#dude work just got wild 🤣

[nexttothelamp]

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[starkeyisthelastname]

OHHH ANOTHER THOUGHT!!!!!!!

idk how the porn community works HALSJKS but if its a thing to like ….. ship them ig??? … how would rafe react to r’s video with another dude being posted on twitter (maybe the first vid she’s made since her vid with rafe) and everyone’s in the comments being like “omg yas this is so hot!!!” “omg this is so much better than her and rafe!!” BALJEKS IDK

the first time someone’s talked negatively about him and it’s actually effected him 😅 he doesn’t like this ego being bruised

It was rare that Rafe checked social media, he just didn’t care about what people thought. He was pornstar and was used to being judged for his career choice and especially for the brutal way he fucked his costars. It was the Twitter notification he got though, with his name and your name tagged along with someone else’s who he didn’t know that caught his attention.

He opened the video, his blue eyes darkening as soon as he saw what it was. It was some nobody with a dick half the size of his, trying to make you cum. He could tell by the moans you were giving that it was all an act, and it ignited something in him he didn’t like. Watching another man fuck you, even if it was your job wasn’t something he particularly was a fan of. He had always loved pussy and money, and never once thought of ever quitting his rather successful porn career for anyone, until you started occupying his mind all day every day. He just couldn’t bring himself to end it yet, his addiction to sex and money way too deep.

As he went to exit out the app, a comment caught his eye. “Wow. She’s a pro at taking dick.” He scoffed as he read it out loud. What dick were you takin? That clown was the size of a pinky compared to him. It was the next one down that had his head raging in a way he had never experienced. ‘Her and @therafecameron video was weak compared to this. 🤣’ He seethed, these stupid idiots comments getting to him and bruising his extremely high ego. His knee bounced rapidly, thumb at the edge of his mouth as his mind raced wildly.

It was the phone, turned into landscape mode as Rafe’s long arm aimed it down to let it capture you taking dick. His free hand was wrapped in your hair, yanking your head back as he drilled into you at a brutal speed. The makeup you had on was smeared, tears streaming down your sparkly cheeks as he had some point to prove. He didn’t exactly say what, but it was a chance to get fucked by the man you were becoming obsessed with.

“Who’s fucking dick are you takin?” Rafe asked, his voice dripping venom as he yanked your head to make you look at him. His blue eyes, peered down at you in a predatory manner as he forced you to give him an answer.

The answer you gave was incoherent, your words coming out in babbles as an insane amount of pleasure was taking over your body. Your eyes rolled back, his huge dick tearing you apart as he wrapped his fist around your hair even harder. The phone that was recording the raw homemade scene was now shoved in your face, his hand on your head forcing you to look at the lens.

You were still so pretty, completely cock drunk off his monstrous ways as you were being his good personal whore. He leaned down, mustache brushing over your ear as he looked at the camera. It was quite a sexy sight to see his wild hair and striking blue iris’s making eye contact with the phone. “Tell them who’s dick your fuckin takin.” He spoke lowly, eyes watching your face through the screen. “Don’t make me repeat myself, I swear you’ll fucking regret it.” He gritted out, toned hips slapping against yours.

You cried out, his hand removing itself from your head to force your chin to look at the camera. You had no choice but to let out a loud whine, screaming the man’s name that you just wanted as yours. “Rafe Cameron! I’m t-takin Rafe Cameron’s dick!” Your voice cracking as you clamped down onto his cock.

As soon as heard that, a smirk came to his face and his nuts tightened. He tilted your chin towards him, sloppily kissing you with his tongue as the camera caught something Rafe never did with anyone. If the kissing wasn’t enough to make people a little shocked, it was that he posted it to his Twitter account, caption reading ‘The only dick that can get her screaming 😱 remember the fucking name bitches.’

[oopsiedaisiesbaby]

Thinking about horny pregnant Gale rn. Like I just know in any universe where he’s able to get pregnant and he’s super hormonal that he is unbelievably horny all the time and absolutely wild and feral for John’s cock and John is in absolute heaven the entire pregnancy.

Also how John would treat him like an actual princess (he always does but when he’s pregnant with his baby he does so like 100x even more so). He wouldn’t let him lift a single finger the entire pregnancy, constantly doting and fussing over him, absolutely besotted with how beautiful he is (imagine the pregnancy glow that beautiful boy would have). He’d be showing off his gorgeous pregnant husband ever chance he got, parading him around like “look at my beautiful baby full of my baby”. I imagine at the end of the pregnancy Gale is laid up in bed at home and John refuses to let him out of his sights but he still has to go to work and so he calls Gale like every half an hour asking if he’s okay, how he’s feeling, and does he need anything because if so he will drop everything at work and run home

Hoo boy 😮‍💨

Gale pregnant would very nearly end John’s entire existence.

First of all, he was already pretty, now he’s pregnant with John’s baby??? Never any blood left for his brain.

Second of all, you add pregnancy hormones to the mix that basically means John is getting off and getting Gale off multiple times a day… this man is struggling to hold down his job because he doesn’t want to leave the house lol He already couldn’t keep his hands off and now Gale is basically gagging for it for at least 3 months straight, he would be asking if bed rest is for both mom and dad with the most hopeful look on his puppy dog face.

Third of all, we already know Gale is his passenger princess and John definitely fucks with acts of service. Gale being pregnant??? He’d become unbearable. I think to the point that Gale, who loves the princess treatment but is an independent dude at hurt would start to get a little annoyed. Not actually angry because he knows Johns just excited and showing he cares but definitely some irritation about being able to do some things by himself.

Someone needs to write this ❤️

If no one does by the time I make a dent in my WIP’s I sure as hell will 🤣

[bam-bi-buck]

8x04 SPOILERS

Buck 🥰

Gerrard 🤢

Excuse me, that is not Buck’s job, you can’t ask him to choose someone to fire, are you out of your mind?

Love Athena not liking the houses lol

“I’ll know it when I see it”

Bleh, Ortiz for Mayor 🤢

“Who loves being a public servant?”

Everyone reluctantly rasing their hands lol

“Love the enthusiasm” what do you mean Gerrard, you’ve made the firehouse such a lovely place to work

Body cams??

Mama: “bet I know who put the order for that”

Why do you keep saying tight end?

Don’t call him 🥺 Wes needs a hug

Oh Eddie 😭

Wes no!! 😭

Wes you better not die!!! It’s not allowed!!!

I genuinely have no thoughts during this ambulance ride other than aaaaaaaahhhhh

The way Eddie cheers then the soft “you’re gonna be okay kid,” after he called him Dad 😭

“Hell of a save”

“And you got us here”

Love when they all cheer each other

Hen’s speech 😭

But also don’t name drop her girl, that’s such a risk in court

The look of devastation on Karen’s face

Noooo 💔💔💔

No contact why???

This judge sucks

“911 what’s you’re emergency” love Maddie

Also this totally took me out of the scene for a sec, is there something on Maddie’s nose, does she have a nose piercing?

Am I seeing things?

