#dwight impersonates jim

[mannytoodope]

Creed: In the parking lot today, there was a circus. The copier did tricks on the high wire. A lady tried to give away a baby that looked like a cat. There was a Dwight impersonator and a Jim impersonator. A strongman crushed a turtle. I laughed, and I cried. Not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company.

[raptor1312]

Yoooo this is looking splendid! Can’t wait to keep on reading this if you make more..

And, time to make the obligatory Jim impersonating Dwight reference https://youtu.be/5f5ni0zpl5E?si=OlXsfktV6uP5v_v_

Deceit of Identity -- Protologue

It's out! I only had this planned for now, but, you know, let's see how it goes.

(If the text is difficult to read, I did provide a transcript in the image description.) Woo, that was six pages! Not much to hype about, but I did have this idea in mind. Since it's kind of unclear, this is actually a sort of dreamland (or, more fittingly, hallucinatory world), and definitely not the real world. However, Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla's bodies are now swapped in the real world as well.

Thank you for reading!

[ashlipizazz]

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[timmaay]

This scene is totally underrated

"I'm Jim Halpert....*looks nerdy at camera* ehhhh 'little comment'"

[sighingsiren-tales]

4 hours later...

Trying to stick to my word.

Should I make Freaky Friday a thing? (Story themed day)

Word Count: 5.6k

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“Where in fucks name do you think you’re going?” Jin questions with no real malice. 

You turn around slightly, barely looking over your shoulder before you scoff and pour another glass of wine for yourself. 

“Nowhere” you mumble sourly. 

Seokjin walks around to face you, leaning down, so that his face was but a hair away from you. He scans your expression and your outfit; As his eyes pass over you, you suddenly feel so silly. 

“Your makeup and dress say otherwise”. 

You shoot him a glare. Pushing off the barstool, slightly annoyed, you go to the fridge to grab something to munch on angrily. You hope the vigorous hewing will curb your anger; You grab a green apple, tossing it in the air once before closing the fridge and looking up at Jin with the most nonchalant expression that you could muster. 

“I got stood up” Your words were as dry as the evening. 

His eyes narrow.

“Stood up?” He questions. 

The words sound foreign on his tongue but you are sure he knows the meaning. 

You nod your head once, curtly, before taking another angry bite out of the apple. 

“Do you not know what ‘I got stood-up’ means?” You must say, that was quite bitchy. 

Seokjin does not flinch. 

“Look at my face, look at its perfection, contemplate its beauty” He poses. 

You roll your eyes.

“Are we nearing the point?”. 

“Ignoring that. Given my” He strikes another pose. 

“Assets. Do you really think I know the meaning of such words?”. 

You glare at him ready to fire back but, upon further reflection, what could you truly say to that? Jin was gorgeous, even to the blind. You visibly sag, dropping the bitchy exterior. 

Your cheeks heat up in embarrassment. 

“It’s been two hours and he hasn’t even attempted to contact me” You mumble the words, as if they’re a shame to get out. 

Embarrassing doesn’t even begin to cover it. 

Seokjin pulls up a stool to sit by you. 

“Not that now is the right time, but did you seriously cut ties with me for a guy who didn’t even show up?”.

Ah, Seokjin and his brutal honesty; Even if the timing was terrible, he’s right. 

“I cut ties with you because I wanted more than just sex”.

To that, Seokjin was absolutely quiet and truth be told, you expected it. You didn’t think he would answer you nor did you think he would jump to your defense at the first sight of your sadness. It wasn't necessarily uncomfortable silence that followed, more like a welcome break from words.

After a few moments of quiet, Seokjin spoke up. 

“Question, what kind of bear is best?” He spoke in his best Jim impersonating Dwight from the office impression. 

It was your favorite sitcom and you looked up at him with a hint of a smile on your features. He could see your eyes twinkle, for only a half a second, but that alone was enough to keep up the bit. He kept a straight face, speaking before you could even answer. 

“False, black bear”.

You giggle, pushing at his shoulder which caused his facade to crack for just a moment, a hint of a smile peaking through. 

“Fact: bears eat beets” He spoke, annunciating  obnoxiously.

You both look at each other for a moment, fighting smiles. 

“Bears, Beets, Battle star galactica” You both finished together, earning him a hearty laugh from you.

He smiles at the sound. That was one reason why you always loved being around Jin, sex or not; He always knew how to make you laugh regardless of the situation. The two of you sat there for God knows how long, watching random episodes of the office and giggling at every joke that was made. Slowly but surely, the air was changing to a much less sad and pathetic vibe the longer you sat there watching videos with Jin on his phone. The longer you stay there with him, the more that you seem to relax and revert back to a state of happiness. Your stress seems to melt away and whenever he felt you devolved back into unwelcome seriousness, his finger tickled you back into happy submission. In those moments filled with fits of laughter, you remembered with a fierce vengeance why you adored Seokjin as you did; His smile and mannerisms could light up a room like nothing else. A part of you selfishly wanted that smile and happiness to belong solely to you. Now, would you make that known? Probably not but in these few moments of bliss You allow yourself a few seconds to believe your deepest desire is true; You were almost lost to it. 

That was until the doorbell rang.

 Your head turns towards the door, your stomach bubbling in both anger and anxiety at the thought of it being Hyungmin. Hell, what would you do if it was Hyungmin? Jin looked at you for a split second and the look you shared means you both know who was behind that door. He does not allow you the chance; He rises quickly, going to the door, shirtless nonetheless. He grabbed the doorknob and threw the door open ,giving you no time to mentally prepare yourself as he revealed Hyungmin. The aforementioned stood there looking as cool as a cucumber; By his lack of remorse, he doesn’t even appear to care about the time of night it was . 

“Hi!” Seokjin’s tone is overly cheery. 

You’re almost concerned about what he would do. Almost.

Before Hyungmin could get a word out, Jin starts speaking again:

“Yeah, so sorry, but she’s busy” His words drip with mock sympathy. 

You hide a chuckle at the fake sympathy that Jin was trying to conjure up.  The not as handsome guy in front of him furrows his eyebrows in confusion as your stomach did the most complicated gymnastics routine your brain could think of; He was nearly four hours late and still had the gaul to show up at your doorstep? Was this even a real attempt to take you out or was he just trying to get in your pants? Who did he think he was?

“Doing what?” He deadpanned, obviously not buying it.

Jin turns around quickly, giving you a glance over his shoulder with a quick smirk. 

