Clapton and ‘Layla’ broke up

Derringer, Rick: Tom Petty if he was from the midwest

Dio: You thought it was an anime reference, but it was me, Dio

Dire Straits: You can tell how bigoted a radio station is based on how much of Money For Nothing they censor

Doobie Brothers: I have yet to smoke weed, but I listen to the Doobies, and I think that’s pretty close

Dylan, Bob: I take back everything I said about him in my youth

Eagles: Hotel California isn’t their best song, but the memes that come from it are second to none

Edgar Winter Group: @the--blackdahlia

Electric Light Orchestra: Actually an orchestra and sound a fuckton like George Harrison

ELO: I really hesitate to ask what happens with the 7 virgins and a mule

Essex, David: no prominent memories of him

Fabulous Thunderbirds: cannot spell

Faces: Who on earth thought that was a good album name?

Faith No More: I got nothing

Fixx: One Thing Leads To Another is a damn bop

Fleetwood Mac: I ain’t straight, but I’m simply not enough of a witch to enjoy them to full potential

Fogerty, John: He got sued cause he sounded like himself

Foghat: Slow Ride slowly becoming less coherent feels like a drug trip

Foo Fighters: He was just excited to buy a grill

Ford, Lita: deserved better

Foreigner: dramatically overplayed

Frampton, Peter: a masterful user of the talk box

Free: dramatically underplayed

Gabriel, Peter: leaving Genesis changed him a lot

Genesis: if someone likes Genesis, clarify the era, because yes, it does matter

Georgia Satellites: sing like you have a cactus in your ass

Golden Earring: Twilight Zone slaps, but it doesn’t slap as hard as this station thinks it does

Grand Funk Railroad: Funk

Grateful Dead: I like their aesthetic more than their music

Great White: there are so many fucking shark jokes

Greenbaum, Norman: makes me think of Subway for some reason

Green Day: the first of the emo revolution

Greg Kihn Band: RocKihnRoll is literally the most clever album name I’ve ever seen

Guns N Roses: They have more than three good songs, but radio stations never recognize that

Hagar, Sammy: I’m still trying to figure out where he lived to take 16 hours to get to LA driving 55 and how fucking fast was he driving beforehand?

Harrison, George: He went from religious to rock, and if he had continued rocking, he would have gotten too cool 

Head East: I respect people who use breakfast foods as album names

Heart: Magic Man and Barracuda are played at least once every goddamn day. They’re not even the best songs!

Hendrix, Jimi: I have both a cousin and a sibling named after Hendrix references

Henley, Don: Dirty Laundry gives me too much inspiration

Hollies: Somehow sound like they’re both from the 60s and the 80s at the same time

Idol, Billy: he’s doing well for himself

INXS: Terminator vibes

Iris, Donnie: knockoff Roy Orbison

James Gang: too many funks

Jane’s Addiction: if TMNT had a grunge band representative

Jefferson Airplane: *assorted cheers*

Jefferson Starship: *assorted boos*

Jethro Tull: The only band to make you feel not cool enough to play the flute

Jett, Joan: icon

J. Geils Band: I requested them on the radio once and it got played

Joel, Billy: he really did just air everybody’s business like that

John Cafferty And The Beaver Brown Band: literally wtf is that name

John, Elton: yarn Elton sits in my basement, unstaring. Please someone take him from me

Joplin, Janis: Queen

Journey: Stop overplaying Don’t Stop Believing. It takes away from the rest of the repetoire

Judas Priest: literally started the gay leather aesthetic

Kansas: another fucking band Supernatural stole

Kenny Wayne Shepherd: the man confuses me to the point where he isn’t in the right place alphabetically

Kiss: Mick Mars and I will simply have to disagree on the subject

Kravitz, Lenny: runaway vibes

Led Zeppelin: Fucking fight me if you don’t think they’re the most talented band (maybe not the most talented individually, but collectively, no one comes close)

Lennon, John: My least favourite Beatle for reasons

Live: I got nothin

Living Colour: slap a decent amount

Loverboy: do you not get TURNT the fuck up to the big Loverboy hits? Who hurt you??

Lynyrd Skynyrd: Sweet Home Alabama is a Neil Young diss track

Marshall Tucker Band: no opinion

Manfred Mann’s Earth Band: VERY STRONG OPINIONS THAT THEY AREN’T GOOD

McCartney, Paul/Wings: Power couple

Meatloaf: I have nothing but respect for a man who willingly named himself Meatloaf

Mellencamp, John: voted cutest lesbian of 1987

Metallica: I liked their appearance on Jimmy Fallon

Midnight Oil: I get them confused for Talking Heads a lot

Modern English: who?

Molly Hatchet: Hollies vibes, but also Georgia Satellites vibes

Money, Eddie: DAN AVIDAN, IF YOU SEE THIS, COVER TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT

Motley Crue: Stan Mick Mars and John Corabi. They’re the only ones who deserve it

Mott The Hoople: no one loves them except for David Bowie

Mountain: props for naming an album ‘Climbing’

Nazareth: I want to make a John Mulaney joke here, but I can never come up with one

Nicks, Stevie: witch queen

Night Ranger: I get them confused with Urge Overkill

Nirvana: Kurt Cobain was the ally grunge needed

Nova, Aldo: he’s Canadian, at least

Nugent, Ted: *serves a ghost as jerky*

Offspring: nothing here

Osbourne, Ozzy: this bitch crazy

Outfield: Your Love is kind of a sketchy song, but it slaps hard

Palmer, Robert: low quality Eddie Money

Pearl Jam: *grunts in Eddie Vedder*

Petty, Tom: I have so many feelings about Tom Petty and they are all good

Pink Floyd: which one is Pink?