Anyways I’m gonna fight Ortiz and this judge whatever her name is

“I don’t want another house, I want my house” 🥺

Aww Michael name drop

lol how many greats are you gonna say there Bobby?

Hen at Ortiz’s office 😭

“I’m expected to go on, maybe young Mara will have to learn to do the same”

Bitch

“He is not my captain you are my captain”

Yes Hen!!

Love them all coming to Bobby

Bobby’s face when Buck said Gerrard was touching him

Cue the “No, my boy” audio bit

At least we learned that Eddie’s having regular zooms with Chris, even if he’s not talking much in them

Chimney talking about Gerrard’s Ego feels important, they’re gonna use that against him aren’t they?

That’s mean Chimney (his comment about Buck not Gerrard - say all the mean things about Gerrard Chim)

“I wouldn’t call it an attack”

As the nurse is putting bandages all over him 🤣

DUDE

“He wasn’t 400 pounds when I got him, he was an adorable cub”

My mama “well guess what dumbass they get bigger”

“Where’d you learn to do that?”

“I have layers” 🤣

The cat jumps up

Mama: “Surprise!”

No pets

Yeah, wild tigers would fall under that policy, wouldn’t they?

Hen & Chim being separated + Buck & Eddie being separated feels wrong but I love when Buck & Hen get to work together, love the looks they share

“Not so loud the rest of the team thinks it’s an essemble”

“He’s the voice of god around here”

“No not a fan” “That’s Brad Torrence” 🤣

Bobby!!!

“I’m telling you who you should get rid of- yourself!!!

It’s all about his Ego!!!!

I see the pieces!!!

LOVE Bobby scheming

“I’m a dad who doesn’t live under the same roof as his son”

Eddie 😭

Wanna shake Wes’s dad

Gerrard going to Ortiz after talking to Bobby, Bobby charmed… (well maybe Brad did lol) him, didn’t he?

“You know Vincent, we’re a lot alike,”

My mama “jackasses?”

22 million budget reductions for the LAFD seems like a lot

Like for the FD specifically

You’d think you’d want them funded in particular

Excuse me sir

Is there a reason you called her Miss?

Mama: “Oh did the other jackass help? Now I feel bad”

Me: “Don’t feel bad, he’s still a jackass”

“This is a set up”

“It sure as hell is”

A team that schemes together, stays together!!!

Eddie helping Wes 😭

Mara gets to go home!!!! 😭😭😭😭

“Let’s build something new, something just for us” awww 🥰

Welcome back cap poster!!!

“The man the myth the legend” 🤣

I actually don’t mind him being at the Hot Shots job, as long as he isn’t in the 118!!!

HALLOWEEN EPISODE

There goes everyone’s “Bucks the one with a pumpkin on his head” theories lol

Denny!!! No!!! What the hell!!!

Give the Wilsons’ a break, my god!

[instructionsnotincluded]

I’m ready to see Rafe give Logan the look and her reaction 😮‍💨

Ooooooh. Ok, ok, ok. We can do that. 🤣

18 + MDNI | Language, references to sex, Logan’s a brat and Rafe’s had enough.

Read Wild Winds here!

Logan slammed the car door, not even bothering to apologize as she clicked her seatbelt into place, Rafe climbing into the other side. The leather of the steering wheel squeaked as he gripped it, starting the Range Rover a moment later.

She kept her gaze trained on the dark tinted window, slight frown between her eyebrows, ignoring Rafe as he buckled his seatbelt and put the SUV into reverse, pulling out of the parking lot before setting off down the road. It was quiet, and Logan watched out of the corner of her eye as Rafe turned on the radio, soft music playing as he idled at a stop sign, and just as he made the left hand turn did she lean over and turn the radio off.

If the mood hadn’t been so tense, and if she wasn’t so annoyed, she may have laughed at his expression, the man beside her doing a double take, before he cleared his throat, wrist dangling from the steering wheel, “You gonna pout the rest of the night or are we going to talk about this?”

“Who gave you the right to talk to Ron?” Logan lit into him and Rafe kept his eyes on the road, “Huh? Just because I suck your dick you think you can get involved in my work conflicts?”

“I don’t know if you know this or not,” Rafe said slowly, “but you’re kinda a push over, Lo. The dude’s taking advantage of you and I’m sick of it.”

“It’s my job—”

“Can we at least wait to argue until we get home?”

“No,” Logan lifted her feet and pressed her non-slip work shoes directly onto the dash like she knew he hated, arms folded across her chest, “I think I’d like to talk about it now. Why do you think you get to tell my boss about my problems with a coworker? At what point did you hear your name involved?”

“Logan…”

“I’m serious,” Logan’s voice only raised as Rafe sighed heavily, “I’m not a puppet, I’m not your thing, and you will not get involved in this. I told you yesterday I didn’t want you involved, and yet, less than twenty-four hours later, here you are!”

“Can—”

“I won’t be controlled. I’m not some wannabe Figure Eight princess, Rafe. I don’t need you to save me, I don’t want you to save me, and if you even fucking think of doing that again, I’ll—”

Rafe pulled the car over almost immediately and Logan scrambled to grab onto the handle, head turning to stare at him as he all but slammed the car into park, turning in his seat with a look that had her closing her mouth, eyes wide as he looked back at her.

“Or you’ll what?” Rafe asked, his eyes searching her face, “What are you gonna do about it, Logan?” Logan struggled to find the words, her gaze locked on his as he waited for her to respond, a single eyebrow arching as he waited, “Well? I’m listening. If you’ve got so much to say, then say it. Tell me how I'm doing the wrong thing by making sure my girlfriend isn’t walked all over by assholes. Tell me how talking to your boss was the wrong thing to do.”

Logan only remained silent and Rafe leaned over, sliding a bit of hair behind her ear before his fingers trailed down her jaw to slide under her chin, eyes searching hers as he looked at her with an expression she hadn’t seen before, not fully, at least, “What’s the matter, Lo? Cat got your tongue?”

“I—”

“You’re gonna listen to me,” Rafe brought her closer, his nose brushing against hers, “that’s what you’re gonna do. Starting now—get the fuck out of the car.”

[way-to-go-lad]

Yo! Today was wild, I went to this weird church festival thingy(too long to explain tbh) but there was a lot of free vegan food and I had a dog to pet and I got my hair braided by a nice lady and at the end they gave out leftover bread and I GOT. SO. MUCH. FREE. BREAD!! Like my freezer is fucking full of bread right now! Awesome. I went voting ofc(unfortunately the put me in a different area so I didn't see my name on the ballot :( SAD! Anyway. And then I went to the LGBT+ film festival where I volunteer at and I watched a pretty mid movie and talked to a lot of people which was awesome so I'm making friends with everyone there even if I never see them again after the end of the week(this festival is making me so hyper like idk it's so fun!) and then there was a burlesque show and that was epic. So yeah, lots happened today and I'm so happy~ How about you?

Ok, but you can never go wrong with some delicious bread 🤌🏻. So happy they found a way to not throw it out! That's cool!!

