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Bad End: Happy Wife

Thirteen servants were dead; Two estates on fire.
I never even made it to the gates.
The smell of smoke lingered in the air. Clung to his hair and skin, even after bathing. Because no amount of scented oils, scrubbing, could erase his sin. The scent of iron and cooking flesh. Cruel scents of ancient houses ablaze. Innocent people being slaughtered. For... for the crime of trying to help me.
It was all my fault.
Last time, I had escaped alone. Or... more laughably, he had let me escape.
So he could hunt me through the forest like a brightly colored deer. Some pretty prey to stalk and torment. Letting me exhaust myself. Run and run until I could no longer, before casually strolling up to come collect me. As though letting me get it out of my system. A man, merely humoring his wife's tantrums and overly dramatic, willful ways.
I never should have accepted help. No matter have lonely I was. How desperate my despair. Because... because-!
"I'll get you new ones. Don't be upset, Love." The monster that was my husband, said idly. His voice a low rumble like thunder, his so called 'sweet' tone. "Servants that can't obey their lord, can't be trusted. Shouldn't be kept. They were scum. I'll get you better ones."
Ha ha... more like, servants that obeyed him. Feared him. Had no shred of mercy or honor, left in their bones. Gods... I... I had condemned thirteen good souls. All for trying to help me. Save me. Just for trying to get me out of this hell and away from this man.
I would never forgive this life's sperm donor, for handing me over. Because... because after a betray like that? After I had begged? Begged and screamed, rioted and tried to run? And STILL he handed me over? He was no kin of mine. I had no family.
Not in this life.
My family may not have been perfect. May have been flawed. But they would never have handed me over to a psychopath. Sold me to the highest bidder, like chattle. And... and honestly? I would take them at their worst, over these bastards at their best.
I never should have read that STUPID book. Yeah, maybe, it had nothing to do with anything. Maybe, all it would have done is left me ignorant on top of being stranded. But? I had to blame something. Or I'd go insane. So it was the fucking book's fault.
Recommend by an internet friend. Historical fiction. Lots of complex characters and some spicy yandere. How FUN. Court intrigues! Poisonings! Bastards and hidden births! Great to read... literal hell to live through. Everyone wanted everyone fucking dead, and all I wanted? Was to marry far, FAR into the countryside. Live a boring ass life.
But apparently I blinked funny. Or was standing in the wrong place at the wrong time. Wore the wrong fucking dress (well, not dress, but you get the idea). Because next thing I knew? Yandere Sr., of Yandere and Yandere, is looking at me! And not in that "oh, what an interesting bug" sort of way! Look looking!
I didn't know shit about him! Yes, his son. But him? Nothing!
Well... aside from the fact he was a VERY convenient Widower. Like... the SECOND he got a kid out of his arranged wife. It was all very "everyone suspected but no one could prove shit" Sort of thing.
And? Said son? Becomes a major antagonist in the book. Until he "embarrasses" his Father by going too far. Implied gruesome end to follow. Plot moves on. Which? Is all well and good FOR THEM. But what about me?! I had nothing to go on! Aside from "Aaah ha ha ha! Run." Which? Didn't fucking help, in the end! Still... s-still ended up married.
Though, my new "son" ended up dead, in relatively short order. Apparently wasn't too pleased to have a step-mom. Tried to do something about it. Disappeared between one day and the next. And now no one is allowed to so much as talk about him. But hey! It's apparently fine! Because at some point? We're gonna make a better one!
"Your thoughts are far away, Love. Should I help you concentrate?" Husband muses, from the edge of the bed. I jerk back as I jolt violently to the present, focusing on the threat. He looks pleased. "Better~, this wife should focus only on her Lord. And yet... once again she's wandered. Tried to run. This lord wonders what he should do, hmm?"
Scrunched up in a ball on the bed, I hoped the answer was fucking "nothing". Or maybe, perhaps, "leave". Inching backwards, like the hunted animal I felt like, I wasn't fast enough to avoid the hand that shot out. Capturing my ankle in shackle strong grip.
