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gayinacan · 6 years ago

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You definitely needed my commentary on heathers

- Why does veronica only fit like six words on each page

- nice pen

- nobody noticed that one definitely

- Veronica sarcastically explaining thanksgiving in Africa is just great

- I love betty fin why can’t we have more of her

- The photos are adorable

- Why does she give the back story of her sweater

- Wait are we not supposed to like her

- “Fuck me gently with a chain saw”

- Heather you’re a junior??? Anyone concerned about this practical child

- Awe they talked to other people

- Thanks for making this about sex ram

- Can we appreciate veronicas blazer I want it

- Who the fuck has a crush on these two assholes

- Awe it’s JD and he’s almost charming

- Did he say sex or sax I still don’t know

- “They seem to have an open door policy for assholes”

- If they expelled him like heather chandler said this movie would be very different

- Can heather duke ever get ahead

- How do they always know which heather they are referring to

- Spring vacation weren’t they just talking about thanksgiving

- “Bq!” I agree heather

- Snappy snack shack..... avengers Easter egg?

- Angered writing with monocle it’s just fantastic

- She’s got a speech

- You’re right he doesn’t deserve your fucking speech

- “Lick it up baby lick it up”

- Heather chandlers rooms design is fantastic

- Those are her dying words?

- Smash

- “Im gonna have to send my sat scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford”

- It feels much too easy to fake sucide in this movie

- Why did this teacher get hired if no one one the board liked her

- Heather Duke is finally eating I am so proud

- I want that watch

- “Are we going to be graded on this”

- What is up with the snake statues by the fire place

- JD’s dad is a creep

- Ya jd perfect time to talk about your dead mother

- This preacher

- “the mtv video games “

- Using Holy water to adjust hair

- Veronicas hat

- And then they got shit faced and tipped cows

- That’s not creepy JD

- She’s wearing a bowler hat

- Yes trust Kurt

- Kurt has a football shaped phone

- Liar

- “Homosexual artifacts”

- These cops are so stupid

- “Young love” sure kinda

- How does this kid know the entire police report

- Oh veronica realized murder is bad

- “ dear diary my teen angst has a body count “

- “ are we going to prom or to hell”

- Um what has he seen

- Tiny circle sunglasses

- What is that radio

- Don’t think a judge would say slurp shit and die

- Betty!

- Ya veronica I agree

- “I don’t patronize bunny rabbits “

- I feel the slap was coming

- That transition to the radio show

- Heathers bird is adorable

- Loud diary writing

- “Probably “

- The petition

- Heather Dukes all red outfit

- You aren’t back together

- Wait he has an earring

- Threatening barbie is threatening

- “Its got that let’s toss ourselves into the abyss ascetic”

- Her outfit is boring of course it’s a dream

- The funeral outfits are so weird and I love them

- Heather Chandler ghost is just amazing

- Last entry!?

- Where did you get the ladder

- Hey JD THIS ISN’T WHAT LEAVE YOUR MARK MEANS

- why does JD have a pet

- She is walking the halls he is setting up bombs

- “I knew that”

- Rottweilers as a mascot ok

- Why do you need binoculars

- That knife is the size of a baby carrot

- Shooting someones middle finger when they flip you off seems so rational(sarcasm)

- You aren’t deep JD

- Ya you should probably avoid cool dudes if that’s what you consider a cool dude

- JD you don’t seem that fucked

- “Now that you’re dead what are you going to do with your life”

- She poisoned the sheriff and now she’s the new sheriff

- And they finish with the prospect of a movie night and popcorn

- Still love it

- Still don’t know why

#heathers #heather #why do i like this #these outfits

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pancakesfor2 · 7 years ago

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Character: Peter Parker

Pairing: Peter Parker x Stark!Reader

Warnings: None

Word Count: 1.1k

A/N: I don’t even know what this is tbh. It started off as a funny texting fic and the suddenly it’s like the fluffiest thing I’ve ever written?

Summary: You and Peter are best friends, but you’re both secretly hoping for something more. Will one night change everything??

Stark The Female: Dude

Stark The Female: Spidey

Stark The Female: Insect boy

Incy Wincy: actually spiders are arachnids

Stark The Female: aCtUaLlY sPiDerS aRe ArAcHniDs

Incy Wincy: im gonna ignore that

Incy Wincy: whats up?