“Nosey one isn’t he?” The glint in his eye is dangerous and playful, jabbing his thumb over his shoulder at the audacious intruder.

Even through his playful exterior, you had been around and been with Seokjin long enough that you could sense the hint of jealousy masked in his words. 

Jin does not give you the time to respond, not that you planned on adding to the encounter. The wine was making its presence known quite fiercely, your head swims and you can not bring yourself to keep your composure. The name of the game? Try not to laugh. Only half of his name left your lips, a half-assed attempt at speech before Jin turned back around to face the date that had stood you up; Just like that, Jin was in control of the convo. He was the elder here, of us all.

“I said she’s busy” His true annoyance interlocks with his tone. 

“Look, I don’t know who the fuck you think you are-”

“Lovely, then allow me to introduce myself ” Jin straightens his spine; He is easily looking down on the man in front of him. The bass returns to his voice. 

“Hello there! I’m a decent guy who doesn’t make a woman wait for four hours for a lousy date which, in your case, is code for a half-assed attempt at pussy”. 

No one speaks.

Hyung-Min’s face is unreadable. After another moment or two you decide to pipe up. 

“You were supposed to be here at 7, Hyung-Min”.

Hyungmin is quiet at first, looking to you and then back to Seokjin. Something in Jim’s expression causes him to bristle, scoffing before chuckling slightly in disbelief. Before he can compose himself enough to speak, Jin is on the attack again. 

“If you truly knew how late you were, almost 4 hours in case you forgot, you would not offer any sorry ass arguments. Come to think of it, I see the cowardly lack of an apology”. 

His tone was final and left absolutely no room for argument; His insults were calculated and all were true. 

“And worse, the audacity of still showing up with the expectation of something”.

The finality in his voice and the way he was standing up for your honor was an absolute turn on; It wasn’t kosher but the fact that Jin was outraged at someone mistreating you was sweet. The fact that he stood up for you in spite of the fact that he liked you. This all confirms what you already had a sneaking suspicion of: Jin has a permanent place in your heart. Some part of you would always adore him, forever. You had only wished he did this all the time and not just at spotty moments of emotion; You love the passion, but you love consistency more. If Jin was going to be there for you, you wanted the consistency, the commitment. 

While you’re chewing on that, Hyungmin remains absolutely silent, not responding to the obvious and just staring at Jin. Your knight, who has proven himself to be rather merciless when called for, seems emboldened.

“Also, who picks someone up for a date at” Seokjin pauses to turn around, asking you for the time sweetly; His demeanor changes completely when he looks at you. He’s smiling, genuinely and his eyes hold a certain tenderness.

“Time check beautiful?” That beautiful and all knowing smirk on his face. 

You look him over once quickly, or so you thought; The alcohol definitely slows your reaction time. Your lips turn upwards at his soft handling of you or from the beautiful view of a shirtless Seokjin. When you finally come to and open your phone to check the time, Seokjin notes his observations: 

"Don’t look at me like that while the bozo is still here, it isn’t polite”.

You bit back a smile at his antics, keeping yourself in check the best you could. But truthfully, you were giddy. He was standing up for you in such a profound way; To see how he stepped up to try to lighten your mood was heartwarming.  Seokjin, forever the charmer. Remembering reality, you tell him it was nearly 11pm and he gives you a quick wink. 

“Thanks sweetheart” With that he turns away from you, his voice lowering as he speaks to the man in front of him. 

“At 11pm? If you just want your dick wet, go elsewhere” Jin’s words didn’t shock you, he’s always been a smartass, but his tone was not one for joking. You could tell that he was dead serious about every word that left his mouth. 

Hyung-Min begins to look uncomfortable and at this, Jin makes a smug sound, emanating from deep within his chest as if he had gotten confirmation on who the alpha male was. Truth be told, everyone in the vicinity knew who the alpha male was, including you. 

“Before I tell you about yourself, accept the excuse of ‘she’s busy’ and leave” Jin’s voice lowered back down to his normal, melodic octave, though with a rough edge to it, an edge that made you shiver. 

You couldn’t take your eyes off of him, tracing over the muscles of his back and the proportions of his broad shoulders. His smooth unblemished skin, toned arms with a face sculpted by the Goddess. Did you just lick your lips in front of Hyungmin? 

What was the name of that wine, again?

Hyung-Min’s spine begins to straighten, as if he’s had enough of his manhood being invalidated by Jin talking down to him. 

“If she doesn’t want to see me, say that. Don’t tell me she’s busy when she’s clearly not. I’m not fucking blind” Hyungmin counters, his tone does nothing to hide his irritation. 

Jin lets out a harsh laugh, a bark almost. 

“Amazing, I almost believed you gave a fuck about her. You’re a theater major aren’t you?” The sentence is accompanied by a breathy laugh. 

“Accounting, actually”. 

Jin waves his hand in the air. 

“Who really gives a shit. Why are you still here? Go on” He clicks his tongue and tilts his chin upwards. 

“Off you trot”. 

Hyung-Min’s hands balled into fists at his side. 

“Who the fuck do you think you are?”. 

Jin takes a step forward; They’re chest to chest. 

“The guy who’s to show her the difference between a boy and a man. I’d return the question if I cared”. 

"Fuck that, Babygirl c'mon. We have better things to do then stay here".

You raise a brow. Who the fuck was Babygirl? Not I, said the cat. (Hint, YOU'RE the cat): Before oyu can respond Jin beats you to the punch

“I said she’s busy” He growls. 

You felt your entire being shift when you heard that sound come from Jin. Did he just growl? Jin rarely shows anger so that growl was palpable. 

“Accept the excuse before I hurt your feelings”. 

“I can see her right the fuck there, I know she’s not busy” Hyung-Min counters, his voice louder than before. 

“You can not be this deft” Jin mumbles before he huffs out a laugh. 

“Trust me, after this I’m going to get on her ass in more ways than one about her dating standards. Men like you are unacceptable”. 

Hyung-Min rolls his eyes and his jaw clenches before he’s looking over at you, past Jin’s shoulder. You barely feel the need to make eye contact with him. All you can think of is the shirtless Adonis who was standing up for you. You don’t even meet his eyes; Your gaze is fixated on Seokjin.

“Your parents ever taught you to look someone in the eye when they’re talking to you?”. 

Hyungmin grits his teeth, nearing his limit as his ears flare red. As if he realizes how childish he’s being, he laughs, though you can tell it is out of frustration. 