LGBT+ film festival, you say?? Tell me more 👀 I think it's good you're making some friends! It's always great to talk to people with similar interests. The most important part is that you're having fun, my love! So glad you had a great day,sounds like it was very exciting 💞

~My day went okay.I stayed home all day, because I'm antisocial and I enjoy the quiet too much 🤣 (boring I know, but i needed to recharge my social battery after the whole week). Spend the day with my dogs, worked in the garden a little since the weather was just perfect 👌🏻 (dude, the spring makes me feel alive again). I have a very busy week ahead of me, I have a workshop/training/whatever that will be at work on Wednesday and i'm excited about that. What I'm not excited about is the work dinner that is planned for us and the rest of crew + my boss, because people (I am SO bad at talking to people and I might make a fool out of myself) and I have zero idea what i am supposed to wear 🥲

Oh oh oh! I forgot to tell you that I sketched a little which I'm very happy about 🤩 i drew some foxes (i LOVE them) and also some borzoi, cause these not so little creatures are too adorable not to draw.

[legacyshenanigans]

I just had a random flashback

Storytime I guess, because I think it's funny 🤣🤣

When I was 16 I got chatting to this guy online. We spoke over messages for like a week, and then we finally met up, we met up A LOT over the course of like a month, I'd say. It was nothing super serious though, we mainly just used to fuck, eat, and then he'd take me home, that was the vibe and the arrangement, I was chill with that, and then he suddenly just ghosted me out the blue, didnt respond to the last text I'd sent him, and didnt answer his phone when I tried to call after a couple days of not hearing from him. I was confused, but I was just kinda like "Oh OK. Whatever" and that was it.

About 2 months after this dude ghosted me, I got in a relationship with someone. And Ghost man POPPED up outta fuckin nowhere after finding out I had a boyfriend and started PURE kicking off at me, going CRAZY, because he apparently "Liked me" and wanted to see where things would go with "us" 🤣🤣

And I remember being like, "You've been MIA?! You haven't even messaged me or spoke to me for literally 2 MONTHS"

And this dude, I SWEAR to god, messaged me back saying "I was at work"

I said "Work?! For 2 months?! No texts? No nothing? What the fuck do you do!? Lmao"

And he was like "Doesn't matter now, your loss"

Never found out what he actually did for a living, for all I knew he COULD have been "at work" somewhere for 2 months.. With no cell service, I guess? But either way, even if he was, he NEVER told me.. And just expected me to hang around and wait for him to contact me, I suppose? Honestly, who fuckin knows? Hahahahaha.

Wild 🤣

~

[babymorte]

Holy fuck that anon saga was wild. I can’t tell if the dude is in love with you and jealous of Noah, or if he’s in the closet and in love with Noah and getting jealous Noah won’t notice him. Maybe both jeez, not sure this one has a working brain cell.

You both handled it beautifully though, i’m sorry that every time you have anons on the morons come out, cause those assholes definitely ruin it for the rest of us. Hoping today’s a nicer day for you. 💖

right ?? like dudes got some serious issues 😂 i dont know about me though 😅 noah's got a lil fanclub forming from my male followers its actually pretty adorable🤣

ah thank you~ it was definitely a good laugh i will say that 😅 its totally okay though neither of us really care all that much~ he actually sent the most accurate depiction of how this sort of thing makes him feel

and like yea 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i dont know people are weird but its okay i dont mind the anons most of the time. i just dont like when they go after people i care about because of me cuz i never wanna be a catalyst for this sort of behaviour. but yes my day has been great so far thank you! i hope yours is just as lovely 🧡

[revanchistsuperstar]

holy hell, have I just had the throwback of a lifetime. dude, way on back when I was a confused unhappy little early-pubescent grub (11-14), I was obsessed with cosplay (still am) and would spend time religiously trawling deviantart and tumblr for crossplay advice, ways to bind and masculinize my face and walk and talk and comport myself more masculinely. I kept saying it was for character accuracy, but of course, there was more to it than that.

to shorten it all up, this tutorial of yours https://www.tumblr.com/revanchistsuperstar/70647041474/new-and-improved-ftm-crossplay-tutorial-if-you?source=share came up on my pinterest earlier and threw me back, after not seeing it for years now. I didn't even remember you were from middle tennessee! I googled the title of the tutorial to see if I could find the OG post, and was so glad to see you're still active on this account so many years later.

I just wanted to tell you that that tutorial was very impactful for me as a fellow southern queer kid. while I never did figure out how to make it work on my chubby, puffy little child face at the time (have gotten a bit better at makeup lately, still no pro but certainly better,) it was something to aspire to, and it was something that got me through a lot of waiting and confusion and self-discovery, knowing I *could* look like a man eventually, whatever that meant for me.

thank you for posting your tutorials online. I'm sure I'm not the only queer kid you've helped simply by being out and proud, but I wanted to tell you personally about how much you helped me survive puberty, the aspirations of passing, or at least being happy in myself regardless. I finally fully accepted myself at the end of last year, and came out to my parents early this year. It's been a lot to cope with, but life feels more promising now that I'm not hiding, and that I can seek medical transition knowing myself.

again, thank you so much for posting your tutorials. your pride has positively impacted me, and no doubt many others. I truly hope you've been well this past decade, and may the future remain bright for you. <3

Holy shit! Well way to go, and best of luck!

That tutorial is over 10 years old, that’s wild.

Believe it or not, I had my gender in no way figured out whatsoever when I was posting those, took me forever to realize what I had going on. I’ve been out as trans of some sort since 2011, but I only came out as a gay trans man and started medically transitioning a little over a year and a half ago.

But yeah I’ve been doing drag now for about 13 years! Vastly improved since the DeviantArt days lol. I now work professionally as a hair and makeup artist for stage and occasionally screen, so that’s what over a decade of plugging away at something can get you.

Glad the tutorial was helpful for you, being that it was one of the only masculinizing makeup tutorials out there on the internet at the time that I made it, its had pretty far reaching effects. Recently I’d been settling in to realizing that even though I’m only in my 30s, because I started drag in my teens I’m now becoming an elder of the drag king art form and as my co-producer from my drag troupe put it, I’m the Velvet Underground of drag kings. 🤣 But I’m glad it helped with your gender feels too!

Keep on keeping on!

[crimsonblackrose]

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I wonder if the gave the guy who kinda bullies Kreese the same type of banana boat car that Mr. Miyagi drove and then gave Daniel on purpose.

I think it's supposed to be yellow but with the filter they put over it I'm not sure. No, I pulled up a shot I took of the banana boat and it's the same interior and everything.

Kreese's mom killed herself.

Kreese I was bullied and the worlc was cruel so I became a bully and cruel myself.

Everyone is back to white belt. And there's a bunch of kids now.

There's also a new girl.

Which is wild to me. What parent would be like, oh man there's so much violence right now with karate, a kid got put in a coma, let me enroll my kid in karate. ????

Lol and this is from your pale friend demetri. 🤣 Carmen, I adore you. She also listened to everything Demetri said, like don't leave it near the window because the plastic isn't uv resistant. Such a Demetri little caveat. Looks like an issue of Dungeon Lord, which Demetri loves but no clue if Miguel likes it.

