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[earthykinous]

Merry Christmas!

[dailylileep]

[earthkinous]

Yo en estos momentos.

[driftwithme]

Some notes on my pacrim fantasy au:

Herc became King of the Wild when he married Angela, who was the princess of the kingdom. The people loves him so much for his dedication to the kingdom that everyone is dead loyal to him.

The Prince of the Wild tile means Chuck can communicate with animals. He can even ask for their assistance in battle if he wanted, but he doesn't usually 'cause he don't like them getting hurt for dumb stuff.

Whenever the Goddess is mention, it's a reference to a deity that acts in almost any territory: the Lady of Dangers, aka the equivalent of G. Danger.

The Beckets were not really royalty. The Pale (or the white lands of the North) didn't use to have royalty at all. Instead, the land belongs to the real icekin tribes (the equivalent of the Inuits). When the demonic invasion began, the Goddess chose the Beckets as coverage for the icekin tribes, giving them a kingdom in exchange for them to become the first line of protection between demons and the sacred lands.

That's why, when Yancy dies, his spirit stayed and the Goddess ascended him. He is dead as a human, but he lives now as the immortal protector of the Pale, aka Knight of Danger / the White Knight.

When the Hunter Order / The Order of the Hunters was created, two members of the tribe took the vow along with the Beckets. Ilisapie Flint and Zeke Amorak were selected by the Chrome Goddess to act as the second line of defense in the Pale. This means that the chrome cousins and the danger brother are good friends, but rarely see each other or even work together.

Mako is a priestess of the Goddess. She took the vow young, but old enough to give her consent as a woman. She was 18 years old.

Mako is skykin. She used to live in the City in the Skies, before the demons climbed all over it and brought it down, killing her parents. She was taught by her father how to shape the wind into a blade, her weapon of choice.

Pentecost is human, but trained with the Thunder Guard since young age. Affinity to electricity is affinity to the skykin, so it's not a surprise he was such a good teacher to Mako or that his sister, Luna, was a skyrider herself.

The Hansens are have earth affinity, but Chuck has a special brand on himself, courtesy of his mom. The Wild is a kin of its own, one that demands things of the Prince, but offers mysterious benefits in the future.

Tamsin and Pentecost had twin giant coyotes as their partners, assigned to them on the thunder guard. Tamsin has fire affinity, btw.

The Kaidonovsky are hybrids or demi-bloods, part earthkins and part icekins. They do not obey a goddess or a king, but a court of giants, magical terrifying creatures that protect their territory with the ferocity of true love. The codenames Cherno and Alpha came from the job Sasha and Aleksis had before joining the Hunter Order: they used to supervise the black and white pool of magic to make sure only the right people entered their territory --and punish the traspasers.

The Wei Tang brothers are the sons of the Crimson Goddess. They're said to have been once upon conception, but one day playing with mortals, the kid emtered a typhoons and came out as three different beings. The Goddess allows them to do as they please and takes great pride on them being Hunters of beasts.

I'll do my best to include as many pilots as I can, since most of them are alive in the story!

[earthykinous]

Oh amazing art! I'm flattered that you picked one of my dees, the notif was sort of a jumpscare 😀

There are so many more awesome waddle dee OC out there but I cant draw them all, I love all of them 🥹

Happy super late Halloween guys it was a very busy month lmao 😭

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Omg so many tags…did I miss any though-

[earthykinous]

LOOK AT WHAT I WASTED MY TIME IN

She has two sides/j

I like to think that Dedede has an album with photos of each of his Waddle Dees, Crafter Dee is not really very photogenic, there you can see both attempts lmao.

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[dailylileep]

[earthykinous]

If my pmd ocs had Twitter accounts!

|| Part 1 • Part 2 • Part 3(someday...) ||

[earthykinous]

Fake tweets time!

[earthykinous]

Incorrect quotes I got with this generator

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Zia: Receptionist Saikuri doesn’t look very happy.

Saribi: That's her happy. She's just a bitch.

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Hanzō: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.

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Hanzō: What’s the difference between a stalagmite and a stalactite?

Geryu: “Stalagmite” has an “m” in it.

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Palith: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?

Geryu: The afterlife, I guess.

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Tobo: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture."

Bartender: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.

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Saribi: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.

Saribi: *glares at Palith*

Palith: Well, sorry I have morals!

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Aya: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!

Saikuri: Killed without hesitation.

Racism reference?

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Saikuri: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

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Saribi: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Saribi: And atoms never touch each other.

Saribi: So in my defense, guildmaster. I did not punch this kid.

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Blueskee: Many people are mildly dehydrated and don’t realize it. You should drink at least six glasses of water per day.

Palith: No, eight glasses!

