#eat the British beans

[crayonurchin]

Respectfully, if you guys actually TRIED hienz beans on crisp buttered toast with your choice of brown sauce or ketchup, you might realise that joy can be easily attained

[farawaywiththefairies]

there is just something about seeing an older man being gentle and kind with a tiny animal ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა

[jrueships]

2 toxic mentally ill men saying exaaaaactly to each other

[runandhideguys]

that new thing where usamericans have started using more cockney adjacent accents to imitate british ppl they don’t like is kinda… idk it feels off,, esp when they’re using slang that’s attributed more to working class people. like what happened to making fun of posh people 🤨 i promise you boris johnson and jk rowling are not the ones saying bruv or innit

[heavenbarnes]

seen americans online slagging off a jacket potato with baked beans and shredded cheese on top- as if that’s not one of the best meals you’ll ever try in your life

[vexysmexy]

thinking about that time when King Charles off handedly said “let them eat baked beans” and almost started a British revolution

[zerothisnero]

Thinking about that one time when I asked my friend what was the scariest thing about my B.E.N and they responded with "well I mean nothing can top the horror of you making them british"

So yeah if you ever wanna make a horror character just make them british or something idk it works for me pretty well

[robotpussy]

everybody stop this madness hobie (spidey punk) is not eating fucking beans on toast HE IS EATING FOOD WITH FLAVOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[orchidvioletindigo]

I can't find it now but a few months ago I made a post that was like "Mmm beans and rice" and somebody I had never seen or spoken to before replied to it saying that I have the palette of a British person

[peachcapybara]

Yesterday I woke up from a actual stress dream abt British people’s food it was one of those videos where British kids eat American food and they made me eat like a bunch of beans on toast and shit LIKE FORCED ME TO

[thoselethalarts]

I've been yelling about this on twitter since last night now but I actually cannot stop thinking about the worlds worst baked potato that the TWST writers made our boys eat during the White Rabbit event. The writers got me fucked up waking up in cold sweats thinking about this fuckin thing, fuckin baked potato full of beans, chili, tuna, mayo, corn, sour cream, and avocado. Putting all these horrible ingredients in a baked potato and trying to say that both

A) baked beans is a standard ingredient for a baked potato and B) that all of that would be good together IN a potato and that EPEL AND DEUCE ACTUALLY LIKE IT???

[wigglesforsquiggles]

4, 11 and 21 :D

4. favourite dish specific for your country?

ooo tbis is a hard one. as opposed to the seemingly general consensus online that england has bad food, there's actually so much to choose from

i personally LOVE roast dinners (a roast meat, roast potatoes, veg like green beans parsnips suede etc, gravy, sometimes yorkshire pudding and red currant jelly). i had them once a week at school (normally wednesdays), but traditionally you have them on sundays with your family!

they're a classic pub dish, and are hard to mess up spectacularly. my favourite roast flicks between roast belly of pork or roast shoulder of lamb. sadly they're not vegan so u can't try one rain but they're a BANGER meal 10/10

also another banger is a full english breakfast. BEST hangover food ever i will fight you. also good airport breakfast

11. favourite native writer/poet?

england has a LOT of poets and writers to choose from, many of which are well known (not by me though).

i'm not much of a poetry enthusiast and i don't read books v often so i don't rly have an opinion on this. aaa i'll say virginia woolf bc she was indirectly involved in me asking out my gf

21. if you could send two things from your country into space, what would they be?

if it was for aliens species to enjoy.... a box set and dvd player of all of doctor who, i think they'd enjoy seeing what we think aliens are

ive never rly watched doctor who past a few episodes here and there, but it IS a british staple so

that and maybe a can of heinz baked beans :D

[basilhater]

BASIL SUCKS HE IS THE WORST

There are many reasons why I hate Basil and I’m here to talk about it. He’s dumb, stupid, an idiot, annoying, pathetic, puny, weak, a little runt. There are so many things I could say about him that I hate and I could go on but I’ll stop with the adjectives for now. When Aubrey pushed him into that lake he should have stayed there and drowned. He’s a yucky little piss poop boy who probably needs help wiping his butt after he uses the bathroom. I hope all of his plants die. I hope they rot and collapse and melt and the sun fucking annihilates them and makes him so sad he’ll want to jump back in that lake. do better Aubrey. I want to put rubber bands around him and watch him explode like a watermelon and laugh when he does because it would be so funny to hear him scream and cry like a little bitch. basil just infuriates me when I see him and his face is so dumb. I wish you would be like sunny and stay inside his house but never come out, ever ever ever. I want to punt him to the sun, punch his face till it caves in and break his ankles. Little stupid flower boy. If he was a cardboard cutout I would laugh at him and kick him. Why is his green. Is he a plant???? I hope he turns into one and dies too. I would laugh at him if he fell down stairs because he’s so pathetic. He is probably such an ugly crier that not even hero or mari would want to go near him when he’s sobbing like a puny little pathetic baby. Speaking of mari, I would willingly blame her death on him if I was Sunny so I could watch his life fall apart as the people around him that he loved the most turned on him. I would cackle. He also can’t swim, pathetic. He looks British and I hate British people. He probably wakes up every morning and goes “I want a cuppa tea” or some shit idfk what British people say but they’re dumb. I would use his grandmas ashes to bake a cake instead of flower and then shove his face in it and force him to eat it. I would then cremate him and also turn him into a cake to feed it to his absent parents. I would laugh when I tell them that it’s their son and they probably wouldn’t even care because who wants a stupid ugly green bitchboy watermelon disgusting British boy for a son. Like I wouldn’t smh. His grandma probably wants to murder him, because I definitely would if I had to live with that little fucker. He makes me so mad. Cry little stupid ugly little boy, cry and sob, cry till your tear ducts dry out because you don’t have enough water because you’re a plant and I didn’t water you because I want you to wilt you stupid little green watermelon boy. I HATE BASIL HE SUCKS HES THE WORST AND I ENVER WANT TO SEE HIS FACE. I THROW UP WHEN I SEE IT. I GAG. BASIL MAKES ME WANT TO MURDER SOMEONE, SPECIFICSLLY HIM. SCREW BASIL. I need an omori game without him, please omocat. I beg of you. #antibasil because he sucks. All of the other characters are so much better and you could do so much better. I know I’ve already said this but to quote my other post “i hope that he walks out of his house to throw his grandma's ashes in the lake he got thrown in and when he walks into the street he gets hit by a stray trucker.” Good riddance to him if he dies. Goodbye stupid little boy. If I were an astronaut I would launch him into space and watch as he suffocates and dies. That was random but it needed to be said. Basil is yuck. It’s time for adjectives again. Basil is gross, disgusting, stupid, dumb, idiotic, annoying, pathetic, puny, weak, wimpy, ugly, small, cowardly, obnoxious, horrible, boring, grimy, icky, yucky, smelly, stinky, nasty, foolish, absurd, silly ( mean ), hideous and he is a piss drinker. I want to stomp on his stupid face. thank you for coming to my Ted talk

[belanova]

Heres the thing about Beans on bread Is always just like what you all talking about its Lovely, Before remembering how Beans are in Britain 💀

[percussiveadventure]

The gun does go on the left but the toast goes under the bacon and the egg goes on top of the bacon who is washing all them dishes the dishwasher broke 4 years ago and it's a fortune for a new one that'll break down about 45 minutes after the warranty expires

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

[kimjunnoodle]

im sorry for my previous slander, beans and toast does slap