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leatherfreak144 · 1 month ago
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threepandas · 1 month ago
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Bad End: Happy Wife
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Thirteen servants were dead; Two estates on fire.
I never even made it to the gates.
The smell of smoke lingered in the air. Clung to his hair and skin, even after bathing. Because no amount of scented oils, scrubbing, could erase his sin. The scent of iron and cooking flesh. Cruel scents of ancient houses ablaze. Innocent people being slaughtered. For... for the crime of trying to help me.
It was all my fault.
Last time, I had escaped alone. Or... more laughably, he had let me escape.
So he could hunt me through the forest like a brightly colored deer. Some pretty prey to stalk and torment. Letting me exhaust myself. Run and run until I could no longer, before casually strolling up to come collect me. As though letting me get it out of my system. A man, merely humoring his wife's tantrums and overly dramatic, willful ways.
I never should have accepted help. No matter have lonely I was. How desperate my despair. Because... because-!
"I'll get you new ones. Don't be upset, Love." The monster that was my husband, said idly. His voice a low rumble like thunder, his so called 'sweet' tone. "Servants that can't obey their lord, can't be trusted. Shouldn't be kept. They were scum. I'll get you better ones."
Ha ha... more like, servants that obeyed him. Feared him. Had no shred of mercy or honor, left in their bones. Gods... I... I had condemned thirteen good souls. All for trying to help me. Save me. Just for trying to get me out of this hell and away from this man.
I would never forgive this life's sperm donor, for handing me over. Because... because after a betray like that? After I had begged? Begged and screamed, rioted and tried to run? And STILL he handed me over? He was no kin of mine. I had no family.
Not in this life.
My family may not have been perfect. May have been flawed. But they would never have handed me over to a psychopath. Sold me to the highest bidder, like chattle. And... and honestly? I would take them at their worst, over these bastards at their best.
I never should have read that STUPID book. Yeah, maybe, it had nothing to do with anything. Maybe, all it would have done is left me ignorant on top of being stranded. But? I had to blame something. Or I'd go insane. So it was the fucking book's fault.
Recommend by an internet friend. Historical fiction. Lots of complex characters and some spicy yandere. How FUN. Court intrigues! Poisonings! Bastards and hidden births! Great to read... literal hell to live through. Everyone wanted everyone fucking dead, and all I wanted? Was to marry far, FAR into the countryside. Live a boring ass life.
But apparently I blinked funny. Or was standing in the wrong place at the wrong time. Wore the wrong fucking dress (well, not dress, but you get the idea). Because next thing I knew? Yandere Sr., of Yandere and Yandere, is looking at me! And not in that "oh, what an interesting bug" sort of way! Look looking!
I didn't know shit about him! Yes, his son. But him? Nothing!
Well... aside from the fact he was a VERY convenient Widower. Like... the SECOND he got a kid out of his arranged wife. It was all very "everyone suspected but no one could prove shit" Sort of thing.
And? Said son? Becomes a major antagonist in the book. Until he "embarrasses" his Father by going too far. Implied gruesome end to follow. Plot moves on. Which? Is all well and good FOR THEM. But what about me?! I had nothing to go on! Aside from "Aaah ha ha ha! Run." Which? Didn't fucking help, in the end! Still... s-still ended up married.
Though, my new "son" ended up dead, in relatively short order. Apparently wasn't too pleased to have a step-mom. Tried to do something about it. Disappeared between one day and the next. And now no one is allowed to so much as talk about him. But hey! It's apparently fine! Because at some point? We're gonna make a better one!
"Your thoughts are far away, Love. Should I help you concentrate?" Husband muses, from the edge of the bed. I jerk back as I jolt violently to the present, focusing on the threat. He looks pleased. "Better~, this wife should focus only on her Lord. And yet... once again she's wandered. Tried to run. This lord wonders what he should do, hmm?"
Scrunched up in a ball on the bed, I hoped the answer was fucking "nothing". Or maybe, perhaps, "leave". Inching backwards, like the hunted animal I felt like, I wasn't fast enough to avoid the hand that shot out. Capturing my ankle in shackle strong grip.
It wasn't crushing. Left no bruises. Yet the touch felt scalding, as his hand imprisoned yet cradled my ankle. Dragged my leg free of my curled up little ball of self. I froze, as I felt his other hand gentle running the tips of his fingers up and down my shin. Up and down, up and down. As though just feeling my skin.