Plant, Robert: solo career is a crapshoot, but his voice is unparalleled

Poison: I want them to write a song called ‘Alice Cooper’

Pretenders: I want to say good things, but I have nothing to say

Queen: A doctor of astrophysics, a screaming girl, a disco queen and a diva walk into a bar. It’s Queen; they’re there to play a gig

Queensryche: neutral opinion

Quiet Riot: they got big because of a song they hated. I love that

Rafferty, Gerry: the second-sexiest sax opening in all of music

Rainbow: Ritchie Blackmore created something very magnificent

Ram Jam: one good song and they didn’t even write it

Ratt: I’m sure they have more than Round And Round, but I don’t know it

RHCP: funky, but if you have paid money to hear them, you’re going to The Bad Place (I don’t make the rules)

Red Rider: basically Golden Earring

Reed, Lou: Walk On The Wild Side would be such a cool song if it wasn’t so dull

REM: American Tragically Hip

REO Speedwagon: Props for having a dad joke as an album title

Rolling Stones: Never in my life could I imagine the drummer being named anything but Charlie

Rush: How to make being uncool the coolest fucking shit

Santana: The world needs more Santana

Scandal: There’s something really funny about The Warrior being my brother’s “song” with his girlfriend

Scorpions: Was Wind Of Change written by the CIA? Only the spotify podcast I got an ad for once could say

Seger, Bob: A different variety of Eric Clapton (frankly a better variety, but that’s just me)

Simple Minds: we ALL forgot about you

Skid Row: Sebastian Bach is prettier than all of us

Soundgarden: music that makes you feel like you dunked your head underwater

Springsteen, Bruce: my arch-nemesis. Maybe someday, he’ll find out about it

Squeeze: according to my friends, the stupidest band name ever, but they’re theatre kids, so you know

Squier, Billy: If he can make it through 1984 alive, you can make it through whatever bad day you’re having

Stealers Wheel: Yet another band who I always mistake for George Harrison

Steely Dan: my house’s nickname for the Robber in Settlers Of Catan

Steppenwolf: Either makes me think of Jay & Silent Bob, Jack Nicholson, or that time I had to cut 6lbs of onions

Steve Miller Band: when you’re in the right mood, they slap hard

Stewart, Rod: my soundtrack to summer 2015

Stills, Stephen: Love The One You’re With Is Catchy, but the lyrics are questionable

Stone Temple Pilots: the only band to write a song about goo you smear on yourself

Stray Cats: an obscene amount of merch is available for them

Styx: Supernatural would have ruined them for me too if I hadn’t been into them previously. 

Supertramp: I hunted for Breakfast In America for two years and it was worth every hunt

Sweet: I will never understand my two-month obsession with Ballroom Blitz when I was 15, but it was legit all I listened to

Talking Heads: you may find yourself in a pizza hut. And you may find yourself in a taco bell. And you may find yourself at the combination pizza hut and taco bell. And you may ask yourself; ‘how did I get here?’

Temple Of The Dog: I keep confusing them for Nazareth

Ten Years After: somehow still relevant

Tesla: not the car or the dude

The Beatles: Evokes a lot of opinions from people. Mine is that I love them

The Clash: I showed my sister the ‘Lock The Taskbar’ vine ONCE and it still kills her

The Doors: evokes teenage terror from deep within my soul

The Guess Who: Canada’s answer to confusing question-themed band names

The Kinks: kinky

The Police: wrote the theme of 2020 and everyone somehow forgot it was about a teacher resisting becoming a pedophile

The Ramones: playing all of their songs in a row wouldn’t take more than 2 hours

The Romantics: you don’t think you know them, but if you’ve seen Shrek 2, you have

The Who: If someone can explain Tommy to me, I’d be glad to hear it

The Zombies: I think they happened because of the 60s

Thin Lizzy: Could the boys maybe leave town?

Thorogood, George: blues, but make it modern

Toto: the most memed song behind All Star

Townshend, Pete: just makes me think of the end of Mr. Deeds

T-Rex: Mark Bolan is an icon

Triumph: The no-name brand of Rush

Tubes: like the yogurt

Twisted Sister: they did a christmas album and my mom does NOT hate it

U2: U2 Movers; we move in mysterious ways

Van Halen: RIP Eddie

Van Morrison: honestly, who’s named Van?

Vaughn, Stevie Ray: Steamy Ray Vaughn

Walsh, Joe: The Smoker You Drink The Player You Get

War: Foghat, but even groovier

Whitesnake: the most successful band to be named after a penis

Wright, Gary: the 90s thanks him for writing the song every movie used for the “guy sees cute girl and it’s love at first sight” scene

Yes: To Be Continued

Young, Neil: The best part of CSNY

Zevon, Warren: the album cover of Excitable Boy makes me deeply uncomfortable for reasons I don’t understand

ZZ Top: has been the same three guys since 1969. Lineup unchanged. 