Stark The Female: the sky

Stark The Female: I’m bored

Stark The Female: Entertain me arachnid kid

Stark The Female: that should be your name

Stark The Female: Forget spiderman

Stark The Female: Arachnid kid is where it’s at

Incy Wincy: Yeah okay I’ll think about it

Stark The Female: no you won’t

Incy Wincy: No I won’t

Stark The Female: i miss u

Stark The Female: ur never around the tower anymore

Stark The Female: and when you are ur always with dad

Incy Wincy: I miss you too

Incy Wincy: Everything’s just so stressful rn

Incy Wincy: school, and decathlon, and spidey stuff

Stark The Female: U need to relax

Stark The Female: Or you’ll explode

Stark The Female: U know how many times dad has exploded

Incy Wincy: Too many times?

Stark The Female: Too many times.

Stark The Female: but seriously

Incy Wincy: what r u doing rn

Stark The Female: literally nothing

Stark The Female: texting you

Incy Wincy: come over

Incy Wincy: Mays not home and I’m sad and alone

Incy Wincy: You know she thinks we’re dating

Incy Wincy: Cause of that one time she caught us in my room when u were cleaning blood off me

Incy Wincy: And my shirt was off

Incy Wincy: so yeah

Incy Wincy: Litty

Stark The Female: Are u cooking?

Stark The Female: No

Incy Wincy: I don’t hate u

Incy Wincy: we’re getting Thai food

Stark The Female: oki I’ll be there soon

Stark The Female: Its visions turn to cook tonight

Incy Wincy: is that what I am to you?

Incy Wincy: an escape from visions awful cooking?

Stark The Female: Yes.

Incy Wincy: I am wounded. Y/N. Wounded.

Incy Wincy: are u already in the car?

Incy Wincy: I wanna to know whether to order the food now or later

Stark The Female: do it now

Stark The Female: I’m just going downstairs in second

Incy Wincy: k

Stark The Female: wOw

Stark The Female: A whole letter

Stark The Female: I get a whole letter

Stark The Female: I feel so special

Incy Wincy: does ur dad know ur coming over

Stark The Female: yeah

Incy Wincy: ok good

Incy Wincy: last time u snuck over he landed the suit on my fire escape and broke it

Stark The Female: lol

Incy Wincy: I think May has a crush on Bucky

Stark The Female: omg

Incy Wincy: They went out to lunch

Incy Wincy: He bought her flowers

Stark The Female: Oh yeah I helped him pick those out

Incy Wincy: When did they even meet?

Stark The Female: Thanksgiving

Incy Wincy: really?

Stark The Female: yes peter

Stark The Female: they talked all night

Stark The Female: u really don’t pay attention

Incy Wincy: dude

Incy Wincy: Thor was there

Stark The Female: You know what u should do

Stark The Female: Next time u see Bucky

Stark The Female: Ask him if he’s gonna be ur new dad

Incy Wincy: Yes because freaking out the winter soldier is a great idea

Stark The Female: I wouldn’t mind if he was my daddy

Stark The Female: If you know what I mean

Incy Wincy: He’s like a 100 years old

Stark The Female: So

Stark The Female: he’s hot

Incy Wincy: you know who else is hot

Incy Wincy: not me

Incy Wincy: Because I’m standing out here in the snow waiting for u

Stark The Female: Dude why

Incy Wincy: cause there’s this shady guy in our neighborhood

Incy Wincy: and I don’t need ur dad to kill me if u get kidnapped

Incy Wincy: even tho u can totally defend urself

Incy Wincy: so now I’m standing out here in the cold

Stark The Female: wow i feel loved

Stark The Female: I see u

Incy Wincy: I don’t see u

Incy Wincy: Actually yeah I do

Stark The Female: oki I’m putting my phone down now

Incy Wincy: adios amigo

Stark The Female: see u soon <3

“I’ll text you when I need to be picked up,” you say to Happy as you shut the car door. You quickly make your way out of the snow and into the building, pulling Peter in with you.

“Nice shirt,” he quips noticing the Spiderman t-shirt you were wearing as you unzipped your jacket. “Always knew you were my biggest fan.”