“I’m sure she had nothing better planned than our date this evening” Hyungmin shot back, turning up his nose in annoyance and slight disgust as he let out a humorless laugh. 

His arrogance was repulsive; He hadn’t apologized once, didn't even showed remorse and he still expected you to go out with him. What a fucking prick. He originally was going to be a quick fuck and nothing more, but no dick could champion this behavior. 

“That’s where you’re wrong” Jin pauses to look back at you and the heat of his gaze is familiar.

And, though the night proves to be full of surprises, nothing in the world could prepare you for the words that came out of Seokjin's mouth next. 

“I have a few inches of something that’ll keep her busy for the next few hours. Enjoy your night!”. 

You barely saw the look of absolute disbelief on Hyung-Min’s face before Jin slammed the door in it and power walked back over to the kitchen, making a beeline for the fridge and grabbing a bottle of water. 

“Whew, all that bullshit made me thirsty”.

“Jin, what in fucks name did you just do?” You asked quite confused and even a bit scared, though the chuckle between your statement did not make it seem so. 

Maybe it was because Hyung-Min was popular at college as you didn’t need people labeling you as a slut because of this or worse. But then again, Hyung-Min was a notorious man whore so, it could technically cancel out any rumor that started about you, right? Jin walks over to you slowly, taking a few gulps of the water before capping it and setting it down on the table next to you. Stalking up to you with the determination of a man on a mission, he grabs your face in his hands. He scans your face once, then twice before his gaze drops to your lips. His thumb brushes your cheek, then your lips before he brings his lips closer to yours. 

Your noses brush against each other. 

“This okay?”. 

You didn’t need to think about it; You nod. 

With that, He kisses you passionately, letting his lips meet yours over and over again. You smile against his lips; He was always in a hurry to kiss you.  As his hands smoothed down the side of your neck, his thumbs brushed over your jaw; You never knew that Jin held that much passion underneath that goofy exterior of his but the proof was there in the swipes of his tongue against your own, the soft feel of his lips. You feel his length digging into your stomach and it takes all you have to swallow your moans. Could you ever resist Jin? Truly? 

You let your hands enclose around his wrist as you stand up, letting the kiss overtake you in ways that you hadn’t felt in months. You pull yourself closer to him, able to feel the heat emanating off of him through the thin material of your dress. Your nipples seem to slide against his chest in ways that make your brain fog. 

“Did you hear what I told him?” He asks once he’s able to pull himself away, slightly out of breath. 

The kiss left you with absolutely words;  You were only able to nod weakly with his coaxing.

“Speak” he commands firmly but gently, pulling you closer to him with a large hand tugging on your hips. 

“Yes, I did” Your voice is barely a whisper.

His eyes pass over you once, then twice before a hand snuck down, underneath your ass. You gasp but he only pulls you closer by the handful; His lips go straight for yours again. All too soon, his tongue disappears.

“Repeat it back to me, I need to be sure you heard me” His voice is lower than you’ve ever heard it. 

You immediately feel your skin and cheeks heat up; You knew what it was that Jin wanted. He wanted you to say it.

 It was a few times before that he got like that, wanting  to hear every single moment of him driving you crazy. He wanted you to say the dirtiest things, he loved to hear it in your voice. 

But what he loved even more to make you watch it happen.

Bottomline, the sex was always amazing when he got riled up and so, you did as he commanded and complained very little. 

Of course, nothing is so easy with Seokjin. 

“Oh, now you don’t have bass in your voice?” His expression is nothing short of a mix of amused and aroused. 

You let your fingers dance up his arms, admiring the veins that trail down the sides of his forearms before letting your hands rest on his broad shoulders. Gripping the back of your neck, he let his gaze flutter down to your lips before locking your gaze again. 

“What did I say?” He asks again, this time while he was much closer to your lips.

You felt yourself consciously raising on your tiptoes as you let your arm hook around his neck, your gaze fixated on his lips. He pulls back a bit, just out of reach. It’s a distance you know he’ll willingly close if you say it. Now or never, right? 

“Well, if I remember correctly, you told me that you have a few inches of something that could keep me busy” You whisper as you drop your head to his chest, hiding there for a moment as you contemplate your next move. 

Your palm hovers over his print before you get the confidence to grab it. 

Looking up at him from underneath pretty lashes you say: 

“I could only imagine this was what you meant”.

“Hmm” he sounds, using a single finger to trace underneath your chin; Your lips are easily accessible and your gaze was firmly on him. 

“You gonna make a liar out of me?” He asks softly, his lips now only a hair away from your own. 

You shook your head moving to close the distance between you two, though Jin resisted. With a slight smile on his face he confirms“no?” and you parrot the monosyllable before finally closing the distance between you two; He lets you. 

Seokjin knows what to do with you before you even get the chance for the words to pass your lips. The second that you let your fingers skim across his chest, Seokjin lets out a dark growl from deep in his chest, grabbing at your hips and pulling them into his. 

 You whine when you meet his hardness poking right into your stomach. The only reason you pull away, is to sigh pleasurably as Jin’s kisses move down your neck at the slowest possible pace. He lets out a low sound when you move against him, gripping at the biceps of his arm and silently begging him to continue. 

“Grind on it”. 

His gruff voice and large hand palming your ass, makes you liable to do whatever he wishes; Not that you were complaining. You roll your hips, and he lets out a low curse, bucking up into you for just a moment before he composes himself.

He pulls away from your neck with a wet sound and, with a dark look in his eyes, pulls you down on the nearby couch, situating you in his lap. His hands went to your waist almost immediately, smoothing their way down your hips and thighs. 

“I love when you touch me” your voice is barely above a whisper as you lean back, giving him a perfect view of your figure. 

“I want to remind you why no one can fuck you like I can”. 

Your fingers dance across his thighs. 

“Well, I suppose the outfit won’t be a waste then”. 

It took all of a few minutes for Jin’s hands to reach your upper thighs, the hem of your dress. His hands rest on your thighs before moving up your body, pushing the dress upwards and along with it. You can barely protest, letting him raise the dress to right above your navel. Bare, looking absolutely pathetic and desperate while you dripped onto Jin’s sweats.

A finger slides in, slow and gentle; He barely feels the need to take off your panties and just pushes them aside instead. You gush around him greedily and make the most lewd noises around his fingers. You squirm in his lap, his erection pressing into your backside. Another finger comes to circle your clit and your head falls back onto his shoulder; Jin had the most magical fingers. You roll your hips in tandem with his fingers. 

“I want to see your pretty face when you cum”. 

