#dw tho service top cove is coming tomorrow some time

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omg pls share all of your cove outfit headcanons

this is horrible and awful and i had a lot of fun doing these lmao

this is literally just me saying “disgusting little man (affectionate)”

requests are open ! 

tl;dr cove can’t dress but we been knew

his idea of a nice normal outfit, as a preteen, is an “i heart your mom” t-shirt, ratty cargo shorts and crocs

mans is a BIG fan of crocs and sandals mostly for comfort (definitely says “we going sports mode” every time he flips the heel strap up)

nike socks and slides type beat

muscle tees cargo shorts kinda guy

keeping in theme with the previous post cove will not stop wearing board shorts every day. he says shit like “what if i get wet” bitch stop wearing your togs you look so DUMB

will wear the same shirt for two days straight or until it’s nasty as fuck and mc forces him to wash it. also washes his pants once a fortnight and feels nothing like the gross little man he is. 

along this same vein he never washes his bedsheets and didn’t even know that it was a thing until he moves in with mc

i know this isn’t strictly canon but when have i ever ONCE cared about the canon. NEVER wears pyjamas, either sleeps in the clothes he wore that day or he’s naked. not in a sexy way either he just gets really sweaty and its really gross. no matter what season he’s still gonna wake up in a pool of his own sweat. 

i wrote these headcanons while getting tipsy with irl friend @lesbians4garfield, cove is a disgusting little man we talked SO MUCH about his bedsheets and how nasty they would be because i cannot express this enough. he is GROSS. 

good luck looking at the patreon moment the same ever again (though he probably washed them in advance because he’d DEFINITELY be planning it for weeks and that is the only time he will ever voluntarily wash them)

he showers twice a day but will absolutely wear the same clothes for 72 hours straight

this is probably obvious by now but he prioritises comfort over everything else

he’s a VERY big fan of oodies

definitely a shorts in the winter kinda guy (derek would be too ngl)

he owns One jumper and doesn’t like the restriction of long pants

he also owns One pair of jeans that are too small (they look like chinos on him but he’s literally just outgrown them)

cliff buys him so many sports jerseys but he doesn’t even watch any kind of sports at all. he owns like three jerseys for every team

he owns one suit but it’s like a child found his dad’s suit from the 80′s in the back of the cupboard. the shoulder pads make him look even more massive than he normally does and its really funny

his one nice jumper is way too small for him cause he got it when he was like 15 and this bitch just keeps growing taller and broader

owns one pair of sneakers that are beat to shit + a secondhand pair of timberlands that are his most fashionable shoes 

mc buys him a nice pair of standard docs but he never wears them cause blisters

he legitimately doesn’t understand why he can’t wear sandals in winter even when his toes are numb