#dwarfanonymice

[ragnarlothcat]

Hello. I must tell you how much I love and I cherish your Obikin story set in a baseball AU. I will never understand the sport but I could enjoy it without having comprehension issues and without skipping to the smut parts. Chapeau.

🥰 I'm so happy it's fun even without the baseball background! It was tough to balance making sure the action was comprehensible with the sheer amount of time I spent researching Anakin's pitch selection and training regimen. My hope was that all the details would be fun for people who care (okay, mostly me) and harmless for everyone else. Thank you 💙⚾️

[fearlessjones]

Nine people I'd like to get to know better

Thank you @dwarfanonymice for the tag!

Last song: “You Ain’t Coming Back” - Zeal & Ardor

Favorite color: All shades of purple!

Last tv show: The Gilded Age on HBO. The costumes are AMAZING 🤩

Sweet/spicy/savory: SAVORY. The only sweet I’m into is soda 🥤

Relationship status: Married. My husband is awesome!

Last google: “DIY hair mask” and “at home spa day”

Current obsession: Harry and Eggsy are always MAH BOIS, but Hank and Connor from Detroit: Become Human have recently stolen my heart. They are both so damaged. I love it 😂

| tag @boutiquetraveltravelboutique @softnsquishable @connor-sent-by-cyberlife @glass-noodle @not-easy-being-green-124 @elletromil @byronicbi @devianta @samishin @mothersandtruckersofthejury (more than nine…oh well 😂)

No pressure!

[artknifeandglue]

Writing Patterns (Tag Game)

Rules: list the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there’s a pattern!

Saw @dwarfanonymice post this only after a long time (algorithm, why am i not shown the stuff i want to see????) and thought it'd be fun! Here goes nothing.

Meteor showers, Eggsy knows, aren’t actually as rare as people think. (as shattered stars shine, Hartwin)

Eggsy wakes up half-mad with pain, in a building only slightly on fire. (shadows, shadows, Hartwin)

Eggsy sits in an office that isn’t his, in front of a laptop that isn’t his, in a house where a gunshot still echoes off the walls. (if i reached out my hand, could I catch you?, Hartwin)

The knack of being a spy is knowing how to read the environment for clues in every situation. (what's left is merely sentiment, Hartwin)

Eggsy is five years old when he learns that plants are living things. (you could have at least wished to live, Hartwin)

If you ask Souji what he remembers most of those early days, he will tell you – the smell. (even so, someday, surely, Ian/Souji)

It is Thursday when he decides to ask. (barista of the year, Ian/Souji)

i. latte - beans and books coffee: not bad. better when hot. should visit again sometime. who’s leaving me coffee though? 8/10 (free coffee? (a.k.a. Souji the coffee delivery king), Ian/Souji)

I remember the day I turned fourteen. (misery and a name, no pairing)

Someone keeps leaving coffee for him. (left right up down you and me, Ian/Souji)

@writing mutuals: please try it too, I wanna see 8) Come say hi, talk about these, and yell with me about Hartwin as I cry into seven different Word documents.

[leandra-kinard]

9 people I want to get to know better! Thanks to @tommykinard6 for tagging me!

Last song: Starman - David Bowie

Favorite color: dusty pink (also turquoise and lately light sage green, although I barely own anything in it, but man is it a beautiful shade!)

Currently watching: Nothing yet, I just got up. And I'm not in the middle of some TV show right now; I watch a lot of YouTube.

Currently reading: Also nothing at present. Have to pick something from my ever-growing 'marked to read' list.

Last movie: Huh, I can't remember. I rewatched The Mummy and The Mummy Returns recently, but not sure those were the last ones. Hm.

Sweet/spicy/savory: Savory, followed by sweet.

Current obsessions: 9-1-1 and BuckTommy. And sourdough bread 😁

Relationship status: Childless cat lady who sadly isn't running a country

Last thing I googled: "saj bread" after I had watched this video on YT. To see if it can be bought here somewhere (didn't find aside from some obscure online shops who only sell it in huge quantities).

