#e: bloopers

[gleesonarchive]

It feels like a Star Wars kind of day!

Here's a behind the scenes blooper reel from 'Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker' (2019) ft. General Hux and Pryde

[classicsonic]

i cant remember how the meme goes

[carldoonan]

In 2020 I held a “Shroobs for Supplies” charity drive and Shroob-ified a bunch of Mario characters in exchange for donations 🍄

[oldtvlover]

Good evening fellas,

and with these pics I close S5 but it'll go on, of course. *grins*

Poor Johnny, banned at the hospital, and a nurse with a tight schedule. If you think of the blooper scene at the end, so did I. lol

Enjoy!

P.S.: Tomorrow it could be later (or not) since I wanna go biking.

[fireflies-in-june]

Sam, Robin & Jack explore Paris in a car. What could possibly go wrong?

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Waiting for your post. Have they interacted today? This is my only constant

Just did it and unfortunately no but they S H A L L because they can hold hands on their spots <3

[themissingnumbers]

[popquizzzz / its a two funny screenshots kind of day]

[rebouks]

it was just a dream bro.. chill

[natjennie]

ouaugh should i rewatch yonderland. i miss elder vex.. girl i love your autism.

[derangedwifenadja]

They've finished filming S5 ohhhhh my godddddddd

[tk-duveraun]

Accidental sugar daddy sy au (see @sunderwight for the harem version)

LBH has a douyin account where he makes food from cartoons, webnovels, comics.

He does 2 versions per food: one that's as accurate as possible and one that's actually good

SY is obsessed immediately. He leaves tons of comments and when he finds out through research (e-stalking) that LBH is just barely scraping by financially, SY starts sending him money with... Messages.

"The meal from x novel was great, especially the dessert." (The dessert was extremely phallic shaped. SY liked it bc it didn't use the literal low hanging fruit of a banana)

"X drink is perfect. I'd love some of that." (LBH's cheap blender had an accident, the lid popped off, he got sprayed and it looked like a cumshot. SY just really loves creamy lychee beverages.)

LBH starts privately sending his sugar daddy extremely suggestive videos. SY thinks they're bloopers, meanwhile boiling his frog on his attraction to LBH.

After SY just directly sends LBH an expensive video camera, LBH offers to cook for SY in person. (He's pretty into SY at this point, but he wants a face to face discussion and hopefully a contract before actually pimping himself)

SY is the best host and great to cook for, but he misses all of the sexual suggestions and when LBH suggests a contract, SY is like "oh good idea, one of my brother's friends is a contact lawyer, let's get you set up professionally. You made an LLC for your account, right?"

At which point LBH realizes what he's dealing with and decides his career goal is wife. (Phrasing taken from thefeelswhale "Tongfang")

[no-nameno-face]

Master List:

A list of links to all my Ellie Williams posts in one place. <3

[MY CONTENT IS STRICTLY 18+ ONLY DNI OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED]

Fics:

Taken Care Of (with audio) E! face riding

Reminder (with audio) jealousy sex

Auburn Thoughts:

Part 1 fluff

Part 2 angst

Part 3 (with audio) classic smut

Part 4 fluff

Part 5 (with audio) shower sex

Audio Only:

Obedience (audio) BDSM

Punishment (audio) BDSM

On The Edge (audio) BDSM

Better Than a Six (audio) ellie x dina

Can I? (audio) sub!ellie

Late Night Call (audio x script) phone sex

Switchblade (audio x script) knife play

Pistol Whipped (audio x script) gun play

Voicemail (audio) SFW audio

Blooper Reel #1 (audio) a silly compilation

Confession (audio) SFW audio

Daddy (audio) strap-on sex

[abby118]

Behind the scenes & interviews

A response to this post. Of course, these are not all of them, there are many, but it's a list. I will probably update this later.

