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creative-but-hairy-man · 20 days ago

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TODAY I BECOME 19!

Adulting is hard so I'm constantly hungry...

Uhhhhhhh that's it, I made the rice paper be that how hungry comic, laugh now.

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cracklewink · 9 months ago

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Part 4/5 of my MLP Infection AU!!

This was the part I was most excited for, I literally drew this whole thing just to explain my fan pony species lol

#mlp #mlp infection au #my little pony #mlp horror #mlp fim #sunset shimmer #zecora #This whole time I was like I have to get through this. to draw MONSTER PONIES #Sleigh ponies can have anywhere from 4-8 legs #Also can have doubled ears and double or even triple tails #They also have the split pupils and a rainbow hair streak #Unicorns can get split horns and pegasi (or alicorns) can get multiple wings #be rough if you end up with an uneven number. LOL #No rougher than eating meat for the rest of your life when you were previously a grass-eating horse though #I tried coming up w cool name for the vaccine so its HPE as in “Hope”

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the-b-in-lgbt-is-for-banter · 2 years ago

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#eat a horse #kickboard #swimming #hungry

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trashworldblog · 1 year ago

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good to know shane and ryan also eat popcorn like a horse sometimes

#i do this all the time especially when my hands are full in a theater #or just for fun #insert eating something from the palm of my hand so i feel like im feeding a horse and i the horse being fed post here #shane madej #ryan bergara #watcher #food files

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 27 days ago

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ghost horses

GHORSES

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #ask #wei wuxian #a-yuan #What a post to have a-yuan make his PD-MDZS debut on!#You're so right...if WWX were to summon a horse it would be a ghorse (ghost horst).#If he gets to have a ghost girl posse then why not also let him have a stable of beautiful ghost horses?#Yiling Laozu rides into town with his haunted vegetables and ghostly steed and zombie vegetable seller.#Serving a look that they might call 'off-putting' and 'discomforting'. To the *weak*!#WWX probably would let A-yuan pet the Horsies but hear me out: this is for the funny punchline.#To be honest where he lies on the triangle of 'can we get mcdonkcles?' triangle really depends who's asking.#I think he leans more on the 'orders a black coffee for himself and leaves' but with a shit-eating grin for most people.#He seems like a goofy guy who'd love to eat Mack O'donnel in the middle of the night with his friends.#But WWX lives his life with the innate sense to be an agitator. He wouldn't miss the opportunity to pull a prank like that.#I think he'd only actually go to Mick Dick's if Yanli asked #Feel free to disagree of course! He has his layers!

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aestheticallynotdeerlightful · 3 months ago

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Thoughts and doodles

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(Please do not use, or repost my works anywhere without explicit permission from me thank you <3)

#deersart #my art #Psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #psychonauts raz #razputin aquato #psychonauts razputin #coach oleander #morceau oleander #psychonauts oleander #truman is technically also there but it’s plant Truman so does it even count #maligula is there to but like Truman she’s not relevant enough to count here #i have so many thoughts #like- how long did it actually take Raz to get to camp #we know he went by horse and got dropped of by a truck at some point #but what else #how long was it #the longer it is the more concerned it makes me #mr eats nothing but candy and the occasional roasted animal #i also have thoughts about morry’s tiny little ‘office’ y’all get this man an actual office smh #raz thought plant Truman’s fire breathing was cool. nuff said.#coach is built like a yam /aff #I’m not as content with that train painting as I’d like to be but hey practice makes perfect y’a know #tw vomit #tw emetophobia #i mean not really really but kinda #saw someone tag it so I figured I probably should just incase

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sbeep · 5 months ago

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Galeas at midsummer.

#In before his horse wanders over and eats the summer barley off his head #*galeas #ocs #original characters

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idyllcy · 10 months ago

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winter heatwave - zayne x reader

"It's so hot..." You grumble, sprawled out on Zayne's couch in his office as you grumble. "Global warming my beloathed..."

Zayne swipes his hand in the air, chilly air brushing your skin as he continues at his documents.

"That's not enough, doctor." You sigh. "Can I hug a snowman?"

"The AC is on. You can only blame your body for being naturally warm."

"Well it's usually bearable because I'm cuddled with you when it's hot." You groan. "I can't believe it's supposed to be winter and it's hotter than you outside."

"That comparison doesn't work. I'm naturally cold."

"Which is why we work together so well, duh." You sit up, yawning slightly. "Can I sit on your lap?"

"That's unprofessional."

"Didn't say no." You settle yourself in his lap, lashes fluttering shut as you snuggle into the ice of his skin. Much better.