“Don’t flatter yourself, my other shirts are all dirty and I didn’t feel like washing them.”

“I am hurt. So hurt. In my soul.” He replies while holding the door to his apartment open for you.

“Is the food here yet?” You ask, setting your bag down on the couch. “Cause that’s the only reason I’m here.”

“Love you too Y/N, and yeah it’s on the table over there,” answers Peter, gesturing towards the back of the living room.

After eating and putting away your dishes, the two of you went into Peter’s bedroom to hangout. You were both laying on your backs, sprawled across his bed, staring at map of the night sky projected on his ceiling. You had always had a little crush on him, but lately your feelings for him had been getting much stronger especially during times like these when it was just the two of you.

“Y/N?” Whispers Peter as he turns on his side to face you.

“Yeah?”

“There’s something I’ve been meaning to tell you for a while,” he pauses, and you both sit up with your backs pressed against the wall. “I really really like you, as more than just a friend, and it’s totally fine if you don’t feel the same way but I just wanted to tell you,”

“Peter,” you interrupt, “I really really like you too.”

“Really?”

“Really.”

You found yourselves back in the position you were in before, you were using one hand to point out the different constellations while the other remained entangled with Peters in the middle of the bed. If you could, you would spend the rest of your life right here, but for now you were content with what you had. You and Peter together. Staring at the ceiling.

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basically-an-artist · 6 years ago

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Part one of my #nanowrimo entry... Feedback welcome

I had to give myself a second to process what i thought i was seeing. Lamont, my brother, in my living room. His hair had grown alot longer since the last time id seen him. Though, i could tell by the way hed tied his locs that it was him. Messy but functional, and somehow always stylish. For him, though, as with everything, it came naturally.

He looked magical, bathed in the blue light of the tv; as if there was such a look. He scanned one of the posters on the wall, apparently facinated with world war z. I wondered how he was able to see them at all with only the pale light from the tvs reflection to distinguish them. In his black trench coat and kangol cap he was out of place amongst the empty beer cans, macbooks, assorted drug paraphernalia, and Harry Potter dvd box set scattered over the floor. It didnt help that he was drenched and dripping water over everything. A puddle collected slowly on the rug beneath him. It wasnt raining outside, though, so i could only guess how he'd been so thouroughly soaked.

Either way, he left a puddle under him as he stood, and by the size of it hed been here a while.

"You arent going to say hello to your brother?"

He didnt even turn around to speak, he kept looking at the pictures and posters lining the walls. I jumped slightly at the sound of him. I hadnt realized hed seen or even heard me;i couldnt even hear my own steps as i walked down the hall. It was a few seconds before i answered, roiling over his last visit before i said anything.

How did he get in? Were on the third floor.

"What are you even doing here dude, i told you i didnt want to see you." My voice fell off at the end. Im sure it gave away at least a peice of my inner monolouge.

Id actually kind of wished hed just show up like this, as he tended to do when he was unwelcomed. I hoped the prompt would give him a reason to apologize for our last meeting, or at least offer an explanation.

He completely ignored what id said.

"You know ive actually seen one of these before," he paused as he pointed at the tv, "What did they call them in the books... dementors?" He shuddered slightly before shaking his head. Now he spoke in a hush, like he was talking to himself, "Those things are not done justice by the movies." He looked away now, another shudder shaking his coattails. Water droplets flying.

"Why are you here? How did you get in?" Silence.

The questions hung in the air. My heartbeat rang in my ears for every second that passed

More silence.

The whole room seemed to breathe with my brother as he sighed. He finally turned to look at me and i froze. Half of me wanted to run to him, but the other half was screaming to jump out the window.

Has face bore the scar of a grotesque burn. As if hed peeked into the nozzle of a flamethrower as it turned on.

his eye underneath the scar looked normal enough. It didnt look misshapen or damaged in any way. But he no longer had an eyelid, top or bottom. His right eye almost cartoonish, exposed, and surrounded by the muddied burgundy of the charred skin in the pale blue light. He kept a straight face as he looked at me, but his eye gave his gaze a manic intensity.i had to stop myself from looking away.

I tried to keep my face as neutral as possible, failing apparantly as he chuckled at me in that way he did. The crooked grin on his face saying more than he'd said in any conversation between us. That smile always held secrets.

