#dxntsayit

[misterquickwitted]

v-day application: nothing romantic, let's just drink a lot of wine, do our nails and eat crap tons of chocolate. and talk shit about everybody.

“Okay, I’m down for all of that... except maybe the nails thing. Does that robot body even have finger nails?”

[britishbountyhunter]

🚑

🚑 - If your muse was the only person around and someone was injured, would they help? Would they have the experience needed? 

Honestly? If he had nothing else going on at the moment, he probably would since he has undoubtedly developed some first aid skills during his time on his own. But it wouldn’t be out of the goodness of his heart or pity, it’d be like he’d make sure that the victim would get the treatment they needed and then he’d have them do him a favor later down the road. And if they would refuse to do what he wanted them to do, he’d make sure to claim that life he saved.

[finctus-a-blog]

⧞ @dxntsayit ❤’d

     Interest is what’s drawn her here. Her own curiosity, pure and simple. She’s oh so late to investigating Project Freelancer, but it feels to her like all the information that has been opened to the public since the final termination of the program is not, in fact, all that there is. A horrible thought, in all honesty, given the heavy and terrible things that had been in all those released files, but despite how awful it all is... Cortana can’t help but feel some fascination with it all, as well.

Finally, she finds the first in the series of those she’s searching for. It’s taken some hunting, to be sure, and gathering information through some more... dubious methods, but she’s here. Rather than waste time, a flicker of blue comes to life above one of the main computer terminals in the base. The form of a small woman appears, and promptly places her hands on her hips.

          “Agent Texas, correct?”

[nosimplehussy-blog]

“Damn! Now those are some big-ass panties.”

She shrugged. “People at school used to say I was built to contain a family of four.”

[renegadetwins]

Ѡ

Send an “Ѡ” for my muse’s reaction to being sent accidental nudes.

[Text: Texass] Wrong number.

[Text: Texass] Going to bet Director, not Dakota, South

[redemption-in-flames]

Ѡ

[Text] Good pictures, wrong number....

[thesinningdaddy]

dxntsayit replied to your post: “Come to me, you sweet lil ducklings! I shall be...

“Define basic chores.”

“Dishes. Making dinner. Cleaning. Basic house chores.”

[iveology]

dxntsayit replied to your post: “Someone save me, Tex is mooning over all these...

[sips on her mocha]

“Gimmie.”

[belxspeak]

dxntsayit replied to your post: outofmxnd replied to your post: how to make an...

DON’T YOU DARE

“But??? I just wanna learn what it is...”

[sorryaboutthemessfellas-arc-blog]

@dxntsayit

Like every two year old, the small red haired, green eyed child was naturally curious about everything around her. It was no wonder they called it the ‘terrible twos’. Carolina was becoming more of a little hellion every day, always trying to get into everything and anything she can. It was almost like she actually enjoyed giving her parents a hard time, no matter what she was doing, she’d give her parents a run around before getting caught much to their dismay.

With her daddy in the study busy with his thesis, and her mother going about the house doing chores or whatever she stuck being confined to her playpen.... which she hated. She’d rather be running around the house. But it was the only way to keep her out of trouble when they couldn’t keep an eye on her. In which she will sit there pouting and whining until one of them finally let her out of the small prison.

Carolina stood up placing both her little hands on the side of the playpen looking around the living room. She could hear her mother in the other room, it sounded like she was loading up the washing machine or something.

“Mommy!!” Carolina wailed loudly looking down the hallway. 

[misterquickwitted]

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Send “✘” for your muse to run their fingers along mine’s scars!

Tucker scrunches up his face on impulse when Tex reaches for him, half expecting her to pull at his hair or flick his nose or something else to get back at him for whatever annoying thing he’s done lately. Which... he probably has coming, he’s already made like six shitty jokes since they started talking. 

But then there’s just fingers lightly pressing to the thin line running through his eyebrow. Blinking his eyes open, he looks at her, confusion obvious on his face. “Sup, Tex? You into scars? I mean... that kinda figures. That one’s kinda lame though, I’ve got way more awesome ones if you wanna see.”

[gottagetmeoneofthese]

(x)

dxntsayit replied to your post “Hey. Can I borrow your frying pan. For.... Reasons. It's uh. Better...”

"No-pe. Just need to use it to prove something to someone."

“Well...okay. But you should know, I’m aware of every scratch, dent, and rust spot. My head made most of those dents.”

[renegadetwins]

“I was pretending to be a ninja and the blade of the knife just flew right off and broke the window.”

Drunk Starters: Accepting

“Wh- North is gonna be so pissed off!” She’s laughing, despite the fact she knows he’ll blame her for it. She wondered vaguely if North had ever even seen Texas drunk.

[thesinningdaddy]

🎤

Out on a job was always a joy for the agent, it meant he could have some fun. The best part is playing with the enemies when they tried escaping, making them feel like they could. A soft hum rumbled in his throat as he swung the hatchet in hand, beginning to sing;

“Ding DongI know you can hear meOpen up the doorI only want to play a little

Ding DongYou can’t keep me waitingIt’s already too lateFor you to try and run away

I see you through the window Our eyes are locked together I can sense your horrorThough I’d like to see it closer~”

[necroarchived]

dxntsayit replied to your post: sometimes you sound like you don't like arthas...

FUN FACT! You can RP and enjoy RPing as a character while still admitting how problematic/flawed they are!

     Seriously, the best part about Arthas is that when he fell, he embraced it. Became the worst version of himself. He had multiple chances to return to the Light, to humanity, and he took literally none of them. He actively destroyed those chances and laughed at people who might’ve harbored aspirations of making him see the errors of his ways. 

[belxspeak]

dxntsayit replied to your post: “I wanna play with am emp.”

“No, you don’t.”

“Why not?”