(You miss the way Zayne's face flushes pink down his neck and to his ears as you do)

#TUESDAY HASN'T ENDED YET I CAN STILL WRITE A BLURB <- me at 11am hungry as fuck #bro I could eat a horse #☾.blurbs #zayne x reader #love and deepspace x reader #love and deepspace #reader insert #it's soo fucking hot rn it's supposed to be winter bro #guys guys pelase i wanna write zayne for my event please

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travelling-my-little-pony · 2 months ago

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Rainbow Dash is forbidding the eating of a slice of cake.

In Carkeel, in Cornwall, England.

#my little pony #g4 #rainbow dash #food #cake #carkeel #cornwall #england #and to be fair it wasn't even my own slice of cake #so it's correct to forbid me to eat it #although i still put plastic horses all over it #i am very lucky to have incredibly tolerant friends

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amielot · 1 year ago

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Horn.

Bonus:)

#horse girl au #this one is suprisingly lore heavy #the real mvp for this au is hobs bag full of stolen money #horses eat about 20k calories a day #honestly how else was hob gonna feed him #circus robbery :D #hob has been purchasing oats from every farmer in a 5 mile radius #the more i write hob for this AU the more i realize he gets very chipper after committing felonies #the sandman #dreamling #the art tag #centaurs #dream of the endless #hob gadling #centaur!dream

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one-time-i-dreamt · 9 months ago

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There were bees in my house, but no worries as it is a well known fact that horses eat bees, so I went on a mission to get as many horses in my house as possible, to eat the bees of course.

#dream #bees #horse #bee #horses #eating

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qwantzfeed · 3 months ago

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excuse me but HOW have we overlooked skydiving onto a HORSE onto a waterslide??

#when i'm done eating pizza i am going to let the dog lick my hands so that's how come i'm eating so sloppy #horses can swim so where are the horse waterparks or if you will the horterparks. the waterorses. the harterparses.#comics #webcomics #dinosaur comics #qwantz

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dallasgallant · 4 months ago

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Rest of the gang: Man, I’m hungry

Ponyboy: How hungry…

#I’m sorry #the outsiders #cause I could eat a horse… and his names.. get it… aha *gets shot*#outsiders 1983 #Curtis gang #ponyboy curtis #sodapop curtis #darry curtis #steve randle #twobit mathews #dallas winston #johnny cade #outsiders meme

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scaredspoons · 7 months ago

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Equius likes milk but would he ever choose between chocolate or strawberry?????

they both like strawberry

#homestuck #equius zahhak #nepeta leijon #meowrails #i feel like they would both drink it #they wont eat chocolate bc horses and cats cant eat chocolate #its toxic #but if they had to chose a preference i think they like the original milk

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arthursfuckinghat · 5 months ago

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I love how some players struggle to remember to feed Arthur and some players straight up don't feed him but man I have the opposite problem I keep accidentally overfeeding him lol

#I give that man three square meals a day and that's apparently too much #when my horse has a snack I give one to arthur too so nobody feels left out #wait that might be the problem #arthur isn't a horse #he does not need to eat horse portions #hmm #my bad #lol #mick squeaks #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #funnies #I love the duality in this fandom

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specialagentartemis · 4 months ago

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unfortunately if I want to independently develop a hypothesis about Rohan's economic/subsistence structure I really need to learn things like the requirements of taking care of horses in the winter and the growing seasons/growing lengths of crops like lettuce, radishes, carrots, and kale, and metalworking time and space commitments, and the types of houses that can be erected and torn down quickly, and the required land area of grazing per horse, and the social organization of Iron Age Eurasian horse cultures, and what other animals might naturally live on the Mark, and productivity and caloric value of mare's milk,

and like. also reread the Lord of the Rings lol

#I think the Rohirrim should have a tradition of eating their horses when they die #burying a horse takes a lot of effort. you aren't doing that for all of them. Kings' horses get buried with the king maybe.#but not normal people's horses. you are making a meal of them and you are celebrating the horse's life and how your beloved horse #who served you so faithfully in life now joins you in death; how it nourishes you now the way it supported you before #the death of a beloved horse has a big funerary feast where the feast is the horse #and like. there do not appear to be buffalo or antelope on the plains of the Mark. They need protein from somewhere #They could also maybe have sheep and goat herds that they take out onto the plains with their horses as pastoralists. another possibility #however. consider. a culture of. Horse-lords are part horse. they take the horses into themselves to honor them and always be part of them #you wouldn't just eat a horse like you'd eat a cow. there is a whole funerary production. you do eat them tho #I'm onto something here #Lord of the Rings

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