It wasn't crushing. Left no bruises. Yet the touch felt scalding, as his hand imprisoned yet cradled my ankle. Dragged my leg free of my curled up little ball of self. I froze, as I felt his other hand gentle running the tips of his fingers up and down my shin. Up and down, up and down. As though just feeling my skin.
"Should he make sure his wife can not run?" This grip tightened, nearly bruising. His other gripping farther up my leg. As though casually preparing to snap bones. "Or perhaps, he should chain you away? Hmm? This Lords wife is a troublesome girl. Causing trouble as she does... ah~, what to do with her..."
Terrified, sat froze. Mind numb. Please. Gods. Please, please, please! D-Don't. I was shaking. Could feel tears starting to build. Watched, helplessly, as he examined me. Something pleased, satisfied even, creeped into his expression. And without breaking eye contact, he lifted my leg towards his face, to gently kiss the skin right above my ankle bone. It could have been tender... if it didn't feel like a threat.
"This wife is so very lucky, that this Lord loves her so. That he would never."
It was almost mocking, in how sweet the words curled. As though suggesting that because this one thing was too far, he was a good man. As though suggesting that he would do far worse to others, in my place. But don't worry. You won't be hurt. See how benevolent he is?
"But come, let us not discuss your punishments tonight, hmm?"
Like a predator, stalking his prey, he crawled up onto the bed. Closer and closer. There was no where to run. Was this it? W-was this the day he... he-? Looming, on his knees, above my curled up ball of fear, he effortlessly worked his arm in and around my waist. Dragging me closer. All but into his lap.
"You are tired. Upset. Have made such messes for this husband to clean." He murmured, face pressed close. Breathe ghosting against my neck, my ear. All I could smell was rich soaps and smoke. "We can deal with this tomorrow. For now, it's time for bed. So go ahead, rest sweetly in my arms, Love.
"It's where you belong."
#threepandas#yandere#yandere x reader#yanblr#reader insert#yanderecore#tw death#because our yandere basicly burned a country down to marry is darling#because he is a violent fucking sadist when he chooses to be#and yeah he totally merc'd his own kid#out with the old in with the new#wants a NEW and BETTER heir from his Darling#dont worry#you love him#you just dont realize that yet#yes he WILL keep killing people until he gets his way#why do you ask#married reader#trapped reader#she should have run#she DID run#but like... she should have run BETTER#and yes the name IS meant to be ironic#bad end happy wife#bad end happy wife au#tw sa implied#but no he wont touch his Darling#until the Stockholm Syndrome really kicks in#because Consent is important! :)#did I mention crazy? because he is deeply insane wtf dude
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i dont thinm we as a socisty talk abt dirty dudes must die enough ESPECIALLY THE LAST HALF (this part ⤵️)
like even ignoring the story telling angle of how this ending is such an interesting way to take grace's character, the song itself is just SO bone chilling. like.. theres a reason npmd (the song) is a fan favorite but smth abt this part of the song coming from grace makes it hit harder. the religious character who spends the entire play spiraling due to a sinful act she commited singing about how nobody will pray for you when you die due to these being the consequnces of your actions is so ??? and even ignoring THAT angela puts in an oscar worthy preformance. her "run you little bitch" is SO good and im sad its not in the cast recording.. hell even how her high note basically became an unhighed scream and transitoon into manical laughter.. its a good way to show how the events of the play literally brole her mind withput having to outright say it. LIKE IM SO OBESSEDDDD
#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid#angela giarratana#grace chasity#LIKE YKWIM???#DIRTY DUDES MUST DIE IS BETTER THAN NPMD#THERE I SAID IT!!!#angela giarratana my goat#im still SO sad that run you little bitch#didnt make it to the cast recording...#like i love her laugh but...#BUT RUN YOU LITTLE BITCH#spence rambles
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only you can stop the evil
#postal fanart#postal#postal 2#postal dude#running with scissors#my art#papacifcifi#doodle#evil man strikes again#i need to draw more better things
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Negan + Carl | TWD S07E07: Sing Me A Song
#sometimes you just gotta gif two dudes in a van#don't worry about it#i'm certainly not writing anything#also i love that there was a long while where abby thought carl was the one driving the van WHICH I ADORE but#this is better for me personally in the long run#cegan#twdedit#cara gifs
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This picture perfectly embodies my suffering during today :::'D

pls can I just have a chill day
