A record of my brain rot Puppet enthusiasts always learning about more osha violations 22, He/him
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they need to invent a running away & never coming back that doesn’t affect your life
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posting from my hotel's air conditioning control
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My sister and I have the same birthday and it’s cool because people will be like, “Oh, are you twins?” And I get to say, “No! I ruined a five year old’s birthday.”
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LIST OF PROBLEMS THAT CANNOT BE SOLVED BY PUNCHING
ARM TIRED FROM TOO MUCH PUNCHING
CERTAIN SUDOKU PUZZLES
END OF LIST
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where’s the rupaul tweet about stop constantly crucifying yourself we could use the wood…… did unfortunately scalp the shit out of me with that
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Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"
Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*
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For those who don’t know, Elon Musk has recently been directing his assholery towards Wikipedia — calling them ‘Wokepedia’ due to the amount they spend on Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, and calling for people to stop giving them money “until they restore balance to their editing authority” —, now is a great time to consider donating to Wikipedia!
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Saw this frame on a different reblog by @thatssroughbuddy but why does it look like Iroh is using his phone to take a photo of his nephew at a landmark
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🎶 Deep down I would trade the world to see my son and wife🎶
Kind of obsessed your honor 😑
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hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving
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Jacob Anderson as Louis de Pointe du Lac in INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | SEASON 1
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went to the nurse and i was like i need a period product. and they go. we are in the male ward. and I'm like i have a uterus. and they process it so slowly and they're like. do. do. you want a yorkie bar. will this help with the gender dysphoria. and i'm like ...you know what. sure.
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