Thor 1 behind the scenes: ‣making of Thor (20:02 min) ‣(8:07 min) ‣modern legend featurette (5:17 min) ‣Frost Giants featurette (5:58 min) ‣Mjölnir featurette (6:36 min) ‣bts pt. 1 (5:13 min) ‣bts pt. 2 (5:15 min) ‣trailer (2:26 min) / X The Avengers behind the scenes: ‣TA Thor featurette (12:05 min) ‣behind the scenes (14:39 min) ‣behind the scenes (15:09 min) ‣behind the scenes Chris H. Chris E. (10:26 min) ‣assembling the ultimate team (8:06 min) ‣gag reel (4:05 min) ‣trailer (2:04 min) ‣second screen: Loki cell (0:19 min) ‣second screen: Loki (0:18 min) Thor The Dark World behind the scenes: ‣making of/bts pt. 1 (5:01 min) ‣making of/bts pt. 2 (5:13 min) ‣Dark Elves featurette (6:56 min) ‣Tom Hiddleston b-roll (2:40 min) ‣Chris Hemsworth b-roll (4:01 min) ‣Zachari Levi b-roll (0:32 min) ‣bts (14:43 min) / X (15:02 min) ‣beyond realms featurette (1:30 min) ‣villains featurette (6:53 min) ‣VFX breakdown (4:15 min) ‣Tv spot (0:31 min) ‣ending credits (2:05 min) ‣making of TDW score (4:43 min) / live (2:37 min) / X (6:36 min) ‣trailer (2:31 min) ‣bloopers/making of (4:10 min) ‣the lost and unused clips of TDW (10:21 min) ‣TDW previsualisation effects-design (2:48 min)

Interviews & misc.: ‣Thor 1 int. (14:49 min) ‣Thor 1 press conference (37:49 min) ‣Kenneth Branagh casting int. (7:17 min) ‣Anthony Hopkins T1 (2:40 min) ‣Tom Hiddleston Thor 1 int. (6:57 min) ‣Tom Hiddleston Thor 1 int. (2:33 min) ‣Jamie Alexander & Tom Hiddleston Thor 1 int. (10:54 min) ‣Tom Hiddleston The Avengers on set int. (3:36 min) ‣Tom Hiddleston The Avengers int. (2:18 min) ‣Tom HIddleston The Avengers int. (7:44 min) ‣Tom Hiddleston The Avengers int. pt. 1 (12:10 min), pt. 2 (12:39 min) ‣The Avengers movie panel (43:03 min) ‣The Avengers press conference (23:10 min) ‣Tom Hiddleston Q&A pt. 1 (24:10 min), pt. 2 (30:47 min) ‣disney channel TDW int. (1:15 min) ‣TDW Chris Hemsworth on set int. (4:33 min) ‣TDW Tom Hiddleston on set int. (6:29 min) ‣TDW premiere press conference (27:30 min) ‣TDW ChH, TH int. (6:15 min) ‣TDW int. about Loki (1:24 min) ‣TDW Tom Hiddleston int. (7:50 min) ‣TDW Tom Hiddleston int. (5:45 min) ‣TDW uncle Vili int. (11:49 min) ‣TDW int. TH, AT, KF (33:28 min) ‣SDCC (4:07 min) / SDCC featurette (4:51 min) / TH interview (13:34 min) ‣Tom Hiddleston & Zac Levi "Conversations for a Cause" (1:08:53) ‣Tom Hiddleston int. pt. 1 (5:02 min), pt. 2 (7:39 min), pt. 3 (4:49 min) ‣Tom Hiddleston on working with KB & ChH (9:15 min) ‣Thor & Loki panel from Philadelphia 2016 (44:05 min) (list of filmed deleted scenes)

[janmisali]

Super Mario Bracket: basic seeding information

okay to prevent any more "oh no [character that's in the bracket] isn't in the bracket" comments (it's already happened twice) here's a basic plaintext list of the 128 characters that are in the Super Mario Bracket, in their seed order.