"I came back to give you something," he began," a souvenir from my travels." He went back to looking at the posters. Staring at them as if taking in some hidden meaning from their images. He did always seem to see some unseen message in everything. You can always learn more the second time around.

"Where have you been?" My voice gave way again. Again i was just the little brother of the infinitely talented Lamont Caldwell. asking questions i couldnt understand the answers to; trying to follow him on his oh-so mysterious adventures. Hed only been in front of me two minutes and hed sent me back 20 years. Again i was a scared and confused 4 year old.

"Dont worry about it. Everything will make sense soon. I told you a long time ago that i had to leave to really discover what it was i was meant to do. There was a purpose for me outside of what our parents had told us for so long." He crossed the room silently towards me, darkening the the floor in wet muddy footprints along the way. He kept eye contact the whole way, that orb of an eye boring into me."Theres a reason for all of this Marion, and i think ive finally found out what it is."

That eye paralyzed me. I was only aware of it because every muscle in my body wanted to back away, to run to my room and lock the door. It felt like minutes passed between each of his steps, like a dream carrying him to me in slow motion.

Stop stop stopstopstop.

He was inches from me now. Eyes still excavating my soul. As i looked into his, though, i could only see the boundlessness of his darkness. He was still an enigma to me; a shadows shadow. Of all the people id known in my life my brother had known me the best, and yet id never felt as if i truly understood him. Now, though, i felt as if i knew what he was thinking. If only for these few seconds.

Slowly, as if his body questioned his own actions, he wrapped his arms around me. His embrace reminded me of dads hugs. He was strong, but gentle. An embrace filled with the love of a long overdue apology. At least thats how i took it.

I accepted it and hugged him back. We stood that way for ten long heartbeats, the seconds passing lazily. I heard a sniffle and questioned for a second if it was him or me that had started crying, but couldnt turn over the thought before he said so low i almost questioned if hed spoken.

" Dont let our secrets burn you."

I felt my face contort in confusion before he ended the embrace. As i opened my mouth to speak the door to a room behind me opened, the noise startling me as it broke the tense silence.

I jumped and turned to see my roommate billie exiting her room in her hot pink bathrobe. Hair tousled, expression caught between annoyance and confusion. Shed just woken from a satifyingly deep sleep.

" dude. Have you seriously been out here watching harry potter this whole time? I know we said wed watch them all straight through but you had to realize that was a suicide run. Go the fuck to sleep. We both have work tomorrow." She shuffled past me to the kitchen turning on the light and then the faucet.

As she filled a cup with water i scanned the room for my brother. He was gone. His absence left a hole in the room, a void of energy where he should have been, but that could have been me projecting.

Of course.

Just like him to come raising a million questions and leave answering none of them.

How the hell did he get in?

I shook the thought out of my head, only then remembering what id come to the livingroom for in the first place. I began to pick up the room, the aftermath of an attempt at a pre-thanksgiving break movie marathon. It was supposed to be an all nighter. Unfortunately, the mixture of wine intoxication and primo bud had most of the participants passing out in their seats before the third movie started.

I picked up the candy wrappers and swept the loose tobacco into the trash. Only seeing the, clearly out of place, bound leather book when i cleared the pizza boxes from the table. This must have been that souvenir he was talking about.

It was dark brown, almost black, and encircled in thick metal bindings. An archaic iron-looking latch and lock protruded from the front. I wasnt sure how he expected me to open this book or if he expected me to.

I turned it over inspecting it more closely. Even in the dim light i could see the textblock was lined in silver. It glow eerily and reminded me somewhat of a bible.

On the back was a post it note:

Hold on to this. See you soon. -L

I rolled my eyes and tucked the book under my left arm. Its not like i hadnt seen my brother in almost 2 years, at least he gave me a completely useless gift too.

Billie crossed back into her den warning me to not make any loud noises on pain of death, which i obliged. I quickly finished straightening the room and headed back down the hall to my own bed. I tossed the book onto my dresser and collapsed under the weight of the night onto my pillow, not even bothering to cover myself with the comforter. The questions still swirling around my head settled in my skull as sleep took me.

As i drifted into the land of dreams a single thought peeked back through the veil before being silenced by the void of unconciousness.

How the hell did he get in?