3 Doors Down: They feel a little modern to be on a classic rock station, but whatever

38 Special: Why 38?

[imabee-oralizard]

STRANGER THINGS S4 Episode 9 SPOILERS

I did this in my notes as I watched the episode. So if you’d care to read go ahead but it’s all over the place.

And @nevilleismywhore this is pretty much what I was gonna send to you for my thoughts so yeah

Joyce and hopper finally kissing!! Amazing. Made me so happy to finally see them not ignoring their feelings Max and Lucas conversation when they were writing on the paper was so adorable. And them planning a movie date 👀 And how would vecna not know that they were there just because they weren’t talking “Try before you deny” The way that will looked over at mike, el, and argyl was so sad Love the conversation between Jonathan and will Will crying definitely didn’t make me want to cry 😭 Els outfit looked so good when it was just the shirt and pants and she was getting into the water And I do kinda like the sunglasses that mike made It took me a minute to realize that “Lucas” was actually vecna and I was getting so mad at him like wtf how could you say that to her then I realized and was like ohhhh Also Eddie saying “this is for you Chrissy” was just so adorable And seriously those jocks had to come and be a pain in the ass for their plan Eddie and Dustin are such dorks and I love it. Them celebrating getting the bats distracted is just prime content I would’ve stepped on those vines are quickly like idk how they made it through The balloons popping blood made me think of IT This episode is giving me a whole different level of anxiety 3:40am and 1 hour and 16 minutes left. Bathroom and water break lol The speed my heart is beating at this moment. Eddie and Dustin fighting the bats and hopper being bait. My butt is literally clenched The tears are here. How could Eddie do this Also as Eddie rode away and the sky was doing that color thing it looked like two big monster eyes The subtitles said “wet footsteps sauelching” when vecna was walking 😭💀 ELEVENNNNN “I piggy backed from a pizza dough freezer”- eleven It’s 4am and 1 hour left Wait. If Dustin had to jump like that through to the upside down and not he’s hurt. How’s he supposed to get back The way that will looked at mike when he was confessing to el 😭I feel so bad for them Please tell me max isn’t dead Please say el saved her in time Please tell me Eddie is okay and that hopper gets the demigorgoms trapped Can we talk about how hot Enzo is though Vecna sounds like a dinosaur I’m surprised that vecna didn’t have the vines actually kill Nancy, Steve and Robin since he had them for so long Awesome sword Chrissy’s dead body in the background behind el 😭😭 (Hopper grunts) (vecna bellows) Kate bush in the background just sounds so good Max 😭my baby Nancy looks so hot with the gun How is my man not dead yet Love hopper slicing up the demigorgon (Understood, hopeful music) Yeah I’m crying now Eddie and max. How could they do this to me And don’t even get time to morn cause now we hear the grandfather clock. Of course What the hell is happening My WiFi is messing up 💀 Holy shit Is el gonna save max!!! Is she gonna kill herself to save max?? Two days later??!!!!!? Mike will and them are coming back to Hawkins not even knowing is their friends and family are still alive Cute reunion Max?? So she’s not dead but…. El brought her back you idiot Please tell me el gets her to wake up Why doesn’t Dustin have a leg brace Gay gay gay Dustin talking to Eddie’s uncle is just. I can’t it’s so sad Eddie better not be dead Argyle is the perfect amount of weird 😂 Is their world turning into the upside down?! Why didn’t I get my gay boys yet either Finished at 5:13am

[cwritesforfun]

Eddie Munson x Henderson!Sister: Promise not to leave me?

NO spoilers from Stranger Things Season 4 below!!!!!!!!!

You were his sweet nerdy best friend who always let him rant about anything and let him spend the night at your place until you graduated 2 years ago. He met Dustin a few times, but it was always dark and you always pulled Eddie into your room before your mom saw. Then, you went to college. You hadn’t talked for 2 years. Eddie recruited Dustin after finding out he played D & D. And... well he found out he was your brother. 

Y/N = Your Name

Flashback to the beginning of this school year - Eddie’s POV

Another fu**ing day in the he**hole we call Hawkins High. 

I call over Gareth and ask “Find any new recruits to Hellfire?” He shrugs and answers “I heard those three fish at that locker play.” I look over to the locker he’s pointing at and I tilt my head a little. It could just be me, but that looks like Y/N’s brother. I would sneak into the house with Y/N to her room, but sometimes her brother would barge in. He seemed nice enough. 

By the end of the day, I notice the three freshmen around their bikes.

