#eah facts

[cupidsmirrorblog]

Hunter Huntsman's pets

Believe it or not, Pesky isn't Hunter's only pet. When some of the students are trying to summon animal companions, Hunter summons an unnamed Griffin to his call.

Though a lot of the pets didn't appear in the series so instead came Pesky in the griffin's place.

[givemeallthesaintquartz]

Apple canonically is nearsighted and wears glasses in the books. That's it, that's the post.

[lesbianrecorderplayer]

This scene ALWAYS makes me laugh it's so fucking FUNNY why does noone ever talk about this stupid plotline

[Transcript:

Dexter: We're never gonna beat Beanstalk High at bookball!

Daring, cheerily: Oh, little brother! Don't be such a worrier! How tough can it be to beat a bunch of little beans, huh?

Hunter: Beanstalk High is filled with giants, Daring, not beans.

Daring, just as cheerily: Well then, we are in a lot of trouble, aren't we! Haha.

/End Transcript]

[champion-of-love]

y'know how in ATLA, the writers put sokka in a hole as their B plot, because if he stumbled into the A plot, he'd be too smart and solve the problem in like 2 minutes and the whole episode would be over in 5 minutes? so they stuck him in a hole in the ground for the entire episode to prevent that.

it's kind of funny how they did that in to daring in dragon games. like a writer went: "ah if daring was there, he'd kiss apple and they'd immediately find out he wasn't her prince. we need a few more dramatic shots of apple in her coffin before we can have him enter the scene" and they decide to put him in the eah version of ALCATRAZ to solve their problem.

they put that boy in PRISON. because he decided to look in a MIRROR.

mattel could have had him helping the others escape from the school during the eq's takeover and that's why he was late to apple's funeral. but nope. to alcatraz with you boy and have some ptsd.

[thatrandomartistjavi]

I think a weak point of Ever After High as a show and the reason why I think the fandom sucks at handling the Royal-Rebel conflict is that

EAH put way too much emphasis on the Royals. ESPECIALLY in the specials.

Like yeah you had Raven, and sometimes you would get stuff focused on Cerise or Cedar but for the most part, most of the character stuff happens with Royals. We have Apple, Briar, Ashlynn, Blondie, the Charmings, Lizzie. So much of the focus is on the people who are at the top(aka rich). Even the only Rebel that gets significant attention is rich as well being the daughter of the Evil QUEEN and the Good KING

I see people in the fandom constantly not be sympathetic towards the Pied Piper and paint them as the only person in the wrong when I see no one talk about how the Mayor of Hamelin is the reason why the children were taken. The People of Hamelin have to be fearful of the day hundreds and hundreds of rats invade their village. They have to sit there and watch as the person who helped them with their infestation have to take their children because THEIR MAYOR is destined to not pay them the amount that they owed them.

And the Pipers seemingly don’t like their destinies. The original Piper probably only took the kids until the Mayor paid them as a lesson to not pay the amount that you promised. Oh but because the Pied Piper isn’t a Royal(rich) that means he was the only one in the wrong.

In universe, Sparrow gets put in General Villainy even tho the character of Robin Hood is famously known to aid the poor and in need. Oh no but because he robs from the rich then he HAS to be a villain!!! It’s not like Robin Hood is supposed to be a hero of the people and not the 1%!!!

The tyrannical Queen of Hearts and the abusive Duchess are allowed to stay tyrannical and abusive because not only is it their “destiny”, they have power and money. In the meta of the show, a harmless trickster is much more worthy of being treated as an awful villain more than a murder happy Queen.

The curriculum is mainly centered around Royalty and even classes that should be for everyone like Muse-ic class is implied to need pressure to even let Rebels take it even tho a Rebel is literally teaching it. Pied Piper wouldn’t be able to teach his OWN DAUGHTER Muse-ic all because they aren’t Royals

And this reflects in the fandom too. People only care about how sad the Royal’s destinies are and rarely ever concentrate on the Rebels that aren’t Raven Queen. On the rare occasion, you’ll get a little bit of Cerise. Anyone else? Absolutely irrelevant

And it sucks cause I generally think that exploring the feelings of the Rebels about the system that hurts them the most. But no. We just get the 100th episode about Apple and her possee

[coincasual]

A ROOMMATE DATE i just noticed them 😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹🫶🫶🫶🫶

[thelilylav]

Snow White adaptations my beloved 🫶

[athena-xox]

Hello. I would like to use Kitty’s curious tale to prove that THE NARRATORS DONT KNOW WHAT THEYRE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT AND WE DONT HAVE TO TAKE THEIR WORD FOR IT.

