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Hey I'm the dyke union anon! You reblogging that post about not blocking dykes made me think of the fact that in the meantime I found out a way to explain to those "I'm not straight but I'm not lgbt" people why being in the community might be good for them. Being lgbt is a job and the lgbt community is a union. We are allies in a fight to make things more bearable for us. You're free to work and not join the union but c'mon, you just heard anti-union, bootstrap theory propaganda all your life that you're scared that not doing it alone means you're lazy and bad. Also we might think you're a scab (like biphobes, lesbophobes, transphobes, racists...)
I might just be a little high so it took me a second to parse through this, but I think I got the spirit!
Youre saying the people who are lgbt but don’t believe in solidarity and are homophobic/transphobic/lesbophobic/etc are technically at the same “job” as us, but if they don’t join the “union” (being actually supportive to all lgbt not just the ones they see as ‘good’) there’s probably a reason for that and we’re gonna call them scabs, right?
#so sorry if I’m misunderstanding 😭 I feel like my brain isn’t working this morning lol#asks#anon#dyke union anon#that’s right you get a tag. mwah
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y’all do know the age in your bio thing is for adults right. minors should not be sharing actual ages online. if you must write something just say you are a minor (or if you want to be more specific try <14 or 15<). i cant stress enough that the internet is not as safe as you think it is, and the less personal details minors hand out, the better
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lesbians and bisexuals need to unionize and start biting people
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shoutout to all the lesbians/transmascs who went to the hairstylist at 12-14 asking for dyke/masc short hair and came home looking like karen from the HOA
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we should start oppressing people who have a good sense of direction
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yes i want to listen to new music. no i can’t stand any music that i don’t already know. do you see the problem here
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I think meanferalbutch is perfect! Reclaiming the stereotypes about butches while being catchy! But utterdykery is like a Fireball spell, it's incredibly potent.
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Utterdykery holds a very special place in that it is so potent (it was also my fetlife handle for a bit) but also I can only imagine a straight person having to read it out loud to me at some point and me having to stop angry thoughts even tho I asked to be called this lmfao
I kind of also love that meanferalbutch reclaims the stereotypes too!! I think meanbutch is too plain on its own but I am also kinda feral in my own , full of hidden rage, way so it works out. It’s truly such a tough decision I have to decide if I care more about werewolves or being a mean butch more!! Again call me fucking king Solomon cause I wanna cut these babies up rather than lose them!
#asks#dyke union anon#thank you so much for weighing in#I love that you stay on that fantasy grind we should dm about dnd sometime :)
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My condolences on the blur, now I can't see you in elf ears everytime you cross my dash :(
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It’s soooo sad isn’t it!!! Idk I’m hoping no one is just working at tumblr today to appeal it (rude) but if it does get retagged as explicit tomorrow I’ll probably just remake cause I’m addicted to that little elf ear icon and having a header image. Anyways I’ve definitely seen people posts stuff way more explicit so I wanna know why I was flagged but ok :|
#I hate not having an icon it suckssss#my worst fear is no one following my new blog from this blog tho cause I pretty much lose all my followers when I jumped blogs last time#but it will be nice to not have a big following again#asks#dyke union anon
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Oh I'm sorry, I wasn't clear! The Mage lines (Mage the Ascension and Mage the Awakening) are not DnD! They're from the RPGs of the World of Darkness and Storyteller/Storytelling system (you might have heard of the most famous line, Vampire the Masquerade).
What are TTRPGs if not fun and silly voices though x)
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Ohhhhh gotcha!! That makes sense why I don’t recognize them though I have heard of VTM! I know this blog is mostly for horny purposes but dm if you ever want to gush over dnd characters I love to talk about my silly little guys
#asks#dyke union anon#I’ve got a goblin puppet class named Narq#and a werewolf butch from the 80s named dominika nazaroff#and a little halfling bard with the silliest voice who’s brother is a folk here his name is smerdis he’s just some guy#dnd
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There's the whole dyke union, but there's only one dyke union anon (and a buggy website)
The whole dyke union, god bless us all. Tumblr you can sit this one out we will see you at the next blessing.
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I get that, I know I'm an Enchantement Wizard Drow through and through, even though bards are my favourite class to play! (I have an enormous affinity for magic, which is also why I like the Mage lines from World of Darkness and Chronicles of Darkness)
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Yesss how fun!! Now unfortunately we are reaching the limit of my dnd knowledge as even though I am nerdy enough to play this for like 5 years I am allergic to reading any of the handbooks all the way through and I get most of my knowledge from playing and listening to dnd podcasts LMAO so sorry I didn’t even know there were lines of mages
#this is so embarrassing girl Im such a poser dnd player I don’t read lore or rules#I just want to make silly voices with my friends#but I really do appreciate you telling me this aizard stow is such a fun combo#wizard#asks#dyke union anon
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Btw, your new profile pic is giving lvl 4 Hexblade Warlock Half-Elf who's gotten a +2 in Charisma and is flaunting it vibes
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I love this ask so so much but I have to come clean in that I am actually tragically a barbarian human (half orc?) through and through who only has a +1 in performance at best let’s not even talk charisma
#asks#anon#dyke union anon#this is such a sweet compliment hehe#idk if I’ve ever played a warlock! maybe my goblin character from years ago actually#it’s like. given the choice imma go for like barbarian or hard or rogue. but it’s fun to pretend I’d be a cool magic dude#dnd
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I worded that ask poorly I realised xD I meant the people who are like "labels don't matter so I just don't identify with the lgbt community and don't use lgbt terms or q for myself"! Which in itself is not bad! It's just a shame that they're not joining up with the union, but also we in the union might think they're scabs (i.e transphobes, racists, lesbophobes, biphobes...)
No I mean I get that totally! It just took my sleepy brain a bit to catch up. I used to know a gay man in high school who struggled a ton with internalized homophobia and basically saw the lgbt community as annoying and too flamboyant and not supportive. He would shit on lesbians and gay men alike cause he did not want to be gay. It was so sad to talk to him and try and get him ti see the solidarity and love in the lgbt community. But to be fair we both grew up in a fairly conservative southern area words like queer were not used as a positive thing by any means and I can’t blame someone growing up in that environment for internalizing at least some of it.
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I think I worked that last ask badly xD I meant those people who are like "I am not straight but I don't associate with the lgbt community or use any terms of identity from the lgbt community"! Which isn't bad in itself! But it's a shame because c'mon, I understand society has anti-union propaganda that encourages you to think that it's everyone for themselves but you should question why you are scared of mutual aid and community... But also we might think there's a big risk you're a scab (i.e transphobe, racist, lesbophobe...)
Haha I understand tumblr probably just glitched but since I got two messages I’d like to believe that there’s two people out there trying to take the title of dyke union anon. So funny.
But also yes!! Society especially western white society has placed a huge amount of value on individualism and self sufficiency but the honest to god truth is that no one gets out of life without some help! We need to band together and provide the same help we were given to others or we as a species are doomed to fail.
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