#My Bus just drove away right in front of my nose today#like#I was running and flailing my arms around like crazy and technically made it to the door but that dude still drove away :(#I had to wait in the rain for an hour#so for short#I had a bad day (even before the bus thing)#Hope yours is better <3#Also I kinda butchered an exam this morning#Not that I dont know how indesign works but that shit sometimes just doesn't do what you want it to do#Man I hate that Programm#ranting#rambling#Shitposting#Worshitposting#I guess#Vessel#and his beAUtiFuL face
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pro tip if you want a positive fandom experience: do not follow confession blogs. you’re just asking for a bad time if you do that just don’t
#‘why is this fandom so toxic’ genuine suggestion stay away from the Bad Takes Factory#I hope whoever runs that blog doesn’t take this as a personal attack it’s just. man im sorry i just think confession blogs are a horrible#idea.#im tempted to block it just because I do actually use the For You tab in order to explore new blogs and posts I wouldn’t otherwise see#and confession blog posts just keep coming up and I have to zoom past them or else they’ll make me mad or exhausted half the time#I saw someone saying we don’t deserve a s2 because of how toxic we’ve become and im just like dude. you’re kind of doing that to yourself#most of the conflict being talked about is so ridiculously minuscule and taken out of proportion. like. most of us don’t actually argue#about that. most of us aren’t going around yelling about what’s problematic or not. or whatever. that’s a minority and you gotta learn to#either not engage or block and move on. then the world is magically a better place#sorry hope this isn’t a hot take. that’d be ironic#rambling
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Sangmin! I know you have some mysterious illness you may or may not be dying from but I will NOT be forgiving you, for at least until the next episode, for walking out after fucking Dinneaw to hang out with your friend you know has been trying to make him jealous and then agreeing with him while he has tears in his eyes that he's just your friend. Get it together cause this ain't it chief.
#sangmin dinneaw#get it together my dude!#Tor is right there waiting if you refuse to do better#(which side note I did appreciate that he didn't instantly try to make his move and was even low key kinda defending Sangmin#while calming Dinneaw down. he's a real ass friend right there)#I understand Sangmin clearly thinks he's dying (which he's not dying okay that's not even a thing to stress out for me)#but still!#you cannot just run out after someone's first time to go hang out with other people#come on dude lol#regular clyde
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So.....I'VW been enjoying roblox pressure for the past few days
And well....
#roblox#roblox pressure#sebastian solace#painter roblox pressure#eyefestation#roblox horror game#no shit I GOT INTO PRESSURE AFTER RANDOMLY SCROLLING THIS FISH DUDE WHO REMINDS ME OF BLACK PEARL COOKIE BUT MORE TRAGIC 😭😭#and i blame hot cookie run sea creature for making me simp for sebby#also it it ok to simp for a hot mutated fish guy even tho he's married#due to shipping drama in the pressure community....#also pAInter and eyefestastion r skrunklys and i feel bad for them... :c#and by randomly scrolling.....i was scrolling on yt shorts#man.....these guys deserve better :'(
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cherik mpreg son onslaught that charles gave birth to
actually appalled how this is a factual sentence and that this is canonical comic book lore
#snap chats#charles xavier never beating the pregnant allegations thats why they had to make him say it outright recently vjalkjaeklaj#dude no charles better than me tho if i had my intrusive thoughts running around after it fused with my evil ex i wouldve ended it all#wait on that note did i ever tell you guys i liked way of x. i think i did i liked how they actually. Evaluated their laws#deceased at how onslaught inherits charles twink body now but i fw the meaning for it. ok thats onslaught revelation but same arc#still funny as hell from going to a whole ass UNIT to being. Twig#not so disimilar to charles himself really.... ok 'unit' is a strong word but he was a lil heaftier back then but anyways#i should draw onslaught sometime. at the very least him and david#my favorite bit from that whole run was onslaught calling david his step brother#like girl youre right but im crying laughing at the fact it is true#oh no ive reminded myself i still want to get legion of x. it makes me emo i love the bits i skimmed i must have the full story#but the holidays are coming so no time for that#anyways. im done rambling JLFKAERJLAJ
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I think everyone needs to come together and congratulate DBK (and the rest of the Demon Bull family) for being the only ones to just give up. They DID quit while they were ahead. It's the only reason they're still alive.