I walk up with Gareth and Jeff behind me. I exclaim “I heard a rumor you boys play D & D.” One of them says “I don’t know. What’s it to you?” I answer “I’m the Dungeon Master around here and we have openings in our club. It’s called Hellfire. We have a game tomorrow after school. You can get these wicked cool shirts if you join.” They all look at each other and slowly nod.  I exclaim “My name is Eddie Munson, high school super senior by day and dungeon master or guitar player by night. To my left is Gareth and to my right is Jeff. We are Hellfire.” The boy who I think is Y/N’s brother says “Wait... the Eddie Munson who was best friends with my sister, Y/N?” I answer “So it is you, Dustin. Long time no see. How is sweet dear Y/N?” Dustin answers “She’s going to graduate in 2 years from college.” I reply “Ah great. She’s still dedicated to education like crazy. But is she okay? She seemed down junior and senior year.” Dustin answers “She seems happy to me.” I ask “What about... does she have a boyfriend or best friend?” Dustin smirks and says “I tell you that, I want something in return.” Clever boy. He takes after his sister. I ask “What?” He answers “I get to roll the dice twice and pick the better roll when it’s my turn.” I reply “Deal.” I hear “Wtf?! So unfair!” Dustin exclaims “She has 3 girls she’s close with and no boyfriend. She has no best friend.” I reply “Thanks.”

End of Flashback - 

Switch to Y/N’s POV 

Dustin warned me about picking him up from school today. He looked nervous telling me about it and he also didn’t seem to tell me the real reason why. I noticed his shirt he was trying to hide though. It said Hellfire on it. I know what that means. 

It means I have to see Eddie Munson for the first time in 2 years. A lot happened in my last 2 years of high school. Junior year was the hardest year of high school and I nearly drowned in classwork if it hadn’t been for Eddie. I tried to push him away, but he didn’t go away. In fact, it made him stick by my side more than before because he thought that I was sad and he wanted to cheer me up. He tried so hard to make me see the light and even would spend nights at my house to make sure that I slept. Senior year was hard during the fall and a breeze in the spring. I was so focused on college that I neglected him and didn’t know until near the end of the year that he was sinking in sadness. I should be a grown-up and apologize for not talking for 2 years. It was all my fault for never reaching out. Eddie had given me a number he could be reached at and had cried when I was leaving. He obviously cared and I pushed him away. I’m the worst. When I got to college, I just didn’t want to talk to anyone and I pushed people away. Sure, I made a few friends, but we’ve never had deep conversations. They’re casual friends. I talked weekly with Dustin and my mom because they’re family, but I never shared everything I was thinking.

I pull up to Hawkins High and park.  I turn on my music and I sit there waiting for Dustin. 

After a few minutes, there is still no sign of Dustin.

I turn off my car and head inside the school. I walk to the room where Hellfire is and I look in the small window on the door. I notice them all still playing.

I open the door and I exclaim “I take it this campaign is still going, oh brother of mine?” Dustin turns, shrieks a little, and says “Y/N! Sh**! I’m sorry.” I reply “Don’t worry about it. Keep playing. I’ll read my book.” I meet Eddie’s eyes and he smiles. I can’t help but smile back. It’s one of the first times I’ve genuinely smiled recently.

I walk over to near Eddie’s throne and I sit on my chair that I sat on for years when we would hang out here. It resembles an unfinished throne because Eddie and I never got around to finishing it. I would always want to do homework and Eddie always wanted to talk.

I open my book and start reading. I love to get lost in other people’s stories because it makes me forget about my life and my thoughts. I get lost in my book and honestly, I forget where I am until I feel someone’s hand in my hair messing it up. I jump up from my seat and I see Eddie standing over me. I ask “Oh hi. I’m sorry. Um did the game end?” He places his hand on my shoulder and answers “Yeah. It did. Did you get lost in your book again?” I answer “I did. Where did my brother go?” I stand up and Eddie says “He’s packing stuff up with Mike over there. Look, can we... can we talk?” I hear Dustin yell “I’m ready to go Y/N!”

I turn to Eddie and say “Pick me up at 9. We can go to our hill to talk.” I turn to leave and Eddie grabs my arm. He asks “How do I know you won’t leave me again and this isn’t some lie?” That. That hurt. I answer “I’m sorry for not calling. We can talk later. I promise. If not, you know where to find me and can bang down the front door.” Eddie nods and lets me go.

In my car, I turn on the music and I start driving to Mike’s house.

After dropping off Mike, Dustin asks “Can I sit in the front seat?” I nod and he moves up front. 

I start driving home.

Dustin asks “So what did you and Eddie talk about?” I answer “He saw I got lost in my book and told me the game ended. He also seemed sad that I never called him for 2 years.” He replies “I didn’t want to tell you I joined Hellfire because of it. He was excited to find out that I was related to you and even asked if you were dating anyone or had friends. He also asked about how you were and he said you weren’t happy the last 2 years of high school. I knew something was up, why didn’t you confide in me?” I answer “I just didn’t want to confide in anyone. I talked to a therapist about it and I’m trying to be better about it. Eddie... Eddie was the person I confided in when I went to high school. I don’t have that in college yet.” He replies “He would occasionally ask about you, but the more he did, the sadder he got. I always wondered why and I guess I know now. Look, sis, you can always talk to me. I’m here for you.” I reply “Thanks, Dustin. I don’t blame him for being upset. I wasn’t a good friend to him after I graduated. We haven’t talked since I left for college. I’m glad you’re happy in Hellfire and found a place to belong. I know that’s what Eddie always wanted for the club.” He asks “Were you in it?” I shake my head and answer “No. He could never convince a teacher to let us play in their room and we couldn’t become a real club with the two of us.” He asks “Was that a throne you were sitting in next to Eddie?” I answer “Yeah we never finished building it. It was supposed to be mine.” He replies “Eddie never lets anyone sit in it. He gets mad if anyone messes with it.” I half-smile and park at home. I get out and go to my room. I put together a bag for later. Eddie and I would meet at night at this hill that overlooked Hawkins. I would bring him food and he would bring a blanket for us to lay on + booze if it wasn’t a school night. I wouldn’t drink if it was the night before school or a big event. Sometimes I would even bake a batch of cookies and take a lot for us to snack on.