That's from the LaRusso's.

Where's sensei? Well he was there, he bashed his head into a corner of a metal paper towel dispenser because he had no other way to see you, talked to you before he was caught and kicked out again. Now he's trying to find his son.

How far away is this place that Shannon's at that Johnny fell asleep? Though who knows, dude might just be exhausted from punishing himself.

Daniel keeps advil in the glove compartment. Daniel, you live in LA why would you keep medication in the glove compartment. Medication is affected by temperature. With the LA heat, that stuff probably doesn't work as much any more or it's changed.

Yoga, painting, trays of breakfast. Nice rehab: Malibu Canyon Recovery.

Lol I mapped it, it's only 16 minutes away from Reseda. Johnny's just exhausted.

She totally thought Daniel was dropping of his partner for rehab.

Shannon's journaling, Amanda sent her lavender essential oil helped with her insomnia. She's also going to kudos and concerns and has a life coach. She wanted to look for Robby but was advised against it.

man this must suck for Johnny. Daniel at his core is someone who wants to help people and he's helping pretty much everyone around him, but spent so much time fighting Johnny when Johnny wanted to just run his business. Like Daniel was Daniel at his core in episode 1. With the car. But between that and this point, except for the occasional run into each other because we have to via Amanda, the don't get along.

Johnny don't knock it, it's working for her, let it work. Plus 99% sure it's not her money but Daniel's.

Johnny's vacation idea was a monster truck show and he loved Truckasaurus.

They're bickering, they always bicker. I'm glad Shannon stood up for her rehab though.

Kreese you are too giddy about this trick. Bert named him Clarence. Rip Clarence.

This is messed up Kreese. Bert should've taken that hamster and run. But he uses it to weed out the kids from his dojo with soft hearts, which is pretty much all the new kid kids I spotted.

It is a pretty snake. But still, messed up Kreese.

Poor Bert. He's been kicked of teh team.

Hawk is the new Miguel. But like Kreese's Miguel at least for the moment.

Kreese decorated with war photos, military photos and a grenade????

The interior of Tory's apartment looks an awful lot like Johnny's and Carmen's apartment interiors. She's in apartment 2.

Tory's mom is on dialysis

Apparently the reason why Tory isn't in more trouble is because she's taking care of her little brother and mom. And she's already working doubles. She also has a probation officer and this guy is such a creep. He essentially is saying pay rent or sleep with him which she's still a minor. She's got community service hours, probation and studying for her GED.

Robby's 'friends' are in juvie and I think they're there because of their fight with Daniel. RSP is the name of the place. They're now scared of Mr. LaRusso and I guess not so much of Johnny because he showed up already beaten up.

They'd scam people at Tech Town in Panarama City.

I hate that the doctor had this conversation with Miguel's mom on the other side of his window and not somewhere private like his office.

Johnny being annoying with the corn nuts. 😂

A lead, what are you Tango and Cash, movie recommendation I guess from Amanda.

I love that Johnny knows the reference but thinks he has to lean over and talk to Daniel's lap to say hi to Amanda.

Johnny: I'm not lying to your wife for you.

And we've lost 1 corn nut in Daniel's car.

Kreese is going to let Tory attend classes for free. How very...Miyagi/Daniel of him.

Betsy's abusive ex's name was David. I really want to know which college he's supposed to be attending, but I can't tell with the letterman.

Lol David punches his friend.

young kreese to betsy: Need a lift, then back to modern day with Johnny getting gas with a sign that says lift. I see what you did there.

Daniel's to good for gas station food. I have no clue what Johnny asked for, almost looks like a churro.

Hey look at that, Amanda told Daniel to tell Johnny something and he actually did.

amount of corn nuts lost in Daniel's car: unknown as the whole bag hit Daniel in teh face and they flew behind him as Johnny peeled out of the gas station.

And Johnny broke Daniel's mirror. Bud, even if he's got insurance, Johnny that's still arguably a hit and run because you hit someone else's car, and insurance probably won't cover it because you were driving on the wrong side of the road when it happened. Sure, you're covered arguably by permissive use, but still, that was technically a hit and run.

Another great fight scene! Daniel's got the brain cell because this time Johnny's on papa bear mode, of where is my son.

Johnny pushes Daniel out of the way, but that also means the guy with the chain can fight Daniel.

Another guy goes for Johnny's neck, but this time with a chain. Whose keep score? I lost count. Third time? Fourth?

Hey look a sucessful: Duck. Daniel ducked and Johnny hit a guy with a wrench, which ow.

Oh hey, Daniel's in his first choke hold of the series.

Amazing team work.

Yes, Johnny should've stopped, but at the same time Daniel you didn't stop when you thought Sam was in danger or calm down even when Johnny tried to ask you to.

Johnny is right, you included Johnny on it. Saying you can't believe he taught kids isn't fair. This is his son. You'd do the same for Sam, you literally did before. And Johnny is going through it. Saying look how Robby turned out isn't quite fair to Daniel because again, what happened to Miguel was an accident. But this...

That's a low blow Daniel. Uncalled for. Which Daniel like instantly realizes because Johnny just completely crumples at that and takes the van, now his van because he never returns it, and leaves.

Sometimes Daniel's just...mean.

This is one of those moments where I go: GO GRANDPA KREESE GO!

Also whoever did the transitions, while I saw what you did last time, hate this one. Hate it so much.

I want to know what the arrangement is? Free rent? Or just a buffer for this week.

That is a terrible lunch Miggy. A cheese hot dog, beans, carrots, green beans and something red.

Johnny kept his hospital bracelet from last time so he could sneak in.

Surprisingly 100% the truth. He also got into a fight with two guys in a parking garage, but he also did take on the paper towel dispenser.

lol he's just listing them off. Couple goons at chop shop, paper towel despenser, some dudes in a parking garage. Guys just picking a fight with everything and everyone.

😭😭😭😭 He did what he was taught, showed mercy and now he might never walk again.

MIGGGYYYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Robby's eating with Shannon. Looks like he's eating a half eaten sandwich. Poor kid probably hasn't eaten in days.

Awww the way Robby curled in on himself, scared then made himself smaller when he saw Daniel.

Robby, again, accident. Any one of the other fights could've ended up even more terrible. You didn't realize the railing was right there. You were scared and terrified and horrified but what happened.

First thing he wants to know after apologizing and promising to pay Daniel back for the van is to ask if Sam is okay.

I do appreciate that Daniel tells Robby that everyone's worried about him, even his dad. and then apologizes to him and promises to help him. that he talked to a lawyer and tries to explain the reduced sentence, but of course Robby hears the police coming first and feels betrayed. "You just kept me talking so I wouldn't leave."

Daniel promises to visit every day. But that trust is broken.

Johnny had multiple classes of students he trained and cultivated, and Kreese has kicked all but these ones out.

Kreese calls Betsy Doll-face.