#honestly they'd be dead like Spider Queen LBD (if she IS dead) and Azure Lion if they hadn't lol#LIKE. GIRL THEY SAVED THEMSELVES FROM THE NARRATIVE#HOW DID THEY DO THAT#The answer is they stopped trying to live past the end of their myth. They accepted the world as is.#And they run man. They run and after they failed a second time they just like#Went back to their house and stopped#which is really based of them.#Now they eat popsicles on the beach with Wukong and Co! Objectively better outcome#more antagonists should learn from them if they want to stay alive (yellowtusk) (maybe peng but I have a feeling no)#(peng out here with his ''The world could use a little chaos!'' bullshit. Okay. You said the c-word dude that's not good)#lmk#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk rant#imp tag
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I just saw someone say "I wasn't educated on politics so I didn't vote" then why didn't you educate yourself??? We all have little computers in our fucking hands guys this is kind of something to USE THEM FOR.
#you are quite literally capable of educating yourself you can't have everyone spoon feed you everything for the rest of your fucking life#EDUCATE YOURSELF#us politics#politics#like you could have searched stuff up online asked people questions and instead you just sat and did nothing#even if you are in an unsafe environment to vote you could've contributed by helping educate other people#but no. didn't educate yourself didn't educate others just sat there didn't vote because you weren't educated and didn't get educated#now people are being affected and you're like “that's so horrible”#“both sides are bad” “i'm not educated enough” man i'm fucking done dude your inability to comprehend the importance#of the lives of millions that will be affected by this orange fuck being in office will never cease to be astounding and infuriating#don't fucking try to argue with me rn i'm angry don't feel like it i'm just gonna block#sure the democrats need to run better campaigns but i'm gonna be real with you even the WORST FUCKING CAMPAIGN EVER RAN#IN THE HISTORY OF CAMPAIGNING#WOULD BE BETTER THAN WHATEVER THE FUCK HE HAS PLANNED FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS
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spoilers for the boy wonder #4 under cut







frothing at the mouth and gnawing at the walls and rolling around and exploding
i love this comic wtf :(((
they love each other so much and their circumstances are so complicated but they LOVE each other :(((((( and damian finally accepting his place in his other family. dude i cant take this (/nsrs)
this one did actually make me cry. idk how many more issues there are gonna be, at the very least one, but this one is my favorite so far
#dc#the boy wonder#talia al ghul#damian al ghul#damian wayne#sigh. i like damian al ghul better but its not that 😔#hm. this ones my favorite#can you tell i have mommy issues#dude juni ba fucking GETS it#i love this comic run :(#this is like my favorite comic ever i think#.......can you tell i have parental issues#.................can you tell i have family issues-
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update watched yuri on ice eps 5-9 and im freaking out cause:
YURI ACTUALLY SAYS ALL THIS IN CANON???:
“I want to be hated as the man who took Victor from the whole world!”
*touches foreheads together* *intense eye contact* “Don’t ever take your eyes off me”
“I’m the only one who can who can satisfy Victor. I’m the only one in the whole world who knows Victor’s love”
“With my coach, Victor, I’ll win with the power of love!”
“I’ll show my love to the whole of Russia”
THEN THERES ALSO:
Victor half naked slumped on yuri cause he had too much to drink...then the pic being posted everywhere LKASJDF
Victor hugging yuri while watching performances
Victor FLOPPING ON HIS BED WITH YURI TAKING A NAP TOGETHER??
