#dude get a fucking grip

[fyodior]

i canceled dinner plans w my dad tonight because of the literal hurricane weather and he’s guilting me so bad because of it

[ickypuppi3]

not even an ounce of decorum

[yakultii]

help i miss being faceless can u all forget me

[mcybree]

I dont know if my last rb said anything at all because i got caught up in the wording for like an hour so now it looks like word mush to me but I want you to know I dont just say I ship bigwood to be funny im serious when I say this i dont think 3l martyn and bigb were dating but I do think there was something there at some point for sure. little trickster bitch that will fuck with you for no reason X little trickster bitch that will fuck with you for no reason ass relationship.

[basaltdelta]

I just finished full metal alchemist and im literally not normal at all. I havent drawn fanart in so long but im about to crack and do it anyways

I need something Alphonse centric, like, im obsessed with living your formative years in a suit of armor and how much that ingrains into you and your habits in a way that I can't find anything focusing on. Do you think he still ducks under doorways too much? do you think he reaches for things and misses or misjudges how large his hand will be? Like how used is he to just Letting Himself bump into things, or vice versa- being extremely careful not to break anything.

I'm Extremely Transgender so maybe its the transhumanism love in me talking when I wonder these things

[frechiiie]

Team Conrad-ers are so funny because they’ll hate on Jeremiah for calling Conrad out for being a stupid asshole because “poor Conrad he’s going through a lot :((“ Yeah? SO IS HE! this is also the same brother that makes decisions for him without even TALKING to him, like be FOR REAL.

[eclipsecrowned]

lot of assumptions here i am not going to touch on because wow these sound like your problem and not mine, but anon, i really want you to look deep inside yourself and ask yourself why you are so uncomfortable with the thought of a wlw ship hypothetically infringing on your totally straight muse that you make up a predatory lesbian scenario to be mad about.

at least, i think that's what you're doing. i literally cannot follow your train of thought that me referencing a ship i have with a longtime friend somehow forces a dynamic onto your muse? like do you just assume i'm going to ship or even want to ship my muse with your hetty betty? i'm a dyke, not illiterate, i can read if someone's muse is incompatible with mine. i'm also not forcing anyone to write with this oc, or in fact any of them, bc at this point i'm not even advertising i'm in the fandom.

which tells me you're either an extant follower, someone trawling for every variation of your muse's name including when it is censored (which btw usually happens for a reason, don't do that to yourself), or you're circling my blog looking for something to bitch about and just stumbled upon me talking about one of your past muses.

but like tl;dr i wasn't talking to you, i'm referencing a specific ship rather than pushing my oc onto every version of a canon, and frankly i don't want to write with you after that weird pseudo-homophobic left turn.

[quirkle2]

Teruki blinks at him, and then he’s chuckling again and bowing his head down so he only sees the beginnings of brown roots coming in. When he lifts his head again his eyes are wet, but the pinks in his aura are soaking into his soul so much that he finds it really hard to be alarmed in the trance of it. “Please don’t apologize,” Teruki whispers, blinking away the shine that reflects the slit of sun from the window. His voice wobbles and hitches at the end, and Shigeo shifts, widens his eyes a little, but then his partner is moving. He leans over Shigeo’s chest, arches over the cracks that seep with energy carefully. Both of his hands are suddenly around his face and Teruki’s clamping his eyes shut and pressing their foreheads together, nose to nose, soul to soul. His hair tickles Shigeo’s jaw and his knee digs into his thigh, but it doesn’t matter. He doesn’t mind. The coral hues sing; the golds roar. “Please don’t. Please don’t do that to me,” his partner teeters, and the watermelon seeping into his skin is now tainted with harsher reds, deeper magentas. He can tell Teruki is trying so hard to keep it light, to keep it gentle and comforting for him—controlling an aura when emotions are high is one of the hardest things in the world. And yet he’s holding his partner, who is crackling apart at the seems in every sense of the word, and all that seeps from him is a little fear that get snuffed out instantly upon exit.

[malhare-archive]

The fucking tumblr CEO is seriously out here messaging random users about why he and staff aren't transphobic, what the fuck is happening

[blujayonthewing]

it's really frustrating that if my friend draws his monk with like extreme cut chiseled abs and I draw my fighter built like a rugby prop people will think I'm the one doing unrealistic fanciful stylization or wish fulfillment

[plaquerat]

i have to call medicaid so i can change my insurance to something that accepts my therapy office and then i can go to therapy weekly and i can stop having the most bizarre breakdowns imaginable. i want to be offline so bad fellas.

[every-dayiwakeup]

The obsession y'all have for condemning characters' "actions" like they hurt you personally will never not be funny to me.

Patrick Bateman isn't going to be chasing me around my house naked with a chainsaw. Pennywise isn't talking to me from the sewers. Billy Loomis isn't going to call me up and ask me what my favorite scary movie is.

They. Aren't. Fucking. Real.

There are actual fans of real-life serial killers and school shooters, and what gets your feathers ruffled is a fictional character and their fans? Be serious!!

How can I like a certain character? Because I know the difference between reality and fiction. Next!

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

I consider detransitioners to be the gender they say they are unless that detransitioner is also a terf I have seen wayyyyyyy too many of you self hating trannies make a post that describes gender dysphoria so debilitating you want to die and then follow it up with "but that's just what being a woman is like and the cost of accepting the truth." Sir, I guarantee you it is not. Most women are not one ma'am at the grocery store away from the rope. get well soon.

[local-magpie]

so like when are we going to start outright laughing at the far right's new furry hate wave? like. sorry. you're mad about a guy in a costume? a costume. you're upset someone dressed up in a costume, the thing everyone in this country does at LEAST once a year. the thing people pay to see done in a movie or at the theater. you're afraid of costumes??? get real man lol

[skhardwarevers1]

guys having opinions on TikTok is scary

[foineswoine]

crying at the most trivial shit now LMAOO what is wrong with me