After family dinner, I put away all the food and make a separate container for Eddie. I also get a bag of cookies that I made last night.

Around 8:55, I walk outside and see Eddie’s van.  I get into the passenger seat and Eddie starts driving.

Eddie exclaims “I didn’t think you’d come... god what is that heavenly smell? I can’t tell if it’s you or the food.” I playfully slap him and answer “I brought you dinner and cookies.” He replies “Thanks. I have the blanket and the booze... ya know, I never got why you brought me food every time.” I reply “You told me once how it was just you and your Uncle. You also said neither of you really cooked and one of your favorite meals to make was cereal. I also have been to your place and seen your fridge. I know you don’t eat a lot, Eddie.” He replies “Well uh thanks then.” 

We drive in comfortable silence for the next 15 minutes until we get to our hill.

(Their hill is the one that Dustin sets his radio up on - as seen below)

We grab our stuff and hike up to the top.

Eddie spreads out the blanket and sits down.  I take a seat next to him and hand him the dinner. He hands me a beer and I pop it open.

I exclaim “I’m sorry for being the worst friend for years. During junior and senior year, do you remember when you thought I was sad and I was trying to distance myself from you?” Eddie answers “Yeah. I thought you hated me or were ashamed to be my friend.” I reply “No no. I never hated you and I was never ashamed of you. I was drowning in classwork and overthinking college decisions. The only one who saw that was you. You made sure I slept and constantly tried to make me smile. Meanwhile, you were slipping away and I realized too late how unhappy you were. You and I only ever confided in each other, but at a time you needed me, I neglected you. When I went to college, I thought I would make friends and be so happy. I do like my classes and the campus, but my friends are just casual friends. I never confided in them. I started sinking and I even saw a therapist. She told me I needed to apologize to you and start confiding in people to start healing.” I notice Eddie has tears in his eyes and I continue “I don’t hate you, Eddie. I don’t think I ever could. I love you, Eddie Munson. I was never ashamed to be your friend and am not ashamed to be your friend now if you’ll have me back in your life.” He pulls me into a big hug and pulls me onto the ground on top of him. 

Eddie exclaims “I love you, Y/N. I want you in my life as a friend and as something more.” I ask “Wait? Like a date?” He chuckles and answers “Yeah I want to take you on a date. I want to be your best friend that you can confide in and I want to be the boyfriend you can find happiness with.” I reply “Yeah I would like that too. I would like that very much.” He smiles and kisses me on the cheek. He holds out his pinky and exclaims “I need you to make a pinky promise.” I ask “What kind of pinky promise?” He pokes my cheek and laughs. He answers “I want you to promise not to leave me again. I missed you, Y/N. And you were right. I did need you the last couple of years and I had to get any info about you from your brother. It was getting embarrassing.” I laugh and wrap my pinky around his. I reply “I pinky promise I won’t leave you, Eddie. I think it’s really cute that you asked about me, especially to my brother.” He asks “Oh you think that was cute? Want to know what else is cute?” He moves his lips to hover over mine and I say “You can kiss me. You have my consent.” He smirks and closes the gap between us.

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THANKS for reading!! I appreciate your support.

[swinglowsweetbuckeroos]

No wonder Charlie hated Edward so much. Look at these facts from his limited knowledge:

- daughter possibly bullied at school on first day??? She’s quiet and keeps to herself. No big deal

- mr mysterioso just so happens to be near her to save her from a car accident that should’ve killed her. Pretty wild.

- his family has always been nice to you, so you don’t think much of it

- they start dating, whatever right??? But here’s where it gets spicy okay

- she goes to play baseball with them after you are formally introduced, comes home in a fit, and decides to go back home. She says some hurtful things which seems pretty out of character for her????

- edwart goes to visit after she dumped him and she ENDS UP IN THE HOSPITAL??? I’m no mathematician but I know what 2+2 is

- they’re back together. They go to prom. It’s whatever.

- her mannerisms are changing. She’s pretty clingy to Edward and is obsessive about her age???? But maybe it’s dismissible.

- it’s her 18th birthday, she goes to a party at his house, comes back cut up???? Her and Edward seem rocky. Again, 2+2. I love Carlisle but at this point, I’d be questioning if Carlisle was involved in a coverup

- Edwart dumps her hard and she goes into a fugue state in the woods. When she comes back, she’s catatonic. She’s in a depressive state for MONTHS. I’m wondering wtf happened in the woods. Was she assaulted? What did he say to her? What did he do???

- she has horrific nightmares now, probably linked to whatever Edwart did before he abandoned her in such a state in the woods. She also apologizes for bleeding, Y I K E S

- you could also suspect an abusive relationship with Jacob when she comes home with a big cut on her forehead and won’t tell you where it’s from, but you know who she was with. Abuse can be a pattern, but you know the Blacks and Jacob would never, right?