VICTOR SHATTERING YURI’S HEART AND THEN ASKING IF A KISS WOULD MAKE IT BETTER IM-
-YURI JUST ASKING FOR HIS SUPPORT AND PRESENCE IN RESPONSE AHH <333
YURI SLAYING THE PERFORMANCE, GETTING AN INSANE HUG THAT KNOCKS HIM OVER, AND WAS THAT AN ALMOST KISS/REAL KISS AINT NO WAYYYYY
YURI SLAYING ANOTHER PERFORMANCE, VICTOR KISSES HIS SKATE ON CAMERA?????
THEY LITERALKU HAVE A COUPLES REUNION AT THE AIRPORT???
Then…then…THEN Yuri asks Victor to be his coach until he retires AND AND ANDDDD VICTOR TAKES HIS HAND OFF HIS SHOULDER…me expecting him to let go and then he HE FUCKING KISSES YURI’S HAND AND SAYS ITS LIKE A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL??? Then he says “I wish you’d never retire” HELLO???? WHERES THE RING??

#blu liveblogs#yuri on ice#yoi ep 5-9#guys im head in hands /pos cause this cannot be real like#i saw everyone saying it gets gayer and i was like ok bet right#then i was like#jaw drop after jaw drop AFTER JAW DROP BC. HOLY SHIT.#oh my GOD#i just#i cant even form coherent thoughts rn#not yuri having a breakdown and feeling pressured by the world hating him for “stealing” victor away from the world and then#gets an instant boost by empowering himself cause damn right he DID steal victor implying victor is HIS then he fucking goes and#and makes intense eye contact with victor HRAJNSLDAKJF#literally mentions victor's love or some variation of it at least 5 times#then omg the part where he cried i was like omg yuri you poor baby#then victor fucking says WOULD A KISS MAKE IT BETTER? a kiss GUYS a KISS???? yes because thats totally nformal for a coach#yuri just asks for his support and presnce and i was like omg lovee that part#yes yuri you go slay that program after crying it does in fact feel better after you've had a good cry#then THEN thennnn HOLY SHIT VICTOR JUST. KNOCKS HIM DOWN WITH A HUG AND THEN TEHRES FUCKING SLOMO OF AN IMPLIED ALMOST MOUTH ON MOUTH KISS-#SCREAMS#does victor just lose it anytime yuri pulls some move that he would do too#THEN HE PULLS VICTOR IN BY HIS *TIE* TOO AT SOME POINT IDK I FORGOT BUT OH MY GODD#and also VICTOR. KISSING. HIS. SKATE. oh my god. my dude. ON CMAERA??#i need a better phrase than the 'gay sex is less gay than whatever the hell these two have going on' but its literally the whole show like#oh my god and when they were running with each other with the glass in between them at the airport...and then yuri runs into victor's arms.#then they have some sort of indirect gay af marriage proposal holy shit im#i need a moment#i also love that russian yuri gave yuri the katsudon pirozhki that was so sweet#and v thoughtful of his grandpa too#also the classical music fan in me is happy with the music xD
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i love your art ao much.... can you please draw p1 dude and p2 dude together!! i dont really care what thyre doing i judt want the 2 of them
i drew them as magnet because.i dont know
#postal#postal dude#rws#running with scissors#YURI!!!!!!!!!!#postal 2#postal 1#thank you though i promise i can draw better than this XD#5/18/2024#magnet vocaloid#vocaloid
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R.I.P Husk. Penis'd too close to the sun.
#hey hey hey can you guess who my favourite character is can you guess#hint: it's the dude who's in 3 out of 4#hazbin hotel#art#fanart#my art#charlie#charlie morningstar#lucifer morningstar#husk#husker#nifty#angel dust#huskerdust#huskerdust fanart#charlie hazbin hotel#lucifer hazbin hotel#husk hazbin hotel#nifty hazbin hotel#angel dust hazbin hotel#sketch#shitpost#lucifer's a fucking gremlin dude i love him#also jeremy jordan (his va) has somehow gotten even better since he voiced varian from tangled the series and i-#hazbin hotel fanart#husk fanart#running out of stuff to tag uhhhh#i wanna hit 30 though cause that's the max#hazbin art#fuck it - number 30
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