#dustycrusty90

[pupyr0arz]

Not my stupid ass wanting romance between Reader and zombie Apoc!Roach 😭😭😭

If he does actually find a motorcycle, you KNOW Readers gonna wanna either backpack or he backpacks for her 😩 she tickles his ribs when she backpacks for him and so he makes the motorcycle speed up so she stops and holds on before she friggin falls off lmao

.... smut on the motercycle- I MEAN WHO SAID THAT??? HELLO??? Idk who said that but ahem- they are so real for that 😏

reader backpacking while roach is on his first few attempts and just totally fucking it up for him. They’re playing ‘earn your drivers license’ and reader insists on this being a ‘formal test’. It’s so embarrassing bc he’s DEFINITELY so ticklish but he hates it so hard and readers like you’ve got to learn to drive with distractions on the road ;)

cue annoyed sex on the bike. Roach behind reader as they demonstrate the basics and getting handsy. Is that enough of a distraction teach? how’s my grade at this? Parking because both of them are getting frustrated and honestly it’s a miracle they don’t crash. The bike makes for some creative positioning but you know roach absolutely is just going to pin you to it if he has to.

woah huh wow. What a weird thing that just happened. Maybe someone’s hacking accounts 😨

reader afterwards is more concerned about the state of the bikes seats and roach is like ffs. They fuck in their sleeping bags after and then reader makes him wipe down the bike and he’s just like god you’re so mean to me. He does it tho, whipped

[pupyr0arz]

Broooo imagine Roach just stumbles upon reader, and he's like, shit.. do NOT get attached. But then reader starts following him around and then whabam besties forever lol

He’s a solo act okay? He’s the last person around here who should be trusted to help take care of another person, and he absolutely doesn’t want to. It’s just, you know, it would be a total prick move to just leave you 100% alone. He’ll let you tag along out of the goodness of your heart until you run into someone else he can dump you on. He’s practically a saint for this. Except suddenly he cares about a lot more when you’re around and you’re growing on him a lot, and like, actually being nice to him and wow he does miss having someone to interact with a lot more than he thought he did. It’s not like, awful having you around.

And you know the first couple people you run into are total assholes, like complete pricks. He’s definitely not letting you leave with THOSE guys that’s just common sense. Nothing weird or anything. He’s not like, starting to appreciate having you looking out for him or finding you a friend or anything. And it turns out that settlement totally sucks and he hates everyone there and how they do things. You guys have a WAY better system and you’d be way happier with him. Not that he’s like, inviting you or anything but if you carried along he wouldn’t be upset. And you know if someone comes up to you and mentions how he got a little heated about you coming back with him instead of staying at that shithole, well. It’s all allegations I tell you.

Type of guy not to admit he’s attached until it’s like some dangerous pivotal moment. Would afterwards switch to more affectionate names or say it openly or even admit a crush casually like it didn’t take burning down a facility to get him to call you his bestie.

[pupyr0arz]

Perv!Soap, apaco!Roachreader, Roachreader stalker au, and Uber eats stalker ghost. I would read all of those.

*Ahem*

I propose.. we put Apoc!Roach on hold.. and start up Uber eats stalker!Ghost 😩

I'm jk, but uhm.. tag me when Uber eats Stakker Ghost comes out, yeah? That's some good shit I wanna read

Yuh ♡

on it boss!!! I’ve had a lot of fun playing around with these freak edition Barbie’s so I’m glad im getting something right lolz

[pupyr0arz]

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹👹

😨😨😨 ten snips then:

captive!soap x ultrantionalist!reader 1st paragraph The thing is, it’s too hard to stay away from you. You’ve got him locked up in some safehouse first off, but lately he’s finding the conversations a little too sweet to be good for him, and the silence when you’re gone a touch too mind melting. Soap’s a lot of things, but not the type to stay still at all. The first three days he spends here, silent home and silent-er guards are hellish, soft duvet grating on every nerve. He bites at the chain wrapped around his wrist, grinding his teeth into iron for lack of anything better to do because when he tugs at it too insistently one of the scary bastards starts to loom in the doorway. He’d do it anyways, pick a fight just for something to cut his wrists on but the phantom fingers on his collar and soon-to-be quiet approval of Simon keeps him leashed. For now, at least. He’s going to go insane here, white walls, white bed, staring into his own reflection in the metal of his cuff. He stares at his watcher’s black body armor to rest his eyes when he gets desperate, which is more than he’d like to admit.

gazghost (ghoap/gazprice bg)

Ghost is not an animal person. It’s less of a distaste for them than a rational understanding that voluntarily allowing a dependent living being to be dependent on him is at best, a sketchy idea. He’s the last man on earth he’d give that responsibility, the quiet morbid fear of waking up to blood on his hands and another broken body. It eats at him, because they’re almost like children in their innocence and how uncomprehending they are of cruelty. 

