#dungeons & daddies spoilers

[grape-souffle]

Trudy is my favourite artificial 1950s housewife fr

[baroquepoultry]

We’re going to get up there!

[babacontainsmultitudes]

He's a used car salesman. He has a heart of gold. He can't parallel park. He has two gay witch italian dads. He chops the wood. He has a magical talking cat mom. He's an assassin. He isn't an assassin. He's actually the cat from earlier. He's trans (female cat to male human). He's been shot through the heart. He was in Dewar. He was not in the war. He was in Dewar. He's on his last of nine lives. He just had a marble shoved down his throat. He's even bisexual. I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?

[nesperus]

thank you, season 2

[usinguntiligetmyaccountback-blog]

dndads Kelsey grammar really is the character of all time. She’s a teacher. She’s a boxer. She’s a gambling addict. She’s a plagiarist. She once had sex so bad she counted it as -1 on her body count then proceeded to join a bowling team with the guy. She loves crime shows. She has weight in all the right places (which is everywhere). She is a safe haven for teens who are not bisexual because that hasn’t been invented yet. She made a deal with an eldritch horror to help her with her encyclopedias. She even has vaguely homoerotic tension with a robot. What can’t she do?

[squiddy-ink-s]

Great Finale guys….:,)

[hippydippydruid]

Imagine being a child, and your whole family dies, and it’s just you and your dad. And he starts locking himself in his office, claiming he has work to do, so you sit and you wait and you grieve. And then one day your mother is there like nothing ever happened, making breakfast and cleaning the house and homeschooling you just like she used to. And your dad is acting like this is completely normal. And this works for a while, but then this twisted version of your mom stops just cooking breakfast and cleaning the house and begins trying to have hobbies. And suddenly your mother is gone again and there is a new mom in the kitchen the next morning. And you realize that you will never get the closure of fully losing your mother, but you will also never get the satisfaction of having her back. And soon your mother, who used to adore you, is pampering these two new children that behave so well and aren’t sad and angry like the poor little .5. And you watch as every new version of your dead mother begins to view you with more and more disdain as you look into the lifeless eyes of a woman who used to sing you songs before bed every night, and you know there is no one who will ever believe you. Imagine being Timmy Trout.

[mispelled]

Damn. Dndads really wasn't lying when they said they'll be on their way fr fr

[starkingdraws]

crying for him

[macksartblock]

Thinking about this iconic moment before work again

[zil-street]

Happy Season Finale!!! (Gonna go cry in a corner till the next season starts)

[grape-souffle]

Can't wait for Trudy to confront her husband and be like

[ladymaplecourt]

That finale was wild huh

[torantuga]

i love you trudy, you are indeed your own woman

[soffsketches]

The Honda Odyssey FUCKS hard!

Dungeons and Daddies Season 1: We always knew that bitch

[jksnrabbit]

I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM [s3 ep5 spoilers]

francis farnsworth snapped, and im all here for it

absolutely CANNOT wait for where the hell this season is going to