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ghfhffuck
#🍀#listen#as much as i joke about brojob#i really wanna give him one.#i really am satisfied thinking about both uhh#configurations#as well#fuck just imagining swirling his head with my tongue#running a fingertip up the shaft and seeing him twitch#or pushing him back and taking him all in my mouth#eating him like my last meal#ghfhdgfhfbfhbfjfhffhh#im so fukcing hard i need him so bad#bend over let me cling to you#auaghh#no homo#editing to add if he doesn’t let me get him off tonight im really gonna do it this time#the shaft. the shaft. HIS shaft#it’s just too real. it’s too real#he’s too real#ghhhhh i need to smell him
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#Saw a man bite straight through a chicken bone on YouTube.#I was gripped. In awe.#A jaw strength rivaled only by - I thought to myself - Present Mic#can't even remember how I got onto the video but it's stuck with me ever since#he had a captivating positive vibe. I would enjoy a meal with him. The chicken looked a little underdone though#bnha#mha#shouta aizawa#hizashi yamada#present mic#bnha comic#not even technically a comic this bad boy is two slides#always thinking about the rooftop gang naming Sushi like 'whats everyones favourite food?'#and Yamada says 'fried chicken' like that would be the best name for a cat- actually. you know what. that is a pretty good name for a cat#Might call my next tarantula Fried Chicken. Who knows?#Edited the last panel to take out the speech bubble cause it looked like I was implying it was weird to eat bone marrow#But I meant the entire bone itself like the crunchy bit#But apparently they do that in some places so I thought that it might come across as a bit insensitive and I didnt wanna get cancelled.#eat bones if you want I would love to eat bones but I'm a coward#It's not really a thing in the UK I don't think. I've never seen anyone do it. I guess we just produce a lot of food waste.#so nobody was going to tell me you could eat bones? I just had to find out myself on Youtube?
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more kitchen vibes. + they made their neopets faeriesonas.
#witch hat tag#orufrey#kitchen is so mental. i think qifrey must have liked spice as a kid due to having high pain tolerance🥲thats all i can say as a spice hater#me also next time i'm eating a beloathed spicy meal: But qifrey likes it💗 *withstands the fire as i reach for the water* Oh olly<3#i actually dreamt last night the ending song animation was leaked and qifrey kissed him in it. thought that was a bit much.#but who knows with them. Who knows.#also i dreamt about a week ago that i was walking through a golden field thinking 'i'm so glad she made arkco real at the end of the manga'#i was so happy. i conjure beautiful futures in my slumbers
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look at how fucking stupid he looks like
#i need him to fuck me till all liquids come out of my body and then eat my out like it his last meal#virtual bunny talks#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo#gojo x reader#saturo gojo
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Thinking that this time you’ll be the one in charge when your f/o gives you head, that this will be the time where you’ll sit on his face, force him to swallow your juices and stroke his hair while praising him, but instead once again turning into a puddle and whimpering nonstop the moment his tongue hits your clit
#f/o imagines#nsft self shipping#nsft self ship#nsft self shipping imagine#self ship imagine#self shipping#self ship#the struggle between wanting to dominate my f/o vs wanting him to eat me out like I’m his last meal 😭😭
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#there's a flood coming to my city 😬#the wave is supposed to hit tomorrow at night#i'm a bit worried?#they say it's gonna be similae to 1997#which is. not good.#everyone at work was panicking which did not help#they said the water is almost sold out in shops#and i couldn't go to the shop to buy it because i was. at work.#so i messaged my dad and he bought some for me and he'll drive over to bring it to me#his town doesn't have a big river so you can still buy water there lmao#i asked him to buy me some non perishable food like rice crackers while he was at it too#and now i'm scared that he and my mom will buy out the entire shop and i'll have to eat those things for months 😬#they can be like that sometimes haha#yeah they most definitely will bring over the whole car full of food what do i do 😭#anyway my main concern is the lack of electricity because the stupid stove in this flat doesn't use gas ;_;#gotta charge the powerbanks 💪#people are also worried that we'll go to work tomorrow and then it'll turn out the road is flooded and we'll have to stay at work overnight#lmaoooo why won't the company just give everyone the week off?? (because of capitalism)#my sister has a two months old baby and she is leaving the city tonight to stay with our grandma#they do need clean water for the baby and the government recommended the children and the elderly to evacuate#i'd evacuate myself if it wasn't for my work 😭 (capitalism)#aghhh i'm sure it's not gonna be that bad#it's just my first flood you see#well technically the second one because i was born in 1997 hahaha but yeah. yeah.