No time is wasted; His fingers slow to a stop and you turn to face him. The way he was looking at you at this moment? You were beyond elated that Hyungmin wasn’t the one between your legs tonight.

You look down at him with what you were sure was a heavy lidded gaze, filled with lust. Jin gladly returns your fervor, matching its intensity easily.

“Any reason why you’re staring me down?” He whispers as he leaned up to kiss the slope of your neck while his hand caressed your waist, encouraging and working you to roll your hips in his lap. 

“Mm” You sound, allowing yourself to relax so you could better feel his lips against your neck. 

The second you let out a moan that sounds dangerously close to his name, Jin presses a hand to the slight arch of your back, pulling you closer as he kisses your neck feverishly. He tugs at the waistband of your thong, letting his lips leave your neck so that he could whisper in your ear.

“As sexy as these are, I want them off”.

You make a move to get up but his hand on your ass stops you. Jin looks you straight in the eyes. You can read his mischievous gaze and, in a moment, he tugs hard enough that the material snaps in two.

A smug smirk of victory.

The sting of getting your panties ripped off your body was more than overshadowed by the overpowering lust you felt capsize your boat. You lean forward eagerly and meet Jin’s lips, kissing him with every ounce of passion you have. You let your hand trail down his chest and abs, manicured nails trailing down the flexing muscles before reaching the outline of his dick. You grab him, slowly letting your hand glide across the print. You moan deeply at the feeling; He was hard as a rock for you. He pulls away from your kiss to hiss his pleasure and you take that as your opportunity, sucking and kissing on his neck as you let your hands slip underneath the waistband of his sweatpants. You could hear his breathing become heavy as you let your hand glide up and down his length, spreading the pre cum generously across his tip. He felt so hot and heavy in your hand. Your fingertips and palm are sticky, but you couldn't care less. 

“I swear to God, if you don’t stop fucking with me and just ride me”.

His voice was so deliciously low, so melodious, so sexy; You could barely contain your moan.

“I can not believe you were going to fuck that boy” He accentuated the last of his words with a firm grab of your bare ass. 

His fingers dance over your clit, alternating the pressure as he relishes in how quickly you wet his palm, how sticky his fingers are.

When your thumb swipes over the head of his dick, Jin hisses once more before shoving his pants down his thighs and letting you hover over him. You pull away from the crook of his neck, admiring the marks that you had made. Seokjin let a single eyebrow raise as he looks you over. 

“I need anything?” He asks darkly and you immediately know what he was asking. 

You shook your head, telling him no. Unplanned kids are a super big no-no for you. An amused smirk crosses his lips as he leans up, his hands feeling their way up your waist before caressing your back. 

“You want me to go in raw?” He husks in your ear. 

You could only pull him closer, too aroused to even create sentences. You only grind on him, allowing your slick to drip out onto his length as you grind yourself against him. It feels like forever before you finally sink down on Seokjin, easily sliding down his length and landing comfortably in his lap. He lets out a shuddering moan, muttering something about how wet you were before letting both hands caress the flesh of your ass, lifting you slightly so he could settle himself properly. He swears under his breath before he grabs your ass. He bucks up for a moment and your head drops to his shoulder as you whine out your pleasure. You unconsciously spread your legs, letting him in deeper as you turn his lap into a slip and slide. You move your hips slowly, taking your time rolling them before grinding down on Jin. You felt Jin set his thrusts in time with your hips, pushing in as deep as he could go and letting out low, subtle moans as he enjoys the way he slides against your walls, hugged on all sides. Bracing your hands on his chest, you let yourself raise and fall on him as slowly as you can possibly handle. His lower lip was now caught between his teeth as he worked on matching your intensity; You could see his abs clench with every single movement and the way that he would look at you when he pushed in deep just to see the response that you gave was absolutely lethal. He watches you gush and whine over his cock, letting one hand brush across your navel as you moan his name. That same hand travels downward, its intention clear. He lets his fingers dance up, down and all around your clit, making a mess of you almost immediately. You were letting out loud whines of his name as he continued to move his fingers against your clit. You buck and whine to no use; Seokjin doesn’t care about overstimulation; he’s focused on making you cum harder than he ever has. 

“Seokjin” You call for him, hoping that he knows what you need from him without you saying it. 

Pressing a hand to the small of your back, he cleverly maneuvers you so that your upper half is pressed against him fully with his arm sandwiched between you too. 

“Easy baby, let me work”. 

He thrusts into you easily, his thrusts hitting exactly where you needed them to, over and over and over again.  You let out low moans of his name in quick succession, as if you could say anything else. His pace was picking up in speed and intensity, his skin slapping against yours as loud as ever.  Had you been less lust-stricken, you’d care about the lewd sounds. You widen your legs more, hoping to take all that Seokjin was willing to give you. 

“If I ever find out that you go to guys like that for dick when you have me right here, you’re not leaving my room for days” His words were a promise that you knew he would uphold and you knew that without him having to say any more on the topic.

“No more of that shit, alright?” His voice was softer now, diluted by his lust but tender and mixed with another emotion you couldn’t quite place. 

“No more” You readily agreed, your voice low and breathy.

In a moment, you’re flipped onto your back against the cushions of the couch. His hips piston in and out of you at a pace you almost can’t comprehend. Your legs hook around his hips and lock at the ankles. He lets his moans flow freely and you can do nothing but hang on and moan his praises in his ear. For a second, he pulls back and stills. His eyes soften for just a moment as he looks you over and the sight softens your heart; Your hand comes up to his cheek, fingertips brush across his God-like features, his jawline before stopping at his lips. He holds your gaze before kissing your fingertips. 

“Hi” The monosyllabic word is shy, soft. 

Jin smiles leaning down to connect your lips once more before returning the greeting. He hooks his arms underneath your thighs so that he could stand with him still inside of you. 

You let out a surprised yelp followed by a short laugh as he walked with you to his room. He was still inside of you, emphasized by the slow purposeful steps he took. Since you couldn’t resist, you let your arms hang loosely around his shoulders as you grind against him. He let out a giggle just as you both made it to his room. 

“You always get needy before you come” he teases before setting you down against the soft pillows of his bed and he, reluctantly, slips out. You whine about your discontent but he shushes you.

“I got you baby” He assures.

And, he does. With that, he was hovering over you and sliding in between your thighs with slippery ease once again. 