- you hear about the cliff jumping because obviously people talk, and given her depressive state, it sounds horribly suicidal and matches the other behaviors

- she finally starts functioning again but then runs off for DAYS without calling and then comes back with Edwart and his shady family

- they’re engaged???? WHY

- Hes possessive and jealous. She can’t be around her best friends. He’s constantly starting arguments and isolating her from her family and friends. He’s telling her where she can and can’t go.

- she goes on a camping trip??? Comes back CUT UP AGAIN

- they’re getting married. And on their honeymoon, Bella gets suspiciously sick and is gone for MONTHS??? No one will tell you what’s happening and they won’t let you see your daughter. I’d be wondering what Edwart did to her and if he was about to kill her.

I’ll end it before the resume stuff but come on. At the very least, he suspected some of these things and thought Edwart was shady. Charlie is supposed to be the chief of police. His best friend already doesn’t trust the cullens, and with all this going on and his limited knowledge and observations from Bella, this is consistent with patterns of domestic abuse and I’m angry it’s not addressed. Like we know Eddy Boi wasn’t an abuser, but anyone not in the know in Forks would have suspected abuse if they were following along???

Chalk it up to lazy writing I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️

[shipppphappens]

Zoey's extraordinary dreams

WTF was that!? I am still processing that episode and I am still not to be sure if should be pissed by what happened.

When I saw it the first time I was totally distracted by Skylar Astin's awesome performance and my head saying the whole time "No! NO! NO! NO!", the second time I get more of what they said. But step by step.

Jenna and Maggie are pure gold and Jenna's heartsong was so funny and how often I think someone stays there with a blinking sign and no one realizes. Yeah, Zoey can with her powers.

BUT (maybe little spoiler from the promo) when I saw that guy, I was "the new guy" in a second. But when you think Max and Zoey is to soon, this is to soon in your face big time. I also waiting for Howie to come back for that part.

SPRQPoint is a kindergarten, but for now in a funny and good way. And I will bet all my money Tobin and MacKenzie will hook up at some point.

I really liked "Hart knock life" from the guys.

But I don't get warm with George. His eggbar was so stupid and all of his behavoir is so annoying. Nobody can be that dumb and naiv and work at a place like that.

Emily and David are so cute and I can so relate to their lack of sleep. My daughter is 5 and my son is 2, I think the last time I wasn't tired is 6 years ago.

I like the friendship between Zoey and Simon and I am happy he just wants her to be happy and is there for her, but I am still so pissed about a thing that's annoyes me since forever. Why thinks Zoey she can't talk to Max about her grief or her feelings? What did they talk about the 5 years before? Isn't a best friend for talking about all that stuff?

And Mo and Eddie break up? Serious? Was that the episode for heartbreaking? And for what was all the drama at the end of the season?

So and last but not least the whole Max and Zoey mess. The one thing that annoyes me the most is the deep fall from last week. What happened to the Zoey, who wants to f*** Max so bad, duetting with him, opens about her feelings and then we came back to that episode to see almost the opposite? Are you kidding me?

I feel so sorry for Max. I think he doesn't do anything wrong, just maybe to tell Simon he is in a relationship with Zoey. That wasn't maybe his call and maybe a moment to soon, but Zoey doesn't act like he is wrong till that. He was sleeping at her mothers home, cooking for her, cleaning her dishes, all total domestic and he get in return is a Zoey who totally build up her walls.

Like I said last week, he has to deal with a lot of things in that relationship but he really tried to make her happy and to help Zoey to carry on.

I heared the song from Max again a day before the episode aired and was touched deep inside about it. The way Skylar Astin is singing that song is beautiful. And then I saw that scene and was closer to tears then at the end of season 1.

I am sure Max sang the same song when Zoey doesn't want to tell him. A great idea by the way that we can't see or hear the song. And if I am right, I think she wouldn't tell cause she doesn't want to loose or hurt him. But I totally understand Max. If my man could read my mind, I would become crazy.

And now to the hard part. I have to admit I really thought that show will not go that way. 2 weeks ago I was thinking please no break. I am a kid of the nineties, I grew up with FRIENDs. If I ever will hear the sentence "We were on a break" again, I will scream.

First time I see that scene I was kind of mad why Zoey is so cold to Max when he is singing his whole feelings but when I saw it again I didn't think so anymore. She is totally affraid of doing anything to loose him or hurting him or even talk about her feeling. Zoey knows when she said all that to him, for now it is the end. And that's why I can live with that for now. She really want to be with him but it is not the right time. I am so unhappy about all that, but I have still all the hopes for these two. It is not about she is still not sure who she wants, she knows it is Max. Now it is time for her soul to heal.

I really hope there will be still a lot of Max and Zoey scenes, cause they are just cute as hell together AND I still want a Skylar Astin song in every episode cause Skylar Astin. That's all.

[flying-elliska]

Since I know you're watching 9-1-1 now, I would want to hear your thoughts on that show! (You can also add 9-1-1: Lone star there or do it separately. Your choice. 🙂)

yess thank you i love this game !!!!