"Should he make sure his wife can not run?" This grip tightened, nearly bruising. His other gripping farther up my leg. As though casually preparing to snap bones. "Or perhaps, he should chain you away? Hmm? This Lords wife is a troublesome girl. Causing trouble as she does... ah~, what to do with her..."
Terrified, sat froze. Mind numb. Please. Gods. Please, please, please! D-Don't. I was shaking. Could feel tears starting to build. Watched, helplessly, as he examined me. Something pleased, satisfied even, creeped into his expression. And without breaking eye contact, he lifted my leg towards his face, to gently kiss the skin right above my ankle bone. It could have been tender... if it didn't feel like a threat.
"This wife is so very lucky, that this Lord loves her so. That he would never."
It was almost mocking, in how sweet the words curled. As though suggesting that because this one thing was too far, he was a good man. As though suggesting that he would do far worse to others, in my place. But don't worry. You won't be hurt. See how benevolent he is?
"But come, let us not discuss your punishments tonight, hmm?"
Like a predator, stalking his prey, he crawled up onto the bed. Closer and closer. There was no where to run. Was this it? W-was this the day he... he-? Looming, on his knees, above my curled up ball of fear, he effortlessly worked his arm in and around my waist. Dragging me closer. All but into his lap.
"You are tired. Upset. Have made such messes for this husband to clean." He murmured, face pressed close. Breathe ghosting against my neck, my ear. All I could smell was rich soaps and smoke. "We can deal with this tomorrow. For now, it's time for bed. So go ahead, rest sweetly in my arms, Love.
"It's where you belong."
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nerdyspies · 6 months ago
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i dont thinm we as a socisty talk abt dirty dudes must die enough ESPECIALLY THE LAST HALF (this part ⤵️)
like even ignoring the story telling angle of how this ending is such an interesting way to take grace's character, the song itself is just SO bone chilling. like.. theres a reason npmd (the song) is a fan favorite but smth abt this part of the song coming from grace makes it hit harder. the religious character who spends the entire play spiraling due to a sinful act she commited singing about how nobody will pray for you when you die due to these being the consequnces of your actions is so ??? and even ignoring THAT angela puts in an oscar worthy preformance. her "run you little bitch" is SO good and im sad its not in the cast recording.. hell even how her high note basically became an unhighed scream and transitoon into manical laughter.. its a good way to show how the events of the play literally brole her mind withput having to outright say it. LIKE IM SO OBESSEDDDD
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pacific-watercress · 1 year ago
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only you can stop the evil
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ex0rin · 10 months ago
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Negan + Carl | TWD S07E07: Sing Me A Song
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myth0mani-art · 2 days ago
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This picture perfectly embodies my suffering during today :::'D
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pls can I just have a chill day
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edwinisms · 8 months ago
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pro tip if you want a positive fandom experience: do not follow confession blogs. you’re just asking for a bad time if you do that just don’t
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kennyomegasweave · 2 months ago
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Sangmin! I know you have some mysterious illness you may or may not be dying from but I will NOT be forgiving you, for at least until the next episode, for walking out after fucking Dinneaw to hang out with your friend you know has been trying to make him jealous and then agreeing with him while he has tears in his eyes that he's just your friend. Get it together cause this ain't it chief.
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rosie-autz · 5 months ago
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So.....I'VW been enjoying roblox pressure for the past few days
And well....
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xxplastic-cubexx · 5 months ago
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cherik mpreg son onslaught that charles gave birth to
actually appalled how this is a factual sentence and that this is canonical comic book lore
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imminent-danger-came · 2 years ago
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I think everyone needs to come together and congratulate DBK (and the rest of the Demon Bull family) for being the only ones to just give up. They DID quit while they were ahead. It's the only reason they're still alive.
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flying-cat · 2 months ago
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I just saw someone say "I wasn't educated on politics so I didn't vote" then why didn't you educate yourself??? We all have little computers in our fucking hands guys this is kind of something to USE THEM FOR.
