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comic-sans-chan · 1 year ago

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I know the current consensus is, "Oh, poor, dear, stupid Aziraphale, there's no going back to the way things were, there's only moving forward from this point onward," but I would like to remind everyone that Crowley's Default Plan for Being Happy and Safe With Aziraphale is always, consistently, without fail: run away to space. You know. The place they first met. At the beginning before the beginning.

So, actually, I'm sorry, but they're both still the same flavor of dumbass. They're being poured out of different containers, but it's the same damn tea.

#my posts #good omens #go #ineffable husbands #dumb bitch juice 5ever good omens 2 said #i can't even be mad because this is exactly the mindset i had for ages #just absorbed in the past like ''hey i know things are Nightmarish now but remember when they weren't? :') we should go back there''#what a human thing to think #a human thing to fixate on #when things were okay #and we were still innocent and filled with wonder and possibility #but there is no going back there #there is no uneating the apple #in your attic mr. gaiman

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