#eat shit bob

[your-goth-prime-minister]

My final in a Design and photography project! I got to make a poster for my favourite band :]

[hyunip]

Tanaka sped through the empty streets of the night, holding the steering wheel with one hand while the other held one of your hands. Your other hand holding tight onto anything you could grip. Your chair was pushed all the way back and Aran was on the floor in front of you, eating you out. Holding your thighs back and doing that ahit like he would if you were in the bedroom. You were moaning loud and grinding against his lips and tongue "Daddy! M'gonna cum!" You shouted as you pulled his head closer to you and leaned your head back. Aran groaned in your pussy, making you tremble. Instead of hearing Aran muffled against the slick wetness of your cunt, you heard Tanaka speak for him "go 'head n' cum on his face princess. Let him have allat shit" he said as he released his hand from your hold and slapped the fat of your thigh before squeezing it.

Car sex but on another level, ykwim?

[d3ad-on-arriva1]

there we go

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLACK PARADE!!!

[gingerwerk]

yall im sorry but buck/y will Never be winnix 😤

one pairing asked the other to be his best man and the other asked if he would come home to new jersey with him. they are not the same

[violetsmessofthings]

I'm two episodes into Generation Kill and the bradray dynamic is THEE dynamic

[tweeterwilbury]

Big dog bf x big cat bf

[odessastone]

Thinking about an Overwatch x Borderlands collab. The promo animation opening with a shot of a slicer wandering around, then getting run over by a hoverbus. The characters who get skins for the event getting Borderlands style freeze-frame title cards. The OW main menu playing No Rest For the Wicked by Cage the Elephant for the duration of the event. It could happen

[cringiestcroissant]

Why are your boobs so big? Do you have to wear a bra?

he just lets the goodies hang out

[ilonacho]

i miss having time for fandom😔

[anemoa]

fuck it, cat doodle on eid

[marta-bee]

I know the situations are completely different, but the Fox/Dominion lawsuit thing has me thinking of this oldie but goodie. What can I say? Real journalists are heroes, and LOLZ are always on-theme.

(I should probably warn you this is decidedly PG13, but given this is Tumblr, we’re probably alright.)

[barkovsasha]

now that is when you’re allowed to go after the other team !

[ohmysatan42]

Not me flirting with a guy by sending him john oliver youtube videos.

[lary-the-lizard]

I feel like queer folx are expected to be happy, cheerful, and extroverted ABOUT our queer identities. I know that minority groups in general aren’t allowed to be outwardly angry, scared, frustrated, or upset but I feel like there’s this extra pressure for queer people to be specifically happy or at least funny.

So on a scale from 1-15 while also noting your privilege as white, cis, and/or allo, how pissed are you about this stereotype?

[there-will-be-a-way]

me: I will not smoke 🥦🥦 with any of my rommies this evening!

me, an hour later:

[amethysttheanarchist]

I just read a headcannon somewhere that Mr.Ambrose uses his first name and his name is Ambrosia and honestly

Yep,that's real now. I said so.