Ghost doesn’t want an actual dog, for all that he grudgingly has to admit he likes Riley. Johnny is more than enough in that department, the mangy mutt that he is. And between the two of them, if Ghost snaps at Johnny he can trust the man to circle back and nose at him until he allows him to forgive Ghost. Better yet, he knows Johnny will round on him too, try and sink those scraggly little canines in with all that huffing and puffing. Johnny is a good dog, suited for Ghost, carved just right to slip right into the chinks of his armor and fit, snug and warm. Armed, too. 

ghostbusters!au ghost!soap x price

Price lets himself in from the back. Gaz is up front, coaxing the couple out of the home with sweet words and he doesn’t need fo screw that up. It’s a pretty typical job from that front, idiot newly weds who got a deal on a old, old property. He’s not in the mood to have to explain the equipment he’s lugging to a pair of barely out of college victims, and Gaz, bless him, steps up to bat without missing a beat. He’s too good to Price, really. He’ll keep them clear of the house, playing away any skepticism and soothing any major fears. As long as Price has his time to fix this, they’re in free and clear. They don’t leave any ways of getting back in contact for a reason.

perv!soap

Johnny is a bad, bad bastard. It’s no one’s fault but his own, no blame can be placed for his sweet mother who spotted the rottenness in him and tried to set him straight, or his sisters who fussed after him and tried to teach him manners. It sticks as well as teaching a bear to use a fork. 

He’s got no excuse for any of this, but he can’t think himself out of it either. His world narrows down to it, like he’s working on a bomb and his hands are steady as he pilfers away on quiet feet. He’s the hardest he’s been in a month, for christssake. Bar girls are beautiful, beautiful butterflies he catches and pins to the bed and their screams feed him sweetly, but he’s finding the hunter in the pit of his stomach has grown too ravenous for them

stalker!kyle x influencer!reader

Kyle is sure you’ve dealt with your fair share of stalkers and creepy fans, even before he finds your interviews about them. It’s a given, naturally, with how alluring you are you’re bound to attract fetishists and those dedicated to dragging you down. Men online don’t get as much sexual harassment, which is probably the only thing that keels Kyle from having to buy a new mouse frequently, but naturally you do call unwanted attention to your body. Scum that don’t deserve to lick the bottom of your shoe demanding your time, your affection, your attention, to conform to their standards...it sets a righteous fire of indignation in him, as it should any decent person. He’s not like any of them, after all, the farthest thing removed. Kyle isn’t lonely, even outside of his team. He talks to his neighbors and smiles at the cashier at the coffee shop, and he smiles back. Women don’t dart away from him on the street, he passes wallets back to their owners, he’s not religious but he’s not vehemently spitting at those who do practice. Every grating trait that leads these sorts of people astray is absent.

Priest!price x reader

Price spots you without needing to look. He’s heard the rumors, gossip for all that his fellows like to condemn, flies as fast in the clergy as it does in the town, but he didn’t need the stories of a strange man appearing at the outskirts of town. He knows each member of his flock by heart, by voice, by face, by troubles. Each of them is a light borne to earth by God, and he prides himself on knowing what is necessary to coax them behind the church doors.

apoco!au roachreader

Besides, he’s done nothing but fuck you over for the past, what, eight months now? Ever since you left Zion you keep having close brushes with this guy, you’ve never gotten close enough to talk. Like your own personal bad luck charm, done in ugly neon orange. You’ve never even gotten more than a cursory description from the other survivors. He’s short, likes orange, and is a total maniac that leaves destruction in his wake. Like a complete nut job. Crazier than the cults and bloodthirsty groups that have cropped up cause those guys seem to be working towards an end, not just wandering aimlessly and fucking things up. You’ve titled him as The Guy in your head, for lack of any other monickers and he’s shown up with enough frequency to keep that title. 

roachreader stalker au

Gary’s never actually sat down next to you, but he’s sure you wouldn’t mind. You spare polite smiles for nearly everyone on your walks anyways, it what charms him to you. You retreat to the backs of rooms, quiet, unassuming and always, always polite. You’d understand Gary, he thinks to himself, understand the sort of tepid existence he’s trapped in and find kinship in him too. You wouldn’t mind his silence, wouldn’t mind anything but enjoy his company the way he savors yours.

gazsoap creepy

It’s far less weird for him to do this, really. He’s not practically tearing Soap’s underwear with his teeth, for one, and since Soap is obviously getting off to him, Kyle is only owed something, isn’t he? He’s aroused because someone else is aroused. Finding sexual acts stimulating isn’t rocket science. Soap finds him sexy, and that sets off something in his lizard brain or whatever. Why should he spend his time second guessing his feelings when Soap clearly doesn’t have a brain to spare to anything other than stripping the skin off of his dick?

