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ad1thi · 5 years ago

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you’re telling me that Marvel wrote an entire film about Steve’s het-boner for Bonky but Tony almost dies in space and they can’t spare more than a couple of seconds of film for him and Rhodey in Endgame?? i fkn hate the Russos

#adi analyses #tony stark #james rhodes #mit bros #anti stucky #anti endgame #endgame meta #they actually don't know how to write healthy friendships #bitch if my bestfriend almost died in space i would not get on a spaceship full of people who hate her to go kill a purple grape #you would have to physically TEAR ME AWAY from her bedside #but ur telling me that rhodey saw his bestfriend collapse out of malnurition and sheer exhaustion and was like -#whoops de doo lets get on a spaceship with steve and friends #FAKE NEWS #like fuck off #the russos properly fucked with rhodey and tony's friendship #and i will forever be mad about that #du know why rhodeytony isn't as big as stucky??#because the film-makers literally gave them no scenes after im3 #like there's straight up none #you can fit the entirety of their scenes after im3 into a 30 second clip #and they have objectively been friends longer than steve and bucky #steve and bucky have literally only been friends for 20 years - maybe 30 #rhodey and tony have been friends for close to 50 years

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