#nanowrimo #my writing #writing #fantasy #urban fantasy #witch #witchcraft

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azarathedragon · 6 years ago

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I mean. Its fucked up, but two students died while i was attending high school. One was a drug sale gone wrong, and another was a suicide so. Yea. You were probably the boring one.

There was also a dude who brought dog shit to school to leave in the bathrooms as a "senior prank". Sat at a table with a kid who only ever seemed to talk about porn, automobiles, or guns. Sat near a dude who was so fucking dumb, i swear to god im not sure how he graduated he was that dumb and oblivious, and he would constantly talk about how awful his girlfriend was. Knew a couple kids who attempted to run away, didnt work in there favor. School got vandalized over a thanksgiving break, and a bunch of stupid shit like swastikas and bs fake "wisdom" quotes were drawn around the courtyard.

I myself went down in history as the girl who never talked but asked "what the fuck is this question, it has nothing to do with the material" to a teacher.

Theres definitely drama. You just gotta find it.

where do TV shows get this idea that high school is constant drama, nothing even fucking happened to me in high school

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6ubble-gum · 7 years ago

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would you rather (autumn edition)

Tagged by @herdustisverypretty

i have some strong opinions so let’s see what kind of shitstorm i can rile up

go apple picking vs go on a hay ride - as much as I hate hay sticking to my ass, I hate getting on other peoples’ shoulders to pick apples more

scary vs sweet - im emo

sweaters vs boots - both okay, the gay look strictly calls for a big sweater, skinny jeans and boots i don’t make the rules

socks vs mittens - fuck mittens. stupid fingerless fucks

bonfires vs football - fire is warm whereas football is cold and unrelenting. seriously though fuck american football its just a bunch of tacky looking brutes bashing their heads together

trick or treating vs watching scary movies - if you watch a movie you dont have to get up

apple pie vs pumpkin pie - listen, i love pumpkin pie but i will take apple pie first any day of the week

halloween vs thanksgiving - fuck thanksgiving. thats all

bake pie vs bake cookies - pies are so much work and when you make cookies you don’t have to cut them up to eat them you can just shove them into your face hole

rain vs fog - rain is my absolute favorite white noise. fog is great for getting into the spooky mood but it does nothing for my senses

black cats vs owls - i have a black cat and she’s literally the most lovely creature in the world i love black cats

ghosts vs wizards - ghosts are so versatile i love ghosts. my house is full of them

harry potter vs halloweentown - controversial opinion, halloweentown was boring

go hiking vs sleep in - listen,,,i hate sleeping in it makes me feel awful so even though i hate hiking i would rather do that than sleep lmao

cinnamon vs nutmeg

reading vs writing - im lying to myself

hot chocolate vs tea

live in a cabin in a forest vs 24/7 autumn - thats how all the good horror movies start out

candy apples vs caramel apples - theyre awful for your teeth but they taste good so who cares

blankets vs pillows - i cant live without pillows

roasted marshmallows vs roasted chestnuts - FUCK THEM BOTH OKAY STOP ROASTING THINGS

coffee vs apple cider - my family has a thing where every year they gather and make cider and its soooo good i will never tire of cider

red leaves vs orange leaves - ??????? ? ?? ??? ??

braids vs bows - ????????????????? ? ? ?? ? ??????? ?? ? ?? ????

scented candles vs the smell of freshly baked goods - i dont like good smelling things that are not edible

carve pumpkins vs make pumpkin pie - both require more effort than im willing to exert (side note carving pumpkins is literally awful it’s so messy)

pumpkin spice lattes vs chai lattes - psls are boring

coats vs oversized sweaters - i love my sweaters but, bitch has gotta have a coat at all times

beanies vs berets - im emo

candy corn vs peanut butter cups - god i love candy

s’mores vs apple crisp - SMORES ARE A GIFT FROM GOD MY DUDES

jump into a pile of leaves vs swing on a tire swing - FUCK BOTH OF THESE OKAY if you jump into a pile of leaves what are you going to get? an ass full of fucking spiders and worms, that’s what. and what do you get if you sit in a tire swing? AN ASS FULL OF WATER. I WOULD LIKE MY ASS TO BE EMPTY THANK YOU

corn maze vs haunted house - fucking neither get out of my face with that scary shit

bob for apples vs visit a pumpkin patch - FUCK APPLE BOBBING god DAMN IT you are WILLINGLY SHOVING YOUR FACE INTO OTHER PEOPLES SPIT

whipped cream on hot chocolate vs marshmallows on hot chocolate - i really, really love food that will eventually lead to my death

you can see me progressively getting angrier lmfao i need to take a break from the computer before i burst a blood vessel. (seriously though, fuck apple bobbing.)

