#eat a horse

[cracklewink]

Part 4/5 of my MLP Infection AU!!

This was the part I was most excited for, I literally drew this whole thing just to explain my fan pony species lol

[the-b-in-lgbt-is-for-banter]

[trashworldblog]

good to know shane and ryan also eat popcorn like a horse sometimes

[aestheticallynotdeerlightful]

Thoughts and doodles

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(Please do not use, or repost my works anywhere without explicit permission from me thank you <3)

[sbeep]

Galeas at midsummer.

[idyllcy]

winter heatwave - zayne x reader

"It's so hot..." You grumble, sprawled out on Zayne's couch in his office as you grumble. "Global warming my beloathed..."

Zayne swipes his hand in the air, chilly air brushing your skin as he continues at his documents.

"That's not enough, doctor." You sigh. "Can I hug a snowman?"

"The AC is on. You can only blame your body for being naturally warm."

"Well it's usually bearable because I'm cuddled with you when it's hot." You groan. "I can't believe it's supposed to be winter and it's hotter than you outside."

"That comparison doesn't work. I'm naturally cold."

"Which is why we work together so well, duh." You sit up, yawning slightly. "Can I sit on your lap?"

"That's unprofessional."

"Didn't say no." You settle yourself in his lap, lashes fluttering shut as you snuggle into the ice of his skin. Much better.

(You miss the way Zayne's face flushes pink down his neck and to his ears as you do)

[amielot]

Horn.

Bonus:)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

There were bees in my house, but no worries as it is a well known fact that horses eat bees, so I went on a mission to get as many horses in my house as possible, to eat the bees of course.

[qwantzfeed]

excuse me but HOW have we overlooked skydiving onto a HORSE onto a waterslide??

[dallasgallant]

Rest of the gang: Man, I’m hungry

Ponyboy: How hungry…

[scaredspoons]

Equius likes milk but would he ever choose between chocolate or strawberry?????

they both like strawberry

[arthursfuckinghat]

I love how some players struggle to remember to feed Arthur and some players straight up don't feed him but man I have the opposite problem I keep accidentally overfeeding him lol

[specialagentartemis]

unfortunately if I want to independently develop a hypothesis about Rohan's economic/subsistence structure I really need to learn things like the requirements of taking care of horses in the winter and the growing seasons/growing lengths of crops like lettuce, radishes, carrots, and kale, and metalworking time and space commitments, and the types of houses that can be erected and torn down quickly, and the required land area of grazing per horse, and the social organization of Iron Age Eurasian horse cultures, and what other animals might naturally live on the Mark, and productivity and caloric value of mare's milk,

and like. also reread the Lord of the Rings lol

[outsidersheadcanons]

Ponyboy has an unhealthy obsession with carrots (he LOVES carrots so much that they’re the only vegetables he’ll eat) and the whole gang bullies him mercilessly for it.

[inked-up-gentleman]

His name is Gator and we're best friends

[nin-twst]

It's a hyperbole. Probably. Better safe than sorry?

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yu would never eat a horse, but riddle and sebek take things very literally. almost too literally. trey doesn't have the heart to correct his housewarden and lilia thinks its hilarious, so no one's stopping them from stuffing yu with as much food as possible.