#eat moss 👍

[spookydetective]

moss soup moss soup moss soup moss soup moss soup moss soup moss soup moss soup

[fluffyfairyzz]

yes, do tell :3 <-- has a worldbuilding special interest

OKOKOK YIPEWWWWWWEE

soo im gonna talk abt werewolves first 👍

werewolves exist in my oc universe BUT since everyone is an anthro animal ( furry moment!1!1! ) werewolves are just a weird type of wolf that never reallyy evolved , they r bipedal but besides that they are basically just feral wolves

werewolves can also be domestic! domestic werewolves r pretty much just dogs :3 there r even service werewolves just like there are service dogs!

they r also carnivores! but they usually scavenge rather than hunting!

i havent drawn any werewolves yet, but im sure you have an idea of what they look like /silly

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mosscores!

mosscores are essentially just deer but ✨funkier✨!

they live in forests, they run very fast, and are quite skittish, and they live in groups! just like deer :D

they normally eat plants! mainly moss nd lichen!

i actually have art of these guys this time!1!1!1

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whispies!

ok! so whispies r these lil ghost things! they are predators and can become invisible for short periods of time , which helps w hunting!

they can be domestic! domestic ones are basically just mixes between cats n dogs behaviour wise!

thats all i have for now! but ill probably update this post when i make more species :P!

[silly-moss-man]

wait so.

Is.

Moss a cannibal? In a way???

Yeah as a vegetarian Moss is 100% a cannibal as he himself is 80% made of Moss and identifies as a plant creature.

He also likes monching on other not sentient Moss so that part makes him directly a cannibal. He doesn’t really need to eat food in general either, all he needs to live is just water, air and sunlight but he enjoys the taste of food 👍

[skyward-floored]

WOULD YOU EAT MOSS!??????

- Z

I have actually, it’s not bad. You have to make sure there’s no dirt stuck to it but it tastes kinda like it smells 👍

[artandanarchy]

HELLOOO First of all thank you for the likes holy moly, I woke up this morning and my soul ascended from my body upon seeing the notifications 👍 BUT I have seen some people asking if you can eat/drink the moss thing, and the answer is no, it’s a thingy that you paint on your walls and the moss grows there, SO DO NOT EAT IT PLEASE I DONT WANT ANY OF YALL DYING FJFJFJD

Homemade by yours truly

[vgrc-llc]

Case Studies: The Effectiveness of Regular Roof Cleaning: Real-life examples of the benefits and moss removal

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[pandemicwrites]

about The Matrix: Ressurections

3/5 stars... watchable. It hovers between a 20-year retrospective and the most meta, self- referencing TV since ricklantis.

Good - Good audio, cinematography, I liked how they did some of the commentary, Neil Patrick Harris, and where they went with some of the in universe things (e.g., rewriting the landline lore) 👍

Bad - breaks the fourth wall, then the fifth wall, then the sixth wall... The self-references lean into the fan service side of things too heavily in a few instances 👎

I didn't know anything about the movie before watching it, other than the general consensus was bad. The intro had me super confused lol

I think the movie is going to live or die by whether or not it can be meta enough. Like, at least the first act is a clear attempt to update the first matrix movie, Plus at a bit of meta pizzazz, which really is just updating the movie in a different way. Not only updating the story by improving the cinematography, but also by updating the content to 2022 sensibilities. Which, least according to this film, are very very meta.

The very blue glasses on the psychiatrist are a metaphor for the blue pills that keep you in the matrix... I wonder if there's going to be an anti mental health help through line

This feels like a bunch of hot takes from stoned philosophy 101 students, shooting for profound

He's eating the steak, get it? 🥩

Even if the movie is trying to have a negative view of getting help for mental health, I Wonder if it succeeds. In reality, without the matrix, if you behaved as if the matrix were real you would be crazy. Taking the blue pills, while a poor choice in the matrix universe, is a very good choice in reality. So, well the movie tries to portray taking the blue pills as bad, and Keanu Reeves throwing them down the sink is good, even if that paints getting help negatively I think There's an argument that the film itself puts it in a positive light. Maybe. Or, I'm apologizing for really, really bad writing 😆

The elevator pitch for this movie: no, it's okay that we're doing the matrix after a dozen years, we're going to be super meta about it and that'll fix everything 😜

Ah, I finally understand: they just did a complete rewrite of how getting out of the matrix works. It used to be a landline phone, and in this movie they updated it to "getting a hack." I guess they had to do something with it, since the cell phones are ubiquitous and landlines have kinda died. The other options would be writing a cell phone-less universe (umbrella academy), embracing the fact that landlines are rare, or keeping the same pre-2000 setting 📝🤔

The conversation at 55 minutes not only breaks the fourth wall, it shatters it as thoroughly as Carrie-Anne Moss and a helicopter flying through it