if u wanna do it do it i’ve filled my quota of tags today (but also tag me if u do it i wanna see)

#fuck apple bobbing #a propos de moi

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okwilliamson · 7 years ago

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1. Last kiss - um yikes this guy who I had a really bad encounter with in august i hate it lol

2. Last phone call - hmm, to mik on monday, we spoke for maybe 40 minutes to try n catch up w each other we dont talk enough.

3. Last text message- to a group chat with me and sydney and german about an ugly guy in our class lol

4. Last song you listened to-i was listening to Gaga’s Joanne album this morning

5. Last time you cried - literally this morning watching master chef junior but that wasnt like wild the last time i seriously cried was last wednesday when i found out i wasnt gonna graduate on time

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice- well..i guess kinda but bc this dude was in jail so we like were talking before and after he was in jail...idk if that counts

7. Been cheated on- yes lol in highschool

8. Self harmed - nah ive never felt the need.

9. Lost someone special - lost them? idk ive fallen out of friendships n stuff

10. Been depressed -a few times in life, thankfully i dont have ongoing depression just depressive episodes usually lasting a few months or weeks.

11. Been drunk and threw up - yes lol im not proud

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

12. had sex - yes

13. How many people have you had sex with this year? - um 4

15. Made a new friend - yes for sure

17. Laughed until you cried -this happens to me like every week im lucky

18. Met someone who changed you - maybe not honestly not in this calender year like from jan

19. Found out who your true friends were -i feel like this has been very relevant in the past year

20. Found out someone was talking about you - idk man

26. What did you do for your last Birthday - i was in the darkroom working and sydney and nadia and german and luke were there and nadia made us soup and cake and bread and then i went to lukes house and got high it was kind of a boring basic day

27. What time did you wake up today- 6:30 am

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for - thanksgiving food

30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time - i only have one sister and ill see her later today <3

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life - i wish i could change my financial situation to help me and my family

32. What are you listening to right now - this wack ass presentation

33. When is the last time you had sex? - august sadly

34. Who's getting on your nerves right now - um presently not anyone in general usually everyone kind of annoys me lol

35. Most visited webpage - instagram probs & twitter and horoscope.com

36. Favorite colour - recently its been shades of orange

37. Nicknames - most everyone calls me liv or livy

38. Relationship Status - single af

39. Zodiac sign - scorpio

40. Male or female - female

41. Primary school - this is UK terminology idk what this means

42. Secondary School - middle school? idk i went to all my schools in canal winchester oh

43. High school/college - i attended otterbein & finishing my degree at wright state in dayton oh

44. Eye color - brown

46. Height - 5′6

47. Do you have a crush on someone - no im not 12

48. What do you like about yourself - im funny, im a no nonsense kind of person, & people trust me, and im a good friend & sister

49. Piercings - got my nose and my smiley pierced & ears too

50. Tattoos - i have 4 tats so far more to come

51. Righty or lefty - right handed

FIRSTS:

53. First piercing - my ears, but first one i ever did on my own was my nostril

54. First best friend - a girl named Myca in first grade lol

55. First hookup - umm like casually i guess Tony

56. First Bestfriend- ....

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating- nope

60. Drinking - got some ice coffee n a water bottle gotta stay hydrated

61. I'm about to - get out of this class in like 20 min

62. Listening to - a less wack presentation

63. Waiting for - the end of the day so i can go home

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids? - not rlly

65. Get married? - its not a goal but i wouldnt be opposed

66. Career - hopefully something that keeps me happy

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes- all of these are stupid im skipping them