#i do like my warm meals and hot tea and i do like to shower#i do hope it'll last 2 days max!! but a friend says it can last longer depending on the damage ;_;#i know i can't really complain because i at least live on the 5th floor#my sister lives on the first floor. right by the river. yeah...#not to mention the people in surrounding villages#someone at work said that the water reached the third floor in some places in 1997 wtf 😭
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man i think i’m 5 seconds away from a mental breakdown
#I’m actually running out of money now despite working 6 days a week and making 6 figures#Because I bought my acreage with my brother and factored him paying 1/3 of the expenses BUT he’s decided to be unemployed for 1.5 years#I pay the mortgage mortgage insurance utilities internet groceries#I have $800/month in student loan payments#I have to spend like $150/week on gas because my commute is 2 hrs round trip every day#I only eat one meal a day usually because I don’t have the time to grocery shop or cook usually and my brother only cooks for himself#I do all of the chores and at least 1/2 of the yard work#I have the heaviest workload of any of my coworkers (which has been acknowledged but my manager says his hands are tied#Because if he took work off of my plate he’s have to give it to someone else and there is no one else)#I’m being severely underpaid at my job ($4 under the STARTING wage for a pharmacist now despite me working there for 3 years.#But I “got the largest raise last year” lmfao#I’ve been seeing someone but he works nights and his schedule is wack and it results in me going to bed at 3am some nights#I’m also on call this week so I have to be ready to answer calls at any time past 11pm#My hair is legit pulling out in clumps and my hair is half of my personality :(#i’m about to mcfuckin lose it#Brain feels like mashed potato#Oh also I’m on my fucking period
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i watched wickeddddddd
#all i can think abt rn tho#is that i didn’t have time to eat beforehand so i ate dinner at like 10:30 or 11 or smth#and my stomach rly hurts now lolol 🫠#like this always happens when i eat too late like after kinda skipping the usual meal time#maybe ate too fast maybe ate too spicy lol#ANYWAY WlCKEDWAS GOOD#there were a bunch of kids in front of us who started singing along to popular lol 😭#and the last note of defying g/ravity 💀💀#i was like trying not to be annoyed bc like i understand i’m not even a huge previous fan or anything and i wanted to sing along to popular#but it was kinda funny bc my hand just involuntarily shot out in like a ‘woah chill shush’ gesture lmao 😭#also i am like slightly familiar w the musical and have listened to the soundtrack a couple times#but never enough to look into the lyrics and the story#so it was cool to finally get the whole context behind the songs i’m somewhat familiar with#esp like defyi g gravity which i actually know all the lyrics for lmao but just never what they actually meant in the story LOL#i’m familiar enough w the music that as soon as for good even looks like it’s starting in the next part#i’m just gonna burst into tears going to drown in tears#it was rly good i cried twice 😭😭😭#also LOL i have only ever seen jo/nathan b/ailey in h/eartstopper his little guest role#and ngl having only seen that i was like#i mean yeah he’s conventionally attractive but why r ppl so obsessed w him#but now i kinda get it LOL#kinda sad bc i saw it w friends and i won’t be able to see the next part w them probably 🥹🥹#idk ig never say never bc i don actually know what my job and time off looks like#i probably could like i probably have access to that info but idk it LOL#but yeah 😔 at least we saw this part and it was fun yay#anyway 💀 some random thoughts for ya for tn LOL#jeanne talks
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need to suck on william's clit so bad
#i would eat him out like crazy. like im starving. like its my last fucking meal on earth#sorry my demons
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SATAN BEACH UR CARD VIDEO IS UNDER THE READ MORE
Listen I am absolutely not losing my fucking mind over the new SATAN BEACH CARD