His thrusts were slow and lazy, but so deep and calculated that you knew you weren’t going to last long at all. Pushing your head back against the pillows, your nails pushing into the skin of his upper back, you let Jin do as he pleased; You knew that he knew you well enough that even while doing as he liked, you would still cum. Grabbing your leg, you lifted it to drape over his shoulder, holding onto it as he drove in deeper and deeper. 

“Jin, deeper” You moaned darkly. 

He chuckled, kissing the skin of your breast quickly before moving over to your ear. 

“How much deeper do you want me angel?” He asked, knowing full well that you couldn’t answer with the way he was working you. 

You could feel the coil turning in your lower stomach and you needed nothing more than for Seokjin to keep going. You let your other leg raise slightly, spreading them so that you could feel absolutely everything. Jin let out a low sound at that action. 

“Keep them just like that” He commanded. 

Holding onto the skin of your thighs, he drives himself deeper and harder, the skin of his pelvis brushing your clit every time he dove back in. You were a whining, moaning mess, saying anything that came to mind as Seokjin used you as he pleased. He was getting louder, full moans escaping his throat now. You let out a mantra of his name, calling to him over and over again as you felt your body about to cum. Jin let his head drop to your shoulder, a single arm going under you and curling around your waist as he began to stroke faster and harder. You were barely able to tell him anything before you came, the sensation hitting you like a freight train. Jin didn’t let up though; He continued, letting out a few more much less subtle moans before he pushed in as deep as he could go, riding out his high as well. You felt as if you were walking on clouds at the moment, Jin laying on top of you comfortably as you both just let the world fade away for a bit, heavy breathing mingling with the others.

“Do you wanna, maybe, do this with, like, only each other?” He asked almost shyly. 

You looked down at Jin, a shy smile on his face as he awaited your answer. 

“Like, boyfriend and girlfriend?” You ask skeptically, unable to contain the smile on your face.

He leans up and kiss your lips quickly before responding.

“As long as I get to be the girlfriend”.

[griffintail]

Lemon Imposter Amungus is SUSSY!!!

>:(

(For real tho, identity thief is not a joke Jim. These are real people behind these anons. It would be scary for someone to impersonate you - they could say anything and everyone will think it’s you behind the screen - so don’t do the same to others. Dwight and Jim would not be pleased with you. Anyway thanks for coming to my Ted Talk-)

Sus. Amongus.

But yeah guys. I know it's extremely easy to just put an emote to say you're them, but that's not kind to them when they've built up a person on my blog. My anons are just like any other tumblr user with a name.

[holyshit]

Ok, now I need to go watch that episode. Tbh some days all I need is to watch Jim impersonating Dwight lol

oh for sure, same! i could’ve named a bunch of office episodes tbh or it’s always sunny

[mythicalcoolkid]

[ID: a tweet by langley (@isailangley) reading: “i was sent this blessing today so I wanna share too haha.” Below are pictures of a hand-written list titled “The Office best episodes.” List below:

Watch when you want to laugh S1:E5 “Basketball” S2:E1 “The Dundies” S4:E9 “Dinner Party” S5:E14 “Stress Relief: Part 1″ S7:E11 “Classy Christmas: Part 1″ S2:E12 “The Injury” S5:E26 “Casual Friday” S7:E17 “Threat Level Midnight” Watch when you want to smile S3:E23 “The Job” 40:24 S6:E5 “Niagara: Part 2″ S5:E28 “Company Picnic” S6:E18 “Delivery: Part 2″ S7:E1 “Nepotism” Watch when you want to cry S2:E22 “Casino Night” 24:15 S7:E22 “Goodbye, Michael” S9:E23 “Finale”” Jim’s best pranks against Dwight S9:E3 “Andy’s Ancestry” Asian Jim S3:E20 “Product Recall” impersonates S1:E1 “Pilot” Jell-O S1:E3 “Healthcare” fake diseases S3:E7 “Branch Closing” Future fax

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[judygarlands]

more pros of “the office but with old hollywood actors”

does anyone remember that scene where pam finds out michael’s dating her mom and punches him when he says “she came onto me”? like i want to see judy play pam so she just go absolutely off the rails and punch someone

also the thought of judy who is tiny and adorable just smacking errol flynn who’s over a foot taller than her? idk its just so funny

errol flynn as michael driving his car into a lake

also just gene kelly as jim playing pranks on fredric march as dwight

like the “bears. beetroots. battlestar galactica” prank

all of the “that’s what she said” jokes with these actors

also that episode where jim hires a ben franklin impersonator instead of a male stripper and messes with dwight? yeah. that but with the same actors

also prison mike. just... errol flynn as prison mike yelling “i am here to SCARE YOU STRAIGHT”

also errol flynn screaming “WHERE ARE THE TURTLES? WHERE ARE THEY”

fredric march as dwight screaming “BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAEVE NEVER BEEN LOWER” 

the idea of these versions of michael, andy (played by donald o’connor, mind you), and dwight doing parkour in the office

judy as pam going “we need a new manager” at the sight of john barrymore (playing this version of creed) trying to be manager

this version of pam just freaking out when she finds out michael is dating her mom

honestly this would just be so fun to watch

just... my goodness yes.

[pancakeke]

a funny thing is that whenever you mention Dwight from the Office, someone will probably say "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." but Dwight never even said that. Jim did when he was impersonating him.

Jim's identity theft crossed over into the real world.

[inncorrect-anime-quotes]

Hi, I'm not good at Tumblr so I'm not sure if sending an ask is the right way to submit an idea/request for an inaccurate quotes idea. If not, please ignore. If it's ok, how about the scene from The Office where Jim dresses up and impersonates Dwight, ending with "Identity theft is not a JOKE, JIM." And it's Miroku to Hachi, in "Inuyasha" when Hachi was caught impersonating Miroku?

Ya, sending an ask is fine. This is really funny! I don't watch the office so I have never seen this quote, but it really fits! I haven't posted anything about Inuyasha yet, but I'm going to because I really like this ❤

[bloojayoolie]

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[shipperoffanonships]

Favourite "The Office" pranks

1. PB&J's phone prank on Andy ( "The Return", Season 3 Episode 14)

2. Jim impersonating Dwight ( "Product Recall" Season 3 Episode 21)

3. PB&J computer prank on Dwight ( "Launch Party" Season 4 Episode 5&6)

4. Jim's "future Dwight" prank ( "Branch Closing" Season 3 Episode 7)

5. Jim making Dwight believe it's Friday ( "Performance Review" Season 2 Episode 8)

[broccoli-pants]

Jim when he impersonated Dwight

ok reblog/reply and tell me what character or person you think this is. no wrong answers

[mexhunter976]

Dwight's Second Life

Dwight Second Life

Dwight's Name In Second Life

Dwight Schrute Second Life Quote

Dwight's Second Life Episode

Everyone's favorite workplace comedy, The Office, is now on Peacock! Watch the mockumentary sitcom about the everyday lives of the workers at Dunder Mifflin, a paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania.