Vivian (215 nominations)

Luigi (104 nominations)

Rosalina (101 nominations)

Waluigi (90 nominations)

Daisy (81 nominations)

Yoshi (71 nominations)

Catherine (66 nominations)

Shy Guy (60 nominations)

Fawful (59 nominations)

Mario (56 nominations)

Dimentio (51 nominations)

Sonic (49 nominations)

Wario (45 nominations)

Bowser (45 nominations)

Goombella (45 nominations)

Abe Lincoln (39 nominations)

Count Bleck (34 nominations)

Toadette (31 nominations)

Dry Bones (31 nominations)

George Washingtoad (30 nominations)

Peach (27 nominations)

Gorbachev (26 nominations)

Captain Toad (24 nominations)

Mimi (24 nominations)

Kirby (23 nominations)

King Boo (22 nominations)

Funky Kong (22 nominations)

Kinoppe (22 nominations)

Tippi (21 nominations)

Toad (21 nominations)

Mr. L (21 nominations)

Peasley (20 nominations)

Kamek (20 nominations)

Twink (18 nominations)

MC Ballyhoo (18 nominations)

Boo (18 nominations)

Strollin' Stu (18 nominations)

The Old Psychic Lady with the Evil Eye Who Reads Fortunes and Knows Everything Before It Happens (17 nominations)

Geno (16 nominations)

Bowser Jr. (15 nominations)

Penny (15 nominations)

Nabbit (15 nominations)

Orbulon (15 nominations)

Ashley (14 nominations)

Roy (14 nominations)

????? (14 nominations)

Slammer (14 nominations)

Link (14 nominations)

Iggy (14 nominations)

Starlow (14 nominations)

Bow (13 nominations)

Bowser's brother (13 nominations)

Yellow & Blue Toad (13 nominations)

Nastasia (13 nominations)

Ludwig (12 nominations)

Bobbery (12 nominations)

Boshi (12 nominations)

Shadow (12 nominations)

Dry Bowser (11 nominations)

E. Gadd (10 nominations)

Samus (10 nominations)

O'Chunks (10 nominations)

Koops (10 nominations)

Goomba (10 nominations)

Donkey Kong (10 nominations)

MIPS (9 nominations)

Cyndi Lauper (9 nominations)

Blooper (9 nominations)

King Bob-omb (9 nominations)

Whacka (9 nominations)

Popple (9 nominations)

Lemmy (9 nominations)

Petey Piranha (9 nominations)

Monty Mole (9 nominations)

K. Rool (9 nominations)

Captain Lou (9 nominations)

Pink Gold Peach (9 nominations)

5-Volt (8 nominations)

Toadsworth (8 nominations)

Bobby (8 nominations)

Dreambert (8 nominations)

Peachette (8 nominations)

Mallow (8 nominations)

Cappy (8 nominations)

Wiggler (8 nominations)

Albert Einstein (8 nominations)

Broque Monsieur (8 nominations)

Dorrie (8 nominations)

the letter "p" (7 nominations)

Pauline (7 nominations)

Ms. Mowz (7 nominations)

Gooigi (7 nominations)

Inkling (7 nominations)

FLUDD (7 nominations)

Goomba Tower (7 nominations)

White Mage (7 nominations)

Rawk Hawk (7 nominations)

Spike (7 nominations)

Morton (7 nominations)

Francis (7 nominations)

Pikmin (7 nominations)

GLOM (7 nominations)

George Washington (7 nominations)

I am a teacher: Super Mario Sweater (7 nominations)

Huey (6 nominations)

Plato (6 nominations)

Mii (6 nominations)

Lanky Kong (6 nominations)

Captain Syrup (6 nominations)

Koopa Kid (6 nominations)

Chuckster (6 nominations)

Bill Gates (6 nominations)

Chunky Kong (6 nominations)

Fracktail (6 nominations)

Gandhi (6 nominations)

Blaze (6 nominations)

Undodog (6 nominations)

Elvira (6 nominations)

Poochy (6 nominations)

Big Bertha (5 nominations)

Bill Board et al. (5 nominations)

Ninji (5 nominations)

Elvis (5 nominations)

the Yoshi kid (5 nominations)

Midbus (5 nominations)

Punio (5 nominations)

Mary O. (5 nominations)

Dribble & Spitz (5 nominations)

[oldtvlover]

Hi guys,

and with this we are in S5 and start of course with Cap!

If you feel reminded of the bloopers, that was my full intention!!! *grins*

Enjoy!

P.S.: Try to work on these special Gifs as soon as I can. I mean for each series over 30 pics. Geez!

[is-on-its-way]

Bathtub

Post-Fight the Future

A moment in Scully's recovery from Antarctica after being released from a Buenos Aires hospital.

Inspired by this insane "blooper" video. and a tweet asking for a fic about said moment.