Tagging: @marvelousbuckley @madlori @shxyerahol @disaster-j @fisididrosa @sherlocking-out-loud @spacescoundrel42 @dwarfanonymice @bourbonmouse

[dwarfanonymice]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka Tano, Quinlan Vos, Mace Windu, Padmé Amidala Additional Tags: E-mail, This is written like an epistulary exchange, Humor, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, A character from Suits is here used without his consent, Italians are in it, i don't know why, they just appeared, Also Colin Firth is mentioned, because why not, Too Many Pop Culture References, I am not ashamed Summary:

From: anitheskyguy@jediknights.galaxy To: hotdamnobiwan@jedicouncil.galaxy

This is the start of a 5+1 series where everyone is trying to meddle in Obi-Wan's love life much to his increasing horror and confusion. Much more fun (I think) than the title and the nicknames suggest. It is a silly little thing.

[walidfamile]

@killy--chan @heritageposts @turtletoria @vanish @annabellehectorworldofweird @anneemay @tamamita @taffybuns @tamarr @prinnay @prisonhannibal @pcktknife @schooloutfitideas @officialspec @t-800terminator-blog @4ft10tvlandfangirl @gazavetters @maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal @blackmetalbats @walidfamily @endlessmuse @dwarfanonymice @baby-girl-aaron-dessner @disabilityuserboxes @disabilityhealth @disableduser

Hello every one ♥️

My name is Shatha, a mother of three children from Gaza 🍉🇵🇸, living through extremely harsh conditions. We have been displaced over 15 times, searching for safety, but to no avail. I have two daughters, Toleen (6 years) and Layan (2 years), and my young son Walid (3 years), who was born with a disability and is unable to walk. Walid used to receive regular physical therapy before the war, but now his condition has worsened due to the current crisis.

✅️ Vetting info

#1000 in the Butterfly Project spreadsheet [here]

#246 in the @gazavetters spreadsheet [here]

#259 in the Pali.Pals spreadsheets [here]

Vetted by @turtletoria

Today, we are enduring severe humanitarian conditions, lacking access to food, clean water, and medicine💔. My children need basic essentials like milk, diapers, and clean clothes💔.

My husband also lost his job and source of income in the war, and his workplace was destroyed. He worked in the academic field at the university. 💔💔

Walid suffered severe burns to his head during the war😓, and also many kidney diseases, and my little girl Layan was infected with hepatitis😓💔 due to malnutrition and polluted water.💔

I have launched a support campaign for my children to provide for these basic needs, especially for Walid, who urgently needs to continue his treatment and receive the necessary medical supplies. So far, donations have been few, and I am hoping you can help us by donating and sharing the campaign. Any help, no matter how small, will make a big difference in my children’s lives. 🥺🙏🙏🙏

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.❤️❤️

✅️ Vetting info

#1000 in the Butterfly Project spreadsheet [here]

#246 in the @gazavetters spreadsheet [here]

#259 in the Pali.Pals spreadsheets [here]

Vetted by @turtletoria

Sending love to you 💞💞💞💞

🩵 Walid’s Family 🩵

@sar-soor @appsa @akajustmerry @annoyingloudmicrowavecultist @thatdiabolicalfeminist @sayruq @tortiefrancis @tsaricides @riding-with-the-wild-hunt @vivisectionmoth @belleandsaintsebastian @kordeliiius @brutaliakhoa @raelyn-dreams @troythecatfish @ot3 @the-bastard-king @pcktknife @4ft10tvlandfangirl @queerstudiesnatural @northgazaupdates2 @90-ghost @skatehan @awetistic-things @baby-girl-aaron-dessner @variantsofblue @thedigitalbard @socalgal @paper-mario-wiki @ibtisams-blog @nabulsi @lesbianmaxevans @buttercupagere @malcriada @dykemarcille @dlxxv-vetted-donations @paparoach @neptunerings @newporters @postanagramgenerator @alivehouse @meshugenist @mangocheesecakes @2spirit-0spoons @khangerinedreams @wizardarchetypes @gaza-evacuation-funde @rununcal @virovac @geosparks13-blog

[bagginshield-love]

tagged by @dwarfanonymice~^^ it has been so long! thank you <3

i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child

tagging: if there is someone who would love to do it just do it!~^^ i have to see who is still active after all this years off from tumblr~ but super glad to be back (:

[ao3feed-obikin]

It is what it is

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/52799536 by Dwarfanonymice The scene at the spaceport before Obi-Wan's departure for Utapau caused this. The title comes from another space fandom. You know which one. And Andromache pleading to her husband and King James' letter to his lover did the rest. Words: 398, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker Additional Tags: Angst, Padmé Amidala is mentioned, Han Solo and Djin Djarin are hinted, Mace Windu Leia Organa and Luke Skywalker are mentioned, The Force is playing with the boys read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/52799536