9-1-1

The first character I first fell in love with: honestly i was a bit eh whatever about all of them at first

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: but they all really grew on me, the character development is awesome, it’s the rare ensemble show where i’m never bored no matter who takes center focus. but ESPECIALLY Buck like his first few scenes I was like oh great another procedural douchebag whose assholery is glamorized like Tony from NCIS but thank god it’s 2021 things have changed. (I haven’t watched a procedural in a long time lmao). Now he’s honestly one of my favorite characters ever, which i did not see coming. the Buck Begins episode was like, so cathartic, it fucking killed me. i’m still processing.

The character everyone else loves that I don’t:  hmm idk i’m pretty on par with the fandom most of the time

The character I love that everyone else hates: not sure either except i don’t like how parts of the fandom vilify female characters

The character I used to love but don’t any longer: can’t think of any

The character I would totally smooch: every time Buck and Taylor were on the screen together last episode i was like stop I’m too bi for this, help. this show is just full of hot people in general it’s great

The character I’d want to be like: honestly Hen has got it going on, she’s warm and competent and funny, she has a beautiful rocket scientist wife and an adorable family, she’s going after a new dream at 40, she has just great chill vibes, so she is absolutely goals for me. (without the cheating bit that sucked)

The character I’d slap: none of the core cast their lives are already dangerous enough. Maybe Hen’s awful ex. Or no, Buck’s parents. Absolutely Buck’s parents. Worst parents ever. Seriously.

A pairing that I love: Maddie and Chimney are super sweet, I love them. I love Athena and Bobby and their family thing with Michael and David, the whole dynamic is just awesome. I love the unconventional families in the show. Also I do ship Buddie, I think they have great chemistry and the slow burn potential would be next level. That said, I’m annoyed at the fandom’s insistance that they have to be in love because Buck helps out a lot with Chris it just feels so ...Weirdly heteronormative to me. Real talk, this happened in my own life, some of my mom’s best friends helped raise me and it was totally platonic, I love the idea that your friends can help with the kids and vice versa, and the idea i’ve seen going around that it’s ‘abnormal’ or whatever is just...so narrow minded and obsessed with the nuclear family as the only valid family unit which is so regressive and the show is absolutely not about. Anyway yeah and if that can’t happen I do think Buck and Taylor have potential if they write them as friends first, I really liked their scenes last episode.

A pairing that I despise: i didn’t like Hen’s cheating story line, honestly. Doug and Maddie were horrible together but like, obviously on purpose. Also not to sound like a disgruntled shipper but Eddie and Ana are super cringe so far. Her first ep was about her not knowing how to deal with Christopher, not a great start and that last episode... WTF was that are we sexualizing somebody being an elementary school teacher teaching math now who even came up with this like ????? i don’t want these

Lone Star :

The first character I first fell in love with:  TK, troubled gay sweetheart with attachment issues, what’s not to love

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Tommy and Nancy are awesome and I want to see more of them and more of the paramedic squad. Tommy is such a badass (also Gina Torres <3 <3) and I love Nancy’s sarcastic humor, and their dynamic with TK, it’s so fresh and funny.

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: can’t think of one

The character I love that everyone else hates: same

The character I used to love but don’t any longer: Owen. He was great at the start, we need more fathers that are so openly caring and affectionate, he can be a great supportive captain. But then at some point it became clear he’s written as a vanity character for the actor, a male Mary Sue, he can’t go wrong, he always has to be the hero at the center of every plot line, the show spends so much time on his petty drama about his hair or not being able to get it up while more interesting characters are kept in the background...it’s annoying, super frustrating, and it makes him a lot less interesting. every convo I have with @beeexx about the show sooner or later turns to ‘we want less Owen’ lmao

The character I would totally smooch: again, too many hot characters in this show, impossible to choose

The character I’d want to be like: Marjan, just so badass, secure in her own identity, funny, amazing, roller derby queen, she deserves better plotlines

The character I’d slap: Owen in s2 like what the hell dude. Carlos’ father also came close last ep

A pairing that I love: Tarlos, obviously, great chemistry and everything, would be better if we actually saw what’s happening with them. Grace and Judd are super sweet and I can’t wait to know more about them next ep.

A pairing that I despise: Owen and Gwyn were so annoying and immature, they tried to sell us that they were this great love when they couldn’t spend 5 minutes without arguing and then they decide to have a baby together when they were never able to pay attention to their son properly like what the fuck ???? i don’t want to see them fighting about bowls gtfo. Also the thing with Marjan with her fiancé, a lot of Muslim fans have said that it was a bad cliché so I’ll leave it at that.

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This right now though. OMG.

Oh no. Buck doesn't have a kid to say bye to. Or so he and others thinks. We know!

Modeling! Modeling?

You tell him Eddie. You tell him!

He misses hearing you voice at night! Omg!

I miss you too buck fuck!

I've officially left my body

The fake smile buck plasters on is real when it comes to Christopher

I'm deceased y'all

Eddie grounding buck as he's thinking of the Bombing no!

Don't do anything stupid while I'm not watching your back okay?

Eddie I always care Diaz fuck!

They're back from Austin and oh no the parents are coming. Fuck!

Buck's triggered by explosives this is both ironic and deeply sad. No.