There was a soft knock at the door and Mulder said “Scully?” through it. 

“Come in Mulder” she called. 

There was a pause and she yelled out again with a smile “Im not indecent”. She was covered in bubbles after all, he wouldn’t be able to see anything below her shoulders.

He opened the door and slid his face through it apprehensively but when he saw she was covered completely, he relaxed and moved halfway across the frame.

She smiled up at him as she swallowed a retort of “Nothing you haven't seen before”, not wanting to make him needlessly uncomfortable. He had seemed like he’d been held together by a fine thread, under constant threat of loosing what little composure he’d been keeping together for her since she had woken up in the hospital in Buenos Aires. 

They had been in an airy third floor walk up on a street full of colourful buildings, with bare trees lining the cobble stones, since she’d been released from the hospital a couple of days ago. She’d been throughly enjoying wandering around Palermo with him, looking at the old architecture that rivalled DC, listening to live music in the evenings, sitting at a corner cafe sipping wonderful warm coffee, not thinking about work for what felt like the first time in a long while. 

He hadn’t mentioned anything about what had happened yet, letting her take the lead, but she could tell he was itching to. He had so much on his mind and she would have to get the full accounting eventually. But here in this cozy old stone building, in a bathtub from at least 1920, with a weathered door that wouldn’t lock, she felt like she was in a different lifetime. A sanctuary away from the x files and what they would have to return to in Washington in two days. 

“Hey” he said eyes lingering on her face, no chance of impropriety there. She loved him for it.

“Skinner called, he’s glad you’re out of the hospital and he said to call as soon as you can, so…”

“No dilly dallying?”

He smiled at the term and said “Right, I don’t think we should keep him waiting he’s uh… well, annoyed would be a generous interpretation”

She laughed, “Okay, Ill be out in a minute.”

He turned out of the door then back to her “I was going to order some late breakfast, what do you want?”

“You can order in Spanish over the phone?” She raised an eyebrow.

“Well…” He shrugged throwing his hands out. The bottle cap he’d been playing with slipped from his fingers, hit the water, and sank with a tink to the bottom of the tub. 

“Sorry” he said quickly, passing all the way through the threshold and stooping down over the tub. Before she could think to move, he slipped his arm between her legs and was fishing on the bottom of the tub for it. She swallowed the gasp in her throat as his arm brushed her inner thigh and her back straightened imperceptibly in response.

She followed his arm down with her eyes and shifted her legs open so he could reach it, where she could feel it had fallen, under her leg. She looked up at his face, lips parted, in surprise. He seemed truly concentrated on finding the thing. Was he just so comfortable with her now, almost kissing her in hallways, and carrying her half naked across the arctic that this was just what their partnership had evolved into? She wondered what he would do next, imagined what he would do next, hoped at what he would do next. 

“Got it” he said and looked up at her, his hand dripping over the water. Their eyes met and she swallowed as she saw him register the desire she had been too slow to hide. She could see the moment flicker behind his eyes as he realised what he had done. His cheeks burned red as he leaned back, closing his hand around it in a tight fist. “Im sorry Scully, I don’t know what I was thinking doing that.”

She shook her head, setting her face in a casual expression, and ran her tongue over her dry lips. “Thats okay Mulder.” 

They both waited for the other to speak and when neither did, she decided to end his agony. Her mouth spread in a wide smile and then she was giggling. He looked at her and chanced a smile. 

“Mulder” she said sweetly. The water sloshed as she put her hands up in front of her, resting her fingers on the hollow between her clavicles, covering her breasts. She leaned onto the side of the tub, closing the distance he'd put between them. She looked up into his face. “It’s nothing you haven’t seen before anyway.” She said it as a comfort, not in jest.

Mulder’s face was flushed but he smiled at her with such gentle affection, she could’ve stood up and thrown her arms around him in a sudsy wet hug. 

Instead she said “Can we go out to that cafe again? I think I need to get the blood flowing with a walk.” Not that that wasn’t already happening right now, but she wanted to be outside, she’d felt slightly suffocated being inside since Antarctica.

“Of course, anything you want, Scully” He said in that stoic tone she loved, as he stood and made his way out of the bathroom, closing the door behind him. 

End. 

@today-in-fic