68. Hugs or kisses

69. Shorter or taller

70. Older or Younger

71. Romantic or spontaneous

72. Nice stomach or nice arms

73. Sensitive or loud

74. Hook-up or relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger - um no ive known everyone ive ever kissed

77. Drank hard liquor - of course

78. Lost glasses/contacts - nope

79. Had sex - hi

80. Broken someone's heart - no people love to hurt my feelings tho

82. Been arrested - nah im a good girl lol

83. Turned someone down - i usually just ghost people

84. Cried when someone died - yeah

85. Fallen for a friend - haha :-)

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself - sometimes

87. Miracles - no

88. Love at first sight - idk i guess but love is more than a chance meeting

89. Heaven - no

90. Santa Clause -no i wish i still did it made christmas so much more fun

91. Kiss on the first date - sure

92. Angels - idk i think people can be angelic but i dont believe in god or heaven or angels or anything holy

93. How would you label yourself? - an art student fumbling through her twenties

94. Someone You Pray Everyday For - i dont pray

95. Did you sing today - i was singing along to diamonds are a girls best friend this morning

96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About- umm idk i think solomon i loved him, but also bae bc he was my most recent and only really adult relationship

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? - i wouldnt

98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For - for my laptop to not ring in the middle of class lmfao i hate myself in this moment

99. Are you afraid of falling in love? - no lol

100. Do you like the way you look?- sure

a random q&a durin class if u read this hello

#personal #questions and answers

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boyshoujo · 7 years ago

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u don't even know me but u already kno me and my personality?? wow u must be a sorcerer.................. but im indeed problematic, and ummm i don't like filet o fish??? i hate her but we go to mcdonald's almost everyday and im forced to eat something so it's the only choice i have........ the meat and chicken at mcdonald's tastes like plastic but that damn fish tastes REAL!!! she isn't fake..............

yea Whatever….. a few days ago u told me that “filet of fish gives [you] emotional support” ???? but when i out u suddenly u hate her??? what’s the truth :/

what’s wrong with hadaka shitsuji???? its a funny game!!! don’t u like the main character tomoaki?? he’s the only good main character ive ever seen in my life and he’s a sadistic bitch??? i love sadistic binches cuz they are like me!!! i felt like “i” was in the game when i saw him, he killed everybody and i was proud of this ugly fuck cuz thats what i would do if i was in this game,,,,,,,,,, i would do more fucked up things than him but anyway, i don’t like fedoras!!!!! i just like that dude-

LFSJLKFSJKSF bceuacuse IT’s A BAD GAME!!!!!!!! ITS BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! actually you remind me of tomoaki???? a lot???? gotta add that to ur callout list……………

-cuz he’s funny and btw he’s the one wearing a purple jacket and his name is hashizuka and that fake loser who is a cheap version of sergei is called junichi :/ and tbh i send u furry asks cuz ur the only one who accepts me for who i really am,,,,,,,,, like i sent some arcana blogs some asks about fucking a fictional goose and a donut kink and they just said “what the fuck” and ehh they’re so serious?? like chill its just a joke jfc sharon :/ i go to their pathetic edgy blogs and this is how they treat me???? i just wanted to cheer ur edgy ass up sharon don’t act like ur 70 dammit just accept a joke lol

LFKSKFSJK bicht i’m literally 0.00039 seconds into the game u rec’d and???? /?? ??? literally ALL of the guys r pathetic???? they go to a school called Charming Cherries lFKJLF AAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT IS THIS does this mean the principal guy is a Veteran Cherry…………………..binch…. that’s Why he wears a fedora………………………………..i accidentally picked the annoying know-it-all guy so i’ll go for him first and then mayb try the ceo guy……dONUT KINK,,,,,,,,,,,,,, , > >>>???/ ??/ ?? ??? ?? no offense but i’d be like ???????????? GET OUTTA MY INBOX???????? HOW DARE U COME IN AND DISRESPECT MY BRAND LIKE THIS??? ?? ?? ?? ? ………….anyways i wanna hear about the donut kink LOLIKR!!!!!!! ! ! i hate people who r too serious………………………i mean…. im actually p serious Tbh but some people on this website can’t take jokes????? i saw a shitpost where this person was like “some of yall need 2 get mugged lol” and people were like “why do u want people to suffer so bad??? SHOULD I JUST DIE THEN!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE!!!!” and im like …………… wtf chill Ashley lmao………

i feel like if i ever met u we would be the best friends ever?? actually i would be the one who’s crying cuz we both have the same taste?? ik a lot of characters like segrei and vincent so if u want me to tell u their names im gonna say it in another ask, and i like how u don’t judge me unlike all of my new friends ;^( i had a friend in middle school in 7 grade and i told her a lot of weird shit and she didn’t judge me??? she was a true friend indeed……………….