He's off to basic training in Monterey (about a half hour away)

Kreese monologuing very quietly while all the kids are shouting. 😂I get that it's supposed to be them listening to it, but with how loud they're shouting, I kinda doubt they'll hear him at his conversation level of speaking rather than speaking louder.

[pwnyta]

The Kendrick v Drake beef was been wild to watch from an outside perspective. Seeing people react to the first few songs was really fun and it was cool to learn the history from dudes who would pause and explain... but then Meet The Grahams came out and not only was it very uncomfortable to listen to... but watching the joy and fun drain from peoples faces was CRAZY. It felt like watching someone get berated by their angry father whos 'not mad just disappointed (but also clearly mad)' it was so uncomfortable...

But I got to say the precision of Kendricks drops really impressed me. Euphoria/616 felt like fun bait and then Drake responded sometime after and then like an hour later before reactors could even breath Kendrick dropped Meet The Grahams.

Not only cutting off Drake, shifting the focus to him but again the track is SO fucking brutal and damning that all the fun was just ripped from people.

He let people sit in that mess and analyze it and then dropped Not Like Us and gave them their fun back but on HIS time.... all the while keeping to the same points he brought up about Drake in Meet the Grahams....

Also the fact Drake said '😂😂😂😂I dont have a daughter🤣🤣🤣🤣' After Meet the Grahams was a fucking unhinged take.... WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE STUFF?! THATS THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS DUDE WTF.... Theres a thread on Twit with you being WILDLY inappropriate and publicly with underaged girls... THE LAST THING YOU SHOULD SAY IS 'send a young girl to me' WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM.

Definitely an Arson Murder & Jaywalking situation and you said 'I dont jaywalk...' Then saying 'Im too rich and powerful to be a pedo' is... GIRL you brought Epstein up yourself. How long do you think he was working? The day before he got arrested? Wat...

Also the fact Drake TOLD Kendrick to bring this up while using Tupacs voice would be hilarious if the situation wasnt so fucked. Drake really said 'Make a song about me liking young girls' and Kendrick said OK 'Trying to strike a cord and its probably A-MINOOOOOOOOOOORRR' and now everyones crip walking to it and Drakes just like 'I DONT LIKE LITTLE GIRLS STOP SAYING THAT. MILLIE BOBBY BROWN WHO!?!?'

Kendrick dont even need to respond tbh... I hope he does tho... turns out I really like his music so thats fun (tbf ive only heard these diss-tracks).

Euphoria has been my favorite this entire time. The disrespect was so funny and fun and I think I learned the most from that song.

[destinyc1020]

I feel lik a lot of ppl in the industry hav a lot of faith in Jacob being a movie star. Putting him over Flo, Anya and Paul Mescal who have either lead films or just, imo, are more known (even if its more in the indie world), is wild lol. Ik his team is really trying to push him, from other podcasters saying hes the nxt movie star (then mentioning him being tall n handsome- good for him bt the fact that they always mention his height), or even Deuxmoi loving him ever since he n Kaia wuld somehow always b spotted everywhere, even when it was the pandemic ☠️ neither one of them r are/were slick lol. And Deuxmoi enforcing those Superman rumors n his team saying he was offered a audition bt he turned it dnown bt james gunn nt knowing who he was 🙃 his team doing they job i guess

I always joke that God works hard, but JE's PR team works HARDER!! ROFL 🤣 😂

His team is busy boy!! 😅

I have never seen an actor's team work THIS hard on trying to push their actor out there, and give him good press lol 😆 I think only Timmy's PR team is neck and neck with JE's rofl 🤣

With JE, I can kinda see why he's pushed so hard.

First off, he's FOREIGN. Hollywood looooves themselves some foreign actors lol. It doesn't even matter where you're from honestly lol. As long as you're NOT American, you're considered way more in demand, and more..."exotic" lol 😆

Second, like you said, he's extremely tall. He automatically commands attention just from his height alone. 🤷🏾‍♀️

This might be an unpopular thought in these parts, but I always kinda suspected that Kaia got with JE when he was Euphoria's next "it guy", but when he didn't do much or have much lined up during the pandemic (let's face it, he went through a slow phase lol 👀), Kaia said, "NEXT!!" 🤣

I just found it funny how she was gushing about him one minute, and then, the next minute, they've broken up, and next thing you know, she's dating Austin lol 👀

Just shows how quickly things can change I guess. She was smart though, she got with Austin BEFORE Elvis came out and his star really rose up before other women had their chance with him lol 🤭

Re: James Gunn...

Omg that was hilarious rofl 🤣 Was he saying that about JE though? 🤔 I thought he was saying that about another actor lol.

I'll have to go back and look through my archives to double check, cuz I know I posted his tweet and we all laughed about it lol. 😅

I still kinda wanna know why Henry was fired from playing Superman... 👀 The way they did Henry Cavill was so wrong imo!😔 Dude got fired from superman AND Witcher! Like, what on earth is going on? 👀

[whats-wild-to-you]

Hello, can I request for something? Jay comes home from the club kind of drunk, he’s very clingy and you take care of him. Thank you!

that made me giggle 🤭 I imagine it would be very tough to handle a drunk Jay 😂

ps. what’s on your mind? Because I can’t stop thinking about these recent photos of him with the two weird looking dudes in the club 🤣🤣_____________________________________________

“Baaaaaabe! I’m baaaaaaack!” Your serenity was interrupted when Jay came home, shouting in his drunken state. You were curled up in bed with your favorite book and rolled your eyes, setting it aside.

When you first started dating, you made it pretty clear to Jay you were not a party girl. Jay looked relieved, stating that he felt the same but had to make some club appearances due to his work. Also, you never imagined him to be crazier and louder when he was drunk. Sometimes he was loud and crazy even when he was sober.

“Babyyyyyyyy! Where are youuuuuuuu!”

You turned a corner and almost ran into him. Judging by his current state it must have been a wild night.

“Where are your clothes?” You asked, looking behind him. To your surprise you didn’t see a trail of clothes on the floor.

“It’s freezing outside, why are you shirtless?”

“I was hot!”

“Right.” You couldn’t be mad at him, he always looked so cute when he was drunk, and became super clingy.

He draped his arms over your shoulder, hugging you from behind, as you guided him towards the bathroom. After you filled the tub with hot water, you told him to get naked and get in.

“You staying to watch?” He winked, grinning devilishly.

“Just want to make sure you don’t bathe with your pants on!”

Jay frowned, but got naked and in the tub. That gave you some time to make some soup to cure his hangover. 30 minutes later you found him sleeping in the bathtub.

“Wake up! I made you soup!”

“Leave me alone, it’s Sunday!” He whined, making you chuckle. At least he knew what day it was.

“You’re sleeping in the water. Get up!”

Slowly he opened his eyes, realizing he was indeed naked in a bathtub. “How did I get here?”

You helped him out, handing him a fluffy bathrobe.

“C’mon. You should eat something and go straight to bed.”

Jay emptied two bowls of soup in record time, swallowed some painkillers and went straight to bed.