Second Life is an online virtual world, developed and owned by the San Francisco-based firm Linden Lab and launched on June 23, 2003. It saw rapid growth for some years and in 2013 it had approximately one million regular users; growth stabilized and by the end of 2017 active user count had declined to 'between 800,000 and 900,000'. In many ways, Second Life is similar to massively multiplayer. Describes Second Life,1 an online virtual community.2 Dwight explains that he “signed up for Second Life about a year ago” because “back then, his life was so great he literally wanted a second one. Absolutely everything in Dwight’s Second Life was the same. Except in Second Life, Dwight could fly.”3. Dwight also acts as the Lancer for Gail in her leadership of the Old Town girls. Gail's more vengeful and murderous than Dwight's strategic approach, but Gail's unquestionably in charge and Dwight doesn't forget it for a moment. Woody plays this role against his friend Eric in Quantum and Woody. In Runaways Nico was originally this to Alex. Second Life is always wonderful, sometimes weird, and 100% wow-worthy. Explore Now Remote Meetings Redefined Make meetings fun again with virtual hangout spaces, classes and conferences. For over a decade, leading companies and educators have trusted Second Life for branded social spaces for events and remote meetings.

Second Life is not a game: it is a multi-user virtual environment. It doesn't have points, or scores, or winners, or losers.

'Oh, it has losers,' our somewhat geeky hero Jim states, watching his co-worker and erstwhile beet farmer Dwight play Second Life. The Office has also prominently featured Call of Duty in a past episode, so having the sitcom wander into the world of gaming isn't a big surprise. While the appearance of Second Life may seem random in last night's episode, if you think about it, the story is pretty sad.

Dwight just lost his girlfriend after mercy-killing her cat Sprinkles, and now has to watch one of his co-workers put the moves on her. When this all gets too much to handle, he retreats into Second Life, where his name is Dwight Shelford, his job is selling paper, but he can fly. It's like role-playing yourself with one notable super-power.

It's a game reference that's in-character, makes sense, and is also strangely bitter-sweet. This is yet more evidence that Second Life is the lamest game with the absolute best PR team.

Frank's Thoughts

As though I didn't love The Office enough as it is, the nods to the gaming world are much appreciated. I'm glad to see the show tackle games that aren't necessarily the 'obvious' choices: god forbid World of Warcraft makes an appearance. I will say this, though: not having hour-long episodes every week makes me sadface.

By/July 8, 2019 5:43 pm EDT

The Office may have shut its doors in 2013, but Rainn Wilson's hilarious portrayal of Assistant (to the) Regional Manager Dwight K. Schrute remains a part of the pop culture consciousness. After all, Dwight is a hard-hearted geek, a wannabe martial artist, a neo-fascist salesman, and an absolute lapdog to Regional Manager Michael Scott, and Wilson's performance created one of the most well-loved misanthropes in TV history.

Initially based on Gareth Keenan (Mackenzie Crook) of the original UK version of The Office, Schrute went on to become his own unique freak. He's the kind of guy who distrusts everyone but Michael, yet he's willing to believe faxes from Jim Halpert claiming to be Dwight from the future. He's loud, intense, and a hilarious collection of complex contradictions that combined to make one of television's most memorable dunces. However, even though Dunder Mifflin might have closed down a while ago, there's still a lot you might not know about the owner of Schrute Farms. From who almost played the character to the ways art wound up imitating life, here's the untold truth of Dwight Schrute.

Dwight Schrute could've been Seth Rogen

Dwight Schrute and Rainn Wilson seem as inseparable as beets, bears, and Battlestar Galactica. As difficult as it is to imagine anyone other than Wilson playing Dunder Mifflin Scranton's fire safety chief, it's utterly impossible to contemplate what would've happened if one famous comedian who auditioned for the role had actually gotten it.

In 2013, the final season of The Office was released on DVD, and included in the extras is a short video revealing some of the actors who auditioned for the series. Among other noteworthy surprises, Bob Odenkirk of Better Call Saul fame auditioned for the role of Michael Scott, Kathryn Han tried out for Pam, both John Cho and Adam Scott took a crack at Jim Halpert. But perhaps most surprising of all is that Seth Rogen tried his best to land the part of Dwight Schrute.

We don't see much of Rogen in the clip. He talks about the benefits of cleaning someone's wounds with urine, and then the video moves on to Odenkirk doing Michael Scott. But what we do see of Rogen makes it clear he wouldn't have been within a galaxy of the same character Wilson gave us. Reading the same line, Dwight would be obnoxious and condescending, speaking as if he were delivering the lesson to a child. Rogen seems absolutely likable, not very bright, and not at all Schrutish — kind of like Kevin the accountant if he knew a few more factoids and was awake for more of the day.

Rainn Wilson wanted to be the regional manager

Throughout the course of The Office, Dwight Schrute both worships Michael Scott and has ambitions for his office. And in one of the many ways in which life imitates art, Rainn Wilson didn't initially audition for the role of assistant (to the) regional manager. He wanted to be the big dog himself.

Much like Bob Odenkirk, Wilson went into his audition taking aim at the role of everybody's favorite regional manager, Michael Scott. Alas, it wasn't to be, possibly because, as Wilson puts it, his audition amounted to a 'terrible (Ricky) Gervais impersonation.'

Considering how amazing Wilson is as Schrute, as well as Steve Carell's success as the equally clueless Michael Scott, it's probably for the best. It might be interesting to take a peek in the alternate reality where Wilson got cast as Michael Scott, but it's not interesting enough to stay there. Although, we'd definitely love to hear that Gervais impression.

Both Dwight Schrute and Rainn Wilson have the strength of a little baby

When Michael Scott calls his employees into the conference room for an impromptu group therapy session in season three's 'Grief Counseling,' Dwight Schrute tells one of the most insane stories to ever come out of his face. While most of the office is tight-lipped, Dwight volunteers a grotesque tale about his birth. He claims he shared his mother's uterus with a twin, but that he 'resorbed' his counterpart, effectively killing it. Schrute says he doesn't regret the in utero murder because it gifted him with the superhuman 'strength of a grown man and a little baby.'