[infernaleikon]

Hi. For the ask game number 29: what was your favourite line/passage you wrote?

hello!! thank you so much for asking 😊 @binaryeclipse and @soldieronbarnes also asked this.

what was your favourite line/passage you wrote?

i think pretty much the entirety of such selfish prayers (and i can’t get enough) which came from one of the 5 sentence nsfw ficlets. i feel like i was on fire with that one, but i think particularly it's this:

Keeps taking whatever Anakin offers him: takes it with possessive hands, a greedy heart and a gluttonous soul, and the dying embers of a guilty conscience.

there's something really really amazing about an obi-wan who wants anakin so bad and feels so guilty about it but it's not enough for him to stop. and there's a level of a character study to it that i really love tbh.

[darcyfirth]

Hi. i would like to send you this prompt: Christmas Miracle + Hartwin.

I’m so sorry for filling this prompt probably more than a year and a half late. I always remember that I have prompts in my inbox but could never get to because of irl stuff. Now that quarantine happens, I have more time to write for you guys. I hope you see this and like what you read

Eggsy’s failed her again. She’s always believed in him but this time it is one failure too many. He simply cannot do it even after all that preparation the night before. He even went to bed two hours earlier than usual just in case he slept through the many alarms he had set.

The drape of sadness settling in her eyes when she sees him coming home empty-handed. God, how Eggsy’s heart breaks from thinking about it. Third year in a row it escapes his grasp.

What does he even say when he greets her at the door? When Daisy runs out excitedly, hoping that the promised limited Barbie doll would finally be hers this Christmas?

Curse the damned store for organising a scavenger hunt for their dolls, is the only thought in Eggsy’s mind right now.

Every year they do this. Every. Single. Year.

Fifty limited Barbie dolls hand-crafted for Christmas are sold each year and every year they change their method for customers to acquire it.

You’re thinking of getting in line early for a lucky spot? That’s so two years ago.

Now not only you have to be early, you gotta think and act fast because everyone must solve a riddle in order to get two additional clues for the final answer. Once you have it, you can unlock the whereabouts of the hidden dolls. Of course people can try and simply look for them at every nook and cranny of the shelves. However, upon payment, customers must tell the cashier their answer to the game. Every doll has its own riddle and clues, hence this is a game you can only win by playing it right.

Eggsy looks around and sees the crowd of people clutching their piece of paper and sighs to himself. He isn’t one of the lucky fifty people first in line for the shop’s game. With his experience, he plans to maybe lift one or two riddles from random shoppers and solve them with the help of Lord Almighty Google. Eggsy’s good at being sneaky, it’s one of his strengths.

The people around him though, they cling onto the riddle like its their lives. Even when some of them seem to be wrecking their brain and still cannot find an answer to take home to prized Barbies.

Eggsy’s about to give up and just get Daisy a normal, shabby, everyday Barbie doll, extremely common and not at all limited when suddenly his eyes catches an opening.

There, a sleeve of the paper pokes out from a jacket pocket of a guy standing right next to him. The random man is too busy checking his phone to notice it is close to falling out. He walks briskly to the teddy bear counter, bumping into and politely apologising to innocent bystanders on the way.

Eggsy immediately plans the route to his target and sets out determined. He can do this, Eggsy thinks. Even though he feels immensely guilty because it means taking away the chance of getting the Barbie from someone else.

He gets hesitant when they are about two feet apart. Eggsy watches the man stops suddenly and inspects the wide variety of teddy bears in front of him. Then, he leans forward and starts searching for something at the back. When his hands reappear, they are clearly holding a Christmas edition, nationally limited, and hand-crafted Barbie doll.

Eggsy sighs again, loudly this time, because there goes his final chance at making Daisy happy.

The man’s head jerks up at Eggsy’s voice and turns back, bespectacled eyes questioning.

“It’s nothing, sorry, erm, sorry about that,” Eggsy says, waving his hand in embarrassment.

“You look sad, like you just watched your only puppy died, doesn’t seem like nothing to me,” the man says without sarcasm.

“Wow, you’re blunt,” Eggsy laughs. But he is rewarded with an unimpressed look.

“Well, yes and no. Yes, I’m sad and no, I don’t have a puppy. I’m like this because my only sister wants a doll and I just missed a chance at making her happy. Again.”

“How so?” The man tilts his head slightly, his brown eyes curious.