Tobo: I heard ten.

Zia: You need to drink at least five glasses of water per minute.

*later…*

Kosei: Okay, I just read through every study I could find to try to figure out whether low-grade dehydration is even a real thing.

Blueskee: What did you learn?

Kosei: If you spend all day doing research and forget to eat or drink, you start to feel pretty bad.

Palith: I’ll get some water.

Kosei: But how many glas–whoa, feeling dizzy.

Hanzō: Maybe you should just drink straight from the tap.

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Geryu: You have any sunscreen?

Palith: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire—

Geryu: It's for my marshmallow ya dummy.

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Kosei: Do you know the best way to respond to disagreement?

Zia: With tears?

Kosei: No.

Zia: *tears up*

Kosei so done with her at this point

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Tobo: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.

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Token: How do you want your coffee?

Palith: Black, like my soul.

Token:

Token: Palith, your soul is a latte.

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Zia: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?

Geryu: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

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Palith: Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.

Hanzō: Those are bones, Palith.

Palith: *looks straight up* Not if I never look down.

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Token: You're not my friend anymore.

Hanzō: I was your friend?

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Zia: If there’s one thing I learned from Geryu, it’s to set people’s expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

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Palith: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Hanzō:

Hanzō: I'm gonna tell her.

Token: Don't you dare.

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Zia: Last night, I had a dream about sandwich pizza.

Blueskee: What?

Zia: It was pizza with bread on the top and the bottom.

Blueskee: So a calzone?

Zia: You can’t just name things I dream up.

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Saribi: What the hell was that?

Token: *picks up a flashlight* Only one way to find out!

Palith: Wait a minute! You don’t go TOWARDS the spooky scary banging!

Hanzō: Yes we do, Palith. We always do.

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Geryu: I don’t even use tubberware anymore.

Blueskee: What are you saying? Say it again.

Geryu: Tubberware.

Blueskee: Say it again. Slow.

Geryu: Tubberware.

Blueskee: Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable.

Geryu: Tub.

Blueskee: Wrong.

Geryu: What do you mean, wrong?

Blueskee: I thought I caught that. You’re saying tub. It’s P.

Geryu: What are you talking about?

Blueskee: Tupperware. Tupper.

Geryu: It’s tupper!

Blueskee: It’s tupper, always has been, always will be.

Geryu: I thought it was tubberware because it kind of looks like a tub.

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Token, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??

Token: Wait. I the fuck used this pan…

Blueskee: It was you the fuck.

Token: It was I the fuck…

Palith: Who cooks rice in a pan?

Blueskee: He the fuck.

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Ayai: I have a problem.

Saikuri: Kill it.

Aya: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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Saikuri: I’m scared that when you become rich and famous you’ll be embarrassed by me.

Kuyor: Oh Saikuri, I’m already embarrassed by you.

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Saikuri: *on the phone with Aya* I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot girl shit.

Aya: You’re pulling Oreos apart and saving off the frosting to make a mega Oreo, aren’t you.

Saikuri: Maybe.

|•──────────── ❖ ── ✦ ── ❖ ────────────•|Blueskee: I don’t care what anyone thinks about me.

Palith: Ok.

Blueskee: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?

This one is so painfully accurate-

|•──────────── ❖ ── ✦ ── ❖ ────────────•|Token: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid!

Token: I’m actually very good at mathematics.

Token: Thirdly, I think you might be right.

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[earthykinous]

Incorrect quotes I got with this generator

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Kosei: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Blueskee: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Tobo: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

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Blueskee: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.

Geryu: How so?

Blueskee: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

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Hanzō: How does one turn their emotions off?

Kosei: Okay, so first go to settings.

Kosei: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first.

Hanzō: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?

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Saribi, holding a toy lightsaber: I’m Darth Vader!

Hanzō: I’m done with everyone’s bullshit.

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Zia: What did you order this morning?

Kosei: What do you mean?

Zia: I heard you answer the door, and I sensed food.

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Hanzō: Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first.

Token: *sobbing*

Hanzō: Look, I'm not sure where to go with that.

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Kosei: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds.

Zia: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?

Kosei: NO-

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Blueskee: Tobo, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand.

Tobo: Why? I'm fine on the stand!

*flashback to Testimony #1*

Tobo: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.

Tobo, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME.

*flashback to Testimony #2*

Tobo: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?

Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: ...Crying?

*flashback to Testimony #3*

Tobo: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.

Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?

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Kosei: What's two plus two?

Geryu: Math.

Kosei: ...I will accept that answer.

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Hanzō: Editor's note: What the fuck.

Literally him with whatever the gang do.

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Token: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.

Saribi: Heck.

Token: You're on thin fucking ice.