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thatonebipotato · 8 months ago
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spoilers for the boy wonder #4 under cut
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frothing at the mouth and gnawing at the walls and rolling around and exploding
i love this comic wtf :(((
they love each other so much and their circumstances are so complicated but they LOVE each other :(((((( and damian finally accepting his place in his other family. dude i cant take this (/nsrs)
this one did actually make me cry. idk how many more issues there are gonna be, at the very least one, but this one is my favorite so far
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1-800-i-ship-it · 2 months ago
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update watched yuri on ice eps 5-9 and im freaking out cause:
YURI ACTUALLY SAYS ALL THIS IN CANON???:
“I want to be hated as the man who took Victor from the whole world!”
*touches foreheads together* *intense eye contact* “Don’t ever take your eyes off me”
“I’m the only one who can who can satisfy Victor. I’m the only one in the whole world who knows Victor’s love”
“With my coach, Victor, I’ll win with the power of love!”
“I’ll show my love to the whole of Russia”
THEN THERES ALSO:
Victor half naked slumped on yuri cause he had too much to drink...then the pic being posted everywhere LKASJDF
Victor hugging yuri while watching performances
Victor FLOPPING ON HIS BED WITH YURI TAKING A NAP TOGETHER??
VICTOR SHATTERING YURI’S HEART AND THEN ASKING IF A KISS WOULD MAKE IT BETTER IM-
-YURI JUST ASKING FOR HIS SUPPORT AND PRESENCE IN RESPONSE AHH <333
YURI SLAYING THE PERFORMANCE, GETTING AN INSANE HUG THAT KNOCKS HIM OVER, AND WAS THAT AN ALMOST KISS/REAL KISS AINT NO WAYYYYY
YURI SLAYING ANOTHER PERFORMANCE, VICTOR KISSES HIS SKATE ON CAMERA?????
THEY LITERALKU HAVE A COUPLES REUNION AT THE AIRPORT???
Then…then…THEN Yuri asks Victor to be his coach until he retires AND AND ANDDDD VICTOR TAKES HIS HAND OFF HIS SHOULDER…me expecting him to let go and then he HE FUCKING KISSES YURI’S HAND AND SAYS ITS LIKE A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL??? Then he says “I wish you’d never retire” HELLO???? WHERES THE RING??
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#blu liveblogs#yuri on ice#yoi ep 5-9#guys im head in hands /pos cause this cannot be real like#i saw everyone saying it gets gayer and i was like ok bet right#then i was like#jaw drop after jaw drop AFTER JAW DROP BC. HOLY SHIT.#oh my GOD#i just#i cant even form coherent thoughts rn#not yuri having a breakdown and feeling pressured by the world hating him for “stealing” victor away from the world and then#gets an instant boost by empowering himself cause damn right he DID steal victor implying victor is HIS then he fucking goes and#and makes intense eye contact with victor HRAJNSLDAKJF#literally mentions victor's love or some variation of it at least 5 times#then omg the part where he cried i was like omg yuri you poor baby#then victor fucking says WOULD A KISS MAKE IT BETTER? a kiss GUYS a KISS???? yes because thats totally nformal for a coach#yuri just asks for his support and presnce and i was like omg lovee that part#yes yuri you go slay that program after crying it does in fact feel better after you've had a good cry#then THEN thennnn HOLY SHIT VICTOR JUST. KNOCKS HIM DOWN WITH A HUG AND THEN TEHRES FUCKING SLOMO OF AN IMPLIED ALMOST MOUTH ON MOUTH KISS-#SCREAMS#does victor just lose it anytime yuri pulls some move that he would do too#THEN HE PULLS VICTOR IN BY HIS *TIE* TOO AT SOME POINT IDK I FORGOT BUT OH MY GODD#and also VICTOR. KISSING. HIS. SKATE. oh my god. my dude. ON CMAERA??#i need a better phrase than the 'gay sex is less gay than whatever the hell these two have going on' but its literally the whole show like#oh my god and when they were running with each other with the glass in between them at the airport...and then yuri runs into victor's arms.#then they have some sort of indirect gay af marriage proposal holy shit im#i need a moment#i also love that russian yuri gave yuri the katsudon pirozhki that was so sweet#and v thoughtful of his grandpa too#also the classical music fan in me is happy with the music xD
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shitty-postal-dude-daily · 10 months ago
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i love your art ao much.... can you please draw p1 dude and p2 dude together!! i dont really care what thyre doing i judt want the 2 of them
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i drew them as magnet because.i dont know
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fully-caulked-wagon · 10 months ago
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R.I.P Husk. Penis'd too close to the sun.
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