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fleurywiththesave · 2 days ago
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"I'm fine," woman says as if it will somehow actually make her fine
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avengedearth · 1 year ago
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I was working on a story for a different team and one of my friends helped me categorize that team. We had so much fun we decided to do it for another team. The above list was created from the following descriptions:
Seelie Court: Seelie means "blessed" or "holy" These faeries tend to be more benevolent & will always repay favors, but they also avenge insult. They are prone to mischief and the word "silly" comes from their name. They are typically kinder & have a brighter disposition.
Summer Court: The Summer Court is subordinate to the Seelie Court. They gain power at the Spring equinox. They represent mature life and their focus is on sustaining life, making more pragmatic decisions than the Spring court. They tend to be more arrogant and are capable of cruelty, but are polite well-mannered.
Spring court is also subordinate to the Seelie Court, so they share key values with the summer court. Spring court fae are very focused on nature, growth, and life. They are cheery, peppy, and calmer than the Summer court. They embody the qualities of Spring.
Unseelie Court: The Unseelie Court is typically viewed as the opposite of the Seelie court. They are more malicious and nearly always unfavorable to humans. These faeries are not always evil but they tend to prefer harming rather than helping. Unseelie faeries like to travel in a group at night and assault travelers physically, mentally, and emotionally, especially if they are spiritually ignorant.
Winter Court: The Winter Court is subordinate to the Unseelie Court and gains its power at the Autumn equinox. They epitomize the qualities of Winter. They tend to be more malevolent, but view life and death both as important forces. They are sensible and calculating with a darker disposition. They can be quite cruel.
Autumn Court: The Autumn court is also subordinate to the Unseelie court. They are associated with death and decay and are as equally malevolent as the Winter court. They do a lot of the "dirty work" and trooping for the Winter court. They believe in the expressing of all emotions.
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fleurywiththesave · 11 days ago
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↑ every single nhl player
guys i don't want to sound like a slut, but i want hugs
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fleurywiththesave · 3 months ago
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actually the sluttiest thing a man can do is be matthew tkachuk
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fleurywiththesave · 8 months ago
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(This is all over my dash with people thoughtfully keeping things in the tags, but, well, I don’t wanna)
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rat day rat day rat day!!! 🐀
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fleurywiththesave · 6 months ago
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it's important to be honest with children
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fleurywiththesave · 3 months ago
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Hey now. Sometimes it's an American or European man.
My understanding of hockey from Tumblr is: 'I need that Canadian man on his knees and begging like a dog'
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zeakis · 3 months ago
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why is he like this
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fleurywiththesave · 5 months ago
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oh my god matthew
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fleurywiththesave · 4 months ago
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"nhl be normal about sidney crosby challenge" psych everyone would lose immediately
“i know i had posters of him on my wall as a kid” - dylan larkin
“when he just walks in a room, guys kind of stop and he just has that aura about him” - nathan mackinnon
nhl banning pride but they’re really letting players say this gay shit about sid huh…
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dvar-trek · 6 months ago
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the other thing the avs need, aside from getting dicked down, is to have a kuzy in the room. someone needs to be the evgeny "is game" kuznetsov. to make them laugh at goofy shit and bring the whimsy and remind them that above all else, hockey is game.
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theflirtmeister · 10 months ago
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everytime i see anything hockey related i think of u lol before i followed u the only hockey player i knew was gretzky (the greatest) but now my sports-loving brother and i can have actual conversations abt hockey (tho im more focused on their beefy thighs) so thank u for the knowledge and thirst-posting 🖤
i am doing good in the world.... i am enlightening the people about big hockey boys.....
also can you fucking BELIEVE gretzky was a fucking twink bopping about the place, i feel like i would have got into hockey a lot sooner if i'd been told about this
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exopelagic · 10 months ago
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honk shoo.
#but yeah sleepy.#i have so much to do these next few days I’m gonna die#meanwhile I just wanna see my friends#the good thing is that some of the busy things involve seeing my friends but goddamn why are almost all of them hard#also YES I’m going to be dumb and gay again bc a) why shouldn’t I b) nobody can stop me#I’m being dumb and gay again.#now seen The Guy twice since I’ve been back and he’s very cool#still feel like I’m being insane god idk what I’m doing#I hope he comes tomorrow bc he can’t make the meeting which means he won’t be on committee which sucks bc he did want to#OH but I did mean to tell him there was one role he could go for and have a good shot at that I think he’d be good for#only problem is if he doesn’t come tomorrow I can’t tell him in time bc I don’t have any way to message him other than email#(which feels slightly creepy bc I only know it bc secretary and he’s never explicitly said his surname so it’s just inferred from the list)#idk. the thing that gets me is we are very much friends now. like early stages of friends but we keep talking at hockey#and importantly he keeps coming To Me which keeps surprising me bc he does it more than any of my other friends#but I guess I’m also coming to him kinda a lot too. self awareness falls when around cute boy you get how it is#god it’s so unfair why is he like this#I finished getting my skates off before he did yesterday which gave me a very good opportunity to Look while he was talking#and have it not be weird and he’s just very pretty. he’s got a rlly nice nose#i always feel insane pointing out noses it’s the Draw speaking bc I use noses as a focal point and they’re fun to draw#tbh it’s unlikely I will say someone does Not have a nice nose but idk let me have this. it would be fun to draw is maybe what I mean#and I hadn’t noticed before bc the like bridge? and uhh like. base? idk nose words but they don’t match#the bridge is super long and on the thin side w a bump like mine but the like bottom is much rounder and wider and I don’t see that mix much#he also just has rlly nice hair it’s super curly and he’s in that like weird light brown purgatory where it’s all different colours#like it’s mostly light brown but some bits look rlly dark and some especially at the ends is like almost blonde and it changes w the light#god he also keeps doing this dumb fucking thing where he’s trying to skate while squatting all the way and it’s ridiculous#he looks like a spider folding in on itself and the worst part is he can fucking do it#he’s gotten so good at skating recently and I have a feeling he lives somewhere with an ice rink bc I’m sure he’s better than he was novembr#yeah I also got to just stand and watch him play yesterday and it’s so incredibly horribly unfair#anyway I’m too fucking gay and I will not let him escape me again tomorrow I Will get his instagram or smth bc I swear this man#luke.txt
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fleurywiththesave · 4 months ago
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He heard about Sid's banana bread and he's going to ask the baker for private lessons until he masters an even better recipe
Connor got really into the banana chocolate chip muffins at the Hyman Golf Classic and I’m obsessed with the fact that he came back for seconds and shook the baker’s hand.
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allylikethecat · 2 years ago
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Chapters: 9/? Fandom: Men's Hockey RPF Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Leon Draisaitl/Matthew Tkachuk Characters: Leon Draisaitl, Matthew Tkachuk, Connor McDavid Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Mpreg Summary:
“What happened?” Leon demanded. “You were scratched last minute? Then I hear you’re going on long term IR indefinitely? AND THEN you left the arena- I spent half an hour looking for you before Looch took pity on me and told me you left!”
Matthew shrugged, his gaze steel. “I didn’t know you were my keeper.”
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mikkaeus · 1 year ago
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I’m reading in coming in first place (same author as thrown off the ice) and David rly is a pissy stray cat that jake is trying his best to tame
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