Token: Oh no-

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Saribi: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.

Tobo: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

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Hanzō: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

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Tobo, to the Squad: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go.

Geryu: But how-

Tobo, ignoring him: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.

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Palith: I ran into Hanzō in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked him what he was doing, he just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on his guitar.

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Hanzō: Kosei, gather the others. We need to have another Tobo-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurt-someone convention.

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Kosei: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Geryu: That naptime was a punishment.

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*Hanzō and Zia are texting*

Hanzō: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. NONE.

Zia: I got spring water.

Hanzō: NO!

Zia: With EXTRA minerals!

Zia: It’s like licking a stalagmite!

Hanzō: DON’T COME HOME!

Zia: Mmmmmm, cave water.

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Token: So, you lied to me?

Tobo: That depends on how you define lying.

Token: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Tobo: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?

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Geryu: I want to be like a caterpillar.

Blueskee: Explain.

Geryu: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.

Hanzō: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right?

Geryu:

Geryu: That's just another highlight!

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Palith: Define “dream”.

Hanzō: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.

Token: That’s too dark!

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Saribi: A fistfight CAN be romantic.

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Zia, to Palith: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.

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Geryu: Isn’t it a bit dangerous?

Token: Geryu, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Geryu: ...

Token: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Geryu: ...

Token: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

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Saribi: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

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Waiter: What would you like?

Tobo: Bring a milkshake with two straws.

Zia: *blushes*

Tobo: *puts both straws in his mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!

Bro ended up chocking the heck out

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Kosei: Hanzō is a strings kid. We must sacrifice him to the band gods.

Tobo: Yes.

Geryu: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.

Hanzō: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-

Tobo: What truce?

Kosei: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.

Palith: Wait, I'm a choir kid!

Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*

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[earthykinous]

If my pmd ocs had twitter accounts!

|| Part 1 • Part 2 • Part 3(Someday...) ||

[earthykinous]

Incorrect quotes I got with this generator

Note: Token can't speech so just imagine that he is using sign language or making gestures, also, cw swearing, I'll tag it as well.

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Token: Live, laugh, love!

Hanzō: Die, cry, hate.

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Palith: Why is there blood everywhere?

Saribi: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Palith: You stabbed someone?!

Saribi: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

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Token: I do two things and two things only. I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.

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Kosei: Do dragons fart fire?

Blueskee: I don't know.

Kosei: I thought you went to college.

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Blueskee, coming over the room: Hello, I just came to-

Blueskee sees Saribi shoving Palith into the washing machine while Tobo records and Zia watches:

Blueskee, retreating: Something suddenly came up.

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Tobo: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.

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Kosei: Are you guys bringing anything to the party?

Geryu: Yeah, an empty stomach.

Zia: My sparkling personality.

Saribi: A flagrant disregard for common decency.

Palith: ...

Palith: Chips.

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*Something crashes*

Zia: Shoot-

Token, running into the room in a panic: WHAT FELL?!

Hanzō, walking by the room calmly: What died?

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Blueskee: You need to stop swearing so much.

Saribi: Shut the fuck up.

Blueskee: Yeah, that's not how you do it.

Saribi: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it.

Blueskee: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine.

Saribi: Shit the beep up.

Blueskee:

Saribi: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!

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Saribi: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Token: I'm pretending you're in jail.

Saribi: Why?

Token: It's spiritually healing.

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Palith: Geryu, you can do anything!

Geryu: Anything?

Palith: Anything!

Geryu, holding a torch: ANYTHING?!?!

Palith: Wait, not that!

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Hanzō: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Hanzō: Ask me to kill for you.

Palith: ...First of all, calm down-

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Blueskee: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

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*Everyone is giving advice to Palith*

Token: It's okay to ask for help.

Kosei: You're not a burden.

Hanzō: Murder is okay.

Geryu: Your feelings matter.

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Blueskee: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.

Geryu: His name was Jared he's 19.

Token: When his parents built a very strange machine.

Zia, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.

Tobo, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!

Hanzō: Horrible job everyone.

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Hanzō: Who hurt you?

Token, snorting: What, do you want a list?

Hanzō: ...Yes, actually.

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Tobo: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!

Zia: Bet you I can!

Kosei: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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Geryu: I drink to forget but I always remember.

Saribi: You're drinking orange juice.

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Hanzō: Ew. What kind of tea is this?

Tobo: I boiled gatorade.

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Kosei: Are you free tomorrow?

Blueskee: No, I’m fucking expensive every day.

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Hanzō: As you know I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me.

Zia: Where am I on the list?

Hanzō: Well I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

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[earthykinous]

So I just had an oc idea that was basically this.

[earthykinous]

Forgot to put this here, oops...