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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the man runnin' the stand "Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any grapes?" The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made! Can I get you a glass?" The duck said, "I'll pass." Then he waddled away - waddle waddle 'Til the very next day "Bom bom bom bom bom babom" When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man runnin' the stand Hey! (bam bam bam), got any grapes? The man said: "No, like I said yesterday We just sell lemonade, okey? Why not give it a try?" The duck said. Good bye Then he waddled away - waddle waddle Then he waddled away - waddle waddle Then he waddled away - waddle waddle 'Til the very next day When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man runnin' the stand "Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?" The man said: "Look, this is gettin' old I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold Why not give it a go?" The duck said: "How about - no." Then he waddled away - waddle waddle Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle Then he waddled away - waddle waddle 'Til the very next day When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand: "Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any grapes?" The man said: "That's it! If you don't stay away, duck I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck! So don't get too close! The duck said, Adios Then he waddled away - waddle waddle Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle Then he waddled away - waddle waddle 'Til the very next day When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man runnin' the stand "Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any glue?" "What?" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I - oh..." "Then one more question for you: Got any grapes?"
And the man just stopped The he started to smile He started to laugh He laughed for a while. He said: "Come on, duck Let's walk to the store I'll buy you some grapes So you don't have to ask anymore So they walked to the store And the man bought some grapes He gave one to the duck And the duck said: "Hmm, no thanks But you know what sounds good? It would make my day Do you think this store Do you think this store Do you think this store Has any lemonade?" Then he waddled away - waddle waddle Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
there's only one solution to this
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3 little ducklings nearly done drying.
One of these will be for sale alongside a mother duck. I'm not sure how they died, they were given to me to mount by my mentor. They had no signs of any trauma, so perhaps just farm ducklings that failed to thrive.
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I got the best shirt in the world
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i don't think you know how devastating (good) it was to read about dean and cas having normal couple issues and then having cas say he just wants to watch as dean falls asleep. the amount of love. the trust in that. ouaghwywugah fuck
fwbsfngeney I JUST WANT. THEMCTO BE HAPLY SO MUCH YOU DONY UNDERSTAND
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soem whiteboard fox doodles!
no specific meaning for most.
from left to right:
cecil palmer sexyman (welcome to nightvale), kendal from aurora (by @comicaurora ), skully (marnle hornets) and just a duck <3
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I can see Jonah loving ducks he would just love how stupid they are and how fat they are to.
D u c k
Yeah. I can see him liking ducks too
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Mother duck & ducklings mount now for sale!
$750 NZD with free shipping
A mallard duck and her three ducklings standing in the grass! These ducklings were siblings, but had no familial relationship to the mother duck while they were alive.
The mother duck was shot during duck hunting season.
The three ducklings were abandoned by their mother and died shortly after.
All were sourced in the Far North region.
#taxidermy#vulture culture#aotearoa#duck.#duckling.#mallard duck#i was originally going to keep one of the ducklings#but it seemed sad to separate them#they look better as a little family <3
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#duck rants about something#im so fecked#thank u @iwantmorelife for the image id !!!#edit before you tell me ''this isnt even relatable'' its not meant to be. i made this to complain about sleeping in before class and ending#up late every time. peace and love
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did the dinosaurs look at the meteor and think "how pretty"?
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I offered to come check on my friend's animals while she's away for the long weekend
She thinks I'm joking
But I'm ready
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I don't want to be "private jet" rich, I want to be "buy everything I want in a museum shop" rich
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my drive home from work yesterday
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