You pitied the poor guy who had to hang out in clubs, competing with a much younger crowd. Until you saw photos of the previous night online. Shaking your head, you put the phone down and went to sleep.

“Does your head hurt?” You asked him in the morning. Jay was rubbing his temples furiously and his face was wrinkled.

“Throbbing.”

“Good.”

He stopped, lifting his head slowly. “You saw?”

You had promised him a long time ago you’d never judge his actions, understanding that he did most of it for work.

You snorted, laughing hysterically. “Babe, who were these people?” You simply asked, swallowing the last bit of your thought.

But you and Jay were so in sync by now, he knew what you were thinking without you having to say it out loud. “I guess I should choose the word ‘friends’ more carefully, huh?”

You nodded, setting up the table for breakfast while handing Jay his smoothie. “Drink up, old man!” You chuckled when Jay gave you the side eye.

No doubt he knew you loved him to pieces, and he could consider himself lucky he had you.

[lonespektr]

OCTOBER 8TH HORROR WATCH

My animal (2023)

Full moon

Sis already bleeding

Old ass tv. I know it's not the past

Old film beauty n the beast shot

Heather has bounced

Into the snow. Into the night

The love of a woman

I for one think all credits should be red

Go into the house

Oh it is the past 🤷🏿‍♀️

Muscle woman

Them weights old as shit my dad used to have a set like that 🤣🤣

Man into wolf

The set design is legit lots of info in the room here

Oh mom isn't dead just maimed?? Now permeantly ill?

Trans or just trying to get on the hockey team? The eternal question

We had them fire pokers too

These set designers in my old house n shit

Shes out of high school, lives at home

Now amandla looks exceptionally modern in dress n hair style

Was that supposed to be canine like?

She does have s job

She's a professional skater?

Dude ditched in the snow WILD ain't no taxis there

Not hiding it

Hiding what?

Another nose bleed

Good big sis

Amandala invites her out

The mom is lamenting she isn't a girly girl so she is stuck in a house of boys

Midnight timeline for full moon?? Seems arbitrary i don't think moons have a 12 hour timeline

Out in the car no control over when to come back

Doing drugs

Super safe

11:30 casio alarm

Weird non casino visit just like hanging out while one person gambles

No smoke anywhere so not realistic

Lots of face bleeding

Horror movie woman screeching over growling over howling

Off into the woods

Now she is wolf

Lots of red being utilized

Lol they both came early to train and both got kicked out by the boys

Only thing in town is an ice rink

Always intrigued by the forward but closeted individual

They own a diner?

They use they chained up method

Lol weird sex dreams

Mandala nekkid but not her?

The twins have perfect hair

Amandala clocked the scratches every where

The locks are on the outside huh

Seems like mom didn't know about him before they got married

Then got bitter-er after the incident

But also she seems sick sick not just booze sick

One of the boys have an attitude problem but also it appears they are starving themselves possibly

A bit

There's a bunch of eggs all the time. It's standard American breakfast but it's also it's a large amount of eggs instead of traditional American tv breakfast which has too much of everything

Like 87% egg meal

Ok correct says she can try out

She drives mandala to her ice skating

🤣 dam yo mama suck here 's a free nacho sorry about your shiity life

Dad is sick too he's old

She crying

Oh mandala isn't a muscle lady which is her type lol

Try outs

Mandala boyfriend is uh like 30

She lets the girl distract her from her tryout

Can i say i fucking hate this trope?

I prefer when it's family drama, cumalative of course but it's just better to have an unforeseeable family situation arise than this shit

I just hate it , as a compartmentalizer it seems so unrealistic to have something screw up everything you been working for just because you didn't focus for an hour and process it later

Like GROW UP

Yes very depressing nothing to do town

Not these child twins with a fake ID

They're not only literally in middle school, they look younger than they are

I guess it's not full moon so they're at hers

Artsy 80's synth sex scene with not exactly bisexual lighting because of the use of reds and black

More growling

Pep talk

Moon anger

I tried to be alone

Rick's friend is rich

Ironically her mom is the only one in the family who is not a dog

Getting the cold shoulder gay panic

To go back to the boys who idea of fun is to speculate on milfs in front of their girlfriend

Classy

Breakup! 💔

Screaming crying and suddenly mom is of use! Mom can talk you through a breakup

That's a fancy vest my dude

Leather like panels?? On the puffer vest

Where can i cop old man?

Down he goes

Whole house is crying

Separately

Burn, no hospital

Ah he reverted to wolff form in death

Big ass wolf for little man

Usually you don't see a whole family

I guess you still don't because the kids are in the prehiphery

I get most of the stories are always about navigating and if you have a whole family then it's not a struggle you have infurstructure

But you literally don't have to always make it a coming of age alagory

Family fight

Boy who knows blames her lesbianism as the cause of fathers death

She runs off

Blood moon

Changing at midnight is convenient tbh

Lol now she bought to start a fight

Lol thought they were going to have her eat all of them like lol how could she come back from that

What does that mean in this context?

Petty argument here

Party city makeup but it's 80's aesthetic

Mom sobers up enough to handle her emotional break downs and wash away the tears

Nice nuance frankly

To have an all wrecked parent or a only fun/ good when manic or high parent

Instead of a relapse/ recovery parent who is inconsistent

Which is the more common. More interesting. More nuanced situation, more interesting and more realistic

Oh no first heart break looks the guy and books, lol

[my-weird-news]