Shit he just revealed that he's seeing a therapist on accident

Buck called them but they never answer him any time. Fuck. I'm crying. You deserve better man.

Yeah Buck you've grown so much since you joined the 118 and left home buddy you did good!

I fell asleep I was so tired lol.

The parents are here. They're judging. Ugh. I hate it here.

The parents thinking buck freeloaders off of Chimney because he's comfortable there when he's practically family and now he's gonna be regardless of what they say or do I'm crying

Excuse you Buckley's telling Maddie off for leaving Doug then invalidating buck's trauma when you weren't ever around to see it his he nearly died and lived through an event filled with both pain and death surrounding him

Oh no fuck he just admitted he's in love with Eddie while talking about the Tsunami and Christopher OMG

They just found buck on the side of the road and they reveal he's adopted while arguing with him no that's why they're detached of him

Buck's running, it's his turn now, only he's, he needs time to think, to process, Oh, Maddie knew he was adopted but not that they didn't even want him ouch why

Gdi no buck staring in the mirror and thinking his birth mother didn't want him since he was just left to be found by the Buckley's buddy it may hurt but you are a wonderful guy my man and that's without the Buckleys help you did so much after you left home bud but Maddie loves you okay gdi

No one's ever wanted him everybody always leaves ouch but looks whose here now you've still got the station and the 118 and Eddie and Chris cough because they're both together with the others and an individual group

Punching the mirror no buck oh God he's stress baking Bobby would be startled and proud you've picking up his coping habits man

And Eddie's now just there watching buck at the punching bag looking fine as hell and here for him but not knowing God Chimney didn't tell him yet

Buck's crying in the locker room Eddie's sitting next to him and they never even wanted buck ouch

Eddie's hugging him now fuck I'm soft let this boy find peace it's okay buck Eddie's here for you man

Eddie kissing buck's head I'm dead

You tell him Eddie we're here for you I'm here for you buck hell yeah use your words bud good for you

Buck is trapped in the warehouse and falls into water triggering memories of his past holy shit

Modeling buck's modeling sounds about right totally possible

His arms in a cast fucking hell poor guy can't catch a break but you're alive buck and that's good you can heal and hopefully it's not too bad

What the fuck he's thinking about high school Oh no his parents didn't answer and what he's a teenager in the hospital alone!

Buck sending photos to Maddie of his travels like the post cards tho

Wtf someone tried to murder him or caused an accident and hurt buck because they were jealous of his parents owning company how ironic since they barely care

Oh buck 1.0 starts in South America while bartender huh

Buck's lover is an older man omg

No he was a married man and Buck didn't know he didn't mean to the guy cheated on his wife!

Buck's gonna be a seal now

Oh the old college house with buck's room mates from s1 he's starting his fire academy training

Buck feels guilty for taking up space in the hospital even though he's legit hurt my guy please stop and yes Eddie's here for you he's your best friend and he loves you

Did Eddie lie saying they're married please tell me he did that old trope alive and kicking yes!

Buck wakes and wants to confront his parents one last time before they leave OMG they're still here

Eddie freaked out at the thought of losing buck just the same as Buck did when he was buried

Oh fuck the Buckleys are alone in Chimney's place and Buck's gonna confront them alone with Eddie outside waiting I can't you can do this buddy get your closure man

You deserve so much buck like you deserve to be happy to man

Buck distancing himself by calling them by their first names

Yes buck use what you learned in therapy bro your techniques

He's not your Evan he's Buck! Say it right Phil and Marge !

Buck standing up to them

They put all that responsibility on Maddie who was barely 9 or 10

Buck tried pleasing them but it never worked they don't love him

I Have My Own Family! YES! 118

Buck left his toxic parents for one last time and didn't look back Bye!

Buck doesn't detach from Maddie by calling her his sister, he really loves her with all his heart she isn't like their horrible parents

Maddie kept everything is that really surprising though yes!

All his letters and photos like that postcard from before I'm crying

Everything Buck sent was an escape for Maddie from Doug the dog she wanted to be with he little brother and now they're together here with chimney and everyone

Buck is a Buckley whether they like it or not he's Maddie's brother!

“Look through the photos Buck. Remember who you are, and who you’ve grown to be. I’m so proud of you, alright?” Maddie whispers, kissing his forehead when Buck nods, a small smile on his face before he walks Maddie through the door. - Put this on my tombstone. I'm blown away now.

The good parts and the bad parts of your past all add up to being who you are you experienced it and grew from it your life things changed and so did you for the better you're wonderful buddy

Buck's heart was locked away to protect it but someone hurting him again but they got in and they love him he's theirs and they're his

I'm trying to not cry right now

Buck's got a home to go to you say would it be a place where he's not really a guest at maybe hmm ?

OMG they were dating pre pandemic and Eddie asked him to move in with him with them fuck but Buck couldn't say yes yet he still had stuff to work through

Buck's walls were no match to Eddie and Chris slowly coming in and alerting his world for the better guys I'm losing it here

“I love you, Eddie. I’ve loved you for so damn long and I’m tired of letting fear and insecurities stop me from going further in my life.” - I'm still screaming at this shit fuck

Eddie waited buck's ready now

He's ready to go public and to move in and for what's to come

Buck knows who he is and that he chooses the Diaz boys Yes!