It doesn't seem coincidental then, that Rainn Wilson takes the first five paragraphs of his 2016 memoir The Bassoon King to describe the 'doughy giganticness' of his head at birth. The first line of the book reads, 'I had the biggest, fattest head of any baby that was ever born into the human species.' He describes his infant dome as a 'white, bloated, Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade head,' says he looked like 'Louie Anderson with the head of E.T.,' and describes his younger self as a 'Jabba the Hutt-like infant that sounds like a calf being strangled by an octopus.'

It doesn't seem like a huge leap to imagine Wilson has a few issues with his family's baby photos, and that those issues were possibly reflected in his character's story about 'resorbing' his twin like a tiny cannibal.

Dwight Schrute almost took us to The Farm

In January 2012, Deadlinereported NBC was considering an Office spin-off with Rainn Wilson starring as Dwight Schrute. The Farm would've been a family comedy in a setting Office fans had grown familiar with over the years: Schrute Farms. Among others, the series would have featured Matt Jones (a.k.a. Badger from Breaking Bad) as Dwight's cousin Zeke, veteran character actor Tom Bower as Dwight's Nazi Uncle Heinrich, Thomas Middleditch of Silicon Valley fame as Dwight's Bigfoot-hunting brother Jeb, and Venezuelan-born Majandra Delfino as Dwight's sister Fannie. Of course, Michael Schur would reprise his role as Dwight's creepy, neck-bearded cousin Mose.

For better or worse, The Farm wasn't meant to be. In October 2012, Wilson tweeted the news that NBC had passed on the series, although he'd 'had a blast making the pilot.' The pilot for The Farm was then recut as a single Office episode in the show's final season. But would that story have worked as a full-fledged series? It's hard to say, but Vulture writer Matt Schimkowitz notes that Dwight's popularity came mainly from him acting as an antagonist to Jim Halpert. Making him the lead in a comedy series about a disjointed family that he's expected to bring together changes Dwight's role dramatically to 'the likable hero we've never seen.' In other words, maybe it's best that we never visited The Farm.

Dwight Second Life

Schrute Farms is real.. sort of

When Dwight lures Ryan to his farm in season three's 'The Initiation,' it's little more than a beet farm where teens like to hook up. But by the time Jim and Pam visit in season four's 'Money,' Schrute Farms has been transformed into a bed and breakfast. In spite of a slight overabundance of manure-related activities, Pam and Jim leave a glowing review for Schrute Farms on TripAdvisor. We're led to believe this is mostly because the couple feels sorry for Dwight after being subjected to the loud, sorrowful moans he falls asleep making every night since his split with Angela.

If you're an Office fan this is all old news to you. But what you may not know is that while The Office is over and The Farm never got to materialize, TripAdvisor has made Schrute Farms a reality. Sort of.

That's right. TripAdvisor maintains a page for Schrute Farms, listed as a bed and breakfast in Honesdale, PA. Apparently, you can actually book a stay there, though, we have no idea where you go if you bother doing that. The farm currently has over 1100 reviews giving it a rating of 4.0 or 'very good.' Some of the more recent reviews include 'visitors' calling the farm's beets 'Elvis in plant form,' praising Dwight's power drink 'made from beet runoff,' and happily proclaiming, 'I couldn't have been more satisfied (that's what she said) with my stay.'

Schrute Space

From his obsession with having a second Second Life to his epic sales struggle with a (supposedly) self-aware A.I., Dwight is well-known for some of his online shenanigans. What you might not know is that Rainn Wilson used to maintain a blog in Dwight's voice. Unfortunately, it doesn't exist anymore, but NBC used to host Schrute Space, which let fans read Dwight's thoughts on different Scranton radio stations or his invaluable martial arts tips. While NBC eventually opened the blog up to the masses, it started as something that existed exclusively on the set of The Office.

The computers on The Office https://mexhunter976.tumblr.com/post/658079246720368640/go-to-spotify. 's set were networked together, and Wilson would write the Dwight-voiced blog while scenes were being the filmed so the rest of the cast could enjoy it. Wilson told The Morning Callthat during the filming of the pilot episode, 'The producers saw (the blog) when they walked by and thought it was funny.' A few emails later between NBC and Wilson, and Schrute Space was born. Now, if only NBC would bring it back, the world would be a better place.

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Dwight Schrute was almost assistant to the president

Over a decade ago, Senator John McCain — then the Republican candidate for the United States presidency — appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. When asked if he'd picked a running mate, McCain apparently didn't remember the character's name, but the senator joked his vice presidential pick would be 'that guy from The Office.' Host Jon Stewart clarified for viewers, 'You heard it here first, Dwight Schrute.'

About a week later, Dwight Schrute responded. Appearing as a guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Rainn Wilson read from a list addressed to McCain. Schrute agreed to be McCain's running mate, but only if his demands were met. The demands included a flamethrower, an Iron Man suit, government research into beets as an alternate fuel source, and the right to use Air Force One whenever he wanted (with the added note that, while he piloted Air Force One, he was only to be referred to as 'Iceman').

Dwight's Name In Second Life

Obviously, it was all just a joke, so we never got to see Dwight retool Mussolini speeches for press conferences at the White House Rose Garden. It's regretful not only because of the lost comedic potential, but considering who McCain ultimately chose as a genuine running mate, it isn't like Dwight could've done any worse.

The Bassoon King

In 2016, Rainn Wilson's memoir The Bassoon King: Art, Idiocy, and Other Assorted Tales from the Band Room was released, and like many nonfiction books, a different author was invited to write the foreword. Namely, the foreword is credited to 'Dwight Kurt Schrute,' and it's written entirely in Dwight's disdainful voice.

Schrute spends the first bit of the foreword discussing why he's agreed to write it, which he clearly doesn't want to do. He explains, 'When someone asks me to do a task, the first thing I do is determine whether the request is some sort of trick.' The job of writing the foreword survives his exacting vetting process only because Dwight can't 'adequately determine if this request is a trick.' He tells us he doesn't like The Bassoon King or any books that involve 'funny stories' regarding some stupid actor,' but he then proceeds to list a long number of exceptions (books by Charles Bronson, any Game of Thrones cast member, Sam Neill, Dolph Lundgren, etc). Dwight calls Rainn Wilson a 'laughable idiot,' and eventually reveals he has only agreed to write the foreword for the money.

