#dumb hockey boys

[fleurywiththesave]

this man is a parody of himself and i'm going to lose my mind

[avengedearth]

I was working on a story for a different team and one of my friends helped me categorize that team. We had so much fun we decided to do it for another team. The above list was created from the following descriptions:

Seelie Court: Seelie means "blessed" or "holy" These faeries tend to be more benevolent & will always repay favors, but they also avenge insult. They are prone to mischief and the word "silly" comes from their name. They are typically kinder & have a brighter disposition.

Summer Court: The Summer Court is subordinate to the Seelie Court. They gain power at the Spring equinox. They represent mature life and their focus is on sustaining life, making more pragmatic decisions than the Spring court. They tend to be more arrogant and are capable of cruelty, but are polite well-mannered.

Spring court is also subordinate to the Seelie Court, so they share key values with the summer court. Spring court fae are very focused on nature, growth, and life. They are cheery, peppy, and calmer than the Summer court. They embody the qualities of Spring.

Unseelie Court: The Unseelie Court is typically viewed as the opposite of the Seelie court. They are more malicious and nearly always unfavorable to humans. These faeries are not always evil but they tend to prefer harming rather than helping. Unseelie faeries like to travel in a group at night and assault travelers physically, mentally, and emotionally, especially if they are spiritually ignorant.

Winter Court: The Winter Court is subordinate to the Unseelie Court and gains its power at the Autumn equinox. They epitomize the qualities of Winter. They tend to be more malevolent, but view life and death both as important forces. They are sensible and calculating with a darker disposition. They can be quite cruel.

Autumn Court: The Autumn court is also subordinate to the Unseelie court. They are associated with death and decay and are as equally malevolent as the Winter court. They do a lot of the "dirty work" and trooping for the Winter court. They believe in the expressing of all emotions.

[valachia]

This is so awkward.

-"rain or shine, mostly rain"

- "you're not really fishing if you're not catching anything"

- "if we don't catch one this summer I'm actually retiring"

just two dudes gone fishin’

[waltzing-rats]

Ive finally done it here comes the captain 🎉🎉🎉 now he and tenga can sit on my wall together

[tumkink]

◤ imessage to tiny dude◢

porter: remember when you used to sext me porter: where did my baby go.. porter: come hike with me naked. porter: not right now, but like in the future??

[fleurywiththesave]

happy birthday, dorkus maximus

[sofrancescasocleanclean]

someone called someone else daddy here

for anyone looking for that other mcmattdrai scrum view 🫡

[polyabathtub]

I have no idea if my anonymous prompter follows me on here, but if they do, I just want them to know that I am working so hard on that fic. The prompt is just too good and too detailed and what was going to just be a silly sex fic is now overflowing with feelings and a plot, and I keep needing to go back and re-work earlier chapters to enable, like, character development. Sorry that it's been seven months and I'm still only half done, but I really am working on it.

[dvar-trek]

the other thing the avs need, aside from getting dicked down, is to have a kuzy in the room. someone needs to be the evgeny "is game" kuznetsov. to make them laugh at goofy shit and bring the whimsy and remind them that above all else, hockey is game.

[theflirtmeister]

everytime i see anything hockey related i think of u lol before i followed u the only hockey player i knew was gretzky (the greatest) but now my sports-loving brother and i can have actual conversations abt hockey (tho im more focused on their beefy thighs) so thank u for the knowledge and thirst-posting 🖤

i am doing good in the world.... i am enlightening the people about big hockey boys.....

also can you fucking BELIEVE gretzky was a fucking twink bopping about the place, i feel like i would have got into hockey a lot sooner if i'd been told about this

[exopelagic]

honk shoo.

[valachia]

I was talking to a mutual whos helping me catch up with what happened in NHL while I was gone today and she described him as "sad wet cat" and by the god was she right.

I Post A Hughes A Day Until The Season Starts - Day 117

[allylikethecat]

Chapters: 9/? Fandom: Men's Hockey RPF Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Leon Draisaitl/Matthew Tkachuk Characters: Leon Draisaitl, Matthew Tkachuk, Connor McDavid Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Mpreg Summary:

“What happened?” Leon demanded. “You were scratched last minute? Then I hear you’re going on long term IR indefinitely? AND THEN you left the arena- I spent half an hour looking for you before Looch took pity on me and told me you left!”

Matthew shrugged, his gaze steel. “I didn’t know you were my keeper.”

[mikkaeus]

I’m reading in coming in first place (same author as thrown off the ice) and David rly is a pissy stray cat that jake is trying his best to tame

[halliewriteshockey]

Y’all know I love the pests. My favorite rookie this year takes it to another level though—he got a penalty tonight FROM THE BENCH and I’m still laughing at him

[valachia]

Every time I see one of these, they look like shelter dogs up for adoption with little fact sheets. Ryan, 2 y/o lab mix with sweet temperament. He likes chips and joe sakic. Will play more enthusiastically if you get him CCM stick.

edmontonoilers: Back to camp part two 🏕️