Like HOLY SHIT he's so fucking hot and they've never given him a beach UR+ card before and I'm like frothing at the mouth because I need it
LIKE look at HIMMMMMM
HES SO FUCKING SEXY AND HOT
HES NOT JUST A SNACK
HE IS THE WHOLE GOD DAMN MEAL
I'd LET THAT MAN DO SO MANY THINGS TO ME
Like LISTEN THATS MY MANS RIGHT THERE
Kgzyskkdylxhkgzzgmzkh
LIKE THIS IS me RN HOLY FUCKKKKK
So in honor of his new beach card I made a video
As UR Local SATAN OBSESSED BLOG
So enjoy me being a simp lol
#obey me#obey me satan#obey me shall we date#shall we date#satan obey me#and he loves cats#obey me catan#satan and his cats#why am i like this#why am I losing my goddamn mind over Satan and his new fucking beach card because oh my God#that man is so fucking fine like who gave him the right to look so hot#like that man could do bad things to me and I would have no complaints about it because you know what I LOVE HIM SO MUCH#lIKE WE DONT HAVE TIME TO UNPACK THE FACT I SAY HE COULD EAT ME LIKE HIS LAST MEAL OR ID DRINK HIM UP LIKE IM A MAN WALKING THRU THE#he could kabedon me and i wouldn't complain#that MAN HAS A DEATH GRIP ON ME AND I'M ABSOLUTELY ENAMORED WITH HIM#like BOY GOD DAMNNNNN#obey me new cards#shit post#my video#BOY HE IS HOT AS HELLL#iD JUMP THAT MANS BONES SO FAST LIKE U HAVE NO IDEA#SIR U R DOING THINGS TO ME AND IM OBSESSED#PIN ME UP AGAINST A WALL AND WHISPER IN MY EAR HOW IM HIS GOOD KITTY#okay imma stop#before I say more things in these tags that nobody's going to read that is going to call me out and expose me
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“isadora you were supposed to make me a grilled cheese sandwich” my brother you are twenty years old
#he was a line cook for years what is he talking about he can’t make a grilled cheese sandwich hello#where did he get it into his head I’m supposed to#I have never ever ever in my life ever made my little brother anything so like#also never mind the line cook he’s made his own meals the last five years to the point where he won’t eat what everyone else is eating#he cooks separately bc he eats a specialized diet so. why am I suddenly responsible for making him a grilled cheese sandwich
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sometimes i’ll just stare at my own matt’s because he’s so beautiful. and not in a boastful way, i mean it wasn’t me it was god, she was guiding my hand to portray a perfect guy. i’m just the vessel, just your everyday matthew munch
#eats that boy up like he’s my last meal#i need a boyfriend so i can get over him#i need a girlfriend so i can get over julchen#.sendpost#hws canada
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ghhh i miss being in israel so bad
#like yeah it sucks ass there but istg i miss it so bad#like my view of being there is very specific because it’s always like just for family and friends no work or school or anything but still.#i need the vibes and the food and sjfkkf#i need the food so bad#theres like nearly nothing good to eat in aus unless you eat out#and im aware the good food in israel is eating out too BUT there is a difference between the expensive food in australia and the pastries in#israel which are like 14 shekels for 3 pastries and thats like a whole meal ur full#14 shekels in AUD would be roughly like. $5#ah shir#$5.60#meanwhile to get actually good food here its like 13$ for hotpot (which is cheap for food here)#or like 25$ for lasagna#and like what else is there. no clue i dont know#at least this one supermarket finally stocks israeli pickles again FINALLY#and the good brand too#finally had people (my parents) telling me off for eating pickles and drinking milk like one after the other as if thats not a normal thing#(its not a normal thing)#(but its my thing. pickles and milk <3)#omg once in israel right#i was at my paternal grandmas house with my dad grandma and my dads friend#and we were playing cards and shit and eating pickles#and i just sort of ate one pickle in like one bite i guess?? idk? (and these are like the medium 7-9 in a can not even small 10-11 in a can)#and this just made my dads friend CRACK UP like it was rhe funniest thing hed seen#like my guy u grew up with nu pogodi. youve seen funnier#but whatever it was hilarious he found it so entertain how i just practically swallowed it up#hes so silly i love him#i dont think i saw him last time i went to israel cos i was only there like tue-fri like 3 nights or something#fjdjkgkfjt i miss israel so much#such a shithole but its my shithole <3 miss it so much
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meeting new people is so scary cause what do i do if they ask 'what do you like to do?' UHHH?? THAT OLD MAN?? MY HOBBY IS DROOLING AT THAT 50 YEAR OLD DEVIL HUNTER?? MANIFESTATING FOR THAT OLD MAN'S DICK?? THATS ALL I DO??
