#dumbass disease

[boolishness]

Slit your wrists and bleed all over the keyboard

Sorry but minors aren't supposed 2 be on my page.

Also... I'm on mobile.

[plumbley-bee]

Shout out to some of my favorite moments that really highlight how, despite how perfect and sweet he is, kurosawa is still fucking unhinged

And somehow, despite the mind reading, adachi still doesn't know about this.

I thought kurosawa would get toned down after they got married, but boy was I wrong. I gasped when I saw this page. He is so weird and off-putting. <3

I CANNOT STRESS HOW WILD IT IS THAT ADACHI STAYED AT HIS HOUSE ONE TIME SO HE INVESTED IN A FUND FOR THEIR FUTURE TOGETHER!! A FUND HE ALREADY HAD, TO BUY THINGS HE COULD USE TO FANTASIZE ABOUT THEM BEING TOGETHER!!

THE MOST down bad person I've ever seen. 50,000 words!? That's a whole ass multi chapter fanfic!

Also he is so unhinged somehow getting married only made him worse (affectionate)

Anyway I love him <3 he's so crazy and off the wall insane but that's what makes him my favorite character.

[unlawfulchaos]

*on comms during a training exercise*

Rooster: DADS, HELP!

Iceman: Don't worry Bradley, Mav's on his way, but you need to tell us your location.

Maverick: What are your coordinates, Baby Goose?

Rooster: I'm by a cloud that looks like a lion.

Iceman: Can you be more specific?

Rooster: Simba.

[itriedwritingandhereiam]

I have beef with Odyseus because what do you mean you're smart enough to escape a God's wrath but you can't fucking keep your trap shut.

Half his problems wouldn't exist if he hadn't given Polyphemus is name and address like bro, ever heard of stranger danger?

[ask-mirage-mews]

Ask for the mod.

What inspired you to create this blog?

I’ve probably answered this before but

My love for Mew/Two, my fascination with weird lil fucked up science experiments, found family, and being a sucker for romance

[bunnyseahorse-blog]

me: hey faulty thyroid have some meds

thyroid: no work. Low levels.

my doctor: Increase dose?

thyroid: your heart is racing

doctor: let’s go down

thyroid: I’m so low that your sick

Doctor: Heart is good. Go up on dose and wait?

Thyroid: I am very high in some categories and much too low in others

doctor: huh? Lol wait what??

me: balls!

Doctor: putting you on wait list for expensive and scary endocrinologist.

thyroid: hehe. I win

Update: my endocrinologist is super nice! We found the right dosage. My Hashimoto’s is in remission and I’m feeling pretty good. I have some cysts on my thyroid but they are not cancerous and are super tiny. I’m still having some problems with my vitamin levels and a few hormone imbalances but everything is better overall and we are still problem solving.

Being able to whine about my process was cathartic. Thanks yall

[apostate-in-an-alcove]

Complain about booktok all you want but the self righteous AUDACITY you have to have to diagnose strangers on the internet with an addiction is ridiculous. I highly doubt that you, oh so pompous moral crusader against booktok, have the qualifications and knowledge to officially provide a diagnosis for anyone but you sure as hell have the qualifications to be an asshole and trivialize something like addictions.

[ms-boogie-man]

Ahem…

Left-wing dumbasses who have lost a debate with me — and they always do — go into my Archive and get images such as this one …

… flagged and hidden behind the blue Tumblr box of idiocy

This is due to the left-wing historically being the wing of idiocy

…and yes, those are the exact same images. The one that worked was run thru the gif-maker again and resized by 1%

You have to get up earlier in the morning to best me yo … that is due to my being a vampire, and I never sleep

Could you ask for a better patriot on your team??!!! *giggles I think not —

… this is all

Angie/Maddie🦇❥✝︎🇺🇸

[castle-tea]

A lil doodle of the mentally ill sillies <3

[risaonda]

actually ya. mutuals hmu if u want my discord tumblrs a fucking nightmare and I actually will start using it even less and less

[sunnyupgremlin]

hi, welcome to me

[bear-man74]

Ofc it's the me being a dumbass post that get all the notes..

[xx-psych0-rabbit-xx]

the whole thing of treating pets like family members is real cute until you lose the capability of understanding youre caring for animals n not cute fluffy plushies labeled "child"

my mom INSISTED on adopting 2 somewhat big dogs out of pity last year, she insists on getting attached to pets like theyre her children so thats the cutesy way she originally treated them.we do not have enough space for 2 dogs their size n she refuses to ever play w them or take them on walks (im unable to do that myself bc i cant go where theyre kept without help n shed just get mad.i know she would from experience), most of her interaction w them when shes not cutely calling them her kids bc theyre cute to look at is screaming at them for barking, she literally spends the entire day at times talking abt how she wishes she didnt have them n their food is getting way too expensive for how much money we have.so yk she decided to give them away to this guy w a HUGE farm space proper for dogs like them, ignoring how she treats them one could say its noble she realized theyre not well here n let them go somewhere better for their needs

anyways then in less than a day she threw a hissy fit she wanted her "children" back bc she cannot see pets as animals but as cutesy children who need mommy constantly so the dogs r back at somewhere theyll eventually die of boredom bc their only entertainment is barking at lizards bc my mom cant understand dogs have needs n arent there to play cutesy family roles n look nice.its just your responsability for a pet owner to know your ANIMALS needs, n some ppl r literally just not cut to own pets if they insist on seeing them as "essentially people bc its cute to treat them like they r" than animals w specific needs to be kept

like.on base calling pets family is cute.i get the appeal im willing to play along w being the pets sister bc it IS a cute term to use for fun.but when you do it sm you can no longer understand you own animals n not literal children (granted if she treated a child like that shed land in jail immediately) thats just.honestly youre just kinda stupid n obviously get pets bc theyre cute to have, not bc you want to take care of animals

[foreskin-dealer]

Calling the doc tomorrow

[mythesque]

la signora literally deserved so much fuckign better i will NEVER shut up about this she got fuckin done dirty by the writers its an injustice its a travesty and i will never not be mad abt the shit writing because she deserved better than that!!!!!!!! i think about her constantly i love her so dearly but they fuckin done fucked up! and she couldve been so much more there is SO much potential there for MORE but they dropped the ball they never explored her character the way they should and im mad abt it! hhrrghhhrgrhh im just frothing at the mouth thoughts constantly buzzing in my head i wish i could take her hand and sweep her away to a world where the writers actually wrote her competently and w respect and i love her and i MISS her okay???? T_T

[fizzle-fag]

There are so many songs in my head. Like, all by different artists???