give me more sergei characters 👏👏👏👏 also DW im deFINITELY JUDGING YOU LMAO but im amused and laughing at the same time?? sometimes u send me asks and im like ???? ????? ? ?? ?? ?? ? ? ????????wtf lmao ? ??? ?

im sure if we talked more ur gonna find out that we’re literally friend-mates= 2 lonely binches who got the same taste in fictional character and idk but we would be the best bff’s ever tbh?? ur the friend who i have been searching for years?? everyone finds my thirst and my “weeaboo” ass (although im not a fuckin weeaboo im just thirsty for fictional characters!!) too weird and they always say “u can’t take ANYTHING seriously!!” like?? im 5???? why should i take anything seriously?? im not 70??

gfgfg bicth? i don’t even know anything about you, how can we be friends!!!!! WHO ARE YOU!! ! !! ! we should make a Lonely Bitch club but the requirements to enter are: do u play otome? would u body slam lucio into the pavement??? would u fuck the goth fish from finding nemo?? r u a thirsty ho????

i thought u would say “she’s a thot lol” and u would agree with me that she’s a thot??? if we didn’t know each other im trying to know her??? im trying to be friends with her????? how am i going to be friends with her if i didn’t talk to her?? fuck that shitty book??? im more important???? im sure she can read that damn book at her home and not in school!!!!!!! she should study like the rest of us………. and she shouldn’t study HER book!!!!!!!!!!!!

JKSJLSJKSJF i just realized, all of my friendships w/ virgos happened bc they woULDNT STOP TALKING/BOTHERING ME LOL this is why i love virgos…………. ur like stray cats that just never stop meowing until u let them in……maybe u should bother her more FKLSJFKJFS and she’ll finally crack

if i ever tried to read a book it should have pictures in it cuz i don’t want to imagine all that shit by myself!!!!!!! just add a fucking picture jfc…………….. i was exactly like that when i was a kid and im still the same??? i haven’t changed much tbh and im glad???? im glad i still have that silly trait of mine lol

no offense but READ?????????? imagining things is fun??????????????? books r so much fun????????? wtf???rn im reading a book about some ugly french guy from the 18th century with a Superhuman sense of smell who kills girls to make The Ultimate Perfume or whatever?? im barely like 50 pages in, but he killed his first girl?? and literally shoved his nose up her ass?? it was wild?????? books r wild??????

we’re going to study about christopher columbus this year and his ugly face is in my book???? like bitch why u gotta curse my book with ur disgusting face???? im going to roast this bitch when we get to his part in the book and everyone is going to ask me: “binch y are u angry???” and im like “why don’t u do some fuckin research sharon abt this ugly fuck and then ur going to understand why im angry” like get out of my book u lil bitch!!!!!!! that dam book is cursed now!!!!!!!

👏👏👏 END HIm

I LIKE TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER TOO!!!!! im just kidding but what’s ur favorite season???? mine is winter cuz uhhhh its winter???? everyone who hates winter is canceled??? lucio loves summer and is canceled????

fall-winter???? bc halloween…….. and american thanksgiving is fucked up bc it essentially celebrates the genocide of native americans but tbh……..i love turkey…… (we eat roast turkey and mashed potatoes n pumpkin pie n stuff for thanksgiving)also i just love it when the weather gets colder??? i get to dress up??? and be fashionable??? when it’s hot, all i wear are t shirts and shorts which is Boring it doesn’t snow where i live though lmao and it’s typically warm year-round where i live :/ winter is the only time i get to pull out all my cute sweaters and jackets but some winters only get cold for 2 weeks lmao :—–/

so you’re american right???? which means u have halloween rn??? or does it start on 31 if im not mistaken???? sadly we don’t have halloween here……………………………………………. they consider it “an event where people worship satan” here lmao

halloween is only one day (31st) SKJKSJ

i think its hot if batman would ever judge me

KSJKFSJFKLJFSK i;m gonna frame this ask Bye

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