Before turning things over to Wilson, Dwight gives us some other book ideas like Mennonite Ghost Stories, a 'fun games for kids' book titled Hold This Book over a Candle, and the revealing Conspiracy Theories: Who's Really Behind Them? Seriously, we'll take a whole book written by Dwight, please.

Dwight Schrute and the next generation

Even though he's gone, he's not forgotten, and the legend of Dwight K. Schrute lives on. On Halloween 2016 — a little over three years after The Office's finale aired on NBC — Jenna Fischer tweeted a photo sent to her by a fan of a pint-sized version of Dwight Schrute.

Dwight Schrute Second Life Quote

With a disapproving scowl and Schrute's signature hairstyle, Toddler Dwight wears a yellow short-sleeved dress shirt, a sticker announcing 'Hello, My Name Is Dwight Schrute,' and holds what is presumably a carefully grown Schrute Farm beet. Behind him, a blackboard leans against the wall and spells out one of Dwight's early and memorable lines: 'How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jack hammer, merciless, insatiable.' Of course, if the young Dwight happened to put the words up himself, then his age and comparative lack of schooling gives him more excuses than the original Dwight for not knowing the difference between three words and eight.

Dwight's Second Life Episode

Even though it's one of the most popular shows on Netflix's streaming service, The Office will sadly leave Netflix in 2021. Still, it seems inevitable that younger fans will come to know the joy that is The Office, including the nuggets of Dwight Schrute's invaluable wisdom like, 'When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.' Expect more unsmiling alpha males to become fans of the beloved beet farmer for years to come.

[wazafam]

Practical jokes can be hilarious if they land — the more complex, the better — but arguably, pranks that appear on TV are funnier than pranks in real life, because the TV ones don’t have any consequences and the fact that they’re staged by writers, directors, and actors means they can be far more elaborate than any real-world prank ever could.

RELATED: The Office: The 5 Best Traits Of The British Original (& 5 Of The U.S. Remake)

The two greatest pranksters on TV are The Office’s Jim Halpert, who pranks his deskmate Dwight to escape from the monotony of life as a paper salesman, and The Simpsons’ Bart Simpson, who pranks anyone and everyone in sight because he’s a 10-year-old kid who enjoys causing trouble.

10 Jim: He Can Improvise

For all the planning that goes into Jim’s pranks, he can also think on his feet and improvise new parts of a prank on the spot. When he impersonated Dwight, he accidentally answered a call from his mom.

Thinking fast, he decided to tell Dwight’s mother (as Dwight) that he’d gotten married without telling her, then hung up the phone. All of a sudden, one prank evolved into a new one and Jim adapted to it.

9 Bart: If He Has A Failing, It’s That He’s Always Demanding Perfection

In The Simpsons episode “Bart’s Comet,” Principal Skinner releases a weather balloon and Bart pulls a string to reveal his own additions that make the balloon look like a mooning Skinner.

RELATED: The Simpsons: Bart's 10 Funniest Episodes, Ranked

As the balloon floats away and Skinner chases after it, Bart says, “I don’t think I really captured the eyes.” Milhouse tells him, “Bart, if you have a failing, it’s that you’re always demanding perfection — if you have a failing.”

8 Jim: His Pranks Are Hilariously Elaborate

Bart has pulled off some elaborate pranks, but Jim takes his to another level. An actor friend, played by guest star Randall Park, took his place for a day just to convince Dwight that he’d been Asian the whole time he knew him.

Jim ran a mysterious wire through the office park and up a telephone pole. He pretended to be dead in his trashed Tallahassee hotel room and scrawled, “It was Dwight,” on the wall.

7 Bart: He’s The King Of The Prank Call

Bart’s early-season prank calls to Moe’s Tavern are the go-to example of prank calls. If anything, prank calls went out of fashion after The Simpsons gained popularity because the show turned all the well-known ones into clichés.

Weird Al sampled one of Bart’s prank calls to Moe in “Phony Calls,” his prank call-themed spoof of the TLC hit “Waterfalls.”

6 Jim: His Final Prank Was An Act Of Kindness

Jim pranked Dwight a lot throughout The Office’s run, but his final prank against Dwight in the series finale was an act of kindness. Dwight had chosen Jim to be the best man — or “bestest mensch” – at his wedding, but Jim said he was too old and they’d need to find an older person.

Then, Michael appears in the doorway. A teary-eyed Dwight says, “Michael... I can’t believe you came.” Michael quips back, “That’s what she said.”

5 Bart: He’s The Elusive “El Barto”

All across Springfield, Bart has tagged walls and bridges with his alias “El Barto.” As far as the town is concerned, “El Barto” is an elusive criminal whose identity will forever remain a secret.

It wouldn’t be too difficult to deduce that “El Barto” is the alias of Bart Simpson, but adults ranging from Homer to Principal Skinner have failed to put the pieces together.

4 Jim: He Literally Wrote An Entire Book For A Prank

In season 8’s “Garden Party,” Andy becomes so jealous of his dad and brother’s viral duet from a garden party that he throws his own garden party at Schrute Farms and tries to recreate the duet with himself in his brother’s place.

RELATED: The Office's 10 Most Underrated Episodes

Since Dwight was determined to get the party right, Jim wrote an entire book full of outlandish traditions called The Ultimate Guide to Throwing a Garden Party under the pen name James Trickington.

3 Bart: He Pranks So Much That He Has To Write Lines Every Single Day

One of the recurring gags in The Simpsons’ opening credits is that Bart is always writing lines on Mrs. Krabappel’s chalkboard. He’s been writing lines every day for over 30 years.

Whereas Jim can get away with any prank under Michael’s leadership, as a kid, Bart has to face severe punishments for his antics.

2 Jim: He’ll Go To Any Extreme To Serve A Prank

There are some lines that Bart won’t cross for a prank because he doesn’t think it’s worth the effort or he can’t figure out a way to do it. Jim, on the other hand, will go to any extreme to serve a prank.

He and Pam spent months learning Morse code on top of raising a family and holding down full-time jobs just to mess with Dwight by clicking their pens and blinking their eyes with coded messages.

1 Bart: He Has Several Arch-Nemeses

Bart doesn’t just have one arch-nemesis; he has a few. Jim’s only arch-nemesis is Dwight, but Bart has Moe, Principal Skinner, Mrs. Krabappel, the kids of Shelbyville — the list goes on.

Occasionally, Jim will target other people with his pranks — like Andy or Todd Packer — but those are always one-offs. Dwight is his only regular prank target.

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