#chainsaw man#csm#kishibe#kishibe csm#i need that old man's dick#i need him to eat my pussy like its his last meal#what is wrong with me
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OH MY GOD *fucking combusts*
#dislyte#falken#falken dislyte#OMG HES SO BEAUTIFUL HOLY FUCKINF SHIT#HOLDS HIM#OMGGGGF#I EAT FALKEN CONTENT UP LIKE ITS MY LAST MEAL#HES SO PRETTY#IMMA SIMPLY#JUST#PASS AWAY#SCREAMS
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YAMATO NEW NAKAMA PLEASE 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️LUFFY PLEASE!!!!
#do kaido and big mom end up in the same hole??? lmaoo yamato get luffy!!! hell yes!!!#now a military trial for all the beast pirates come on!!! everyone to udon jail#APOO IS STILL ALIVE???. FUCK OFF!!!!!!!#i understand law is not on a state to be a medic but marco.... pick up some slack....#toko :((( no fucking way they are coming out of the hole..... they aren't.... the better not....#HIYORI!!!! no reunion??? :((#tama first girl to adopt a mother... also why do they have the same eyes... also is nami not enough for you.... or luffy.... your uncle...#hiyori girl dont kneel.... thats your 8 year old brother.... tama backstory omg.... tama dont cry omg.... she's gonna make me cry too...#izo is dead for real.... he was shown on the dead people highlight reel.... omg.... kinemon looking like a proud dad...#that hiyori and momo reunion.... i need more... what was that....#episode 1078#talking tag#watching one piece#who tf is that talking to the cp0...#hawkins is alive.... oh now he regrets it.... now he is dead... well.....#can't believe izo is dead... marco saying he cant believe he is alive... WELL YOU FOUGHT TWO TIMES AND THEM DID FUCK ALL WHILE IZO DIED????#i am so mad at this man you dont understand. HIYORI DROPKICKED MOMO AJSHAJA YEAHHH!!!#luffy and zoro waking up at the same time... it started with them too... oof#in my bliss of luffy winning and gear 5 and all i hadn't realised my pink haired samurai hasn't appeared in a while... i fear the worst....#i love how luffy having a meal is animated like a fight... omg zoro too... using his three head technique...#nami being the first to hit momo akdjaks. well deserved also#yamato not bathing or eating for zoro and luffy and hiyori bathing zoro ajdhskjs. omg this looks like sanji is jealous FA-#nami having to think hard about who bathes where lmao sanji and brook need an execution#OTAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING AJDHSJSHSJ ME ASF ALSO SORRY. also where tf is robin. DID THEY TAKE HER??? oh nvm there is another group...#kid you are so right he is annoying. kill him. come on!!! SAKAZUKI DIE!!!! they just wanna make me mad atp... ALSO WHERE IS ROBIN??#episode 1079#why is there a country with a giant picture of sabo in their clock tower lmaoo#luffy looks so little beside yamato omg.... omg soul king brook ft kozuki hiyori rock version.... AND I DONT GET TO HEAR IT????#robin with her poneglyphs of course.... AND BROOK OWES HER TWO MORE!!!!#MOMOS GRANDFATHER???? AND HE TOOK CARE OF TAMA WHO HAS ORICHIS LAST NAME!!!
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