Eggsy says, “To be honest, I thought you didn’t care much about losing that paper in your pocket which has the riddle in it. I was hoping you either drop it on your way here or I could accelerate the process and be its new owner.”

“Wow, you’re blunt,” the man shoots back, amused.

“Hey, if it didn’t happen, it didn’t happen,” Eggsy shrugs and says his goodbye, “congratulations on solving the riddle. You’re going to make someone you love super happy.”

“Huh? Oh,” the tall man looks at his doll, chuckles and shakes his head, “No, this? I don’t want this.”

Well, that brings Eggsy back.

Then, what he sees will probably be forever imprinted in his memory because the strange, very, very strange man just pulls out black device? Scanner? And unlocks the box using it. He then gently takes out the doll, undresses it, pinches a small chip stuck to its back and dresses the doll back to normal again. Once he finishes with returning the box to its original state, he walks to stand in front of Eggsy and hands him what he, no, Daisy, has been longing for for months.

“Here you go, it’s yours,” he says, nonchalant. Cool as a cucumber that he is.

“What?”

“The doll isn’t what I came here for in the first place. Password at the cashier is, in this exact order: an egg, 2020 vision, and 419. Did you catch it? Repeat them to me.”

“Ah? An egg, 2020 vision? What is that? And 419? That’s the password?”

“Yep. And here’s the paper in case they need proof that you’ve solved it,” he carries on, uncaring of Eggsy’s wide-eyed, unashamed staring.

“Why would you do this to me? You can sell the doll on eBay for so much money!”

The man smiles, it brightens up his stern face and Eggsy is momentarily struck speechless at the sight, “Oh, that’d take too much effort. And I don’t think money is as important as making someone I love super happy. Am I right?”

He is about to disappear into the crowd once again when Eggsy remembers and shouts at him, “Thank you, guy in a suit! Merry Christmas!”

Said man in a suit looks back and grins, he replies, “Merry Christmas, Eggsy.”

It is not until he is queuing at the cashier that Eggsy realises he never tells this guy his name.

[illogicalhusbands]

Hello. I'm really enjoying this blog. Another ship I have found being waved around with these two is Killgrave/Dr Martin Whitly. That's certainly evil.

Hello, dear! I try not to judge other people’s ships but damn I’d like to get to know y’all

[artknifeandglue]

Nine people i'd like to get to know better

Thanks @to-proudly-go for tagging!

Last song: Moonlight Shadow by No Hero

Favorite color: Forest green!

Last tv show: Derry Girls!! Friend of mine decided I HAD to watch it so we binged the whole thing in three days

Sweet/spicy/savory: Sweet sweet sweet - can't handle spicy, but also I love sweet treats and desserts

Relationship status: Single and aromantic lol dating is exhausting

Last google: "pate de fruit" because an awesome local bakery had it and I wanted to know what it was before I bought it

Current obsession: Hartwin (as it has been for the last nine months lmao), but also streetwear and exercise

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Tagging @fandom-meet-fanthem @lovingherwasgay @toleranza-zero @professor-cant-fuck @dwarfanonymice @fearlessjones @doctor-punkenstein @gxlahads @krissielee because I've been meaning to come say hi for the longest time!!! No obligation to do this tho

[leandra-kinard]

The fact that you write "parm" is a hate crime against all Italians and Italophiles, lol.

@dwarfanonymice

[leandra-kinard]

dwarfanonymice replied to your post: Like, okay, was Robin Hood 2018 one of the worst...

Yes on all account. Also what I wouldn’t give to see Taron being in Men in Tights. XD But it’s not possible.

Oh god that would be awesome :-D Maybe they’ll remake it sometime? Hm, not very likely I guess. But one can dream. 

[dwarfanonymice]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker Additional Tags: Angst, Padmé Amidala is mentioned, Han Solo and Djin Djarin are hinted, Mace Windu Leia Organa and Luke Skywalker are mentioned, The Force is playing with the boys Summary:

The scene at the spaceport before Obi-Wan's departure for Utapau caused this. The title comes from another space fandom. You know which one. And Andromache pleading to her husband and King James' letter to his lover did the rest.

[powerdadbatman]

dwarfanonymice replied to your post “DCEU TV superbat has age difference”

Please what are you talking about? Where is it? I have been out of the fandom for a little while.

Iain Glen of Game of Thrones fame has been cast as Bruce Wayne on Titans

that guy playing Superman on Supergirl is like, 12

need I say more