😂 12 Hilarious Office Memes to Brighten Your Workday! 🤣

When Work Becomes a Circus 🎪 Isn't it just wild to think we could have a world where we're all sipping coconut water on a beach, but nooo, we're stuck juggling spreadsheets in this crazy work culture instead. 🏖️🥥 Work, my friends, can be a real beast. I mean, who needs an alarm clock when your boss's emails can give you heart palpitations? But hey, if you're ready for a chuckle between those conference calls, brace yourselves for these uproarious work memes! Time Warp: 7 Hours = 7 Minutes ⏰ Imagine, you stroll into your office, park your behind, and dive into the email abyss. Suddenly, it feels like you've aged a century, but in reality, it's just been seven minutes. 😱 That guy in the meme? His face is like a Picasso painting of a worker bee who's slaved for hours only to realize it's barely snack o'clock. Karen vs. The Manager: A Tale of Equine Wisdom 🐴 Ah, the Karen, that mystical creature that prowls in stores, demanding to see the manager. But guess what, horses have cracked the code! They've shown us the hoof-stomping truth: when Karen corners the manager, it's like ordering a pizza with extra karma—same response, different toppings. 🍕 If only we could neigh our way out of customer conundrums! Endless Meeting, Enter That Guy 🗣️ Ever been trapped in a meeting that felt like a never-ending accordion solo? Finally, you see the light at the end of the boring tunnel, until that guy pulls a verbal rabbit out of his hat, and suddenly time implodes. Now that's a disappearing act no one asked for. 🎩 Zen and the Art of Nature Vacuuming 🍃 Let's talk about the art of looking busy when the boss hovers by. This meme? It's a masterpiece! A woman vacuuming nature—because nothing says productivity like tidying up the great outdoors. I bet her resume says "Mother Earth's Personal Housekeeper." 🌍 Death's Grin and The Great Escape ☠️ Work blues got you wondering what life's all about? Well, this meme says death's a big upgrade, ‘cause you'll never need to face a spreadsheet again. The happy cadaver's smile says, "I’m free from meetings and memos!" 😄 Remember, folks, even death seems more appealing than Excel sometimes! When Work Multiplies Like Gremlins 🧟‍♂️ Picture this: you slog like a champ, only to discover your reward is more work. Surprise, it's the job version of getting a second pet gremlin that comes with zero instructions. 😩 Our man's hidden expression mirrors the reality of working, where hard work's treated like a buffet—everything's piled onto your plate. Faxes in a Time Machine 📠 Ever been asked to send a fax in the era of smartphones and AI? It's like asking a hamster to fix your car. But some folks still cling to their fax machines like they're the golden ticket to job security. This meme’s here to make us wonder, "Do these fax lovers also send carrier pigeons?" 🐦 The Couch Potato of Corporate Chaos 🍿 Behold, the dude chilling as the office combusts around him! This is the face of someone who warned everyone that a clown car couldn't fit through the door, but no one listened. Now all he can do is grab popcorn and watch the circus. 🤡 The Pun-slinging Office Hero 🦸‍♂️ Who doesn’t love a good pun? This guy’s a master of cheesy office banter. It's like a marathon of punchlines in a 3-second sprint. Bet he can turn any dull meeting into a stand-up show, complete with laughter sound effects. 🎤🎵 Friday's Freedom vs. Monday's Mess 🎉🧹 Friday's here, and you're mentally moonwalking out of the office. Papers fly like confetti; you're the mess-maker extraordinaire! But hold on a second—Monday isn't exactly your cleanup crew. You're the superhero that left the city in chaos, only to return as the janitor. 🦸‍♂️🧼 The Great Workplace Hypocrisy 🕰️ Ah, the workplace double standard, where staying late goes unnoticed, but sneezing five minutes late gets you the "Come to my office" death stare. This meme's the spotlight on that twisted reality, like catching your reflection in a funhouse mirror—it's amusingly warped. 🤪 So, there you have it, a world where work's a circus and the memes are your popcorn. Remember, even when life hands you spreadsheets, you can always turn them into comic strips! 🎪🍿🤹‍♀️# When Work Becomes a Circus 🎪 Isn't it just wild to think we could have a world where we're all sipping coconut water on a beach, but nooo, we're stuck juggling spreadsheets in this crazy work culture instead. 🏖️🥥 Work, my friends, can be a real beast. I mean, who needs an alarm clock when your boss's emails can give you heart palpitations? But hey, if you're ready for a chuckle between those conference calls, brace yourselves for these uproarious work memes! Time Warp: 7 Hours = 7 Minutes ⏰ Imagine, you stroll into your office, park your behind, and dive into the email abyss. Suddenly, it feels like you've aged a century, but in reality, it's just been seven minutes. 😱 That guy in the meme? His face is like a Picasso painting of a worker bee who's slaved for hours only to realize it's barely snack o'clock. Karen vs. The Manager: A Tale of Equine Wisdom 🐴 Ah, the Karen, that mystical creature that prowls in stores, demanding to see the manager. But guess what, horses have cracked the code! They've shown us the hoof-stomping truth: when Karen corners the manager, it's like ordering a pizza with extra karma—same response, different toppings. 🍕 If only we could neigh our way out of customer conundrums! Endless Meeting, Enter That Guy 🗣️ Ever been trapped in a meeting that felt like a never-ending accordion solo? Finally, you see the light at the end of the boring tunnel, until that guy pulls a verbal rabbit out of his hat, and suddenly time implodes. Now that's a disappearing act no one asked for. 🎩 Zen and the Art of Nature Vacuuming 🍃 Let's talk about the art of looking busy when the boss hovers by. This meme? It's a masterpiece! A woman vacuuming nature—because nothing says productivity like tidying up the great outdoors. I bet her resume says "Mother Earth's Personal Housekeeper." 🌍 Death's Grin and The Great Escape ☠️ Work blues got you wondering what life's all about? Well, this meme says death's a big upgrade, ‘cause you'll never need to face a spreadsheet again. The happy cadaver's smile says, "I’m free from meetings and memos!" 😄 Remember, folks, even death seems more appealing than Excel sometimes! When Work Multiplies Like Gremlins 🧟‍♂️ Picture this: you slog like a champ, only to discover your reward is more work. Surprise, it's the job version of getting a second pet gremlin that comes with zero instructions. 😩 Our man's hidden expression mirrors the reality of working, where hard work's treated like a buffet—everything's piled onto your plate. Faxes in a Time Machine 📠 Ever been asked to send a fax in the era of smartphones and AI? It's like asking a hamster to fix your car. But some folks still cling to their fax machines like they're the golden ticket to job security. This meme’s here to make us wonder, "Do these fax lovers also send carrier pigeons?" 🐦 The Couch Potato of Corporate Chaos 🍿 Behold, the dude chilling as the office combusts around him! This is the face of someone who warned everyone that a clown car couldn't fit through the door, but no one listened. Now all he can do is grab popcorn and watch the circus. 🤡 The Pun-slinging Office Hero 🦸‍♂️ Who doesn’t love a good pun? This guy’s a master of cheesy office banter. It's like a marathon of punchlines in a 3-second sprint. Bet he can turn any dull meeting into a stand-up show, complete with laughter sound effects. 🎤🎵 Friday's Freedom vs. Monday's Mess 🎉🧹 Friday's here, and you're mentally moonwalking out of the office. Papers fly like confetti; you're the mess-maker extraordinaire! But hold on a second—Monday isn't exactly your cleanup crew. You're the superhero that left the city in chaos, only to return as the janitor. 🦸‍♂️🧼 The Great Workplace Hypocrisy 🕰️ Ah, the workplace double standard, where staying late goes unnoticed, but sneezing five minutes late gets you the "Come to my office" death stare. This meme's the spotlight on that twisted reality, like catching your reflection in a funhouse mirror—it's amusingly warped. 🤪 So, there you have it, a world where work's a circus and the memes are your popcorn. Remember, even when life hands you spreadsheets, you can always turn them into comic strips! 🎪🍿🤹‍♀️ Read the full article

[loversdelusions]

I got a funny is ask, how would one or more yandere mha dudes react to reader having a very specific quirk? like every time they stub their toe they let out a super sonic scream or in every month that starts with A they can teleport? idk I just think it would be hilarious and also yandere mha content 🤣😭

Random Darling: Yandere MHA

This includes: Bakugo Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Todoroki Shoto.

Donate me a coffee!

Thank you for all the asks. I love getting asks and responses! I am trying to finish all of them and will write them as they inspire me, not as they come. I hope you enjoy this.

Suggest more random quirks or bnha characters you want to see in part 2

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Bakugo Katsuki

Quirk: Teleportation every 31st of the month.

