#dumdums

[raishifts]

have dum dums ♡

there is more i want to upload but it would need to be in a separate post so take this as part 1 :D

[hugespace]

[aries-of-spades]

taste the rainbow

it actually took me a while to get all flavor wrappers, but now I have the complete set as homemade pins :D

[black-suns-rim]

Raakz and Jas

Raakz and Jas are half brothers. They are dumbass goblins who share a single brain cell. Raakz is a rogue who likes stealing (he belongs to @thenomadclan ). Jas is a mage but he sucks at magic. His spells always go wrong but they still end up helping him.

When they are relaxing, they are at each other's throats and fighting each other. But when they have to fight someone else together, they are a well-oiled machine. Jas and Raakz don't know that they are half brothers since Jas was sold for money to a mage as a baby. Jas is older than Raakz by a couple of years.

Jas's eyes are very sensitive to light due to him growing up in the dark or pitch black. The mage that raised him was blind and lived in the dark. Jas wears shades to help him not feel discomfort during the day or in bright areas. He isn't blind himself, he has perfect eyesight.

-Raakz and Jas normal interaction-

Raakz: Money is Money! I don't see you complaining when we have food on the table and a roof over our heads.

Jas: we live on the streets dumbass

Raakz: Because you rated us out, blind fuck!

Jas: you ratted yourself out, ass cork!

Raakz: how?

Jas: you were bragging about how you stole the landlord's money pouch, to his wife!

Raakz: it's called Rizz! I would have been in her bed tonight! Uuugghhh, it's not my fault she is loyal to her husband.

Jas: it's not Rizz! It's called being a dumb fuck! -backhands him-

Raakz: OH YOU WANNA GO?! -Tackles him into the mud puddle right next to them-

-their fighting continues for 20 minutes before getting tired. Both are covered in mud and are all dirty, covered in bruises and cuts-

Jas: -is panting heavily- you wanna get some drinks at the pub?

Raakz: you buying?

Jas: you have my money you bastard. You're buying.

Raakz: mmmph... fine

[buffetcity]

[mrchalamet-mrstyles]

funny that they were egging all of that on, but are now saying people “pushed it too far” 🙄 only because it backfired on them, amirite? you know they’ll be twisting themselves into pretzels trying to explain this away, but a tiny little part of their brain won’t be able to forget it, and that is a bit of sweet justice for me

[shithowdy]

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh

[anenbyraccoon]

I haven't posted weird quotes in a while, time to change that :)

"I hope this is my period and not my body rejecting the fact I have a uterus"

"Fuck, I started thinking and stopped paying attention"

"Well, she separated rooms for boys and girls so we shouldn't have any problems." "... Bitch, I'm Gay!"

"I'm more scared of <me> than our manager" "Good, I'm a preschool teacher!"

"Leave the kid alone. He has a mullet, he doesn't need anymore problems"

"I may not be a cow, but I will moo."

"Look bitch, you don't need to have a foot fetish to accept the fact that feet exist!"

[bumfuzzled-bee]

!! Lil guys !!

[raishifts]

dum dums part 2 :D!!!

there IS more, so now time for part 3

[hellcifrogs]

Sakura week day 2: Teammates - Sasuke's been away for a while and needs to catch up. As always, team 7 loves each other, but also really get on one another's every nerve <3 -> Day 1

[hugespace]

[christianbaileyceramics]

I do think my new year gnome is finished. You know I couldn’t let my students have all the fun. This guy is made from baby bel cheese wax and holds the all important dum dum. He is kinda the perfect mascot for me as I eat baby bel cheese and give out dum dums to my students. Now to see about making a mold and cssting this guy in resin. #newyeargnome @newyearsgnome #wax #babybel #babybelcheese @babybelcheeze @babybelus #dumdums #lollipop #art #highschoolartteacher #artist #sculpture #gnome https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn5VL7OroXE/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[somerandomdudelmao]

Part 2 is here! :D

And you know what?

Sensei Leonardo and Master Michelangelo are good. But Donnie is not a master or a teacher or a professor for Casey. Nonono~

Donnie is that totally crazy uncle and I will fight for that concept.

Part 1 Next episode

[dollypopup]

"But how did Colin not know Penelope had a crush on him?"

Babes, how did Penelope not know Colin had a crush on her?

He literally bought and ate the same cake she did as he stared longingly at her? He sprinted for that balloon rope, fully ready to haul 800 pounds on his lonesome so she wouldn't be hurt? He bribed her maid so they could have alone time and then scurried off after her every moment of every event they're in together? He is always in her garden? He cuts into her dance? He glared daggers through Debling's face? He rushes up to her to say he's been meaning to ask her something and stares so deep into her eyes I swear boy was looking into her soul? He loses track of his sentences because he just starts pining mid-syllable? He looks at her lips all the time? He chugs lemonade after she compliments how his eyes shine when he's kind? He runs off after her carriage, panting, cravatless, asking if she accepted a proposal and to please please please let him in, and she's still like "I can't believe he'd think you have feelings for me!" When my boy has been out here getting a phd in down baderism?

They're both idiots in love, your honor