When they are saying who’s Royal and rebel:

They say that Ashlynn is royal… did we forget the whole “call me Ashlynn Ella the rebel!”

And then they call poppy a rebel. Poppy the roybel. Her webisode is called POPPY THE ROYBEL.

Ok I rest my case thank you true hearts day does not take place in spring theyre just idiots

[vrsenus]

“Raven is the next Good Queen”

“Raven is the next Snow white”

Raven is FREE

[bi-dykes]

Exquisite taste

[xbomboi]

there are two categories of Ever After High lexicon

and no they aren’t phrases and proper nouns.

the first category is universal dialect. this encompasses all of the common words or phrases that everyone uses. this includes proper nouns like celebrity names (tailor quick, one reflection), locations (castleteria, charmitorium), sports + events (thronecoming, track & shield), items (mirrorphone, bookball), etc. this also includes commonly used words or phrases, such as “wait a spell”, “what the hex”, “charm/spell you later”, “fableous”, “spelltacular”, “fairest”, “B.F.F.A.”, and the list goes on.

the other category is for words or phrases that are either character, story, place, or species specific. these are the things that not everyone is going to use, typically being used by only one character. though, it wouldn’t make sense if they were to be used by others. one of the first and blatant examples comes in the form of some of what maddie says (aside from speaking riddlish). she says things like “hat-tastic” or “tearrific”, which are puns with a mad hatter theme. off the top of my head, another instance of this is cedar’s use of the word “splinter”. other examples not limited to a certain character and/or story but rather an uncommon trait include winged characters using phrases that reference wings, villainous/characters who come from villain parents using terms or phrases that you’d associate with an evil connotation, and a lot of the wonderlandian slang. then there are words or phrases that may be used at any given moment by the character(s) it applies to, but when in the specific location they come from or in reference to their particular story, may be used by other characters. easy example is the word “wonderlandiful”. while this is wonderlandian slang, when either referencing wonderland or something to do with it, or being in wonderland itself, a non-wonderlandian might describe something as wonderlandiful.

i just thought i’d share that observation.

[moonrxee]

Gals

[repulsa-2080]

"I'm sure we can come to some sort of agreement, Mister Grimm..."

Mafia AU anyone? Alts under the cut

Big thanks to @sadly-never-after for cheering me on while making this. Probably would have given up half way through if they weren't there.

With that being said, enjoy some alt versions because I like playing with colors

No filter

I really like the monochrome for some reason, thus included

[champion-of-love]

it's insane that shannon gave maddie an eah version of the phrase 'blorbo from my shows' before it was ever invented here on tumblr. instead of blorbo from my shows, maddie has 'narrators of our world that only i can hear'

[jewelulu]

“You’re inviting me to a festival!? Of course I’ll come with you!”

“If it’s a festival there’s bound to be music right? And where there’s music there’s dancing too!”

I present to you, Jewels [SR] Golden Frost Festival Card, a fan event made by @the-rini-rush

Voice lines:

1. This place sure is beautiful I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like this!

2. I’m so excited! Oh but you have dance with me alright ! Even if it’s just for a little bit, It’s a festival after all! What’s a festival without some dancing right?

3. I just hope I’m dressed properly! What do you think? It’s a bit different from what I’m used to but I just hope I don’t stick out like a sore thumb!

4. Hopefully I can find some small souvenirs to take back home too. You should’ve seen the fit that Floyd and Grim threw after hearing I would be going to a festival! But I promised them I would try to bring something back.

Took some time but I’ve finished her card for the event!!

Taglist: @skriblee-ksk @taruruchi @scint1llat3 @thehollowwriter @offorestsongs

Plus: small Jewel Close up

[class-of-classic-blog]

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