Uber eats stalker ghost!

He takes the job up to get out of the house more. Butchery is his calling, the song of the knife through flesh as universal as it always has, but some days the grip of it overlays too much over times when he didn’t wear gloves, or he moves too silently and smoothly around the shop. The customers shy away from him and the other helpers eye him with nervous fear in too bright eyes. He doesn’t get along with his coworkers, ushers them back into the shop when he takes his smoke break.

So, food delivery. It gets him out of the shop, feet to pavement, burns away enough energy that he keeps his head in the here, the now, so he can keep his eyes away from planning exfils and counting to-be casualties.

[pupyr0arz]

HAHA I BEG YOUR PARDON???? WHAT???

mealworm!roach is just a fucked up little skrunkly <3 he’s gotta keep all his memories of Simon in one place anyways,,,let him have some fun 💖 it’s good for him. I mean like, what else is he going to do with Simon 2. He’s going the way of his predecessor ^^

[pupyr0arz]

Ok so I haven't made a roach spotify playlist yet cuz uhhhhh idk 😭 but, I don't come empty handed. I have my tf141 playlist, and my (basically) simp playlist lmao

Here's the Tf141 one

And here's the simp playlist

If the links don't work I'm gonna rage

Btw most of the Tf141 one could count as a roach one, but I'll make one special for him tomorrow ♡

MUSIC!!! Thank you 💞💞💞 now I have smth to listen to while I think roach thoughts over dinner

[pupyr0arz]

SUDDEN APOC!ROACH X READER IDEA AHHH

What if, since Roach doesn't talk like- at all, reader tries to make him giggle or laugh, only to get huffs out of him, until they find that journal book thingy with the stock photo, and they just silently slowly look at eachother and start bust out laughing, enough to bring tears to their eyes only for reader to tease him about how he actually full-on laughed later, then he signs that he'll leave her for the zombies if she keeps it up (jokingly) lmao

Again, sorry if it's booty cheeks 💀

NO I RLLY LIKE IT!

Roach being more ‘protective’ of how he expresses things bc since he prefers not to speak he’s been mocked or treated oddly for alternate styles or whenever he does express things ‘normally’, plus definitely not wanting to be ‘close’ to reader. He’s absolutely not! He could go up and put his hand on a Bible and sign it in front of everybody , it’s just the truth. He would barely care if reader lived or died, prommy. But it’s just the stupidest fucking thing, who is getting that printed? What life did this person lead to get that made? The dead serious expression of reader as they pass it over to him? So what. He’s having an off day. Reader brings it up later when they’re trying to sleep and he tries to ‘smother ‘ them with a pillow (cue pillow fight)

[pupyr0arz]

Zombie apoc Roach x reader ideas teehee

Reader finds an empty journal while scavenging and presents it to Roach, and they both start giggling because the only thing in it is a stock photo of some random meme that someone left there long before the apocalypse.

While Roach would TOTALLY dare reader to touch a zombie for bragging rights, he's also absolutely terrified that they will get bit, so instead he just keeps the idea to himself :c

Reader who is like a heater all year round, + a cuddle bug, (Roach is too lmao) but sometimes it gets way too hot in the bed, so Roach just ends up sleeping on the floor. He doesn't mind tho, since the floor is cold 😌

Idk what I'm doing, I'm not a writer sorry if it's booty cheeks lmao

that would be the funniest fucking thing even if it’s just a random ass photo. Treats it like gold. Scavenging while acting like David Attenborough

infection spreading thru like. air or something so zombies are mostly safe if you actually know what you’re doing and wear a mask or something or flowerzombie au. Roach would dream about having a pet attack zombie but wouldn’t keep one irl. Friendly suggestions (dangerous lies) to a asshole survivor they meet along the way bc it’s ethical i prommy he didn’t kill them himself 💖

Roach i think does awfully with heat, I love southern roach as an idea but to me when it gets to hot he’s just totally useless. He HATES the feeling of sweat and it just gets too muggy and awful he’ll just melt and die. He can work thru it but he would rather drown. Stopping by any body of water for a break >

if he was shotgun I feel he would absolutely fill his time doing title games like the paper fortune teller. Gets a magic 8-ball somehow.

Roach who’s spent his time in the apocalypse being a reckless asshole and meeting reader and slowly going oh man, I’m attached. Shit. This isn’t very funny of me

[pupyr0arz]

Right..?? 😥😥😥

it is!!!!!