#dumb brain

[rosieandthemoon]

Stop listening to big scoliosis™️. Sitting in shrimp position all day at your desk IS good for you, and eventually you’ll start seeing new (shrimp) colors.

[cute-girls-from-vns-anime-manga]

My god my brain really woke my ass up today craving and needing to have a pretty girl pat me on the head. I have no idea why this is all ive been thinking bout but ima take a nap and see if anything changes

[bwaah]

I sit down on the train with my headphones on

I think "god I hope I'm on the right train"

I take my headphones out just as the announcement says "...Manchester airport"

i think "phew" and put my headphones back in

I have several moments of panic that this might be the one and only time the announcement said "this train does NOT go to Manchester airport"

[llamhigyn-y-dwr]

I like how I accidentally reblogged something to a Community twice in a row.

[sun13koi]

my idiot brain has been reading ‘hru’ as a noise instead of an abbreviation and I’ve been so confused when people answer it- just figured out it meant ‘how are you’ 😭😭 like dude just as a noise- ‘hru?’

[thezombieprostitute]

My body chooses all the wrong times to be horny. I've got back to back meetings today and I'm unable to focus because I keep thinking about being railed.

[anenbyraccoon]

My brain holds the most random knowledge imaginable, but can't hold the ability to keep a conversation...

[random-xpressions]

Scenario - (enters Baskin Robbins) placing order at the counter:

Boyfriend (acting smart): "those with two balls get two scoops."

Girlfriend (wittingly refutes): "also please make the scoops to the size of his balls. And I'll be happy with a single scoop to the size of my boobs."

Random Xpressions

[cicadasides]

i'm so fickle it's crazy SJDKJS

[crepus]

WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE LITTLE GIRL NEXT TO WRIOTHESLY?? my brain is insisting that her name is seaweed, but I know that. is. not. her. name.

[vanillachainsaw]

when u wake up & the depression is feeling a lil extra spicy today

[duke-and-acceptance]

welllllllllll, I dunno which part of my brain makes me think people care about horny posting, but i give you permission to remove it.

[allthepeopleiveevermet]

text post nonsense

GOD this April May has been a doozie. Lost my grandma, fell out of my relationship, come back to seattle, fall back into love with someone who wasn't in my life for some time, quit my job, finally kinda get my head wrapped around everything and feel like I can give my full self to this person and now my good friend just passed away doing something he loved. I have never lost a friend like this, ik that's just life and it will get more common in the years to come but im j really struggling with the reality of it idk. Really putting life into perspective for me, how quickly everything can happen, how selfish it is to not reach out to people or participate in your relationships just because of the way you feel. I used to come back home to feel how slow life can be, right now it feels like I come home and things change at a million miles a minute. Im curious about how long it will be before coming here won't feel the same anymore, like a different place entirely. One day I'll have to find this place in somewhere else. But for now it feels like this weird limbo between feeling like home and feeling like a place im scared to be in...never seen that before. Idrk im only even typing this rn bc talking about how I feel ab stuff like this makes me feel like such a LOSER. Cant explain that but pfffft bru welp.

[strawberrypuppy123]

What if I touched myself before bed and passed out naked and soaking. Imagine how easy it would be to flip me onto my stomach and how easily you could slide your cock inside me. You could pin my arms behind my back when I start to wake up so I cant go anywhere. Hold me down as you pound into me. Wrap your hands around my throat to help ease me back to sleep. Hold my hips in place and thrust deeper into me when you cum. Cum as deep inside me as you possibly can because I cant stop you and it just feels so good.

[sinning-with-dragons]

also i feel like i have to post it here too since im always moaning and groaning about it on instagram and on bsky,

but i have social phobia and it basically just makes it REALLY hard for me to talk to people. im not ignoring you, im just goob brain and get scared when i see message notifications <//3

[harrow-v]

When you were taught to never throw things away unless they are unusable and not to buy more expensive things while your other things are still good, but the brushes you got in primary school start looking like a dead cat's tail after 20 years of lying around:

Guess I'll paint with that

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