He would bully the absolute fuck out of you. You will never ever EVER live this down. Not even amnesia can take this out of his memory. He would in turn destroy your self-esteem, but be sure that's not really his intention. He doesn't mind it as a side effect, though.

He thinks it's hella funny, but Bakugo isn't an idiot, he's intelligent and careful even if impulsive enough to mess up at times.

Your quirk may have been random as hell, but it was specific enough to provide a moment of escape. Of course, though, he's already calculated his words well enough to pull you down, breaking you bit by bit to make sure you're not confident enough to do much of anything. He knew it was necessary, he didn't even like doing it. After a few times, it became more out of necessity than pleasure, and it irritated him when you turned away or deflated.

It wasn't careless. It wasn't for the sake of being mean. It was all meticulous and worded in specifics, making sure you felt only safe with him. Your quirk was such a wild card! You barely know how to use it, it's basically useless! You'd better stay home, it's not worth it. So what if you left? What's out there for you anyway?

Bakugo is pretty consistent with his... style all throughout his life. He's not one to vary in his methods, just the opposite, he was a perfectionist more than an experimentalist. He's basically OCD'ing over exactly how and what to do with you, so it's really in your best interest to just follow his compulsions, his plan. Because he's not very... kind, to those who go against the script. You're his, after all.

Even when he sat and massaged creams into your abused skin, (lovingly chosen with your favourite scent in mind, though he doesn't take credit for it.) He'd brood, and sulk. Your empty eyes would glance at his deep crimson ones, deep in thought, and wonder in bitter curiosity what he was so upset about. He didn't get angry much, but even his anger that was derived from you would never be aimed at you.

Even with your dumbass quirk. Even when you stare in hatred and hiss at yourself to force your quirk to work, trying to force down your tears and the earth to open and swallow you whole. Wished he didn't distract you, wish he didn't push you down, wither your mind so you couldn't fathom using your quirk.

It didn't even cross your mind..

You couldn't help feel he won. You couldn't believe something that seemed charming when you met, turned out to debilitate you.

Specifically charmed to fuck you over.

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Midoriya Izuku

Izuku is a bit more...underhanded with his approach.

The older Izuku gets, the more his patience dwindles, and so the less amount of time you have to hide. It's practically impossible, anyways. Massive stalker that he is, his knowledge of everything that is you is larger than your own. He knows everything about you, love. He's constantly purred to life by the mere thought of discovering something new about you.

By the time he was in his late thirties to early forties, man is less experimental and chaotic than he was when he was younger. His dogmatic nature makes him more dangerous when you're in his grasp, especially when it came to handling your quirk. Your silly little power was so cute, he didn't even try to do anything at first. It was so hilarious when you threatened to teleport away. To go straight to the police. To leave.

Oh, darling.

You truly must've been as maddeningly mad as he. He enjoyed this little game of yours. He didn't even say anything, he only watched. He watched your little smug composure when the date to use your quirk came close.

Then he let you do it. He let you leave.

You were nervous about it first. You finally managed to gather your courage and poof, you were gone. You were so happy, so joyous, so fucking clueless.

As you didn't expect, no one believed you. You started to think you were going insane. That you were delusional. How would the hero Deku even do that? Why would he even do that? That's insane. You were quickly labelled an attention whore. You became paranoid, worried that you would run into him, that he would come after you. You didn't know where he was, or if he knew anything about you. You had begun your journey to move away from Tokyo, where you were living and move back home when you decided to explain things that you couldn't say out loud to the people you love most with a letter.

The moment it left your hands you were back in his.

You didn't even escape his sights. He wanted to laugh, he wanted to tell you all about the amazing things he's planned, all the beautiful stuff he's done, all the things that he had tested you with, and the consequences of all the tests you failed when he let you leave you left. You were so funny, thinking that you'd use the adorable little quirk of yours to leave. You proved enough that you couldn't handle your own, that you were the weak, little darling he needed to protect.

Boy did he let you hear it. He laughed, and if he treated you like an idiot before, oh fuck will you now be likened to a damn child. Be ready for the dumbification to reach new heights, because even though he convinced himself that he wanted you to be happy, he wanted you to be compliant, so the both of you could live happily.

But even in his delusions, he couldn't deny that cooing lovingly at you while you cried and begged was pleasurable, and the fact that your quirk was practically useless? That hit close and made him fall in love with you even more. Now that you knew you couldn't leave, you were much less volatile.

If he'd abducted you when he was younger, he wouldn't be as 'careless'. He wouldn't depend on his reputation and control to keep you in line, and he definitely wouldn't dare let you leave even for a second. He would wait, and he would drug you. Fuck he would keep you on the brink of consciousness, drugged out of your mind and unable to move, only there to watch in your dizzy state how helpless you were. His methods would really depend on his mood, age, and quirk.

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Todoroki Shoto

Quirk: Supersonic scream when in pain

Man isn't sure how your quirk works. Doesn't understand or want to, honestly. He thinks it's fun because you think it's fun. If you stub your toe, he'll feel a sudden jolt and a sharp pain in his head, and he'll quickly know what's going on. Shoto is more likely to choose you as a darling because your quirk is so random. If you had a stronger quirk, he'll go into his head about being like his father, and meltdown, which would cause a whole different approach to how he'd react to you.

but that's for another time.

Happily, when he realizes your quirk is just strange, he'd be way more gentle and comfortable with you. Shoto isn't the most touchy person, but you're different, he wants to be close to you, and warm you with his quirk.

He would absolutely mute down the use of his own quirk, he doesn't want you to feel bad, you know. He's not really sure what you feel about his quirk, and he desperately wants and is afraid to know. He likes being in control, and he hates not being able to compensate for you, hates not being able to predict you.

So while your quirk is comforting to him, it unnerves him just the same because of its randomness. His mood swings flip so unbelievably quick it's crazy to you, one day he's cuddling you so close you could feel the warmth drip into your bones, then that night he's breaking down in quiet cool anger with you. This unreliability makes you cautious, afraid to make the wrong move, to activate your quirk and with it his anger or irritants. It's like stepping on eggshells, the feeling of never knowing which side of him you'll get.

His quirk was a perfect representation of himself. The obsessiveness of escaping from it seems to only drag him back to becoming a caricature of himself.

Be ready to deal with his anger by exploiting your quirk. When he gets angry, it's very easy to push him into harm. He'll burn handprints and words into your skin, and will wait to hear you scream. Since you loved to show off, then that's exactly what you'll do. It doesn't matter if you didn't mean to activate your quirk. Nothing mattered when it came down to his anger.

It's hard to even know when he was angry. because he's silent. Unless your quirk activates, and even a grunt would be supersonic, and he would feel that unique pain in his ears and head. Then you'd know what's coming.

He'd freeze you down onto metal, and you would feel the freezing pain of skin on steel, and the cool look that made you stop, and stare and the words he'd so often used, daring you to move, daring you to scream, to move and fight. So he'll have an excuse to justify his violence, to prove that what he did and is doing to you, is not the same as his father.

He wasn't using you for your quirk. He's different.