" Zion was stuck in a matrix of its own"... taking the concept of the matrix and generalizes it to mean " thought patterns." More philosophy 101 stuff: be mindful of how you view the world

" I don't suppose you could still fly?" He asked Neo. The ground worbles, and Keanu Reeves does the Superman thing... fails. "Yeah that's not happening " 😆 the joke is so good

The matrix seems to to be set in a much more magical world in the fourth movie compared to the first movie. A lot of sci-fi and fantasy fiction is probably on a sliding scale, if the first leaned more toward sci-fi this one leans heavily toward fantasy and soft magic systems... Like the swarm, or giving Neo a force push, or whatever bullet time means lol

Maybe, this is just an honest extension of the first movie. Like, after the first movie, bullet time, force push, and stopping fine bullets were feats that Neo had done. It would make sense that in future fights, he would use those powers. I guess resurrections takes that fact to its logical conclusion. You can only have the scene where Neo discovers it for the first time once, after all...

[bluskye-27]

Hi sky!! It’s me again!

I absolutely LOVE how you do my requests and your work and it makes me so happy, and i apologize if I’m requesting to much!

Can I request Headcannons for Kid + zoro + luffy When their s/o is comfortable enough with them that they show their childish side around them like “don’t step on the cracks!” While walking or they do something that’s childish

fluff and FemReader please!

Kid, Zoro & Luffy with Childish! Fem! S/O

Summary: You and your boyfriend have been dating for a while and you finally decided to show them your cute hidden side~<3

Eustass Kid:

- A big bad pirate captain and a cute childish woman

- What a pair

- You and Kid have been dating for three months (with him getting peer pressured by the crew to confess to you ofc), you were comfortable enough to show him your hidden childish side

- You were subtle at first, putting stickers on Kid's hair and tools whenever he's not looking.

- The redhead was annoyed at whoever put multitude of flower stickers on his spiky red hair and precious tools. He confronted each member of his crew (so basically threatening them) and caught you putting big ass stickers on his favorite wrench.

- He was like "Oh, it's you." *Insert (⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠) face* XD

- You had a spare sticker on your hand so you decided to stick it on Kid's nose and giggled at his scrunched up face

- He forgave you. Barely

- He made you rip off your stickers tho, making you pout.

- But at least he keeps spoiling you with the cute souvenirs he made.

Roronoa Zoro:

- We know how Zoro treats Chopper like his little brother, right?

- Well, when he found out your childish side, he fell in love with you more. Not that he'll admit out loud tho

- You're the cute childish type, don't worry ;P

- Zoro would let you put flowers on his hair and doesn't mind if you tried to braid his hair

- He even supports your balance when you wanted to walk on some railing or edge. Don't worry, he's strong. Have you seen him lifting those huge ass barbells?? Cause damn, boi XD

- You're the one who tugs his hand whenever you saw something wonderful and he lets you lead the way. Cause no one wanted the moss to get lost, right?

- Overall, Zoro will treat you like he treats Chopper but noticeably softer and gentler

- You rewarded him with sweet kisses on his cheeks which he loves so much :3

Monkey D. Luffy:

- You and Luffy are definitely the troublemakers of the crew so yeah, utter chaos everyday 👍

- The crew doesn't mind you but Luffy? Oh gosh, he's terribly goofy.

- Luf tried to give you beetles as a gift, you cried ofc. Nami made sure to teach him a lesson while Robin comforts you ~

- Anyway, instead of giving you beetles and frogs, Luffy gave you stickers instead. You kissed him for this ;)

- You, Luffy, Chopper and Usopp would form a circle and draw random stuffs on the deck. The artistic level would range from Luffy, Chopper & You, and Usopp. Usopp kept bragging about his drawings tho

- Every midnight, Luffy would wake you up to raid the fridge but unfortunately, Sanji locked it up with seastone chains! The two of you whined.

- Luckily, you got spoiled with food by Sanji the next day, so yay!

- Luffy never shared his food and it's a huge shocker to the crew when he offered you a chunk of his meat for the first time. You gave him your special dessert in return.

- When exploring on a new island, Luffy and you would run off to do something fun. Eating and buying the things you like. Luffy spoiled you with his allowance he got from Nami so yeah, you guys splurged the said money on cool stuff.

- And yes, you and Luffy would definitely play "Don't step on the cracks!" everyday <3

Hello to you too, @gl00ml ! Thank you for the kind words (⁠*⁠꒪⁠ヮ⁠꒪⁠*⁠)!

[sargentvenipede]

*gives moss and candle wax*

*eats moss and candle wax*

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i hav candle

i hav match

i hav moss

do u wan 2 eat moss and candle wax with me?

Oh god.

I thought you would never ask :,D

YES

[phrogee]

watched my cat eat moss today

have some half-assed scribbles 👍